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Previous: >>104345884

Can Crubs and Kaniki get along?

Are you a bad/spoiler] boy?

Two eyes, four ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you Sameko Saba. And the reward for her capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?

>>104454247
to kiss this fish in the mouth and on the ears

So what are the buds plans for today?

>>104455367
Bit of game with a friend

When moar Saba DMC?

>>104455478
What game?

>>104456603
Crab champions

Good morning kaniki, /vt/ League 9 kicks off today, and our thread's divegrass team will be playing their first match this Sunday (times in screenshot are in UTC). The opponents and the time the matches take place are: against /pink/ at home Sept 14 @ 2:20 PM EDT, /manstars/ at home Sept 21 @ 1:00 PM EDT, and /wvt/ away Sept 27 @ 5:40 PM EDT. As it currently stands, some our new models are still being worked on, so if I have to, I'll have to break out some placeholder models for things like the paypuh boat and maybe the little crab.
Anyhow, I'll (try to) post the day of the matches to let you guys know when they are about to start.

>>104457001
nice

another day of nothing

>>104457908
buuuuhuuuu poooooor little anon, I can't even get an erection

hope she gets sick and has to stay isolated at home so she finds more time to stream

>>104454247
Saba has a tail, you describe an impostor, one I'd be happy to turn in after thorough use

>>104454247
I'd drain her balls dry ngl. I'm talking break my nose against her bellybutton levels of throating.

Saba is playing with Dooby's doobies as we speak.

>>104458400
1 tit for Saba, 1 tit for her "brother"?

>Hail Saba, still the /same/
>The Doob is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus
>Little Saba, keeper of light
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Mackerel
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Sabaguraette honhonhon

>>104458255
it has a penis.
do not thorough use the tranny imposter
you'll catch gaids

For King and Kani!

Gura is Sabated

>>104458017
Sucks for u

"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

is she streaming today?

>>104459403
Yes, she's streaming something alright

>>104459168
Identity theft needs to be punished, thats a burden I'm willing to bear

>>104459403
not for us...

>>104459403
she streams into my mouth daily

>>104459403
>is she overlapping the myth anniversary?

making some french fries

>>104459651
What kind?

>>104459507
Yeah, for me.

Feesh butt!

Is Toilet Town OSHA compliant?

>>104459403
Tomorrow is more easy to stream for her after a lot meetings this week also today is the myth anniversary so for respect for those 3.

Saba gives me cute aggression when she says "shyoot" and "crud".

Shoulda become 3Dpd after graduation, png are way to expensive and to compute intensive, then there is all the time it takes with meating and deadlines with riggers, concepts, 3d modelers, waiting for outfits and a billion other things, it is such a convoluted mess compared to just 1 click on the webcam button and off you go. vtubing is not a novelty anymore, it has run it's course, become flesh

>>104460312
>today is the myth aniversary
so she is streaming today? or no?

you are sending mixed signals, anon.

why saber more sex than gaara

>>104460577
both are sex incarnate

>>104460577
>>104460620
Controversial opinion but i am not to fond of her new meta of talking about snail-tails and rawdogging

>>104459661
potato?

>>104460288
maybe, but it certainly is FISHA compliant

>>104461222
I meant what kind of style silly

Gurass

wonder if we'll get that mario movie watchalong now

>>104461386
standard, some salt and msg sprinkled on

>>104461867
More open shirt when ;_;

>>104461893
Sounds delicious. I like adding a little pepper to my fries.

>>104462096
they were great! Haven't had french fries in forever, saw a bag on sale and just had to go for them

I like both the bibidibum and the nyamunyamunyamy

if she were to get into a freak accident which limbs (or general body parts) do you think she wouldn't mind losing?

>>104464405
her penis

Sex with a kanimouto.

>>104461437
SNIFFFFF

Is Saba a lonely loli god?

>>104466818
I wouldn't let her be lonely.

>>104455367
I'm playing wc3 customs actually I'm playing Silksong.

>>104467361
why won't saba play silksong :(

I really wish we could have spent today with her.
I know it's not her anniversary anymore, but it's still the anniversary of when so many of us found her.

damn, i never knew that she did the whole album, aside of that 2 twitter photos
https://hentai-cosplay-xxx.com/image/naomin-gura/

>>104461386
I like the waffle because they're easier to dip in ketchup.
This doesn't have steak fries listed.

>>104470170
This retard does know that she didn't make that dumb song right?

>>104470170
big day for the person that did

>>104470458
She made the song, she didn't make the original copypasta.

>>104470525
>>104470458

>>104470561
Yeah that's what I meant. My bad.

"bulges" comments are very common in the furry community and the inscription didn't match that copypasta so retarded to brink that shit up here

>>104470170
i support the crackdown desu, sick of sharing the internet with troons playing roblox.

>>104470458
It's a joke, anon. Tune your tism a bit.

>Calli introduces Gura's room
>Duets Biboo
You can't make this up

>>104470124
Steak fries are great.

>>104467995
She doesn't care, how much more proof do you need?

Remember buds. Don't bite retarded low effort baits created by lonely schizos that sometimes wander into the outpost. It's never worth it. And ass always, love your fish.

last tweet: 13 days ago
last members post: 49 days ago
last members stream: 40 days ago
last karaoke: 48 days ago

Goob night buds.

>>104473716
Scoutbud based

>>104473386
Keep being delusional schizo. Saba's activity is miles better.

>>104475562
>miles
I wish you americans would learn the metric system, it's 2025 bro´

>midwit system
primitives istg

>>104475597
>its 2025 bruv
fix that wobilywibly, innit

I want to poke the fishe

I just poked my bellybutton to search for bellybutton lint, but instead i hit a lake of oil. What the heck? Have that happened to you guys? Please explain

>>104478630
we want to poke the fish [not lewd]

>>104476753
Brits use imperial units for basically everything except temperature, you dumbfuck yankee.

>>104479129
oh noer, the limey brit got his nickers in a twist!
tha'ts no good innit bruv.

y'got a bo'ol o' wota?

DAY 5! EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 5!

>>104480347
retard

>>104481191
Facade = 8 sep
Today = 13 sep
To retarded to know that YT rounds down = you

>>104481318
yes sure, on the other hand, it says 4 days so its 4 days
It doesn't matter what time it is in your shithole

>>104481429
Or you could just click the description box and it says the actual date there, which is september 8, globally, no matter if you live in a shithole or not

Classic braindead monkey getting mad when their incorrect correction failed misrebaly

>>104482720
>finishes stream at 23:59 24th june 2023
>its now 0:00 25th june 2023
>REEEEEEEEE 1 DAY WITHOUT ANY STREAMS
1 day is 24h
120+ hours is 5 days, before that it's still 4 days as youtube correctly points out

>>104483599
You're replying to a numberfag that cried when he got bitch slapped out of the towa bud. Ignoring it is the only winning move.

>>104483649
slow saturday i like winning arguments even if they refuse to admit it
Just makes it more fun

>>104483669
Oh okay. Carry on then.

>>104483688
I'm afraid you might've scared him off sadly

>>104483697
that's a very kissable fish

>>104483760
that's beastiality bud

>>104483889 (me)
Maaaan i can't wait to see her new outfits and her 3d
I really really want to see her play around with her model and put us on her head again
I wish she drew us more too, i really liked seeing that in the waterpark stream, its super cute

>>104483935
I can't wait either. Especially looking foward to how her tail, hair, and dress will be rigged. I keep trying to imagine what her first new outfit will be but there are just so many options.

>>104484057
i want a princess outfit
I also think that blue and white are some of her best colours but i want at least one or two pink outfits
maybe a pijama and a princess dress outfit in pink could be nice
Something cheeky punk could also be great!

>>104484057
>>104484275
but yeah her hair is amazing, i definelty want to see what she's going to have
Maybe on october she's going to have an outfit reveal since she said things would happen in october
If so i wish that her first outfit is something that she can use on day-to-day streams in alternative to her base model, so not something too "costume-y"

>>104484275
Pajamas or some kind of sleep/casual at home clothes could be really nice. I also wouldn't be opposed to an actual lighthouse keeper outfit though.

>>104484466
honestly i want her to be a bit chunni and do lore stuff as well, she has a really good imagination and i like my cartoons to be chuuni sometimes
I think she'd find it fun if she planned it out and didnt do it in a "restricitve way" I think she could make it work

Kanikis are going mad without Saba

So what are the buds plans for today?

>>104486852
finishing lceaning up
eating some rice with mustard
preparing for my trip

Saba and Me
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/135003741

sabster added to waterpark sim

>>104487750
real?

>>104487796
real real
not a mod

>>104487843
cool

>>104487796
no fake

last stream: 5 days ago
last tweet: 14 days ago
last members post: 50 days ago
last members stream: 41 days ago
last karaoke: 49 days ago

ook ook

This thread is so funny imagine being called an anti for wanting streams

ook ook eeeeeekkkkeee

There have been only 3 people that have posted this thread in the past 4 hours.

>>104490177
actually its just me

>>104490177
all me

>>104490177
Me and my army of smart fridges

Stream tonight?

>>104492090
funny joke

>>104490177
Sorry for the samefagging but all those replies were me.

He's so used to shitposting about weeks or months of no activity that he has to force himself to complain about a few days when most people here are content with the steady pace she's already set since debut.

>>104492678
>most people here are content
only after you ignore everyone who is complaining and label them one person

She has abandoned us

>>104461386
i prefer the smiling fries

>>104461437
We need Sabass soon

>>104492803
Ogey samefagger.

>>104492953
I used eat these things for lunch all the time since they came in these cheap microwavable meals.

You nerds know the drill. Drama = No Streams

>>104495252
Today there's no stream because of the Myth collab

>>104496115
Today? Sure. The last two days and probably tomorrow as well? Don't expect activity until this shit dies down. She does not risk drama spilling into her chat.

>>104496597
You will waste your life for nothing
Forget feeling genuine happiness, you will never even share in temporary joy with other human beings, and its all because of how pathetic you are

>>104496597
?
Until what dies down?

>>104496813
Cool story bro.
>>104496855
Turn on the TV. I don't shit where I eat.

ook ook

>>104496876
Who watches tv anymore?!

>>104497075
An argument could be made that youtube itself is a form of television. After all, "tube" is a euphemism for a TV.

WHERE IS WIFE

>>104497323
See: >>104496597
Maybe Monday. Maybe.

>>104497323
Traveling

>>104497600
Well we know its not this.

>>104496876
Dude. Crazy political events have been happening nonstop since the start of this year. By your logic she wouldn't even come back as Saba.

>>104497894
>Crazy political events have been happening nonstop since the start of this year.
And she often does not stream for a couple days when they do, which is probably wise. This one in particular has people biting eachothers' heads off in public spaces and doxxing eachother. She moderates her own chat and I don't think she wants to deal with that shit. Better to just go dark for a bit and let it pass.

>>104497794
It would make sense.

>>104497323
Watching the myth 5 year anniversary collab, obviously

>>104498289
No, it really wouldn't.

Gooba clips on the anniversary stream if you care about that stuff.

>>104498421
Come up with other reasons for why she hasn't streamed or tweeted in 5 days.

>>104497965
The discourse doesn't die down after a couple of days you retard. The attempted Trump assassination discourse lasted months.

>>104499602
She's not streaming today because of the Myth collab. She didn't stream yesterday because of the anniversary. And besides that, she also has business meetings to attend.

Ah yes the business meetings that take up the entire day for multiple days in a row that she quit Hololive over

Rahjeesh is really upset tonight huh

>>104486852
I'm playing wc3 customs and Silksong.

>>104500120
He's multi track gaming!

what happened to doing frequent members streams

>>104500197
Yea I've been playing Silksong while waiting in wc3 lobbies.

>>104500227
What happened to anything?

Saba will give us the gist of things like she usually does. Why is the monkey crying?

>>104499602
She has tweeted in the last 5 days. Also, it could just be she wants to binge on netflix or work on stuff. Like chill the fuck out dude.

>>104500405
Like when she told us she was going to play Demon's Souls this past week?

Yeah, this anti is cooked in the head. Gonna stop replying to it.

>he's also getting thrown outta towers
Comical.

>>104499635
>The discourse doesn't die down after a couple of days you retard
The range of areas in which it is discussed absolutely does.

taking the time to catch up on some vods. Some of us have jobs.

Off, once again, to the nightshift

>>104503959
Stay safe bud.

>>104487750
Based would rape

>>104504400
chuchu

>>104506386
She's in two games now.

>>104506386
>>104506571
this little brat selling millions of copies of indie games without being paid for it! how will paid shills ever recover?

Goob night buds.

Tomorrow is the last chance.

>>104509913
>Tomorrow is the
FINAL COUNTDOWN DU DU DU DU

>>104509913
She will take atleast 1 week hiatus now due to...

>>104509913
Monday's my guess. Calm down.

We're so back (derogatory)

>>104497965
The FBI are questioning her about memes.

>>104510665
if anyone gets questioned about memes, it ain't her lol

>>104509913
Or what? You'll crashout everytime there is a break between streams like you always do? This isn't even the first time you said this.

>>104510738
*notices ur bulge* OwO

>>104511027
We're NEVER going to get a fucking Helldivers 2 or Hitman stream now. That's the part that annoys me.

>>104511027
AND ontop of that, she is friends with a trans rights activist that have celebrated political violence and violence against police officers, publicly on twitter, imagine what he says behind closed doors if that is what he admits to publically, she might catch a stray, unfortunately

This angle is so fucking stupid.

>>104511415
Why? Pretty sure everyone here knows about him and his tweet are still public for everyone to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uz77qAr_Ek
i got to the party really late, but this is one of my most magical moments in vtuber history

post something that's special to you

>>104511539
I don't have the clip but it was during that one minecraft stream that turned into a myth collab and it ended with her just kind of taking it all in. Something about that moment always stuck wuth me.

>>104511618
*with me. Damn autocorrect.

>>104511618
that sounds so sweet. i'd love to hear it someday <3

>>104511714
dayo, ne? shark city really was pretty peak, wasn't it! <3

>>104511376
touch grass

>>104454247
>a penis

Saba, look at these.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/135073109
https://files.catbox.moe/hbp43k.jpg
Please reward your lewd artists with some inspiration next stream. <3

>>104484057
Based commando fish

>>104511671
>>104511618
just watch the whole stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95EaRULYLGw

>>104512012
thank you! i'll watch it tomorrow and report back! i really appreciate it, anon. <3tv

Saba soon. Goobnight.

>>104513462
night crub

>>104512186
no worries, its one of my favorite streams ever too, have fun

Another nightshift another dollar

>>104514993
welcome back

>>104512012
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I miss the Guerrilla Minecraft era. It was so good. I miss the times when she would randomly get in a Minecraft mood and hop onto the server and it would become a zatsudan with her building whatever she felt like. And then sometimes another member would just randomly hop onto the server and it would become a spontaneous collab.

I got tired of Minecraft at the time but now I would kill for that era to return. People meme about the Indie Avengers but lowkey I wish it did happen for real and Doki, Mint, Nimi and Dooby started their own Minecraft server where they let in Indies that they're pals with.

I want to eat the eggs she lays.

DAY 6! LETS GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 6!

>>104515698
I hope you like the taste of my spunk

>>104515443
eh it didnt happen that much for me to miss it
Gura really wanted it to be a thing early on but it had too many issues for them to work it out
Mori hated it, kiara was a sperg about it, ame was having woman moments about it, and ina didn't care about en enough to make an effort to involve herself or make things happen
it was sad that it had to happen but gura understood it eventually as well as sad as it was. Occasionally member made an effort to try to connect to her when she reached out or was sad about it, but you can't build a long lasting relationship based on that

>>104516056
Grok, summarize this post

Goob morning buds.

>>104517751
Why?

>>104517751
Goobmorno

Never forget.

Has this monkey been seething all night?

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WIFEEEEEEEE

>>104506571
is she even going to play this again seems like a waste

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>104517819
mom's spaghette

>>104484057
I know it'll be incredible with the rigging and all

>>104511172
why not?

membies soommmmm

Woah, retweets are so satiating

has she gone back to the good model yet? not sure why she would pay the money for it then downgrade.

ook ook

>>104518559
is that dutch?

>>104518594
No, it's your mom

She better have a good reason for why she ghosted us for a week

>>104519018
Scrubbing her entire Discord takes time

>>104519018
She won't. Better get used to her disappearing and coming back with no explanation.

>>104519209
>health issues
She's pregnant. Mine btw.

>>104519222
Wrong, she's actually pregnant with me.

"Health issues" hahaha if that's true hope she burns through all her money to find a cure so she has to actually make an effort again

>>104519222
Why are there so many cucks here?

I swear that you retards better be women because these post read like they come from the minds of some petty ass bitches

I leave you now to 500 posts arguing in bad faith that health issues for her is somehow new. If she posted her diagnosis for all of you to see you'd just call her a grifter who's somehow always sick but has the audacity not to die, like Ironmouse

Depression and the laziness it causes are technically a health issue.

she partied too hard or the guys were rough with her

I see the phasecuck is still having a meltdown after yet another phase whore was outed as a whore. Truly amazing.

The closest I've come to camping is the tent I pitch every morning

>>104519209
Anyone else getting chatgpt vibes from this post? With the emojis and all

So I've been here as a new fan, only found her as gura with her graduation announcement, watched her ever since and became a member on her debut as saba. Will she ever stream regularly? Because I kinda want her to. I watch Marimari for example too, and she streams really regularly, at least 4 times a week. There have been multiple weeks with only one stream for saba now since her debut. She also stopped doing the memberstreams. I'm getting kind of burned out. Is this what the end of the honeymoon phase is?

>>104519543
>an actual phasecuck
Can't make this shit up. Go watch your 5 guys swinger whores and fuck off lmao. Fucking cuck

>>104519362
I thought I hit a fish with my car this morning

Can you two take your gay tribal slapfight to the catalog before it floods the thread?

I hate how not being a lobotomized yes-man means you're a brown tranny or whatever.

>>104519628
Works off of kemono friends logic so it's fine.

Why does she get sick so often if she supposedly lives in a warm area AND never leaves her room so she doesn't get foreign bacteria's in her system? I have gotten sick once in the last 10 years and that was from covid. People who doesn't wash their hands after toilet gets sick frequently (touching food later on, like a sandwich or candy and introduces iffy bacterias where they don't belong)

Start washing your hands after peeing Saba, takes 5 seconds and your immune system will thank you

>>104519607
>admits he's a br*wn tranny
Kek
Good morning saar

>>104519652
You already know why.

>>104519593
Fun fact: One time in all recorded history an airborn airplane hit a fish. Turns out an eagle dropped it why trying to evade the airplane

>>104519652
I get sick often too and I barely leave my house. Your immune system isn't used to viruses since it never encounters them so you get instantly sick whenever you come into even smallest contact with anything. That's exactly how Aztecs were wiped out
Then again she never said she has a flu so maybe she ate that ground beef she talked about

>>104519718
that's pretty funny

>>104519677
>>104519718
Now to think about it, why are there no bird vtubers? An eagle vtuber would be sick

>>104519718
i'll take the odds on the fish living

>>104519849
Anon there are plenty of them. Holotori are all birds and I know at least one indie that's a bird.

She ate the expired meat, didnt she?

>>104519849
>why are there no bird vtubers?
>Kiara, Mumei, Nerissa, Lui, Subaru, Reine, Kaela
Are you stupid?

>>104519903
I ate expired beef on accident once and I felt like I was dying.

>>104519913
>Subaru
Sir, Subaru is a car

>>104519965
i eat expired meat all the time and its fine
As long as its not full gone a little bit off is totally fine, you get used to it

>>104519987
You got a stronger stomach than me bud.

Is the pajeet gonna spend the better part of the day trying to convince level headed anons that the girl that has notoriously had health issues isn't having health issues?

Sabass

>>104520019
not if we ignore it

>>104520047
*licks*

>>104519987
>i eat expired meat all the time and its fine
>>104520019
>pajeet
I have been watching Indian street food videos on YT for over an hour now, it's very humbling, give you a whole new appreciation that I never need to experience that. I bet i got several tapeworms just from watching that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyAleJ4HUDo

>>104520019
Frankly I don't give single shit about the jeet and his melties, I just hope it's nothing serious

>>104519987 (me)
>>104520097
not a pajeet, just lazy
Used to make chili all the time so i just left the meat out on the sink to thaw on the mornings
Used to come back home very late so it was usually off by then, but not so much that it'd be unedible
Sure you might get a bit sick the first few times but you unironically get used to it, its not like we had perfect sanitary conditions back in the ooga booga days

>>104520131
>its not like we had perfect sanitary conditions back in the ooga booga days
Would you be ok with oogabooga lifespan and mortality rates?

>>104520155
we have medicine
If i catch a stomach bug i can just take a course of antibiotics and be fine no matter how bad it is, Ugg didn't have that so its not the same situation

Food poisoning is overrated, like salmonella, people act like salmonella is a certain death but in reality 90% of the times it just give you a wet poop once and then it's done, 5% of the time turbo poop trice. 5% fever for 3 days and a free enema. Food poisoning is a nothingburger

I guess that means no stream today either?

>>104520273
very much depends on how bad it is but yes
If things are slightly off they might make you feel a bit sick, but it'll pass after a shit
You shouldn't do that on purpose but unironically sometimes its better to eat it than not if the option is to eat nothing else and you are not a lardass
Plus you do actually build a bit of a resistance to it

>>104519209
Everything old is new, as predicted it wouldn't even take 3 months

>>104519209
Man, I wonder what's happening to her.
>Inb4 she's pregnant

>>104520855
yeah sorry about that.

>>104520870
No need to apologize for my wrongdoing, but it was kind of you non the less

>>104520870
Shut up Dooby

>>104520890
I think you are confused, I was apologizing because I impregnated her.

>>104521002
Yeah, thanks for artificially impregnate her with my semen, you handled that turkey baster like a real pro

>>104521062
fuck, that's actually pretty good I got nothing

Saba's getting older. These things just happen naturally

I have henceforth formally decided that Saba is my wife to be.

Morning kaniki, in roughly 1 hour 20 minutes our thread will play it's first match of /vt/ League 9 divegrass against /pink/. Despite /pink/ being known as a historical forever losing team, they should not be taken lightly as we don't want to be the first team they win against. I was able to get most of the new models in, but there are 2 that are in a semi-placeholder state, yet are still new models of Saba.

Link here: https://pastebin.com/KD57fKVv
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
Divegrass split >>104522195

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/same/ is going to be the first undefeated-for-10-years-champ team i feel it in my gonads