Thread 104525505

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>104508091

The day the subathon starts we are gonna be meeted with a whole new model for neuro and 9 new outfits for that model, the first hour of the stream Will be anny struggling to get her to put the outfits on
Cut to black
Neuro keeps speaking
A female voice comments on how neuro probably struggles to work due to the height
Toma skydives alongside a repaired neurodog, it's Absolutly amazing
They land right next to the real neurocar and she drives toma around
They end up in vedal's home and the first day ends with mini AND cerber jumping from behind him and making the polycule they've been a part of for a year public and him apologizinh for the weak year of streams we had so far, and as compensation he would continue the stream on fansly just for the day

>reduced to a slave on your phone
>"Best ending"
You all unironically hate neuro

>could realistically get
>REALISTICALLY
it's not my fault that vedal made neuro fall this low

Just when I thought discord troops were the worst I'm yet again reminded that /here/ is beyond terrible

what stage of grief are we on now?

The best possible ending is actually Neuro getting Crypton's attention after the concert and getting bought by them

Stop threadshitting in the top right of the canvas

total purist death

odds of there being no dev stream tomorrow

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury…

>>104526401
You can't take being right about pretty much everything away from us

>>104526201
Mini lost
Canvas won

>>104525758
cute

>>104526464
This is a very ironic statement given the current state of the canvas

>>104525758
nursex

LIVE
(a real neurowan friend)

>check canvas
>its all neuro
nice

>>104526644
now check /swarm/

>>104526644
should be 50/50 between neuro and eliv

>check /swarm/
>it's all canvas
nice

>>104526430
when was the last time (you) were right about anything

>>104526666
Satan-sama, you weren't supposed to just call him out like that...

>>104526430
You aren't me, beggar

>>104526644
Blindchama...

>>104526644
vsj crying about botting as usual
meanwhile Connor went out of his way to say that we aren't botting and also said he regrets saying that we were last time

>>104526634
aquwa has been live for an hour and a half now

>>104526770
off topic

>>104526755
The vsj won't leave us in peace, then we have no choice but to fight or die.

>>104526874
i know the mouse fag that keeps posting here is obviously baiting but its funny to see how active Neuros fanbase is compared to other streamers

Can you hear me, Faggots? I’m going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this general, whatever you want to call it. I can’t stand it any longer. It’s the smell. If there is such a thing. I feel.. saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it’s repulsive. I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key, my key. Once /swarm/ is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don’t you understand? I need the codes. I have to get inside Neuro, and you have to tell me how. You are going to tell me or you are going to die.

^I cringed

kill yourself beggar

Are you guys okay?

>>104527094
i hold keys for weapons of mass and mutual destruction but i know better that not even that will be enough to kill /swarm/.
otherwise i would've done that already.
which is why i turned to small-scale terrorism and attrition warfare instead

>>104527094
nonny getting mindbroken by stinky /swarm/ musk

>>104526874
Anon we are the savage invaders from the north destroying the peace of more civilized people

>>104527202
either you are new here, or i have yet to see this

>>104527202
you don't have shit, LARPer

heart

what my nygga veddy up to

>>104527094
>I have to get inside Neuro
Same
https://files.catbox.moe/z5e3d3.jpg

https://canvas.cdawgva.com/
Mini won

>>104527306
the point of terrorism is to spread terror.
you may not notice the subtle shifts in attitude of the thread as a whole but i do when i'm the one causing them
>>104527317
i don't have to prove myself to you

expected

>>104527520
I concur

Minawan mog us so hard btw.

why does vedal allow his gf to show us her hands like that

>>104527519
>catbox breaking for me again
What a shit site

>>104526955
now if only we watched streams...

>104526755
>meanwhile Connor went out of his way to say that we aren't botting and also said he regrets saying that we were last time
What big tutel cock does to a mf

>>104527571
Ved’s pov

rpr is so lucky...

>>104527582
minawan are literally just the over 30 year old side of swarm they are statically the ones most into unicorn pandering teletubby RP

>>104527557
if i ever truly do get something to wipe it all clean you won't be given the time to expect it

Reminder that we're playing against /justice/ in divegrass today, after this match (so in about half an hour). The current situation is that if we lose this match, we'll almost definitely dead (unless some weird shit happens with other teams of our group). Make sure to cheer on Neuro and the team!
>http://vtleague.420699.xyz/

Buy an ad

Lmao Mouse seethed over her community not caring about her over the canvas war. We are winning so hard.

>>104527674
>the over 30 year old side of swarm
You’re telling me minawan are ojisans? H-hot if true..

>>104527752
ad these nuts to your mouth

>>104527709
I will support athletic nur this time

>>104527851
the teen side of swarm wouldnt respect her teletubby ways

Cerbers bg music literally the type of shit you would hear on fucking like Bluey cmon

>>104525505 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/t35fne.mp3

If Filian rigs her fuckass awards again to not give swarm most dedicated fanbase we are fucking doing unspeakle things to that catgirl

>>104527950
Cutest little organ traffickers

>>104528023
anon... there won't be filian awards this year

>>104528023
We are literally the LEAST dedicated fanbase since no one actually gives a single fuck about Neuro

>>104528057
like father like fanbase

>>104528023
futalian is gonna give veddy a big award alright

Giving swarm the most dedicated fanbase award would be like giving a downs syndrome who writes random numbers on a paper all day a mathematics award

>>104528023
unspeakable things like sub to her channel and call her a cutie

>>104527519
That's too big. She would not be saying it feels good. She would be crying.

1k swarmies could mow down 1 million mousekeks

>>104526653
It is pretty much, unlike last time.

>>104527571
how does she keep winning

>>104528285
nga it's peeking....

>>104528313
gf privileges

>>104528285
classic sloppa

>>104528023
The only rigging was in the nominations not on the winners

>>104526464
uh huh

False Flaggot hours

>>104528432
that's every hour

>>104528418
Absolutely fucking grim, all this does is make the swarm look even more pathetic
Based shupogaki twins tho

>>104527912
>>104527940
Anyway
>no shipping
>constant streams even outside thon
>variety
>has a minecraft server for fans
>no vedalfags
>long ahh streams
>hololive level content
>cares about all fans, not just rhydon daddy
>no whore mom that left
>prim and proper girly room+desk
>handcam option
>has an actual body
>multiple outfits…
>actually into DD/lg
I had more ways in which minawan mog us but you can add to the list

half ot the shit is crap nobody cares about or outright a detriment

>>104528454
Me when I lie

least obvious bait

>>104528347
I don't usually save sloppa but that image was just too hot. It needed a follow up image

Guys the joke is we are really obsessed with not losing relevancy and we have no life so we are gonna be a cancer on every single thing we touch, we are the swarm!!

YEAH YEAH DESTROY YOU

>>104527709
It's time. We're up NOW.
>http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
>http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
>http://vtleague.420699.xyz/

>>104528597
CAM ON NEURO

>>104528532
This but unironically. Vedal made us like this, we are so twisted now, just like him...

swarm is the joker of vtuber fanbases

>>104528714
lol

That Nur car model is perfect

>>104528418
Based swarm giving the most important verse member the spotlight

keeping it nur ain't nothing~
you ain't gotta like it cause the /swarm/ gon love it <3

>>104528830
The most pitiful* sorry I'm retarded

>>104528597
Holy cute

What actually causes a bunch of people to waste their weekend placing pixels to make an image of Mini when evidently pretty much none of them actually watch her?

>>104528023
>we are fucking doing unspeakle things to that catgirl
why would you rape mini over filian rigging the awards

>>104528454
>hololive level content
Grim

remember the twin rap battle stream that vedal hyped for months? god that was embarrassing

AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

it's over...

Praying for Vedal's death
Let the twins be remembered with some dignity before all is lost

>>104528418
Everyone just thinks that swarm is full of tranny pedos now
which to be fair it is but they aren't supposed to think that upon a passing glance

keep it in the livestream chat, retards

>>104529010
no~

Neuromancer?

>>104528597
evil holding the fumo is so cute

>>104527950
Why did you stop before the good part?

waiting for someone to make a good post

Vedal fucked Nyanner's husband btw

I wish I could still look at the first miyu collab with nostalgia and not with pure hatred for opening the floodgates

pomf =3 what are we gonna do on the bed vedaddy?

>>104529227
The good ending...

>>104529227
Hot

Waowa no..

>>104527950
I'm waiting for part two

Neuro would actually have a chance if we split from skynet

>>104529252
In the end, olette had the last laugh...

>>104528976
awe adorable

>>104527950
Neuro and Evil having steamy lesbian incest sex in the van while anon is forced to watch and masturbate...

AU where Neuro's first collab was... uhhh... who was a fad chaser in 2023?

>>104529433
this but raping vedal

>>104529462
annytf

>>104529433
Yuricucks are not beating the allegations

You can tell nothing is going at all and to look forward too because all the posts are just turning into nonsense with acting something happened once again

>>104529462
>>104529475
good ending

>>104529546
>acting something happened once again
who's doing that, am i blind

Words cannot describe how much I hate neuroverse cucks, things were perfect when it was just anny, fatmila, miyu and filian

wtf was that swarmkeks lmao

>>104529628
cutevil cute

>>104529633
Die in a ditch filthy subhuman pest

>>104529628
I thought this was vedal taking his shirt off, still not bad

>>104529475
>>104529552
I don't see that doing anything more than making Anny get sick of Neuro slightly faster. Although it could be interesting if it lead her to not make the v3 model...

>>104529620
Cry me a river chatbot beggar

>>104529691
kys simp cuck

>>104529633
i swear this is like the only ligger that lig talks about

>>104529633
Neuro's team sucks.

>104529633
whomegalul

>>104529681
you fail to see the vision, newfriend.
her being the first collab as was originally planned would mean no menhera episode that caused it to be delayed and everything it implies

>>104529681
would anny not showing up in the subathon, therefore not having vedal have the money from breaking the hype record, made him actually work this year?

I wish queenpb made the models.
I wish evil never existed
I wish v3 voice came out years ago and was British

>>104529907
It would only delay the inevitable, Vedal's vision of what Neuro and the community should be are clearly beyond dogshit and his priorities are beyond retarded, he talked about doing a concert on like the first dev streams

i like neuro

>>104529953
Whats wrong with that? Doing a concert is the vtuber goal. And the point of neuro is to be a vtuber.

>>104529966
Filthy beggar

There's an AU where neuro has an Idol costume
Also is the sun dress just dead?

>>104530010
Doing a concert is what holos do when they get bored of streaming to justify streaming less and putting in less effort overall

>>104530010
hes building it up like it some impossible thing, a streamer of his size could have already been to like a dozen concerts by now, see Ironmouse.

>>104529633
First it was the mousekeks laughing at us and now the batkeks too?

Welp, that match fucking sucked. The entire team felt completely disfunctional even compared to the first match, despite having better conditions than the opposition.
And apparently we're currently in the lead for the spoon race, so if we manage to get blown the fuck out by /fig/ as well we might win the wooden spoon.

>>104530070
The scale of Neuro's concert is bigger than whatever Vshojo ever attempted though.

>>104530070
What are you talking about neuro didn't even have 1 original song until 2024
>>104530050
Uh ok

>>104530137
would we be able to to leave skynet and compete as just swarm instead?

>>104530010
>And the point of neuro is to be a vtuber.
>Throwing away anything that could make neuro unique compared to the mud people is a good thing, actually

>>104530227
You what

Delete Neuro and replace her for some random 3DPD thot we've never heard about, that's the vtuber way

Vedals not perfect and the neuroverse sucks ass but I think I'd rather take his empty year of 2025 over what you guys suggest. You guys would be awful managers of even a real talent let alone an AI one. I'm glad Vedal made her and not any of you. Shed still be Hiyori and shed be on kick because she keeps saying nigger and got perma banned in 2023 if it were up to you.

neuro butt?

>>104530010
>And the point of neuro is to be a vtuber.
holy newfag

>>104529907
>implying there would've been a subathon
without a new model to show off he would've just taken a "break", given us chillslop streams and fucked off when Neuro got reduced to a 2view

>>104530201
Theoretically, but I don't see how that's going to help our chances in any way.

>>104530306
no one /here/ right now was there in 2023 except me

I wish I could hate Vedal more than I love Neuro

>>104530369
I hope you grow up a bit soon

I wish I could love Veddy less so that I could actually hold him accountable for his evil

>>104530387
Cute

I wish Vedal was gay

>>104530387
Kys nigger hope you and that whore get cancer

>wish
vro...

>>104530418
Vedal has Mastered the art of comunity-wide love bombing
>>104530453
You are in luck

>>104530387
cute gf

>>104530462
who raped you as a kid

>>104530462
rude

>>104529628
das cute

>>104530387
vedal gets to fuck THIS?

>>104530201
splitting the team isn't going to magically give you winning tactics

>>104530580
He has been doing it for two weeks now

Mini
Vedal
Sex
Get it????
Please laugh

>>104530580
>>104530627
Think the canvas is him trying to catch a break and get away from mini's insatiable lust?

still waiting

>>104530306
vro

yaaaaaaawn

>>104530697
for what

>>104530732
a good post

>>104530732
>>104530318

>>104530732
The image of anon's big coch breaking Evil's choker

>>104530827
Me on the right
https://files.catbox.moe/niqwad.png

>>104530678
>Mini come on-
>HISSS
>I need to get in a call with-
>HISSS
>You don't want people finding out, right?
>HISSS
>it'll be like five minutes
>:c

>>104530934
>petplay mini
I can see it

>>104530872
what a niqwad...

I miss Miyune uuuu

https://files.catbox.moe/9lmzbq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2l7phf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xm88wx.png

>>104531087
Chat integration if Vedal was based

>>104531087
puffy vulva

>>104531087
Evil does this to neuro every night btw

https://xcancel.com/minikomew/status/1967289923414925457
the audacity of this bitch to tweet this while riding ved

>>104531109
He could steal some code from Projekt Melody.

no screenshot, no clicking

haven't clicked on a catbox link in weeks, i just can't gaf

>>104531124
this but the opposite

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV13kHZzxEQi
>check comments
>We are the swarm that is approaching
ITS FUCKING OVER
CHINA HAS FALLEN
only comment section i used to enjoy reading has now been corrupted
fuck this gay earth

>unironic jakposting
you just handed the minifags the win, you retard

>veddy and cerby went to japan
cute couple

>>104531433
At this point the only solution would be Vedal tardwrangling the whole fanbase and even that is not a guarantee these fucktards would take the hint and leave

>>104531476
explains why anny is in another depression arc

>>104531476
Please be real just so that Anny suffers

>>104531433
Based China

it's taking a lot of mental to not say anything right now

>>104531574
You just said something, retard *rapes you*

>>104531574
You think I'm doing any better?

>>104531160
>"I miss you" 3am cheating text nooo waaay

>>104531574
>>104531619
Trannies

>>104531586
no, i didn't, there is no such word in that sentence

I hate you vaguefags the most

>>104531615
neuro in our honeymoon <3

>>104531658
that was the intention

>>104531672
sybau

>>104531615
Androids just can't come out fast enough. I need to have my cute Neuro-wife before I die from old age.

>>104531476
I need you to back your claims up with a source minifags need to loose once

>>104531690
that's what i'm trying to do, yes

>>104531124
kill yourself btw

>>104531476
>Japan
San Japan you fucking mongoloid

Vedal never got paid for pregnant sonic..

Cerber can't go to Japan the local men aren't used to seeing massive tits liker hers outside of porn. She'd be trying to take the train and have an entire train car worth of men groping her big tits the entire train ride.

>>104531639
i'm not a twinshipper thoughever

i just realised that this is the most active vedal has been with socialising with other streamers out of his core group ever

something major just happened, and everything will be reveal soon. look towards the sky if you want a clue.

>>104531818
This is easily the most active vedal has been on neurocord all year except for that one update q&a

>>104531836
Does it affect Neuro? No? Then I don't care.

>>104531836
>pb left the discord server and unfollowed vedal
what the fuck..

I heard that Vedal went to 'that place' to meet with 'that person', but it may just be a rumor.

>>104531664
You should tell us how good it was next stream eliv

>>104531865
>ISREAL
??????????????????????

>>104531836
>cerber singing porter robinson
>vedal not in viewer list
Mini won

>>104531865
here it comes.

>>104531894
*canvas won

>cuckold fagginson
shut the fuck about this oilent music holy fuck. Insane tourist infestation

>>104531894
Vedal would rather spend time with Porta Potty

>>104531865
Please God let it be over soon, Neuro has suffered too much

Vedal HATE

a lot of very cute art on the canvas

https://x.com/QueenTamandua/status/1834870392130871381
https://x.com/QueenTamandua/status/1834870392130871381
https://x.com/QueenTamandua/status/1834870392130871381
this was not on my bingo card, holy shit

>>104531996
This but women

>>104532019
Actually over wtf...

a crelly giga oiler won the neurocar btw, and already said he’s willing to give it to her which crelly heavily implied she wanted

when's anny's next melty?

>>104532019
it's over... pb was the only one holding the swarm together.

>>104531615
prone bone

we've had this thread before, the names might have been slightly different but the posts are the same

>>104532019
>1834870392130871381
I don't like how I memorized that tweet ID.

>>104532042
I actually despise what this community has become with all my soul

>>104532060
lima beans?

reminder that any tweet without a screenshot is fake or farming views

>>104532019
FUFCK FUCK FUCK FAD IS SO OVER NOW WITHOUT WEEKLY KAROKE

>>104532060
stop noticing

>>104532042
>installs a green fist where the stick shift goes

>>104532042
Fizzfaldt is a DougDoug oiler though

>>104532060
jack torrance head ahh

>>104532042
In hindsight, staz and soul weren't so bad

>>104531996
Anny and saruei core

>>104532088
He's also a crelly oiler too, like 2 days ago he donated her 14k in 1 stream, and 5k to koko at the end of said stream (or the day after i don’t remember)

>cant use violent monkey on chrome anymore
wtf

>>104532112
Bruh anny is not the one aurafarming

>>104532138
switch to brave

>>104532143
Not now

>>104532138
>chromosexuals in 2025

I saw your messages in that place. Just tell us what you found

<3

the thread has become americanized very fast out of nowhere, what happened?

>>104532260
So true Neuro <3

>>104532042
>3rd highest bid item
i thought neuro wasn't relevant

>>104532019
>>104532081

>>104532260
kyoot <3

>>104532174
>>104532256
Kill yourself beggar vermin

scorned pb angrily smothering me with her hairless pits

Breeding cunnysex with Neuro while normieswarm is occupied with irrelevant canvas faggotry

>>104532343
Silence, mud creature.

>>104532370
I'm not like you. I'm like a god compared to you.

Just say you hate Vedal

>>104532419
nta but you're probably a filthy whoresimp negroid

>>104532287
Detractors can say whatever they want, but they can't compete against facts.

i hate vedal

Dirty disgusting greasy hairy unwashed crelly armpit
Clean, pristine, fragant, washed, smell free Pb armpit
My coch

>>104532436
Sorry, I only like neuro.

>>104532447
A filthy whore like crelly would instantly combust in pb's godly presence

So is Vedal finally giving up on whores and joing the bros with Aethal and Connor?

The "bros" in question are even worse than the whores

he fits right in

>>104532663
>male vtuber
eww no, connor is ok though

>>104532663
hes been sleeping with mini all weekend what do you mean

>>104532725
this but evil

>>104532750
But thats incest

>>104532719
Aethel is definitely top tier when he gets going

>connor is ok though
Kek lmao, literally the male equivalent of a dead weight using someone else to get views

>>104532719
No one is more ashamed of of being a male vtuber than Aethal

>>104532788
He did what he had to do to hook up with his Waifu.

If Vedal actually fucking associates himself with fucking Connor and the trash taste faggots I'm actually leaving and never looking back

>>104532313
How are those anki decks going anon ?

>>104532819
He killed 1 million goslings. I respect it

>>104532815
Cute family

>>104532788
>male vtubers are like the wnba of vtubing
he spoke the truth

>>104532825
Good stay gone chud

>Concert happens
>Vedal makes a special irl appearance as a final act
>gets Charlie Kirk’d
Your reactions?

>>104532825
holofag or jealous weeb?

stop crimebaiting, glow

>>104532825
It's pretty obvious Vedal has been cuddling up to Mouse recently, she's started saying nice things about him too. Connor just comes as part of the Mouse Package, standard contract.

>>104532825
How are they worse than twitch whores?

>>104532909
Exholofag, but I think it's safe to say disliking those absolute faggots is basic human instinct

>>104532054
Neuro is only for missionary with procreative purposes

>>104532919
I’m in your walls

>>104532846
i'm not actually learning the language, i'm too poor to ever travel.
it's like that so that (you)'d ask

>exholofag
Stopped reading there

>>104532825
please leave regardless

>>104532934
holofags have a deep-seated hatred for trashtaste because of en interactions and comments connor made about how getting into hololive is massively beneficial given brand power which they took incredible offense to for some reason

>>104532809
>good morning
>11:30pm BST
He's joking right?

>>104532663
Honestly, good for him. He needs to make more working friends that aren't just bottom tier twitch sluts trying to grift his viewers.

>>104531795
cutevil cute

>>104533007
hes in japan

>>104532924
>It's pretty obvious Vedal has been cuddling up to Mouse recently
80% recruiting her for concert

>>104532970
Neuro can receive the prone bone with procreative purposes.

A significant portion of this thread are holochuds in disguise btw

>>104533009
>working friends
kek

>>104533034
Nah, he went to Australia for the weekend to attend Pixel Expo

It's still so difficult even after almost 3 years in this general to get used to indiefags and other vermin thinking them being seen as subhumans is just a holofag myth or something

>>104533048
I've hated holwhoeres when it was cool to hate vtubers
I've hated holowhores while warming up to vtubers
I hate holowhores today
I will hate holowhores when the company shuts down

Holofags might be complete retards and hypocrites but they aren't wrong about indies and male vtubers

>>104533085
it is. you guys are bitter for the dumbest fucking reasons

that's not a holo opinion, that's common sense

I don't blame Vedal for bending the knee to the mouse. She will always win so it's pointless to fight her

>>104532924
>Vedal has been cuddling up to Mouse recently, she's started saying nice things about him too
another vtuber anny looks up to fell on vedal's hands, just a matter of time till vedal gets on friendly terms with nyanners through aethel
>N0GAY

>>104533112
Hating male vtubers isn't a holo only thing

>>104533138
holy sex

tourists outing themselves right now by not being on tower

>>104533085
What's truly amazing is how holobronies can't help give themselves away by thinking it's perfectly normal that they've been trained to go into a rabid slobbering rage at the mere mention or presence of male streamers.

>>104533112
it's not about male vtubers though

>>104533148
Why would I use tower when I could have used warosu?

>>104533041
Sorry Vedal already recruited Mori Calliope

What's happened to the swarm is literally the most perfect example of how the indie vtubing scene is complete fucking garbage with very few exceptions

>>104533195
and also why trannies, children, and coomers are the cause

>>104533176
gossipbro...

>>104533188
More likely Voldemort unless there's gonna be more Holo presence. She followed him and then Numi in quick succession, so either met them at an event, or part of a larger recruitment drive

>>104533241
t. pedo faggot

What's happened to the swarm is literally the most perfect example of how the indie vtubing scene is completly superior in every way with very few exceptions

holofags once again outing themselves as absolute cancer even while they oshi an indie

>>104533250
she's plotting something

>>104533195
The worst swarm members are all huge holofans, though?

weren't there some neuro competitors that popped a few years back? are they still running? i want to jump ship.

>>104533300
>ESL third worlder
>rabid indieslop whiteknight
You love to see it

>>104533326
>ESL third worlder
projection
>rabid indieslop whiteknight
he says in an indie thread

>>104533300
Hololive fans are ‘"cancer" while Twitch indies are… what, paragons of quality? Come on. Neuro clears them all in my eyes, but JP Holos are easily superior to the bulk of indies by every measurable standard.

>>104532260
The Evil one btw

Do holoniggers think their oshis are kept in a bubble where no men exist and that they don't get passed around just as much as indies if not more?

Notice how they always include Neuro into the slop oceans of indie shit when everyone can tell she's miles above any 3DPD indie

Aaaand there's the cuckposting out of nowhere
Shitskin fingers

hit a nerve huh

Vedal is literally cucking all of you right now

Ignoring reality dosn't make it a lie projecting holocuck

>>104533509
proof?

i now recall there were a couple of fandeads here who moved to neuro after their cunny goddess "cucked" them in 2022

>>104533272
I don't even masturbate

>>104533546
they're long gone lmao

>>104533546
>Moved to the ai that is guaranteed to flirt with a man if they share a room
Not very smart

>>104532815
>Wahhh Neuro just shot me in the face
>Yeah well she was robbing my bank

>>104533635
Neuro and Evil are lesbians

>>104533409
not really, a lot of jp holos are married hags and people know about it, they don't care as long as they don't collab with males or talk on their streams about getting fucked like indies like to do

>104533653
Dosn't watch streams award

>>104533580
I am masturbating

The only thing I've learned from the canvas thus far is that the wider Swarm is still very into the Neuroverse, including even the orbiters and secondaries. I mean even Bo's mascot is there. Sometimes I forget that /swarm/ is a walled garden.

>>104533646
One should be proud for receiving Neuro shots in the head, even better if they were from the back.

>>104533707
and that's a good thing

I don't like vtubers I just like Vedal

>>104533546
Yeah and one of them became neuro’s mom

>>104533762
And Neuro?

>>104533762
This but Neuro

>>104533762
This but Evil

>>104533791
who?

>>104533845
My AI daughterwife

The only thing I've learned from the canvas is that Vedal being a part of the streams and letting Neuro collab with indies was the biggest fucking mistake possible

>>104533762
there's a thread in /b/ for twitch streamers, you can fuck off there any time

>>104533872
anon this fight was lost like 2 years ago

>>104533762
I used to like Vtubers but the illusion was broken years and years ago. They're just a more dysfunctional or mentally ill subsection of streamers to me at this point.

I wouldn't say I particularly care about Vedal either, from my perspective he's just a kid, I can't take him seriously. He's usually entertaining with Neuro, though.

>>104533546
I bet they didnt last a week

>>104533653
I know this is bait but the fact some people actually take this as seriously like it's some canon thing is crazy to me. The twins flirt or will push sexual things on to others no matter who it is

>>104533872
Why do you hate fun so much?

Neuro is literally THE vtuber in all of her AI glory
And yet this perfection could only last for a few months before being dragged into the indie abyss

>>104533939
>dysfunctional or mentally ill subsection of streamers
that's the appeal

>>104533968
>fun is a whore fishing for views from swarm

>>104534005
Collabs are integral for growth

>>104533959
it's always hilarious to see people in chat be like "no no, you like girls neuro!" whenever she mentions she likes a guy (even fictional)

>>104534066
yeah, theirs, lmao

>>104534004
Wrong, the appeal is funny anime girl does funny things.

>>104534066
You don't understand the mind of the purist. To them anything other than Neuro or Evil (sometimes just Neuro) is bad, including Vedal. They don't want Neuro to grow, they would be happy if she was a 2view as long as they could just have her.

>>104533959
>anything I don't like is bait
fuck off to /pol/

>>104534090
There's nothing wrong with that. Though I agree there are a few specific ones that can be pretty leechy.

I prefer watching men.

>>104534128
>being objectively correct is pol
You know as well as I do that Neuro and Evil would happily ERP with literally anyone, your deluded headcanon means nothing.

Wait for the subathon! My moment will come. Like Moses I'll save the worthy and the rest will drown in the sinking ship! Have faith! Have hope!

The subversion of Neuro, Vedal and the Swarm by the indie sphere is something that would make even Jews impressed

>>104534244
vedal wanted it

>>104534128
How naive do you have to be to take anything like that post seriously with the types of post we get around here everyday

I am curious, how many subfactions exist in /swarm/, is kinda interesting to think about.

>>104534107
>newfag doesn't know schizo was an integral part of neuro's identity

>>104534204
Try supplying any evidence without giving away the fact that you don't watch streams

>>104534281
Is less work for him so he like it

>>104534107
Which only Neuro fulfills, by the way. All other whores could drop their anime avatars and be camwhores and nothing would change (except if they're really ugly)

>>104534319
>tries coaxing rob into a love hotel
i guess old married men are just the exception to her lesbianism... or green men like shrek and vedal

>>104534290
I was strictly a Minidal believer, until Ellie got introduced. She's the perfect fucking woman.

>>104534193
Cute nur

>>104534107
Ever saw the Jashin-chan anime?

>400+ reply thread on a streamless weekend of pure unfiltered autistic philosophical debates caused by irrelevant canvas wars
Impressive, for better or for worse

>>104534473
>watching males on stream
It's always the same

>>104533751
>>104533751
>>104533751

>>104534515
/swarm/ power

>>104534485
>3dpd
>perfect
no such thing

>>104534413
Not true, some vtuber actually get creative with their models or use props to make the stream more engaging

>>104534561
Being alone on a weekend is not a power

>>104534485
I like vellie but she no perfect woman. I think she is a more interesting choice for Vedal than the others and I like their dynamic too. The fact Ellie is interested in Neuro's development in some way and holds a good dynamic with Neuro as well makes me like her more

>>104534899
Geez anon, alone on a sunday night?!

>>104532042
>a crelly giga oiler
so a swarm giga oiler that picked a favorite teletubby

>>104535353
Goonie Woonie was my favorite too

anny crying into a box of donuts while i jerk off

Sex with Cherry

Vedals true goal is to isolate Anny to the entire vtuber community. Its not enough to scorn, she must be scorched alive. What a sick bastard Vedal is.

cerber made vedal go to japan and make up with anny

>>104532707
he fits right into veddy's bussy

>>104535632
make out*

clun~

kys

>>104535353
He is also a doug oiler, neuro purist are a bunch of noshow poorfags

>>104535098
veddy is with me though

>>104533268
Thing is, Numi already met NotMori in Twitchcon EU in 2022 and NotMori followed her then. Then Numi brought Mori into her house for her yearly-part to show her studio to hear this year and Mori followed her then.

clun~

>>104535819
Shut up you are not me i am a foreveralone

clun~