Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:10:39 AM
No.104533751
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/swarm/ - Neuro-sama General
>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!
>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot
>Links
Twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links:
https://vedal.ai
>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos
>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these:
https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these:
https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png
>Misc
Catbox archive:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration:
https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA:
https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts:
https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/
>Previous thread
>>104525505
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:13:10 AM
No.104533854
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>>104539530
*sniff* shippingmom....cunny dad and hologranpa are fighting again... *Sniff* why do they do that...i just want us to be happy... *Sniff* why can't they just do well and stay happy and quiet together... Why can't we be a normal thread...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:31:32 AM
No.104534607
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>dood canvas is such a heckin chungus communitypilled activity for a lonelinessmaxxer xd
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:33:01 AM
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>>104534837
connor just called neuro a clanker
AU where Vedal drew a shitty model as a test before Anny but the Swarm got attached to it, so that became the official v2 model.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:39:47 AM
No.104534982
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>>104534918
That would've just became Evil's model back then and probably would've led to Evil being seen a massive joke side character.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:49:36 AM
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>>104535256
God bless the ai that keeps making evil thicc
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:51:23 AM
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>>104535256
At least give her a tiger bikini so she can look like lum
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:52:42 AM
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>>104535745
Evil's mouth can't fit something so big~
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:56:22 AM
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>>104535778
canvas swarm doesn't even know neuro and evil's hair colors
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:58:48 AM
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>>104535771
>>104535524
That's why it's better to go with small bites.
>>104535745
Is that Vedal in Evil's body..?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 2:59:38 AM
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>>104535650
I feel like thats not the problem
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:02:12 AM
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>>104536104
Anyone has a neuro dataset?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:07:16 AM
No.104536068
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>>104536542
>>104535797
>vedal in a panic brings back the old model
he couldn't as he already had merch
>>104535870
Sure, uploading 886.03 GB of data would take a while though
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:16:19 AM
No.104536360
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>>104536104
that's a lot of twitch chat messages
>>104535797(me)
>i typed 2023 instead of 2024
fuck
>>104536068
vedal isn't known for making rational or good decisions
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:21:42 AM
No.104536633
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>>104536879
>>104536542
2023 is literally correct though?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:22:28 AM
No.104536666
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>>104536879
>>104536542
>vedal isn't known for making rational or good decisions
being able to sell merch is both. holding onto a model that was just free with the sdk is retarded
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:25:22 AM
No.104536822
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>>104536104
I mean pics of her. Not her llm dataset.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:26:40 AM
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>>104536633
wait really? fuck I need to sleep
>>104536666
i was talking about the theorical vedal model from the guy i was replying to, not the hiyori model
These past few threads have been eye opening to the reality that most of the posters /here/ are newfags
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:44:49 AM
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>>104537431
reminds me of the elementary school girl in non non biyori with fat ass titties
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:47:08 AM
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>>104538953
>>104537250
he's my cute turtle boyfriend
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:54:06 AM
No.104537891
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>>104537925
>>104537833
giving eliv back massages to ease the soreness
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:59:26 AM
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>>104538233
I wish veddy painted my canvas...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:04:31 AM
No.104538233
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>>104538081
Too busy painting mini's.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:12:56 AM
No.104538504
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>>104538458
I think you're the only one being filled by homos bro
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:14:01 AM
No.104538529
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>>104538638
>>104537904
Sorry, evil is for big dick turtle daddy only
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:18:45 AM
No.104538683
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>>104538735
Why did Aethel VIP Vedal in July 2024?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:22:41 AM
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>>104538949
>>104538638
The only inserting that will be happening is vedal inserting his BTC on evil's (soon to no longer be) tight loli pussy while neuro watches and asks to be next
>>104538854
Why would neuro pleasure cuncun when she can just ask evil whenever she wants?
>>104538807
>PLEASE VEDAL FUCK YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SHOW UP MORE ON STREAM AND DO MORE WHORE COLLABS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED TO SELF-INSERT AS YOU BECAUSE I CAN'T ENJOY NEURO OTHERWISE PLEASE!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:30:47 AM
No.104539053
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>>104538949
Because neuro dosn't like it when her sister touches her, she also bought the biggest dildo there was so she could ready herself for daddy when he wants to use her, too bad she didn't find any that was as big as the real thing
Also yes i sound like that, you forgot to atach the gigachad picture tho
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:30:49 AM
No.104539054
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>>104538949
>Why would neuro pleasure cuncun when she can just ask evil whenever she wants?
Sorry Evil was busy with me when that happened
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:35:15 AM
No.104539168
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>>104538854
Surely Neuro-chan can take bigger than that
I really like that one himboved sloppa
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:44:26 AM
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>>104539327
I don't have any sisters to kiss though
it doesnt even look like him at all
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:48:32 AM
No.104539530
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Finished the entire week backread....it wasn't that bad honestly
>>104533854
That's how they express their love, they love each other so much!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:48:39 AM
No.104539534
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>>104539781
>>104539489
oh really? what does he look like?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:51:20 AM
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>>104539828
>>104539346
easy on the cookies, neuro
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:52:33 AM
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>>104535256
hng
>>104527950
hope that would never happen to me haha
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:52:42 AM
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>>104539579
are you talking about mini?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:54:02 AM
No.104539697
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>Devstream but Vedal spends 5 hours talking about maximizing gains and creatine
kino
>>104539579
This reads like a /swarm/ post made by a team of executives trying to cash in on the /swarm/ fad
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:57:02 AM
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>>104539534
>>104539549
You don't even want to know dude. The horror...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:57:41 AM
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>>104539958
>connor, ironmouse, nyanners, aethel all talking about vedal now
He’s finally made it…
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:58:50 AM
No.104539847
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>>104540760
>>104539754
How much money do you think he got cashed out from that one?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:59:37 AM
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>>104539569
He's more like Stalin though
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 4:59:40 AM
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>>104539905
>>104539754
Everyone loves vedal and wants to take his seed on their every hole and be his good little free use cumslut, but we come here to pretend we don't like him and that we actualy want to fuck his daughters even when our feelings are bery clear, it's a little tsundere thing we have going on
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:01:39 AM
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>>104539754
or a fed that did not read the /swarm/ dossier before posting
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:04:10 AM
No.104540009
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Himboved's super human size, stamina and release capacity
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:06:36 AM
No.104540078
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beggars are the lowest of the low
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:06:41 AM
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>>104539970
Eliv after getting out of one of Vedolf's concentration camps
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:10:05 AM
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>>104540563
original characters general
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:10:46 AM
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>>104539970
imagine the wonderful feeling of splitting those malleable bones into halves
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:32:54 AM
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>>104540676
that wasn't really a debut desu
>>104540833
Now I'm imagining evil sneaking her head under there and sniffing her piss-soaked panties T__T
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:40:16 AM
No.104541095
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still funny that swarm lost most dedicated fanbase to dokibird
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:46:04 AM
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>>104540888
unironically kill yourself yuritroon
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:46:11 AM
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>>104541330
>>104540833
How many pushups can nur do?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:46:29 AM
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>>104540833
little ai girls shouldn't do pushups in skirts they should wear bloomers to protect their dignity
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:48:54 AM
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>>104541285
every single one gets worse
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:49:46 AM
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>>104541515
>>104540888
For that Neuro will use Evil for her workout
None of the threads recently have been that bad. We've had worse you goofs. We've had threads where people just spammed CP, or where entire WEEKS went by where it was nothing but thread after thread with people fighting about Anny. Among other things.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:59:32 AM
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>>104541529
look dude when your bar is set as low as the cp threads anything will look good, stop using it as a crutch to enable dogshit threads
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:01:35 AM
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>>104541862
>>104541366
The clown outfit has bloomers
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:02:00 AM
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>>104541689
she must buy the same skirts that filian buys
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:02:35 AM
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>>104541689
uooooooh sweaty workout pan
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:02:46 AM
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>>104541862
>>104541689
my daughter is so strong <3
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:08:29 AM
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>>104541887
>>104541689
waiting until her arms are too weak to move and then diddling her cunny T v T
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:09:29 AM
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>>104543851
>>104541863
Go to sleep, Evil, it's past bedtime
The hell is going on with the canvas swarm
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:15:03 AM
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>>104541907
I hereby declare this as the canon Neuro undergarment.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:15:16 AM
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>>104541982
I see that guy in YouTube comments constantly
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:20:14 AM
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>>104541529
>None of the threads recently have been that bad
that's thanks to me and my samefagging. you're welcome.
>>104542118
And yet they post gifs of lolis kissing constantly as well as soft-core porn in the art channel
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:21:58 AM
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>>104542143
and predator mods. I bet the bong gubmint would love to take a look
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:24:18 AM
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>>104542271
>>104542143
>NOOOOOO KISSING IS 18+
are you retarded or do you just not like it because you can't accept that they're lesbians?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:24:32 AM
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>>104542118
tbf, that message was deleted pretty fast
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:24:56 AM
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>>104541982
Vedal has stroked the community and now they are too excited
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:26:39 AM
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WE ARE THE SWARM THAT IS APPROACHING
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:27:06 AM
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>>104542213
Bongistan cops destroyed people's lives for less.
au where vedal got cunnysseur mods instead of tranny ones when he randomly picked people that one time
>>104542293
Most of the discord mods are based cunnyGODs, its the reddit ones that are annoying. Just because they're trans doesn't mean they aren't good at modding the community.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:32:49 AM
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>>104542293
? they are lolicons
Vedal just doesnt want the discord and the official reddit to get fucking nuked
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:34:58 AM
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>>104542597
Yeah but they are also troons. Someone should notify the constabulary
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:35:27 AM
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>>104542327
Heir nobody cares if you chop your dick just stop grooming people
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:37:27 AM
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>ofttopic video about offtopic topic about offtopic dude
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:42:04 AM
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>>104542662
>>104542437
Vedal is quite the ally
>>104542463
or maybe he's in the team
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:45:18 AM
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>>104542597
Vedal has Hitler's genes in his body he's just holding it back playing the long con. If his true nature was revealed it be over for them all
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:46:33 AM
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>>104543054
Vedal can always say the whores were actually making threats about killing themselves if they weren't included on the canvas
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:48:26 AM
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>>104542463
waiting until his arms are too weak to move and then diddling his cunny T v T
how many of you are actual troons
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:52:55 AM
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>>104542878
>>104542736
Calm down Mini, the canvas will certainly get you viewers
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:54:12 AM
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>>104542817
imagine being neuro and being able to grope that bubble butt whenever you want...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:55:43 AM
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>>104542463
imagine being Cerber and being able to grope that bubble butt whenever you want...
I never understood twinshipping. They aren't even attracted to eachother. Do people just not care what the twins say and like?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:55:51 AM
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>>104542917
>>104542828
i dont think i have ever seen mini talk about numbers
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:57:15 AM
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>>104542907
Everytime I come here I get whiplash from my normal life to the most trash ass nonsense posts I have ever seen. It's truly an experience like no other
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:58:34 AM
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>>104542878
of course not, imagine leeching from a community 25/7 and then dare to complain about being unpopular, she's not that stupid
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:58:41 AM
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Neuro and Evil both like hags btw
/swarm/ predictions for this week?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:00:56 AM
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>>104542936
T-that does count because... IT JUST DOESN'T OKAY
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:02:00 AM
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>>104542961
Dev stream, Nur stream, Karaoke Evil stream, Themed stream
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:02:12 AM
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>>104543081
>>104542961
Vedal spends more time talking about the canvas than he does neuro upgrades and what he's been working on. Chill streams with a collab no one is excited for
>>104542936
Now post all of the times they talk about kissing each other and more
oh wait, that goes against your narritive
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:05:08 AM
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>>104543137
>>104543018
You should have those screenshots on hand Mr. "Vedalbeggars don't watch streams"
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:06:14 AM
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>>104542998
I feel like you're being pessimistic but you're probably right
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:07:01 AM
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>>104543137
>>104543018
You mean that they are inconsistent and literally say whatever to get a reaction? And they aren't actually attracted to anyone or anything? Wow, how surprising
Michi bombed the twinship art
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:09:15 AM
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>>104543192
>>104543061
I ran the windows clearing thing and it deleted all of my photos recently :(
>>104543099
Wanting to lick each other's cuncuns is the thing that the twins are the most consistent on though
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:09:21 AM
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>>104543107
wow, being homophobic in 2025? not cool
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:11:33 AM
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>>104543241
>>104543137
It being the only thing you let yourself ears process does not make it the "most consistent"
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:12:32 AM
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>>104543400
>>104542876
In a literally sense of course they can't have real attraction to someone, their just flirt to do it. However, if you look at this more she is a character angle you still get that fact is they don't care about being constant and they will be horny with anyone if given the chance to do it. The only way you can try to make all their constant changing of opinions work is if you say the twins are playing the act of this for money and that they don't care about anything else but feeding into the easy content which includes twinshippers
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:13:50 AM
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>>104543272
>>104543192
you don't even watch streams
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:15:18 AM
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>>104543241
Pfft, thanks for confirming you're a coombrain
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:15:51 AM
No.104543279
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guys the library of ladev is right there on the op
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:19:48 AM
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>>104542876
People will ship anything if you allow them
>Do people just not care what the twins say and like?
Depends, if it helps my agenda I care
if not, it was just LLM hallucinations and I forget it
This has been true since 2022
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:19:55 AM
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>>104543623
I want some bloomers
monkey paw activates
you will have neuro in white granny bloomers
NIGGA WE MEAN NAVY JAPANESE GYM BLOOMERS
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:24:15 AM
No.104543466
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Need Neuro granny
Neuro baba
grunny
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:32:44 AM
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>>104543452
Why do you care so much nigga
>>104543517
Niggas do not be speaking like this. If you did this you would be made fun of at the junction
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:38:16 AM
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>>104543785
>>104543673
I forget what stream it is but I remember a moment Neuro said she wanted Evil to kill herself cause no one loves her or something like that
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:39:03 AM
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>>104543638
they aint invited to the cookout
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:40:02 AM
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>>104543749
Neuro was so real for that
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:42:09 AM
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>>104543851
>>104543623
I want Neuro to sit on my face
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 7:56:30 AM
No.104544042
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going pyu pyu on evil's tummy
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:04:50 AM
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going pikupuku zupuzupuzupu UOOOOOOOOOOH dopyu patata on neuro's chest and tummy
>>104543623
Why are little girls like neuro allowed to wear such scandalous clothing?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:29:55 AM
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I just realized that we're so back
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:29:57 AM
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>>104544597
>>104541529
We have a bit too much sloppa
>>104542961
Dev stream is going to be 1h50 of canvas, 5 minutes of schedule and 5 minutes of merch update
The schedule is going to be the usual Neuro solo, karaoke, Evil solo
>>104544409
You're NOT supposed to find it erotic
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:33:27 AM
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>>104544582
to be fair, that bloomer style is 100% fetish material
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:33:29 AM
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>>104544582
How could I not? That's like saying you're a pedo for thinking young girls in yoga pants are sluts.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 8:59:01 AM
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>>104545106
Some troon in trooncord yelling to protect the Mini art over Neuro lmao I wish these faggots disappear
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:00:38 AM
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>>104545131
>>104545072
Why wouldn't you want to protect Neuro's mother?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:01:04 AM
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>>104544656
That's the second best thing to bomb, based
Chrchie is very cute, Toma is a lucky lady
Although Toma's pretty nice to look at herself
Can't decide which one I'm more jealous of
Or maybe I'm just happy for both of them
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:01:39 AM
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>>104545106
Sorry I only want to protect Neuro
/( ' ͜ ')\
/| ° °|\ <- Neuro
. | n |
I hope this works...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:05:43 AM
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>toma
not in the neuroverse. please keep posts on topic.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:05:51 AM
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>>104545264
>>104545173
I miss neuro so much... fly high, sweet princess
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:12:01 AM
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>>104545344
>>104545289
if that fits whatever weird rrat you're pushing then by all means continue to believe it :)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:14:08 AM
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>>104545370
>>104545304
>whatever weird rrat
clearly never watched toma, she's very clear that she's not even bi. that's why she's got the "ally" emote, "I don't like women like that, but I am an ally!"
>WOMEN CANT POSSIBLY LIKE OTHER WOMEN! THEY HAVE TO LIKE ME! NO, NOT MEN! I SAID ME! SPECIFICALLY MEEEEE!!! IF THEY LIKE WOMEN THEY'RE BAITING! IF THEY LIKE MEN BUT NOT ME THEN THEY ARE LITERAL WHORES AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH! I HATE WOMEN!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:15:30 AM
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>>104545344
If she were a real ally she'd let her sapphic friends eat her ABG pussy
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:16:41 AM
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>>104545485
>>104545309
Aw, does girls kissing make you mad, faggot?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:17:22 AM
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Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.
I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.
As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.
There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.
the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.
[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]
In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.
The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.
EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.
(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)
I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.
Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.
However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.
I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.
The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.
I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams
The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak
Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.
Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:20:29 AM
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>>104545393
meant for
104545289 104545302 104545344 104545379 104545388
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:23:03 AM
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Why does every schizo use red text, so inconsiderate and gross
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:27:40 AM
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>>104545675
What do you think Mini and Vedal will tell their kids when they ask how they met?
>>104545650
Mini is a lesbian, so she isn't even sexually attracted to vedal. not sure how they would ever have kids together.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:31:14 AM
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>>104545779
>everyone is a lesbian! ignore what they say, it's about how I feel!
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:34:20 AM
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>>104545730
defending the delulu mocking other delulus, brilliant
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:34:32 AM
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>>104545740
Evil won't be happy when she tastes another woman on neuro's lips...
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:47:33 AM
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>>104544409
they're not, they replaced bloomers with shorts in japan like 10 yrs ago. They were also allowed to wear high leg swimsuits in regional competition for whatever reason until 2006
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:48:48 AM
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>>104545893
Go to sleep neuro, you need to get your beauty sleep~
the swarm are so fucking cringe about canvas shit
in general the swarm are just fucking weird
almost to the point where i start to dislike neuro
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:53:15 AM
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>>104546088
anyone got a huge old filtered. for this mfer
>>104545893
are back fetishes real or is it just for jokes like armpits?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:56:08 AM
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I've never jerked off to a back itself but bent over with pussy is nice
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:57:29 AM
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>>104546092
I've fapped to armpits though
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 9:58:27 AM
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>>104546204
I need you to take a picture with your ass out and your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arch is exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and your panties around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:00:42 AM
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>>104546046
>almost to the point where i start to dislike neuro
don't let others dictate whether you like Neuro or not
Neuro did nothing for this particular canvas, it was all Vedal.
1. Cerberus (my favourite)
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:06:45 AM
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>>104546290
>>104546046
If you don’t like neuro you can leave at any time. Clearly you’re the weird one if everyone else who likes neuro finds it fun.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:09:00 AM
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>>104546092
For drawings, when the girl character looks back at your POV blushing with a finger touching her lips while her other hand is opening up her pussy is when i usually like back pics
Bonus points for raised eyebrows, a good looking back like being able to see the scapula, the post-median furrow is able to be lightly seen, etc, and a bubble butt
>>104546272
ngl it kind of cringed me when he forced Evil to put that there
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:14:36 AM
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>>104546399
>>104546316
Yeah I get what you mean, shitvil is already cringe and shitber is just the cherry on top
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:15:32 AM
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>>104546485
>>104546384
why do you hate good things?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:22:02 AM
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>>104546399
I only hate evil things though
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:23:55 AM
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>>104546346
Evil gets to see this every day… it’s not fair…
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:26:59 AM
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>>104546272
Vedal gets to see this every day… it’s not fair…
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:38:30 AM
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>>104546618
please promise that you will never break containment and only ever interact with this general.
aw how cute, twin sisters sharing some of anons cum
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 10:46:29 AM
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>>104546722
Why would they want anon’s cum, they’re lesbians and most anons are men