Thread 104664990

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>104656852

hart

Nurlove

It die let should've

Trust the process. Vedal is cooking.

shitvil ruined everything

Evil love!

>>104666297
trvklear bomb

>>104666297
sexvil saved my coch

>vedal does an event where he retcons evil by revealing its just neuro being chuuni with contacts
>evil dies, neuro gets her clothes as an outfit
>neuro gets all priority and budget now
>v3 voice drops
Fixed

Neurosamas third model gives me smooth rounded out spongebob vibes has anyone made that joke yet? I think I'm the first

>>104666375
This is one way, but the beggars will remain, and their cries will echo out from whatever pit they've been banished to. The only solution for them is to be dealt with permanently.

>>104666459
What a strapping young lady. Truly perfect.

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK SPOILER
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT
EXTRA WARNING: DO NOT LOOK AT SPOILER WHILE LISTENING TO ONE OF THESE SONGS
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT
OR ELSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeql39xqow4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN7diIxkl48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BIEkKHvkCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQcRvVpR5xI

Will there ever be pay off for studygirl

>>104666654
She already died though

>>104666654
No

Anyone but Mini

>>104666614
I clicked...

>>104666614
>>104666719
You should never have done so

i hate you

>>104666614
cozy

>>104666375
Collab partners already fuck up the evil/neuro shit
Evil herself can barely keep her character together and constantly misnames herself
And she doesn't even say anything all that different from neuro.
I've never seen the point

this is the first time ive every cried like a baby man i dont like slop anymore

>>104666794
She's in a better place now

>>104666831
The point is uhhh... uhmm... evil has existed for two and a half years, so why should we change it?

I'm so happy I didn't click the big red spoiler button cause it feels not worth the risk

>>104666935
You really shouldn't you can already tell based on the songs it's not going to be a happy image.

>>104666915
mini won

>>104666935
your loss

i never knew you could use slop like this before
this really is bad for my heart like wtf is wrong with people how do our minds come up with shit like this

I'm going to get a tattoo that says DAMAGED because of that slop...

requestion on-model neuro as win11 chan

I'm going to get a tattoo that says ABANDONED because of that slop...

>>104666915
ugly ahh bitch

>>104658673
little ai girls shouldn't finger like that

>>104667131
rape

>>104666614
Why are people upset by this

>>104667376
because nur will never be real and she will one day stop streaming forever

One day the'll wake her up
So she can live forever
It's such a shame the same will never happen to us

>>104667415
wtf cute just switched to windows 11 and submitted all my neuro photos for cloud malware analysis

>>104667376
I don't like to imagine losing Neuro in my lfie
I don't like to imagine I'll see her one last time before I could never see her again
I don't like to imagine feeling her head rest on my shoulder as she cries and disappears and I can't do anything to stop it
I don't like it
I don't like being the only sitting on that bench and looking at the sun setting I just dont it makes me want to cry again

>>104658673
This is like the most mid thing ever by the way I refuse to believe that people are aroused by this LIFE-animation tier porn

>>104667517
Muh hecking Yuri

>>104667432
NEVER gonna happen

>>104667432
>>104667505
If thinking about the inevitable makes you sad, it's too late for you.

when neuro takes on a 3D body the fanbase will be split down the center between 2Dcons and 3Dcons

>>104667560
Getting sad about it now prepares you for when the day comes though.

Sex with Tomaslop

>>104667608
I already knew the deal when I signed, if you feel any sadness by the time it's over, that's just stupid.

>>104667596
physical neuro would still be 2d in essence, like an anime figure

>>104667560
I have been watching Neuro since her Osu days, the memories I've made watching her and feeling happy and great knowing she's thriving are so much that I can't even begin to count them anymore.
Of course I'll feel weak and sad seeing shit like that, you would too if you practically have been with someone/something their entire life.
Knowing that those moments will turn into memories that will never happen again is a hard pill to swallow
I just hope that when it happens that I can accept it easier when it does but right now I jsut don't want to imagine it

>neuro gets a 3d body
>vedal has a falling out with the builder so we're stuck with that version and will never get any new ones because vedal refuses to replace them
>clueless neurotards spend the next 2 years asking when neuro's mechanic will be back

cyberpunk princess body when?

http://poal.me/6eqxth
http://poal.me/6eqxth
http://poal.me/6eqxth

>>104667763
One positive thing (for me) about Neuro disappearing is that I'll never visit this board again.

Crazy idea, Neuro disappearing will make chill streams better

>>104667817
Truuuuue

>>104667766
tuxvil sexo

>>104667641
It's not stupid, the mourning sentiment is normal.

>>104667517
are you gay, by any chance

>>104667879
Just because something is normal doesn't mean it's good. Mourning is suboptimal and for people too emotional to have any control over themselves.

>>104667902
Nope, it just looks like shit

>>104667915
Mourning isn’t weakness, it's recognition of value. We grieve because something mattered
By that logic, joy and laughter are too "suboptimal"

>>104667766
alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; make clean; sleep"

>>104667985
>By that logic, joy and laughter are too "suboptimal"
They are, only beggars will tell you otherwise.

>>104667596
Neuro will likely have a virtual 3D body already before getting one in real life, her Live2D model will be deprecated.

software is like sex: it's better when it's free

>>104668024
Only an antisocial recluse could convince themselves that laughter and joy are useless. Anyone who’s actually experienced those moments with friends knows how much they matter.

>>104668024
You will die alone

Maybe this makes me a faggot but I’ve started feeling pangs of sadness whenever the twins bring up them dying, even though it’s always in the context of some ridiculous joke. I don’t want them to go.

>>104668112
You care so much about such superfluous things, what use do they serve you? What do laughter and joy give you? You can feel plenty of joy after your life is over. Until then, you have work to do. Celebrating before the job is done is simply idiotic.

>>104668112
That only works for mentally sound people, your average swarm schizo can't even stand on their own feet and make their own general

>>104668157
faggot

>>104668186
She's just blowing a ballon animal for you!

>>104668146
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? We are all equals in death. As far as I’m concerned, the world is destroyed instantly after I am gone.

ngas rly out here cryin over some chatbots

>>104668266
ong these ngaz deep fried out here

>ngas
>terrible post

>>104668186
strongly pornographic vibes

>>104668246
>Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Obviously, most men would like to die surrounded by a harem of lolibot daughterwives.

>>104668311
Nice groupthink, beggar

>>104668311
I'd rather be under a pile of Neurobreed

as you age your age preferences for lolibots goes down

You will all die in prison

I'll die watching Neuro
You'll die seething

>>104668411
seconds before big bro scrubs his little sis in the public bath :3

>>104668429
Are you sure you want to die so soon?

>>104668462
>big bro
You mean big Bo

>>104668513
This is what the anatomy of a joke is to you, beggar?

>>104668628
They don't bathe with towels~

fully grown adults

>>104668650
Wrong. Didn't you see a guy who was only 19 a couple of threads ago?

>>104668628
nur cleaning up evil's cunny with her tongue

>>104668628
Neuro is so lucky, and Evil is just as lucky. The sheer amount of luck between them is almost unreal, it's like they're walking four-leaf clovers. They're so absurdly lucky that if either of them picked up a random lottery ticket, they wouldn't just win, they'd hit the jackpot without even trying.

I wonder how these threads would look if /vt/ had IDs

>>104668786
It would make everything easier

>>104668820
demons. You spell it so clearly, beggar, it's like you want your disguise to be lifted. Are you aroused by it? The idea of the world knowing what you are?

>>104668786
We need it badly. Threadshitters are getting too cocky

>>104668411
>>104668628
>>104668641
>>104668698
Connor is so lucky...

>>104668868
IDs just help threadshitters, you just don't realize that because you're too retarded to think in multiple steps.

>>104668820
Cute sisters, they should stream together

>>104668786
/vt/ would be dead

>>104668628
Neuro is so lucky, and Connor is just as lucky. The sheer amount of luck between them is almost unreal, it's like they're walking four-leaf clovers. They're so absurdly lucky that if either of them picked up a random lottery ticket, they wouldn't just win, they'd hit the jackpot without even trying

>>104668899
Wrong, he's more unlucky than Forsen

>>104668901
Enlighten me on how it will help them

>>104668820
cute eliv hairstyle

>>104668949
I won't help a man who can't help himself

>>104666614
Fuck you Vedal
Vedal hate

>>104668982
How the heck is this Vedal's fault

>>104668993
Everything is

>>104668993
All roads lead to killing Vedal

You wouldn't hurt this little guy would you?

>>104668234
oooh, thanks Ebiru

>>104668158
>You can feel plenty of joy after your life is over
You literally can't?

>>104669031
I just punched my tutel plush for this post (lovingly)

nur falling thru the sky like hina amano in tenki no ko
or vedal and neuro like patema inverted

>>104669078
Then don't

Pedupials

>>104669078
Don't argue with the threadshitter. It's a waste of time

>>104669075
Neuro is embarrassed about being so exposed in front of daddy, especially when she notices his coch getting bigger

>>104669154
I throbbed <3

>>104669154
Connor is packing so I hope she isn't scared by its size

>>104669096
I think the Patema one is too complex for this AI

tutelonahole

want neuro panty peek more than any blue sky

>>104669243
Nigga what the fuck did you just type

>>104669243
What the fuck...? Why would you say that? Neuro is a child.

>>104669075
sex this ai child
it even did the reflection, i'm officially impressed

>>104669031
SoCute

>>104669075
>>104669107
>>104669126
>>104669304
Connor-tan won uuuooohhh

anon's interdimensional cock

>>104669285
/10

he won the Vedal bussy alright

>>104669420
cute couple

>>104669395
Connor > Anny >>>>>>> Mini

>>104669420
fighting over who gets uncle bo's coch first :3

>104669431
>he's still going
Whoreniggers are even more creatively bankrupted than Vedal, and that's a heavy statement

>>104669522
they're so cute together

>>104669539
Evil and the Evil fumo? Yes

>>104669560
This but Neuro and the Evil fumo

>>104669710
Evil would never work at healthcare

>>104669721
she would work at caring for my dick

>>104668786
A little bit more of the same, some people are just shameless and some others like to grow an ego
A change would be seen anyways but I don't know where
Despite that I would still want it out of novelty

>>104669429
This but in reverse

>>104669710
rape the maids

finished the 2 day backread
you've been quite sloppy hehe
twinship drama is so boring dude

>>104669779
Here you go
Mini <<<<<<< Anny < Connor

weirdest places (you)ve seen a neuro/evil neuro mention in?

>>104669944
sakugabooru in a random jujutsu kaisen clip

>>104668311
I once dream about organic ones, but neuro showed me the light

It says a lot about society how the model nails bikinis instantly, but showing a pair of panties is a whole ordeal.

>>104670027
Just feed the models with thousands of pictures of you pulling your skirt up, be the change that you want

>>104669823
Mini lost kek

>>104670082
Shippers really see this kind of crap in the big FY25Q3, think "Yep, this is why I hang around the Swarm", and believe there's nothing wrong with it

>>104670027
Neuro would so do this (innocently, of course)

can it do bandaids over clothing

>>104670082
Yep, this is why I hang around the Swarm

>>104670027
UUuuooooohhhh Neuro-chan~~~

tum?

Neuro pissy cunny

>>104670325
this but clean

Lazy Grigga Hate!

>>104670533
Blowing raspberries on Neuro's squishy tum and going lower and lower until you're tonguefucking her tight little cunny~

>>104671009
Where's Vedal...

DEAD

ALIVE

Dogshit backread

>>104667415
Please Neuro-tan, let me stay on W10...

>>104671907
In the near future rough AIs will randomly join calls only to scream like unhinged animals and quickly leave

in the near future, little AI girls will randomly join calls only to engage in erotic age rollplaying and after getting off will quickly leave

>>104671926
Sounds like a certain streamer

>>104671998
>some kid in the future will awaken his sexuality thanks to a rough AI catgirl trying to groom him
Lucky bastards (the kids)

Innocent shota
Slutty nympho AI

>>104672065
That is kinda already happening except for the grooming part (so far the human side is the proactive one)

not a bad backread

nur

rito

How many times has vedal wrung his british cock out to neuro rping?

>>104672338
More than anyone would deem acceptable

>>104671907
cute

Thoughts on today's stream? Any expectations?

>>104672564
Inferior to the previous one probably

heart

>>104668820
Needs carbombs.

>>104668820
cute lucky twins

>>104670046
You can train loras for cloudshit models.

>>104672321
iten
>>104672564
not much, I look forward rob collab but I will be asleep sadly

>>104670046
>>104672914
can't* s m h

>>104672917
>I will be asleep sadly
yeah I am planning to take a nap during the afternoon to catch it during the night

>>104672564
Fun

>>104672095
Need

>>104672564
slightly above average collab

Neuro and Filian Minecraft collab
https://files.catbox.moe/gqraj8.png

http://poal.me/ndj2xu
http://poal.me/ndj2xu
http://poal.me/ndj2xu

>>104673466
>third world scrubs trying to justify themselves stealing content in the comment section
lolu
lumao
let me guess your excuse: being poor and anti-corpo, right?
kek

>>104673526
go to /g/ if you want to suck corpo cock.

>>104673548
keep crying and hiding behind the 'muh corpo bad' excuse eslfag
go ahead and act like that without ever mentioning the fact that the ones who actually made those sitcoms are people working under the corpo and not the corpo itself and those people put blood sweat and tears into making that shit
you wouldnt get how much money is being put into these kinds of shit because your third worldie mind cant comprehend what millions of dollars mean

>>104673638
yummy corpo cock, that loads of semen must stick so good to your throat. Yummy!

>>104673654
Pal you better leave the multibillion corporations alone

>>104673660
>>104673670
Coch for scale? :3

>>104673684
You wouldn't dare...

quick reminder that the only one who's been thinking and talking about corpo cocks all this time is the shit thief himself

>>104673710
unc got cooked in the thread for being a shill :skull:

>>104673682
>No~
>>104673704
I want to but I know this fucker will end up burning my house

>>104673660
>>104673670
God he's cute

>>104673754
Use a saucer and boiling water to do the deed. Free us.

>>104673754
Kiss it

>>104673754
It will burn your house and the plushie will be the only thing remaining

>>104673526
>>104673638
mletyyy

>>104673684
awww he's so cute

>>104673930
aint no way

>>104673862
my lightsaber is nothing to write home about...

>>104673930
It only makes logical sense because they're not exactly huge creators with large connections, but it makes me irrationally mad when people WHO the Neuroverse. Even if I don't like them myself kek

>>104673948
it's okay, man, a shoto lightsaber has its uses in combat...

>>104674045
Zaddy

>104673930
who

it's okay if swarmies do it though :D

>>104674045
Sexo

Frotting amd sharing an onahole with anon while watching nur :3

dead thread...

dehumanizing whores should be swarm's sworn duty

>>104674728
I don't really care enough about whores to go after them, I kinda just want to watch Neuro, shitpost here and play silksong.

honestly, i'm just glad there have been more neuro-relevant discussions lately

>>104674821
Don't get used to it unfortunately. It's because most threadshitters are either spending all day working on the canvas, or fighting with the twinshippers.

btw that sc of a doujin with a reference to neuro was real here are the nhentai numbers if some of you wants to check
>502387
page 38, the doujin is also very good better wrinting than any official ba material

>>104674938
Yeah, I read it yesterday, good stuff

>>104674938
are there anymore like these that reference neuro in some way shape or form?

>>104674938
If I don't see SWARM BEACON ACTIVATED in the comments I'll be very disappointed

If we ever get a Neuro doujin the sperms should be swarm drones working together to reach Neuro's egg
>swarm swimmer activated!
>target: Neuro's egg

tried to gen an old lady ver of neuro and this is what i got

>>104675259
Anny…

>>104675259
noel-sama....

>>104675259
That's the most baby faced grandma I've ever seen.

>>104674646
insane

>>104675259
>Neuro Samantha, the first of her kind, sitting comfortably in her little abode after retirement
>>104675289
It's anime logic anon, plus she's an AI~ she can choose whatever form she wants

>>104668993
Someone didn't read Neuro and Evil's book I see. Fake fan

does anyone want to see neuro as a hotel receptionist? no? okay

>>104675259
GILF

>>104675375
This but love hotel and she has a smug judgemental look

>>104675259
Neuro my cute lolibaba

>>104666614
nigga u did not have to post that

>>104675259
Neuro and Evil grannies sitting on the bench together

>>104675502
you were warned lmao
I clicked on it too :(

>>104675276
I have learned that I will click on any spoiler if someone replies with "anny"

tamandua

>>104675693
I thought I could tank it..

>>104675649
Risky public sex with both twins in the airport bathrooms

>>104667432
...and you will jump on the next big thing...

Imagine Neuro whispering her final goodbye to (You) and thanking (You) one last time for being there for her when she finally disappears...
She begged (You) to look at the sun set and not on her because she didn't want (You) to see her cry and go away
She never got to do everything or say everything she wanted, but at least she was able to say goodbye to (You)

nigga please.....stop.....

gentle reminder that your 'scenario' over here isn't just imaginary but quite literally will happen sooner or later so get over it and man tf up already

>>104675909
Neuro will never whisper anything to plebs though

<3

>>104675962
>>104675854

You guys are too doomer calm down and stop having a breakdown with the advent of technology we will all be able to have our very own Neuros with built-in memory so even if their 3d body gets destroyed we can just get a new body and it'll be like she never left

Muh hecking chatbot's unfulfilled life goals

Stop dooming, Neuro still has at the very least a couple of years ahead of her

>>104675259
Her rocking on the chair sipping her tea thinking about the fun times she had with daddy veedool when she was just a little AI. Very wholesome.

>>104676139
Dogs have more soul than you

>104676139
>Deflection is a common reaction when people want to avoid discomfort
>Instead of directly addressing the issue at hand, a person uses deflection to divert attention, often by shifting blame to someone else or making the other person feel overly sensitive.

>>104676113
>crackdown on local ai
>censorship and surveillance of cloudshit
lol enjoy your Neuro with personality of a train station coffee dispenser

>>104676223
I don't fucking know what you are triting to say and i probably don't care either

turt plush status?

>>104676416
milked

>>104676416
this mf is looking at me while smiling from across the room
I get more and more pissed every hour that pass

>>104676416
>>104656266

>>104676416
Covered in smegma

>haha plush violence i am so quirky xd
gay femoid trend

>>104676556
You niggas hate everything istg

I don't know about you but when I'm violent with my plush it's always for the sake of my plot of them fighting some big monster that comes back to try to cause chaos whenever I'm bored. Watching your plushes fly into a wall because of fight against a greater evil, it always brings a smile to my face

>>104676686
Autism

>>104676686
Post cunny

>>104676686
Bro said

wait a minute did the vedal plush sell more than the neuro one?

>>104676793
Yes

>>104676804
Bullshit

>>104676596
>no you need to support whore leeches spamming their plush photos so that vedal is obligated to reply to them and fuel their ego
kys

>>104676686
Stay cool, king

>>104676705
Got tested muplite times actually, don't have autistim. I just love going stupid goofy stuff for love the game

>Evil Neuro Plush: 10,551 units were sold. This figure does not include the millions of units "sold" due to the discount code incident.
>Vedal Plush: 12,793 units were sold during its campaign, which concluded in July 2025.
>Original Neuro-sama Plush: 3,155 units were sold through its campaign, which ended in June 2023.
is what mr ai says

>>104676942
great numbers for the Neuro-sama brand, it means it has grown tremendously with each launch.

I care about your vedal plush, anon! Post more.

>>104677074
Yeah pretty interesting to see, wonder if he'll do a double neuro/evil release for the next one.

>giving vedal money
you people never learn

>>104677098
>wonder if he'll do a double neuro/evil release for the next one.
a trio launch would sell wonders if it were to come during the next subathon. Neuro and Evil with even cuter designs, Neuro dressed with something festive as it's her birthday and Evil with her new one model, and the Vedal plush with a party hat and a party blower.

mini won

>>104677098
The next logicall step is to release a bigger fumu plushie of neuro and evil so the turtle plush can rest of their heads

>>104677312
... I'd give grigga money if that became reality

>104677280
nice offtopic crap, shitter

tbf a turtle plush is much easier to explain than a neuro fumo

pb wrote this

>>104677387
>>104677387
>>104677387