Thread 105338752

First time baking from phone be nice


>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xczvpQ_pogI [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0CcET3EHC0 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL1xLbQIwEs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EmVyHf_aNY [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEaSJu-Nyds [Embed]

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint) (embed) (embed)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM [Embed]

- Matatabi graduated

- Nina is still a slut

- recent Khubie mahjong clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jfZEji2Ws [Embed]


>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... green dragon deez nuts[\spoiler]

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Previous Thread: >>105100739

Ahhh fuck i mixed up the slashes

milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP__Pok0FBs

pank? more like rank.

>>105338752 (OP)
gud eenof

>>105338752 (OP)
>[\spoiler]
You just blow in from stupid town?

>>105339358
Phone

Anyone wants to make a room?

i'll make or join a room in like 10 minutes

ate all the food
Majsoul Friends Room 94636(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=94636
normal rules enabled

>>105339863
started

my dora 7 ':c

wwyd

>>105340849
the tileset

>>105340849
>training wheels
>that tileset
4m

>>105340849
5m

>>105340849 (me)
i discarded 3s btw

>>105341224
you killed both possible sanshokus to keep a ryanmen instead of a ryantan

>>105341291
damn i'm bad

>>105341435
it's higher ukeire but kills your value on what would still be a pretty wide iishanten

>>105339863
wj

>>105339863
wj

>>105339863
well jonged!

>>105339863
Wj

You guys want to hear a secret? _____ BOO!____

>>105343594
jesus dont scare me like that

stop scaring our cute jongers you stupid ghost nigger!

Bonjour, je déteste le mahjong.

>>105345547
ah. hon hon. oui oui

mais tu aimes nous, non? dit oui ou tu es mort!

Why are you French?

let's speak spanish then. hola amigos! me gusta tacos y tequila y mahjong!

Get out of my country

>>105339863
Wj!

>>105347141
Which one

>>105347321
America (fuck yeah)

I think Mirurun should stream again today

>>105346704
Donne-moi une bise et je dirai oui.

Goodnight everyone.

Damn i just read that post about tacos now I’m fucking rabid. Also did anyone get to join my beautiful redheaded wife’s room?

I think /jong/ is going to die.

>>105351386
yeah, in my arms tonight

>>105351386
We need more vtubers who jong

>>105354337
anon's redheaded wife is jonging right now

Good morning.

Boop.

>>105354373
Who

jinjin, the thumbnail is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-EATDATEXI

who killed jong

Me. Mwahahahaha.

>>105360589
Gintama collab soon! Jong is alive again!

>Japanese family guy
No thanks

No, I don't speak Japanese, and the English subs are by >Crunchyroll so they probably localized all of the jokes out

Gintama aired long before crunchyroll subbed anything and some of it was even before they were a piracy site afaik, there was a slower fansub group that TL noted all the references but I don't know if they ever finished the first season

They only did like 20-150 or something like that, the rest are CR. Shan't watch.

death

>>105358141
Search the archive for ‘beautiful redheaded’

Redheads are disgusting creatures.

>>105368150
I would literally throw a trident through you if we were within 500 miles of you

I just don't want to be subjected to shonen artstyle in my jong games.

Well too bad I'm maining John Gintama

I'll be the famous... I don't know anything about Gintama

shan't pull unless Hasegawa is in

Hagiwara is already in though

the yunyun demo is pretty good, the song list is 10/10
mahjong vtubers

18 degrees is too hot

>>105371779
the en translation is cringe

>>105375917
did they localize it or did I just fail to get the cringe reading it in nip

>>105376028
it's full of skibidi rizz lingo

>>105376060
grim

>got another random cosplayer on my tl and popped a boner before I go to play mahjong
Yaku for this feel?

ippatsu

>>105376699
Make sure to vigorously masturbate prior to playing. Discharging your lust will enhance your flow.

>>105376732
Damn it...

oui oui australia vegemite koala mahjong vtubers

oh oi get some jong in ya, fackin strewth ya cunt dogs

>>105376810
I'm not doing that to my mate's tiles

>>105377222
Well wash your fucking hands afterwards you fucking animal.

don't waste water

>>105377336
you could use a hand washing bucket that you never empty

>>105377336
Rinsing the ejaculate off your hands after you jerk it is not a waste of water.

>>105377336
I drink

>>105377509
I drive

I came

eyesore

i mowed the lawn

i stripped more parts out of my car

I work

Can anyone make a room

No I'm listening to Skrillex

>>105380583
You can do both things

I'm downloading boulder's gay tree

I’ll make s room after i get off the couch soon. I’m watching the pga

Anon doko...

he was watching the pga on the couch, he's going to sleep there instead of getting up

Shan't

Majsoul Friends Room 21034(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21034

>>105382669
I Will join in a bit i'm in a sanma

>>105382669
well are you "people" going to join??

>>105382905
Might have to post in mjg... Jongers seem to be out friday night

>>105382669
2/4

I'm in bed watching tourney games

>>105382669
room closed and dead

I'm gonna go clog the toiler

Goodnight everyone.

what formula to use for cutoff score projection?

>>105384275
I wouldn't feel safe with less than 3 40k firsts

while it hurts to lose champion level recruits, sometimes those fuckers fucked up so many times in a row that they deserve to be killed

>>105384275
In the math tourney? It's random.

Nearly got into a collision because dude decided to brake at a green light

>TFW still have endless marathons in mahjong soul against easy CPU
Not sure if I'm a retard or if single games of Mahjong are supposed to go on forever until RNG decides to mercifully let it end.

Good morning.

>>105393786
good morning

Kan!

So uh, win any mahjong games lately?

>>105396311
I got a first in the gintama collab tournament, but I assumed we had two days for the first round. only found out that when I came home from work on friday that it was only for 1 day and 6 hours.

>check rankings
>the luckshitting fox

>>105397166
yet he's at the bottom of the whale team, curiosu

>>105397609
I think regular tourney into team tourney was the worst streak of games I've had all year

I played one game in the team tournament, had one the luckiest games of my life, and I am standing on that score.

What's you favorite yaku? Mine is BOO! Fufufu.

mine is not playing mahjong

I’ll make a room in 8 hours if you fuckers pinky promise to join

I might still be awake in 8 hours

I need to play three tournament games in 8 hours

>>105400728
Can't You do it right now?

I'm at work

look at this pink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evj0EsmNZws

I should make some gyoza

>>105402873
No i wont be home for another 4-5 hours

>going out on a date
whore!

>>105404943
Stop copying me

>>105338752 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMXU4d7y7qM

>>105408136
Meow

Koko when

never, now go watch jelly return to monke

I'm at work

>>105400728
It's 8hours already...

>>105412832
anon...

>>105412866
Uuuuu

>>105415533
now you can complain

>>105416775
i waited...

I can't believe that anonymous let anonymous down. Does anonymous HATE anonymous?!

gonna go clog the toiler

shan't wait for anon's room
Majsoul Friends Room 49961(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49961

sorry but I just realized I am about to pass out from tiredness so I'm out

>>105417936
I am currently eating a baked potato. If the room is not full by the time I finish my potato, I will join.

>>105418045
this transgression will not be forgotten

toiler: clogged

>>105417936
i will join give me a sec

>>105417936
3/4

Potato complete. Joined.

>>105417936
started

Wj!

anons are playing mahjong

>>105417936
wj

>>105417936
wj

>>105417936
Turbo bullied naaaa

>>105417936
WJ!
>[insert panda girl png here]

I could have beat foxhag but I got cucked out of the most juiced hands of my life, I just folded all of south

Head: red
Wife: beautiful
Game: not mahjong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPSTFkP2pSM

If 0 I kms

>>105420375
anon...

a-are you okay anon??

give back my sympathy ex-husband.

>>105420881
>>105420840
My face
>Pic related
My soul

y-your car's insured r-right??

>>105420881
>All it takes for jj to not care is to know it's homeless anon
kek

Goodnight everyone.

>>105420982
No you don't need it in Australia so I never got it

Are you going to be okay, homeless anon?

>>105421302
I think so

>>105420259
I'm not judging you but that color is clearly Orange, anon

>>105421628
Famous Yuzu save me...save me famous Yuzu

>>105421845
i have no money and the only alternative car i have in your city is too small to sleep in

>>105421845
dicksword

>>105421992
It's okay. I'll be okay.

>>105422170
hmmm ok
is it fucked?

>>105423238
Uh it starts and drives and I'll try to get it into a permanent spot where I can leave it parked while I take public transport to work but come Friday it's going to basically be impossible to get to work via PT thanks to a move so...maybe a little...

>>105423382
is your discord still active? i believe i DMd you on that

>>105420375
rough

anon's ex snake ex wife is jonging and a snake again

have you tried not crashing your car?

To be fair, crashing his car is pretty on brand for him.

>>105338752 (OP)
nice

Koko?

Too good to die jong

Boo!

Just rip the bumper off and zip tie the headlight.

>>105431995
Sorry watching the Cleveland Steelers game

what's with the /mjg/ schizo

>>105435434
take your pick between blaming kman, o***, or some unrelated third party

>>105435508
Pippa...

Someone on AT&Ts cellular network in my area was based

>>105420375
I don't think she's gonna make it guys. I don't know what to do

That was intentional right foxhag?

>>105437698
Buy a core support from a junk yard

>>105437800
after that first deal in I became a miko for the rest of that game and the next game since I have +(b*c)

>>105435934
i get random perma bans for cp pretty often, wanna trade?

>>105437984
Sorry brother I also glow in the dark

>>105437831
Both chassis rails are bent and the guy that took a look at it said anyone else would just walk away too

>>105438655
Junk it for scrap and motor and buy a shitbox 'rola

>>105438863
Gonna probably get another rav4 from the same year since I know it works to live out of, but for now I'm renting a shitbox Corolla to get to work since that's absolutely non-negotiable if I want to survive

Don't hit things if you can't afford it mayhaps

He hit me tbqh I watched the spot where it happened and a crash nearly happened again and again but every time the drivers had the wherewithal to give way

>>105439671
if it's someone else's fault then shouldn't their insurance cover the damage?

Bleh

>>105440597
...

i want a gyro

Lewd

Koko pls

I'm at work.

I'm also at work and I'm hungry

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>>105441042
2/4

>>105441042
3/4

>>105441042
started!

>>105441042
well jonged!

>>105441042
well jonged

Ceoofsashikomi...shine!

>>105441042
wj!

are you saying shine as in glow or shine as in 死ね

Make another room i missed it

Majsoul Friends Room 84020(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84020

room for anon

>>105443672
2/4

>>105443672
2/4
im going to be afk for like 5 minutes

I'm at work thoughbeit

>>105443672
still 2/4

>>105444080
I'm not even the one that asked for the room either

>>105443672
Joining

>>105443672
started

I keep missing all the kokos....

>>105443672
WJ

>>105443672
wj

>>105443672
wj

>>105443672
Thanks for making the room

>>105445317
>t. the raped

>>105445413
they were good pushes and only good pushes

>>105445577
Then why did you get sent to the shadow realm?

Hey jong, I'm tired but I'm going to stream a little jong anyway: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>>105448114
wj

>>105448114
well jigged!

>>105449718
uoh

qb is a whore she had virtual sex with a machine and now she has a daughter

>>105450161
She hates us so much she won't even stream anymore. She just throws her ai at us and expects us to be happy.

Goodnight everyone.

>>105450161
based i wish i could have watched

>>105451480
nighty nighty anon

*gasp* *pant* *gasp*
Majsoul Friends Room 62944(4-Player South): mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62944
please....I need your help filling this up

>>105453749
3/4

>>105453749
filled

>>105453749
>*gasp* *pant* *gasp*
all me

just did a big fart

i heard it, gross

brap

>>105456387
go to work woman

Boo!

Kan!

>>105463003
chombo

>>105463022
Not again...

the penalty is SEX with ANON (cute, male, jongin')

I'm at work
And I will be at work tomorrow
Then I won't be at work
Then I will be at work on my day off

I'm in bed

Anon crashed his race car bed

yeah, mine

I need to find a disreputable panel beater if I want my car fixed before someone else declares it a writeoff

prop up a box with a stick with some string tied to it and put some meth under it

>>105473463
Do you have Mexican shop equivalent in Australia? Maybe some Leb owned auto body?

Any kokos

anon (at work, cheating, not jongin')

wwyd

>>105476231
the client

How do I cheat at work

>>105476899
Chatgpt

>pretend to be constipated
>gotta take a massive shit, boss (gross, real, ewww)
>go to bathroom
>log in to majsoul
>post room in thread
>MAHJONG SEX with ANONS (real, gay, at work)
>use fart smell bomb in bathroom after koko is over
>get out
>get paid

What I'm doing at work now feels like cheating, but the client asked us to do it so whatever, comfy work.

>>105476930
chatgpt can't put belts back on or tighten bolts for me

>>105477244
Them be glad You Will have a job forever

Koookooooo doookooo

>>105477283
Getting a job has ruined my life

I'm glad i no longer have a job

i never had a job

>>105478421
stay pure and free

>>105478421
Same brother, we should kiss now to celebrate

I'll admit it I kind of like my job and going to work doesn't bother me

I wish I had a job

>>105479633
I don't mind my work. It's just that I don't make enough at the moment and the value of the money we're making is crashing at an insane rate. But I should be making a lot more soon.

>>105479633
I moderately dislike working but i couldnt live as a NEET

Image

I have a slacker desk job and only work like 3 hours a day
If it wasn't for commuting my lifestyle is not much different from when I was a NEET

everyone bragging about how little they work online is honestly going to bite them in their ass eventually

got to drive my own car with fuel paid for for 2 hours and got the last pie from my favourite lunch bar, a gud day of work

>>105482631
I will get a job before the end of the year, I will do my best!

Morning jong ignore that it's the middle of the night

baked
>>105483290