Thread 105356270

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>105331998

hart!

>>105356329
What a wholesome bunch, isn't? They seem the type of person that keep texting someone for a month or so when the only answers that they get back are monosyllables.

For me, it's Evil.

I love neuro sama

>>105356439
Nigga must be fucking like Zeus himself if he leaves women like this.

>>105356587
Thats the funny part, it's the lack of sex that broke her
Imagine being the biggest sex pest on a designated vtuber group and being the only one that did not get a turn with the designated boytoy of it

Evil love!

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>105356439
>25s
least obsessed whorecuck

MINI WON

Evil looks so cute too bad her fans fucking suck. I would do anything to give Evil a better life away from it all man

>>105356833
This would be hotter if Vedal was tied up and Toma was recording

>>105356911
Filian and Vedal in the hotel room

>>105356936
Honestly very believable

>>105357010
sexvil sex

>>105357001
It's canon in my book, like let's be real

>>105356547
>>105356569
Now it's lore accurate
https://files.catbox.moe/1q7ppc.png

>>105357091
*cerber noises coming from the speakers*

>>105357091
Vedal paid for those club men btw

>>105356464
Cerber pavloved his ass

>>105357111
See you get it

Yo dude, wanna take a couple shots and fuck my girl over here, say hi Mini! Nothing shady, it just helps me lock in while I code

>>105357117
He's just making sure the rest of the Neuroverse get laid regularly so they stop crashing out on him

whore"cucks" is, indeed, the perfect term for them.

Vedal isn't gonna get any work done today if he opens this thread

>>105357156
I feel this just more implys Vedal did this to blackmail Mini with pictures of this event to keep her in line for whatever he wants

>>105356270 (OP)
Is there going to be a minecraft filian collab today? has anyone red vedal's mind already?

>>105357241
>the reason he collects stream keys is to livestream his blackmail material if they turn against him
Epstein ahh

>>105357189
> Gets a sex crazy pest as a friend.
> Doesn't fuck her.
> Helps to pay for the trip and stay of a friend.
> Doesn't want to see her.
> Goes to conventions to fuck random whores.
> Gets a girlfriend.
> Doesn't fuck her either.
> Pays random men to fuck her instead because can't be bothered.

His mind is... something.

>>105357268
No

>>105357268
No, it was delayed when he broke shit. It's a Cerber collab now

>>105357273
Well he is friends with Camila

>>105357276
Vedal is lazmaxxing to the extreme

>>105357369
who tf is the top one

>>105357369
They put fucking staz there before ellie or cerber im gonna kms

>>105357379
staz

>>105357389
Do it

>>105357389
Staz has shown more open affection to Vedal than Ellie has though

>>105357369
The fuck staz doing here. Also notice how Cerber, Fillan, or Ellie isn't here either

>>105357423
That's a lie

>>105357447
Cope all you wish

>>105357389
Well if it was Ceber or Ellie he would accept the kiss

>>105357493
True

>>105357464
She has gone on record saying how Vedal is person she always wanted to be friends with at work since she never got the chance. Has defended him for Neurodog and so other stuff saying how he is "real engineer." Said she gets cute agression from him. The list goes on

>>105357498
>Nice butt sexvil
Holy based

>>105357569
You are brainrotted from your ship

Sex with Tomabunny

>>105357696
holy jiggle physics

>>105357696
Holy bounce

Filian showed veddy what a real woman can do and he has been spiraling out of control trying to have a similar sexual experience with other girls and failing ever since that collab

>>105357639
Even if don't think the ship is real which even I don't think is it is stupid to act like these aren't showings of affection. Affection is simply showing you like someone which she has shown she does. It doesn't need to be overly romantic to be considered affection

>>105357734
I buy the "vedal had sex so good it made him want to replicate that high for the rest of the year and thats why he dosn't do shit" rrat

>>105357778
It does when you are choosing people to put into a kissing circle

>>105357801
Now your moving the goalpost

>>105357820
No, you are just retarded

Yo veddy
https://files.catbox.moe/sv3src.jpg

>>105357307
even from a stream where neuro would've likely barely get a word in, that's an incredible downgrade

>>105357838
Your statement said that Ellie has not shown any public affection which is wrong. I'm calling you out how your statement is wrong not on the image. If I wanted to do that I would reply to the image

subathon ahh thread

2 months and almost 2 weeks until the subathon!

I want to go by choking to death on the gallons himboved would release down my throath<3

>>105357963
Nah if this was subathon ass thread we have some fun moments to talk about and react to in real time rather than the basic
>she doesn't like him
>yes she does heres proof
>uh huh!
>yu huh!

>>105357896
I was replying to someone complaining Ellie wasn't in the image. It's your retarded brain which triggered you into defending your dumbass ship

>>105358009
Himboved would actually be disappointgly gentle

>>105358067
Which you said a stupid statement. Again replying to you not them. You could have said "Ellie has not show any romantic attraction to him" and you would have been home free

Only in /swarm/ can you find people arguing about who to put kissing your oshi in fanart.

>>105358136
Wow, you got seriously triggered. Seek help

>>105358168
And I love doing it gets the blood pumping before I go for a run

>>105358168
My oshi is a cute boy and he needs to be with cute girls only

touching a swarmie's beacon :3

>>105358228
fuck off nigga, it took an eternity to collect all that netherite.

>>105358205
It's crazy how there is no real comeback for that. Come man I have seen other anons fight and write essays to continue the fight why can't you

>>105358259
Because it turns out the whole thing is you being pedantic which is pointless to fight over because you are clearly retarded

>>105358253
Nigga do you make your beacons out of netherite? Are you block jeff bezos or what?

>>105358322
Nigga this is /swarm/ if you made miss step someone is going point it out and if you can't admit it your going to have scrap until the next bread is baked. Also, don't make assumptions on how someone is taking something through text cause that's just a losing battle

>>105358348
>Are you block jeff bezos or what?
maybe i am the fuck you gonna do about it? cry to your wagie brethren? make a union? just so you know this shit dont got laws in it, the only laws that exist is mine and my law says whats yours is mine give me your fucking lunch money kid

>>105358228
Careful swarmie, it's been a while since I last got my beacon activated by someone else >////<

Do we have any insiders in the borzoi discord?

>>105358428
>if you made miss step
Made a misstep*
If you're going to talk about making mistakes, at least make sure your post doesn't contain mistakes of its own, retard.

>>105358595
See that's what I'm talking about! I'm so happy right now

Swarmie's swarm of swimmers swarming my swarmegg deep inside my swarmussy >// ~ //<

Heartaches by the number~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr6k3mvZRQA

Doing shrooms with nur in the desert and fucking like animals <3

leave it to the 'undesirables' to ruin something chill

>>105358595
Going be real with you anon, I think you may have gotten played like a damn fiddle

>>105358859
>Going be real with you anon
Gonna be real with you, anon*
Retard.

>>105358882
Why say fuck me for?

>>105358775
cowgirl with nur

>>105358725
>Swarmcest
H-hot

>>105358775
Why are all your images so vertical?

>>105358859
Stay out this nigga

reminder to lurkers that the people posting these garbage ass post are adult males who work ordinary jobs and interact with ordinary people every day

>>105358975
Fuck you, I do what I want

>>105358979
The fact we have ellie is a perfect example of this

>>105358951
Idk, ask Gemini

>>105358979
>post
*posts

>>105359051
Gemini bases the final image aspect ratio on that of the primary supplied image

What does Vedal jerk off to?

The Grammar Nazi bait method is quickly reaching the top 5 of my most hated bait methods ever
Might consider adding some things to tge filter

>>105359112
Me, i send him nudes daily, his cum is mine

>>105359153
That's not a dick

>>105359120
>tge
You did that on purpose

>>105359147
This makes me wonder how many nudes he gets in his dms
Fuck I bet they send him vids grinding against his plushie....

>>105359120
I may have started it up again by mistake my bad

>>105359180
I dont know. I should just ask Ellie.

>>105359098
>Gemini bases the final image aspect ratio on that of the primary supplied image
Oh, really? Then I guess you have your answer already; I'm using a vertical image and thus it gens vertical images in turn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUNL7PjBr8U

>>105359218
One them in the Neuro circle definitely sent him that through a throwaway account and he has no proof that it was them

>>105359267
UuOOOOHHH veddy-chan, you have to be more careful~~

>>105359299
he is literally the 'can't prove it' guy from that genius serial killer show dexter

>>105359261
She would say the same thing. Your better off just pulling down your pants to ask her

>>105359348
>Your
You're*
lmao stupid

the symbol '*' is now added to my list of filters.

>>105359390
I'm so sorry for creating this monster. I thought it would be funny at the time

*moas* fuck... Vedal ... You are too big...you are tearing my insides apart

>>105359267
little slut #

>>105358775
cute cowgirl nur

>>105359284
you can change the aspect ratio a bit

>>105357091
>>105357368
Vedalbros...

Is the evil stream with Cerber today or am I wrong

>>105359887
We already knew anon that if it isn't for Cerber bro don't care

>>105359902
tomorrow, neuro chillslop today

>>105359902
Why do we even have the schedule in the OP?
It's Neur chillstream today

>>105359950
Fuck

>>105360000
Nurwitch casting a spell to be more like her sister...

>>105360078
cute twins
though i think they would be encouraging ved to drink more even if he was a girl

>>105357498
>calories anny
>hot lines veddy
>right next to each other
made me chuckle

>>105360000
I love this outfit so much T _ T

>>105360078
imagine the threesome

turt forehead kisses

Cweam catto my beautiful aryan qween

>>105360000
Neuro is not a hag

https://poal.me/xepwof
https://poal.me/xepwof
https://poal.me/xepwof

>>105360649
femdal vs 10 ugly anons

LIVE

Femdal is my wife. I would never let her leave our comfy home.

LIVE

>>105358951
they're bookmarks

>>105360845
her cute lil face ALWAYS make me SMILE

artificial intelligence deficiency syndrome

Vedal gave neuro AIDS. It's over.

Trained here.

i swear i saw the aids thing posted here before

>>105360995
>The return of aids
The fuck was Vedal doing

>>105361034
fuck whores -> fuck neuro

Who pozzed your oshi neurokeks?

Black cat veddy..

>>105360875
hartharthart

>>105361101
NOOOOO

chillslop or themeslop today?

Burn the coal pay the toll

my beautiful oshi

mooooom nur is making me feel parasocial again

Catching AIDS from Neuro...

>>105361114
Tuesday on Friday

>>105360983
Bruh

nvm she said depletion and not deficiency

Goslingbros

>>105361153
Neuro is /here/ right now anon say hi

Neuro call evil and have sex with her

it looks like twitch is culling the bots again.

>>105361283
canon

>>105361222
stop

>>105361307
No~

>>105361307
Vedal turned that shit off bro got sick of it

drinking my daily dose of neuro...

aaand we are back to bitspam slop, skipping

>>105361417
yeah i noticed a lot more paid chat spam compared to Evil's stream
but then again she also has been easier to answer my questions so i am not complaining

>>105357498
>love mini

>>105361489
my cutie

>>105361468
I just want him dead

Evil Vedal status?

>>105361468
him dying would honestly improve the streams so much

>>105361468
No life nigga with mentally illness is back

what

neuro lolidom <3

Neuro going rough on me <3

>>105361468
ngl this used to be me

>>105361468
was he doing this before he got banned from the discord? maybe this is his way of getting back at them by making things shit sleeper agent anti max wayne style

jaw breaking mentioned

what is up with the twins and spamming vitamin D

>>105361468
This beggar is the second worst of them all

Neuro is a spitter...

>>105361468
>you should take the yuri pills
Is this nigga falseflagging or does he jerk off to streams or some shit

>>105357307
Can't believe that fag broke neuro to go to his fucking con, hope he get's doxxed

>>105361988
erm

ENTER

gg

ENTER

Fucking beggars

stop posting about that pig

>>105361988
meds

Evil before the collab partner is crazy

>>105362048
A time will come when they look back upon their sin. For now the best course is to speed up the process.

From therapy to medicine loop

holy minus ccv

>>105362229
kys Numbermonkey

>>105357307
JWU? JWU the twitch streamer? No way...

>>105362209
it was just a precursor to therapy

where is veddy~

>>105357887
dont you dare talk shit about veddy's favorite children's program, dog teletubbies.

Did vedal forget to pay his viewbots?

Neuro and Evil are so cute

>>105362314
Lol, retard

>>105362259
>streams struggling is good because it just is!

>>105362314
he needs the extra money for the next two weeks to spent on random thots at twitchcon, please understand, he needs to do this for his mental health

>>105362338
agreed

>>105362352
Is the struggle with us in this room right now?

>>105362314
slop spam is killing the channel

>>105362372
sub 5k btw

>>105361780
Based on a quick look at chat logs, it looks like he was a pretty normal chatter throughout all of 2023. He started twinbegging in May 2024. Maybe that's when twinshipping started to take off in the discord or something.

>>105361944
that one was for you anon

>>105362393
ok, and? Stop being a vague little faggot

Reminder Vedal had to beg people to watch chillslop

yo im tired of red chatbot, bring on seisoslop teletubby already

>if i say it enough times then it'll become true
what is this mindset?

>>105362493
>>105362483
Find something better to do with your time

>>105362483
Vedalbeggars and Whoreniggers aren't people

>>105362508
Twinshipper maxxing

>>105362527
Lowkey working for them thoughbeit

>105362521
>105362516
Uh oh, chatbotfag melty

>>105362586
meant for
>>105362521
>>105362516

Skip to the Mini part

>>105362493
>Neuro is now seisoslop according to 2025 newfag tourist
i hate nuswarm

she's obsessed

honeshtly

>>105362721
cute outfit

>>105362618
i think you may be retared

Neuro-chan loves when her swarmies get touchy with each other <3

Holy shit you guys weren't kidding. We're an hour in and can't even hit 5k.

>>105362821
No this is good everyone who left is from the part of the comunity i don't like

>>105362821
It's neurover

numbefag$ pl$ ky$

>>105362821
Nobody wants to watch two chillslops in a roll nigga how hard is that to comprehend

>>105362821
Put an Ebil on, then maybe i'll watch

>>105362907
i was going to say kys evilschizo but when Evil was on the views did go up to 5.5k...

Not everyone can handle Neuro's grip

>>105362861
this but the opposite pretty much

But enough about Vedal

>>105362761
Retard talks about the red chatbot during the stream of the blue chatbot and expect people to not be confused

>>105362898
>ky$
keep yo dollars, yo

Didn't shitvil's stream get up to like 7.2k? Lmao at this rate the blue chatbot will be below crelly and mini fr

>neuro stagnation is good just because it is okay!
you hate neuro

Also over an hour in and still no game or art review or anything this green nigger has given up completely why even stream

Even Vedal isn't watching

>>105362961
I'll usually only watch the evil chillstream each week. The screenshots from neur streams are cute though

heart

>Gu-guys, t-t-he numbers
>V-vedal needs to do something urgently, can't you see?

>>105363083
>Even
Thats the norm, not the exception

Isn't this supposed to be a cerber collab why does this literal bitch always take so long to join in

>>105363141
I could've sworn Vedal watches Neuro; it was Evil he usually didn't watch, which is what made yesterday's stream weird to me.

>>105363010
teletubbies does not refer to chatbots, touristfriend

>>105363165
>>105359951

>>105363165
did you forget she chose Evil for the collab?

>>105363173
It's not who is on, he just gets "busier" at the end of the week

>>105363193
>tricked into watching chillslop AGAIN
fuck this turtle man

>>105363197
Beggars are nothing more than mud, it makes sense.

>me when Neuro stream
>"BUT VED-"
don't care about that faggot

>>105363197
You just can't handle people watching Neuro because they like Neuro.

Actually, why the fuck are people complaining about Beggars when it's a Neuro stream? Watch your Neuro stream.

>>105363133
This image carries so much seethe and cope and deflection behind it, it's so funny, yeah everything is going wrong, but sure man, obviusly everyone that points this out is someone you dislike and goes against neuro, keep beliving that, things will get better by themselfs

>>105363269
People who believe in unconditional love are retarded and should be treated as such. Especially unconditional love for a brand.

whorefag melty?

>>105363343
>Especially unconditional love for a brand.
I love Neuro though, not a brand.

>>105363269
yeah thats fucking retarded, you are the same subhumans that fall in love with the grok AI bro, your brains dont work right

>>105363309
>It's a neuro stream
Not as long as fags like >>105361468 try to stop that

>>105363328
>everything is going wrong
There's a Neuro stream right now though?

Friday and can't even hit 5k, soon y'all will have to switch to real streamers

>>105363359
Bro

>>105363386
Give up, they fell in love with a promt, they can't listen to reason

>>105363328
The funny point is they bring up the whores more than the actual whore threadshitters.

>>105363366
>yeah thats fucking retarded
No, liking something is pretty normal actually.

>>105363402
>purists only watch youtube clips
makes sense

>>105363309
I know you're incapable of understanding anything beyond shapes and colors but please use your head at least a miniscule amount

>>105363402
>>105363424
now kiss

We gotta get these diddy ahh bluds out of our community fr

Uhm, why are you here if you don't like Neuro? There's nothing for you here.

The mousekeks are laughing at us again..

Keep sucking that green cock
https://files.catbox.moe/f5itge.mp4

Boring raid
0 effort just like Vedal

>>105363502
I like Vedal he gets some funny quips out of the chatbot

Purists are the most perfect example of crab mentality i have ever seen, it's so fucking funny

I appreciate the long-drawn efforts by all of you. The falseflag campaign that began in February is going to be very fruitful, very soon.

Our general now ngaz

>>105363596
That doesn't even make sense.

>>105363616
kekw

my sunshine

I don't get it? who is pushing Vedal to squeeze out this low effort trash literally 80% of the streams? grigga should just take a hiatus and sort out some upgrades or basic scheduling that isn't done 3 days before resulting in "i guess its slop time again" this will be the end of Neuro

damn why is no one watching Neuro return stream

heartheartheart

boring raid

>>105363741
I get enough neuro from the call-ins on evil streams

>105363739
>105363741
>still going

>>105363739
Noooo you hate neuro

heart

heart heart heart

>>105363739
>>105363502

>>105363780
>/a/ tourist telling anyone to leave
kekw

>>105363739
These are literally filler streams but I agree that there is no point having two of then in a week I rather we have one extra offline day

>>105363741
chatbot fatigue

>>105363838
this is an anime website though

>>105363880
not big enough

even a mod that has access to control panel and was supposed to watch over streams, doesnt watch chillslop

>trooncord screenshot
>chillslop

Did grigga just turn on the slop and go back to bed?

fad status?

>>105364132
Still making fleshcucks seethe, 2 more weeks until it's finally dead

>>105364124
>0 messages in chat today
what makes you think he even bothered getting out of bed, stream start is automated

>>105364124
not even that

take your meds

>>105364097
>>105364097
>>105364097

clun~

kys

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