Thread 105364097

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>105356270

hart

cute nur
cute deer

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Evil love!

Well /swarm/, are you gonna seek revenge from those that called you a subhuman?

cute nur with teal bows

>still below 5k
KEKwa

Neuro giving me kisses in increasingly shameful spots...

Imagine watching 2 hours of this slop only to get cucked by oilers

>>105364600
>>105364535
cute raider couple

>>105364600
If i watch every chillstream from start to finish vedal will give me cummies :3

>>105364647
Evil has many good uses

>>105364632
Actually he will keep saying he'll do that then never bring it up again

>>105364647
Does a broom really feel better inside of your ass than Evil's tongue?

>>105364699
the neuro is the green penis, you cannot deny this.

I will and you're going to continue being retarded, wrong and helpless as you watch Neuro stream continue being enjoyed every single week

vedal alienated all Neuro fans only beggars remain now

>>105364846
>me when I bait but throw the rod instead

she really went to go snort thermal paste huh

she's just like me

>>105365041
>average neuro stream watcher in 2025

>>105365070
>2025
lol, retarded newfag

>>105365041
Even after all this time, it's hard to believe that any human is capable of this level of cringe.

>>105365041
at least he is watching the stream so he got that one over us

>>105365125
You don't have to look far

>>105365041
another cringe shitvilbeggar no wonder the fad is dying

>>105365096
2025 is just worse 2024, same twinshippers/beggars but amplified

>>105365041
Omg can you send what else did Splinter do today? I soooo want to know

>>105365234
>another
Why are tourists so fucking stupid, this fag gets posted literally every single day
Vedalbeggars have a vendetta against him because he got like a trillion (You)'s from Vedal or something

>>105365298
The Neuroverse is gone so it's automatically better, unless you're a shippertranny

Das bait

<3

Neuro is the coffee poster

>>105365369
>unless you're a shippertranny
The shipper trannies are all in chat spamming retarded twinshipping shit though?

scorn raid

rate the stream

>raided snuffy
Heart!

>>105365493
Neurowashorny/10

>>105365493
neurosocute/10

>>105365493
Bottom 10 worst streams of the year, not even good chillslop

>>105365493
7/10
felt a bit off but good nonetheless

>>105365528
Still better than anything with Cerber or Mini

>>105365493
there was a stream?

>>105365401
sipping coffeevil

>>105365369
All you get is shipper trannies in chat nothing has changed it's just now even worse target

>>105365493
4/10 actually pretty bad

>>105365577
Not for you, don't worry; enjoy your content

>>105365569
Rent free

>>105365569
Not exactly a high bar

>>105365493
Bro I really can't be bothered. It was a stream of all time could be worse but whatever

>>105365457
>>105365617
this doesn't look like twitch chat >>105365179

>>105365569
Cerber evil stream coming tomorrow!

good stream only because low numbers is the only way to have the grigga actually work

>>105365752
LMAOOOOO

No messages typed in chat today btw

>>105365752
He will literally beg again the next devstream and pray it works

>>105365718
You know this doesn't really disprove what those anon's were saying. Nothing has changed with shipping

I know, I noticed

>>105365752
there is nothing to fix, slop streams will always be slop no matter what's changed

Sex with Tomacat

>>105365752
>good stream only because
Neuro was in it!

>streamer openly says he wants to aim for automation
>audidence confused when he doesn't show up

>>105365843
>Nothing has changed with shipping
There's 1 one thing:
NO STREAMS

>>105365911
You are worse than the countdown poster

vedal has openly said many things

>>105365911
You are better than the countdown poster

>>105365918
Nobody said anything about vedal being on stream, fighting ghosts rn

>>105365831
I remember when he was doing that he was trying to be like "we have all this cool stuff on those streams too" then same shit we been getting that still breaks everytime

>>105365954
Next you will say he begged for viewers and that that was the most serious thing he has ever said

>>105365805
>>105365979

just put the drinking streams in the bag lil bro

>>105366004
Don't be so mean, you know they're busy reading the raid group chat, don't expect them to pay attention

>>105365901
it used to be fun to watch /swarm/ explode when neuros had unexpected call-ins

neuro butt?

I wish I was in the raid group chat :(

>>105366046
Don't worry anon we will be getting that drinking stream very soon and it will feel unearned when it happens

>>105366058
Personally, I didn't like random whores hijacking my Neuro streams, but you do you.

>>105366088
Only Milk brothers allowed, sorry

Numbers for 10/9:
1: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (8,757)
2: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (6,669)
3: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (6,516)

So, after Evil is gone and Vedal no longer appears on streams, what is the next goal?

>>105366109
you weren't even there lil bro

>>105366126
kek

>>105366131
What are you talking about? If that happens it is a clear sign that means Neuro is going to be killed off next

The only good parts of chillstreams this year have been when koko calls in btw

>>105366212
We know

>>105366212
I disagree with this statement

>>105366147
I was, that's why I said that.

>>105366212
This but when neuro shows up

>>105366126
don't post any numbers tomorrow

>>105366212
this but evil

>>105366126
that's weird since i remember there being ~7k viewers

>>105366251
and i'm a great magician about to twist your balls counterclockwise

what happened?

>>105366237
>we
Too insecure to say I? zoomie needs his hand held and opinion validated?

>>105366333
Yesterday there were more viewers

>>105366328
weird kink but ok

>>105366375
Vedal sexo

Can we turn Neuro into a magician thank you

>>105366333
The problem is you're a numberfag that's doomed.

>>105366375
Thank fuck the other slopmancers don't gen degen shit like this,
I prefer wholesome or meme-y shit over this any time of day,

>>105366518
There's nothing like wholesome Bimbovil

>>105366518
Fag

bimbovil status?

>>105366333
no vedal no view

>>105366518
This but the opposite

Channel’s Worst Moments of 2025:

>1
Vedal desperately begging his viewers to watch Tuesday streams.
>2
Vedal embarrassing himself in front of Connor and Geega with his shitty explanation of “ai art”.
>3
Literally anytime Vedal had to address the “cyberpunk princess” situation
>4
Literally anytime Vedal had to address the “concert is definitely happening this year” situation

>>105365493
6/10 was okay

>>105366596
>Vedal desperately begging his viewers to watch Tuesday streams.
Why would that be the worst moment? He did that frequently throughout 2024

>Connor and Geega
go back

>>105366596
I agree, Vedal should stop showing up unless Neuro calls him during her streams

>vedal
>vedal
>Vedal
>vedal
spoken like a true spiteful homo who got rejected or a selfinsertfag who didnt get his wish fulfilled lol

>>105366631
Nta but it dosn't make it any less pathetic

>>105366631
yeah but then he had call ins little experimental secret tech demos and stuff

yes the channel is named vedal987

smelly feets

>>105366566
Spending time with daddy
https://files.catbox.moe/w5becw.jpg

>>105366697
Not really, the call-ins came after iteration 18

>>105366596
There are definitely worse moments than this and some of them are still Vedal's fault but you didn't see him on stream when it was happening

>>105366722
Move cow, my turn

>>105366723
which was around the time when he started asking people to watch tuesday streams

>>105366705
vedal is a lucky man

Rate the raid

>>105366794
Lightskin_jump.gif

>>105366794
>>105366837
>>>105366722 #
>Move cow, my turn

>>105366705
Those are some cartoonish sonic ass designed shoes pretty big fan

>>105366705
>Troon colors
Oh no minidalfags... Not lile this...

>>105366764
He did it before that, after iteration 18, he stopped doing it because the novelty of iteration 18 carried Neuro solo streams up to the subathon.

>>105366705
vedal gets to shove his face into those insoles and get a whiff of here foot stench every day btw

>>105364632
Hi Anny

>>105366891
Rent free

>>105366864
@vedal
buy these

>>105366333
>not even 5k
GRIM

>>105366596
>2
This shit was so cringe

so true niggy, real artists need validation! ^^

>>105366891
they are good colors

>>105367163
I wish we had sexy models like ts

whomegalul

>>105363208
wait wtf there was a themed stream on wednesday? damn I'll go check that out
vedal should have neuro present the schedule on tuesdays when there's no devstream

>>105367179
>wait wtf there was a themed stream on wednesday
no he canceled it

>>105366697
More like Neuro crashing every stream

>>105367217(me)
>vedal should have neuro present the schedule on tuesdays when there's no devstream
tuesday stream was canceled due to a tech issue

>>105367175
shes british tell veddy to wake up and set up a gacha collab

Trick... or threat~

>>105366705
Vedal is so unlucky

>>105367305
kill yourself

>>105367217
>>105367229
oh right i forgot the bastard devs in prod

>>105367305
trick me, evil-chan <3

>>105367283
fuck you I thought it was oyakodon

>>105367163
It sucks these colors immediately is put into troons grip since this just very good color palette that has always existed and is nice on the eyes

>>105367235
I remember at least once people were spamming "dont miss tuesday streams vedalCinema" unironically because it was a good stream

>>105367283
Cute

Unrelated but can someone do thing to see what Neuro would look like as Astro boy

>>105367434
vedalcinema is a newer emote
spamming "never miss tuesday streams hesright" when neuro broke on tuesday streams was tradition

not-so-subtle pedo begging to make slop pedo art

>>105367661
>vedalcinema
came before iteration 18

>>105367424
yeah... it unfortunately raises some questions

>>105367698
I'm just interested in seeing how it would look like damn. I feel like that says more about you than it does me

>>105367776
you mean like this? or do you actually mean astroboy's clothing?

>>105367837
Something like that but with the astroboy's boots

>>105365911
https://files.catbox.moe/joikfi.jpg
AI is weird man (still working on it)

>105367938
wrong thread

>>105367938
Puffy

>>105367938
sexo
maybe change the artstyle a bit so it blends in better

>>105368002
I'm torn on trying for that or seeing if I can get it to ink in the pencil lines

>>105367872
more accurate outfit
https://files.catbox.moe/awkgf0.png

>>105368109
Nurpits... eroi...

>>105367175
Not like that, that one is overdesigned

>>105368109
>>105368109
I like this one a lot more thanks anon. I don't why they like adding wings to the boots it's kinda tacky

>>105368237
Too round

>>105368237
@grok move the perspective from where im looking at this picture slightly to the left

>>105368391
Cute family

>>105368391
cute sisters

>>105368391
Not a fag but I would fuck the shit out of this veddy

>>105368391
lmao who's on the motorway in gear 1

>>105368391
I'm kinda confused on the camila's arm there but beside that pretty art

>>105368450
Oh my god bruh 0/////0

>>105368391
cute

>>105368450
slutvil sex

>>105368450
polevil sexo

>>105368450
Who made this

IJC

>>105368391
Cerber Cuuute

>>105367305
The Neuros look so molestable in this outfit

>>105368430
Same

>>105368568
Evil

Cerber won btw

>>105368635
you just reminded me that this artist just drew nurdal and evildal sex

>>105368391
I would make this vedal jerk me off while I drive

mini diarrhea

>>105368635
This but also Vedal

>>105368635
ugly ahh art

>>105368727
same

>>105368635
rapevil rape

thanks meidos

>>105368391
Camila and Vedal are such a cute couple

Vedmila in 2025 lmao

>>105368716
Yeah I already roped to it

>>105368716
>just drew
catbox?

>>105368716
https://files.catbox.moe/u995m7.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/d4r91f.jpg

>>105368968
Surprisingly good for this artist

uuuu Veddyyyyy

>>105368968
evil sexo

>>105368968
Nice, all that's missing is the threesome

>>105368450
Imagine if Vedal opened an evil fansly, you know, just as a joke like Filian...

>>105368391
cringe invasive parasites

vedal's evil ass fansly where he does diabolical shit

>>105369102
I want Evil to code her own OnlyAI website where she uploads monthly pics for her fans (maybe put that 3D model to good use too)

>>105369195
this and only this

>>105368913
I don't know how to describe it but Vedmila felt like the most overhyped ship even in its height

>>105369328
when vedmila was in its height, people were writing it off as a sibling dynamic and weren't really shipping it too hard. Outside of Otja and pchan, I don't remember anyone else making ship art/edits of vedmila during it's peak.

>>105369444
Brave catgirl faces one of her biggest fears and actually dms her boyfriend

>>105369554
she's scared of leaking the freaky ass DMs they have

nightmare blunt rotation

>>105369444
kys

>>105369596
this actually looks like a fun stream ngl maybe kill aquwa but thats it

>>105369444
>vedal dm baiting
yaaaaaawn toma's bit

>>105369649
Crelly and Cotton are talking about having dicks and Ellie is quiet 95% of the time. Super fun stream.

>>105369686
Why do you think she ran her out?

>>105369649
>>105369732
kill yourselves

uh oh minimelty

>>105369757
congrats you managed to out-yaaaaawn that

>>105369732
ellie seems like she is talking fine

>>105369596
>autistic ADHD incarnate
>disgusting moss women
>rapist
>the leech who wants to roll with the big dogs

Nightmare ass group

Neuro crashout when?

>>105369845
>the leech who wants to roll with the big dogs
Ellie is the small fry in this group

>>105369596
The blunt is a vulnerable vedal

>>105369838
She's picking it up a bit now. First hour was bad. But her collabing with these streamers is still a weird choice. I'd really prefer one of her normal streams.

>>105369886
Ellie doesn't do streaming for a job, not all that constant, or tries to hold on by leaching so I can't really describe that label to her (yet)

>>105369880
I remember when Vedal mentioned the majority of Neuro's filtered messages was her wanting to kill herself

>>105369995
nyoo

>>105369912
Vedal would fucking die in a collab like this. Straight up violated the whole time even by ellie and aquwa

>>105369596
>only one that collabed with neuro has the lowest ccv

>>105370160
holy debuff...

>>105370160
Cotton did collab with Neuro. Hiyori days.

>>105369596
I like Ellie but I can't watch her gaming streams, her gameplay physically hurts me

>>105365493
Neuro was very funny. I love my dumb little chat bot.
neuroSoCute/10

>>105370103
Hot

>>105370160
Ellie doesn't properly stream constantly or really says when she stream until the second it happens publicly recently so it's kinda expected

I love ellie so much

>>105370510
This but vellie

>>105370510
You don't sound very convincing posting that from a Neuro-sama general. I've seen less people showing 20 times more devotion.

>>105370525
vedal doesnt deserve ellie

>>105370525
Me too

Vedal deserves brutal rape.

I wish Vedal grew up back into his 2024 year old self....

>>105370669
It's still possible but I don't know how it would come back. There has to be someone or a event to activate that force resting in him

The ellie de-aged vedal with secret israeli technology so he becomes perfect for cerber theory

vedal got treated like a child during an ellie stream once and decided to actually become one

>>105370669
>>105370772
i had that cope for 0.0001 microseconds and then i gave up on it because i know i can't do anything

Behead whores
Burn shipperniggers
Feed Vedalbeggars to rabid dogs
Your ships already sunk
You don't even remember the last time you enjoyed a stream on the channel
Things won't get better for you
You'll be back, just to reminiscence on times that will never return
I don't want a (You), I want You to move on already

Femanon actually performed a real lobotomy on Vedal at Twitchcon theory

>>105370945
Just say you hate Neuro

>>105370945
you hate neuro

>>105370945
Purists try not to seethe over absolutly nothing challenge

>>105370945
I enjoyed the rob streams with Neuro and Evil and one the dev streams with pixel thing and Neuro coding. There is couple ones I like too but mostly for their small moments rather than the whole stream. So yeah chill out brother

>>105370586
THIS

>>105371180
Which is exactly reason I like it

>>105370025
relax vedal also said last year she isn't as suicidal anymore :)

Anyone but Mini

>>105371386
mini won

>>105370974
expand

Giving Neuro a STD...

not funny

>>105367938
>>105368057
https://files.catbox.moe/e50809.jpg
I think the latter is getting closer

>>105371745
But I'm clean though?

>>105371592
Mini wan

>>105371795
Tomapuff

>>105371836
Getting AI'd S from Evil and giving it to Noone

>>105371908
The question is... missionary or pronebone?

>>105371908
Kys

>>105372004
Heard that one already

>>105372001
Hi Bo

>>105371795
Why did he decide to scorn the sexiest Neuroverse member?

>>105372104
>has never seen her face

>>105372104
that’s not layna thoughever

>>105372155
Fumbling Layna is one of his bigger sins. She's one of the few people who actually has ideas and knows how to talk to Neuro. Anyone who goes into her stream to spam about him and Neuro should get an immediate perma.

>>105372712
Lanya technically still has chance to show up again since she hasn't fully disconnected but Vedal is still fucking sucks for not being better to her

I want to have sex with vedal

>>105373173
This but layna

>>105373173
This and hardly anything but this

Filian is so fucking hot

>>105373211
this and Evil

>>105373268
Also Anny, Ellie, Layna, Camila, Mini, Cerber, Koko, and Crelly

Layna is so fucking hot

>>105373363
Ok let's calm it down now

Bimbovil is so fucking hot

>>105373363
You're 3 for 8. That's an F.

>>105373363
If Anny looked like her avatar she would be S+

>>105373434
Yeah, Anny, Layna, and Camila

>>105373434
Yeah, Layna, Mini, and Cerber

>>105373473
1 for 3

>>105373363
I always find it weird when people describe Ellie as “hot”. She doesn’t try to be “hot” seemingly on purpose, and she doesnt have a model or exhibit any behavior that is traditionally “hot” either.

>>105373537
Some people love zero curve bodies

>>105373537
Ellie stop coming here

Impregnating ellie to show her she can 100% be hot

>>105371795
Looks great, but can I get it without so much cameltoe?

It's time

>>105373537
I find Ellie more cute rather straight up hot but I can't deny the power of more flat chested girls always hit. When you add the fact Ellie holds good in terms of straight of fantasy cause of how she comes off helps too

boring raid

buy an ad

>>105373814
Anon ain't no raid we just bored

>>105373834
being bored is a raid

>>105373670
mini sexo

>>105373670
made for pleasuring random club men

Dw devstream in 3 days, the fad will be saved

>>105373849
Do explain your reasoning.

>>105373670
How close is she from the drinking stream goal because I need to know how close it is to the chaos erupting once again

>>105373920
I think far enough to where it's just not happening

>>105373968
Does she have limit to the amount days it can go on

>>105373920
She's drinking right now. But the official goal is like 7k more subs.

>>105373670
holy sexo

>>105373668
https://files.catbox.moe/ma9v1e.jpg

>>105374054
Not as far as i know

>>105374054
no, she’ll just stop it during twichcon for a quick (slow) vedal fuck and she’ll resume it after that

>>105373928
>>105373928
>>105373928

>>105374121
Fantastic

>>105373507
Kek

>>105373537
ellie is hot because of her status and her latent condescension /patronising that she hides