Thread 105367413

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◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
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◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated?] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
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◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepyCh
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◆【Remilia Nephys】https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
◆【Chisaka Airi】https://x.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
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◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
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◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
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◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
◆【Kaminari Clara】歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP) https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara
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◆【Sinon Sinfonia】https://x.com/SinonSinfonia | https://www.youtube.com/@SinonSinfonia | https://www.twitch.tv/sinonsinfonia
◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://www.youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://www.twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost
◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss_ | https://www.youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://www.twitch.tv/anyanyabyss
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Previous Thread: >>105357991

Sexaphone

nameless or gumbun:
who gives enthusiastic anal?

>>105367413 (OP)
I give this one 3 minutes

>>105367413 (OP)
Stinky pussy.

>>105367413 (OP)
So does Lumi like coomers or not?

last bread wasn't kirschefag they were mistaken.
Guess we can put this in the breadbox till later though

>>105367502
all women like coomer... money

>>105367470
probably, but it doesn't hurt to at least try
try to see if mods or jannies see the other one is sabotaged

JUGGET LOVE

>>105367413 (OP)
>cuck OP

when will this general become good?

>>105367550
cute

>>105367538
whoever posted it in the other thread is a dumbass

>>105367540
hey Jellyschizo haven't seen you in a while

>>105367502
I'm sure she thinks it's funny, but she wouldn't hang out with someone constantly talking about that. She also did ban that one guy during a 3D stream where he said her model was built for sin.

>>105367524
true he did fuck up but... i mean he copied the last thread without looking, if that one stays up someone will just do it again i've seen memory bakes introduce mistakes that stay for like 2 days

>no embeds.
>clara included.

Certified real bread

>>105367467
Nameless wants you to force it on her so she's better
gumbun has 50 oshis so her asshole is the loosest in all of vtubing

>>105367540
Cumbun gets a pass... But she has to do a halloween cosplay to get back in my good graces.

do we like rape here?

I need an eimi gf

>>105367578
i was just looking through the op for characters i can switch out when the last thread was baked. foiled again.

>>105367619
Yes.

>>105367630
catching myself bake with bad copies is what made me start keeping a local copy and just using that, which is why i kept reverting the links to be on separate lines

>>105367540
I don't care if gumbun is lefty, I'll ignore this because she's cute and I want to touch her butt

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>105367540
I jerked off to bunty's tits once, they are absolutely disgusting.

It's a shame she deleted her nudes profile

[Lumi News] She's scheduling a Mommy RP stream

>>105367695
so that's why she bought the breast milk

>>105367657
what does this mean? Why is loki there?

Jelly's ass status?

>>105367724
It's terminal I'm afraid

>>105367724
Gaped

>>105367695
I'd oshi lumi if she starting doing this

>>105367413 (OP)
Why does she like rubbing her stinky pussy in our faces? What's her problem?

>>105367790
Eastern Women will heal my wounds

>>105367596
did she talk about any more of her fetishes recently?

>>105367806
Just marking her territory.

>>105367619
Yes, but by rape I mean passionate rough sex. Not physical harm.

>>105367826
>you come back depressed from work
>she puts your head on her lap
>caresses your hair
>"everything's going to be alright"

Just give me a real mommy experience chuuba in saga

>>105367724
I'm in.

>>105367871
yes and then
https://litter.catbox.moe/v2ck84.webm

>For only he who is alive is in the right.
>Might is a fine thing, and useful for many purposes; for "one goes further with a handful of might than with a bagful of right."
>t. Kaminari Klara

Holding Lumi's cold hand

>>105367906
>1/10th Azn BWC-posting
Damn, that's actually sad, m8.

Damn, jelly fucking died live on stream

Phaser for this feel?

>>105368074
Pippa

>>105368074
Jelly and Lia

>>105367826
We don't tolerate race mixers here

>>105367413 (OP)
Lumi has a dirty pussy

>>105368152
I will be William Addams

>>105367413 (OP)
tabs

>>105368152
Shut up eva

>>105368152
Sorry but we all want to breed with asians here

what's a shikishi board

>>105368202
nameless is asian?

>>105368203
Query successful

A shikishi board is a type of traditional Japanese art board.

Here are the key concepts in simple words:

What it is: It's a rigid, square or rectangular board that is used for art. Think of it like a nice, small canvas or a sturdy piece of cardboard made specifically for artwork or writing.

How it's made: It has a front surface of high-quality Japanese paper (washi or similar art paper) laminated onto a hard backing, which makes it firm and durable.

The Look: They usually have a decorative gold border around the edges, which gives them a formal and elegant look.

Traditional Uses: Historically, they were used for:

Calligraphy: Beautiful handwriting of poems (like haiku).

Paintings: Small, detailed art pieces, often using ink (sumi-e) or watercolor.

Modern Uses: Today, they are very popular for:

Autographs/Sketches: Artists, especially those in the anime/manga industry or Virtual YouTubers, will often sign or draw quick sketches on these boards for fans at events. They are great for this because they are sturdy and easy to display.

Example:

Imagine you go to a convention, and a famous manga artist or a VTuber is doing a meet-and-greet. Instead of a piece of loose paper, you would likely hand them a shikishi board for them to draw a character or sign their name. The finished board, with the gold edge, looks like a framed, special keepsake.

>>105368152
I have a yellow fever. *achoo* and now you too

>>105368152
you wouldn't an ABG?

>>105368221
nameless is a phaser?

>>105368224
>reddit spacing

>>105368284
thats your issue with it?

>>105368152
I tolerate Dizzy the white boy lover

https://poal.me/j6nwsu
https://poal.me/j6nwsu
https://poal.me/j6nwsu

[Lumi News] She's FAT

this is the raunchiest chibi I've ever seen
why do they lewd the eeper so much

[Ember news] It's fucking over.

Everyone died. The end

>>105368319
She is an elf. That is what they are for.

>>105368319
elf racial passive

>>105368319
fangs

>>105368307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Is savescumming not allowed in nuzlocke runs?

Do you think Sinon can sing well? I mean she's a siren right?
Also this gen has made me realize that all vtuber designs are just Halloween costumes that they wear year round

>>105368440
Of course not anon it's supposed to be hard mode

>>105368440
the rules are something like you can only catch the first pokemon you encounter on that route and if a pokemon dies it's dead for good
I think you have to nickname your pokemon for emotional attachment too

[Lumi News] She ate 1800kcal yesterday

Good Evening /pcg/!
I wanna coast the entirety of Panko’s womb with my senen.
I hope you guys have a great day!

>>105368539
eating for two now

>>105368539
Big whoop. That's what I eat for dinner every day.

>>105368539
What a piggy.

>>105368577
>yfw the reason Lumi canceled her trip isn't because she got dumped, but because she is now pregante

Phase Connect sex tier list

>>105368578
congrats fatty didnt ask

>>105368200
>>105368202
>>105368243
>>105368301
I guess I have to fire up this old topic again

Mixed race children suffer from more health problems.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/

Race mixing leads to pairings of non-complementary traits.

A massively well-funded study of over 100,000 schoolchildren found that “Adolescents who identify themselves as mixed race are at higher health and behavior risk than those of 1 race.” Indeed, even when controlling for education, socioeconomic status, and other factors, there is an across-the board higher rate of health risks amongst mixed race adolescents than mono-racial adolescents.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/

One study found that White-Asian mixes had a 2x higher rate of being “diagnosed with a psychological disorder, such as anxiety, depression or substance abuse.”
https://archive.is/o1SNT

A study on Black-White mixes in agreement found that ”When it comes to engaging in risky/anti-social adolescent behavior, however, mixed race adolescents are stark outliers compared to both blacks and whites.” This holds true despite being raised in similar environments to mono-racial children.
https://archive.is/wpuED

Often race-deniers and Marxists will bring up Haldane’s rule, arguing that since races can mix and create fertile offspring, the genetic distance is not too great. Haldane’s rule is “when in the offspring of two different animal races one sex is absent, rare, or sterile, that sex is the heterogametic [XY] sex.”
http://www.nature.com/scitable/topicpage/haldane-s-rule-the-heterogametic-sex-1144

Although Black-White mixes are not sterile and males are not absent, males (the heterogametic sex) are more rare than females.
http://www.jstor.org/pss/1537084

So all the Airi menopause shit got me thinking. How old are the hags roughly? How long can they stream where I shouldn't be worried they may actually die childless and the jokes actually start to actually sting them?
Like they are 33 at most right? Because I have now been watching vtubers for like 5 years now and it's almost 2026, I have no idea where the time has gone, but this means anyone who was a hag when this kicked off from covid lockdowns is now in the end phase where it's now or never.

I'm starting to think I should support more cakes for their longevity. Obviously this goes beyong Phase, but realistically doesn't this mean a hag has a lifespan of at most 8 years? Unless you want a menhera depression arc.

>>105368730
None of them are close to menopause, even Clio has half a decade. It's a bit that's played up.

>>105368711
YES!
NOW TELL THEM ABOUT PER CAPITA

>decided to go on an hour long research session on v4m
>literally every single member vagueposts and complains on their PL, constant redebut fakeouts, and extreme normie/woman behavior.

This is why i'm glad Phase keeps a tighter leash on roommates than most corpos.

>>105368711
You can take your reddit soience and shove it up your ass
I'm still going to cum inside Dizzy

>>105368791
holy pickme

>>105368786
This may scare you but more and more women are having menopause in their early 30's now.

>>105368711
this is the interracial general

>>105368791
>heart-shaped cut mark

>>105368319
Guess you didn't see Airi's recent then

>>105368786
>Half a decade
Thats the point anon. I just realised I have been watching for that fucking long, we are now 2 months from 2026, effectively we are mote than haf way through the 2020s and I started in 2020.

>>105368809
> keeps a tighter leash on roommates
O rly?

>>105368867
oh well, what happens happens.

>>105368539
That's barely anything

>>105368828
>>105368791
Dizzy owns a shock collar and took the maximum setting on stream without even yelping, you could even hear the electrical interference buzzing in the mic

>>105368809
one phrase destroys this argument.
"yuni"

>>105368711
hi eva

>>105368830
wait what, really?

>>105368152
>we
kill yourself retard

>>105368846
She has more than one from other pics she posted

>>105368711
keep posting it Eva

>>105368830
Oh god
>While the average age of menopause is increasing, there is evidence that more women are experiencing premature or early menopause
>a rise in risk factors like obesity and smoking.
Oh thank fuck. Not my problem. Get a better oshi.

>>105368886
>>105368904
oh, right. I forgot about Pippa. Sorry, I don't give two shits about her so it slipped my mind.

>>105367595
I'm proud of OP, Good job.

>>105368711
bro I don't give a shit I just want to have SEX with a cute asian female

>>105368901
Hime did a karaoke stream waxing her pits, shock collar on max and even a labor simulator

Kindlings, (you)'ve just sent Ember back to the grinding mines for at least a dozen hours. She is SUFFERING because of YOU. Are you happy now?

>>105368830
I don't car

>>105368959
extremely

>>105368912
https://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/a64068108/young-women-menopause-symptoms-study/

>>105368901
Shock collars are for Dizzy not dogs.
If you were fucking her would the current pass through to you and zap your dick?

>>105368954
Why are so many Phase girls trained for abuse?

>>105368959
she can grind her mine up again my face if you get what I'm saying

>>105368959
>I get to spend more time with Ember
where's the problem?

>>105368711
>Uh pp-please don't fuck w-w-women! *sniffles* T-Think of the children!!!
Lol

>>105368959
She had to face the truth eventually.

>>105369010
No, the collar forms a closed circuit so the shock only passes through a small area.

>>105368959
What can Ember do and not be boring? Even the old stuff was boring.

>>105369003
Are you an actual femanon or do troons read womens magazines? I genuinely expected NCBI or some news site, not this.

>Ember raided Nyaru
Yep, she's phasing in.

>>105369003
I diagnose /pcg/ with early-onset menopause

>>105369076
Isn't Nyaru married to a federal agent

>>105369093
yeah, me

>>105369057
Do you read the menu, fat?

>>105369076
never ever

>>105369093
feds are cool now

Fat women good

>>105369135
>>105369140
Disgusting behavior

How come Lumi's just chatting streams are always so schizo?

>>105369135
Only ICE agents
Sorry but the FBI and ATF are still full of faggots

woah, a glowing post

>>105369165
see you in valhalla

>>105369163
It's so she doesn't have to be exposed to youtube chats opinions for too long.

>>105368809
phase doesn't keep a tighter leash on PLs, just V4 has always been shit

>>105368632
Good list

>>105369188
Him saying that with the deranged Indian wide eyed stare he has made it look like a fucking comedy sketch

>>105369165
Sign up so you can get closer to your Oshi, anon

>she's on her 3rd plate and you know she expects you to pay
What do you do?

>>105369165
>Only ICE agents
Bro, literally nobody likes those guys. BP dudes are cool, but ICE is full of bitches who do nothing but their gay little checkpoint jobs or do stupid shit inside the country. BP is where it's at and it's the first line of defense. It's also more selective, so you don't get retards getting in willy-nilly.

Jelly anus autograph stream at 100k right?

Test

>>105369330
is this a serious list
hina doesn't even stream lol

>>105369209
I can count on one hand the amount of active PLs in phase.
>Lia, Pippa, Jelly, Hime, Runie, Sleepy

The rest are either private or barely used.

>>105369330
>I will
Sorry Anon I already did, and will continue to do so.

>>105369345
Would it be possible to tattoo her butthole like they do the sidewall on a tire? Might also be worth it to spin her around and add some weights to the sides to balance her out, so you can spin her like a kebab when sticking it in.

>>105369304
Break out my wallet so long as I get to rub her belly after she's full

>>105369391
I know, but I liked watching her when she was streaming

>>105368711
ricecel, did you even read what you posted?
>In only 1 case (White/Asian) is the mixed-race group outside the range of its constituent races.
IT LITERALLY SAYS WMAF SUPERIORITY

it also says
>Black/Asian group and the Asian/American Indian group are omitted because they have cell sizes too small.
Hahahhaha go fuck yourself you drooling retard

How would Pippa react upon waking up to me having came on her feet while she slept?

>>105369330
>favourite
You're brown

>>105369304
Living in an apartment and rotmaxxing with Eber, and the only thing she wants is food? That's miles better than most women

>>105369474
Without looking at her youtube, name 1 good stream she did that wasn't the druggie ravewife or Oblivion

>>105369516
It's the bri*ish spelling

>>105369550
exactly, brown.

I would like to remind you that as a society we are one step closer to Battler in fortnite

>>105369614
What does that mean?

Willy rape

>>105369654
Mina

if you type cringe shit like this in chat you need to kys

>>105369445
dat ass a 111S

[Lumi news] She loves being white, it's so American

>>105369681
Physiognomy of that kind of chatter?

i wish tenma was streaming. i didnt get enough today.

Should I get Dominos or McDonalds?

>>105369805
neither you fat retard

>>105369805
its all goyslop

>>105369805
Dominoes is gross, do you not have a local pizza shop you could order from instead?

You now remember the Clio/Tenma Cuphead stream.

>>105369835
Its across the street and its cheap to do carry out.

>>105369805
both you fat retard

>>105369879
Tenma doesnt

>>105369907
based Alien princess, one way or another she will grow her army

>>105369913
What's the drunkest Tenma's ever been on stream?

>>105369823
>>105369907
I only weigh 125lb tho?

>>105369805
Dominos, I'm eating a large stuffed crust meatzza right now.

>>105369960
you are obese in mind not in body

>>105369960
cute

https://files.catbox.moe/8brb7a.mp4

AI videos are getting crazy, dog.

>>105369960
i have a large sausage you can eat
*unzip penis*

>>105369955
I dont know how many streams she has gotten proper drunk. Only cuphead, the disco elysium one and spelunky come to mind. All of them she is a cute mess.

>>105369972
FAT FUCK

>>105369805
You should cook at home, anon. I spent $8/day for all of my meals, and I'm lifting heavy and doing lots of cardio. Shit's pretty good. I decided to weebmax and eat like a Jap. Lost some weight, and kept most of my muscle, and I'm saving money that I can spend on merch and tickets to cons.

>>105370003
I know right?

>>105369960
Become my boywife

>>105370034
Meatzza is high protein for lifters you projecting fatfuck

I do not like Phase Connect but I have jerked off to some of the girls models
That is all

>>105370003
https://litter.catbox.moe/f2zgu1.mp4
ikr?

>>105370112
>I do not like Phase Connect
Why

>>105370107
HIGH PROTEIN DOESNT MEAN ITS GOOD FOR YOU.

>>105367467
which one will get nipples pierced?

>>105370129
It does it you lift, LIFT FATTY LIFT

>>105370122
God I wish that was Erina

>>105370060
This.
Eating healthy is NOT more expensive.
It is often cheaper. You just have to try.
It is a little bit more time consuming, unless you batch cook your meals.
You will save money and get fit if you lift.

If you're over 140 lb, you're overweight.

>>105370151
she does too

>>105370112
>Not having an emotionally fueled loving wank to your oshi's voice
Very low T

anyone live?

>>105370169
hellooo femanon

>>105370147
NO, THE MACROS ARE STILL FUCKED.

>>105370060
You can get some cheap mres on amazom right now. Like 75 bucks for 24 meals.

man where is shiina

>>105370183
I always have to mute Lumi or she ruins my orgasm

>>105370169
maybe if you are a manlet

>>105370188
phase friend nyaru is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EndWjLFgOvA
as is yuy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlHe28pbL30

>>105370221
bitch said 1 week maybe 2
stop cucking me!!!!!!

>AI calls out the sniper to warn lumi
>lumi runs out into the open anyway
>dies
>complains that there's a sniper
...

I am 75kg/185cm Aryan GOD

>>105370193
>Anyone I don't like is femanon.
>>105370228
Okay fatty.

>>105370210
recession hitting that bad huh?

>>105370003
https://files.catbox.moe/kwtboh.mp4
PFTF??

>>105367550
perfection

>>105370210
As someone currently in the military, anon, I have to say that MREs are fucking terrible for you. They're a shitton of calories with lots of salt and fat, and are to be put aside unless you have to carry your meals. If you have the means to do so, you should have hot chow. MREs are literally just because you can't get anything else. Also, did you not read the MRE shits story? That's fucking true, dude.

>>105370266
Mres aren't even bad? Its cheap and convenient.

>>105370221
>>105370253
hold on little one

>>105370286
bad list

>>105370256
This is how every business uses AI btw then blames it

>>105370261
So manlet confirmed lmao

>>105370286
>6 people in oshi

>>105370221
She's currently at my place putting Sad Bee on a high chair and pretending it's her child. I'm about to dump this bitch.

>>105367550
i need a fat jugget

>>105370286
you dont get to have six (6) oshis you whore

>>105370283
>people will see shitposts of this level and still insist that AI is bad
why can't people just have fun

>>105370164
Cooking is kinda fun. Put on a stream or some music in the background and you just lose yourself in it.

>>105370286
That's it, your going in the spreadsheet you fucking manwhore.

>>105370283
Wtf lmao

>>105370258
Gonna be honest with you chief, I don't watch Pippa and have no idea what her connection to the Michelin Man is.

>>105370221
Fell in the toilet. Flush, sad bee, flush!

>>105370360
>your

>>105370286
Are men... also whores???

>>105370305
I ain’t about that life. MREs out, chain pizza out, get me a local restaurant or I’ll cook myself. Life is too short to eat slop I don’t like the taste of and only get out of convenience.
>>105370261
With 140lbs/65kg would I look like a concentration camp survivor.

>>105370305
American mres are famously terrible for you to eat for prolonged periods of time

>>105370355
So is eating

>>105369397
phase has honor rules, no actual punishment besides pls understand, gives it a healthy mix of responsible behavior and occasional rule breaking but not too much

>>105370345
it's actually close to 12 (twelve), i only included phasers here

Any big booty twink liacons or bitos here?

>>105370355
Luv cooking
Ate dishes
Simple as

>>105370416
Is this ai or not. I can't even tell at this point

>>105370489
It's obviously AI, anon.

>>105370452
WHORE

rrat: one of the new talents has pic related as her model (Sakana bought it cheap)

>>105370489
It real, you can see crabs with their missing legs inside of the bao

>>105370519
wtf is that monstrosity?

>>105370489
my brain says AI but I cant pick out anything blatant in it.

>>105370427
Nah, prolonged periods of time being 2 weeks because modern MREs are so high in fibre they fuck American intestines up because of how lacking their usual diets are in it.

>>105370519
Bazzed

>>105370583
Character from Concord, arguably worse than ET for ATARI but good news, the devs are working on a new game in the hopes that it won't fail because of bigots

>>105369805
hope it's not ordering delivery
I go to kfc almost every saturday now to get my fill of slop
tried mcdeez for some time but it just doesn't hit the same

>>105370651
They also took away one of the funniest jokes I'd ever seen just because it wasn't "professional."

>"God damn it. "
-Sakana, CEO of Fish Connect

pftf?

>>105370704
Hopefully they spend $800m this time!

>>105370751
don't do this to me...

>>105370737
pretending like the leak wasn't planned
still delaying the debut for another 5 weeks

>>105370751
none of them

the 4xl starknights have some new competition

>>105370751
this kills me every time I open it and yet I still watch it until the end.

Clara should do a gfe stream when she returns

>>105370704
Concord could have been actually good if they exaggerated more and leaned into the SJW shit. It would have been a great comedy. Whenever something is divisive like that, it's best to exaggerate because the people that agree with you, will say "This but unironically." and the people that disagree with you will say "Obviously this is a joke."

>>105370253
that's the one thing she'll never stop doing

>>105370783
fatlings...

>>105370751
Everyone in Saga will be like this for about a month then never care again

>>105368786
lol lmao

>>105370651
This is what you get for eating fake cheese on fake bread with fake chocolate on dessert.
t. Euro

>>105370712 (me)
and dominos NL is not great imo
much prefer what dominos FR had (I'm a sucker for crème fraiche base and cheese) but it is what it is

>>105370783
I'm unironically being triggered by the pipe, they got everything wrong.

Sakana, I'll do what you're too afraid to do

>>105370751
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP POSTING THIS

>>105370796
>>105370770
>>105370776
Hey, dickheads, that shit goes away in most marriages. People stop trying and resentment builds. It is more likely than not that they hate each other at this point. Don't be too hard on yourselves. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Love yourself first.

>>105370751
They're brother and sister

>>105370062
Do you...have a link to this with sound?

>>105370898
they would never link these back to this thread

>>105370906
wow you are just so blackpilled and cynical man, we all gotta be just like you.

>>105370826
I trust Malice to say it and bring balance to chud connect

>>105370906
I never bought into the "I hate my wife" meme because my parents love each other still in old age like that.

>>105370751
Thank you for providing me my excuse to drink today

>>105370921
Even better

>>105370811
I have to agree, that's why blaxploitation movies are so great

>>105370892
It would be a shitty pipe that would clog up every time you use it.

>>105370921
do you think he's ever seen her butthole

>>105370751
when I go to work in the morning my heart melts because I have a little ritual where I open the front door and wait for my gf to wake up from the sound and ask me for a hug before I leave
it's the little thing that keeps me going every day

>>105370898
inb4 a numbermonkey gets sniped

>>105370751
>most women fail at this basic task

>>105370906
my wife is still happy to see me come home, she has a drink ready in the fridge and dinner on the stove

>>105371000
Same
I'm an unloveable incel freak though

>>105370892
bet you would pipesmoker

>>105370751
literally me coming home to jelly

>>105370751
Why do you post this why do you hate me.
What did I do to deserve this pain. why why why

>>105371060
must be nice...

>>105370783
cant unsee the ghost soi faces

Wait. Menopause is real and women actually can't get pregnant anymore after it happens?

>>105370954
I'm not blackpilled, but don't hate your life over not having a woman. That's fucking stupid. I have a gf. I'm probably going to marry her, but that doesn't mean I forgot that the first marriage didn't go so well and that if this one ends, I'll be fine. It's not the end of the world, and there are better things to look forward to.

>>105370261
Ideal weight is relative to height. If that seems like a heavy weight to you, it's because you're used to dealing in female weights and what's considered high or low for a woman. For most men that's fairly light to quite skinny if you're tall.

>>105371138
a blessing and a curse

>>105371000
my parents divorced and fucking hate each other
and I STILL dont buy into it, I've loved my oshi for years, I'm still excited every time I see her, I get butterflies every stream

Awawawawawawawawawa

>>105371138
Not with loser men, but with me? They get pregnant

>>105371188
uncensor hand starknight

>>105371188
>Jelly's final solution

>>105371188
cool gun but why did you have to post your two dicks with it

>>105371188
i can still see the fat under the pixels

>>105371000
Mine do too, bro, but that's not most marriages and you have to be prepared for that potential eventuality. Now, don't get me wrong, a lot of marriages get past that phase and go into the happy old couple that everyone looks at and thinks is cute, but that only happens if you're willing to go like a decade hating the person that sleeps next to you.

>>105371153
>Ideal weight is relative to height.
Height and build, you can be a tall lanklord with skinny shoulders and not justify the same weight as a broad shouldered built guy that#s shorter

>>105371029
It's practically unusable, can't be placed down, can't be held in your mouth, it would burn your hand, no tenon, etc.

>>105371153
Lumi needs to tell us her weight

>>105371188
Imagine how the recoil ripples through the 4xl starknights volume

>>105371248
in her head she's acting all seductive. in reality its this.

>>105371242
I'm not fat!

>>105371352
and likers aren't gay.

[Lumie News] She has 50-60 underwear because she didn't do laundry in grad school

>>105371409
She needs to sell me all those undies

Rape©

>>105371409
no wonder she has a stinky pussy

>>105371409
Its unfair that since she is a blonde women she would find a job at an engineering firm quick. No experience, no real jobs in years, but she is a pretty woman? Get in.

>>105371317
isn't it weird that the hottest Phase chuba is also the thirstiest? I would think it would be the opposite...

>>105371521
She inherited some crazy from her momma which scares off potential suitors

>>105371521
tenma has issues to put it lightly

>>105371489
being white is a minus for HR nowadays
the woman buff remains, but the most important part is being pretty (works more for women, but also counts for men)

>>105371409
lol i do the same, i have like 200 pair of socks, and like 100 shirts and 10 identical shorts
i just wash my shit once every 3 weeks

>>105371586
what are you doing with 400 socks in 3 weeks...

Are we really okay with some anon advocating violence against Clara in /pcg/? If so I'm going back to x to talk about phase connect

>>105371521
There's a reason she filtered all unicorns immediately. If you unicorn tenma it's your own fault lol

>>105371564
I always put put white then check the Hispanic/Latino modifier. They can't say anything and if they do I just say my grandmother is Cuban.

>>105371521
shes an annoying shallow cunt who thinks shes better than everybody around her
with her looks you dont become unmarried with no kids at 30 unless you cant keep a man around

>>105371564
my plan is to put nonbinary on my profile if I don't get a job when I'm done

>>105371634
Job applications over there ask that? Thats fucked up.

>>105371608
got 2 big baskets for dirty clothing, just throw it sorting by color and dont worry about it until i run out of space in it

>>105371409
Imagine the stank of all those panties that were never washed in all the years since she last used them

>>105371612
Who said anything about Clara

>>105371704
she clarified by saying she washed them but that 90% of them just sit there, even still it's not relevant because her pussy is always dirty

>>105371696
Yeah, you're options are white, nigger, or asian. If you select white they have a "Hispanic/Latino" modifier. Gotta hit those DEI quotas for Blackrock bux.

>>105371634
>>105371675
Fun fact!
This is functionally the same as the Maoist tactic of the 5 black categories (what you want less of) and the 5 red categories(what you want more of).

>>105371723
>you're
God dammit I am just going to Panko myself. I can't type.

>>105371648
How would you get all that from 10ma

>>105371723
What if I am hapa or mestizo?
Do they even take their racism seriously or is it just a crude cudgel?

>>105370283
holy shit

>>105371784
There is a mongrel option as well for mulattos and hapas

>>105371738
the bait and switch is that I won't act differently at all and everyone will feel empowered and impressed by how easy I am to work with

>>105371648
probably doesnt help that she doesnt seem to have great taste in men. her ex proposed after only a few months and tried to kill her then himself when she said no.

>>105370283
Ai is the best thing to ever happen for shitposting

>>105370283
I look like that and act like this.

Are Slavs considered white in US or can I claim oppression benefits too

>>105371775
how would i get anything other?
every time i listen to her shes insulting someone or getting angry over normal shit people say

>>105370283
Panko or Jelly 100%

>>105371865
even spics are considered white if you're pale/diluted enough, I even hear people call Hasan white

>>105370283
BASED

I miss Pippa

>>105370283
Can we have a version of this but with Clara flying instead?

>>105371905
You know she was smiling to herself the entire time knowing what she was doing.

>>105371874
I think you might be autistic

>>105371865
Are you Ukrainian? Then yes, you can get oppression points.
Anything else, you're considered a filthy colonizing whitoid.

>>105370751
Plot twist, they're brother and sister

>>105371865
for the average burger yeah
but no, slavs aren't white

>Pippa bought size S for her Nimi merch
Not like this architect bros....

>>105371968
Boer too the way I hear it

>>105371953
a meme about this clip is currently trending on instagram
Panko should unironically multistream there at some point

>>105371968
Unless you are being or have been murdered by a darkie in which case you deserved it for being racist by existing

>>105372002
Why not

>>105371963
no shit, we all are
nobody normal simps for vtubers
that or everybody here is indian

Someone is upset at the McClussy jokes

>>105372062
Nah, Boer's are guilty of the crime of being white in Africa. Therefore, they deseve anything bad that ever happens to them, according to certain "people".

>>105372063
need details

>>105372099
Cmon now tenma I usually understand but no one was saying it was bad lol

uh...
knowing that Tenma is actually pretty makes her physique rating streams significantly better ngl

>>105372099
Tenma is upset people don't understand the reference from a movie that came out 16 years ago

>>105372099
woman moment. If she was a man, she would kill herself long time ago

>>105372099
Tenma why

>>105372132
she's actually super pretty if those pics are real. I thought she'd be a little gremlin irl too

>>105372107
I consider refugee status and gibs to outweigh any vibe-check

>>105372111
Panko is very popular over there

>>105372133
why do you do this to me. I remember watching it in the cinema with friends from hs i dont see anymore.

>>105372176
and that is the rational thing to do if you are white and escaping fucking Africa

>>105372083
>nobody normal simps for vtubers
You need to spend more time outside of /pcg/ If you believe this, vtubing is normiecore now.

>>105372213
kek

Okay but these are some banger tweets

>>105372210
As long as we can bomb their nuclear programs unironically git and leave them to create communist Wakanda or whatever it is they're trying to do. The entire continent.

>>105372060
She's going to become bulimic again to fit in it

>>105372259
ran ran ruuuu

>>105372259
angry Tenma comes up with some excellent tweets

>>105372172
my reaction when i saw filian and dizzy
filian especially with how much of a tomboy she is on stream, only to see this girly small chick

>>105372060
can you imagine if Pippa actually lifted behind our backs all this time and her ass getting bigger was just her getting fit?

>>105372324
It would've been good, but she's a lazy fuck

I hope mins came back and did some designs for Saga

>>105372220
>normiecore
i know nobody irl who watches them
and even "biggest" vtubers on twitch like ironlung dont make it into top 100

>>105372205
Return of the King is an older movie now than Rambo: First Blood was when Return of the King was in theaters

Gumbun if you're reading this go to phasecon in Fuura Yuri cosplay or no balls

>>105372099
But Tenma, all women are clowns

saw this in lig and thought it was cute

>>105372071
too much mongoloid in them

when's uruka going to collab with panpiano again

>>105372429
I can completely understand that she would say this.

>>105372427
We got liggas itt...

>>105372449
After the collab ban is lifted around a month or so after Sinfonia debuts.

>>105372449
again?!
uruka is making it

>>105372449
Nice airbrush filter

>>105372429
honestly, not as kino without his shouting in the middle of the song

>>105372449
Panpiano is like the best example of how to succeed as a woman, being skilled at something is only half the battle, the other half is whoring yourself out. For men it's being skilled and resisting the urge to off yourself.

>>105372429
Is this real??

>>105372449
Ricecels tell me not to do it but what the fuck am I supposed to do about it?

>>105372500
Yep, she was going for an hour before management managed to shut the stream down.

>>105372060
You guys told me Pippa was fat

>>105372429
this is such a jam

The panko hold the phase record for most n words

>>105372505
https://x.com/panpianoatelier/status/1950882597636391380
She encourages it.

>>105372531
she is skinnyfat and in the last year she has gained some weight, but she probably will lose it since her lifestyle created her skinnyfat ass in the first place

>>105372546
>the
Idk how it turned into that from "does" but now its a true statement

>>105372531
People who were thin most of their lives can lose fat way faster than fatties

>>105370751
Me and Eber

>>105372559
It really do be like this huh?

I miss clara

>>105372619
>white women
ew

>>105372531
gay men and femanons waaaaayyyy overhyped how much pippa took on weight just off of one handcam, we've known for a long time that pippa is just built like KCD town woman npc but she's not actually fat

is saying cookie shiina's new autistic obsession?
will she get bored of it eventually like she did with sad bee?

>>105372650
t.

>>105372571
>some
Brother it looked like she gained 30 pounds between garden streams and gundam building streams just 6 months apart.

>>105372650
>t. CCP bot

Bunny Garden Runie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxs3v1aEKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxs3v1aEKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxs3v1aEKU

>>105372668
he's not wrong

>>105372685
I can cut 30 pounds in like 3 months

sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxs3v1aEKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxs3v1aEKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxs3v1aEKU

>>105372429
saw this one trending on IG aswell

>>105372668
he was banned for speaking truth to power...

>>105372667
yes
her motivation to keep it up is that chat said she will drop it quickly, lets see if that works.

Runie plays the sequel to the hit game Bunny Garden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxs3v1aEKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxs3v1aEKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDxs3v1aEKU

*Phases in*
You'd mark the fuck out.

>>105372668
>>105372700
>the one nig that isn't being creepy about white women
it's good actually

>>105372794
literally who?

>>105372668
>asian
>indian
hmm

why don't fatties just not eat?
presumably if you just starved yourself for a few weeks then you would lose a considerable amount of weight

>>105372825
Mostly lose muscle and some fat

>>105372825
crash diets dont work. you need to change your eating habits over the long term to not only lose the weight but keep it off.

>>105372848
With the caveat that they lose a lot of visceral fat at first which is a very good thing

>>105371648
>shes an annoying shallow cunt who thinks shes better than everybody around her
I once ended an argument when some faggot at work said, "Oh, I guess anon just thinks he's better than us, huh?" And I retorted with "I'm better than most people, and especially" My black bro was doing that jigaboo giggle behind me because this fucking non-critical bitch was trying to tell me how to do my job.
If Tenma is that kind of person, I would very much like her to be on my team. I don't want people who don't think they're better than the average person. I want people who know they're fucking better at most things. If you think that's "bitchy" behavior, then that just means you should go to Pippa's stream.

>>105372825
if you're not careful you die.
Also your body holds onto fat for dear life if it thinks you're starving, it's better to cut down on calorie intake and exercise.
Starving also doesn't feel very good, it makes you lethargic and it's painful.
But mostly you die or get hurt someway if you're not careful.

>edit vtuber wiki with current activities that are going on
>some autistic faggot with 32000 revisions reverts it the next day
>doesn't even have a gay little title like "wiki mod" he's just a fat retard who spends all his time autistically reverting shit
Uh sorry, wasn't the point of wikis that people can contribute info and not have one weirdo monopolize it? Especially when he doesn't even appear to be a mod, just a really dedicated dweeb.

>>105372825
it's usually a mental thing and comes from a lot of abuse, like with kirsche we know it's from her childhood where she ends up having raped behaviour and sucking on bottles of ketchup and batteries like the class retard while going 0 to 100 smoking in dirty bongs and schizoing out about people on discord and wanting to crush all those thinner than her

alright, what are we doing about next thread

When will Uruka start being a whore?

>>105372939
what the fuck are you talking about

>>105372953
It's page 8.
And also bake properly

>>105372963
ururka should sit on my face

>>105372794
>mark the fuck out.
I know who you are.

>>105372963
soon, chat is slowly encouraging her.
But tbqh I don't really care either way I'm here for music content.

>>105372848
>>105372936
People who have weight-loss surgery consume <400 calories a day for several weeks and <1200 for upwards of a year, the dangers are massively overstated, you just gotta eat protein and drink plenty of water to flush your kidneys.

>>105372493
Anon, Panpiano was already successful with just the music. She gets off to being an exhibitionist. That's not like a thing she's forced to do for money. She would do that even if she was making no money and just getting positive comments. She's in it for the love of the game, dawg.

>>105372936
I water fasted for 3 weeks and talked about it here, there was no pain or even really hunger. I was a little weak but not really tired. I slept great. I stopped because I started struggling to do anything without dropping things.

>>105373006
<400 calories is not "starving"

>>105372810
20k CCV big dawlg THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU.

>>105372947
Sounds like a good source to get my opinions and news from

>>105373019
so true
and that's a good thing
prevents stagnation

>>105373043
um ok

>>105373019
pico is so right about this

>>105372825
Muscle goes first, there's also a difference between reducing the size of your fat cells and actually getting rid of them. It's actually only theorized because of how long it takes but if you go by the time it takes to regenerate the cells in your body it's 7-10 years and ~50% longer if you're a smoker. But fat cell count is said to remain constant throughout adulthood and pretty much set in stone by the time you are 11 or 13 years old.

>>105373031
>I felt great, just some minor brain damage
Ok fatkngiht

Pippa has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

>>105373031
Anon you were dying.

Who is the person at the top?

>>105373072
NTA
but I wanna add that your hunger hormone scales with the amount of fat cells

Rubutt

>>105372967
Editing a vtuber wiki page with current information, twiple cited to their current activities on their profile, then having those edits reverted by a jobless neet whose 'job' is editing 32000 wiki pages apparently.

bunny girl Runie hand holding and more
https://files.catbox.moe/oclu8e.jpg

>>105373047
she will save us all one day
I hope to tell my grandchildren about all the broken itashas and their sacrifice to save Idolcorpo-christian culture

>>105373121
looks like one of the encryption gods to me

why is this guy so obsessed with kirsche?

New mew new
>>105372941
>>105372941
>>105372941

>>105373133
ok but why

>>105373121
>Did you see it?

>>105373106
What was it that he called Pippa? Silly butt or something? He was so cool

>>105373127
Yeah that's why Ozempic is a game changer
>just willpower it bro
I don't think people understand how much power your brain has when it tries to convince you it's dying

>>105373177
Did you really have to revert the OP?

Panko's Pink nipples..

>>105373191
2 ghosts

>>105373215
And what happens when you get off it? That weight is going to come straight back when you slip into old habits. Slow and steady is the best way to do it.

>>105373179
Because I thought we could edit wiki articles for phase girls with current information if they're out of date, but some faggot keeps reverting my edits so the article remains out of date/quoting shit from 2023 as the most recent entry, because he is an autistic faggot.

>>105372933
you sound like a simp
if i knew her irl sure as fuck i wouldnt talk to her, i know women who arent bipolar twats, rather have them complain about dumb shit i dont care about, at lest they are nice

>>105372685
I'm just glad she isn't all skin and bones like she used to be

>>105373177
why did you remove the new gen

>>105373215
I could still do it, but I am a bit of a freak in the sense that my focus is all over the place, but can go blast through things (ice baths with the breathing hack, long fasting periods, etc.)
I also have high pain tolerance, but am a total bitch when it comes to touching my eyes or throwing up (I shake and shit)
I don't get my nervous system

>>105373107
>>105373031
weak little starknight, vulnerable to big strong men.

>>105373279
As a life long fat fuck that's becoming less fat I can attest to this. Permanent change in your habits is the only proper solution.

>>105373316
On the bright side, theoretically it should be way harder for you to gain weight again after 10 years

>>105373282
Tenma is the type to be my friend IRL. All my friends are like that. It's also the reason (You) have no friends, anon.

>>105373177
>>105373258
Still page 9...
>>105373289
Yuri schizoing out again.

>>105373219
Yes now go fuck yourself anti

>>105373316
I mean, ozempic helps getting there in the first place.
Still, it would be best to wait a couple of years. Let the "early adopters" (beta testers, desperate retards) do it for a while.

>>105373380
what the fuck am i supposed to do here when you guys spam that shit out before i can even try

>>105372685
Garden streams?

>>105373389
Using the new OP doesnt make you an anti.

>>105372939
i tried editing wiki on shit im very knowledgeable about, some fag came in, reverted it, wrote not relevant in comment, partially locked entry
what a waste of time

as for vtuber wiki, im shocked how out of date most of it is

>>105373428
It removes Clara to get her characters for some cosmetic bullshit

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>105373485
No it doesnt. Use the one from here you dummy. >>105350123

>>105373034
Shut up Lumi

What are (your) honest thoughts regarding Runie Ruse?

>>105373106
No

>>105373608
Succubus

>>105373608
rufeet

>>105373608
saggy boobs

>>105373104
No, it wasn't that bad. As soon as something bad happened I broke it off immediately. The change in your sense of taste is crazy and I would kinda recommend doing it. It took me about a week to get it and the internet says it takes 5 days. Taste improves in general but especially your sensitivity to sweetness goes way up, so even mid sugarfree tea tastes incredible.

The sleep during a fast really is good, and most of the negatives seem to be imaginary and don't happen if you don't believe in them. I would not recommend ever doing this with a job or with exercise but for the unemployed or vacationers it's pretty interesting. Fatties therefore probably should try it out, if for no other reason than to eliminate any fear of hunger.

>>105373608
I like her

since we're still having schizo bakes here's the real thread
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>>105373707
I do like me some saggers.

>>105371972
They're happy thats all that matters to me.