Thread 105385888

ϟ Lia Liker's Secret Clubhouse ϟ

>NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Secret Twitter: https://x.com/wiawi_a
Schedule: International break

ϟ Next time on Lia ϟ
>Lia is on international break

ϟ Previously on Lia ϟ
>twitter space
https://gofile.io/d/PUTvQS
>making fun of fats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if10aB_veK8
>tactical genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E5nmVUUr4c
>origins EN repo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj2vjwDy9_o
>Liacons VS Starknights, fatty gets owned edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFEyDHeQ9qs
>spooky game before leaving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qHRlgLosvs

ϟ Current Events ϟ
>Soon™
https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1970663110135722319
>STREAM GLAMOUR+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OCnjegK7L4
>STREAM CONFESSION OF A ROTTEN LIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JtlyS69SwY

ϟ Teen Idol Sensation ϟ
>Vtuber Awards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2pK-g-UAWI
>Anime NYC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PKxPSiOmSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGIdCpB7uiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcTqrDviIs
>The OriginS of Stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oZKcGFJoN8
>Nikke 2.5 Anniversary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb4e7kYxSDA

ϟ Lia For Sale ϟ
>Marketable Lia Plushie WOW!!
https://hinatsukki.bigcartel.com/product/tenma-lia-plushie
>Chibi Lia daki pillow and daki pillow keychin OMG!
https://kohibean.bigcartel.com/product/phase-connect-chibi-dakimakura-pillows
https://www.capippalisttradeguild.com/product/9in-dakimakura-keychain-furry-lia/287
>Lia shirts WTF!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1703389308/lia-pocket-t-shirt
https://hinatsukki.bigcartel.com/product/liapockettshirt
https://www.imperialbdu.com/en-us/products/lia-juicejack-me-t-shirt?variant=48652510822675
>Lia is in a real TCG!
https://oshipush.com/shop-2/
>Charms, Pins, Stands, Patches, Stickers, Happi & Prints!
https://luwud.com/products/phase-connect-rubber-keychains?variant=48437521645861
https://luwud.com/products/pc-lia-11x17-print-iridecent-foil
https://vassociates.net/products/preorder-unofficial-ashelia-rinkou-happi
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1857002240/preorder-phase-connect-holoen-indie
https://534studios.com/store/p/phase-connect-standees-newcie
https://genieart.bigcartel.com/product/enamel-pins-phase-connect
https://genieart.bigcartel.com/product/charms-phase-connect
https://www.minsgraph.store/product-page/phase-connect-lia-acrylic-keycharm-preorder?currency=USD
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/minsgraph/
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1624930224/phase-connect-enamel-pins
https://kohibean.bigcartel.com/product/pippa-chibi-standee
https://spoonillust.com/products/phase-connect-charm-pre-order-2?variant=45648495247460
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1802171532/preorder-phase-connect-and-indie-vtuber
https://concon.shop/products/phase-connect-die-cut-mini-sticker-1?variant=45490832933038
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1878909317/lia-from-phase-connect-commission-art
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1821427226/phase-connect-acrylic-keychains
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1891162883/1st-cyber-warfare-division-liacons
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1853307961/phase-connect-acrylic-charms-vol-1
https://www.capippalisttradeguild.com/product/13x19-print-the-streamer-formerly-known-as-ashelia-denied-art-/70
https://www.etsy.com/listing/4315715246/phase-connect-acrylic-keychain
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1659547819/25in-phase-connect-talents-keychain
https://merch.kawaentertainment.com/products/pc-pixel-keychains
>Free Lia 3D model! Yes, FREE!!!!
https://ko-fi.com/s/409b01b34f
>BUY THE LIA COFFEE
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee/products/black-coffee-ashelia-rinkou-custom-roast


ϟ Other useful links ϟ
>New to Lia and are looking for VOD suggestions?
https://rentry.org/LiaLikerVault
>Free Lia desktop assistant!
https://mega.nz/folder/JrtjCbhD#qZoHWqnoa8Qztf84Qlvq3Q
>Cytube channel:
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse (replace DOT with .)
>Divegrass team:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//lia/

Remember to only love Lia, and never watch other girls. Only Lia will ever love you. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Previous Thread: >>105331969

well now my dick is hard cause of Larry

Larry say gex

>>105386203
>classic case of two glued fingers
I will take one point away for this
9/10

>>105386251
It's because I came on her left hand, the other one is stuck together from her fingering herself.
Both cases were 2 weeks ago.

>>105386806
ya being dishonest

Has there been confirmation of the color of Lia’s asshole?

>>105386920
Yeah it's >’____

>>105386868
Of course not. This was a definitely real and documented fact, that picture is proof of it.

>>105386203
Amazing

nini

gn freaks and geeks

Gays out!

>>105390707
Straight likers rise up. There's nothing weird about applying sunscreen to your little sister by the way.

>>105390836
I need to be sure to be thorough when applying it, don't want her to get skin cancer.
Every single bit of her must be covered.

>>105385888 (OP)
Checked

Am I a whore if I jerk off to Eimi or Larry instead of Lia?

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>105395074
I really wanna make Larry my boywife

>hear knock in the middle of the night
>check camera
>see this
What do?

>>105397041
Ensure that footage of my impending unsolved murder is somehow uploaded to the vault.

>>105397041
Scream

>>105385646
i'm sorry I jorked it a fell asleep :/

>>105397824
woodland Wia

>>105397428
>giving your location away to Lia just as she's about to breach your door
RIP

>>105397041
*blocks your path*

I bet Rinmama has a She Shed

>>105398013
The pool supply closet?

>>105387967
22-2777733-3

>>105397041
[reply redacted because this is a blue board]

I think Lia should “off collab” with Eimi

i miss lia

>>105399238
>“
>”

lia is such a token white girl

Lia should get a loli model, she has the brattiness to pull it off

>>105399674
Definitely.
It should be even more punk like, and gold PVC

>>105399674
It would be very cute and funny.

Page 8toe

page cherry may toe

Lia protege Min Morto is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpr4mk5VuDM

>>105400919
seems groomable

you guys down for army of darkness at 7?

>>105400919
>Min Morto
>Rinmouto

>>105402083
Kung Fu Hustle

>>105402494
this is dumb enough that I actually kinda believe it

>>105402617
army of darkness is a liaschizo request so if he doesn't show up we can be chinese

First time poster, just wanted to say Lia has a cute butt

>>105402884
how did you know?

What if Lia inherited Rinmama's ass genes?

>>105403218
>what if
He doesn’t know…

>>105403218
that's the hot cheeto Lia timeline

>>105403406
nigger >’

>>105402687
i lied im busy tonight save it plz

>>105403435
Lia should get a deep tan (with tanlines) and do an inordinate amount of squats tbdesu.

>>105403904
that's illegal

>>105403904
that's kinda gay

>>105403904
she did the squats on opposite day oops

>>105404063
You’re right, it would be hotter if she had a little bulge poking through her exercise shorts

>>105404207
bulges in bloomers are peak

>>105404116
Why is she wearing clothes in the shower? Is she stupid?

>>105404116
>>105399971
>>105390836
>>105386203

>>105404595
why didn't I listen to the warning....

>>105404632
hope you're not in a library or something

>>105404856
I love this

>>105404856
You can choose only one

>>105404915
Idol Lia with the stompers

since the movie requesters are MIA we'll take the night off. about time I pick up my skyrim save before I forget about it and start a fresh one next time I get the urge to replay it in 2 years

>>105405218
based, hope you have fun

>>105405000
I want Lia to stomp on my balls

>>105406456
gross pervert

what if instead of japanese and peurtorican Lia was chinese and italian and sold fake watches on tiktok

>>105404763
Purin is better cunny than muyu imo

Also who is larry

>>105411849
gay sex icon

>>105411849
God's gift

>>105411849
mid bussy

>>105411849
You'll have an uncontrollable urge to make him your boywife and get him mpreg

>>105412952
whats that

>>105413181
A very fun time.

>>105413181
put your mouth on it and guess

any lia

I think anon should do more sloppa of femboy Lia desu

First chris chan mention in over 2 years
https://x.com/wiawi_a/status/1977203852681396721

so when is she coming back?

>>105414794
>chria
someone panko post this lass

>>105416554
he wrote chris tho

>>105416595
u dumb

page eito

I just wanna lick loLias bhole until she squirts/pees on my face and lets out a high note

>>105418240
Lewd.

I want to join a ham(male) in bed....
I want Lia to puke on my shoes....

>>105418842
Hams aren't real

>>105418878
you don't know that

>>105418893
You're crazy brah

will lia and marimari_en meet, or will they forever and always just be 2 ships crossing in the night?

hawk tuah

Tonight I will goon to Lia

>>105419702
keep us posted, let us know if you need help

hello lia from phase connect
its that retard who makes liveries for lia and may post fred durst on fridays
please watch liker n liacon race again for /vgtc/
tldr assetto corsa divegrass
more info https://fixvx.com/VTRP_racing/status/1977195220170056119

444 5554445533 5554442

i need to get molested sexy older women

>>105424062
gms

>>105424062
why should they molest you? lets see your resume

>>105424079
i'm not saying shit

>>105424151
do you know how many sexy young lads want Rinmama to molest them? you need to put in an application brah

>>105414013
Does it have sweet candy inside?

>>105424401
yummy sweet vanilla cream~

>>105412952
I'd love to see this animated

https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1977341078207676691
wia space

Lia just casually walking in to Kabukicho again
wew

Lia, just have sex with Rurumi

Who is even in Japan right now anyway?
I've been so busy I've barely been catching up on streams, and I'm just about to go on holiday tomorrow.

Fucking hell why is Twitter Spaces so fucking buggy now? What did the retards do?

>>105425252
more h1b1 visas

That guy that asked Lia for her Instagram at McDonalds?
Me.

After getting kicked from the Space for the 15th fucking time, I'm calling it.
Hope someone is archiving it.
I would genuinely torture Twitter developers.

>>105425763
same, its getting tiresome

>>105425544
can't listen to the space I missed 30m ill just wait for the archive or ill go Yippiee mode, BUT just wanna say:
>be literally the cutest girl in the entire universe
>have the best smelling Itty bitty cheeks of all time
>an A cup angel with a chest so deliciously flat dirty ojisans cry from their eyes, drool from their mouth, and leak from their dick
>somehow insecure
I just want Lia to know she has the perfect butt and see her brag about it uglier fatter girls while they seethe :(

>>105425855
I want to massage her little tiny butt and tell her everything will be okay
And get her a big Vivi plushie to cuddle and drink from her sippy energy drink

MY MAINGO

undercut or die nigga

i wanna slap some liker's dumplings

i miss lia

Lia racing on the vt league cytube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZLrT68gQ0w
we live but i'll be listening with lia's audio on

i want some fuchs

fuck

I am tired and bored.
Bye bye.

to those who watched, thanks for joining in

>>105428078
Thanks for making the car

>>105428228
thanks but this clubhouse also took part in ways too! can't just take the credit all my own.

>>105424194
source?

>>105427228
Twitter hate

I want a Lia wife and an Eimi concubine

man I love pickles imagine if Lia was a pickle

god damn, this woman misses her yapping

any Lia

>>105432574
I bet Lia has used a pickle.
Probably even a carrot. Carrots felt nice

This trip has really killed the thread
Has all the travel finally demolished the clubhouse?

I just miss Miss Lia is all

>>105436432
I just woke up and it's 5pm + it has felt like we are missing an anon for the past couple days

>>105432671
>2 hours of phone voice Wia
dear lord

Just wanted to let you guys know that Lia is my girlfriend.

Lia is my retarded teenage bride

why board fast?

Why does my special area feel funny when I see Lia?

your little guy likes Lia

>>105437850
anon I think you might have cooties

>>105436432
She has traveled a lot this year for sure.
Really dating back to last year.

>>105436432
this trip isn't long or causing fans to get upset like some have. I think 1 or 2 anons are using that to get a break, it's been slow the past couple days but nobodys grumpy or depressed morale seems fine

>>105438276
It will be long. It will probably be 10 days between streams

>>105438409
we have gotten 2 twitter spaces tho. no trip will ever feel that long or that bad to me after living through the start of Lias black tar MMO heroin addiction

why'd you delete that post

cause I can

good on you, exercising your rights as an American patriot.

Lia's coochie so nice you gotta smell it twice

listening to the tiwtter space
>had dinner with this phase girl
>this phase girl i am with
>i shipped eito merch to this phase girl and was able to pick it up from her
so somebody in gen4 lives in japan otherwise she would have just said who it was

>>105439011
imagine....

>>105439011
was prob eimi

>>105438276
>>105436432
I made a completely avoidable mistake with no serious consequences and have been drinking myself sick for the past two weeks but I still like Lia and you lot of reprobate degenerates. I hope you all get bonuses this year.

>>105439240
>bonuses
haha very funny steven

>>105439240
drink water

>>105439270
the beer he's drinking is probably healthier than soda at least

ideal Lia body type desu

>>105439502
Why did you post muyu

do little brown girl cows make chocolate milk? is japanese girl milk 2% reduced fat?

>>105385888 (OP)
Just heard on X that Pippa was involved in a serious accident and is in critical condition send your prayers #pray4pippa

>>105439703
I dun beleeb it

>>105439773
men

>>105439836
If only

Wilhelmina Frost
Anya Nyabyss
Malice Evermore
Nitya Nil
Sinon Sinfonia
Bibi Biscuit

which one of these are Lia's frens

>>105439890
>Anya Nyabyss
this one.
her and lia are Phase Puerto Rico

>>105439413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xCGz8rc-HY

>>105439890
>Anya Nyabyss
they better cover despascito unironically
>Bibi Biscuit
this is gonna be a brit and Lia will never speak to them because she is a patriot

>>105439890
im still waiting for lia to work with the last gen that debuted

>>105440123
is she a fucking joke to you? why do you hate eimi?

>>105440143
anon euphoria was 2 gens ago...

this is phase's 8th gen
>origins (june 2021)
>invaders (april 2022)
>alias (july 2022)
>wish (may 2023)
>euphoria (december 2023)
>kaleido (january 2024)
>quest (may 2025)
>saga (october 2025)

the japanese and vtubers fish bought with his chinese bloodmoney don't count desu

>>105440232
they count
lia will have literally seen 36 vtubers debut after her in phase connect

completely off topic but this is what the clubhouse feels like sometimes (good thing)

>>105439890
>>105439947
Where the fuck did this come from? Are you telling me that the Fish Headed Man "Kevin" HayCHDosNaught SUCKUNA has recruited illustrious GeoPolitical World Leader Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu (MI6 Codename: Biscuit) Into his Babylonian Sex Cult Coffee Company Vtuber Social Media Empire to bring about the Final Construction Of The Third Temple?

I knew Lia doing those Idol Corp collabos were bad news....

>>105440524
so you're saying he was right?

>>105440567
Would we be posting on 4chan.org if he was wrong?

>>105440655
no we'd be here

there's gotta be a simulation where steven has a full head of hair

>>105438117
This is still one of my favourite images
>>105439011
The "Phase girl" could be multiple different people.
I dunno, I'd need to listen to it again, I was too busy being pissed off by multiple disconnects.
Tomorrow me can do that

>>105440768
it goes pretty hard desu

>>105440768
she later confirmed it was a gen4 girl
also said she didn't know mari was in japan at the same time and wishes they could have met etc etc

thinkin about that kwanza karaoke Lia still owes us

>>105439947
If Lia and Anya aren't already forming a Phase LatinX side group when shit like A/LURE and KaBing exists, then they are doing it wrong and misunderstood the assignment

>>105442548
lia don't even know where puerto rico is on the map

>>105443463
she doesn't even know where california is on a map so what?

Lia should talk about her armpits more.

Wia and Wikers are like the "you aight white boy you cool" meme but for fags and fujos

>W
You're not a ham

Lia should be capitalized even if it's Wia

ion fw ham

need chubby chinese gf

ham fws you

i hope we get that runie ruse collab i was looking forward to it

runies model haste tastefully big tits. I can respect that.

RRSB

>>105445965
english, please

you won't believe it. Lia friend hime overslept again so Lia friend and phase comfort woman Airi is calling Lia friend Hime until she picks up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTpn6khzgIM

LIA OUTFIT
ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT
https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1977568781452161149

>>105445679
oi, fagatron, big news
https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1977581050026246614

I miss anon

im taking refuge here from the schizos hello gaybois

>>105449174
henlo and welcum <3

>>105449317
why did this chick do covid

>>105449371
revenge for 9/11

>>105449397
the chinese are jewish!?!?!?

lia should stream on twitch

Lia should do a liquor slam and then lob the empty bottle at my head.

>>105449594
nigger

>>105449760
stop signing your posts

>>105449594
nigger

gimme something to tug to

I want it to be known I never gave up on the lepr infact she was a catalyst for a lot of my realizations about Lia.

>>105452831
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733777333-332228444666-66

>>105445457
do ham really tho

good god i wanna fuck hime

>>105437850
Lia is not dizzy

I exist.

>>105453932
https://litter.catbox.moe/kfh3h2tpykdd12dj.webm

It's blue, like you.

>>105454369
lol ur bald

>>105454369
https://files.catbox.moe/wze0l0.webm

toot

>>105454369
God man, Jelly monkey is the cutest fucking thing, my heart

>>105454675
Based litterbox hater

>>105454804
unfaithful men get punished btw

happy Lia had a fun at the concert

steven more like gumi haha lol

What is up Likernation? ! It's me your deadbeat manager! There's going to be a divegrass event in November which you can collab with another vtl team to become one big team. Would you guys want to play in this one and if yes, which team would you guys want to collab with? More info here https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_eXpo

https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1977703548268769508
new outfit on halloween boys

*

>>105456065
this is a really cool idea I just have no clue who our tag team should be

>>105456065
i am in divegrass fatigue

>>105458369
do you really? it's probably just because we got mollywhopped

>>105456134
they kind of fucked her by cold announcing it on a random calendar
oh well she could have announced it on stream if she wasn't out on her 10th trip this year so whatever

>>105458369
to be honest with you i am too. maybe that's why we performed so badly last league. it's fine with me if you guys want to sit this one out cuz there will be a bunch of other divegrass events coming too. Divegrass Before Christmas on December and Unity Cup on January

>>105459022
I would be fine with us skipping this friendly and unity cup.
the christmas one was fun tho so long as we an sign up normally and no more pcmx

>>105459067
yeah I'll sign up /lia/ this time for DBC. last time it was because they limited the number of /vt/ leagues team that could participate so i wanted to give them a slot. now im going in no mercy

>>105459022
homestuck femanon if at any point you feel like your head isn't in the game and you dont feel like doing tactics/testing, dont be afraid to take a step back and be caretaker and let auto tactics take the wheel

>>105459293
thank you for thinking about me but I dont think I will ever let the team's fate be relied on a gacha roll. if there's a liker who really wants to learn tictacs i'll happily show them the ropes and take a step back. it feels really really irresponsible to just leave the team with zero manager

>>105459845
Respect
just remember that if you ever feel burn out, caretaking is a viable option to preserve your spirit

>>105459989
thank you anon!

>>105456134
nice, cant wait

>>105458477
No I just didnt enjoy the last cup at all even before it started. Playing with off site teams will never be cool with me and it makes me care less. it makes it all even more meaningless.

>>105459210
sounds good just make sure to stay on top of DBC signups would be sad if we missed the cutoff.

>>105456134
weird way to announce a new outfit, or is it a halloween gimmick outfit in which case a fine way to announce it?

when is she coming home?
i hope she doesnt come back sick again

>>105461692
Based

>>105461062
could always put together a quick dummy team in the event that that happens. like maybe a rinmama team, a denpa team based around lia, kk, rurumi, or maybe a/slur with memes from those 5 girls in it
or /pcclg/ for old times sake

I wish I could sleep till wensday

>>105464436
why

>>105464716
happy happy twintail virus time comes back

>>105464769
prob thursday

>>105464858
thats fine too

page eito

>>105459022
im in favor of skipping all vtl stuff until the next league. I think it will do us some good and make it feel special again.

>>105466130
what if we dont have a thread by the time vtl10 starts?

>>105466172
That shit doesnt matter anymore. You can have a team by having a single thread now and it doesnt even have to be on 4chan.

>>105466224
yeah but that's not the spirit of our thread or our team. never has been never will be

>>105466327
Well then that's life in the big city. we wouldn't be the first good market team to sit out leagues. /#/'s the fun heel team wasn't in this last league. we're not that special life goes on for that league. what matters for us is if we as a thread are happy and excited for divegrass. if we arent hyped for it, then sit it out. right now it sounds like we need time off from vt league and that divegrass before christmas sounds more exciting to the thread.

I don't want divegrass to go away we don't have much around here it's one of 3 things we have. just because you're sick of it doesn't mean we all are

any baker?

any ass shaker?

>>105467155
Our oshi will provide

>>105467884
the boys get hungry and greedy it helps take their mind off it
\

>>105467155
Its not going away tho

I have a bread in the oven

gonna get coffee and a snack if we aren't on 10 by then i'll bake anyway

new bread. I had to remove the twitterspaces to make her schedule xeet fit
>>105468808

>>105468808

>>105468808