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Anonymous No.105411341 [Report] >>105411577 >>105411702 >>105413579 >>105414558 >>105414638 >>105415939 >>105418851 >>105423598 >>105423698 >>105424312 >>105428528
She's the type of person to call penis an "intimacy noodle"
Anonymous No.105411577 [Report] >>105411629
>>105411341 (OP)
And how does that make you feel, Anon?
Me? It makes me wanna rub my fully erect intimacy noodle.
Anonymous No.105411629 [Report]
>>105411577
uncooked*
Anonymous No.105411702 [Report] >>105412047
>>105411341 (OP)
when she is done with your "intimacy noodle"
Anonymous No.105412047 [Report] >>105412662
>>105411702
you know i never really understood making a girl's mascara run from her tears, or making her gag for that matter. Not saying it's bad, but i just don't see the appeal.
Anonymous No.105412662 [Report] >>105413010 >>105413035
>>105412047
iirc the gag thing is "She's choosing your dick over breathing to live."
Anonymous No.105413010 [Report]
>>105412662
ahh.
The More You Know i guess.
Not for me, but i at least understand now.
Anonymous No.105413035 [Report] >>105413154
>>105412662
Well that doesn't make much sense since the dick emits oxygen so she should be able to breath forever through my dick.
Anonymous No.105413154 [Report]
>>105413035
Dude if you have a magic breathing dick I'll suck it myself
Anonymous No.105413579 [Report]
>>105411341 (OP)
even better, 12:37
https://www.youtube.com/live/9Lpegyp0h4M?si=Bzxg12EKSmtg71Pf
Jurard T. Rexford No.105414558 [Report] >>105418408
>>105411341 (OP)
Yes, my intimacy noodle has already stirred her insides
Anonymous No.105414638 [Report] >>105415957 >>105418466
>>105411341 (OP)
Anonymous No.105415939 [Report]
>>105411341 (OP)
if she did, then it's no wonder 4 guys have already ran a train on her
Anonymous No.105415957 [Report] >>105416609
>>105414638
https://files.catbox.moe/xu2ldh.mp3
Anonymous No.105416609 [Report]
>>105415957
Fuck that's a good line
Anonymous No.105418408 [Report]
>>105414558
Jurard you fucking idiot you forget your tripcode, now anyone can pretend to be you.
Anonymous No.105418466 [Report] >>105418593 >>105418831 >>105422293 >>105423000 >>105424438 >>105424526 >>105428569
>>105414638
Anonymous No.105418593 [Report]
>>105418466
Thanks. My whole lower body hurts now.
Dear lord.
Anonymous No.105418831 [Report] >>105421054 >>105424906
>>105418466
What...the...fuck...I am not going to forget reading this no matter how much I try, am I?
Anonymous No.105418851 [Report]
>>105411341 (OP)
Did she say that to these guys?

https://files.catbox.moe/840hcp.mp4
Anonymous No.105421054 [Report]
>>105418831
niggaaAaAaAAAaAaAa
Anonymous No.105422293 [Report]
>>105418466
Anonymous No.105423000 [Report]
>>105418466
Anonymous No.105423598 [Report]
>>105411341 (OP)
Cause she likes it fat and black, and your shrimp makes her laugh
Anonymous No.105423698 [Report]
>>105411341 (OP)
i am parasocially in love with her. i keep a picture of her on my desktop at all times. when i imagine having a gf, i imagine a personified version of her model. i dont even watch her streams anymore, she just exists in my head idealised now.
Anonymous No.105424312 [Report]
>>105411341 (OP)
"Happy Worm"?
Anonymous No.105424438 [Report] >>105424445
>>105418466
Dude should get Darwin's Award
Anonymous No.105424445 [Report]
>>105424438
*husband
Anonymous No.105424526 [Report]
>>105418466
How... how does this happen?
Anonymous No.105424906 [Report] >>105426102
>>105418831
Never. I first saw this ten years ago and immediately recognized it from the first few words.
Anonymous No.105425132 [Report]
"Special time Shrimp"
Anonymous No.105425319 [Report]
"bedroom bratwurst"
Anonymous No.105426102 [Report]
>>105424906
Not that anon, but I look forward to this being my final memories
Anonymous No.105428397 [Report]
count chickens
Anonymous No.105428528 [Report]
>>105411341 (OP)
She called mine an "intimacy ICBM", though?
Anonymous No.105428569 [Report]
>>105418466