Thread 105415034

You see Hakos Baelz (Bae) passed out like this near your home... what do you do?

>>105415034 (OP)
Anal

>>105415034 (OP)
*SSSSSSSNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Throw an old Mink blanket on her so she is shielded from the elements and warm until she wakes up.
Retrieve blanket the next day after she wanders off.

>>105415034 (OP)
Call pest control

>>105415034 (OP)
call Irys and ask if she's free to have sex.

>>105415034 (OP)
Wake her to get an autograph then ask her for mumei’s phone number to shoot my shot

>>105415034 (OP)
see how many hard-boiled eggs fit in her butthole

>>105415617
how many do you think?

>>105415034 (OP)
Take her home and put her in a warm bed
I want her awake when I rape her so I can enjoy the reactions

>>105415888
a dozen, conservatively, assuming they've been shelled first

Hog tie her and then leave her in the woods

>>105415034 (OP)
Put her down the garbage disposal. normally I only bang unconscious girls, but she has animal features. I hate animal features.

>>105416706
wasteful

>>105415617
>You have to eat all the eggs.

>>105415034 (OP)
>sell to a rich desperate brrat for a lot of money
>buy a house
>watch my oshi in my house

>>105415034 (OP)
insert eggs

>>105415034 (OP)
take her and lock her down so she can't move
forcefeed her for days until she's a fat wobbling whale
release her

>>105415422
the best take

>>105415275
and what are you gonna do with a blanket that now smells of rat?

>>105415034 (OP)
>Lock her in a room
>Every day give her food loaded with aphrodisiac
>Record her masturbating uncontrollably

>>105415239
if youre gay just say so

>>105415034 (OP)
>Lock her in a room
>Every day give her food loaded with fiber
>Record her shitting uncontrollably

>>105415034 (OP)
>near my home
do i look like an australian to you?

>>105415034 (OP)
I call Miori, to ask how much they were drinking together, and come help out

>>105430092
no anon, you've become japanese!

>>105416706
This reminds me of a story a girl told me once.
She said she was walking home from work one day and was stopped by a guy saying she was so beautiful and that he had a strange request for her. Being rather dumb she heard him out instead of running away. Turns out his request was to tie him to a tree and to leave him there. He offered her $100 to do it. After some back and forth she accepted. Once the dude was tied up he got an erection (still fully clothed) and told her to take his phone and take a picture of him. She did so, took the $100 out of his car, and went home.
I only know this actually happened because she found the guy's facebook and saw he posted the picture later. How he got untied we never knew, because supposedly he was on there tight.

>>105431977
>How he got untied we never knew
isn't it obvious? he blasted ropes

>>105432316
Ok that got me good, well played Anonymous

>>105426227
Hmm I didn't think that far ahead.
There's not much you can do with a dirty blanket, I guess? Maybe I'm not creative enough. Definitely would wash it, however.

>>105431643
No...

>>105415034 (OP)
I bring her in, tuck her into my bed, sleep on the couch and wait until she wakes up. When she does so, I hand her a bowl of eggs for breakfast and tell her she can leave after finishing it

>>105415034 (OP)
strap her to my bed and impregnate her

>>105415034 (OP)
Mating press.

>>105415034 (OP)
>Hakos Baelz (Bae)

>>105415034 (OP)
pee in butt

>>105438237
why are you doing this?

>>105415034 (OP)
painal

>>105415034 (OP)
I give her one swift kick in the ass to try and wake her up. If she doesn't, I leave her to the roving packs of meth heads.

>>105415034 (OP)
put blanket over and head on pillow.

>>105415422
How considerate of you to call IRyS so she can take advantage of Bae in this position

>>105431977
I don't see the downside
$100 is $100.

>>105415034 (OP)
Is she conscious?

>>105415034 (OP)
I give her bf a call, so he can come and pick her up.

>>105415034 (OP)
Anal Mating Press

>>105415034 (OP)
>irl
Probs see if i can wake her, if not open her phone with thumb print and call the either a favourite or most recent person and hope they can come pick her up
>fantasy
Take her home and chuck her on the couch, leaving a note for when she wakes up calling her a dumb cunt for passing out on the street and waht the address is if she needs to an uber.

>>105452619
How would you open her phone? You don’t have her thumb print

>>105419686
>The sky is blue

>>105452677
we'll shes there, so using her thumbs(still attached to her)

>>105452776
What if she doesn’t agree

>>105452800
Then she's awak, which was the first thing i wanted, then it's just making sure she get the right person to pick her up
t. dealt with a lot of drunk people over the years.

She has to eat all the eggs, vegimite and coffee I prepare her

>>105452834
r u russian

>>105452863
Australian

>>105452619
if you have to make two comments to distinguish from fantasy and reality, maybe make your fantasies less boring

>>105453094
i've dealt with too many crazy chicks over the years so my fantasies is doing what i truley want to do to help someone and hopefully they'll also be in a fantasy psoitive mood that'll lead to an ideal life.
At the end of the day i want to do i want to do what i can to herlp people, but i've been in shit situations where i've been burnt for trying to help so i try and keep people at arms length while i try and do my best.

>>105453297
then it's not a fantasy

>>105415034 (OP)
Make her feel comfortable.

>>105453356
It is, it's just very low stakes fantasy where i trust the person to not freak out and assume the worst.
I can fantasies more from there but that's the most emidiate response.
what's would you do?

>>105453401
Steal her fingernails

>>105415034 (OP)
Inform her mother so she can spank her.

>>105453581
why would she spank her mother

>>105415034 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>105457529
why would you imagine it when it's right in front of you, waiting to be sniffed

>>105438237
>>105446943
plot twist

>>105453393
>comfortable
>shitting on the ground

>>105458917
eggy protein farts soon…

>>105459274
If she's anything like my guinea pig if you put her in the sink she'd foul it with pellets to a surprising degree.
The cage will be fine.

>>105452776
but she’s not awake

Other girls should make fun of Bae for her mating press meme the same way everyone does with uwu for Kronii

>>105415034 (OP)
Throw cheese slices on her butt
>then its seggs time

Adjust her posture so she doesn't wake up with a achy back.

>>105453393
Rats can't really live alone. They're social and will get extremely depressed and crazy.

>bring rat inside
>when she wakes, ask for mother's phone number
>tie Bae to bed
>mating press ratmom in front of Bae once she arrives

>>105415034 (OP)
Mating press

>>105415034 (OP)
First,I will be left
wondering how she
got there.
Then,I will do my
best to take her in,
and help her rest up properly,
even if it will be temporary.
And if she has any Social
Media platform accounts,
then I will play it safe and
leave them alone until she
comes to. And she will have
much explaining to do if she
does wake up,and maybe,just
maybe,she just might thank me
for helping out,taking good care
of her,and letting her have a temporary
home to stay at,and for also protecting
her along with her identity from all others.
And she will have much catching up to do
when she goes back. And if she thinks of me,
then maybe some good things might be
coming my way,and I will be
very thankful for all of it,every day!
Well,there you have it.
Quite the logical answer
coming from me,if I do
say so myself.
Thank you for your time.

>>105479102
what if she doesn’t wake up

>>105462779
You thumb print still works even if you're asleep anon.

>>105415034 (OP)
Get her inside my home and hope she isn't dead since it's below freezing, snowing and windy outside. Then call an ambulance.

>>105484632
>not warming her up with your body

>>105484788
I have electrically heated blankets that are far more efficient. Plus I'm married and while my wife isn't a prude, she might object to me going skin to skin with stranger.

>>105415034 (OP)
Id only rape her a little bit

>>105481768
no

>>105415034 (OP)
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK

Can anyone explain to me why men like anal so much? We literally poop from there

>>105485555
do you understand how thumb prints work or are you just pretending to be retarded for (You)'s?

>>105488629
Many reasons
>Rarity (It's harder to get than regular sex, which is already hard)
>It's sort of like a second virginity (Due to the former)
>Tightness
>Curiosity
>Aesthetics (I might be alone on this one), most girls don't have great looking pussy, but most have a nice butthole, so it looks far more appealing

>>105488734
You somehow left out the main one
>cum inside without pregnancy

>take her into my house
>put her on the couch
>when she wakes up, make her an egg smoothie hangover drink
>drink this you won’t lie but you will
>arigato
>haha are u Japanese
>she blush
>woter
>huh? I giggle
>woter
>oh water, hehe here you go
>your eyes are so…
>i boush
>I know
>c-
>no. *already know what she’s is going to gonna say
>shhhhhhhhhhhh
>

>>105488687
if she’s not awake, how would she use her thumbs

>>105489809
this is the worst greentext I've ever read

>>105488629
>We literally poop from there
there's your answer