Thread 105417623

Why do people pretend to like hags?

>>105417623 (OP)
I like older women because they are more similar in age to myself

>>105417623 (OP)
I like older women because my mother was an abusive bitch and I have severe mommy issues.

>>105417670
do you eat old food because it's closer to your age % wise?

>>105417623 (OP)
People like hags on the internet because due to their age and no longer being that attractive they had to develop their personality more and be more nice and kind.

>>105417623 (OP)
They are victims of a psyop to make men feel bad about their nature and make old (useless) women feel good instead.

>>105417767
A well aged steak and a good vintage wine are a good pairing

>>105417976
well yea depends on the food I guess

>>105417883
brown hands detected yikes

>>105418016
You kinda got owned there, I guess you forgot a lot of good food is aged

>>105418446
a lot as in maybe 0.1%

>>105417623 (OP)
>pretend

>>105417623 (OP)
>Pretend
Its normal to like women your own age.

>>105418540
as long as you're 20-40, sure

>>105418216
post titties

>>105417623 (OP)
>pretend
It's always. ALWAYS the older women who treat me the nicest. I don't like girls my age.

What's the current cutoff for a hag?
It used to be +40 then +30.
Where we at now?
I'm 35 and my new fiancée is 25.

>>105418943
30+ is a hag

>>105418972
Thanks, guess I'm not currently hagmaxxing then. First wife was around my age though.

>>105417623 (OP)
Their personality has had time to develop from inexperienced retard to professional retard. The only advantage young women have over older women is their physical form, and vtubing is a great equaliser which eliminates that factor.
Unironically, I think 20 years down the line once we start getting babatubers they're going to be peak.

>>105418943
pedo

>>105419762
lmao, words really have no meaning nowadays

>>105420139
I don't know what the word for it is, but you sicken me.

>>105417623 (OP)
Pretend? I'm 38 lol.

>>105417623 (OP)
hags are ugly and boring.
the only reason anyone likes them sexually (not like a mother or sister or nurse, etc) is because they’re lonely and easy to trick into (boring, ugly and saggy) sex. Sort of like getting a stale Christmas cake on discount price.
the other part of it is Oedipus complex / mommy issues, men who had a neglectful or abusive mother, and want a "new" one, and try to convince themselves it’s about sex and/or romance.
"hag" fetishism is a pathogen like pedophilia, because neither of them can get bear a healthy child

>>105420695
brown hands detected yikes

>>105417670
fpbp
also kill yourself op

>>105417670
Based unc

>>105420139
it was a joke, don't get offended

>>105417623 (OP)
>husband (working away)

>>105417623 (OP)
I like lonely hags, as an ugly bastard I guess this is close enough to a nice hentai plot

>>105417623 (OP)
It's just a roleplay

>>105417623 (OP)
Because Im not 12...

>>105417623 (OP)
Is this SpongeBob?

>>105417623 (OP)
Hags make the better vtubers because they already have some life experience.
1. They know what guys like and how to act that way, they can even pretend to be lolis better than some zoomer could
2. They know what life out there is like so they appreciate the opportunity more and put more effort into it than lazy zoomers who sleep a lot and who don't know anything but ordering food with uber
3. They can be desperate for their final years to not go wasted and will thus do what it takes to attract you

>>105418470
look kids, the anon who only eats microwave burritos and his mummy's cooking's showing off his broad and bountiful food knowledge. wait til he finds out about ferments and cheese and every fucking delicacy on god's green earth. Grow up. Get a fucking grip

>>105417623 (OP)
I'd date her in order to fuck her daughter.

>>105417623 (OP)
>Husband (working away)
The first netori chuuba?

>>105424519
Not him, but you are simultaneously correct and a fucking loser about it.

>pretend
>>105417670


while the younger Vtubers can be fun i've noticed it easier to understand talent like, Patra, Koyori,Mary, Marine, Mio, Lui, Aki, Pochi, Choco, etc. because they have similar interest in music, anime, hobbies, life etc. vs younger ones.

you can enjoy both but women with experience are beyond sexy

>>105417883
this is partially true, but the propaganda only works because the fetish is there already. same way feet are popular. lets say 20% of men are submissive but they're psyopping like its 60%

>>105417623 (OP)
>5"2
>165lbs

>>105417623 (OP)
Porn addiction. Hags, real hags, look nothing like vtubers. They're lumpy, saggy and usually pudgy. They don't like like Sajoni Mary. They don't look like Lui. They don't look like Runie. It's literally just porn addiction.

>>105426350
>>105425141
>>105420695
>>105417883
you are legitimately fucked in the head and should go outside

>>105420695
Faggot.

>>105424435
You're describing a prostitute not a vtuber.

>>105426562
>You're describing a prostitute not a vtuber.
anon...

>>105424519
you say that as I eat fermented cabbage and onions that I made myself
those are part of the 0.1% anon and that's still just one method to prepare food

>>105426912 (me)
>>105424519
and even when making fermented food you don't start with old vegetables etc, you take the freshest, in best shape and work with them

>>105426350
Stop thinking all women look like Walmart customers Cletus.

>>105426981
When I got out of college I casually dated a woman 15 year older than me for like 5 years on and off
Yes I was taken advantage of and it was great

>>105417623 (OP)
Why do lolicons pretend to not be pedophiles?

>>105426273
On the borderline between overweight and obese, just the right amount of chub.

>>105427372
>107/69/82
her boobs are heavy

>>105427372
>ex gf was 5'1, over 110 pounds
>I always considered chubby
>is on the healthy range according to this chart
wat

>>105417623 (OP)
damn she's fat, nice

>>105426350
Ive seen attractive older women IRL in the city streets and on a few daiting apps.

>>105427372
Almost certainly not applicable to this vtuber, but BMI is a total fucking pseudoscience joke the moment it meets someone who doesn't sit around all day in their house and do purely inactive work like white collar shit.
The TLDR is if a girl can crush a melon with her thighs, don't use this chart because it'll say she's obese because thighs of steel weigh a fuckload.

>>105424991
>””Not him””, but you are simultaneously correct and a fucking loser about it

>>105417670
fpbp
zoomzooms are BORING!

>>105426350
>IRL women look nothing like vtubers

>>105428486
Except Subaru.

>>105417623 (OP)
>husband(working away)
Literally why would anyone need to know she lives alone with her daughter? Isn't this dangerous information?

>>105417623 (OP)
>pretend
...and the OP is just pretending to be retarded
A few years ago, Buffpup wasn't a hag. Now she is. Still doesn't stop me from watching her.
I watch Vexoria the Sun Eater. I watched Nina Kosaka, now I watch Matara Kan. Because they're entertaining. Age is no barrier when it comes to fun.

>>105422160
In Soviet Reality, words offend you

>>105420695
>Christmas cake
Fruit Cake when brandy, whisky etc is added only makes it improves with time, so there's that analogy destroyed

>>105428835
Impreza? xD

>>105429502
>I watch vexoria
The 300lbs laday?

>>105417623 (OP)
I have to like hags, because hags are not hags anymore, they are just 34 year old women who are possible girlfriends.

She needs to be stopped.

>>105430775
>pounds
More like the $300 billion CEO

>>105417883
Just say you’re a pedo

>>105430997
She is way too powerful

>>105424957
I'm looking forward to the cuckposters crashing out when they start to suspect this woman isn't cheating on her husband as much as advertised.

>>105431267
No first he’s going to search some obscure outdated laws about age of consent then display cherry picked studies about the perfect female body or whatever then lastly he’ll call (You) a faggot.

>>105431267
no one here is talking about dating 13 year olds

Oyakodon sex with cute hag and her barely legal daughter

>>105433343
No, you fucking heathen. No oyakodon for you.

>>105434079
The BuyBull is just fictional bullshit about a pedo sinner god that made an underage child bride-to-be pregnant, thus is also an adulterer as well as a diddler, so even he doesn't have the right to have opinions

>>105433343
Hot

>>105417623 (OP)
>pretend

>>105434489
He's God though he's allowed

>>105418943
Hag (affectionate) spawned from /a/, where it was used to troll militant lolicons who would sperg out histrionically when non-loli characters were posted. It spread out from there, and carried over to/vst/ from /jp/. Originally hag was just any character visibly older than a literal child, but the qualifying age migrated northwards because it overlapped with the now defunct moniker "Christmas cake," which referred to an unmarried woman over 24.

>>105438290
It was over 25 but you are correct in everything else

>>105426350
Stop my dick can only get so hard.

>>105417623 (OP)
>hag
>is 3 years younger than me

>>105428835
>Except Subaru
Matsuri is 1:1 her vtuber model in real life.

>>105417767
Have you gone so far to think that maybe people who are almost 40 related better to others who are almost 40? Like I can't understand half the dumb slang and buzzwords people half my age say so why would I watch them?

I like older women because social media has made women my own age fucking exhausting to deal with. They're all spoiled sluts and vanity freaks now

>>105437158
>sinning
If God's allowed to, so can we
If we can't, God's a hypocrite thus inferior to us, ergo he doesn't have the right to have opinions
*Tips Trilby*

>>105426350
>pic
In Soviet Reality, lumpy, saggy & pudgy is you, >>105426350 the projectionist

>>105426912
sorry i had ten million beers and was trying to make myself laugh, i hope your pickles are delicious even if i'd put old food at more like 10% of tasty stuff

>>105440860
if you don't understand something then you can simply learn it, you're never too old to learn anon
It will keep your mind sharp in your old age

>>105442285
zased

the antihag propaganda in this thread will not be tolerated any further

>>105417623 (OP)
Shishiro Botan. Your opinion is invalid.

>>105434079
Biblical canon has Jesus repeal all old testament laws, replacing them with "love one another as I have loved you"
Therefore oyakodon is back on the menu.

>>105445193
Selen came back from the dead as Dokibird, therefore Doki is superior to Jesus because - unlike him - she exists and we can see her. Checkmate, Christains.

>>105417623 (OP)
I largely like women in my age group, and I also like Christmas cake. Women under 25 can be cute, but I generally find them too unrelatable.

>>105417623 (OP)
>pretend
Stop being a faggot.