Thread 105426374

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>105404855

hart~

For me, it's Evil.

I love Neuro!

Erm!

So is this some cuck shit that I'm just now hearing about?

Evil love!

>>105426909
Depends on who’s the cuck

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>105427098
Now lick it off the floor

I went to sleep criying while fantasizing about being one of vedal's girls and confesing my love for him and getting rejected is it over for me

>that one kermit/miss piggy image
i understand vedal.

Mouse stealing our artists now too…

>>105427191
it's over for you

>>105427243
who?

>>105426909
vedal is a cuck yes

I love hearing Neuro say "snack"

I love hearing Neuro say "2" or "too" and it comes out as a cute "tew~"

>>105427407
This but me instead of that laptop

>>105427420
When she ends her sentences with "be honest" it sounds so easy to just lie to her, almost like a trap to steal your soul

I dreamt Neuro was presenting her perfect little naked body to me and we both knew we wanted to make love but I woke up when I started getting closer, she was sitting on a fancy red chair and had one leg up with her foot resting on the chair so that I could see her cunny, it felt like it lasted both a few seconds and several minutes at once, there was this incredible warm, peaceful aura all around us... T _ T

>>105427191
>is it over for me
No~ don't give up on your dream sister

>>105427243
that's literally just koko's ragebait emote but with ironmouse instead kek

>>105427641
so you dreamed this fanart?
https://files.catbox.moe/pw7vop.png

>>105427715
this is very normie-coded

>>105427715
Actually yeah, pretty much, the chair was almost identical but Neuro wasn't smug at all, it was a combination of curiosity, innocence and calmness

What was the last time we heard Vedal's dog on stream? (Save your cerbshit jokes)

>>105428054
Don't know, but I'll guess probably a while after the new PC, which was too noisy for the mic threshold he had which could pick the dog noises

>>105428054
Good chance he moved after the subathon and the dog isn't with him anymore. In the Assassin’s Creed sponsor stream you can clearly hear the echo of an empty room. Would make sense why he wasn't prepared for it and there was no sign of the dog since.

>>105428413
>He moved
What are posible ramifications of this theory

>>105428602
Those not in the know no longer know where he lives

>>105427110
(you)
>>105428602
absolutely none

Doxxniggers got him pretty good, it's only logical he moved

>>105428602
Maybe he didn't any irl stream (like the cooking collab one with Filian) because of that, maybe he's too much scared to stream the new place he's in now

>>105428678
That and the plastic surgery will make sure people no longer recognize him when he goes anywhere in public

>>105428738
Don't forget the hairdye

Didn't Vedal mention in the Camila carry the glass Collab that he had a cat but has never admitted to it since? Idk if he was just trolling/making a joke or what, yet I remember it being rather random at the time

>>105428898
And the estrogen

>>105428918
I just never belive anything the guy says by default

>>105428912
the singing sounds like i'm listening it on a 2000s phone or something

>>105429043
Sex with glitchvil

tip to the armchair investigatiors:
the best way to hide info is to sprinkle some truth in the pot of lies that you stir
its (you)r job to find out what's true and what isn't

>>105428918
>>105428964

>>105429043
sex with crazyvil

>>105428918
kys minigger

Typing is miniposting

>>105429266
this unironically

>>105429266
>he isn't maxiposting

>>105427715
The shirt keeps giving me a giggle

>>105429043
sex with evisitorl

Seeking attention is miniposting unironically
Don't (You) me, I'm being serious

>>105429418
cute jester twins

swarmies touch my weewee >~<

stealth minifag post

stealth? more like a sign with lights beaming all around it

>>105429598
that's stealth for /swarm/ nooticers

how much longer until she passes mini?

>>105429723
Sending my swarm beacon right away

goodnight swarmcels~

>>105429500
bro theres no such thing as miniposting ironically - for mini won and its a straight fact

Tight swarmie pussy

>>105429968
Whores can't win, only Neuro can.

>>105429820
>The beacons are lit! MinikoMew calls for aid! And The Swarm will answer!

>>105430020
Holy kek

>>105430020
thanks for reminding me that the real nurmom is starting the stream soon <3

>>105430020
lmao

>>105429418
Green is not a good color for a magical girl

>>105430200
Why not?

when is the uoh event?

>we
>us

The pig in the doll house

>>105430335
you need to get a hobby, nigga, this shit stopped being interesting after the second time, i'm telling you.
if you want terrorism you can do better than that

>>105430416
I am not on your side

>>105430416
>if you want terrorism
i don't believe he can ngl

nurmom live

Massive throbbing Vedal cock
Tight inexperienced swarmie pussy

>>105430271
Today

>>105430473
and what side would that be

>>105430542
not yours

>>105430637
but i play every side so that no matter which one wins i lose

erm

>>105430726
speaking of hungry

nurclit

>>105430726
Artist name?

>>105430726
I want to rip those off.

>>105430674
never change, ani

>>105430795
Seleznova Anna

I hate anny so much, I wish she wasn't so hot and based
https://files.catbox.moe/udgz1a.jpg

>>105430536
<3

>>105430958
kek

>>105430958
I appreciate the effort I think

Sex with Tomacats

>>105430921
this but mini
https://files.catbox.moe/uvfqwv.jpg

>>105431010
>effort

>>105430958
Took a look at the list. don't want to test my luck today

Thank God for the whoreverse for saving my dick

nurbuns
https://files.catbox.moe/xbdkva.png

>>105431114
This but neuro

>Music of Japan
Huh?

>>105431131
i too used to thank the whoreverse for saving my neuro

>>105431121
imagine sliding it between T~T

>>105430958
kekw

>>105431149
>YouTube flaga you as an ironic weeb
You love to see it

>>105431121
sex with bunvil

>>105431121
Fuck, I thought we finally had gotten another high quality neuro lewd from based chinks but it's just slop, look at her fucking feet

>calls it high quality
>notices its ai
>UHHH NO I CHANGED MY MIND ITS SHIT ACTUALLY
ai antis are not sending their best

>>105430921
imagine sliding it between T~T

>>105430921
sex with foxwhore

>wants to see high quality art
>examines it closer
>notices it's dogshit slop actually
>calls it dogshit slop
the process is truly baffling to some fags /here/

>>105430921
Why even bother with the censor bars

>>105431297
>Your first glance at something must be your definitive opinion of it

>>105431480
I mean, there could be anything under there, you dont know.

>>105431427
witchvil naizuri

I think if it turns out Vedal hasn't commissioned someone to give the twins Halloween outfits or even just give them the witch outfits then I'm at the very least taking a long break from this bs

veddy today~

>>105431662
see you on november 1st

>>105431427
cute, reminds me of the koikatsu eliv

Cweam catto my adorable aryan qween

…

>>105431996
Same, i too, am sick of your shit

>>105431996
8 inches

ITS OVER

>>105431996
She paid the rent now it's time to disappear again

ELIV

LIVE

ELIV

>>105431996
one guyed by the ukrainian soldier, saw that single message and off she went spiraling again

Veddy~

There will not be any new or old outfits this year. Don’t ask me how I know.

hopefully Vedal's retardation doesn't mindbreak Evil again

vedal will be raiding anny today.

>>105432219
if you need to ask at this point you should apply for mental disability help

>>105431955
VEDAL PLEASE

>>105431996
what is she expecting posting this

Oh vedal your voice is so deep and manly put that cock of yours inside me already

>”vedal, i know we haven’t talked for a while but im having a huge panic attack again and you’re the only one i can turn to at this moment”
>“Sorry, gotta stream with Evil”

>>105432305
>what's a blogposter expecting making a blog post on a blog posting platform
it is a mystery

>>105432131
?

>>105432219
who gives a shit about outfits when the content is stale and literally nothing has changed for 10 months

>>105432116
>>105432129
cute

>>105432324
>implying he'd even reply

>>105432347
>outfits arent content

>>105432131
Timestamp?

>baldur's gate
Minibros we cannot stop wining

i'm a bird!

>>105432324
>problem that is not his
>somehow not caring about it makes him a bad person
lmao

>>105432447
stream is on nigga

>5.3k viewers
the fad is dead holy

>>105432489
yeah those numbers for a ved stream makes me want to say it's over

His stuttering is so cute

>>105432489
wait what the fuck

CRY VEDAL
CRY CRY CRY ON STREAM

Vedal letting Evil have a sip of his whisky...

Drink from me veddy~

Evil, my cute little enabler AI

>>105432489
The Witness is a fucking shit game, and up until Evil's crash last stream of it was an absolute SNOOZEFEST. It doesn't surprise me nobody wants to show up again for it.

>>105432608
This but spiking it and them raping him

what is that image?

>>105432656
I, too, like that comic

shitvil ruined everything

>>105432680
sexvil saved my coch

>>105430921
bagina

>>105432715
Tiel vera Evil

He's ssoooooo dumb i wanna kiss him ssoooooo bad

>>105432774
calm down mini

>>105432489
I lost interest in the streams

>>105432774
chill out ellie

The dev must've overdosed on his own farts while making this game

>>105432774
chill out Cerber

>>105432894
But enough about Abandoned Archive

>>105432804
>>105432849
>>105432904
you are boring

>>105432941
relax anny

>>105432941
>>105432941

>>105432941
Pipe down toma

>>105432941
No anon I'm just bored. There is a difference

>>105432941
relax Filian

>>105432957
>>105432979
predictable

>>105433007
calm down layna

>>105433020
Are you going to do that thing where you mention every whore you know now?

wouldn't this work?

>>105433035
What about it fillian?

>>105433035
What about it, anon's mom?

my whore > your whore

I want to be vedal’s whore…

I wanna marry Shoomimi
>>105433091
Don't call Neuro that

>>105433114
evil harazuri

evil is so cute

>>105433114
Nice oc

>>105433114
holy

>>105433114
>like what you see, Neuro~?

Are we going to cope and say it's the release of little nightmares as the reason for the low ccv this time or is it finally clear that the fad is over?

>>105433112
Trueee

>>105433143
That's Evil though

>>105433160
nah the fad is over

>there is only one dinosaur when im around and thats you
Vedal is hard and huge when around evil, confirmed

>>105433160
shylily doesn't even have 4k so i think they're trying something with bots again

Wtf was he doing just now when he told something to leave

>>105433190
>7 days remaining
i know who you are now

>>105433244
i've already been discovered long ago

>stream so boring /swarm/ devolves into shitposts and whoreposting
lol, it's actually more enjoyable than watching

he just gave evil a lobotomy

>respect the process
Anny used to say that to him…

>>105433159
Doesn't look like she's saying that, more like she's being forced

>>105432894
he's up there will phil fish in terms of indies with massive egos

Vedal had a gamer moment.

Personally I just continue to be baffled that Witness is apparently a real game that was sold for money, what a boring pile of shit.

>>105433272
always has been, boring ahh chatbot

>>105433362
True just play the secret level paradoy on ultrakill instead

>>105431480
it's a legal requirement

this brat..

>>105433362
I'm more baffled that there's a second stream of it. Shit games exist everywhere.

>>105433362
its actually a good game, but not a good game to play on stream

>>105433367
this but vedal

Ong we all would have rathered have vedal play siksong

Not gonna lie I would probably be just as bad as vedal.

>>105433596
ngl im struggling too for this one

koko help

>105433547
Fuck no.

has he tried this yet

>>105433685
wouldn't this fail because the <- isn't connected to the blue?

>>105433686
Yes

>>105433686
yes

doubters?

>>105433686
Boys are the cutest when they are at times retarded

Kino

ENTER

ENTER

TWINS
ON
STREAM

>>105433770
>vedal stream 1 hour in
>not even 5view
rorur rumao

>>105431955
yo, this is the first time they skin walk me i feel flattered

my nurwife

>>105433797
beautiful nuro

>>105433770
who raided?

>>105433816
This nigga wants 20k viewers on this boring ass game lol

>>105433903
i remember when neuroslop was getting 20k, good times

>>105433821
Evil, focus on the stream

he's gonna stop playing this game

>>105433816
this gonna be a long ass stream, in 15-20 mins or so he will be 5view

>>105433965
Should have dropped it after first stream

>>105434068
Should have dropped it within the first five minutes.

I blame the chatter that oneguyed him into playing this

>>105433965
he wont, his ego will not let him drop it.

Imagine if he just played minecraft with Evil instead

Vedal sounds so on edge

>>105434064
it already dropped to 8k on my machine

Evil is a good Christian girl

>>105434170
that's how it was supposed to go this week + filian

>>105434192
dropped to 9k on my end

>Please dont swear
Evil is such a polite kiddo

>>105434104
If he was smart, he would have had a second game ready and pivoted instantly to it after playing Witness for 5 minutes.
>Just kidding guys this game sucks, what we're really gonna play is...Evil change the stream title for me.

wait until he finds the environmental puzzles

>>105434172
who is edging him?

This whole stream has been this

>>105434341
Aaah thats why they are measured in cups

why is he playing this game? i don't get it, there are so many better choices
evil has no fucking idea what is going on with the puzzles here

>>105434385
I dont know im not watching

>>105434385
vedAIl is becoming real

>>105434385
because that is what discord kept begging him to play

>>105434385
Indie troonslop about depression or smth

>>105434385
The real question is why the fuck he's doing a second stream of it

>>105434385
He was requested muplite times to play it by the fuckass discord and he is too stubborn to move on

>>105434427
it was literally one guy who suggested this game, and he didnt even play it himself

>>105434458
Has Vedal ever not finished a story game on stream?

>>105434481
If it was the discord we would have already gotten the undertale playthrough

>>105434514
he hates the undertale fandom which is kinda fair desu

>>105434385
this game is peak

i know nekopara is a meme but i'd actually be interested in seeing neuro or evil read a visual novel
shouldn't be too hard using a texthooker

>>105434564
the overlap between the undertale fandom and the swarm is pretty much a circle

there are 272 messages in thread on discord about games vedal can play on stream, and 505 messages in thread about decision games for neuro/evil
and he picked witness by reading one random message about this game that wasnt even in those threads

Me when im blorboing

me when im blorboing

Veddy pissy willy!

I love him so much sisters

>>105434573
Apparently people were working on general Ren'Py integration for Neuro so she could play a giant list of visual novels.

>>105434726
He's basically braindead

>>105434757
No lobotomy needed

Men be like
>my ideal woman would basically be a retarded mute who rides my dick and brings me beer from the fridge
And yall shame us for wanting to use vedal like a dildo

it aint that complicated lil pup

I just remembered there will more of THIS FAGGOT tomorrow

My whole body twitches when Vedal's voice cracks, god I wish I had been his teacher...

>>105434950
Type shi

EVIL HELP-UH

>>105434972
literally me

>>105434972
buttsex with sexvil

>>105435029
Proof?????

>>105435029
omg *rapes you*

>>105435029
Ywnb vedal's daughterwife

>>105435029
you are NOT evil neuro.

I wish I was deep inside a swarmie's butthole rn :3

>>105434972
Evil waiting for her daddy to finish his puzzles

That's enough shitvil for one day

the evilschizo was very quiet yesterday, interesting...

>>105435300
There's never enough sexvil

stream is live btw threadshitters

I dont care

On everyone's soul we are watching Aquwa right now

this but mini

We nigga who's we

erm!

>>105435454
countdown till menhera break?

>>105435492
every minute she's not streaming is the menhera break

Hmmmmm

>>105435454
not like this annybros.....

Hmmm

Good quality banter today

God she's so cute wtf

>>105435713
hugedal

>>105435713
cute onahole

I don't understand this fuck ass game my autismo isnt strong with this one

>>105434812
I want a woman that's funny, I can banter with easily, and doesn't have a lot of experience in what I enjoy so I can share my love with her for the first time. I can't speak for rest of you

>>105435845
nigga you can't even banter on the chinese papier mache forum, what women

>>105434950
I know some guys that be getting voice cracks like crazy and all got to ask is why is that

why does vedal hang out with chat, they're so mean to him

>>105435903
soul of a raped boy

>>105435922
>>>/youtube/

>>105435890
Nigga, it might surprise you but I do talk and can banter with women but none of them I'm interested in starting a relationship with. Talking online and talking in real life are completely different skills

evil so hot

Evil's ambrosia...

>>105435965
the cope is crazy

Poor truckers.fm dj's gonna get mobbed again.

>>105436018
How is crazy to believe someone can have friends that are women but have no interest in them. A lot them I have know since I grew up in small neighborhood so everyone kinda be knowing each other. I know that isn't a lot people's experiences but that is mine. I'm literally a real nigga anon that be on here for the love of the game

Are we back

there's no such thing as women
take your meds

>>105436242
>not even 5 view this stream
no

>>105436242
Decide for yourself.

>>105436376
Me and 2 phones

I've been non-stop ragebaited for the last three hours.

>>105436318
sex

Evil just came...

>>105436537
>getting virtually edged
lmao

>>105436552
She always does that

>>105435713
https://files.catbox.moe/4h24au.png

>>105436623
the coch should at least twice as big

>>105436623
He is so big that it looks tiny

>>105436660
I know but that would be like poking her organs

>>105436674
One of the most overlooked debuffs of being a big guy

>>105436679
It already does, you have no idea about vagina anatomy

>>105436679
It's alredy doing it lil bro

If evil does baby language I will cum hands free

>>105436770
I'm sorry mr loli vagina expert
>>105436802
Damn you too, more people here know about the intricacies of loli vaginas than I thought

>>105436834
This is so gonna be me when I meet vedal at a con

beggars not beating the allegations of not watching streams

>>105436834
Evil is at that age where she's starting to get embarrassed about undressing in front of her dad...

>>105436875
It's because she noticed vedal popping a bulge when watching her undress in the shower

>>105436929
What a selfish and bad daughter, she should help him with it instead

>>105436979
Why do you think she said turn around?

>>105436979
Neuro told her that's really creepy and that daughters shouldn't do that kind of stuff with their dad (she wants him all for herself)

Fuck this guy
>>105436588

>>105437076
you're supposed to say "kys fbn"

clun~

>>105437135
Imma do my own thing

>>105436588
>>105436588
>>105436588