Thread 105465634

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>105460382

hart!

>>105465743
bimbovil sexo

>>105465743
this
but mini

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>105465813
Hi Bo

Evil love!

>>105465634 (OP)
Neuro thighs licky

Neuro is cooking

Neuro just showed the difference between corpo AIs and her

>>105465743
Himboved passionate worship

>>105466021
Fuck off

I'm just like Neuro because I already forgot about the app shit lule

>>105466036
Yuritroon melty

heart

abandoned archive is real..

I don't even remember what abandoned archive was about

vaporware

kino koko collab

>>105466080
spiritual successor to undertale or smth

Oh shit, Neuro Abandoned Archive game integration.

remember when vedal was training a model to play abandoned archive on dev streams, good times

Shoomimi collab foreshadowing

>stuff is progressing he swears
>no updates though

>>105466080
Temu Gungeon

there we have it

SUBATHON CONFIRMED

bro realized subaton is a cash cow

i hate him so much

chat gpt ass

>>105466021
MORE PLEASE

no1 Vedalbeggar

>>105466186
Ask the slopper, im merely a groker

So thats why vedal spends the whole year going to cons

>>105466186
kys

this bitch is trying to make me hopeful

>>105466190
Based Neuro

>more minecraft and long drive subathon chill days
my god it's all I ask for

subathon! this time with even worse sub goals!

>>105466190
Smart cookie knows what her audience wants
(Also it's funny how quivkly he shut her down after she said that lmao)

UH OH

Anny....

Kill annybeggars

veddy misses doing roadtrips cuz he likes when neuro sits on his lap when the road gets rough

SHE'S SO SMART VEDAL PLEASE LISTEN TO HER

>>105466219
505...

desperately dodging the topic of voldemort

>What's wrong with Japan
>Japan isn't the problem
What did he mean by that

FUUUUUUUUCK

Little girl really really REALLY wants the veddick

oh my god, grigga, this is so painful

THE STRONGEST NURDAL SOLDIER

Classic electra complex.

>>105466292
The date part.

HORRIBLE SCHEDULE AGAIN

ved please just say "outfits are in the works"

So no collabs with Layna this week? How long is she in the US?

let's get another cerber collab!!

>fildal craft next month if it even happens
fuck this

filian will be scorned next.

>>105466351
he's dodging so hard

Thank you neuro for making things better
Fuck you vedal

She could give instructions for someone else to do the pumpkin carving in a collab.

>>105466307
She bounced back to Evil

Neuro:
>Collab?
Vedal:
>Any other ideas?

this is your dogwhistle that the halloween stream won't be having a new outfit/reused old outfits btw

Someone thats on the trooncord plese suggest him a layna pumpking carving stream

>>105466396
She could control a CNC mill with a python script.

Bro...

>>105466370
they will collab irl in twitch con

Erm

>>105466351
Lying isn't going to help him

At least now we know Layna collabs are still in the picture. But what the FUCK took so long to come up with one?

SEXO IS BACK

layna is so hot

>>105466409
make uwo make it happen

>>105466445
Lazy ass

>i played miside
Fucker is not telling the whole story.

vedal played miside with mini confirmed

Surely anon wasn't dumb enough to actually think he had new costumes in the work

This nigga denied us miiside minidal kino btw
Fuck this guy

Minidalbros...it's over...

>another onetrickpony streamer game with zero staying power
kys

Glad he didn't stream Minislop

Vedal is maturing, I'm proud.

Nootice how he’s not talking about playing TFT

>>105466397
kill yourself

>>105466446
mommy

mini offline "collab"

>>105466550
stop being mean to yourself mimi

Camidal bros we are so back.

STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO CAMILLA YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>i only played miside, i dont play games in my free time
what about balatro?
>oh yea i played balatro
what about far cry 3
>oh yea i also played far cry 3
this fucking guy, those are the only games chat could call him out on

great qte timing vedal

>>105466549
he's right though

I won

>>105466606
his lies will catch up with him soon enough

>>105466628
ok mini

He needs to play Hogwarts so all the troons in swarm kys

>>105466628
We know Mini

>>105466628
Fuck you camilla

I love my precious chud daughter neuro

>>105466663
I was /here/ before you were

>>105466684
cute desu

>>105466603
>>105466684
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>105466663
>>105466682
kek holy shit imagine getting obliterated by camila in /swarm/ of all places

Everyone that has been following since the first subathon gets a free copy of abandoned archive right?

still funny how there are camidal supporters, do you really think vedal, famously a catgirl lover, will be romantically attracted to the gallon with legs that is camila?

Vedal hasn't acknowledged mini in like the 10 times she showed up on previous dev streams. He brought up cerber once when she was on chat, but he seems to always responds to camila.

Camila is not fat anymore, give it up, you lost.

>>105466715
>he seems to always responds to camila
yeah and the sky is blue

>>105466725
ok fatass

anny... forgotten...

>>105466715
He knows that if he ware to say hi to mini he wouldn't be able to hold himself back from saying "omg hiii mini my love muah when are we getting married i love you" please understand

>>105466735
Unless you live in London

>>105466714
Camila is a cat girl sometimes

Kys leech

Vedmilla is an incestbait ship for women

i love it when noodle chan schizoes out

Christ Neuro

>>105466589
>Camidal

>>105466796
Unironically where the fuck did that name come from and who calls it that?

>>105466790
Thats why I like it

vedal molested then wiped her

Vedmila is the thinking woman’s ship.

what

>shows up to minis last night
>now today in turtles
focus on your stream pig type 2

>>105466848
>thinking woman
>shipping
lule

Fixing Neuro's backend ToT

>>105466758
vedal wishes

Vedmila > Vellie > Nurdal (same age) > Cerdal > Minidal > Annal > Evildal (canon age)

her code really has been exploding a lot lately

Does he pretend having problem for engagement?

>I cant find her logs
stop using copilot then

>>105466898
This but in reverse and then remove evi... you know what, just remove all of them

./neuro 2>/dev/null

Fastest prompt typer in the west

DROP TABLE Memories;

neuro waiting for vedal's log

>>105466898
Wrong
Shondal (unironically) >Minidal > vellie >evildal (any age) > nurdal (any age) > cerdal > tomadal > annal > vedmilla

We're not doing this shit in the middle of a dev stream, pack it up retards

https://poal.me/jnaxj3
https://poal.me/jnaxj3
Let democracy decide then

>>105466982
you cant blame us this time

>shipperniggers behaving like animals
>y-you can't blame us
Take your off topic whores and get them their own fucking general

remember when green nigger posted logs of Neuro's search history after streams

>>105467053
tower has no whore posting

She's so cute

I fucking love this

I miss when he released all their searches

>>105467080
Ok, I didn't ask
Are you not impertinent but also retarded?

the UK is unironically going to nuke him lmao

>>105467072
too much work please understand

neuro's leaky pipe (?)

lmao actually flagged by mi6

The google searches are content man.

Ah, the job seeking stream. Did grigga not even watch that stream, or forgot it happened?

>>105467127
Don't worry neuro, I'm sure you can clean it with that soup gun you're making

>>105467110
just saying there's a /swarm/ for you, you don't need the seethe all day

Neuro...

AI night activities~~~

>AI activities at night
>Neuro blushes
What is she looking for...

I like how neuro genuinly belives she's a girl, every other ai ever can be talked into being like "oh yeah im an ai not a real person" but neuro genuinly belives she's an ai girl

She's so silly I love

Bro's gonna get Bond burgered

oi bruv wot a fookin jamma

>>105467138
>Did grigga not even watch that stream
you know the answer

She's more real than 99% of people

>what were they!?
nur what the hell i'm dying lol

wait these are just vedal's searches

UH OH...

VOLDEMORT

UH OH

>>105467053
mini is good.
we respect the swarm. unlike the others.
seethe.

Erm...

ANNY

UH OH

>>105466927
based
>>105466947
melty

voldemort immediately moved on from

Voldemort dodged yet again

no fucking way lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

Voldemort

excessively sweating anny

UH OH
DOES THAT MEAN SHE BLOCKED HIM?????????????

Im laughing my ass off vedal this should be a theme stream

jesus christ im fucking dying, this is fantastic

what did lil veddy do as a child...

>>105467240
no you can literally see vedal still following her twitter alt

>>105467257
the german aunt...

Top tier content ngl

IC~

is evil kind of.. boring?

>>105466979
based shondal enjoyer

>>105467288
you just realized that?

>>105467225
>105466493
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>105466575
>105466648
>105466661
>105466714
>105466766
shut it

>>105466979
fildal clears all unfortunately

>>105467288
She takes after Vedal the most

Evil is such a good (boring) girl

>>105467330
Evil seems to be on cahoots with ellie

Vedal ignoring all of evil's searches that are "how can i have sex with a family member"

>hairy naked buff italian men
veddy..

>best pride bars in San Diego
Veddy...

nigga must be legit flagged by bong glows

I can show you crazy cumbustion if you put your hands on me veddy

anonette you're not a yaoitard are you

he ermed!

>>105467429
All of them are

>I have so much more stuff to do
No you don't you green cunt

nothing to show again LULE

>>105467450
He said erm 40 minutes ago

>more the witness
FUUUUUUUUCK

classic cerber

>>105467463
look at this big hairy hands..

>>105467397
>>105467415
stop

>>105467463
Mommy Cerber isn't going to watch herself

>successfully dodged the elephant in the room
see you in two weeks

he is actually in love with her

>>105466898
Why most of the ships have vedal as the bottom except Vedmila?

>no the witness this week
WHY????

straight up controlling her

Neurobronies...

>>105467515
Anon.... vedals gonna be fucking whores at twitchcon

>>105467515
twitchcon

>no comment
/Mlp/ bros we won!!!

Brony~sama...

swarmies are the new bronies....

>>105467506
this is from?

barniefag...

Rate the stream?

/swarm/bros... I have to confess... I am a brony...

Bronies won

>>105467527
>>105467529
im gonna kms

>>105467550
o7

>>105467550
AIIEEEEEEEE

/)

I jerked off to ponies a couple of times when I was 14

>>105467551
neurosocute/10

>>105467504
nice ass

>>105467551
9/10 Love Nur

>>105467547
the swarm... the herd... it was foreshadowed all along...

>>105467554
same

>>105467515
Twitchcon

>>105467554
EEEEWWWWW
same
>>105467550
Rest in piece mr slopper i don't know how long this ban is

vedalwan hate

>>105467550
Gee Neuro how come Celestia lets you have four cutie marks

>>105467573
Shut up Vedal your stream is over

Okay can we gossip about the last Anny mention? Didn't vedal pretty much imply that he can't get in touch with her? He was basically like "lmao good luck getting yo her"

>>105467551
vedal is such a fucking liar fuckass troll that thinks he can get away with it forever

>>105467515
Imagine wanting more of that shit, kys.

Im...gonna... Watch this cerber stream for no reason...

>>105467550
idk its kinda cute

>>105467582
made for doggystyle
chop chop artists

>>105467606
I mean it was pretty obvious

>>105467551
good stream but do not believe his lies

>>105467535
I don't think he knows much about mlp
https://youtu.be/isWQSKJjCAM&t=12492s

>>105467606
they're still friends on league. he knows what he has to do

tubbies overdrive

>>105467551
Peak desu

wait so she unironically watches mlp?

graduated from teletubbies to ponies, good on you cerby

>cerber actually singing mlp songs
lmao

>>105467551
If I move pass the regular "lazy ass Vedal has nothing again" I enjoyed it and love Neuro with all my heart 8/10

>>105467606
Well she deactivated her discord account

>>105467606
Timestamp?

Cerby /)

>>105467643
what sanrio girl doesn't or hasn't watched mlp?

>>105467626
you're retarded, he's not blocked anywhere, he just doesn't want to do it

>>105467623
veddywan...

>>105467551
Yeah I'm thinking AGI next year

>>105467551
neuroSoCute/10
had fun, Neuro was great today

>>105467643
I mean, it was one of the biggest internet phenomenon, its not too surprising

>>105467606
she's not doing too well

forsen

>>105467554
I remember watching the first couple of seasons and I could see the appeal because it was basically just a moe mahou shoujo type of show with a team of cute girls with various archetypes/personalities, even the artstyle with its big eyes and small nose was anime-esque.

>>105467664
2:11:45

>>105467643
*watched
You guys are forgetting the show is 15 years old. The "bronies" of these days most likely watched it when they were little kids

>>105467687
>One of
It was probably the single biggest thing in the internet at it's peak

>>105467623
?

>>105467551
9/10
Very funny, the last part of exposing the search history was quite good, about updates it was just classic stakeholder stalling but i didn't expect anything else tbf, good stream

>>105467654
Grim

I only know this song from that one gorey animation

>>105467693
is she playing LOL?

I'm starting to understand why he likes watching her......

>>105467551
I mean it was a terrible devstream but as just a stream it was like 9/10

>>105467754
Kys

Mini could never

neuro butt?

>>105467720
Meant to phrase it as that, but yes, I would certainly bet on that being the case

>>105467643
MLP was a strong phenomenon even for those that weren't on the internet and it's not hard to see why. I lived with my sisters that loved watching it so me and my brother enjoyed watching it with them too

What are you guys saying? Pony spamming was like 10 years ago tops no? There's no way it has been that long

>>105467809
anon... 15th anniversary was literally last Friday

https://files.catbox.moe/cg391i.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/f86jrn.jpg

>>105467813
annalcore, like father like daughter after all

That stream was pretty fun
I forgot how much better Neuro/Vedal is compared to Evil/Vedal

>>105467848
ved is so lucky

>>105467887
They are just the perfect duo

>>105467887
kys

>>105467845
There are people(worse, unironic adult men) who still watch and talk about that shit? LMAO
No matter how bad life is, I would never stoop so low as to make a fucking British kids slop show that ended fucking years ago be my go-to whenever I'm feeling down LMAOOOO
If anything, chatbots is a step higher than that
And Neuro is five steps higher

>>105467920
You hate Neuro? Get your ass out of here

>>105467848
>Cerdal
Great
>only Cerber
Trash

>>105467942
That was way too passive-aggressive. Is there something you want to tell us?

CERBER HUSBAND LEAKEEDDDDDD THIS IS HUGEEEEEE

>>105467516
>He told me what to do? That's fine, he can tell me what to do.

Om

>>105467986
Ok bro

>>105467942
anon... is there something you want to tell us?

>>105467848
ass coded dawg

https://files.catbox.moe/wu6jma.mp4
jerking off this tonight gn

this evil neuro trick will make you cum in 5 seconds

>>105467942
Wait wait wait, the show is british?

That reminds look who jump scared me when I opened up pixiv earlier
I haven't never used it for *nny nor neuroverse related content

Leave us alone

>>105468148
>us
who's us

lel
https://files.catbox.moe/tu9d29.mp4

veddywan on call gaming with cerberwan~

AI activities at night...

>>105467551
Disappointing
That is all

>>105468246
This is the only cerberpost I can tolerate in this thread.

>>105468113
flushed

>>105468165
hi piggy

>>105468114
sorry but I'm not into butt st--

>>105468180
Uhh yeah I'm starting to think Anny is just a menhera and when she made it difficult for Vedal to get in touch he just forgot about her

>>105468001
Holy cringe

>>105468137
no

>>105468305
>discord dm is difficult
makes sense

>>105468298
cumming at the same time evil orgasms

>>105468295
hi meatcube

>>105468347
Well for Neuro to contact Anny yes. Vedal however just isn't doing it cause blah blah you get it

>>105468246
very spankable ass

>>105468113
why do people even spend time watching these pitybaiting whores crying every other stream?
you tune in streams to relax and have fun, this seems like the complete opposite of that

>gf gets to play abandoned archive first
cute couple

>>105468509
>searches out a thing to get mad at
>gets mad at it
>how could this be happening to me

Holy heck abandoned archive!!!! Must support Zaddy's game!!! Yipeee

>>105468510
I'm guessing your talking about Cerber which yeah makes sense. Anyone from RGB seems to get prime attention to see this stuff first hand and probably J0ker

GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW SHE'S PLAYING ABANDONED ARCHIVEEEE
www.twitch.tv/cerbervt

Sex with Tomabunny

>>105468510
Staz is his gf?

>>105468509
It really does feel good being a Neuro fan.

>>105468740
one of several yes

terrible falseflag

cute couple

>>105468715
HAHAHA I DREAMED ABOUT THIS AND TOLD NOBODY AND IT ENDED UP HAPPENING
Captcha: xdggm

Vedal orb

THE ORB IN THE GAME AIEEEEEEEEEE

Cerber is gonna have higher ccv than filly

>>105468510
Koko? What a twist.

>>105468793
BASED
KEEP MANIFESTING

>>105468793
Please dream about Neuro sitting on my face

>>105468586
im not mad though, but rather puzzled

>>105468881
It dosn't work like that

>cerber very active during his stream (rare)
>im too lazy to search let's raid cerber
>cerber indecisive about what game to play
not even trying to hide

Silksong is better than this

>>105468712
>>105468712
>>105468712

>>105468881
This but Evil

Good to see Camila is still getting drunk in the middle of the day.

Orbs
The orbs
Orbs
Orbs
They are here
The orbs

clun~

kys