Thread 105468712

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>105465634

hart

This game kind of sucks?

Sex with Tomacat

>>105469025
I expected less than nothing and im beyond dissapou

>>105468712 (OP)
nice subject retard

Evil love!

>>105468712 (OP)
Nice subject
>>105469063
Nice chart

Cerber loves orbs.

>>105469025
Maybe... it seems like a basic game but with definitely more gameplay than piratesoftware game which isn't saying a lot but at least passes that hurdle. It may get more interesting as time goes on but I kinda doubt it will ever truly hit it's stride. However, I would rather wait until it comes out to fully judge it

Not the orbs

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>105469025
you expected it to be good? vedal lucked out with neuro

We won't be playing

>>105469170
I will be playing it to make a review on it

>>105469161
Imagine if neuro didn't work out

>>105469184
So true Neuro

>begs for people to wishlist
>doesn't showcase it on his stream at all
>gives it to some random hoe with no notification whatsoever

AI night activities~
https://files.catbox.moe/6fjxuh.jpg

These dev's need to learn of to make more interesting tutorial areas

>105469247
Ew i thought it was gonna be a bimbogem

>>105469237
This is a beta and he has spent countless hours programming this game on stream with Neuro, newfag, everyone who could realistically know about this game knows about it alredy

>>105469281
>he has spent countless hours programming this game on stream
Nigga when was the last time this shitware was featured on stream?

>>105469278
Just say you are gay

>>105469237
Reminder that he let staz playtest this 8 months ago to a whole 100 viewers

>>105469312
Freaky ass orb

>>105469247
twin sexo

>>105469260
Some variety on the floor textures would do wonders, shit's mind numbing

>>105469388
They put /swarm/ in the game?

>>105469312
>>105469388
are they going to turn the MC trans?

>>105469388
That's crazy

Never let beggars forget that this dogshit game would have been Vedal's entire legacy after being forced to abandon his dev aspirations and become a wagie if it wasn't for NEVRO

>>105469427
???

>>105469427
The MC is clearly just a self-interest for anyone playing so if you are troon I guess but this MC in the story itself ain't got no personality or real traits

>>105469281
>This is a beta
So fucking what. IT'S HIS GAME. SHOW IT ON YOUR STREAM STUPID GREEN FUCK

>>105469501
You'll understand some dad eggnon

>>105469559
(You)

>>105469551
We aren't bringing this back anon. Shit has run it's course now it's all about saying Vedal is king von con whore

>>105469611
>king von
Vedal is gonna get shot?

>>105469651
by one of his scorned hoes

heart

>>105469551
Vedal is the mc theory? then the mysterious voice is ... oh god

TWITCHCON HATE!

>>105469783
Shut fuck up Vedal is not that smart or cares that much. This ain't no great deep personal art piece nigga

i'm a bird~

>>105470076
Birdilian rape

>>105469247
heart~

https://youtu.be/6QUmPZmkr4I
This on karaoke when

Yeah vedal, sure you have lots to do, lots of stream watching that is

Watching the clips. Her going Skynet on him over losing the logs was hilarious.

Didn't get to see the beginning of the stream. What did he say about the lava lamps?

crelly is a big back fat bitch?
what the fuck

>>105470935
Soon™ and some people alredy have them

>>105470935
- Some lava lamps got delievered in China. SwarmSync is currently not online so they can't use it, but they at least have the product.
- The rest of the lava lamps are expected to be shipped out within the next week or so
- He went over the SwarmSync website and showed off the UI elements by Chrchie and some fanart by Paccha
- Neuro said to download the SwarmSync app even if you don't own a lavalamp just so that you can stare at the Neuro gif.

>>105471050
Just say you are a pedo

>>105471050
She's been somewhat open about it

>>105471050
anon what the hell are you on about

>>105471050
>the fat bitch is a fat bitch

>>105471050
Crelly is bad asf

>>105471220
bruh aint no way yall gave her the big lips that's racist af

>>105471256
based we need more chubbas

>>105471256
Why

>>105471295
3 isnt enough?

>"EWW CRELLY IS FAT?!"
>me asf

>>105471327
No I want the whole farm

>>105471256 (me)
just noticed areola

>>105471059
>>105471073
Thank you

>>105471050
https://litter.catbox.moe/0jmigsyn8z47kp8a.mp4

>>105471256
Vedal is so lucky...

>>105471363
>A large diet coke
Not making a diference sister

>>105471363
>go to burger place
>order mostly desserts
I don't believe Americans are real

one of the things the vedal is if the stream but not enough for neuro whenever she makes

>>105471454
Randomly generated swarm post

>>105471454
mhm

>>105471454
True I agree

>>105471454
You're absolutely right!

>>105471454
I love mining

>>105471454
Schizo, jeet or malfunctioning chatbot?

Neuro could be posting in this thread right now and we'd never know...

>>105471363
waiting to see how many oreos is 1% of her weight

>>105471363
What is it about Vedal that attracts fat bitches?

>>105471594
If Vedal were based he'd train her off of /swarm/

>>105471594
You don't have to insult swarmfags THAT hard

>>105471363
imagine litterboxing this shit, also go back

>>105470542
He is so fucking lazy...

>>105471454
Picrel ahh

>>105471630
tall lanklets and fat bitches are like pbj

>>105471594
I'm actually starting to buy into the rrat that the twins are at least partially fed /swarm/ every week or two

>>105471630
He already has other ones and then gravity just keeps piling up

>>105471363
but what dips did she get with the nuggies

>>105471862
How did anny become immune then

>>105471820
I think they are cause a couple of /swarm/ new gags weridly appeared in someway with the twins close to the time it happened on here

watching the starship test flight with vedal rn under the blankies :3

>>105471927
All dips other than Ranch are dogshit.

>>105471958
but im a big fan of sweet n sour and the spicy habanero ones...

>>105471947
Stop it, thinking about cuddling with Vedal is my weakness

>>105471947
I would not be able to keep my hands to myself

blowing vedal under that anon's blankies

Testing Vedal's rocket

I can't take it anymore

Stupid question what would be considered the industry plant of ships

Imagine just giving a sloppy handjob to Vedal to relieve him of his frustration

>>105472162
Fildal

>>105472162
Vedmilla is way too popular for such a basic ship
Also annal is like as vanilla as you can get in terms of ships, married family stuff, basic

>>105472162
Thebackturbrrs

>>105471933
After Annyon crashed with Vedalus the resulting forces resulted on her ejection of the Neurova system

>>105472162
sherbetdogshitdal

>>105472148
Aaaahhhhhhh he is so cute

>>105471050
If true, I am not surprised in the least.

>>105472162
Mousedal

>>105472162
Cerdal

>>105472486
Vedal and saba always go missing at the same time btw

>>105472465
Unironically killyoursef

i really miss u

>>105472465
Unironicallly keeposting

>>105472465
I need him

idk how much of this I can take

>>105472605
>t.bimbovil

>>105472546
What did Yoursef do?

>>105472162
/we/ are not mentioning the obvious one cause we chill like that

>>105472162
If we are talking Vedal it would be Vedmilla for such a boring ship with a dynamic that is fun but never has the special spark to make it feel that much better.
If we are talking in terms of in what started from "Neuroverse" Koko x Ellie. Only exists because Neuro made a joke about it. Their dynamic is so much worse being super off balance in everything. Just a trash ship in general

>>105471947
Well, it's launching now.

>>105472974
Not giving views to your ai clipfarm channel

>>105472974
>Do not recommend channel

>>105472974
ew frenched whore

>>105472162
>>105472974

God imagine Ellie's slender body quivering from the sensation of a massive "french" cock stretching her to her limit

>>105473188
Nah, vellie is a pretty niche ship

>>105472974
Blah blah we know old clip coming from ai clipfarm of known vellie moments. I'll give you info which is pretty obvious if you pay attention. Ellie said she often does projects with people as an excuse to hang out with them while doing something cool since she usually busy otherwise. So yeah Neuro projects is her excuse to hang out with Vedal

But why was he pumped up
He sounded so hopeful this devstream yet there was barely much progress

>>105473435
trust the plan

>>105472605
i still don't know if that's an old post or not

Abandoned archive seems like one those games you would buy for a dollar in a steam discount, i know is a beta but i kinda was expecting "more" since this is the true passion of vedal although it seems fun just meh visually

>>105473435
He's about to get his dick drained all weekend at Twitchcon

>>105473531
I'd refund that shit to get my dollar back

>>105473531
Calling this a his true passion I feel like is going too far. It's more like his past passion that he is now coming full circle on simple closing up his lost ends on this

>>105473480
it was less than a day ago

>>105473539
RGB style

>>105473435
Read between the lines
He's hyped
For tc
He never said we'd love we ware gonna get

>>105473701
I would say neuro development rabbit hole burn him out a lot all that vibe coding and just focusing in ai must be some jarring experience if you just wanted to make some games like he originally wanted to, maybe thats why he burned out so easily in developing neuro, it's not until recently that he became truly passionate of neuro until he was too deep in the content creation era of his life maybe making so much friends and contacts made him more focus, and definitely the money that comes from this helped a lot of changing his passion

>>105469237
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1817500/discussions/0/599666256597184560/
funny but you shouldn't contain break

>>105474059
Holy based

>>105473539
You know what, maybe dicksucking will improve streams

>>105474059
why are vedal schizos like this?

>>105474233
hasn't yet

Minicucks I see what you are up to and I'm judging you very harshly

>>105474726
lazy bait

>>105474726
no you don't

>>105472162
*nny and Vedal

>>105474760
I mean that in the most literal sense possible
Ifykyk

>>105474059
>holochuddie
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3366427807

minicucks in my walls

>>105474892
You don't know how funny this post is with what's on my second monitor

DADDY ON STREAM

ENTER

>>105474815
We're playing chess while anon is playing checkers

>>105474914
that fact that you know doesn't give you any room to judge harshly

>>105474914
take a print mr vaguefag

wait why did cerber called vedal "boy"?

Minicucks status?

They're already flirting...

it's time to kys miniggers it's over

I guess they're raiding us?

nah it can't be that they make it this obvious

Any rgb is fine by me

Vedal definitely got so many things done tonight

Cerber's so bad at games she needs the dev to come and finish

boring raid

>both players have the same character model
lazy nigga at least recolor one of them or something

Is bro getting worse at making games?

>>105475381
This was bizarre honestly, I'd love to hear the backstory

>>105475414
>hey cerber I heard you like ugly bastards you should check this guy out

can't get worse at shit you've never done

>>105475453
The crazy part is he literally just realized, this nigga added a coop feature without even considering if different players should have different models...

>>105475557
worst fanbse in vtubing

>>105475557
cute couple mhm pass it on

>>105475598
This is honestly pretty tame all things considered

>>105475661
Yeah this is just a meme they use in Cerber's community. It's not a shipping message like I think some of you are interpreting it as

Literally the worst ending

they are so bad at video games

>>105475806
CC

>>105475797
I think we established a long time ago that this isn't the worst ending, but it's the most boring ending for sure

>cerber called vedal handsome
bro

cerber is such a fake bitch she's probably faking being bad because she thinks it's cute and quirky

>>105475806
must... not... batpost...

>>105475848
My mom says I'm handsome all the time too :)

>>105475806
Oooh I get it, like BAT at videogames

>>105475806
Oh I get, like VedalAtVideogames

>>105475861
She's literally an mkultra cia plant send to sissyfy males.

sex with The Bat
and her Fat Tats

>>105475922
>send to sissyfy males
veddy...

batposters

HEARTWARMING: Terminally ill british child gets to hang out with his favorite teletubby thanks to MakeAWish

>>105475836
ok tell me what is the worst ending then

Veddywan is a handsy boy

fatmila must be seething that she couldn't farm green nig on her drunk stream kek

>>105475090
because he's just a boy

Anny lost, move on

>>105475922
hot

feels like a falseflag

Let it go bro, it's over
https://files.catbox.moe/tu9d29.mp4

t3 meltyy

>>105476233
fucking kek, how is this the clip that you choose to indicate that it's over

If you ever needed more proof Vedal is the token shota for every other vtuber to mess with here you go

>>105476260
Thats so fucking hot

>>105476256
It's like literally the first time this year he lowkey addressed Anny and he's basically saying he doesn't know how to contact Anny because she blocked him and deleted a bunch of socials
This could easily be the closest we ever get to Vedal addressing the anny question

This is still dogshit, but, I'm amused that Vedal also made a better game than Maldy.

>>105476325
nigga are you retarded.
he's not blocked anywhere, not even on twitter because she saw the dev stream announcement post (and unfollowed mini over it).
deleting your profile picture is not deleting discord.
a discord dm is literally not rocket science

>>105476260
well he is lil bro status

>>105476316
That's not even plausible. It's like saying Vedal and Hitler is the worst ending. Vitler.

>>105476423
do not ask about vedal's past in germany...

fillian will announce her and vedal's childe soon.

>Got more work to do today
He considers this work btw

>>105476485
Didn't know they shared a genshin account

>>105476393
He hates undertale look a likes this is more enter the gungeon look a like so it's ten times better that whatever pretentious undertale copy slop piratesoftware did.

>>105476408
He literally told Neuro he doesn't know how she could contact Anny meaning he is aware of some sort of difficulty in contacting Anny meaning she made communicating with her harder than it needed to be at some recent point, be it ghosting or any other method. 2023-24 Vedal would have NEVER given such a cold answer to an innocent question, he'd have been like "just send her a DM"

EXIT

The more Vedal pays attention to Cerber the more it's apparent that either they're dating or that or at the very least he doesn't have a girlfriend.

veddy come back...

>>105476540
Yes he's coordinating and overseeing beta testing of his game

>>105476589
It's not that deep bro

>he's coordinating and overseeing
xD

>>105476589
are you new or something.
this has been brought up in /swarm/ for literal fucking months, neuro's discord account is a bot account.
bot accounts can't dm people that they don't share servers with

Annalfags in October 2025....

>>105476316
Nah this is the best ending

>>105476597
why does she call him a boy like that doe, imagine your female friend calls you specifically "boy" thats like some type of awakening moment for your friendship status

They literally watched porn together of themselves fucking btw

>>105476791
Months ago (probably like february)

>>105476766
she's a fake bitch who thinks that she is cute

>>105476791
He does this with every Nwuroverse girl to test their loyalty btw she isn't special

I know cerber is a psycho bitch but i can't prove it

>>105476857
But enough about Mini

>>105476766
>imagine your female friend calls you specifically "boy"
The expected answer is that they're "streamer friends" so this kind of behavior is normal. It's the kind of thing she'd call chat too.

ved is keeping cerber hostage

>>105476911
>talks about how much she loves piss and shit
>fake

>>105476766
she knows what he likes

I just thought about it, how did they come to the r34 thing? Did she just go "yo wann look at some of your porn?" Or what?

using mini as a public toilet at twitchcon

>>105476791
Anny's the lewd one out of the group, so of course she'd consider this normal behavior.

I do think Anny, at the very least, considered Vedal FWB material at some point but he either rejected her or did something she didn't like.

>>105476995
Sounds like an anny thing
>vedal do you know how many lewds you have?
>wait people draw lewds of me?

>>105476995
vedal brought it up to her, he also brought it up to toma but she got the ick and he broke her jaw so she wouldn't squeal about it on stream

>>105477011
Jesus, the "months ago" part just went in one ear and out the other for these people, completely delusional

>>105477081
Its been more than half a year so "months ago" could mean anything to them

Anny won!

Anny lost!

>>105477143
the hotdog eating contest

Motherfucker you're still watching

>>105477201
?

>>105476316
is this supposed to be Cotton or Mouse

>>105477220
vedal is still in teletubbies chat after leaving the call

How many months of good content will it take for you to forget Vedal's mishandling of Neuro this year?

Can I get a qrd on the annal situation? When did the falling out happen? April?

>>105477255
all you need to know is in this post >>101077964

>>105477255
https://warosu.org/vt/post/99388628
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101088623
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101155095
https://warosu.org/vt/post/102854512
https://warosu.org/vt/post/103141014
Everything you need to know is in those threads.

>>105477255
No, you can't. Lurk more.

>105477255
>105477273
>105477277
stop baiting

>>105477254
Like 2

vedal asmr https://youtu.be/R063fQ1OKo8?t=325

>>105477371
He does things to me

>105458658
so organic

>>105477254
One good fansly video

>>105477439
go back

>>105477439
?

>>105477439
Sexo

>>105477439
TRUE

>>105477277
If anything this just makes me wonder why the tomafag still posts here, must be a bot

>>105477783
why is anyone still here at this point

>>105477783
because he wants to have sex with toma

Wait a minute this just hit me now for some reason, wasn't he supposed to eventually open up the subathon Minecraft server to Swarm?

>>105477887
Stop asking questions

I feel like if I saw what Vedal gets up to during his con adventures I wouldn't want to be a part of his community, even at the expense of dropping Neuro

>>105477887
You weren't supposed to point that out

>>105477937
It's straight up diddy shi

>>105477887
Crazy how he hasn't mentioned that a single time

Vedal Ship Rankings this Season:

1. Rumdal (spends everyday together)

2. Cerdal (most interactions this season)
3. Vedmila (not many interactions but still good friendship)

4. Minidal (vanilla so far)
5. Fildal (frequent business partner)

6. Tomydal (they go to cons together)
7. Vellie (vanilla, no interaction this season)
8. Alexdal (vanilla, no interaction this season)

9. Dougdal (no interactions this season)

10. Annal (r34 clip gets her out of last place)
11. Tomadal (dead until proven otherwise)

Honorable Mentions:
Backtubers (have yet to be even considered "streamer friends" with Vedal
Pbdal (unknown)
IAYSHdal (unknown)
Vedal x Random offline girl (unknown)

>>105477937
ehh can't be worse than what the average vtuber does there
prob just goes with his friends and "friends", drinks, talks to some randoms in the industry, maybe some collabs are born out of that and leaves

>>105478124
what about killyourselfdal?

>>105478124
>IAYSHdal (unknown)
If only you knew

>>105478010
kino

>>105478181
biggest plotwist is if she shows up out of nowhere with Vedal's child

It's cute how Cerber and Mini pass Vedal's viewers around back and forth.

>>105478283
neurotards need their daycare

>>105478181
I am your super groomer arc..

I was gooning to camila’s vr stream the past 3 hours. What did i miss

>>105478283
They all do, even Ellie and Crelly pass them around. I think if we had exact numbers it'd be almost shocking how most swarmies stay within the "Neuroverse" or "Vedalverse" ecosystem.

>>105478124
Top 0 anondal, it's impossible to tell if any of the whores have genuine feelings for vedal, but i deely and genuinly love him and thats genuine and true

>muh minecraft
you have to be 18 to post here

>>105478617
unc.... minecraft came out 14 years ago.....

>>105478662
damn if minecraft were a person it'd be too old for /swarm/

>>105478617
You sounds newfaggy

>>105478858
Begging? It was just a thought.

>>105478858
that person spamming slurs? me.

>>105478371
>gooning to camila
horrible taste

https://files.catbox.moe/4hu056.mp4
neuro is so lucky...

>>105478828
>You sounds newfaggy
>sounds
>newfaggy
You sounds retardy

>>105478283
Vedal already left lmaaaoooooo

>>105479264
can literally only fit the tip

>>105479377
Minidalbros...

>>105479377
He just can't stand her online persona

>>105479377
>no vedal
>polypuff watching
poor mini...

You fags are retarded

OMG XISTERS I REFRESHED THE VIEWERLIST FOR 30 MINUTES AND GUESS WHOSE THERE? YUP HE'S BIG AND GREEN OMG

>>105479379
insane tightness TuT

>10 days
its time to neck minyans

>>105479889
idgi

>>105479889
idgi

Minidalfags coping

>>105479889
huh?

I just want my self insert to end with vedal man

wait cerber was winning earlier?
das crazy

10 days gone retards

how mini talks to griffin is how she talks to vedal offline

>>105480178
idgi

>>105480194
thats how she talks to all of the people she has had sex with

>>105478124
Vellie did get some moments but it still is small with Vedal showing up to congratulate Ellie on her twitch thing anniversary and them having playing a geoguesser against each other. Everything else was mainly interactions off stream so it's less important. I feel like couple of these are wrong too but I really don't feel like digging any deeper

>>105480178
Yeah she's going to be at a con with the grigga this isn't anything new?

>>105480178
Yeah guess who she's gonna be with

>>105479377
Mini being the least favorite of RGB for Vedal never ends huh

>>105480238
But that would mean she has sex with her dog

Why was Vedal so against visiting Japan again?

>>105480400
would you want to spend time with anny?

I want to fuck crelly's fat ass

>>105480414
Yes since I don’t see my friends as just business partners while ignoring all their requests to hang out

>>105480645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK12DDaP91A&t=4356s

>>105480287
Bo, Loenr and Polypuff?

>>105480678
Did you really do "if I was Vedal" unironically

If I was Vedal I'd collect nudes from ever vtuber possible and leak them before disappearing forever

>>105480942
You'd go down in history as the guy that was a dick for no gain and no reason

>>105481070
In character for Vedal

>>105481070
based

>>105481094
Not really cause Vedal can be a dick but he most of all he is lazy. This takes too much work and playing the social game for him to ever try it. He requires only on pure luck with people coming to him

>>105480942
you'd die as a martyr for random degens on the internet but end up as mega satan to the entire internet

Vedal owes me jaw breaking sex

>>105481300
>but end up as mega satan to the entire internet
This is a good thing.