Thread 105595497

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◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
◆【Pipkin Pippa】https://x.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa
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◆【Kaneko Lumi】https://x.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated?] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
◆【Jelly Hoshiumi】https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
◆【Ember Amane】https://x.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
◆【Clio Aite】https://x.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepyCh
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◆【Amanogawa Shiina】https://x.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
◆【Himemiya Rie】https://x.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
◆【Komachi Panko】https://x.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
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◆【Gram Pico】倉夢ぴこ (JP) https://x.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
◆【Kaminari Clara】歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP) https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara
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◆【Malice Evermore】https://x.com/MaliceEvermore | https://www.youtube.com/@maliceevermore | https://www.twitch.tv/maliceevermore
◆【Nitya Nil】https://x.com/Nitya_Nil | https://www.youtube.com/@Nitya_Nil | https://www.twitch.tv/nitya_nil
◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://www.youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://www.twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost
◆【Bibi Biscuit】https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh | https://www.youtube.com/@bibibiscuitch | https://www.twitch.tv/bibibiscuitch
◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss | https://www.youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://www.twitch.tv/anyanyabyss
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Previous Thread: >>105592440

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Would you let her in?
any media with this premise but with sexo?

>>105595497 (OP)
If you're down on your luck, or you're just having a bad day.

Remember that this is the timeline we live in

shondo will blackmail tanya into leaking phase discord logs

Hag sex

Don't get invested, they're all going to be whores

>>105595661
so everyone Pippa got into the company were failures except Sleepy?

The Legendary Knight who saved /pcg/

Jelly's ass status?

bibi and nitya will save phase

Google docky will drop before debut. Watch the skies

Tenma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Zi1tex6Ks

Hime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkx3Qe6eW7U

Memory
https://www.twitch.tv/kokoromomemory

Lumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qod3dAxNT8

>>105595671
I mean papers please got porn parodies, so I don't see why this one couldn't.

>>105595674
The timeline where this isnt real and someone has to rp it

>>105595621
>Never let pippa nepohires into the company
They thankfully don't.
Otherwise Lisa, Ryebread, Hexa, Kirsche, ky0resu, etc would be in Phase.
She can fuck em as much as she wants when she goes to offkai and twitchcon. But don't let them into the company. We don't need STD streamers.

>>105595694
Wait Dizzy was right?

>>105595726
Now that's the realistic communist border crossing experience.

>>105595731
but you can dream
no one can steal your dreams
and dreams last forever

>>105595726
I have high gooning standards. Parodies and weekend projects aren't gonna cut it.

>>105595733
I don't know why we think experienced manager can be that wrong only because she cries on stream sometimes.

*ring your doorbell*

>>105595694
Tenma and Lumi ain't failures

Good morning retards and sodomites. Any new Anya news?

>>105595726
Oh I played this game, it's ok

Imagine seething about Brittany Venti phasing in. This has so many interesting possible turnouts. You cowards want NEH. Stay mad, doofy. VentiGods are here to stay.

>>105595785
they got in on their own.

>>105595783
the saga of nitya the evil

>>105595800
actually peak design

>>105595800
Please kill yourself

>>105595800
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Fucking hell, i've listened to random skinwalker stories on youtube and now im spooked, chat. PFTF?

>>105595800
I just want her and Clara to collab

>>105595783
Can Lumi handle someone taking her reptile shtick?

>>105595800
I take it it's shondo who started this meme. I guess they don't teach manners in british slums.

PLUR

I DONT CAR

The next gen has two confirmed CHUDS and one moderate leftist

>>105595783
*opens my door*

during activity of this thread Anya will tweet

>>105595849
she is more upset about new blue woman. she is losing her identity.

>>105595832
>>105595855
Crying much, doofy?

>>105595868
>moderate leftist
good one

>>105595783
croc on my cock

I hope if Brittany venti phases in she absorbs pippa and maris audiences and shows those two how a real grifter does it

>>105595783
Weird looking dog

>>105595884
why can't she be happy with being lemon woman?

Is mpreg/omegaverse the female pornaddict equivalent to being obsessed with futa?

>>105595880
Stop posting Clio dox.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>105595895
cute

>>105595893
Wose is moderate

>>105595902
she hates yellow

Are we placing bets on Nyana, yet?
>Will she ACTUALLY phase in or will she explode and ruin the wave debut?

>>105595898
Is that bitch even a vtuber?

Any of the new phasers that I might be able to watch as a EU wagie?

malice... walice.... mawice.... mice....

Which one of the Sagas will homeless BBs move to?

>>105595932
She will stream for 3 months then she'll Saya herself when she realizes Phase isn't "a chance of a lifetime" or whatever bs she said couple months ago lmao.

>>105595893
aka classical liberal

>>105595932
I imagine Kevin has a contingency to at least contain the damage if she implodes.

>>105595943
nothing changed, Lumi, Clio, Tenma
sometimes rare Jelly

>>105595956
Sinon 100%

>>105595954
Honestly I was hopping it was Menace but she's too Stacie for artistic connect.

>>105595956
mina

>>105595968
smol or medium premium?

https://x.com/SinonSinfonia/status/1979235414734180368

hehehe she read my dm. I hope she enjoyed it, a lot

Yeah, I'm thinking the Brittany, Panko, and Jelly collab, finna make these doofies seethe bigly style.

If you don't like OUR girls. Get the fuck out of OUR general. VENTIGODS RISE UP

>>105595968
I hope I can call this one mommy.

>>105595932
I hope she enjoys back scratches and ear scratches.
https://files.catbox.moe/tl6dh9.webm

>>105595972
I imagine he still trusts insane women because it worked couple times before.

Kek, I like clara's name for hers

I’m leaving.

Please be ok Anya Nyabyss…

>Rie currently collabing with a male
>Lumi talking about the shows she watches with her boyfriend on Netflix

Man shit is grim right now

>>105595968
>nanoyo
>nanoyo
>nanoyo
>nanoyo
https://litter.catbox.moe/gt5o9x.webm

>>105596035
Oh good she realized being a whore is bad

>>105595812
tenma was literally the first nepo

>>105596009
I mean I sent my cock so it wont be open long

>>105595973
Is there a reason for this? What does phase even gain from even more girls sharing the same time slot?

>>105596035
that's funny

>>105596050
no fucking dude would watch a series about a fag in marines

>>105596050
Would you chill on the couch with Lumi while you watch the show about the gay marine being gay in the marines?

The trick to fingering your sister is spray some throat numbing spray usually used for sore throats right inside her pussy while she's sleeping. In 15 seconds she'll be numb for at least an hour

>>105596035
>Post Nut Clara-ty
>"God damn how did I end up with this skinny BPD woman from the party last night, she woke up and started sperging out about the US and Israel and I just want her to get the fuck out"

>>105595671
Happy ogledov anon.

>>105595968
NOOOOO FLAT

>>105596071
Lumi said dead hours won't be fixed. So Clio it is.

>>105595968
i like the color scheme, i hope she's a massive dork

>>105596050
I dont get why girls who lean so much into gfe, rp shit collab with men

Lumi is coping about the new pokemon game

>>105596104
>she'll be numb for at least an hour
what's the point then

>>105595968
we already have a sleepy head

>>105595968
Who is this again?

>>105595943
Panko, Remilia.

>>105596035
Why does the bottom left's drink look like marshmallows and cum?

>>105596153
sinon

>>105596104
That actually makes sense but throat numbing spray + irrumatio sounds better

>>105596093
Dudes will watch anything if there girlfriend wants to watch it

>>105596150
She is Spanish?

>>105596114
that is clearly at least medium

>>105596141
>what's the point
Feeling the inside of your sister.

>>105596180
British

>>105596050
Hime...

>>105596104
Or you could just ask her to have sex with you like a normal person.

>>105596150
AnchorageGODS

>>105596050
What the tenma doing?

P A N K O
M A NK O

>>105596150
>mfw the Venti seethers are from Lagos
Imagine my shock.

>>105596153
Can you not fucking read?

>>105595635
I dont know who this is supposed to be for and at this point im too afraid to ask

Venti needs to do GFE ASMR and maybe fart fetish fansly content

Pippa got up early today. NOT FOR THE CON THOUGH. I'm sure you won't see her there :^)

>>105596150
i am stupid? does the sun turn left or right?

>>105596223
I KNOW she has other clips like these stop reposting this one

Why do I hear a male's voice in Rie's stream?

>>105596239
you are
from right to left

>>105596215
Okay, Guru Larry.

>>105596223
Average Phase femposter

>>105596221
all of them

>>105596221
The bone should have tipped you off. It's Bibi.

>>105596246
She is allowed to have male friends incel

Venti was voted most based black woman of the sector.

>>105596246
She's a cock addict

>>105596164
Well it's a male vtuber so....

>>105596221
Bibi

[Lumi News]
She lowkey thinks less of vtubers who go really heavy into GFE because it means they aren't entertaining enough on their own merit.

>>105596239
west, ever heard of it?

>>105596246
Hime is Shiori of phase connect.

>>105596228
>not a vtuber
Stop posting off topic shit.

The inventor of the road roller was a genius. He made a 20 ton machine create 60 tons of force. The secret is that the roller drum isn't a solid piece of metal. The magic comes from eccentric wheels spinning inside. When two are installed opposite each other, they make the roller vibrate intensely up to 50 times a second compacting the ground with massive impact force. However, this early design had a major problem. A monotonous up and down vibration only applied maximum force at the moment of impact which was inefficient. This created uneven washboard like patterns on the road and could even trigger vibrations that damaged nearby structures. So engineers came up with a clever fix. They connected two sets of these eccentric wheels with a belt causing them to counteract each other as they spin. Transform the harsh up and down shaking into a smooth pendulum like oscillation. This new motion compacts the whole surface evenly and repeatedly all while avoiding the damaging resonance of the older design.

>>105596270
Women who sleep in a bed with literal cat shit are so bassssseeeeeedddddd and trad. Fucking retard kys.

nameless should post bush

>>105596238
Just follow the mould. You could spot her without even knowing her face

>>105596291
>Workout Wednesday

>>105596304
She's phasing in in 1 week DOE?

>>105596223
…who??!

>>105596242
Ugh, fine.

https://files.catbox.moe/mwugqu.mp4

>>105596071
euphoria was originally staggered through EU evening/night hours, but hina and saya disappeared, muyu is spotty, and eimi gave it up for the late night slot

technically hina and muyu are still in that slot, but you're more likely to see clio, remi, lumi, and panko in that order and sometimes erina and jelly do the morning hours, and you will see hime and tenma at all hours randomly so you will get them too

the most reliable choices are lumi and remi but they overlap each other, and remi is a bit more niche, but you could have hina and panko when they actually stream

>>105596291
Based

>>105596316
Pokami Poka

Why is shondo fishing for drama again? It's not our fault your friends want to join a corpo

>>105596306
Maybe don't reply to things you apparently are clueless about.

>>105596323
...why does this sound like Yuri?

>>105596323
why does she sound like Yuri?

>>105596342
is the drama in the room with us right now?

>>105596323
sounds like yuri

Who’s the most racist member of phase in your opinion?

Willy? Helmi? Mina? Which one is gonna stick?

>>105596372
>>105596375
>>105596377
Meds.

>>105596342
She's a talentless blown out whore

I want the Venti/Clara colab so bad

>>105596306
Already feeling threatened by the big dawlg? Sad! You have a few days before she debuts, and starts directly controlling Phase matters. Enjoy what you have left.

>>105596325
>hina
>when she streams

>>105596376
Someone posted this last thread
https://streamable.com/v9mean

Pippa should sleep in the same bed as me, platonically

Mr President a fucking fourth Yuri variant has hit pcg

>>105596323
no the OTHER one

>>105596384
Clara

You know, I posted a pretty interesting find last night. Not a single reply. Zero (you)'s. It went totally ignored while the thread continued looping. Why am I even surprised? Who actually cares that a band was named "The Pipkins" in the 70s. Who cares that the song they put out was called "Gimme Dat Ding." Why would 4chan be interested in a seemingly racist depiction of a black person asking for a hand out? Its all so tiresome. I wish other music anons were still around. Jelly bgm anon i hope you fucking die in a lightning storm like Hassans dog.

>>105596238
Are we still acting like she didn't tell us she's going even though she told us she's going?

>>105596429
Sorrry anon, she rented out a while air bnb just for herself so that she can edge and goon then scream as she orgasms like she did on stream last night

>>105596422
I see you didn't watch it

>>105596447
I saw your post.

>>105596291
Whore regret

>>105596239
LAND OF THE RISING SUN. WHERE IS IT, NIGGA?

I kinda like this "new" kind friendly Tenma

>>105595943
Kitanya had euro friendly hours

>>105596451
>>105596238

She said she wasn't going to the con itself.

>>105596447
It didn't look interesting.

>wanted Sawa
>got Venti
There are worse outcomes

>>105596447
I noticed, I found it amusing, but nothing more beyond that. Thanks anon, don't feel glum.

Have we gotten designs for the new holes yet

>>105596481
She was kinda Lumi hours

>>105596466
She was being vague as fuck. What do you mean?

Lumi has to beg her editors and viewers to do mod stuff for her

>>105596510
she said it's funny and only good

>>105596483
And you're just going to trust Pippa of all people after she constantly lies to her fans?

Owari da

>>105596503
you think I can be free from Lumi enslavement if she is in?

>>105596483
She literally said "I'm going to twitchcon to see my friends".
The implication is whatever her friends do, she'll do. If they go to the con she'll go to the con.
Simple as.

>>105596510
1:40

>>105596540
Airi you are always sick, injured or "busy with work"

>>105596540
Stealth suspension.

>>105596552
She also said she isn't buying a pass for the con, now stop being a faggot.

>>105596555
but she said it's all good, did she lie to me?

[Lumi news] buy Phase Coffee

>>105596578
She always says that retard.
It's opsec. You're a literal mouth breather.
She says the same shit every time and goes to the con every time.
And you retards don't learn. It's amazing how easy it it so trick a sub 80 IQer.

>>105596588
She said it's all good and happy. Why would you watch a clip where she says that and conclude that she's drama baiting?

>>105596571
Airi has never fully recovered from her near fatal car crash with a fucking semi

>>105596599
now that I think about it
>20k coffee machine
>doesn't even work with Phase coffee beans

Graduate every con slut. Phase in cute Japanese girls.

IS NYANA OK
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME

[Lumi news] Gamer supps/Gamerfuel doesn't have a good payout

>>105596483
Yeah, and she met those guys at her airbnb

>>105596628
vtubing has made me so jaded that I do not trust any story without some evidence
at most I treat it as kayfabe

>>105596662
>>>/fvr/

>>105596180
What are the chances it's Ky0resu

>>105596650
Yes and then we can send them to cons and fill them with sex and drugs

>>105596673
I found an article about an Asian woman barely surviving an underride crash in the LA metro that would be around the time Airi was in the hospital

I can’t stop thinking about Otonose Raco

>>105596540
Oh boy. Cue up at least 3 more members posting about getting sick in the next few days.

>>105595968
MOMMY YES

>>105596708
>barely surviving
that wasnt her then

I took a self administered IQ test and scored a 94.
My oshi is Mint.
I'm curious what other anons scores are and who they oshi.

>>105596540
>Sleepy, Airi, Pippa
Who else?

>>105596540
>marimari aids spreading across the entire company

>>105596732
Airi was in the hospital for weeks and had months of physical therapy anon

>anyas account gets sniped by an insider
>Phase and anya have to make a _ account, but fight to get the actual one
>they manage to get it, but it was a trap
>the og owner then shows 'proof' they have a right to the account, thus putting it in limbo and causing issues with Anya in general.

>>105596742
84, but I don't trust those websites
Pippa

>>105596742
124 - Stronny Cuttles

>>105596371
I know all about her. I know all about her boyfriend who had a mental breakdown and leaked videos of it all. Fuck off.

>>105596742
I can tell you're a homosexual by your oshi. Hope this helps.

What happened to Wemi? Why isn't she streaming???

>Runie, Lumi, Airi, Tenma, Sleepy, Clio, Shiina
You guys every notice that the talents that have/had actual jobs are significantly better at keeping a schedule and don't randomly fuck off for days/weeks on end? It should be a requirement for chuubas to work a year in the real world so they stop complaining about how hard it is to stream 12 hours a week.

Erina should play this

>>105596732
Sakana replaced Airi's va?

>>105596742
140 Lumi
I am my own worst enemy because I actually gosling Ember but I know I can't go down that route without spiraling. So I hatewatch Lumi instead.

>>105596784
Mummeh <3

We should get morning workout streams with wilhelmina...

>>105596827
>>105596814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeHiH2_gBDQ

>>105596808
Good luck getting a job in the real world in the first place.
Market is absolutely FUCKED, and it's only going to get worse.

>>105596802
Eaten by comodo dragons.

>>105596742
Wemi!

>>105596742
125 - Lumi
>>105596829
same but Sleepy.

>>105596681
Pretty high.

>>105596742
135 Wemi

>>105596846
sword swings ASMR

>>105596708
Recent events are making me ask questions about Airi's accident.
Is it even a rrat? I'm not sure, but I'm blaming jeets.

>>105596802
She's back with her family temporarily and has the flu

>>105596865
Learn to weld.

>>105596871
Koko is completely fabricated and is just a dumb gorilla that can wave her hands

Making incest babies with your mom and drinking her breastmilk is morally correct and encouraged here.

Venti joining phase was a joke... Are you stupid?

>>105596808
>Finding a job
>In this fucking market

HAHAHAHA

>>105596808
I think Lia has tried to hold a part time job a few times but her weak mental can't take it for long

>>105596919
>Koko is
was*

>>105596865
Tired of winning yet?

>>105596919
Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

>>105596922
True and real

>>105596919
the translated messages are all fabricated not everything about koko

>>105596937
>Are you stupid?

>>105596919
Gorilla brains are pretty huge, they are simply too safe to evolve into anything else. Same as elephants. So she could've been a freak mutation.

>>105596922
Incest is literally the opposite of "morally correct" wtf is wrong with you

>>105596313
workout wednesday isn't gfe. stop calling it that. retards like you and the discord queers are why we cant enjoy lumi noises without music drowning them out.
stop being gay you are as bad as they are

Rec me an anime to watch since I don't care for all the streams rn. I'm drunk as fuck. Phase Connect.

>>105596808
Last time Lia and Panko tried, they almost went insane. Some people are simply not made properly.

>>105596948
Yeah no more woke shit.

>>105596609
>Pippa
>Opsec
Lol, lmao

Is Bibi chromu?

Teasing Eimi’s pink nipples

>>105596291
They all start out soft and cute and GFE-ish to grow then it gets to their heads and they start finding it icky.
>>105596742
I was 15, but I doubt it changed, 115IQ, Lumi

>>105596777
Checked and would kek

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/m92ibs.png
Reminder that Jesus Christ is #1 PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

Tenma you cant just ask that your coworkers...

>>105596991
It is GFE with a bias towards coomer bait

>>105597001
Beatless, pandora in the crimson shell, goldentime

>>105596291
Let me guess
>heavy = more than I used to do

>>105597017
chromu wouldn't pass sakana barrier, he hires nepo but not that nepo

>>105597001
Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Ni-kai Kougeki no Okaasan wa Suki desu ka?

>>105596967
Koko demonstrated an impressive understanding of language… for a gorilla. But nothing beyond what we already know a gorilla can comprehend. This was near the tail end of the era when people were trying to prove that there’s nothing special about humans compared to other animals (a lie), but after they figured out they couldn’t do it legitimately. It’s no wonder then that anything beyond what you’d naturally assume a gorilla is capable of was faked or selectively reported.

>>105596984
You'll see the light someday, my child.

Are mountain gorillas smarter than Somalians?

>>105597094
she could not form sentences and never rose above utterances and making repeated incomprehensible demands for things she knew the names of

>>105596447
Basically, you're saying that the name "Pipkin Pippa" is, in some labyrinthine fashion, a joke meant to be taken as "Handout-Begging-Soft-A-N-Word," right?

>>105597006
Start thinking of some excuses to explain to your children why you voted to destroy your country

>>105597001
Log Horizon
DATABASE
DATABASE

>>105597087
Kino

>>105597001
Fuck off to the hololive general. We don't like weebs, or weebshit.

>>105597114
you realize it's kind of a lot for an animal
imagine a cow does the same to put it in perspective

>>105596742
151
tenma

>>105597147
Elimi seems to get by fine

statistically speaking, its likely at least one new talent has masturbated in the last 24 hours.

>>105597164
>151
I don't believe you.

>>105597001
kissxsis

>>105597176
Who's the most likely candidate?

Her name was Stephanie.
Her name was Stephanie.
Her name was Stephanie.
Her name was Stephanie.
Her name was Stephanie.

>>105597001
Made In Abyss, Paranoia Agent, and mu shi shi are pretty good

>>105597001
If Nostalgia drunk: Log Horizon
If Sad drunk: Plastic Memories
If Blasted drunk: Yakitate!! Japan
If Silly drunk: Grand Blue

>>105597129
Explain to your boyfriend and his son how you voted for a black female.

No /pcg/ I'm not going to fuck my mom and I'm not going to give her a baby. Wtf is wrong with you

>>105596742
218
Wemi

It's Lua Asuka

>>105597212
me

>>105596742
152 tenma

>gumi hours
guess I'll come back later

>>105597225
Better than an orange child rapist

What the fuck is this thumbnail?

>>105596941
Have you tried learning a useful skill instead of sitting behind a desk?

>>105597193
it is true
I didn't know for a long time but when searching for some old paperwork in my mom's office a few years ago I stumbled upon the result of the test

>>105597236
is it good?

why does clio have a history of raiding into a facedoxxed troon (mako)

>>105597001
Great teacher onizuka.

>>105597126
No.

>>105597265
coomer grifter thumbnail

>>105597147
My cat meowed and nudged his food dish when he was hungry. Besides being able to form sign language, this is equivalent communication

>>105596948
LMAO if you think it's American only.
I'm from the UK and have a STEM degree, I landed a minimum wage job with no relation to my degree whatsoever. We now also have people completig med school unable to get work as doctors. It's a different issue to other degrees given our national healthcare system, but the point is the jobs market is fucked thanks to a bunch of thigns going back to the boomer outsourcing jobs so everyone is funnelled into the "service economy", so everyone gets a degree then those jobs stagnate and people need one to be competitive while trades are also being looded, jobs that aren't outsourced are now outsourced thanks to companies realizing it was possible after covid had WFH bullshit, no difference between 10 miles away and India.

I personally like streamers who have a ctual jobs for a bunch of other reasons. Firstly I relate to them, secondly I feel their streaming is more special as not only is it precious free time, but it's more of a passion thing as they love streaming as opposed to people who NEED to stream to make rent. A bonus is they won't whine about how shit life is being a streamer, e.g. Kronii's schedule lives rent free in my mind. I don't watch her but holy fuck I hate people like her.

Need a goth Lia gf

>>105597236
give me the breakdown on this.... 'lua' bitch

>>105596384
Nasa

>>105597296
!vershion

>>105597296
why are you brown

>>105597311
What part of that is the grift?

>>105597147
a lot of animals are capable of similar they just can't vocalize and can't sign, the problem is both people underestimate them and the results with apes were vastly exaggerated
some birds and dogs can do just as well if not better, but dolphins use an actual spoken language of some kind

>>105597236
If that's true she would be even more boring than Saya

>>105597296
trannies stick together

>>105597001
Heartful Maman The Animation

>>105597176
Muyu masturbates every day.

>>105597323
Everyone's fault but your own

>>105597339
Sorry anon but Mako is 100% a man

>The VentiGods have been proven to be correct again.
Well would you look at that.

>>105597328
Something is creating script errors

>>105597370
NTA thankfully. Getting a job was easy. Getting a house is nigh impossible.

>>105597387
you wish

>>105597392
Youre not very subtle

A long time ago I was showering with my sister and then I got a boner so we played a game where I rubbed myself on her. Looking back I didn't realize it was some weird stuff.

Felt good though

>>105597296
dwai don't think too hard about why Clio would tell everyone that when she wants kids she wants to adopt and that it might not be possible to have kids the normal way for some reason that isn't tied to her fertility

>>105597400
what the hell are you talking about anon?

>>105597406
anyone have the grok'd version of this where she takes off the dress and reveals a veiny white monster

Stop the incest

>>105597421
it's a joke, lua script is a scripting language

nyana status?

>>105597350
>they just can't vocalize and can't sign
duh, because to learn and "understand" concept of signing is like for you to learn smelling something 5 miles away like a dog. alien concepts for both sides.

>>105597265
It's arousing, that's what it is.

>>105597406
silicone breast vest have existed for a decade, tons of flat cosplayers use them
The hands are man sized

>>105597443
watching tenma does that to you

>>105597265
>the goblin recoils in horror as it witnesses the true panko manko

>>105597392
>[1]
idiot

>>105597328
Good singer, boring streamer.
Absolutely zero noteworthiness in her entire tenure. She kinda plays games but not really, she kinda does ASMR but not really. Used to have a mama type model but then went loli-ish.

Honestly, she reminds me of Hina, but even blander, if that is even possible.

>>105597408
Keep seething, doofy. Brittany Venti is phasing in, and your indi faves remain outside.

>>105597296
How long are you gonna be at it today tva tranny?

>>105597454
the hips aren't man sized though

>>105596742
134, Rie

>>105597477
anon if you want to troll at least learn the language first
it's indie

>>105597265
Mushroom fag should do a different face style

>>105597470
made me smile. good job crocodinky, now try it during the stream.

>>105597327
We all do anon, we all do.

Where Muyu zomboid

>>105597450
are you mentally retarded anon

>>105597504
but in getting a reaction out of you with the incorrect spelling he has successfully trolled you

>>105597406
peak female form
if you want a surefire way to tell check small joints, knees and elbows, it's unethical to shave those down

>>105596742
140 - Nasa

>>105597489
A combination of picture editing, padding and even a corset can give that illusion anon
I had a femboy as a roommate, I know all these tricks

>>105597523
thats not how trolling works

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Manko soon

>>105597475
sadly that sounds exactly like someone phase connect would hire

Why are we not panicking about Nyana’s discord meltdown? She could in serious trouble.

>>105597515
dogs awoo and circle around, cows moo, cats meow
but a fucking gorilla making a sign to get something after learning it from humans without physical intimidation is somehow the same thing

PFTF?

>>105597454
>>105597489
nor the womb bump

>>105597542
Tell Aiko to handle it man, I'm busy.

>>105597527
Anons post asian femgays who look like that but without the excess fat all the time.

VentiGods, one of the doofies pointed out a typing error. We need to retreat back to the Venticord with our heads hung in shame.

>>105597569
you just said i can't understand dogs smelling because of anatomy but you not only explained it without me needing to have done but also expected me to understand despite not being a dog

Why do you talk about trans so much?

>>105597406
search "mako fukasame" on kiwifarms
you're watching a tranny agp-max

>>105597590
Asians are cheating there are no manly asian men

>Jelly is vaguetweeting again
You better donate 5000 dollars next stream if you want her to stay in Phase!

just tell lumi it is smut if you want her to read it
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1979247733824459017

>>105597566
That was like 10 hours ago, people moved on.

I wonder if you can teach bibi some tricks, I bet she's a good girl.

>>105597566
latina

>>105597562
I mean, you can't have every hire be this big bombastic personality. It's fine to have some "shes cute and that's pretty much it" members, especially since Hina herself is MIA.

>>105597604
Why do you always try to avoid transvestigations?

>>105597615
>Malice getting all the attention

>>105597605
go back simon

>>105597605
no I don't think I will
you should go back there

>>105597637
vtuber companies should never hire shit streamers

>>105597566
Hi Nyana

>>105597603
you know it, but you do not understand it, I have no idea how dog feels when it smells something so far away and knows what it is
I'm not saying gorilla understood something, but it was a pretty big half step away from an animal to sentience, few million years of that and maybe something would've worked out.

1-2 hours until Wilhelmina's tweet

Holy fuck this thread is awful.

>>105597470
Hmmmmmm.....

Tenma is so cute!

>>105597729
we should post more incest

>>105597719
No why would anon post Miia here?

Holy grim.
https://x.com/moonjelly0/status/1979248114239443106

>>105597729
Thanks, we try.

I'm out of the loop, did chromu make it in?

I want to stick my face in Ninema's nine tails and take a deep whiff.

>>105597605
I was going to call bullshit, but what the fuck.

>>105597612
Jelly is a known Venti-head. She's probably just nervous about working alongside her oshi now.

>>105597573
Hime, Lia, Lumi

>>105597759
it's over

>>105597756
That would be a massive improvement over this shit.

>>105597534
yes it is

Ngl it's actually pretty cringe for any man with a cock and balls to be uploading a vtuber's melty straight from their discord to the front page of twitter like he's got his eyes glued to every TVA, /vt/, or Twitter thread with that vtuber's name open with his eyes glued to them and he's just mashing F5
Like what's the game here? Twitter points? Likes? You were the first one to spill the tea? You stumbled across the new gen names and got so high off the clout boost from it that you're trying to score points for snitching again?
I'd be losing my freaking mind if i was her.

>>105597296
Clio supports trans rights and isn't a chud. Did you forget she's a history major?

Why is this retard even spamming this washed up kiwi bitch anyway?

>>105596742
127
Runie Ruse

>>105597759
is she the biggest doomer in the company?

>>105597795
that's why I suggested it

>>105597719
miia can't do kayfabe even for a debut

>>105597818
nope

>>105597767
No.

>>105597770
I'm gonna have to bring you in Chuddie, prepare to be feminized in re-education camp

>>105597759
She does this constantly. It means nothing. She will never leave Phase because she's nothing without it.

>>105597759
she should do something to relieve all that stress

>>105597795
Graduate

>>105597770
just admit you're samefagging, this is just pathetic

>>105597759
>Jelly is afraid starknights are gonna dump her

>>105597821
she posted same thing on twitter, discord came later

Rosemi should sue Phase for pretending she's hired to profit off the hype

PFTF?

>>105597833
Maybe her "manager" can help her

>>105597757
>>105597833
Miia isn't phasing in but someone else is

>>105597826
>Clio supports trans rights
pretty sure she was kind of negative about it today.

>>105597759
Boo hoo, classic manipulation to rein her pets in

>>105597883
Muyu...

>>105597827
Because it's fat and unemployed with nothing better to do.

>>105597862
She should be. I'm dropping her for the dog.

>>105596742
Never done that, but my GT score is 139, and my oshi is Runie Ruse.

Can someone post all the new girls accounts with pfps and new follower counts? Haven't seen an updated version since a few days ago.

>>105597759
Jelly and doom posting before a new gen debuts, name a more iconic duo

>>105597899
Clio is literally friends with confirmed trannies. I guess you can expect a history professor to be socially retarded

this is who mari was hanging out with

>>105597759
>https://x.com/moonjelly0/status/1979248114239443106
At least she has an actual good reason to have brainworms this time compared to previous debuts. Back then, she was still spotless. But now i'm sure there are more than a couple of starknights looking for the chance to oshihen cause of the yab.

>>105597938
the links are in the OP. do it yourself.

>>105597893
nah, it's not hard liquor, no way

>>105597759
Her personality and taste in games is one of the most unique I've ever seen in all of vtubing, anyone who got into her won't oshihen easily so she should stop worrying this much.
But then again femanon got in and she knows all the pickme tactics so she might try to steal starknights from her...

>>105597938
Fuck off back to numbers.

>>105597957
I guess we'll have to wait and see

>>105597954
all she needs to do is close her patreon and she'd have nothing to worry about.

im waiting, panko!

>>105597875
w-what did she mean by this?

>>105597759
God damn pity baiters are so fucking annoying

>>105597899
>A person who believes in something has a nuanced take and is critical of things she supports.
>Nah, she must just not believe that thing.
Why is everyone else but me a retard?

>still no word from anya
hina 2.0
even before debut

anybody who treats their vtuber job like an idol job deserves the brainworms. they aren't inextricably linked, you CAN just stream to an audience without trying to manipulate unrequited emotional investment.

helloooo raiders!

>>105597954
this poster is the jellyschizo

I think this pre-debut period where every talent goes full kayfabe on twitter is really cute acually.

>>105597954
>oshihen cause of the yab.
The fuck are you talking about?

>>105597759
Stop brainworming Jelly. I'm not going anywhere.

>>105598076
and that's why you're the only one standing.
annoying passersby by acting like a retarded toddler isn't conducive to the years of growth you want and expect. set expectations.

>>105598089
there was some shit this summer, did you miss it?
not damning, but pretty bad considering all her speeches

Any thoughts fellow VentiGods? She's still dropping hints, but I'm not able to decipher the latest ones. Is Kevin already irritating her?
https://x.com/BrittanyXVenti/status/1979226515582648599

>>105598089
How new

>>105598089
He means Jellyshizo will pick a new target

>>105598051
Hitomi Chris would be a more accurate analogy.

Can I talk about my love for Phase Connect on a first tinder date?

>>105598111
>ignored it and kept playing her autism game
much yab. such wow

>>105598089
Well, not really a yab, just super old unicorn killer tweets/streams when she wasn't Jelly.
Most people don't care, only a few schizos and anons felt "tricked" by her.

>>105598089
>vtuber who makes being an unlovable femcel turns out to have had a bf she cheated on with another guy episode 506

I'm gonna loooooooop

>start watching cute anime girl because it's fun content
>become emotionally invested in this cartoon to the extent that I now experience actual anxiety over their well-being and sincere guilt if I can't show up to watch

>>105598148
Obviously, she knew it was coming since the retard posted about it here

>>105598051
Does anyone know wtf is happening with her?

don't make me post those catboxes again jellyschizo

>>105598140
You should do that, yes.

Anybody who disagrees with me a schizo.

>>105598191
https://files.catbox.moe/ytydwp.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/5fok79.mp4

>>105598148
what did you want her to do? crash out on stream or start explaining herself? are you retarded? ignoring it is the only right answer.

>>105598191
The ones that show her choice in men she will actually get in a relationship with? Go for it.

>>105598200
>Being an absolute Indian is disagreeing

>>105598155
>only a few schizos and anons felt "tricked" by her.
It always makes me laugh when anons pivot from "she's a genuine virgin who never spoke to a man" to "if you got tricked and believed anything she said it's your fault" on a dime. The same thing happened with Nimi only half of the current naplings are coping and want to believe she married a woman.

>>105597296
is Mako actually a troon?

i'd take a schizo over the apologists that spam [name]schizo fifty times an hour in defense of someone who doesn't know they exist. schizos are rare, idolcultists are like cockroaches.

*sips*

>>105598200
you can easily tell it's jellyschizo because he ha a bunch of tells which he can't hide because schizos have no self-awareness

>>105598155
>Most people don't care
Then why does she do the femcel bit?

>>105598217
yes, should've pulled a hexa style meltdown. that would've been kino.

>>105597770
>>105598235

>>105597883
Good post.
Rip.

>>105598220
No, >>105598211 and the other 2

>>105598230
it was hilarious to see the coping strategies change on a daily basis

>>105597296
the xisters really didnt like this post...

>>105598294
Thats the point retard. She has dated SEA men. Keep up

Not a janny in sight, and for once I wish there was.

>>105598230
>she's a genuine virgin who never spoke to a man
nobody said this

>>105597296
It's her partner probably.

>>105598339
She said she has never held hands with a man and that her rice purity score was in the 90s. Dont be retarded.

>>105597759
Doing this on the same account she interacts publicly with males she interacts with privately, interesting gambit jelly.

Thoughts?

>>105597950
who is the dude?

>>105598322
common SEAchad W

>>105598250
>schizos are rare
hahaha

>>105598339
...except Jelly herself? Completely unforced error.

>>105598371
>everyone who disagrees with me is a schizo
yeah by that fictional metric i imagine i'd laugh, too.

>>105598155
>>105598132
>>105598128
>>105598124
Sorry dudes, I'm not a Jelly fan, but I didn't even consider that a yab. If she's actually crashing out over that, then it's really funny.

>>105598366
Chromu's manager.

Why is rahjeesh melting down this time?

>>105598230
>>105598263
What I meant by most people don't care was that the yab didn't really gain traction outside of /here/ and jelly was smart enough to downplay it even with the schizo superchats.

Imagine if Lumi never tripped over her words or made stupid excuses for the save. Jelly basically did it right and her regular viewers never even caught wind of anything wrong.

>>105598211
>Brittnany was already defending Jelly 19 hours ago, and none of you even noticed
https://x.com/BrittanyXVenti/status/1978955964557484140

Panko please I don't want to hear about this

>>105598359
and who believed her

>>105598363
ToT

>>105598339
Jelly said this all the time

>>105598155
>Most people don't care
>"Anon, I'm totally a virgin femcel, hehe, give me your money"
The "I'm a cute virgin girl" scam goes on.

>>105598411
Hey she was scared and wants to talk about it. She was a brave panda. Leave her alone.

time becomes a loop

>>105598409
Omg hahaha so funny please keep up this venti bit it's hilarious and awesome

>>105598140
Yes, but cover it up in corporate-speak.
>I am interested in the development of digital entertainment firms engaging in heavy amounts of direct community interaction and innovative forms of monetization and engagement.

new
>>105598203
>>105598203
>>105598203

>>105598399
She takes meds against anxiety and panic attacks, this is just a regular occurrence

>I'm gonna lie and if you get scammed it's your fault
Indian mindset.

>>105598399
>but I didn't even consider that a yab
it is if you watched her streams
funny bit it all started when her discord message where she said she likes white boys got here. some anon got personal offense, I remember his slow meltdown into dox hunt.

>>105598269
I don't actually care enough to verify if this is legit but my oshi turned out to be a troon I'd rope. thats one of the worst things that can happen, wouldn't wish it on anyone

Jelly is doing this on purpose to keep the thread about herself. She's a bitch!

>>105598363
I’m taking a shit and this brat stands there and takes all the toilet paper?

>>105598409
this is unfunny

>>105598471
I watch her all the time and I genuinely don't give a shit.

>>105598322
I wouldn't have minded if she dated a white expat but fucking SEAmonkeys is disgusting behavior.

>>105598467
we don't page 9 bake in this general.

>>105598482
She is just a girl who wants to feel wanted.

>>105598523
we're on page 10 thoughbeit

>>105598322
>tfw literally Kevin Nguyen
Here I come, Jelly.

>>105597612
That big tit cow art was hot

>>105598363
should be flatter. artist is a coward.

>>105597950
I love Chromu's stupid face in this pic.

>>105597849
Maybe masturbate and go to sleep

>>105598411
MRIs are loud. That's it. Maybe for someone claustrophobic it could be difficult to endure. For everyone else it's a walk in the park.

>>105598494
>not forcefully grabbing the toilet paper from the her and unraveling her naked form

Come on, buddy.

>>105598734
traitor for a shitbaking faggot. never reply to this shit baker again.

Start the game you dumb beaver

>>105598806
There's nothing wrong with it besides that he forgot to remove clara.

>>105595694
yes.