Thread 105602196

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: maybe actually a scary game this week? plus more collabs to come! yay

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1977691069849776262

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi will be back and stream again

SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumis
https://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4

Previous Thread:>>105468451

>>105602196 (OP)
Stop with the WMAF posting. Jelly and Dizzy both said they don’t like it and hate it.

lumi loves me

>>105602305
lumi is not male anon. she is often confused and retarded. she is the baby you want to make babies with. she isn't a man

Lumi caved and bought one of those white woman water cups ugh
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>Lumi is seething that her fans watch other phase girls and other vtubers
I hope Lumi lets go of her jealousy.

Lumi called the new gen girls whores.

Why does Lumi get so invasive and schizo whenever she finds out one of her chatters are married?

I fucking hate finalsmile_

I'm going to be serious, Lumi knowing what her chatters said weeks, months, even years ago, scares me

>>105603824
its impressive. a lot of vtubers try playing that gimmick but she is one of the few actually capable of it

>>105602749
is any of her chat loyal?

>>105604032
why should anyone be loyal?

>>105604868
regardless, are any of her chatters loyal?

>>105605148
Her parents? Maybe her brother? Most, if not all, her chatters also watch other girls

>>105605148
Idk, I only watch Oli beside Lumi. Maybe some of the married ones, they'd probably be too busy to watch someone else

>>105605148
Her parents? Maybe her brother? Most, if not all, her chatters also watch other girls

>>105582368
A bit late to reply...
The existential shackles we or we alone face is a void pointer. Perhaps not because this is a shared existence or by some contrived heroic responsibility for all of our thoughts and emotions, but in my deepest belief - our most unquestionable values becomes our most inevitable meaning in suffering. Yet to throw away our not-so-personal-and-unqiue-afterall values is akin to debasing your own presence and participation in life. It feels like losing a small part of you.
Thus we are stuck in limbo. To never want to be loved, but loved by ourselves nonetheless. To have never wanted to be part of creation, yet creation persists despite our maladies.

It is not like we use mind to change our heart, heart becomes mind and our heart just knooooooooooooows

Thanks for the comfy hugs!

>>105605148
There is this one year old consistent chatter that seems to be loyal but gives very weird/creepy vibes sometimes. Apart from that and her family I don't think so.

>>105606172
now I am curious. creepy how?

Lumi and her thoughts about trying to find a solution to the Canadian Question
https://files.catbox.moe/b4odjs.mp3

>>105606573
I wish the spreadsheets were real. I want to see a list of good clips sorted by chatter reaponsible for comment

YOU GUYS BROUGHT THE INCEST SCHIZO TO /PCG/ FUCK YALL

>>105607775
/pcg/ has been weirdly obsessed with incest ever since there was an entire thread discussing anons having sex with their relatives

Lumi's reaction to all the deaths of innocents is funny to see.

>>105607173
>I wish the spreadsheets were real
They are real

>>105607921
its starting to get to a point where even I have a problem with it

>>105607921
It's a natural consequence of so many phase girls being brocons or pretending to be brocons. You bound to get a few retards that are into incest.

Wait, did Lumi find out that the MC of FEAR 1 is an incest baby?

>>105609261
stop dropping spoilers. she reads the thread.

>>105609261
She's going to find out soon enough

>>105608038
I thought she got lazy and they are just in her head now. she cant have a sophisticated enough pure head canon to say "[chatter], you provided me with X clips of the type B." can she?

>>105609261
She did now

>>105609711
I wish I could have been there to enjoy such a special moment with my daughter wife lumi

>>105605591
wait there are three of us? I thought "lemon schizo" was just me and the other guy. fitting in its way

friday is "ballet night"
okay, sure

>>105612975
Why do you doubt Lumi so?

>>105613017
ballet class on a friday night after 6pm
:^)

>>105612975
I often assume she uses euphamisms for the types of activities that are innocent but would still trigger schizos schizoing. But ballet night is just ballet night anon. if you need to schizo, at least be the useful kind and try to get us longer strategy sundays or more night time streams

>>105613086
yes. anon you're just outting yourself as having no social life and being the type of dweeb lumi's friend referred to you as. do things with your life before you start schizoing over the lives of others. the masses at large may not get it but you will, and that is what matters.

>>105613086
Yes? Anon, do you think everything stops working at 5pm start and people go home?
My local gym has classes up to 9pm.
Retard.

>>105613310
>start
*sharp
No idea why I picked that word.

it's a pole dancing class

Here's Lumi reaction about the incest.
https://files.catbox.moe/hw9883.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/9hwugc.mp4

>>105614140
thank you for your service anon

>>105614140
Lumi hates father-daughter incest, we still need to know her opinion on Mother-Daughter incest and Brother-Sister incest.

>>105615709
she hates both of those. she hates all incest because she isnt a fucking retard but she has made it very clear what type of rp she can play along with

Lumi should make incest babies with starbro

>>105616533
nigger calm down

>>105616533
lumi should just give a hug to starbro

>>105616533
Lumi should cut off all contact with starbro and abandon him

>>105617280
Didn’t she already do that when she went to college?

the starbro posters always come up with the most schizo shit out of anyone. all we know is that she has a very strange habbit of snitching about everything he does, that she took care of him as a kid, and burst into actual tears playing that one game.

>>105618141
what game

>>105618212
I think it was a horror game (he was a baby back then, and Lumi mocked him for it).

>>105617280
^this
Family quickly become leeches if they know you're successful. She should do it sooner rather than later.

I want lumi to do a schizo stream where's she's a sloppy pole dancer

>>105618212
it was a youtube game. it was a long time ago so maybe it wasnt really as legit as I remembered but it was super humanizing. made lumi seem like a person worthy of basic human dignity etc

I only caught a few hours, but she seemed nervous and trying too hard. Not my favorite Lumi stream.

>>105621197
FEAR is an FPS horror shooter game, of course she was nervous. I can't wait for FEAR 2

>>105621220
I loved F.E.A.R but the "glimpses of a little girl walking past" really should stop scaring her by now.

>>105621254
Lumi thinks Alma represents her childhood.

>>105621254
being afraid of the dark is one of the cutest and depressing things imaginable.

is there an art archive for op?

>>105623017
not really. most of it is on twitter, some on gelbooru. the discord has a art channel but I don't know what gets posted there

>>105623017
No

>>105625691
someone should rectify this

>>105627066
No

>>105628259
yes

>>105606486
Super late reply, so if you ever see this: the "loyal" chatter, who is there from start to finish every stream, tends to consistently but infrequently share a little too much PII, especially when they get emotionally charged. There is also other things such as being in that awkward parasocial spot where they tend to classify themselves as the only one that "defends" Lumi in the chat most of the time. Might be too vague with what you asked but I rather leave it there.

>>105629800
ahh. does this certain someone perhaps normally defend her until he doesn't, and then we have our moments?

>>105621270
Schizo nonsense

>>105631955
Wrong.

Lumi has been streaming for 2 hours and no one post her link
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>105633748
honest question, does it make a difference? outside of the occasional guerilla where it would obviously be very helpful, she usually sticks to her schedule. are there many new frens who come through these parts?

>>105633833
Yes

>>105633913
I believe you but I wouldnt mind understanding your reasoning better. I have a feeling others would be more likely to act on it too

Why does Lumi hate the Tao

>>105635550
She hates things she doesn't understand

>>105638029
then why does she love me?

>>105639335
She understands how much of a bitch you are.

>>105640080
why does lumi love bitches?

>>105635550
Because Elon Musk plays them :)

>>105640416
Because she can dom them with no resistance

>>105629935
Yup, you got it.

Why are we called gumis and not Star knights? We white knight her all the time.

>>105645171
gumi suits our behavior much better

I missed Lumi old paizuri model

>>105641159
that is hard to contest when most of chat would let her step on their balls as long as she plays the right game. I still don't think that specific aspect of bitch is particularly salient in our case.

>>105647489
her first two outfits were such blatant coom bait that it was impossible to forget, much less overcome, the shame of watching a cartoon girl play video games. nowadays, she has gone over the top with the anti-coomer thing.
the amount of effort she put into successfully striking the right balance makes the shift downright confusing. she clearly put an impressive amount of brainpower into everything from her toggles to lolumi's white shirt. if you wanted it, it was there. if you didn't, then it wasn't. she finally calibrated her chat. they would complain when things got crass but were still too autistic to notice anything in the goldilocks "more fun than a nun but still in the sun" range of appropriateness. even I could head cannon my way around bringing back the og bondage genie model for the occasional nostalgia visit.
she isnt autistic about vtubing things. she knows why she made the early survival decision to prioritize noombers over functional chatters. so why this 180 when only an autist would confuse anti-coomer with anti-flirting?

>>105649689
How does Lumi’s family feel about Lumi’s homophobic and homophobia? It goes against the Christian Values they tried to impart to her.

>>105650325
>Christian values
>homophobia
One and the same, anon.

limi should take starbro's virginity

>>105649689
>Anti-gooning
>Buys female smut slop on the regular
Make it make sense.

You guys think Lumi will ever get over her fatphobia?
https://files.catbox.moe/xuesog.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/dqbjek.mp4

>>105602305
based race purists

>>105650325
christianity was, from it's inception, a counter degeneracy movement. time has taken its toll. yes, protostants reduced the bible to meaningless drivel when they tossed aside the oversight of instutionalized apostolic succession.
proto midwit redditors that they were, they felt their specious reasoning required the Bible alone could hold any authority on His word. in short their argument essentially said that in real life, the law means whatever the judge interpretting the law says it means. mortal falliblity is inherent to the mortal condition. thus investing any mortal institution with duty to provide their fallible interpretion with the authority of the infalliable was absurd.
naturally, they skipped straight to jacking each other off and skipped testing their solution against their own critique. so naturally they saw no irony in proclaiming their divine mission to ensure everyone finds the truth of the bible through their "individual and personal relationship with God". then violently insisting the real problem was mostly the proles who preferred to delegate the momentous task of defining truth to the institution created specifically to ensure Europe's best minds were organized, educated, and financially indpendent to come together and properly interpret the book THEY wrote.
unironically, whenever you see woke shit that doesnt make any sense, 19/20th century idrologies that are self-defeating, or intellectual parasitism in general - it all comes back to protostants. not because they invented it. but because they were the ones that made pop philosophy "cool". they poked holes in the church that could not be closed. our best minds have been dedicated to poking more holes with those self-interested protostant truths ever since. it is wrong to kill a million innocent useful idiots. it was far more wrong to let them live.

>>105652746
anti-gooning content. yes, she is still a huge gooner. maybe more mental than physical, maybe not, but obviously a gooner at heart. that doesn't change that for some reason we can't have those make your own smutty adventure back and forths she still did at the start of summer. even with content (also obviously) taking a hit from overworking on that project. we are denied the simple and lazy laugh of punishment eyes on AoE day

>>105657051
Don't lewd Lumi

>>105657051
there is something so hot about a girl wearing a tie or dude's briefs. not when they try to do it in a dyke way tho. it is confusing

>>105657051
I would like to suckle

>>105650325
real answer to this question. I get it but I doubt they are really watching that much and if they get upset with flirting, they are the problem. she isn't doing deepthroat asmr or something

>>105650325
Aren’t Lumi’s parents huge homophobes?

>>105657161
tardwife should masturbate and stream

>>105657051
cute loom

why did lumi ask for those resumes? was she hoping someone would actually do it? a vod from just two months ago autoplayed in my damned tism game streams. she was acting like she was in love. the contrast is like getting hit by a bus. what the fuck happened?

>>105658154
Her donations were waning; she needed to push GFE hard.

>>105658184
that timing doesnt match and the cold is too tangible.

>>105658249
It doesn't matter if the timing doesn't fit with your timeline, it fits in Lumi's timeline.

You guys think Lumi regrets being a vtuber?

>>105659605
She mostly enjoys it but I'm not sure if she'd pick this path again if she had the option

Is Lumi the least mentally ill in phase?

>>105659605
Honestly, my honest answer would be yes. She desperately wanted to be the popular girl in real life, but couldn't because she wasn't two-face or cruel enough, not to mention, she was likely on the spectrum. So her being a stacy to a bunch of mentally ill women is the best she can hope for.

>>105660067
Clara is the least mentally ill girl in phase. Lumi ranks somewhere near the middle, upper middle with Rie if her brocon tendecies are real and not schizo make believe,

>>105659077
yes, well done, we can safely apply the standard definitions to the generally accepted models of theory of mind and objective reality. that was very socially aware of you. at this rate, one day you may even put those into practice early enough in the communication process to attempt a bluff before you have already been caught. you'll get there. we all believe in you.

>>105659605
yes and no. yes she wishes her life had turned out differently and she was able to act on all of the potential. the same way someone great at basketball would regret not going pro if a growth stunting childhood famine cut 12 inches off theie adult height.
maybe she could have kept doing her women version of engineering job. if she really loved it, I don't know if she would have let a covid layoff end her career search. so even her next best path wasn't guaranteed happiness. faking normal until she married a rich guy, got knocked up, and rolled the dice on gaslighting herself happy.
with vtubing, there have at least been some moments of authenticity and creativity. she got to make some sad fucked up people happy. she learned a lot of social skills. if she was smarter she could have (or maybe has invested) lots of time into self-improvement.
her life is hell compared to what she had the raw potential for. but no one is born in perfect circumstances and the things that make her a worthwhile person (and in some cases unique) have also made her delicate in ways she can see and in ways she can't. she won't truely be happy til she makea sure her kids have everything she should have.
happy with vtubing or not, it is sort of a moot point since all that really matters is how she transitions into the next stage of life and how much she grew as a person compared to the alternative.

old lumi was better

>>105660994
Old Lumi would never embrace her schizophrenia.

>>105660994
>>105661102
old lumi wasn't grinding through her main streams like nu-lumi but it is true only modern lumi would do schizo tuesday and that hour a week is peak lumi

she should embrace her schizo side more

You guys think Lumi would ever bring up her parents and brother on stream like other vtubers?

https://www.youtube.com/live/x7eDkv5o6IA

>you're saying all sort of weird stuff mister

Would you run?

>>105662814
No, I would try and fix her, as any good Gumi should.

>>105660274
>upper middle with Rie if her brocon tendecies are real and not schizo make believe,
Should someone tell him.

>>105661299
Hopefully

>>105662814
no

I woke up and for some reason the first thought that entered my head was that someone needed to slap lumi's tits. lumi if you read this, I need you to do that for me. right on the nipple.

>>105660274
>Clara is the least mentally ill girl in phase
You can do better than that

>>105667807
this. all of the phase girls give me danger vibes. only clara has ever set of a physically noticeable fight flight instinct that made me want to physically transpose lumi between me and the threat. nothing should be able to role swap like that. shit was as viseral as it was uncanny

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

retard streaming

>>105670407
I hope Lumi does actually eat an entire can of sardines. That’s too much sodium.

>>105670407
>Lumi is going to the gym now, and is jealous of Lia how fit she is.

>>105672840
Lumi is such a couch potato.

>>105670407
Lumi’s love of war actually paid off in the end.

>>105667521
Why would you abuse Lumi?

>>105659605
Yes

>>105602196 (OP)
Fyren's cocksleeve

>>105681448
Stop calling starbro, Fyren.

>>105681557
Stop calling Fyren, Starbro.

How does Lumi reconcile with the fact that her gumis are all bad boy biker chads and not the normal vtuber audience?

Lumi should kiss her brother on the mouth

>>105678636
I care about authenticity. my praise and/or affection cannot be truely offered if I withhold the rest. especially in lumi's case, would demean her expression of identity to only love or only abuse.

I missed strategy sunday. I only heard her bitching about backseating and naming the latest round of twitch bans at the start. how was it?

>>105684401
That plushie looks so stupid...

>>105687956
Lumi made that design with love and care.

>>105688494
I don't believe you. You don't even believe yourself.

>>105689263
>I don't believe you
You never believed in Lumi do you, anon. You always anti her.

>>105689569
Who are you talking to?

>>105614140
Can I get a context over this?

>>105691011
Lumi thought that Harlan was the father of Point Man and Fetel, and that Alma was just some adopted girl he took in. Until that moment when she finds out the truth that Alma was the mother of Point Man and Fetel. Also it’s proof that she hates Father-Daughter incest.

>>105691405
Oh that, the story says that it was worst because it "Alma was impregnated twice with prototypes created from her own DNA mixed with that of the Origin researchers, including Harlan Wade himself" according to the story meaning it wasn't just the father but also the others working there and although I seriously believe they made it sound less bad by saying it was via DNA fuckery they most likely just raped her.

I'm also curious has she finished the second game? If so what was her reaction to Becket getting raped during the last fight? I'm tempted on redownloading F.E.A.R. 2 on my new pc just remembering how fun it was though I miss the multiplayer/

>>105692731
>I'm also curious has she finished the second game?
Nope, hope she plays it to see how she views women raping men.

>>105692764
I had forgotten that you can hear the moaning when she's raping you kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY3nDU95PYk

>>105693400
Just like one of her smut romance novels

>>105684401
Good for you anon, I wouldn’t proudly display Lumi, but if it works on you, then good.

>>105691405
she admitted to finding one type of incest more palatable than others. she should it was obvious. all I know is that I am dropping her so fucking fast if she is a brocon. she isnt

>>105696245
>all I know is that I am dropping her so fucking fast if she is a brocon. she isnt
You don't need to lie to yourself. Deep down, you know she's a brocon at heart.

>>105696593
lumi needs to bring back her baby talk toggle. I wish everything she did didnt have to a framed as a gooner puritan tug of war.
the real tug of war is and ought to be between our righteous fury at her ruining the game by doing something unspeakably stupid and not allowing ourselves to be instantly disarmed by baby talk or tard eyes making her too cute and pathetic to ever stay mad at

If the vtuber thing goes tits up she can open Pupmisly

Why do we treat Lumi like a queen?

>>105696245
noob

>watching eu4 stream
lumi's take on fear makes perfect sense and is a little hot too. how did the universe time things so perfectly? did chat become retarded right when lumi finally starts to make reasonable takes or was chat always like this and lumi's usual stupidity just eclipsed the comments? she's displaying that useful blend of intellectual humility and effective pragmatism that actually gets things done in the real world and chat is basically mooing at her in response

I hate Xalamon so much bros.

>Lumi actually calls someone a fag live on stream.
I wonder why the fishman won't punish her.

>>105700442
okay. may I ask why? I have not had any negative interactions with him, but it seems like everyone else has. is he constantly scheming or is it something else? why him and not smug?

Watching the sunday vod, does Lumi always lie

lumi gave you guys a green light to explain the IQ gap and race realism. she even revived the topic after it died. I am so disappointed. america's god tier geography left no excuses for environmental factors. you cucks didn't even call out the ground-up cultural inferiority. I am so disappointed with all of you.

>>105702134
hey so am I! she doesn't seem to be here

>>105702208
I'm only asking because Lumi said she never worked a low-wage job before and now she says she was a waitress and knows the struggles of the working class.

>Lumi's grandma calls her fat for having thic thighs
>Lumi complains that she has no fat and it hurts whenever she does ballet.
Well which is it?

Also, I like how she loves it whenever another girl cries

I see she's trying to desperately justify Harlan's abuse of Alma and eventual incest due to Science and how it was such a breakthrough.

>>105702366
oh I see. so when people from wealthier backgrounds say career they mean the primary focus for their best work hours and mental energy. the one where work today serves a plan for advancement. a job is just something you clock in for when you have time to kill. you're there for the money to help you do your main things.
I dont think she meant to lie, she just meant she was in school, working in her field, or vtubing her whole career. she put plenty of hours into working class jobs when she was in school, but never to the detriment of pursuing her career through education

>>105702696
she means her legs have too much muscle from track to ever match her slenderman arms

>>105702366
When did she say she never worked low-wage? It was always the opposite, bragging about her teen jobs like assistant secretary or folding clothes in retail.

>>105702970
I like how everyone is catching up right now.

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1980186929565163655
>as mentioned in the previous stream, im taking a little detour to visit some nice ladies, followed by an extended apologetic wednesday, schizo thursday, and super cool collab with some nice twitch ladies on friday!!! wow

how did we get from "trying long stream monday and possible early start" to I told you monday was cancellled unless I can sneak in a guerilla? bitch cant assume it is safe to gloss over pr for a stream cancel when she made her whole thing about quality time, effort, and reliability.
also vacation hate, framing taking thursdsy off as saving schizo tuesday hate, and most of all collab hate, etc.

>>105703075
I just find it funny that Lumi is trying to convince chyat that Harlan sending a 8-year-old boy at Alma was a better alternative, despite it being nothing but a lie and grooming. Not to mention what Alma would do to that boy should she hit puberty.

>>105703288
Where is she going for her trip? I missed the stream

>>105703553
idol shit related meetup. something she probably had to invest a bunch of time and effort into content almost no one will see or is cut down to a minute long trailer. I feel bad for everyone honestly.
>>105703498
I think her reasoning is entirely sound give the information she has. plus we have to appreciate how she, a woman, might have the willpower to avoid spoilers long enough to see it with her chat.

>>105703288
Lumi goes on break
AWS outage disables 25% of the internet
How does she keep getting away with it?

>>105704222
that explains why it looks like she was finally tryharding for the last couple of streams. I say we let this crisis slide if she keeps it up

>>105703498
You don't understand, Alma is literally Lumi as a child

>>105704133
>idol shit related meetup
She's going to the Canadian warehouse im geussing?

>>105705478
More like Sakana is about to segregate the girls on who wants to be idols and who just wants to be Pippa and do nothing but play games

>>105704222
Whatever you say,"Apek"!,...
Jeez!,...You are such a
total human DRAMAFROG!

>>105705645
So like Hololive?

I feel like Lumi feels threaten by Lia. Does anyone else feel the same.

>>105706719
that's why she's doing pilates to compete against lia's ass

>>105705645
>Pippa
>playing games
lol
lmao

>>105706983
That’s what Lumi said. B

anyone capable of loving and protecting her unconditionally would not make a move until she took the initiative to explain why she deserves better than the haram she built for herself. I wonder if lumi thinks she can sit around and wait to be rescued like non-vtuber

>>105684401
wait why are all these fit guys with money and hobbies all watching a vtuber? don't they have girlfriends? whats going on?

>>105710017
I hate what modern women have devolved into. I will put up with it for transactional sex but I'd rather focus on my job right now and dump my cringe on my favorite autistic AI cartoon pickme than some thot who might be out for half. vtubing is either a spiral into despair or a good place to lay low while youre sorting other shit out

>>105715582
Jesus fucking christ you can't even necrobump your dead thread properly anymore

>>105702134
Shes a pathological liar but probably only due to paranoia and not malice however like all liars they are always so confident in their abilities and never notice subtle contradictions.

>>105710017
They want Lumi

Behold, Banana will overthrow Lemon.

>>105717327
she doesnt lie about anything important. she sneaks in stupid white lies for the same reason she shoplifts stupid shit. I like her but that sort of thing is only cute for so long

is this retard gonna stream today

>>105705645
So idol bodysuit fun time? Cool

>>105720158
Maybe later, she did say she had a family emergency

So is Lumi nothing more than a batshit crazy brocon woman hiding behind an avatar of Stacy. Or a brocon Stacy pretending to be Batshit Crazy?

>>105720288
fuck off.
>>105720158
she said she would stream at the normal time but on youtube. so now. I want to believe in her

>>105720679
Pretty much

>>105720205
Yeah. I hope Sakana spends lots of money on updating their models.

>>105705645
that is a good first start. remove the girl thing where not being included in something they dont want to do stil hurts their feelings as much as including them. seperate further from there.

>>105723512
I don’t think Sakana should segregate girls via race.

>>105723561
now that you mention it, I think he unironically should. lumi's friends with all the chineses but the white girls always have better collab chemistry. the ones in phase, that is.

>>105724314
I hate her so much. Why does she keep us on a leash and doesn’t let us go?

>>105724419
it is her nature

>>105724314
She hates us.

>Lumi’s real voice is deep
I see why starbro is cowed so easily.

>Lumi only got one fan letter
You guys really do hate her

>>105724695
based

>>105725231
i'd send her one, but i'm not a fan, i just want to have lots of baby making sex with her

>Lumi has no savings for retirement
And her parents failed her again

>Lumi sounds like 10
>She sounds bratty
Ill wife her.

>>105720288
>she did say she had a family emergency
>exposes that she's been hanging dizzy when she started stream
why does she even try to attempt opsec

>>105725862
Stop doubting Lumi.

>Lumi uses Jesus resurrection to save money
She uses everyone for her own goals.

>People who love Pupmi hate Lumi
Is Lumi right?

Lumi really has poor taste in women if Goldship is her favorite

Lumi hates harem animes, ecchi, and Aki Sora for some reason

Lumi ragequit stream

Short but fun, she was in a good mood

>>105728604
hmmm why would a vtuber classy enough to retain a sense of shame find harem anime to be disgusting?

>>105728780
>>105728980
which of you is lying?

>>105661102
>>105661151
ngl, i only like schizo lumi, because she's just like me fr fr (except i have a huge dong)

>>105728045
Why does Lumi hate pupmi so much.

>>105728045
She means we don't love dogmi as a character rather we appreciate her physical discomfort playing that character

>>105735037
But Lumi always said she was a submissive woman, why would she be physical discomfort by playing someone that's submissive?

Lumi fell in love

>>105735081
if you like your balls tickled would you want 900 random men tickle your balls?

>>105725805
Why does she look like a tard

>>105737852
she's redirecting every pupmi lovers to her hoping pupmi will be forgotten

>>105738148
Pupmi can never be forgotten. She was, and still is, revolutionary in Lumi lore.

>>105735081
parody lets you get away with socially unacceptable things because parody is ultimately just an expression of contempt for what is portrayed. you just replace getting butt hurt about something with laughing at it. you get to have fun. in fact, you HAVE to have fun. if you arent commited to the bit, you are just doing socially detrimental things in public like an asshole.
foe a normal person this poses no issue. they can fully commit. unfiltered and unhinged just translate into passionate condemnation. there is no mask that can fall off because your heart is armored in detached irony.
now imagine what might happen if you actually enjoyed the thing you had to pretend to hate? that is why it is very important for an audience to work with their entertainer. we can give them an out if we play along.

>>105732053
she hates herself. she also seems to think saying you enjoyed dogmi, etc. effectively meant that you have peered directly into the private parts of her mind and vulnerable corners of her soul. them decided to tell her. not to share how much you enjoy the naked beauty. just to enjoy her humiliation at being seen.
the complexity and sophistication of her stupidity is truly boundless.

>>105738172
How?

>>105742027
dogmi was love anon. no detached irony. no posturing. no love to hate or hate to love. it wasn't what she pretended to be it's what she stopped pretending to be

>drown in soup
>fire from potato cannon into a stack of bottles
>launch into the sky on a water bottle rocket
>run over with a car
>microwave
>put in washing machine
>shoot point blank with a shotgun

What else should I do to the lumi plush once it arrives?

>>105742568
Pour lemon juice on it

>>105742790
What if I put it in a blender with lemons

live

>>105742568
>whisper all of the secrets into it's ear
>show it the documents
>teach it how to smell strength and weekness
>hug her and tell her I love her

When Lumi said she finally gave up on fixing chat during EUIV it made me sad, because I can't help but wonder if chat was the one that gave up on fixing her first.

>>105746228
I'm telling mine "Everything is going to be okay" :)
>>105746493
She wasn't actually interested in fixing chat, it was just something she said. Plus you can't fix people without one on one emotional availability. Any attempt was pitiful self help at best

>>105746643
It was obviously tongue in cheek, but it feels more and more like the taskmasters are winning and the fun rapport/back and forth is dying. It's one of those early signs that a friendship is dying

>>105746939
That's the para social thing, it wasn't really a friendship either. It's okay though, all things come to an end, and something new will come after

>>105747463
Maybe this is an endless cycle and the autists had an oshi in the past that lost their spark, and now they go from chat to chat trying to mold the streamer into that image.

>>105746643
this guy. this guy gets it.
>>105746493
I certainly haven't. almost did once. then I remembered literally everyone she talks to on the daily is a crab that knows it is dead the second she leaves the bucket
>>105746939
>taskmasters winning
>back and forth dying
this this this a thousand times this. it happened this summer. the sad thing is I don't think she even notices and some of her core chatters are weird motherfuckers. chatters who notice have schizos now. luckily they're dumb as posts but still
>>105747463
>>105747656
the cycle will be broken.

>>105743055
Even better.

>>105747463
I think her best friend is chat. not as a series of individuals but as the hive.

>Luminis eating more
Why is she getting fat?

>>105751130
Her mom forced her to eat.

>>105753217
I hope this is true.

>>105751130
it's sort of fucked up to make food into a weird thing for women. they literally don't have the mental hardware to handle it. it's like stepping on a baby.

>>105751130
She's trying to build muscle mass because her mom told her it's impossible to build muscle when you're old and if you don't have any left by that time you get the pre-diabetic debuff. Problem is she's a full-time streamer and gets brainworms from relaxing her brain with things like walks and sustained cardio, so she does ballet and workout wednesday instead. She doesn't have enough T to build muscle mass without resistance training so all her protein turns into flabby arm-fat.

She said she's been going to the gym lately. What that means exactly I don't know, probably just a lot of treadmill

>>105754619
She’s building muscles, which I understand. Imagine getting mogged by your femboy younger brother who’s barely an adult. Couldn’t be me.

>>105754209
I need to just kidnap her. I won't do anything to her other than ban company projects. without the meaningless busy work sakana makes up to keep her from getting all anxious, she'll be forced to do something useful instead. like hit the gym or read a book

>>105755314
Why would you want to undo the hard work everyone has put into the endgame, she's now so completely hopeless and broken we've finally managed to convince her she's unemployable and she'll have to continue vtubing forever

>>105754924
>femboy younger brother
How is Starbro a femboy? Didn't Lumi describe him having a swimmer's physique and being svelte?

>>105755428
what's the point if she isnt going be a cute retard busy bodying over her chat? at this rate she will unironically be dumping all her high effort work hours into non-streaming vtuber projects. it would be like letting your ice cream melt while you make sprinkles.

also are you trolling or did people really not get what she meant about never formally graduating?

>>105757503
Yeah I kind of got what she was putting down but also dumping work hours into non-streaming going forward seems odd to hope for if I'm being self serving. Rather than cute retard I kind of want her to be more annoying and opinionated I guess I enjoy raging in between the blablabla

>>105755930
pretty much anything you read could be true, unless it is about starbro. the balance between plausibly schizo vs schizo yet plausible is shattered. it's just fags jacking off

>>105757604
Anon, Lumi won’t be with us forever. Sooner or later, her parents will HAVE to arrange a marriage for her if they want grandkids.

>>105757683
I trust Starbro to make the right call

>>105757714
Lumi thought the same, yet he failed to impregnate any highschool girl, devirginize any drunken girl in a school party, or cuck any guys with GFs.

>>105602960
Imagine you have an image of your fans where you're superior to them. You, a 30 something woman are unmarried. Meanwhile your fans are married, possibly parents.

>>105758322
>impregnate any highschool girl
you can do that at any time if you really want to

>>105602960
She's nosy and wants the toxic e-dating gamerboy -> family pipeline but that time has passed and she's too normie coded now

>>105758786
Yeah, but Lumi really wanted her brother to do that while he was a junior/senior.

>>105621220
>I can't wait for FEAR 2
Finally a chance for people to move on from incest and for a Phase discussion and consensus on reverse rape.

>>105759674
We still got FEAR 3

>>105758322
>devirginize any drunken girl in a school party,
So rape?

>>105760102
nta but no anon. get that shit out of your head. I wish someone told me when I was younger that health books and PSAs are moral panic propoganda that imply normal social behaviors are criminal.
women don't get shit faced and go to parties planning on making the same decisions they would sober. they want to have fun so they artificially lower their standards to make that fun easier. they can be retarded but not in this.
creepy weirdo everyone told to fuck off sneaking into bedrooms looking for passed out chicks? rape. 100%. dudes going to a party because drunk pussy is easier? no. not rape.

>>105761434
Anon, if a girl is drunk, she cannot consent. That's facts 101

>>105761472
define drunk.

>>105761434
I can see the cogs turning but it's not going to work regardless, simple reason being that kids lack the levelheaded reasoning required to make that kind of decision. When "moral panic propagandists" said this to kids they were right but kids also find labels and reasons and then work their way backwards from there blaming vibes or energy if they can't find anything concrete. Safest move then if you don't have insane clout is to not participate in such activities or risk labels, lots of kids don't even drink anymore because they nerf themselves, not the evil propagandists.

>>105761523
she has a beer

>>105760102
Lumi really wants her brother to be one of those early 2000’s bad boys so badly in order to live vicariously through him. Instead she got a chad younger brother who cares little for women wants and needs outside of his immediate family, much to her ever lasting frustration

>>105762810
Just as well, nothing good comes out of that

>>105763006
Why would you say that?

>>105759904
God I hope we don't, 2 is an okay sequel but 3 is a crime against humanity

Lumiggers, is it true she secretly hates gaming

>>105763833
I went through something like that, but ended up getting a little too cozy with two low-level street gangs with big plans, disassociated became nihilistic and emotionally draining to be around. Got into an altercation with a close friend of mine and didn't back down for whatever reason even though I was wrong and that was that. Spent a couple of months by myself soul searching, reconnecting with some old friends but some of theirs never forgave me for what I said and did which I respect. Ex came back and was supportive, ended up breaking up with her anyway because I transferred to a different school with an engineering prep program. LAN parties, WOTLK and good vibes was more my thing after all.

you oshi is a whore

>>105765387
Lumi is pure and wholesome.

>>105765387
We'd all be whores too if we were women so what's the big deal

Lumi hates it when you guys call her a whore.

>>105765931
you wish

>>105765994
She’s a sensitive woman

>>105766014
Well yeah why do you think she wears it like armor?

>>105766111
She doesn’t wear it like an armor.

THIS BOARD AND THREAD BELONG TO JELLY

>>105766511
>>105766547
sup raiders?

>>105766570
Hi

>>105766705
So what's going on? Did Jellyschizo wild out in lig again?

>>105766777
Well you know.

Infinite Jelly love.

Lumi yesterday said she will never graduate because she happy at phase. Do we believe her?

>>105767940
I can believe someone like her would say that so people would stop talking about it as she's drafting up her escape plan

New thread
>>105768790