Thread 105605145

Fake boyfriend edition (pic related)

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
You Are My Sunshine (Cover): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX_vx_p_Yfc
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Alt Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Shondo Store: https://shondo.store/

Schedule: https://x.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1977856532424347701

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Previous thread: >>105571577

Baked just in time!

Shondo can outright call (YOU) her fake boyfriend and everyone will still smile along as if she still actually cares about this """relationship"""

>>105605393
cuckbands like dewd love it

shondo should be a burusera girl

>>105605649
She already is

>>105605679
where do i buy

>>105605393
That didn't happen.

>>105605715
Shondo.buruma.in

>>105605732
It did, she was asked to describe her fake boyfriend and she described (you)

>>105605732
cuck-chama...

shondo just came to her own realization, years after a lot of spurned husbands did, that the expectations and mere concept of her "love" was untenable and unsustainable, and embraced the larp as most of you should
people will come and go and that's fine
you can go when you've had your fill

>>105606269
Then I'll just win her over in Japan

oink

>>105606269
shes IN love but doesnt love, okay?

>>105606351
That was for sure a delusional episode, right?

>>105606351
I forgive her for being retarded but that infographic was made by somebody who has no excuse

>>105606430
True, they actually thought it was reasonable to just say as the source "according to a therapist" lol irl

oink

oinkposters winning biggly

oink

oink mentioned

Anything happen in the last 2-3 hours? Last i remember they died in fortnite to op Ghostface

>>105606714
she is teaching a woman how to be a dominatrix and she is currently dominating a middle aged man (training for her future husband (me))

>>105606714
she oinked

>>105606788
Insane sentence, probably a yakuza reference? Though i never caught those moments of the stream
>>105606802
As in... said "oink"? Or made an oinking sound?

do you think she's going to be close to the super stretch goals? so far the performance of this subathon has been lower than expected

>>105606936
she said oink a lot

>>105606999
I think it was badly timed. Doing it right after the figure and merch drops meant that most people who would be willing to donate more were more strapped for cash this time around due to already paying hundreds for the figure and merch.

>>105606999
We'll find out on sunday/monday how much people want to keep the timer going.

>>105607089
buying the figure is retarded, it's too expensive and made by a shitty western company

>>105607089
the incentives are also shit

>>105607089
get used to it, she's hit the "vacation in between merch drops and subathons" phase of vtuber stardom

>>105607166
damned if you do, damned if you don't there
anything good is just going to sap half of the earnings away or just be something she'd do anyway

I'm going to be devastated if I don't get shontoes and shonsoles...

i hope she doesnt reach it because i dont want my future very real and physical wifes feet to be on the internet

is the subathon actually gonna end tomorrow?

>>105607905
It ends when the timer ends. Maybe tomorrow or could be longer if more people show up and donate.

>>105607905
no

Unhinged Man is a Shondophrenic

>>105607339
it's almost $100k. it's absolutely not happening

>>105608622
yeah me

>>105608740
tragic

>>105606999
I think she'll hit at least 1 of the stretch goals, but the performance has been lower than expected.
As stated by >>105607089 it was bad timing due to the figure and merch being released back to back
To a lesser extent, you also have a few people who protested the subathon because of the shock collar goal, which isn't a huge loss, but still money lost.
Unless some last minute oilers show up, the stretch goals might be forgone.

>>105608740
Hope she learns she can't keep taking people for granted now
No doubt she'll just have a woman moment and rage at the ones supporting her instead

Only stretch goal she's hittin is 10 inches in the shunt

this brat! putting shontoes at such a high stretch goal knowing that it wouldn't be reached.

How big were the earnings in the last subathon day by day compared to now?

>>105608947
It's like night and day. Crazy how far she's fallen, she's a shadow of her former self

>>105609032
poetry

Most of the terrible things that happened wouldn't have happened if Shondo wasn't a streamer.

One big problem with this subathon is that there's no top list, which means whales aren't fighting for position like they usually do.

>>105608947
last subathon most of the top donators were current regulars and they have long since stopped giving her money. when was the last time that abcs or dewd bothered to spend money on her?

>If it ends, it ends, thats okay as well. (Said unhappily)
Gold digger

>>105609129
Not true, her big whales like fireneko, evan and darkkal have all left.

>>105609129
King D has always known when the ships going down, he's not a fool with his money like noncium

>>105609116
there's still the letters

Starts emotional ploys when she sees the revenue/time chart dipping

>>105609116
her actual oilers left and all she has left are people that are broke or reliant on trust funds to keep living so they can't afford to give big and they saved up to donate during this event

>>105609088
lol yeah dude we killed shadowmama made lc a psychopath force fed marley hair ties and gave her granddad covid

>>105609129
I think most of the top guys were not regulars but there were regulars among them

>>105609241
Classic

praying on her downfalll inshallah
>>105609282
all me

>>105609088
Not really. In fact if she wasn't a stream she'd be absolutely screwed financially. No grandfather, no mother, just a grandma who collects pension and a brother working minimum wage. She'd have to get an actual job again.

Screenshot from the last subathon. Don't know if this was the final tally, but compare that to her current one. It's really bad bros. I wonder if this will be some sort of wake-up call for her? Her CCV is higher now but the way she's doing this means people aren't engaged anymore.

yeah I think the overpriced figure kinda did her in here, but hey she gets the profits from that
if I were her I'd just be doing more merch drops to earn money anyway and only consider streaming a passive income source

>>105609116
Lotta the old oilers left, the only paypigs left are the regulars, and even then they don't dono as much as they used to.

>>105609394
I don't know if that's the end result but I just remember dutchfag begging and pleading in discord to be let in the top 3 because he was nearly out of money

>>105609394
Her current one for comparison

>>105609394
Jesus Christ
Please learn from this shondo, don't double down on being a cunt after this for one time in your life

schizo pussy will leave u homeless

>>105609394
I've seen plenty of smaller chuubas who have smaller, but very dedicated fans.
2022 Shondo and 2025 Shondo are different people, and it shows.

>>105609478
>italiansubmike
Shondo eating Mike's 12 inch italian sub

>>105609394
She acknowledged on stream that not putting in the same kind of parasocial effort she was made people not stick around and hit her income. Now there is monetary proof right in this subathon showing the effects of her not caring anymore.

2022 shondo grifted, 2025 shondo is more herself

>>105609394
its actually painful to look at

>>105609484
Let's just hope those therapy sessions actually do something
Not likely, at least in terms of her

>>105609578
In terms of her behavior towards her community, but maybe towards her general mindset towards life at least.

>>105609568
True, this is the result of giving up on GFE. The unicorns left.

>>105609568
I don't watch vtubers for the authentic women experience. Would rather pay for a performance than paying charity to some hole online for existing.

>>105609578
The therapist will unironically tell her to quit streaming and find alternative employment.

>>105609620
This is why you don't do GFE fellas
If any small chuubas are here, take notes.
You'll regret it otherwise

>>105609646
don't think youre the only one, it's just the sunk cost groomers that still haven't woken up

>>105609282
Never heard of the butterfly effect?

>>105609568
i watch vtubers for escapism, not to see a woman talk about how horrible her life is 24/7

>>105609749
those damn time traveling shondophrenics

>>105609764
then why are you here lol

>>105609394
Include bits, some people donated like 150k+

>>105609680
That's definitely not happening, but her still not giving a direct end to the wife larp is gonna keep biting her ass with how the regulars act.
She's given the most clear hints that she wants people to stop treating her like their real wife, but doesn't wanna just come out and say it outright, and then still tries to half ass it with the "you're here forever" shit.
Women...

>>105609812
Somnium donated 100k because of course he did.

Bichael stooop~

>>105609812
I only have screenshots of the subs for some reason. Obviously people spent more in bits and donos too, it's all in proportion.

>>105609394
what about direct donos and bits

>>105609680
nah they wouldn't tell you to change jobs unless you're truly dissatisfied with it, but they might ask shon to question some of the reasons she streams ie her cope about not being able to live a "normal life" and so on

>>105609908
basically just accelerating the changes that oli started

>>105609843
ew, speaking of groomers that haven't woken up from the dream yet lmao

>>105609862
Bichael, is your birthday today
cake and ice cream is on it's way

Here's the last screenshot I have of her last donothon with subs/donos/bits on screen.

>>105610115
this is the total at the end, which includes bits and donos converted to subs I presume

I could donate a lot more but I won't. If she wants my money she will need to go out with me.

>>105610197
LOL
Completely different woman...

If she fails the feet goal she should take personalized feet pics and give them to the top donors so if they leak she knows who it was.

>>105609160
Evan is around though, he followed back a bit ago

if it goes on long enough wandering whales will find her like last time and take the top spot despite never watching her a day

>>105609282
I did all that mb

>>105609620
>The unicorns left.
lmao

She loves money so much <3

Shondo will be forced to shock manager otis like another popular streamer shocked their pet to get the cloud and overcome ironmouse

>>105610850
the shock collar goes on the talent, not the manager

>>105610197
It’s so depressing…

>>105610197
it's somehow way worse than i thought

The groomers won I guess, they managed to successfully push out the competition (and kill her success in the process)

This is what evolved Shondo wanted
Grow up

>>105611303
nah it's the other way around, shondo can be herself now and make plenty enough to support her family, her mental health is infinitely better than it was which is priceless, wouldn't expect a groomer like you to mention or care about that tho

>>105611350
she can't be herself though

>>105611380
groomers seemed pretty pissed about her not being what they want rn if that's the case ;)

>>105611350
>her mental health is infinitely better than it was
you can tell when someone is a newfag that wasn't here in 2022 lol irl
actually the most retarded thing ive read today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqpH04B9tHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH1w-eu7PNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Y0EMyPeoQ

>>105611447
yeah the idea she's healthier now when she's more miserable and having more episodes than ever is laughable

>>105611303
>kill her success
the real money is in merchandising and she's been doing a fuck ton of that. Don't forget to buy the figure and merch btw.

>>105611447
the gaslighting is crazy

>>105611553
stop doubling down newfag, you're embarrassing yourself

>>105611447
>>105611495
her ACTUAL mental health is way better, just because she had less responsibilities and less tragedy and talked less about her issues doesn't mean shit
>>105611628
it's not like i've been right despite your constant peacocking and claims otherwise ;)

>>105611656
You literally weren't here then, grow up child. You have no authority to even speak on the matter

>>105611656
>no her real mental health aside from all the anxiety depression psychosis and hopelessness
lol irl lil gup

>>105611716
>anxiety
>depression
you mean like how she just said an hour ago she's having a ton of fun and a lot less anxiety than ever about streaming
>>105611713
>your honor you weren't even there

>>105611793
>a lot less anxiety than ever about streaming
that must be why she takes breaks constantly

Tubby trying to pretend he was here when we know exactly when he joined has to be a humiliation ritual
What a retarded cuck

>>105611832
she was literally bawling her eyes out on stream constantly
>>105611856
i don't need to be there i'm just more intelligent and wiser than 95% of /shon/

the most moping she did in 2022 when she was drunk was the fact that lily was distant and it made her sad, I think that's a good measure of how much worse she is now mentally

>>105611885
That's why you got banned multiple times right, you braindead faggot LMAO

>>105611856
He's literally just admitting the Bratty rrat is true by trying to speak as if he's been around for the first subathon. The retarded failed groomer cuck can't help but expose himself.

>>105611954
Yeah, everyone knows that. Just got some banned jealous newfag in here preaching his insanely delusional nonsense

>>105611885
That is because 95% of /shon/ is Noncium

>>105611954
syadouClueless
>>105611955
yeah she's a pranoid schizophrenic she couldn't handle me being so based and right all the time, she's still a w*man + that dawn guy had to take me out, i was getting too close to his dick sword kitten

>>105612108
Weird peacocking, child.

>>105612141
delete this

>>105612108
>ESL
yep, he's shitting c:

im retarded what do the numbers on the screen mean? 2000 subs, $9000, 200k bits?

>>105612196
You got it retard chama

Shondo wants the shock collar to train LC

i will marry fallenshadows pilot in real life and make her happy

>>105612196
great job retard!

shondo needs a sega sponsorship

>>105609560
she has made more money in 2024 and 2025 individually than she made the entire period before that collectively

>>105612704
proof?

>>105612704
she had a higher gross income in 2022 but made less profit because she wasn't as business savvy

>>105612825
yeah she paid taxes back then

>>105612804
she talked about it a while back

>>105612804
Merch sales made her more money than anything else she's done
watch streams faggot

>>105612825
dude she made more than the subathon 3 times over over with the shumo drop

>>105609908
she will live a normal life with me after i win

>>105612995
are you accusing her of lying?

>>105613054
I don't even know what she said to the contrary to say

>"You guys couldn't handle me when I'm not streaming."
>"You only see a small piece of me."
>"I've been completely nonfunctional."
Meanwhile
>Streams 12+ hours a day every day
>Perfectly fine the entire time

>>105613132
money is a powerful motivater to magically cure her mental illness ;)

>>105613334
ngl this is sus as shit

>>105613132
you still gotta have the decompression time at some point or another, but I do get the feeling that she'll just stretch out the disassociation time to fill the available space and that's why it's good for her to fill it with streaming instead

>>105613334
Called it. She only ''''cares'''' when she can get extra money nowadays

>>105613132
any knowers know that all she does is lay in bed when she's not streaming

>>105613797
not true, she sometimes camps under her desk

tubby melty

This subathon is just a Y0 marathon at this point. No activities or anything unlike the last one

>>105614245
we have a lot more time than you think left

>>105613971
klubbin time

the larp is over. she just admitted it.

>>105614245
Honestly I don't mind that. Yakuza 0 was a long time coming.

IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER

>>105614638
>>105614700
what nothingburger did she say this time that I'm supposed to take out of context

Disgusting.

>I love to stream! Streaming is the best! I wouldn't be here without streaming and you guys! You're the best! I love you and I love spending time with you!
>You give me money, I stream.

>tries to defend herself when compared to a hooker
shondo you are literally an emotional prostitute

I don't feel so good...

LMAO the grift is unreal

Based Paperwing calling her out.

>>105614870
the cutest emo prostitute ;3

q was right

she's becoming sentient, give her time

what's happening? i had to dip out for a few minutes

>mods chatting all the time
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>105614737
she compared a cabaret club to vtubing in response to a chatter

women suck

THE SIMP HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE VTUBER!

>>105614737
she said that she would consider working at a cabaret and get wasted every day

she also said that if she fell in love with someone she would have no choice but to stab them.

>>105615244
she really is shadowmama's daughter

what a whore (lovingly)

Why is Dawn so active lately?

>>105615307
you know why

>>105615307
he won

>>105615354
he won

won what?

>>105615307
he mentioned being busy reading chat more today. he was more than likely asked by her to be more active due to the community complaint i submitted.

it's better if the mods are more active

paying for attention or affection is cringe

>>105615307
he is a g r oo m e r ant i

>>105616015
Taking shots at somnium

>>105615693
>community complaint i submitted
jesse

she's my fute bagel

>>105616306
they were given a perspective on the state of the community. that is all.

>>105616733
jesse

>>105616733
It's sad you have to larp like this, nothing was any different in her community you cuckold

>>105616810
funniest post itt

>>105616733
nice larp but any regular knows dawn couldn't give any less of a fuck about your opinion or anyone elses lmao

>>105616810
the moderation that you are heavily inclined to undermining will be more active now. you're welcome.

>>105616856
No it won't you larping cuck.
Saddest shit I ever saw

>larp larp larp
awfully scared are we? :)

>>105616939
Nobody is scared of you except your heart you morbidly obese neet

imagine how embarrassing it is for your former oiler to donate to you about having sex with two of your friends lmao

>>105617035
>Projection
:)

>>105617037
it's actually a show of dominance, imagine if anyone else was donating saying the same thing, they would get timed out and she would react negatively instead of "tee hee go to bed haha"

>>105617035
LMAO
of all the people to pick for his larp he chose dawn, he's so retarded

>>105616853
him being more active now is not a coincidence no one was called out individually. but i would advise from associating with the current problems that were highlighted.

>>105617135
>he's still larping
humiliation ritual

>>105617249
carry on. you were warned.

>>105609442
>>105609258
True, i'm poor and because of some emergencies i had this month i had to spend the part of my savings that was gonna be spent on her military merch drop and now even though i have enough money for at least the bee shumo i'm afraid to spend it, because what if some shit happens again?? its so joever

>>105617135
this has been the case for months, since i called the mods useless in the discord then they realised they had to address it when half the server agreed even after they timed me out lmao. you're embarrassing

>>105617037
I missed it, what happened?

>>105617300
it's been a case for over a year now. not months.

>>105617326
ewen sent multiple donos about wanting to be between oli and vivis boobies

>>105617361
he's not an oiler. you're thinking of evan

>>105617337
true but it did become more noticeable this year compared to last

>>105617300
The mods are only 'useless' because you don't agree with their decisions.

>>105617668
their decisions: none

>>105617762
Say it in discord

Whos alt is Chucklevoid?

>>105617899
Has to be Fireneko. He's been suspiciously gone during this whole Shondothon

>>105617942
fireneko is never around anyway he isnt a chatterbox

>Has more emotion for a guy who has never replied to her on Twitter, never chatted in her Discord and never spoken in her stream than any regular
But she doesn't want a rich guy ;)

>>105617975
No I mean he's literally gone. Not a single donation. Meanwhile Chucklevoid is first place by a huge margin.

>>105617975
He's a groomer that stopped whaling after she stopped letting him get away with DMs for the excessive money he was giving her.

>>105618043
he came back with milk a few months ago

shigger

digging the shunny

ewen egg kemo kemo kemo

>Femcels aren't real, theres no such thing
So what are you, Shondo? ;)

2025 shondo is way more honest than 2022 shondo

for better or for worse

>>105618387
fakecel, even she knows she's too cute and desired to be truecel

>>105618387
volcel

I want to dig shondo like digging into china

>>105618396
as someone who's winning i enjoy current honest shondo.

>>105618413
>Vol
>Constantly complains about being a virgin and that she doesn't get laid and that she doesn't have a boyfriend to do everything for her
LOL

>>105606269
Not a shondophrenic but my oshi is GFE and sadly I think this describes the situation after several years to a T

>>105618504
she is celibate by choice, and sets impossible standards to make it easier for her to uphold it

>>105618483
>as someone who's winning
hi dawn!

>>105618616
what's her impossible standards, be tall and a virgin? I'm already that

>>105618616
>she is celibate
LOL

fucking great

>>105618599
you start to appreciate corpo gfe for having a certain professional distance such that nobody would get hurt

>>105618691
Well also be rich enough and patient enough to take care of her and her family, and strong enough to mutilate people one-handed

>>105618691
>what's her impossible standards
Older than her but not too old and you need to have enough money to take care of her entire family and her but not too much money and then you need to be asexual because she doesn't do icky sex stuff but you also need to take what you want from her and just do whatever you please to her because consent is for losers and you need to be tall and be super strong and you also need to be schizophrenic and homeless and insane and a murderer but also be a really nice and sweet person and have a good relationship with your family and she doesn't want to do any e-dating ever again but she doesn't leave the house so good luck.

reminder she initially wanted her partner to be a virgin and never have had a previous relationship but then she had to change it to let you have had 1 in the past because it excluded too many of the viewers from the criteria

Do your part.

>>105618616
>impossible
>be tall and black
Weird cope

>>105618940
I have him blocked so I can't even see his messages to report

>>105618873
does it count if I hate women enough to not be interested in sex

>>105618940
call them out in chat lil gupper

>>105618901
pretty sure she said one partner was fine because she had one (who she didn't do anything with :))

>>105618940
Make sure to let Twitch know about these erotic book reading sessions.

>wanted to wrap up early
>same time as the other night

>>105619158
>still reading
>people still donating and interrupting her more than she's interrupting herself
well i hope she can sleep in and start later at least lol

>>105619158
plap o'clock

>>105618873
>Older than her but not too old
yeah she wants a spry 45 year old not an ancient 65 year old

>>105619158
I know isn't it great?

>>105619229
not when it's more stress for something that doesn't need to be stressed

>>105619431
she's ending right now.

>>105619448
after staying up later than she wanted to like she said

rate day 3 of the Shondothon

>>105619528
sh/it

>>105619528
better than day 2 lots of fun love my wife/10

>>105619528
9/10 non-whiskey'd shondo was better (it's a good thing kumo didn't raid during non-canon shondo). Time was added to the clock thanks to FireNeko 2.0 so we're closer to shontoes.

>>105619528
9/10. Really enjoying spending so much time with her! 10/10 wife like usual. hope she sleeps well!

>>105619528
Admitted that the LARP was over and that she is a prostitute/10

>>105619646
QRD?

>replies to 6 hour old tweet from cheerfulrock when she doesnt follow him and she wasnt tagged
he won

>>105620080
she does follow him

>>105620095
haha made you look

>>105620104
jokes on you I checked before I saw your post

>>105620124
What if that guy was Shondo and she replied to him to make people check if she was following him or not? syadouTinfoil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4muGWDr-sQ&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nFmYpR5XeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeqXOivvjTE&t

https://x.com/zackdfilms1/status/1978808842214392243
shondo merch idea

>>105620555
zackdfilms is great
also shontoeshrooms

>>105620555
is this the technique shroomer guy uses for his mushrooms?

>>105618940
BASED
i did my part

>>105618940
somehow I think this is the least of twitch's problems right now after the PR nightmare that just happened at twitchcon

stats are anti behavior

stats are ant behavior

>>105621218
https://x.com/yoxics/status/1979395177862303855
Still better security than for Kiara doing cosplay that one time. That Japanese guy got to fondle the chicken for a few seconds before security got to him.

>>105621298
You have no idea man...

>>105621443
From what I gather the anger is that she used to be permitted to have her own private security who would stop stuff like this before it would happen, but she was explicitly forbidden from doing so this time, so it's seen as Twitch's fault for making that decision.

>>105621777
her guard is banned by the venue

>>105621777
Though I will say I've also seen plenty of shitbag streamers who go hire big guys to follow them around as they fuck with or assault random strangers and then step in when someone tries to fight back so yeah

>>105621814
because they did their job as private security. during another twitchcon funnily enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqlQf4k2KXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iVOxgXCGr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVqe6NRoy8w&t

>>105621944
the reality is any public event with anyone these things can happen unless every single streamer/attendee has a guard NPC walking around with them. twitchcon is open to anyone with an account

>>105622114
larger events with more people that are targets should have better security. it's just common sense

>>105622202
the guy walked up from 2 feet away and grabbed her, what difference would it have made

>>105622237
security could have been closer to her instead of across the hall for a start

Thread reading shondo!!! Please hold out until next Friday when I get paid!!! I had to spend all of my extra savings on the figure and merch and while I could donate more money right now and can make my landlord understand why rent is late, ideally I don't send my bank account into negative numbers but I want to support uuuuuuuu

howdy Shondopolis!! ^_^/ anything important i miss today?? twas doing a double feature movie date ehehe~ kinda like the ones you do with Shondo except you do like fricking eight movies with Shondo >_<

>>105594422
absolutely!!

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>>105616725
I’m gonna touch you

>>105605145 (OP)
Of course it's fake, Michael is her real boyfriend.

>>105618009
I've said this before but her ideal man isn't a seething manchild who spends all of his free time on Discord. It's not her fault that groomers and other riffraff somehow gaslighted themselves into thinking they're desirable when they actually give her the ick.