Thread 105626811

https://rentry.org/corpo-unity
https://pomu.pages.dev/corpo

>What is /corpo/?
The number of vtubers managed by an agency ("corpos") or representing a brand ("mascots") has been growing recently. However, not all discussions can sustain individual threads. This thread strives to create a place to discuss the talents and mascots of corpo™s that are currently not discussed in other threads.

>Can I shill my small corpo oshi who already has a thread?
If your oshi gets talked about in a thread constantly, you may want to focus there! It's fine otherwise.

>Are former corpo talents allowed?
No.

>Other Corpo Threads
Bat: >>>/vt//bat/
Saiken: >>>/vt//md/
Micro: >>>/vt//micro/
PixelLink: >>>/vt//pxl/
UK vtubers: >>>/vt//slag/
ChromaSHIFT: >>>/vt//jidf/
V4Mirai + globie: >>>/vt//v4m/
Small JP vtubers: >>>/vt//indie/
V&U + KR vtubers: >>>/vt//vnug/
VSPO! EN + Specialite: >>>/vt//fpspec/

Previous thread: >>105554065

>>105626811 (OP)
Time to practice my unsolicited hugging and kissing techniques together with my butterfly knife skills. Guards are too stupid to even check tickets in these events.

>>105626968
It's not a irl M&G you mong

>>105627028
>he doesn't know

Gonna have sex with Nene at the twitch con orgy

>>105627123
based black male

>>105627028
dyrbi

>>105627856
kekson fuckboy weekend?

>>105625101
>cuck spammer is an ex-eien faggot
unsurprising

>>105628455
He's not the /pkg/ schizo?

>>105628675
keked lmeows

>>105626811 (OP)
cute a basis

>>105629017
>cuckabasis
perfect for the thread

>>105629036
they don't do male collabs

>>105626811 (OP)
Batposter OP lost
Dramaposter OP lost

>>105629092
>Bat: >>>/vt//bat/
?

>>105622342
>>105622515
I like how the implication here is not that he is getting inside vtubers DMs, but that the women are whores who need the attention and willingly show off their maros and replies.
Truly /cuckpo/.

cuckabasis fuck their “secret” bfs and cuck their simps kek

>>105626811 (OP)
grim

>>105629379
>>105629298
grim

The grimmest

>>105629115
Batposters are like actual bats who infest decrepit abandoned buildings like how /corpo/ used to be a thread like an actual house before everyone moved to tower and /micro/ and now this place is a derelict abandoned building for homeless squatters. Drafty place perfect for bats

>>105629115
Bat won

>>105629298
holy trvke

>>105629455
This but /vt/ as a whole post-hack
The bats flying around building their homes in the rafters
The various schizos in different threads are the drugged up homeless people squatting the building below

Essie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPb2Hczp8t4

Kiki's a good girl and a qtpie

the one from eien was better
and the one from eien was horrible

FUCK, you guys made me think this new corpo would be different but they're already whores???

>>105629455
>>105629946
That's why the eh whatever OP is the correct one and pretending/corpo/ is a legitimate thread is the vandalized OP.

>>105630193
>pretending/corpo/ is a legitimate thread
it isn't, it is still vandalized look at the links

>>105630081
op fucked up he should have made a glitch stars op, those are sacred.

>>105630249
But you are the op

>>105630249
>openly married or engaged
>blown out whores
>bf yabs
lmau

if only phase hadn't stolen the glory that eien deserves none of this would have happened

>>105630661
so real queen

>>105630661
Eri should join Brave or Niji management. She's overqualified

>>105630661
based silvi the greatest vtuber manager before the tranny managing ferumi and elia

>>105629984
vintage saiken cumrag

>>105630081
katabasis are dating their moderators

>>105631426
catamite

hasan keeps digging himself deeper and deeper in the animal abuser hole meanwhile nemos silence is deafening.

>>105631037
shes already shown him the maros you sent her anon

>>105632011
Nemo wished she was abused by hasan like his dog

>>105628675
/pkg/ schizo watched a lot of EIEN and spammed them on /pkg/ claiming that's how the standard of GFE chuubas should be (before all of the EIEN yabs)

>>105632349
electric collar nemo rough nonconsensual sex...

>>105632011
nemo is jealous of numi taking a photo with hasan

Meimi wants to abandon me...
https://x.com/meimimajohat/status/1979595772149530849

eww a grimshart

>>105632740
this is gfe

>>105633265
you got cucked by nguyenman

I miss tomoe...

>>105634275
She's just so quirky and whimsical fr fr

>>105632393
The filipino balls sweat chair incident mindbroke him so hard he's still seething over two years later?

>>105634275
Be honest you wouldn't like her if she didn't have pink nipples

>>105635153
I do like her pink nipples but I can't just love a woman for pink nipples because they inevitably get darkened when she gets pregnant.

>>105635242
Thats why you get their eggs removed, do IVF and put it in a third party surrogate to grow so you don't have any health risks and can keep plapping the full way through the pregnancy

>>105635321
how does she breast feed if she wasnt pregnant though?

>>105635479
you can still hire wet nurses or just get a subscription with a breast milk bank

>>105635526
this guy pregnants

Took me a hot minute, but I figured out the girl-fan mozzu got into an argument on the night of the orange man's victory was actually Cinnia (the german alchemist vtuber Mozzu liked)...

>>105633715
I miss my bro...

>>105635526
Yeah Bossymoon

>>105636609
troons don't give milk

>>105635526
I'd hire mozzu to be my wet nurse.

>>105636686
that means snake would have to knock her up first

Part of the appeal is ruining a woman body with my seeds through back to back pregnancies, which is what I will do to shee icho.

>>105634275
you got cucked by german greyname at dokomi

>>105636719
you are a holodingo and cuckuccinos paid to watch

>>105636704
SentendoBoyAdvance can watch if he wants.

>>105636636
She's not a troon, she's just a jew.

>>105636970
Like her friend Tomomi and her big khazar milkers

>>105636999
no wonder she was fucked and filled by a black rat

>>105636999
neuron activation

>>105635904
What

>>105636999
she got blacked

>>105636999
explains why she's pro-israel

>>105626811 (OP)
oh my cute (love)

bad news for sapple

i aint reading all that

Got tomomis fat milkers on my mind

>>105638583
>deleted
that means it's true

Talking about income is low class

>>105640765
Do you own a house?

>>105640765
don't be jealous of sentenno, akasugi, he only likes to watch

>>105640423
Sentendo3DS is so fucking in

>>105640765
sentenno3DS cuckchair is high class

>>105640765
this is a lie the lower class gobble up peddled by corps so that people don't compare their paychecks and figure out what they should actually be getting paid

>>105640423
>testing the 3dio
>sh’s had it for a week

Where
With whom
When
Who can say

>>105640874
THAT was asseghu

https://youtu.be/1GpaizW8luI?t=628
I love my Hiyowife so much

>>105641424
Repo with vdere, she isn't streaming her pov.

>>105641650
saiken onahole blown out by longboardman

>>105640765
sentenndovirtualboy loves to randomly brag about numbers like his paycheck and numbers he pushes in the gym. most likely they're all lies to get mozzus attention otherwise he wouldnt be wasting all of his time on a 1view vtuber

>>105640539
No wonder tomomi tried to join phase connect

>>105626811 (OP)
Just to be clear Katabasis isnt a small corpo it is a loose association of indies. they dont have anyone else behind them nor do they have a group business licence

>>105641920
sennyboy could bench you, bitch

gay

>>105641656
understandable, the face tracking probably doesn't work when she's busy giving sapple sloppy

>>105642032
>>105642091
After I found out how many plain nerds get on roids, take HGH or anything like that, I stopped being impressed by all their "hard work" in the gym.

>>105626811 (OP)
Canadabasis

>>105642032
>>105642091
imagine what an ugly fuck sentendo must be if mozzu still hates him even though he makes good money lmao

>>105631168
Kiki doesnt even have any moderators

https://www.twitch.tv/batatvideogames
https://www.twitch.tv/batatvideogames
https://www.twitch.tv/batatvideogames

>>105642695
kekabasis cope

I won’t he racist. If she loves kicchin that is okay even if he is a black male vtuber

>>105643184
you watch phase connect

>>105642695
they are sharing belphy
that is why they katabasis is going to canada

Hiyo......

Essie watching Katabasis Debuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt59Non0ES8

Kiki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtZtxe5bpVE
Mikan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILoI1NhQkYo
Neppie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZNC0P0Iqt0
Ch4i www.youtube.com/watch?v=So4OuMwVdI0
Group www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPC9JQnXaKs

If the girl in hiyo's cover MV is her, then hiyo has a pretty nice ass.

>>105644354
but are they whores?

>>105644415
>but are they whores?
yes

>kiki is now /corpo/
as if this thread wasn't bad enough already

Meimi sexo

>>105644801
meimi art with her tummy exposed is always a 10/10 from me

>>105644756
she is perfect for /cuckpo/

>>105644354
they all sound terrible.

>>105644756
She has a pocket jannie that instantly nukes anything bad about her so maybe he will finally clean up /corpo/

>>105644354
I might watch one of them a year down the line

eww grimsharts

all vtubers should have a sexy voice like meimi's

>>105644756
kekabasis and katanazis

>>105644895
If you wanna look him up in the janny leaks from April is the one that goes by Green. He runs their divegrass team too.

>>105645096
trvke if deleted

>>105645096
if deleted you know the rules

>>105644756
The only negative thing Kiki brings to this thread is the realization that a shut-in 30+ year old in poor health is a better streamer than 95% of the chuubas posted in here

gigi cute

>>105645471
She loves her coffee black.

>>105645471
cute design

>deleted
lol irl

>>105644354
essie is the most fuckable one here

>>105645511
literally grim

>>105645511
she should phase in

>>105645645
she's a crusty saiken onahole

>>105645242
>shut-in 30+ year old in poor health
But Kiki is none of those things.

that's a lot of retro games

>>105645710
nobody ever posts proof of this shit they just imagine chuubas with males and start jerking off in the corner

>>105645638
Gonna look him up?

>deleted
that means it's trvke

>>105645715
She is all of those things

>>105645981
you fell for the grift

>>105645966
even deleted the replies lol

might actually leave this thread if you faggots move here

>>105646170
So that is why she hates Tomomi now

>>105646170
BASED BASED BASED

>>105646236
Mozzu is more based.

>>105646229
If you haven't by now then you're obviously too stupid to leave

>I showed you mine now show me yours
lewd

>>105645981
lolno
she got started vtubing as an underaged b& e-girl after hanging out on 4chan in druggie circles
check the archives
seeya

>>105646270
This place is where we dump the trash, I never post /here/ seriously so in a way I'm not really here.

see you in three days brave truth nuker

>>105646261
the moment mozzu got some backlash for being racist she said she never meant any of it and blamed it all on her discord groomer

>Mikan streams on linux
She might be the one for me

cody what are your thoughts on kiki pyon pyon?

>>105646363
since she started dating sapple she has openly expressed her hate for jews and minorities on stream, even saying that things are "zogged"

>>105646392
that implies it's a troon. you like troons?

>>105646170
Kiki's the best

>>105646170
Holy fucking based

>105646279
based

>>105646170
>im just going to throw away all my beliefs
>based

>>105646410
>implies

>>105646484
You're exactly the kind of worthless shitstain she was talking about

>>105646484
Technically it's the opposite of based.

>>105646511
acid'd?

>>105646501
you on some simp type shit if you defend that

>>105646533
Cringe is what I think the zoomers say.

>>105646446
>OG saiken onahole
>future saiken onahole
docteurception

newly RW basedboys will clap and shout when someone says things they agree with, get tired in a month then get grifted by a big titty jew. kiki has your number so bad it extends to the 200th decimal point

>>105642091
kek he fell for the gymbro meme

>>105646602
worked for sapple

what's worse selling out or being a grifter?

it was a load of bunk eh

>>105646676
kiki picked both

>>105646745
kek

>>105646745
mozzu isn't so bad after all

>>105646700
lol

>>105646676
becoming a discarded saiken onahole

>>105646803
So kiki too kek

>>105646604
I love cute girls!

>>105646410
She is but that is okay, Kiki doesn’t consider him a make vtuber.

why isn't /micro/ posting about the debuts?

>>105646918
kekabasis mogs/micro/ garbage

>>105646784
What Kiki explained is literally, to a T, what Mozzu has also said. I know at least one of you has that clip where she goes "there's only one kind of politics in vtubing..."

>>105646918
.:....:::::::::.......:::::::: did that feel good on your braille reader anon

>>105646410
She's not but I think she's collabed with them before

>>105646959
Grifters gonna grift

>>105647013
>>105646410
Mikan drew Bloom fanart.

>>105647032
saiken onahole watching

how did they get so many ppl to do watchalongs?

>>105646959
aw poor grifters

>>105647126
>how did they get so many ppl to do watchalongs?
They paid for it, they got like 18,000 dollars in funding for this.

>>105647123
holy zased she's a rare bloom onahole (actual female)

Naki date!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQGoDp6qr6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQGoDp6qr6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQGoDp6qr6M

>>105647150
it's for nothing, nobody is going to stick around for these boring bitches.

This bitch look kinda retarded

>>105647213
you clearly did lmao

>>105647218
he doesn't know...

>>105647126
They did a lot of networking and watchalongs for other vtubers too. Connections i guess.

>>105647249
Oh shit are you serious

>>105647247
I'm not even watching the debuts lmao
>>105647196
Finally a good stream.

>>105647150
damn, hopefully it works out for them.

>>105647282
>gfe grift after the kekson fuckboy swinger party hosted by yura
lmaoooo

Mwocha live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBhHi1ud6MM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBhHi1ud6MM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBhHi1ud6MM

>>105647477
prime docteur onahole

>>105647477
Finally a good stream.

>>105647525
cuckgoob likes to watch

>>105647286
They better or that investment company will be mad at them.

>>105647585
it was raised by all their fans

>>105647585
oy...

>>105647621
built for docteur

>>105647658
>fans
bots from you know where

>>105647770
ready for docteur onahole duty

>>105647733
where

>>105647921
That explains why it looks like shit.

>>105648034
you sound like a woman

>>105648034
She has down syndrome give her a break

>>105648068
Just being honest that face gives off uncanny valley vibes AND it makes her look retarded, what a combo.

>>105648068
women are more passive aggressive like what you're doing kek

Ferumi has already cancelled 3 streams during her "comeback" week. Can't make this shit up.

>>105648183
Woman coded post

>>105648178
Youre such a bitter triggered moron, im glad life made you like this. Makes me feel better about myself.

Naki on the other hand, what a cute model and rigging and don't get me started on the naki pilot herself.

>>105648242
You're not responding to my observation about how her face is busted though. vruber fans that are yes men like you is why vtubing in the west will never recover.

Sexstelle is cute!

>>105648343
>vruber

>>105648242
lol y u mad tho

>>105647123
cute

>>105648534
if yuno yuno

>>105648515
>>105648624
She's the whoretuber that shows her nipples on stream right?

>>105648737
ough sen give me some of ur 150k savings ough

>>105647123
Proof that's Mikan's art? Why would she draw Bloom?

>>105648762
Ch4i yes

>>105648762
uhhhh proof?

>>105647123
Stop lying

>>105646392
Funny this was brought up, I just dual booted my PC earlier today with Mint to dip my feet in. Fuck Windows

>>105648762
based if true

>>105647123
Mikan did a good job, she knows her Bloom lore to include so many details.

>>105649437
what the fuck

>>105649437
holy cuck

>Cosplay whore
I'm good

Charzu wants to game with her Onii-chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihS4XM6K9Jo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihS4XM6K9Jo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihS4XM6K9Jo

>>105649437
>>105649448
>>105649469
idk is a known ntr enthusiast

Lmao they definitely paid for those watchalongs

>>105650015
At least some of them were trades, they did watchalongs of their debuts before

>>105650015
Of course they did, do you really think any vtuber would spend their time hyping another vtuber for free?

Essie was really cute

>>105647513
saiken onaholes
saiken onaholes everywhere...

money down the toilet
now back to being irrelevant literal whos

>>105650103
As always

I want to walk shee icho around the house on all four completely naked with leash and collar. If we feel frisky, we can even sneak out into the backyard at night and have shee pee outside and hope the neighbors aren't watching

>>105650015
Duh

>>105650015
They don't even know their names

>>105650432
Website is live https://katabasis.moe

>>105650440
>They don't even know their names
kek, really?

>>105650015
Debut watchalongs have been a paid thing from the very beginning, the moment Idol invented the practice. Most retarded accusation of all time.

>>105650645
>I pay you to try to steal your audience
enforced cucktubing

Their first merch is... soap. Soap.

>>105650741
>>105650769
https://memebars.com/collections/the-katabasis-collection

>>105650741
there is also
https://weebe.net/katabasis-summer-collection/

>Mixed-Media Light Novel Anthology Series
They created fanbasesonas and now they're commissioning manga shipping themselves with them

>>105650741
Better than promising acrylic standees that they don't have the infrastructure to produce and take 2 years to deliver on

They seem sweet and cute, why is everyone so upset? Cause Kiki's in it?

>>105650928
This thread has been an anti thread for ages now

>>105650928
Bro /corpo/ is all bad faith shit-flinging

>>105650741
kino

>>105650769
>>105650802

>>105650928
yes, and because mozzu is our thread darling.

>>105650915
mozzu still hasn't finished the mozzubox merch a year later. many mites spent more than $500 on that merch drop

>>105650991
cute

>>105651011
>mozzubox merch
Did she really do that to them? It's like poetry it rhymes

>>105650769
Mozzu should do a taste test!

>>105651075
all she had to do was draw a doodle on each dakimakura. Logistically, she only had to do one signed dakimakura once per day. one year later she's still not done. she's too busy sucking off sapple in vc to get it done.

>>105651011
Idol almost went bankrupt trying to deliver acrylic merch. Everyone underestimates the cost and logistics of this shit. This is why everyone who isn't a retarded uses third party companies like Kawa or UWUMARKET

>>105649319
It is obviously not her

>>105651181
but she used kawa lol

>>105651207
She's definitely just a retard then. I've gotten signed merch back from chuubas in under 3 months from them

>>105651011
she's workin' on it!

>>105651011
>a year later
if she delivers before the eien merch I'm waiting on, she isn't doing too bad

>>105651273
yeah. kawa usually ships all of the orders when they're done, by mozzu's own admission it's because she can't get it done

>>105650741
gay

>>105650941
>>105650973
Haven't visited in a while, makes sense. That's too bad. Feel better soon /corpo/

in fairness they're messages from mites so they're probably things like 'draw yourself getting fucked by the blackest man alive'

>>105649319
she knows her bloom stuff

>>105651509
It feels good not being a mitecuck

>>105648737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLKRcYJ4VNU&t=4344s
she is talking about this btw

>>105652038
sentenndo64 is a loser who acts like hot shit but deletes his comments because he's scared mozzu will disapprove and even she knows this

>>105652038
vdere trash

the chad kamibroshi > the virgin sentenno360

Mozzu produces so little content the thread's forced to discuss one of her chatters

>>105652213
this is what happens when you give a weird loser too much individual attention

mozzu gets her shit deleted too

wish someone would delete her.

>>105648224
What is it this time autism hort?

>>105652946
why did shiki retweet this

>>105652899
dirty whorezumi gets everything she deserves

>>105654143
sadly she doesn't get nearly what she deserves

Iku's donothon finale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdKckAqa3IY

How many deleted posts so far this thread?

>>105654701
this but I take what I can get

>>105651557
Why would she know anything about him?

>>105654874
must be a fan

>>105654895
I don't think that's her art at all

>>105652213
>>105652442
Hey asseghu

>>105654766
not enough

>>105654895
That is why it is called fanart.

>>105655001
>>105655001
>>105655001
>>105655001
>>105655001

>>105654989
I check this thread like once a month, reply to a handful of recent posts, and without fail get accused of being some bad actor I've never even heard of. Not only is /corpo/ the worst thread on the board, it may be the worst thread on the site.

>>105655095
> worse than pcg
yeah sure buddy

>>105655095
you are kekmate

>>105655095
Fact

>>105655306
Like, I don't even know what you're saying here. You're trying to insult me but you might as well have just spammed chinese characters at me cause Idk wtf this shit means.

>>105655240
I hate culture war brainrot and boyfriend drama as much as the next guy but I would take that over the black hole of mental illness that is this general. Both of these threads are a board boogeyman so it's really a moot point anyway.

>>105655561
maybe you should go back to tva kekmate and fellate your daddy proctor and your boyfriend prospect

>>105655561
>I hate culture war brainrot and boyfriend drama as much as the next guy but I would take that over the black hole of mental illness that is this general.
kek /corpo/ is that too in addition to everything else

>>105655629
I like how corpo schizos think they're the last bastion again Proctor's failed kiwifarms competitor when every thread on this board hates him and is equally vocal about it

>>105655828
Why did you choose one oshi that is so big breasted and the other that is very flat