Thread 105742964

Superfan Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents

>/lig/ Numbers
https://lignumbers.neocities.org/

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

>Koikatsu cards
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>/lig/ Wheel of Names
https://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays
October 21st - Grape
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October 24th - Moriko Kyoho & Yuy IX
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November 24th - Layna Lazar
November 27th - Dashducks

>OC material for the OP
https://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw

>Ducks
https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//big/
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>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//mint/
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>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//xvsj+/

Previous Thread: >>105739434

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

Good OP

Do NSFW streams, Anny!

Howdy Lig!! ^_^/
reminder that your perception of youth and femininity is obscured by your misguidance caused by milfs (milfs are gae)

I love Milky!

dick color cuck general

what if your oshi said she was rebranding but was otherwise going to do the same sort of content and she did a redebut stream and almost everything was exactly the same but she now referred to her name as “hong kong sally”

Nigga bat

>>105743019
if your dick is blue I think you need to see a doctor anon

>>105742987
Hey Foxbro! I hope that you and your oshi and everyone else and their oshi will have a good day and be able to leave whatever worries them behind!

t-thanks

>>105743047
Hello broner! Thanks and I wish the same to you and your oshi!

>>105743004
Milfs are great for beginners. They teach young guys that their value comes from their physical performance, which leads them to pursue success, which then enables them to bag a hot 23 year old once they are established.

<----- Start doing this

>>105743090
dirty jokes are unattractive to females ^_^
and typically females who make dirty jokes are unattractive ^_^/

>>105742964 (OP)
>/lig/ - Large Indies Global:
>:

>>105743099
Why is tanned/dark skin so hot?
More chuubas should have tan models.
It is too powerful. Even Bat looks somewhat appealing

>Open stream.
>Your oshi streams with her husband.
Is this peak CFE?

>>105743030
peace and love

>>105743128
my bad. I copied that title from the catalog while checking if other bakes exist

>>105743030
For me, it's Brazilian bat

>>105743129
in my opinion tan/dark skin has never been hot >_<

>>105743124
It depends on the context

>>105743124
Only if you are an incel that refers to women as "females"

>>105743154
No biggie. Thanks for baking

I don’t want to watch/have sex with milfs, I want to watch/have sex with feminine mature women who I can impregnate and turn into a milf

>>105743156
this is peak sloppa

>>105743159
>>_<
fuck off

>>105743154
Blame my OCD for noticing

How about large indie ghosts?

>wake up
>missing karaoke
why couldnt i have made better choices

>>105743195
How about this?

goodnight liggas

>>105743143
It's not really CFE if you're not white so I can't speak on that front, but I imagine it's pretty peak for those who are

>>105743218
*zipper sounds*

>>105743190
Not OCD. I failed as a baker. It was a rookie mistake. I will do better in the future!

>>105743143
What does CFE mean?

>>105743104
I want to sniff Para's ass

soon

>>105743270
I'm gonna blue

>>105743270
why is she so early today?

>>105743004
>>105743047
this is gary a convicted pedophile from shondos community that got kicked out of a con for harassing oli btw. his keywords are gae, that emoji face and being a faglord

>>105743302
She wants to try a different starting time

>>105743176
i dont use “women” usually in my sentences!! i use “girls” or “females” usually.. just habit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am a 30 year old male why am I getting random boners watching vtuber streams I'm not even horny

>>105743325
>>105743159
>>105743124
kill yourself pedo

>>105743331
Female attention

>>105743317
i got kicked out for making fun of an audience member on twitter, not for harassing Oli mister. im like literally the only person there who didnt sexually harass Oli

>>105743331
Why would Nina do that

>>105743317
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Broner Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on /lig/, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in TTS warfare and I'm the top donowaller in the entire Blue Ligma forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the interwebs and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Broner Army Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>105743331
I thought i would get less horny in my thirties but i probably spend twice as much time jorking it as i used to

>>105742931
>Lucy Anne Pyre is considering therapy, but is afraid that Chatty might find her less appealing once she fixes her issues.
I want to tell her she has nothing to worry about. What made me fall in love with Lucy was not whatever she thinks she needs to fix, but her voice and her razor wit. I would gladly be there with her every step of the way, if only I could, because I love my cringe demon wife.

>>105743331
The sexiest thing a woman can do isn’t related to her body or sexual activities, it’s the inherent difference to us in how they speak, their attitudes, and their charm. It’s not that they’re succubi, they’re just naturally very primally alluring to us.

>>105743362
UH OH look at all that custard!!

>>105743377
What if therapist tells her to be less parasocial?

>>105743377
Same. I like Lucy because no other chuuba can make up things on the spot like she does, and because she really does care about the people who watch her. I will never abandon her

>>105743394
We kill the therapist

>>105743394
Then the therapist dies.

I love Japanese flower fairies

>>105743261
>CFE
CuckFriend Experience

>>105743394
My biggest fear is that her therapist will groom her.

In 7 days Vivi will be turning 33; show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Submissions must be SFW and have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (200x200, 400x400, 200x400, etc).

Some things Vivi likes for inspiration:
>The Simpsons, Homestar Runner, Fallout, Broken Sword
>Visual Novels, Cozy Games
>Achivement Hunting, Tarot
As well as her many friend groups, such as:
>Barbies (Nina, Inis, Shondo, Olivia, Tanya and Soya)
>Vershion (Mako, Jets, Clio, Hanya and Yozo)
>JAST idols (Reiyu, Tane, Yozo, Kumo and Ichigo)
>Just Friends (Nemo, Aito, Bakiin, Shuumi, Wayshi, Pucci and Pearl)

Model references: https://mega.nz/folder/oz0GlT5Y#HGPq78f8S7mEgGTTGMQ4tg

>>105743423
Let me ruin this gif for you:
Why are her nipples flexing when she moves?

>>105743047
have you seen the broner our wisp drew >>105734514

>>105743431
ewwww why are 33yo women vtubing \>_</
my gosh fricking… im disappointed vivi

>>105743429
you fags literally can't stop thinking about getting cucked holy shit

>>105743394
Then therapists get added to The Pile

My therapist said that I'm too fucked up and that he can do nothing about it...

>>105743446
Yes!!! It is so precious and cute!

i wish i had a therapist >_<

>>105743429
Exceptionally retarded statement. Like, holy shit dude.

>>105743457
If your oshi is collaborating with a male, it's cucking, and she is a whore.

Ooooooohhhhh I get it! You're retarded!

>>105743470
>>105743454
what if you made a noose and hung yourself from the ceiling with it

>>105743444
She's wearing pads... Sasuga pettan Japanese flower fairy...

>>105743462
Ok then you do something about it bozo

>>105743457
I am not an NTR enjoyer.
However: If Lucy wants a good therapist, she should use a male therapist. And women often develop feelings towards their therapists because therapy does build familiarity and inevitably leads to emotional connections.
A lot of women fall in love with their therapists. It is almost normal.
And when that happens, Lucy might act less parasocial.
I wouldn't mind because I think that Lucy should pursue happiness. And that involves bonding with people in real life. This is not cuck behavior. It simply is reality.
But I believe in Lucy and believe that Chatty will always have a special place in her heart.

>>105743521
that would never happen because thats gae!!

>>105743529
I think I should smash your nose with my fist, you fucking freak.

>>105743394
Then we tell her to get a new one

>>105743540
You want Lucy to go to some women therapist who tells her that she is a girlboss and that she should stop wasting emotional labor on internet strangers?

Hey Nyax (formerly Myax), are we excited for Tanya's debut this week?

>>105743317
he isnt convicted

>>105743529
So THIS is why Lucy isn't attracted to her viewers

>>105743423
Why does she have Holo tier rigging?

>>105743556
>Nyax
Is that actually what she calls her new fans?
Can't make this shit up.

>>105743562
I am not her core audience. I just love Lucy a lot and want her to be happy.

>>105743553
I think you have a genuinely warped worldview from consuming far too much of the internet's lies. Fuck off, cuck.

>>105743526
Nah, I like my mental illness. It's like a superpower.

>>105743553
a good therapist wouldnt do that shit

>>105743587
thats what i think about mine too!! \^_^/

>>105743584
Even if 1% of female therapists are true to the internet memes, it is a risk that is non-existent with male therapists.
Because male therapists are usually more receptive to therapy that is not just psychoanalysis.
More of them gravitate towards fields like cognitive behavioral therapy.

>>105743594
Not everyone is good at their jobs, Anon.
Most people are just in it for the money.
I am sorry to tell you, but this is just how the world works.

>silence
>says one liner
>forced laughter
>silence
>repeat
Is there anything worse a ligger does

>>105743563
Japanese riggers. Maybe once she's confident enough to start collabing with and networking with some of the big EN liggers, they'll be able to get her into contact with someone better.

>>105742142
jack off NOW
https://files.catbox.moe/n90d8l.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/yg53w0.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/0cr5yi.jpg

>>105743627
i hear that lady therapists are too trigger happy with calling authorities on their patients >_<

Nina should graduate.

>Nina's videos show up in my subscriptions now
Huh, guess schizorants on /lig/ do work

Which chuuba has the best smelling ass?

>>105743667
oli

>>105743667
Onigiri, unless she cooked fish a day ago

>>105743667
Heavenlyfather

>>105743667
according to my gf’s cousin, guys who are obsessed with a*s are depressed

>>105743681
Because they want to get buried in them?

>>105743643
now I want dommy mommy theRapist

TIME FOR BLUE!

>>105743681
Blacks don't get depressed

>>105743694
your dommy mommy therapist will just toss drugs at you like skittles and cash an easy paycheck
A medicated chuuba might as well graduate

aaaaaaaaaa

>>105743681
but im a woman that likes ass

>>105743714
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i aint able to tell you what that means

>>105743714
post pussy or gtfo

>>105743714
Same here. We have so much in common, we should have sex.

>>105743713
I think you gotta accept that she's gone for good sleepyhead

>>105743740
You should recreate that famous scene from requiem for a dream while cosplaying as your oshis

>>105743713
she lives on in your dreams bro

Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support

>>105743529
I think you should get hit in the head really hard

If you bought an ad for your oshi on /vt/, would she hate it?

>>105743627
Male therapists suck ass though
Female therapists sound like and interact with you like they can feel emotions and they (pretend) to understand you
Male therapists are like talking to chatgpt who wears a rolex

>>105743755
i only remember the fridgerator terror, “im going to be on television!”, and the overdose scene from that one. i like Darren aronofsky’s other movies better! ^_^

>>105743777
she likely wouldn't ever even be aware

>>105743777
I bought nina an ad and she didnt know about it, which is for the best

>>105743778
>Male therapists are like talking to chatgpt who wears a rolex
that is the entire point

>>105743778
if your therapist is a libtard, your not getting the help you really need!!

My oshi is better than your oshi. And I want to drink her piss.

>>105743791
Based Shibe.
She probably knew, but just did not talk about it.
Chuubas talk and I bet that one of them told her about it

>>105743778
Not true. I know therapists who are total bros and teach you how to get all the dumb bitches.

>>105743807
This, but unironically

>>105743814
It was worth it, it was like 50 bucks and got her some traction, some of the best money ive spent ngl

>>105743740
based. anon love

Therapy is a fucking scam anyway

My oshi is my therapist. She improved my quality of life, so I know that it works.

>>105743833
only if its libtard therapist >_<

>>105743849
do u bring ur retard culture war to every aspect of life

>>105743778
female should get a female therapist and vice versa. men and women don't have the same cognitive patterns.

>>105743840
but what about those with Shondo as their oshi

be your oshi's the rapist

>>105743840
Therapist or the rapist?

>>105743840
blowjobs are NOT therapy!

>>105743849
Take a swan dive off a 5 story building

>>105743870
Shibe please!

>>105743777
Probably not. Japanese people seem to be surprisingly chill about 4chan because they think it's a lot like 2ch.
https://youtu.be/nc6JjQZuwPI?t=9040

>>105743862
this is true
>>105743861
idk what your on about, i just think libtard therapists would tell you something youre doing that’s unhealthy is actually okay.

kuuraoke my beloved

>>105743862
This is true in theory. However, if you believe in cognitive patterns for different genders, then you should also be able to recognize that the different cognitive patterns lead to different approaches.
And you should see how Male Therapists are more result oriented while Female therapists will spend more time validating their patients feelings, which leads to slower results.

>>105743864
o7

I would make my therapist worse, rather than the other way around

>>105743883
But then why do they eject all the bad thoughts through my pp?
Checkmate nonbelievers!

if you told your female therapist about your child attraction problem she’s actually gonna call the authorities no matter if your doing harm or not

>>105743948
Apparently therapists have a reputation of being menhera in the medical world

>>105743948
That happened with mine. I would tell her something about my issues, and she would go on about how she is facing similar struggles and just talk about herself. I had to ghost her eventually.

I wait with going to a therapist until they're perfect AI replica clankers of my favorite chuubas and therapy consists of me taking out my depraved sexual fantasies on them.

>>105743972
They are. No normal person could listen to struggling people all day without developing struggles on their own. It is why every therapist does have a therapist. They need to reaffirm their reality, or they will start to believe that the world is fucked up.
I am not making shit up, this is how it works.

Just like every oshi has an oshi of their own.

>>105743902
A lot of the worst otaku boards are as bad as the worst chan boards. Koushinism is similar to something the worst parts of the now exiled boards would do

>>105743953
they do? Could you show me hahaha I have bad thoughts no homo of course.

>>105744012
Does the therapists, therapist? And does that therapist also have a therapist, making it an endless loop of therapists having their own therapist?

Italian woman love

>>105744067
pretty much yes, but it is not a loop because they do not therapize each other

I've learned you shouldn't need to go to therapy unless you're considering the rope (otherwise it's a waste of time and money) and Lucy doesn't strike me as that kind of person

>>105744105
>otherwise it's a waste of time and money
Just live in a first word country where its free

>>105744105
People can go to therapy for absolutely any reason they want to. We're not meant to keep everything bottled up inside of us, and often simply having an outside ear to listen is enough to either aid or begin a healing process.

>>105743927
>Male Therapists are more result oriented while Female therapists

Most of psychology is female-oriented anyway. The lack of proper male therapy comes from that old idea that men should just man up and swallow it.

>>105743635
cock
https://files.catbox.moe/t5e39y.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/7wpgsi.jpg

>>105744105
lucy should just touch grass get some sunlight and find a boyfriend

>>105744136
That boyfriend? ME

>>105744136
>find a boyfriend
Only if it's me

>>105744141
>>105744142
That boyfriend will CLEARLY be me. Come on guys, keep up with the program.

>>105744123
That's what the confessional is for, and it's literally free

>>105743875
NTA but I'm fine with both in Lina's case

>>105744141
>>105744142
>>105744158
erm it's actually me!

>>105744175
The confessional is for confessing sins. Trauma and mental anguish are not sins, you silly sausage.

how would you feel if you found out a chuuba had a boyfriend and that boyfriend was a liggerman and had been posting in the thread for years without ever bringing it up

>>105744123
>Therapist told me to list my fetishes.
>I listed them.
>He called me a freak.

>>105743635
I will not. I will however save them for later when I can jerk off again.
I hate that she is exactly my type in these images.

>>105744221
mari experience except the bringing up part

>>105744221
I would high-five my ligbro and then drop my oshi

>>105744192
>>105744141
the pinkposters are fighting!

>>105744221
*caught*

>>105744221
probably very conflicted because that sounds kind of based

4chan is my therapist

>>105744221
It's plausible.

>>105744221
I fucking hate women that lie or keep their secret bf hidden to deceive people so not very happy.
At least SLUTS like Lime are honest about it.
I wont watch her but I respect the honesty at least.

What if Saba had big boobs what about that

>>105744403
What if Nimi and Saba swapped model proportions?

>>105743627
>Not everyone is good at their jobs, Anon.
yes that's what I said
a good therapist wouldnt be bad at their job
come on man

>>105744392
wait isn’t limes married? How is she a slut if she’s in a monogamous relationship?

>>105744423
>How is she a slut
She's taken but she's flirting with me.

>>105743377
Maybe she will stop being shit at ffxiv if she gets therapy

>>105744403
oh noo anything but that!!

>>105744274
It's ok, I'll just marry suko instead
Or HalO

>>105744403
This is unnatural and work of evil. Saba is for smug flat loli footjobs

>>105744390
The avatarfags are the boyfriends.

My 2nd oshi has been a bit more horny than normal.

>>105743635
Myra is boring

>>105744221
Should have been me.

>>105744494
Suko is mine! Back off!

Languages are hard (not french)

Dya won't be able to draw GMS(sexy) at this rate

>>105744620
Chibi should have good models again

Your oshi had sex at TwitchCon and that's a good thing!

Here's why

>>105744664
She's getting one from the artist that did Shylily's and bao's chibi

>>105744542
So true!

>>105744745
Not another chibi! Goddamit!

>>105744715
>here's why
it's lesbian sex

>>105744715
She didnt even go

>>105744715
yes, I gave the sex to her

>>105744767
Well at least it's a cute one. She never recovered from being called a loli

I have not taken a shit in 4 days and my bank account has $3 in it.

Liggers for this feel

reminder: gooning to your oshi is actually healthy. you lose 0.1kg (0.2 lb) per every goon.

milky should give me paizuri while calling me a good boy and that’s a good thing!

Here’s why

>>105744843
This can't possibly be true or I'd be losing like 10 pounds a week

>>105744863
Why does it have a knife???

>>105744853
I would do coke with him

>>105744874
It's a damascus steel knife

>>105744221
I would say that I was right all along despite not being aware of it for lig clout points

>>105744893
your post provided more questions than answers

>>105744544
GOD I WISH THIS WAS TRUE

>>105744423
She's very salacious.

>>105745068
you got me

I think I'm depressed and lonely and use vtubers as a coping mechanism

kiki schedule for this week

>>105745100
Welcome to the liggie. You will fit right in!

I haven't had a gf (or a bf) in 2 years...

>>105745108
Doesn't Twitch TOS technically ban "deep dives"?
Pretty sure I saw something about that in their TOS

>>105745125
rookie numbers. try 38

>>105745108
GRRRRRR kiki grrrrrrrr me mad me spam gore and jaks now grrrrrrr

>>105745125
OMG how can you survive without sex for 2 years?!

>>105744403
I like Saba a lot more when she's medium premium in all aspects.

>>105745133
That feels like a really vague kind of ban, I assume they mean some kind of specific thing by it. Kiki just uses the term to mean a stream where she researches and discusses a particular topic, I don't know why Twitch would take issue with that

>>105745133
The ban just for certain websites (like 4chan)

>>105745171
imagine browsing the liggie on stream and getting banned because someone dumps futa AI art of yourself

Sulky is on, she's playing some bass.
You can't see her thighs sadly.
https://www.twitch.tv/sulkycats
https://x.com/sulkycats/status/1980629122763141260

Tanya
Nitya

>>105745315
too soon

>>105745294
I used to be close with a bassist girl....

>>105745315
you think I’d get banned if I said “what up my nitya” in her chat

I'm going to bury my head in Silver's pillowy breasts

>>105745338
lol, maybe

>>105745338
You're in phase now, you'll get clipped and praised

>>105745364
this. if she can't handle to be called "ma Nitya" then she picked the wrong corpo

>>105745338
>nitya please

>>105745315
Kitanya
Kanitya

I gazed into her eyes and knew she was my Nitya.

>>105745425
now this one has enough plausible deniability

what would happen if I said "what up my tanya" in her chat

If some autismo was able to force jetpacks as a meme in not-yuni’s chat, I see no reason it wouldn’t be possible to do the same for “nitya please” in not-kitanya’s

>>105745454
Probably automodded that name

I'm literally the swagmaster but none of you guys get it at all
Especially the trashmen in the other thread don't get it…

>watching vtuber
>"get yourself a man who will kill gods for his wife"
Standards are getting even higher...

>>105745544
I'm not doing that, that's hella gay

how in the world do i turn off notifications on twitch for watch streaks? without turning off all notifications

>>105745577
oh nvm it literally said what category it is in the notification

>>105745544
most women just want a stable man who’ll listen to them, is well groomed, hygienic, forward thinking, and yes, physically attractive; you don’t have to be a hero to be her hero.

>>105745600
just don't be a slob and get shit done

This week schedule

1/f ゆらゆらと
宙吊りの広告が
僕等を見ていた

uuu

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

I love my wife

Mid thread ritualposts, americans have come

>>105745600
>just be perfect bro

>>105745696
I want to eat squ the fuck out

What if your oshi would open boyfriend applications, and she would determine her potential suitors with a test?
If you fail one of these you are out. The tests are conducted in order with no retries. If you fail one you are out.

basic visual and smell check for hygiene issues
Lift 125 lbs
run a mile within 10 minutes
dive 20 ft without gear
can do at least 2 pull ups and 20 pushups
cook one delicious meal from raw, unprocessed ingredients
build a simple wooden box with hand tools
install a ceiling lamp
last seven minutes in bed

Do you take your oshi's test?

>>105745753
ahh dang

>>105745600
I don't want a woman who would settle for anything less than a godslayer

>>105745830
At this rate, Squ has enough clout to have someone eat her out every minute of the day.
She could just sit in her chair and the Pokattos under her desk would rotate

>>105745850
one shot at the test for each oshi?

>>105745905
Sure. These are very average metrics

>>105745905
Whores are an automatic dq

>>105745915
i'm afraid of making a fool of myself...

>>105745933
worst case: your oshi smells you and goes "eww"

Abuhh

>>105745971
i can't risk that

>>105745850
I could actually do all of these but I have some issues.
>delicious meal
Delicious for me or them because I can't guarantee it would suit someone elses palette.
>dive 20 ft without gear
Can I use flippers? I wouldn't consider that gear since it's not scuba diving apparatus. I know for a fact I can dive 20 feet with flippers on but I'm very buoyant for some reason. Not fat
And are the tools provided for me to use.
If the answer to these is on the lenient side yes I absolutely could pass these tests.

>>105745887
count me in

>>105745977
Then aim for the stars Anon!
All of these are really not that hard. I researched average metrics for them. If you can ace the test, then you are objectively better than most options out there.

>>105745850
no
no
no
no
yes
no
no
no

>>105746009
In that timeline, Anny viewers would have had more streams. But in that same timeline, they would have lost all hope.

>>105746009
>hmm how can i farm drama when i can't go to twitchcon

>>105745850
I'd fuck up the fitness stuff for sure. No way in hell I'd finish the mile without dying.

>>105746019
>drama

>>105745850
Yes
No
Yes
Probably
Yes
Yes
My dad can't do this one and he's a fucking genius, so no way am I doing that shit.
Yes

Welp looks like it's time to do more cardio

>>105746009
There’s a timeline where I fuck you in the ass in front of your mom, do you how this works? There’s a timeline where you and vedal end up together that’s how infinite timelines work

>its another liggermen discuss dating thread
booooring

>>105746074
>My dad can't do this one and he's a fucking genius, so no way am I doing that shit.
Anon, you just hang it and connect the three wires...

Mini won bigly

remember when milky guilt tripped the other chuubas into letting her hang out with them at twitchcon

>>105743398
But you can tell her motivation and passion for streaming is fading. She streams less, isn't happy when she streams... I feel drained watching her these days. I love her, but if therapy is what she needs to get better then I support her and her decision fully.

>>105745850
What does lift 125lb mean, if it's like a dead lift that's easy, if it's lift up to your shoulders that a little harder

>>105746009
Anny, you need to let go and stop posting /here/

remember when milky and freya were soft and abducted a bunch of shibes for a few hours and when the shibes came back nina spanked them because they had lipstick on their necks

>>105746233
erm she said she let go she is finally happy with her life

>>105746223
bench press
I should probably clarify that.

>>105746209
She is probably devastated and opening up and telling the truth is a big step for her. Give her time Anon.

lig should i go to mcdonalds

>>105746269
no mcdonalds is slop, go to the store and get some soup instead; it’s nicer and is cheaper and you can save leftovers depending on the portion

>>105746269
Make a mcgangbang if you do

>>105746269
can you get me mcflurry

>>105746269
buy cheese, onions, butter, breadrolls and minced meat (butcher shop not walmart) instead and make your own smash burgers. Will be cheaper AND taste better

>>105745850
the last one would be the hardest honestly, presuming you mean like 7 min straight of direct stimulation

>>105746269
No it's too expensive now

>>105746287
sorry. the machine broke

>>105746303
Yeah. The last one is above average but I figured that there needs to be some challenge involved (the average is around 4)

Joru drew some nice sexy art.

>>105746282
>>105746294
my roommates are literal animals and dont clean stuff properly after they are done in the kitchen
i havent cooked anything for years now because i dont want to clean it myself

>>105746269
hungry jacks chips are better

>>105746325
eww room mates

>>105746325
Just buy a deep pan and take it to your room when you are done eating so they won't mess it up. You can make anything in a deep pan. Even soups.

>>105746320
I wish she'd share the r34 she makes of herself

>>105745850
I'll take the last test, fail it then apply again but with a fake moustache this time

>>105746371
might work on Oli

>>105746358
Same but that is never happening, she gets way too embarrassed.

>>105746338
Non American detected. Post the /lig/ger you're currently watching.

at first I thought Saru talking shit about people that complain about price increases and how expensive everything is becoming was completely tone deaf with her just get rich solution but thinkinging about it she is right once you look past her retarded ESL phrasing:

it is very easy to make tons of money. Just look at those $20k a month AI Patreons that churn out generated porn every day. If you smartly invest half that money you will be making 6 to 7 figures yearly.

I don't want to go to pcg. Have they shown Nitya yet?

>>105746347
my room is full of shit i dont have the space
i have a fuckin bicycle in here

>>105746417
Anon, it is just one pan. If this is what prevents you from eating human food, then you should find the space.

>>105746414
No if she is shown itll be in like 4 hours

>>105746009
50k subs in a subathon btw, annycucks are worse than napcucks

Soya's corporate life year one highlights:
>getting a lesbian ship
>making a original song that is surprisingly good
>bending over to let out a ol' yeller on stream and getting ratted out by the live2d
>masturbating on stream (twice)
>making corporate seisocucks have day long meltdowns because of some harmless sex/dick jokes

>>105746411
>thinkinging

>>105746505
>>masturbating on stream (twice)
Link?

>>105746505
>bending over to let out a ol' yeller on stream and getting ratted out by the live2d
what?
>masturbating on stream (twice)
now I know you're just making stuff up

>>105746505
>masturbating on stream (twice)
Now this I want to see

>>105746505
she sounds fun except for the lesbian ship, that's boring and overdone

>>105746505
t. guy that doesn't actually watch her and just gets his info from catalog shitposting

>>105745850
>can do at least 2 pull ups and 20 pushups
biased for twinks

>>105746505
Soya is so fucking boring as corpo, she is just a diluted version of herself

What if nitya finally starts speaking on her debut stream and she sounds nothing like Tanya whatsoever and her voice is very similar to nemu's instead

>>105745850
This would weed out 95% of the population. Be more realistic.

Scorned beans please go

>>105746546
feemshmisser might implode

me playing 21 at the casino and milky is the teller but she’s wearing a bunny girl costume and she says I’ve busted after getting a 26 and I tell her that actually I already busted five minutes ago when she bent down to grab the cards

>>105745850
my oshi is underweight and she's as flexible as a brick, she ain't demanding shit from me

My oshi's irradiated nuclear waste pussy.

>>105746411
Saru is a retard

>>105745425
Made This on my Phone LoL

>>105746505
There is no fucking way in hell CC gooned on stream.
Zero chance. Would be incredibly hot but it's just not true. Maybe she moaned or something. That's it.

>>105745990
7 minutes seems like a long time

>>105746546
this except she sounds like cookie monster and keeps talking about how much she has to pee and keeps making the same dick joke

>>105746505
The masturbating thing is true which is actually kind of crazy

>>105746519
>>105746527
>>105746530
>>105746610
>https://holotower.org/hlgg/src/1761014853124.webm
>https://holotower.org/hlgg/src/1761014867186.mp4

>>105746621
Surly you have a link then, right?

>>105746640
go back holofag

>>105746640
>he thinks that's gooning
retard

>>105746640
Coom in the automata

>>105746505
>Soya's corporate life year one
Are you spying on what she's doing IRL?! Anon, don't do that. You'll be very obsessed and it's no good. Just let her be on whatever job outside vtubing she has.

>>105746640
Lmao how retarded are these guys? You're making batposters look like geniuses

>>105746640
>masturbating
Is that what holofags call getting fucked by her bf?

Guys we have indies here we dont need to gossip about the ones we lost...

>>105746681
they are literally so delusional you have no idea, there's nothing worse than a corpo "fan"

>>105746640
Based clips! You should put them on YouTube along with some clickbait thumbnails. You'd get 100K views from our SEA-friends alone.

>>105746565
They never post about her new life.

>>105746724
not true not a single person is fucking me right now

>>105746640
Y'all fools are deadass delulu on god

So I talked to this girl on a ligger discord server, and now she DMs me daily with random memes, her art, things like that. What's her endgame?

>>105746543
It feels like she's so scared of accidentally leaking info that she just defaults to filling air with substanceless one off comments that go nowhere.

>>105746692
shhh let them bicker I’m getting more milk while they’re gone

>>105746777
Your penis inside her

>inis and chromu have had JP women mimic them with a higher pitch voice
they must be really cute for JP girls to try to copy them

>>105746777
Obviously its to shame you as a groomer on twitter. Ghost her immediately.

>>105746784
Yeah it's hard to watch it especially that all of her collab members maybe besides Gigi are boring and can't keep a conversation going

>>105746640
Hot but not actually masturbating. So a little disappointed.
Come back when she pulls an Ollie

morning chyat, what are we upset about today?

>>105746808
I barely said anything, never gave her a compliment, only talked about myself, and I even raged at her once.

take a gander at this
https://files.catbox.moe/aer58l.jpg

>>105746640
Could be holo's workplace culture. Ceci lost a bet and had to do a collab with a vibrator (same with mumei and the zombie girl). I AM NOOOOTICING

haha yay

>>105746903
thinking about her wearing a belly dancer costume…

>>105746956
Why does Soya hate Inis

>>105746561
It would not.
Everything but staying power in bed are literally below average values for men. If you can do one thing but not the other, then you are specializing like an ant.

guys can we not do another episode of virgins giving dating advice so soon

>>105746903
Fondling Freya's ears and clavicles...
Gander at these though
https://files.catbox.moe/4dti58.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8o76xc.png

>>105747013
want bear milk

>>105747011
Where is the dating advice?

>>105745850
>basic visual and smell check for hygiene issues
Ez
>Lift 125 lbs
Do 140 lbs
>run a mile within 10 minutes
Ez
>dive 20 ft without gear
Impossible
>can do at least 2 pull ups and 20 pushups
I can do 10 pull ups and 50 pushups
>cook one delicious meal from raw, unprocessed ingredients
Ez
>build a simple wooden box with hand tools
Ez
>install a ceiling lamp
Ez
>last seven minutes in bed
My record was 3 hours

>>105746816
Every time I've tuned into one of her collabs with Gigi, it's just been obnoxious brainrot. The complete opposite of what I watched Soya for.

>>105747065
Soya was always into brainrot stuff what are you on about

>>105747047
Would Freya do nursing handjobs?

what if your oshi was secretly smart and only pretended to be retarded on stream?

>>105746777
It's a guy and you're about to become a homo

>>105747076
90% of Soya shitposters never really watched her, they're just here to troll.

>>105747101
Lumi is my oshi.

>>105747053
I guess I should maybe half that.
L smoker

>>105747100
I hope so

>>105747101
Lucy...

>>105747101
what if your oshi was secretly retarded and only pretended to be smart on stream

>>105747101
Oli...

>>105747101
Nekrolina is my oshi.

When will Anny finally an hero?

>>105747130
my oshi would be geega

>>105747130
Geega...

>>105747100
She requires 2 nursing handjobs a week in order to be her lover

>>105747158
An hero? Probably not. But she will take it like a champ. It is my dick.

>>105747148
W-why is she looking at me like that?

>>105746813
>>105747109
This has been going on for a year now, her DMs and my half-responses. I'm starting to think she actually likes me.

>>105747101
Saru is way smarter than she appears but her esl makes it hard to see.

>>105747076
The self dubbed anti-zoomer?

>>105747176
jej

Captcha: 8J8J

>>105747142
If Oli was actually smart, she would stop pandering as a "wife" to her retarded stalker community and be normal. This is the fourth incident now of a stalker with her in the past year. More than any other ligger

>>105747227
>Batattesting

>>105747227
test

>>105747246
This is a jealous female post.

bat should post teats

>>105747271
True

>>105747246
Oli chose to run a bot empire for the PG audience because she knows that this will milk sponsors like nothing else.
She could just whore out like anyone else, but she chose a niche that has no competition whatsoever. Oli rigged the game in her favor. That is pretty damn smart if you ask me.

>>105747176
>>105747165
shut up

Bwah!

i like this image of saru. she seems so vulnerable or did something wrong and she's trying to apologize

>>105747328
Explain.

>>105747304
>t.

>>105747271
Jealous of what? Being stalked, doxxed, threatened every month? She has the most retarded parasocial freaks than any other community

>>105747351
Computer, animate this image

>>105747351
I want my nose there

>>105747351
why is irys cosplaying as geega?

>>105747101
>he-he I'm so stupid and clueless
>jet fuel and fake landing jokes

>>105747300
My schizo theory is Oli is milking bots and sponsors to make tons of money then graduate

>>105747371
woah!

>>105747365
Pretty sure that she is just vocal about it. Most chuubas just ban the freaks and move on without anyone ever noticing.

>>105747399
Not a shizo theory. It is quite possibly what she aims for. But she has still quite a while of streaming ahead of her before she can early retire. Oli basically has solved streaming.

Nimi will join Sloppies for their collab this weekend. Big news for the Uuuer

>>105747343
If I remember correctly this was one of her drinking streams.

I like when the women have fun because it's fun

>>105747351
god I want to eat her out so badly

>>105747458
Abandoned by sadoob and adopted by sloppies wew

>>105747478
Me too, I like women.

>>105747458
yikes

>>105747495
>sadoob
She wasn't abandoned by them, she just happens to enjoy streaming.

>>105747328
Get back here you little shit. Can't let you guys multiply.

>>105747491
what causes this mental illness?

>>105747365
Giga female post.
I can smell the Estrogen from here.

Why femanons hate Nimi?

>>105747531
What mental illness?

>>105747531
>see sexy thing
>want to do sexy stuff
>mental illness
what causes this mental illness?

>>105747458
why do they call themselves sloppies?

>>105747531
elvenwomen are god's gift to mankind

>>105747538
crab bucket mentality

>>105747537
go see a uhh nose doctor

>>105747537
go back

>>105747557
Because of the sloppy tippy they give me

>>105747538
I like Nimi

>>105747560
I wish they were real. If elves and beastwomen existed, there's no way I'd hook up with a regular human woman.

>>105747611
>tippy
>minor spelling mistake
pankomanko.gif

>>105747633
WoW night elves ruined real women for me. 7 foot tall blue amazonians with fangs and abs? Sign me the fuck up

>>105747633
I like monster girls because the monster is on the outside.

>>105747640
just fucking end me

>>105747652
this but draenai

>>105747657
My favorite monster girl is a slime girl

>>105747657
Broh.. that's deep

>>105747633
>human women are catty
>get a catgirl at least you get fluffy ears and a tail to play with
life would have been significantly more interesting if elves and beastwomen existed

>>105747657
Watching Juni should be an absolutely horrifying experience for you if you think about it like that

>>105747557
their first collab as a group was fast food simulator, they let limes name their restaurant, she called it Sloppies and the name stuck for the group because its funny

>>105747692
is it because you want her to peg you?

>>105747692
I really wish that a vtuber design based on her existed

>>105747721
i want a catgirl to slowblink at me and press her head against me

>>105747747
who wouldn't want that

will shondo photoshop her feet to appear more loli irl as is her obsession

>>105747761
Myusca?

I disliked that

>>105747790
yup

>>105747747
This too, but imagine if she could harden or soften any part of her body at will and just give you the best pleasure of your life.
>>105747761
based

>>105747721
>elf men and beastmen also exist
>elves are basically just generic Chads in that they're tall, beautiful and talented but in a way higher % than human Chads
>beastmen are the literal current fantasy of every woman who picks up a "spicy" novel

do I bake or is it too early?

>>105747633
if beastwomen existed they would fuck beastmen because human men can't compare. All the human women would fuck beastmen too because deep down all of them are like Bao. Maybe a gay beastman would make you his bussy onahole if you are lucky.

Thread's about to archive btw

>>105747847
two threads below us

>>105747847
bake

>>105747858
>low T post

>>105747817
I liked the other two I think it was Nemea and Vinium?

>>105747858
what about the beastwomen species with small vaginas

>>105747836
>>105747858
after trying locktober and cumming only with my ass and a dog dildo for 3 weeks I would gladly be an onahole for beastmen.

>>105747908
>>105747908
>>105747908

>>105747914
*snorts*