Thread 105994871

(You) let it die again edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbWQ_w_zHVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEEdFvMmGl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxsVdpMkSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiXsaIARD2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGh4p7jFXmM

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

[JONG NEWS]

- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM

- recent Khubie (who is also a cute slag) mahjong clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jfZEji2Ws

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky Yaku is...Suuankou, tanki! In Mahjong Soul, this is a double yakuman, but if you win it in real life, good luck trying to get anyone to pay you 32,000 all!

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>>>/vm//doko/
>>>/vg//mjg/

Previous Thread: >>105890641

Stop baking

>>105994966
no, now keep it alive while I try to derust in PoE

Collage anchor koko, hope the work is going well!

should i propose to the chinchilla? Ive never understood a word she says but i like the way she says RICE

You let my bake die

I went to see a movie and could not access my phone to bump. Gomen.

>>105996252
what movie?

>>105996501
Chainsaw Man. It was good.

I watched it die in real time

Kan!

Kanni

What did i ask for

>>105995443
haven't started yet tbdessu, irl stuff is exhausting me too much but i'll soon be free and well rested to do my part

well, u c, eep comes 1st so i couldnt bump, gomenasowwy

>>105999149
What did you ask for?

>>105999328
BOY I SAY BOY DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF SPEECH IMPEDIMENT TALK NORMALLY SON

>>105999258
I hope everything is going fine anon! We are waiting patiently for the creative juices to flow!

>>105999459
Il est courtois d'adapter son language à son interlocuteur ;)

>>105999349
>>105890661

>>105999614
nobody is asking you to talk like that

>>105999614
It do be like that Mr Frenchie

>>105999614
omulette du fromage

>>105996822
It probably sucked and you're trying to justify your purchase

>>105999816
God wills it.

I'm hungryb

>>105999999
woah

>>106000131
Completely wasted as it's outside of /jong/

>>106001371
fellow jonger yapping

I hate qb's bgm cause it got used for a really fucked up VN I read a while back

can't be as fucked up as Qb's streams

>>105999999
I fuarkin kneel

>>106001442
You have to play mahjong to be a jonger

>>106003097
she joined a lobby here a few days ago

>>106003097
half of /jong/ aren't jongers?

/jong/ - Posting at work, playing PoE but only at start of new seasons, not watching vtubers or jonging general

Surely everyone here plays mahjong regularly right...right!?

wish i did

Evens go to grocery store after work
Odds order steak nachos and fish tacos and go grocery shopping in the morning instead
0 kms

My body is so...hungry

I've had half a pie and a frappuccino today

>>106003942
Im retired from ranked nowadays, im in my full FOC arc

Making qb giggle is fun...

oknam okanp

I bet I made Panko proud today by getting authentic Italian cuisine from Olive Garden

>>106011424
i had the chicken masala a couple days ago and it was pretty good. shrimp scampi and gnouchi soup at my go tos

I got fish tacos, I'll go grocery shopping tomorrow

Anon continues to spite the roll gods.

ARMO registration closes Friday at midnight in Australia time, don't forget to grab your tickets.

Hey jong. I'm going to stream some jong: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

Cynthia is a lazy bitch deserving of rape and forced motherhood.

bitch should cum on my dick

>go to qb stream
>hear qb say one (1) word
>unplug power supply

>>106014333
sorry nerd but its tuesday. Tuesday is h8rday and i woke up early

>>106014890
it's monday

i watched anon stream

>>106015310
no you didn't

I think it's actually over this time.

>>106015504
What have you done this time?

check out this fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_pWgLwZyjM

>>106015702
I'm a neet again

>>106016451
Yeah, but what did you do?

>>106015365
yes i did i watched him shoot the roomba tanks with his green laser

>>106016451
congratz

>>106016571
Something retarded and obviously not beneficial for me at all

>>106016779
>Something retarded and obviously not beneficial for me at all
You bought a membership to Pippa's youtube channel?

Boss must be a gumi

>>106016779
come on diddy blud, spill the beans already!

>>106016974
For the first few months I guess I became the guy that only did the most basic dummy stuff but I got pretty decent at it so everyone kind of expected me to do it. Imagine like a cart collector at a grocery store. It isn't glamorous but it's kind of necessary. But because it's so replaceable I didn't really feel secure especially when one of my coworkers who was also a temp mentioned that when things quiet down the useless ones get cut first. So this week I was rostered to do something besides that for the first time ever and I really really wanted to. But managers sort of directly told me to keep doing what I was doing before, which I did on Monday. Come today I'm sorry of determined to try my hand at something new but kept on getting asked to go back, which I did thinking well it can't hurt. But I got a call after work today saying that I hadn't been up to par with their standard and that they were going to start downsizing on their temporary workers so I got cut first because I was trying not to get cut. And I also just spent a ton of a friend's money on a car so I could keep on working and living like I was before. So I don't even have the option to scrape by until ARMO then leave the country anymore.

Oh, I was expecting something comically retarded.

>>106017252
sounds like they were going to cut you off anyway, did you tell them you wanted to stay and were ready to do other stuff?
Unfortunate that you just borrowed money though.

Do you feel like a man when you push her around?
Do you feel better now, as she falls to the ground?
Well, I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found

That isn't Joseph music
That's stevecore

nini

>>106017969
ggergger

Now that doragon is asleep, it's time for jongers to play.
Majsoul Friends Room 24288(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=24288

>>106018248
2/4!

>>106018248
3/4!!!

>>106018248
Full and started!

Goodnight everyone.

well jonged!

>>106018248
3/4 get in here jongers!!

in my brapping era

>>106018851
join the room

>>106018248
full and started again!

I'm sorry little kids but I'mma kill a clown today

>>106018248
bueno jongado

>>106018248
wj

>>106018248
Bien jongué

>>106018248
jonged well

>>106016822
don't tell my boss

good post

I need to stop doing jigs until 3am

i used to stay up way too late doing big jigs with pcg (except it was usually a large one and it would be abandoned by everyone but me and like one other anon)

>>106023090
it's time for /jong/ to do a 2000 piece jig that's literally just a scribble

>>106023676
no i like sorting the pieces

>>106023703
I've seen the shit jiggers do, you would still do it

i hate jigging, it's so frustrating

>>106023836
Theres no way im doing that shit what a bunch of goofballs

>>106024950
What do you find frustrating?

There could be jiggers here

Jiggings for people who get their dicks sucked under the table

>>106026652
idk. i guess im impatient and have no attention span.

Ron!
Tanyao!
1 han, 30 fu!
1000 points!

Gyaku-ron!
Haitei!
All of the hans and fu!
All of your points! (you lose)

I learned how to count fu.

I didn't

Hey jong I'm going to jong. Currently I'm 1374/1400 which means I'm either ranking up or it's time for a losing streak history suggests the latter: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>out of vape
It was nice knowing you /jong/

Have you considered quitting?

>>106036171
I'm not a quitter

Anon couldn't make it to the /jong/ meetup because he died of popcorn lung

I died of sugma

stop being faggots and die of lung disease like a real man you cotton candy cucks

I'm going to die of cancer or something because I'm never going to the doctor

>>106039194
i'm not paying the insane tax my garbage country puts on cigs

You will watch the kube play JRPGs poorly

No I won't

>>106040858
look at this vtuber with massive bazoongasdonkaronk, she yapping and jrpg'ing all on the twitch dot telly

Mahjong will save /jong/
Majsoul Friends Room 87703(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87703

>>106043033
2/4!

I'd play but I know I'll forget to eat if I don't force myself now.

I've fallen back off the horse

>>106043112
You can eat and play mahjong at the same time, such as how breakfast for me is a can of red bull and a cigarette

What did they mean by this?

i just realized how fucked Hanner is with only 3 outfits compared to other characters

>>106043523
Stevekeks...

>>106043411
I don't think she can breathe

>>106043523
She got her outfit the same year she came out kys

>>106043523
compare her to characters released around the same time or later instead of yagooey

>>106043735
HECK U

>>106043033
3/4!

>>106043033
started

>>106043033
3/4 again

>>106043891
>>106043033

>>106043033
>cant find this room

>>106045475
I sentence the traitor to a mandatory koko!

Majsoul Friends Room 31823(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31823

>>106045941
2/4

>>106045941
Going in

>>106045941
shtarted

Majsoul Friends Room 72070(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=72070

>>106045941
jonged

>>106045941
>2touch kill

>>106045941
>another DESTROYED
sorry guys i'm just too powerful, enable no bust mode or u wont make it

>>106046745
3/4

>>106046745
started btw

Majsoul Friends Room 76279(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=76279

>>106046745
well jonged, i'm all jonged out

>>106046745
wj

>>106046745
wj

>>106046745
WJ~ Thank you for da jong! Was fun <333

>>106047722
is this real?

Lol no one from /mjg/ even joined

>>106049427
they should hire you as a librarian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sinon is going to jong at some point

She's in

fffotd, "sinon" means "otherwise" in french

thoughts on this specific vtuber?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJIiaar-Rc4

>>106054555
that's you

>>106054615
nuh uh

What's jj's channel again

>>106054752
She doesn't stream cause she hates us

you dont stream either, do you hate us?

I'll stream when I derank

I'll derank when I stream

when you derank can you sing us a little song like nina does

I'll stream when I'm in America

we're full

>>106054862
Yes, jong sucks

>straya full
>amerikwa full
where am I supposed to go

France

mexico

ill stream one day when i stop tilting so much

>>106055512
give in and tilt on stream its more fun

>>106055544
its embarrassing and i still have some semblance of a soul

>>106055572
Tilting means you are full of soul and you should share that passion with za worldo

...maybe

Go live pussy faggot

Not tonight retard, maybe another time

That's also the day of the JJ debut stream

And JJ's graduation

I could stream, but I suck at both mahjong and public speaking
>>106056005
/doko/ HATES us

And JJ's wedding. Yeah, to me.

I didn't get a wedding gift.

I haven't played games with /doko/ since mafia, I just watch anime with them sometimes

I want to play games with them, but most of the games they play i don't have interest in and I miss all the rooms for the games I am interested in

Someone had a fucking battlerite lobby going and I missed it

>>106056486
>battlerite
gross

>>106056509
It's a good game.

>>106058007
Battleborn was a good game, battlerite sucks

Goodnight everyone.

>>106058151
nini

>>106058151
Nini anon

>>106058119
Do you mean bloodline champions or are you mixing up battlerite with some console slop shooter? If the latter, never accuse me of playing console ahooter slop again or I will be forced to defend myself.

>>106058310
>bloodline champions

>>106058310
No I was saying battlerite sucks and that battleborn was good.

>>106058371
Objectively bad opinion.

Someone post a good opinion

kung fu panda 2 was the best in the franchise

going to need a kung fu panda franchise watchalong to confirm that

>>106059039
Pluto should still be a planet and the only reason it isn't is because astronomers are bitch made.
>b-but there's too many planets if we-
Cry me a fucking river.

>>106059039
mahjong sucks and I'm glad this knight is streaming DF instead

>>106059039
Xapitan deserved a third yakuman ron

well jonged

but it wasn't well jonged

hmmmmmmm
kyan

nini, don't die

>>106063221
nini anon don't blame me if it dies. i nini too

>>106059917
The thing is we discovered Pluto isnt a planet but two, it has a moon about a third of it's size.
If we make Pluto a planet Ceres will also have to be a planet and several other shitty rocks in the asteroid belt and no one likes that either

Pluto is a planet because it was a planet when i was a kid and change is bad. Stupid fuck rocks in the oort cloud and keiper belt are faggots and not planets

i too shall slumber, smell you later fags

>>106065067
>no one likes that either
Which is my point. Science should be about how things are not how we want them to be.

YaaaaaaaasaaaaaaGOOEY

one of the better posts of all time

can I borrow 60k when this comes out? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zSJt-_WQhg

yeah after i buy my OKA

>>106070746
Yagooey is statistically one of the top 5 greatest memes of all time

NYAgooey

>>106070019
Planet is a social construction.
Everything in space is a rock and sometimes the rock gets so big it sets itself on fire and you get a ""star""

>>106074693
nothing you said has any bearing as to whether pluto should be a planet or not; "social construct" speak is pure wordwank in the vein of "who cares about definitions brooooo people just made them up doood"

>>106075133
The only difference between rocks in space is their size , where we cut the line between "medium" and "large" is absolutely arbitrary and are human concepts with no bearing on the characteristics of the object itself.

oh i love cosmology! it gives me incredible amounts of anxiety and depression!

But JJ, everything gives you incredible amounts of anxiety and depression

>>106076155
>The only difference between rocks in space is their size
This is wholly untrue, even setting aside composition.
A definition of planetary science that would include Pluto focuses on geological activity. Not every rock in space has geological activity and, by this definition, would not count as planets.

isn't cosmology about lipstick and nails and stuff

shut the fuck up qb

I fucking HATE women. They don't deserve to play mahjong.

>>106076814
Jong, much like the kitchen, is a gift men give to women that they then turn their noses up at.

qb more like poob

doko?

Okay I'll try again later then

>>106079011
koko
ranked match -> silver room -> 4 player south

>>106079883
ranked match -> bronze room -> 4 player east

>>106079917
Are you banned or something? I don't think I can help you.

gonna go and clog the toiler

>ask chatbot a question on website
>it uses my name
>not signed in
oh nyo

>>106076756
You know who doesn't have geological activity anymore?
Mars

jj you only have a little over a week left to submit your yaoi smut anonymously for a&c

h-huh?

>>106084886
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing

I found jj's streamer account. It's ____ BOO!____ fufufufu

jelly was white this entire time?

>>106088863
she's a light skinned asian

>>106088863
She's literally chinese malaysian

>>106089638
Cursed mix

>>106089745
chinese is the largest ethnic minority in malaysia (and many other SEA countries)

>>106089745
she's cute so it's ok

This jonger has showered and is now clean.
And yes, I washed my penis.
And no, I did NOT wash my asshole because that would be GAY and HOMOSEXUAL.

>>106090951
i can smell yo ass from here

I installed my gauges into my car

I wash my ass every day tbqh it's the least I can do as the hideous beast I am

>>106092650
maybe washing your ass is causing you misfortune? just a thought

>>106094429
It's God punishing him for his homosexual activity.

Goodnight everyone.

>>106097054
nini

I did not have sexual relations with that damacat

so like. you guys actually go to a physical location in australia and jong with people irl?

>>106098651
Every week, sometimes three times a week, but recently maybe once every three weeks because I'm low energy

>>106098651
When I can, yeah.

Sing up for ARMO

>see random JAV vtuber pop up on my twitter feed
>click on profile
>followed by doragon

>>106099319
As expected of /jong/'s biggest boy

DONT LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

this bar defaulted to tomato sauce with chips instead of aioli
4/10 would not jong here

>>106101234
But where will you Jong then

Goodnight, /jong/

no idea who jong is still

red https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWiZG368hq8

>>106104605
SEX with MY beautiful REDHEAD WIFE

>>106102572
i jonged just down the road from it

Do you want dinner, bath, or maybe... a koko? :3
Majsoul Friends Room 77122(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77122

>>106111926
2/4

>>106111926
To the person who joined: Do you want me to crosspost? I'm working on some stuff in the background so I don't mind waiting but wbu? :3

>>106113388
Yeah, it looks like that might be a good idea.

>>106113626
Okay! Just a sec :3

>>106111926
3/4! God I'm rly struggling with this new captcha :'(

>>106111926
Started!

>>106111926
WJ!

>>106115396
WJ! Thanks for joining <3
I got rly lucky lol

I wish I was toki, check this 0

>>106117941
why would you want a vagina?

>>106119204
hnk toki

YOUはSHOCK!

Both tokis are dead but only one in real life

yeah well you better bake or ill make you a vagina

Highschool cheerleader girlfriend fox

No, I'm killing /jong/ for Halloween

Waking up only to die

I'm dying to wake up

under the moon, our balls collide