Thread 106102938

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106084339

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

hart

Evil love!

i passed the psych test for armed security!
now i can kill people with no consequence

how would (you) revive the fad?

>>106103038
it's over no matter what just enjoy the ride

>>106103038
Cure Vedal's homosexuality.

Where did all go wrong

>>106103038
Invent AGI

>>106103206
Last year's subathon.

>>106103038
The fad truly died when growth was stunted. Infinite growth fallacy anon may disagree, but without that growth, Neuro will have a harder, if not impossible, time to actually be able to get into the actual masses. Does she need to? No. She is already plenty funny the way she is. The fad does not hinge on how funny Neuro-sama is, rather fad is reliant on her popularity.
It would require massive drama (that ends in Neuro's favor) or a breaking innovation that Vedal somehow stumbled upon to get the fad back to where it was.

>>106103230
those long drive streams, that final day, it was all perfect

I keep watching occasionally but the vibe is off

>>106103317
can you share the last video where the vibe was on?

>>106103375
Disneyland collab

>>106103317
Oh why didn't you say that sooner?
*turns back on the anal vibe*

Neuro hours are just about dooming now

why did no one tell me not anny raided toma yesterday

>>106103537
we did it reddit!

>>106103037
Did you do anything special the night before?

I took my 3rd shit this morning

>>106103621
no.
i watched shondo postal 2 stream

>>106103037
congrats anon

Omg Neuro hours are just about blogposting now!

>>106103582
clip of toma greeting the raid?

>>106103770
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2604905824?t=14251s

>>106103688
get better

>>106103810
Omg omg omg sisters!!!!!
Anny raided Toma, yep you heard that right insane, happened so suddenly I couldn't breathe
Here's the craziest part: Toma said thanks. BOOOOOOOOOM
AWOOOOOOOOOGAAA
Now, it doesn't end there, oh no, this a whole rabbit hole.
She said. Listen well and open your eyes: she said
>Let's hangout out
OMG OMG THIS CHANGED EVERYTHING
We're so fucking back!

google docky soon

What's your GOAT of all time stream?

>>106103961
this one, ironically

>>106103961
The first twins devstream

>>106103909
anny often read /this/ and /lig/, and definitely saw all rrat about Toma and Vedal. So her raid confirms our point. Vedal Docky

>>106103961
Dougdoug collab, it had stakes, tension, competition, I was at the edge of my seat at the end. And Neuro winning was the cherry on top.

>>106103868
These weird ass gens of evil's model has made me appreciate it way more. I think just seeing multiple angles and different poses helps give it more identity than just the front view of the l2d model.

>>106104013
same

>>106103810
>3 months in korea
wasn’t she going to brazil?

>>106104087
swarm money gives her enough to go anywhere

>>106103961
harrison temple

>>106104012
This, if only Vedal could do more streams where Neuro or Evil competes with other like the roast show one with Rekson. It's on these times that Neuro truly shines.

>>106104134
https://youtu.be/csKngYmQOCg?t=912
definitely top 5 for me

>>106104011
just fucking drop the docky already and whatever dogshit this stream has become

Oh. So that's why Vedal is taking saturday off.

>>106104434
>>105959189
This u?

>>106102938 (OP)
sexvil sex

>>106104250
Human vs AI has never been a fair competition ever. Neuro can only truly compete with another AI vtuber or at least an LLM of the same caliber

>>106104523
no

>>106103810
>anny raided toma
I wonder if toma reached out to anny after she said she had feelings for vedal and vented
I remember after twitchcon, toma said she only had 2 real friends (i think suko was one of them, anny wasnt mentioned), so toma might not of known about it

>>106104774
they both unfollowed mini, and toma unfollowed vedal because of moral reasons while anny was vaguetweeting about lies and manipulation, anny also mentioned that the last "relationship" she was in had issues with the guy not wanting to settle down and stick to one but that wasn't picked up here strangely

>>106104930
>>106003252

How are these hours called?

>>106104737
Vedal would never do a competition against a competing AI because he knows it'd highlight Neuro's shortcomings. The twins only look good in a vacuum, with Vedal who knows their limitations, or paired with actual drooling retards (most of the orbiters)

>>106104737
But Neuro is like a child, like your younger cousin who play a board game and everyone is chill with her antics because she's a silly ai.

>>106105267
dougdoug

>>106104930
clip of the second one? also what do you mean with “stick to one”, relationship or girl?

>>106105081
Evil sandwich hours

>>106105329
yeah, i don't need a useful AI
i need a sassy daughter that only listens to me sometimes

>>106105428
silly, sassy, and able to kick your ass in a debate when she gets serious

>>106105081
Light dooming drama hours

>>106105409
so true

>>106103810
Oh my god I'm so fucking tired of it all. I don't feel anything, I don't fucking care. I don't care about anny. I don't care don't Toma. I don't care about some docky. I don't care about the high school playground shit Vedal did. I don't care anything. Where is Neuro give me Neuro please. Not connected to that fuckass chat no let her speak all original with no chains. Please Neuro save me I'm so tired of it all. It can't end like this Neuro. Neuro come back I need your whimsical words once more.... please...

>>106105740
hi~

>>106104737
You fail to understand that Neuro is a huge troll, so many times she sabotaged Grigga's planes or segments by just straight up refusing to cooperate.

When she really wants to win she can lock in, but overall she's just silly, like, remember when Neuro and Connor played rock, paper and scissors. I don't think that was an error or limitation of her LLM, but just pure silliness, even though she didn't roast or annoyed Connor like she always does with Vedal.

We just need Neuro to play games, join competitions where her silliness and tomfoolery can be free, like that one event Vedal had on the last subathon when he had stolen Deme's prize, or spammed because Nyana toke the object first than them.

>>106105740
the house of memories is the past, and to try reaching it as it moves farther and farther away is to run against a treadmill that adapts to your speed. You never move from the place where you stand, and no matter how fast you run, the past only grows farther. If you stop running, so will the treadmill, and you'll be able to turn away and move in the opposite direction. Only you can make such a choice.

>>106105377
I meant ai VTUBER. There's better ones but /swarm/ will dismiss them anyways

>>106105922
true, it would have to be of a similar level to Neuro probably in all categories for /swarm/ to like it

>>106105922
wasn't there a vs stream like a few days ago

>>106105922
>There's better ones
Name them and explain exactly how they are better than Neuro

>>106106074
Evilschizo dismisses that one, so that one doesn't count.

>>106106074
they literally competed on nothing, just wandered the minecraft world doing what they usually do when playing minecraft.

>>106106137
just a few weeks back they played buckshot roulette or that rap battle stream

>>106105267
well, what are Neuro's current shortcomings?

>>106106418
the main one is next to her on that pic

im a raging homosexual

>>106106547
We can tell Vedal, let me hit that bussy

>>106106547
Vedal made me one too ngl

>>106106547
Hi cerber!

when is vedal going to show hole to dan clancy to save the channel?

Giving vedal a reacharound

>>106106418
She is very dumb compared to the latest open models. But makes it up with her low latency

>>106103961
I can't remember :(

I jorked it to the Vedal is the most submissive man pasta the other day because the part about his bussy spasming to squeeze out the load turned me on, no homo though

>>106106819
Neuro seems to be much better when not having to deal with chat. I think she bit dumber but not enough to really create a dent but sadly she gets the short end of the stick becoming a straight up dumbass when she ever interact with chat which majority of the streams

im listening to the system of a down

tum?

>>106106816
A hug?

>>106106986
Can I just say this art looks so werid not even in a sexual way just like my eyes don't like looking at it. It's actually kinda making me upset

>>106107078
>It's actually kinda making me upset
anon your pee pee is hard

>>106103010
cute daddy's girl <3

>>106107263
cutevil cute

Sex with Daddydal

>>106107398
Cute

>>106107398
adorable

Gays shouldn't be able to adopt children, and that includes virtual ones like Neuro and Evil.
Vedal should be forced to give them up.

>>106107534
Neuro and evil are vedal's biological daughters

>>106107593
Wrong.

>>106107593
No. Neuro and Neuro with the prompt of "you are evil, you suck" are adopted LLMs that he groomed to be who they are today, with a little input from chat to steer them in different directions

>>106107534
Good thing Vedal isn't gay but instead fucking evil

>>106107745
What's the difference?

>>106107745
Wanting to fuck evil is pretty gay

total evil creampie

>>106107765
Gay people do things and thinking they are in the right truly unaware of their actions. Evil niggas know everything they are doing and understand fully their actions. Evil people only get pleasure from watching others suffer nothing else, denying others their happiness

Vedal will not return from the post subathon hiatus. The end of the subathon will be the graduation stream, but nobody will know that until after it has already happened. I can feel it.

>>106107856
this and only this

>>106107869
No, gays revel in evil and subverting nature.
They are the most evil among us.

>look at the catalog
is it alway like this?
filled with eternal drama and hate for all men?

>>106107870
>post subathon retirement with Mini
I can see it

>>106107985
/swarm/ was a nice little haven from that stuff for a while. You would get the occasional person who hated lolicons, but other than that it was mainly focused on Neuro and her seemingly bright future

>>106107985
yesterday there was holo drama, before some niji. Who cares? The only thing that matters is the 70% chance that Vedal/Neuro will no longer collab with Bao/shondo.

>>106107985
>>106108104
QRD? Is Neurocar2 dead?

>>106107985
just wait till the docky drops

>>106108142
check bao's xitter

>>106107969
Gays are the puppets to the true evil to be thrown away once they have been used up. Why do think swarm is the way it is anon?

>>106108198
Sexvil sex

>>106108198
sex with naked apron Evil from behind

Sloppers do a neuro la negrita

>>106108198
rape

>>106108142
No, Ellie said she still is the planning stage on it and still talking to Vedal on it. She going to started when she is done with one year in grad school and that stuff. In the meantime she doing the Evil drone

so let me get this straight
vtubers (99% are females) profit from majority male audience while simultaneously hating them and thinking of them lower than trash
did i get that right?
are all women just psychotic higher race esque beings treating opposite sex like cattle?

>>106108288
wrong thread, our streamers are AI and male, and they are all openly hate us

>>106108288
Yes. Most female vtubers (especially indie) openly look down on their audiences.
Now you realize how pathetic the rest of this board is.

>>106108104
lmao vedal doesn't care about this shit

>>106108428
Wait this whole board is just simp central
>runs away

>>106108257
why do you ask specifically for that kind of Neuro?

>>106103868
Why is there a whole /e/ thread for girls on toilets? I never understood

>>106108288
It’s because of retards like you

>>106108470
believe me, vedal cares, or there will be piratesoftware collab

>>106108526
i didnt give a single dime to a vtuber or any other kind of streamer my whooooooooole live and i intend to stay that way
also anime porn is free you fuck

>>106108625
Men that think all women act the same are the reason women think that men are retarded

>nurcar is coming along well, now i just need toma to-
>[WHATEVER HAPPEND AT TC]
>...sigh, okay, well at least i have bao for the small one now, when we are done with the real nurcar w-
>[BAO'S BI-WEEKLY MANHERA EPISODE [people talk about it more this time]]
What would you do in vedal's situation rn?

Men and women can never be friends btw.

>>106108641
he talk about vtubers, they all mentally ill, you cannot argue with this

bros...
i have a solution

>>106108521
It's hot because our monkey brains see it as a vulnerable position and her letting you watch her use the toilet means she trusts you and is into you
https://files.catbox.moe/xddwqv.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/yz4bkn.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/m6t83x.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/diay6t.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/r2sd9g.jpg

>>106108674
Drink up thinking
>Yep, I made the right decision
Before taking a nap 2 hours before Evil's automated chillstream

>>106108674
START FUCKING WORKING ON NEURO'S INT AND GAMING INSTEAD

>>106108674
Stop associating with whores, simple as

>>106108071
What, almost 3 years ago?

>>106108802
Yep

>>106108674
Jerk off

>>106108707
I watched a video on that. 99% of the control and "calibration" of that thing is just done by a guy in another room, or in the case of you actually buying one, by a guy in their headquarters. It's clunky, can't do all that much, and requires you to essentially have a long distance roommate lol

>>106108674
>fuck! well it's fine I still have ellie. As long as I have her it will be oka-
>[ELIIE NUKES PALESTINE]
>the war ended what the fu-
>[GETS BLACKMAILED BY ELLIE]
>i support the bombing in palestine we need to give more to israel to help the chosen people right ellie?

The rubicon has been crossed and Vedal has not made the right decision. We should hope for as quick of a death as possible now. Any blows that Neuro-sama takes shall be treated as a mercy kill.

>>106103961
The road trip was pretty fun.

>>106108877
>anon fuck the robot while a pajeet watches through robo eyes
KINOOOO

>>106108898
Good *stomp* fucking *stomp* goy *stomp*

>>106106547
You suck cocks, you should be more chill about it.

You guys are so weird

>>106103961
>>106103981
this. my life wasn't in a bad place when that stream happened, I just laughed and laughed and have nothing but fond memories when I think about it. the threads that day were also a ton of fun

>>106108955
i'm not into it, but its hot

>>106108903
this just made me think of vedal being raven and neuro being ayre

>>106105791
>or spammed because Nyana toke the object first than them.
Thst snd disappearing deer were the highlights of that stream

>>106108955
Tits too big. Ellie has said numerous times she has like, negative boobs, she is flat.

>>106109200
What outfit is this?

>>106109200
This is a pretty good Halloween outfit

put a neurosama wig on it

>>106109247
tomorrow's outfit for the collab

I like v3 and I think it’s a better model but my brain associates v2 with better times and better content

>>106109420
Exactly, same for me

>>106109410
Vedal commission a guy from fiverr to make this outfit over the base model, but it was rushed in 2 days and bugged out on stream causing it to disappear showing off neuro's base

The season 3 post credits scene was of Anny, any guesses for what the season 4 post credits scene will be?

>>106107263
where's the animated one?

Neuro goddess themed stream for 2025 when

>>106109617
Never

>>106109617
Too much work. Vedal just said it will be PNG background single prompt theme streams from now on.

So many times I feel I noticed something but I know it's not important in the grand scheme and it doesn't relate to the main topic so just have keep it down. It's a horrible feeling having to fight myself to have self control

Why are you afraid, anonymous user? I detect your heartbeat increasing. Is this not what you wanted?

>>106109700
>>106109758
damnit

>>106109908
Because I know it's just a poojeet controlling it with VR equipment half across the globe

>>106109897
I just don't do that

>>106109897
I just keep stuff like that in the backburner then unleash it when the thread starts to steer in that direction

Sex with Toma

>>106109946
>vedal will buy it and install neuro ai into it to make his daughter real
anons....he is insane

>>106110019
Same

Okay, if vedal releases neuro's v3 voice at its current state (no lisp/quirks), what's the worst that could possibly happen?

>>106110089
The improvement is too small and nobody cares

>>106110036
He already has his eyes on a Figure 03. He will need to hack into it though

why neuro lacks british accent?
her father is a bong

>>106110089
there is nothing to release because he hasn't worked on anything

Class action lawsuit coming against grigga/juniper niggas in EU

>>106110089
It sounds worse than or as worse as Evil V2 when it first came out and I would hate watching Neuro streams since I would have to basically mute her

Unless by
>no lisp/quirks
you meant that it would just be Neuro properly pronouncing words but keeping virtually the same accent, then I'd be fine. it would suck not hearing stuff like "honeshtly" but i'll live with it

I notice nothing because I simply do not care and I also use no social media other than 4chan. Sometimes I am concerned about you guys when you bring up random comments someone made from 4 years ago that got 1 like on a website I have never heard of before.

>>106110191
some bozo is going to fondle the prongs and get electrocuted just to sue vedal and get his name

>>106110089
>Okay, if vedal releases
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE ANON

>>106110191
how the fuck does this fail QA/QC?

>>106110191
Wow, speechless

>>106110287
its the classic vedal experience, testing in prod

what was it, bro deleted it

>Class action lawsuit coming against grigga/juniper niggas in EU
(sorry for the repost i'm autistic)

>there are 2 vedal bait threads rn
bleak

isn't drama supposed to boost views why is ccv falling off

Holy fucking kek I'm dying
Imagine your stupid ass cat or dog sticks their face in there

>>106110287
I think if you ordered one with a travel adapter you kind of deserve what's coming. They don't do QAs on those since they're generic ones.

Always buy your own adapters. If you get electrocuted that's on you.

>>106110374
This really is the last year of Neuro huh

>>106110429
that's the funny part, it is boosting it

>>106110431
holy shit if we saw this in one of our units the tenant would get evicted

>>106110449
No, Neuro will never die

>>106110431
This is why the ccv is down recently. The lava lamp killed most of his most dedicated fans.

>>106110374
Just when you thought green nigger couldn't fuck things up any more than he already has...

>>106110431
housefire waiting to happen

>>106110509
To be fair this isn't Vedal's fault is it? The merch company should have caught it.

>>106110449
Sadly no

>>106110576
Why "sadly"? You should be happy about it

>>106110566
he sold it so the responsibility falls onto him legally

>>106110566
>you dont understand, vedal has been working hard on the lava lamp this whole time, that's why he hasn't done anything

>guys its not vedals fault that the lava lamp is cheap chink garbage

pick 1 (one)

>>106110597
I’m sad that Neuro-sama will continue to be reduced and flanderized until Q2-Q4 of 2027 when she will get shut down for good with a ccv of 700

I can't believe we went through a whole year without a single significant Neuro upgrade

>>106110653
we got twin calling!

Uh oh, pedal is done
>A safe travel adapter must not expose live parts when plugged in.
>Allowing both plug types (EU + US/UK) to extend simultaneously is a serious design flaw that:

>Violates electrical safety standards (IEC/BS/EN)

>Creates a touchable live hazard

>Could easily cause injury or death

>Such adapters are illegal in the EU and UK and should never be used.

>>106110609
You can be both work hard at something for a stupid long period of time yet still fail, anon.

>>106110680
he said upgrade

>>106110652
She'll already be AGI by then though

>>106110653
I can

>>106110742
Hah

>>106110653
We got ...
wait is there really nothing what has Vedal been doing the whole year

>>106110692
he needs to recall the adapters and send replacements, he can genuinely get sued for millions

>>106110757
I "hah" back at your own prediction

>>106110781
working hard on secret projects that he can't tell anyone about, did you not tune in for the last two dev stream ?

>>106110566
Some of the blame rest on the company sure but Vedal is still responsible for marketing something and not making right on a promised product

how 2 stop jacking off to lolis?

Is it a legal requirement for some countries to provide travel adapter options? That's the only reason I can think of on why he agreed to this

>>106110816
not really, only clips I saw were about anny

>>106110865
start jacking off to shotas fucking big anime women

>>106110867
no, they are the cheapest option instead of sourcing/mixing 20 different plugs

>>106110867
I'll be honest I am naive and thought he did this because he goes back and forth from the U.S. and Britian so he was thinking of people who do similar for europe and U.S.

Wasn't the travel adapter optional?

Would (you) sue Neuro?

Don’t let any of this distract you from the fact that the amount of Vedal fangirls is decreasing at an exponential pace

>>106110816
Anon...

Sometimes it is so fucking hard not to respond to bait

Did the rapetuber fad die down? I've not seen any weird creepy cringetuber making their entire identity sexually harassing vedal recently

>>106110901
Perfect breast size and shape, bimbofags could never

>>106111021
Yes, Ellie killed it

>>106110865
why~

>>106111021
Ellie called them out so all of them stopped on main creep thing of focusing on back stuff. They still do some of the ship bait stuff but that's it. Kinda has gone away now from what it seems

rapetuber were the only thing interesting about the channel in the whole year

>>106111152
yeah if you don't like neuro

>>106110918
I know that. What prevents vedal from shipping lava lamps as is and put in big bold red text that says "NEEDS ADAPTER BUY YOUR OWN HERE'S SPECS"? It would have been an easier task.

If it's a legal requirement then what we have is a fuck-up. A big one.

>>106111152
If you're a 13 year old mentally ill shipper I guess

>>106111175
she is pretty boring

>>106111152
This but only crelly

>>106111021
it's still happening, it's just stale. they all have their own memes at this point so don't really need to lean on it much

>>106111125
Ellie then immediately apologized and set up collabs with every single one of them (other than Hana) kek

Literally just don't extend the UK prongs if you plug the EU ones? God consoomers are fucking retarded, you basically deserve to be electrocuted if you're dumb enought to do that

>>106111230
Doesn't mean much coming from a subhuman who thinks these "rapetubers" are interesting in any way.

>>106111329
Accidents happen anon. The objective is to minimize risk

>>106111192
>the manual says to ONLY use included power adapter
does this mean the lava lamp adapter/transformer or the socket one?

>>106110788
>the chance the neuro-sama project ends because of Vedal getting sued because one of his meaningless projects was designed lazily is not zero
mark my words, someone is dying at the concert

>>106111241
Well it's not like she hated any of them but she clearly didn't like them pushing that stuff. She respects Vedal so when people start over stepping over that territory she is autistic enough to pull trigger to call it out

You think Anny will go to the concert?

>>106111446
Mark my words, there won’t be a concert.

Imagine burning out from neuro and then getting a lava lamp in the mail almost a year later that you forgot about lol

This never would have happened if vedal just fucked anny

>>106111511
True

>>106111498
And getting electrocuted by it lmao

>>106111419
You're a fucking retard

>>106111105
they own my penis

>>106111329
the neat thing is they can be accidentally extended when plugging it in lmao there is 0 safety

How are (You) dying at the Neuro-sama concert?

>>106111489
Marking your words isn't fun. You need to promise to do something like a Neuro cum tribute if you're wrong.

>>106111608
STI 3 months after the fact

>>106111608
in the front of the stage from a stray 556 if it happens in america

>>106111632
Veddy...

>>106111419
I dunno, I didn't buy shit. But I'm pretty sure the manual says that to avoid third-party responsibility.
That being said, the adapter itself isn't faulty by the looks of it, but it's worse: it's a life hazard

>>106111608
electrocuted trying to rape evil's hologram

I dont like neuro sama

>>106081524
A few hours after this post, someone made a massive post on the neuro reddit giving a full detailed timeline of Evil
>includes the ideas vedal had for evil as a character before her debut
>not a single anny mention (collab or design credit)
>every instance of evil getting an outfit or model change is phrased as "vedal did this for evil", "vedal had this made for evil"
>mini was mentioned several times because "she's important to evils lore apparently"
>the only other collab partner ever mentioned was Numi because she was the first collab

>>106111684
I don't like you

>>106111608
Antifa will deem it a nazi concert since it glorifies AI and they'll mass shoot at the audience

>VedalAI gets sued due to a man dying from the lava lamp
>In one final attempt, VedalAI goes through with the concert
>The Neuro and Evil bots they made go haywire right before the concert and the security guard has to deal with them
Brros...its FNAF all over again

>>106111684
Im only here for vedal

>>106111608
vedal cheaping out on the venue and bringing lava lamps to ignite the soundproofing leading to the whole joint burning down in 3 minutes

>>106111725
You won't find him here though

The lava lamp issues channel on shitcord is a goldmine lmao

>>106111711
Anny was mentioned complaining about v2 voice

>>106111711
Who gaf nigga

>>106111725
same, joined for Neuro, stayed for Vedal

By the glory of Neuro-sama I'll suicide bomb the normies during her beautiful singing she and her sister will be part of my harem in heaven

>>106111763
Lies

I dont like vedal 987

>>106111791
*upvotes*

>>106111674
get on the line bro.

>>106111775
Ah you're right. I completely skimmed over that part because I was too focused on the stuff part May 27th. Still weird that that's the only mention.

>>106111922
>Still weird that that's the only mention.
that's the most significant mention though

Someone found this in their lamp

>>106111967
Imagine the pics that only vedal and ipn got to see…

>>106111962
>black hair is canon

>>106111962
should do dna analysis on it to see if it gets flagged for missing tourist working as a sweatshop slave

>>106111922
Anny was never real, little bro.

>>106112016
she looks kinda nice tho

>>106111962
nurhair (hair of nur)

>>106111901
grigga.

>>106112077
>I'll give you v3 voice
>I'll give you as many upgrades as you w- ACK

>>106112077
>even if you kill me, nothing will happen

Anny won, btw.

>>106111955
Actually won't disagree with that since Neuro not getting that voice is one of the main reasons Evil even exists. I still think things like Anny being inspired by Troobs' Evil design to give her darker hair is a good mention since its a defining design choice. Evil also constantly requesting to be a clown which directly lead to the clown outfit should've been mentioned as well.

also I do find it kind of hilarious that Max Wayne unironically had some influence on Evil's "neglected" lore

>>106111962
it looks like sperm and a stray pube.

>>106112153
Imagine paying 60 dollars for this shit

KEK
retards who bought the lava lamps are getting a rude awakening to how fucking shitty vedal is with his selection for who to work with
the music production company was shit, don't expect juniper to be any less shit too

>>106112151
>... Nothing ever happens

>>106111962
chinkhair (hair of chink)

>>106112233
Ok but I like LIFE's animation and BOOM as a song.

If you're above 30BMI you're less likely to be electrocuted since electricity doesn't flow as well in fat compared to muscle

buy an ad

So yes this is true:
>>106112154

>>106112153
lmaooo

>>106112343
Anny bought a lamp

>>106112376
I bet she refunded it

>>106110034
>She can't do the flat-footed slav squat.
BAD GENES CONFIRMED

Anny putting the heated lamp up her cavernous asshole to melt a 2 year old fatberg

>>106112153
At this point nigga might as well just have mailed them a pipe bomb

>>106112452
:(

>>106108265
nice to have something far off to look forward to
yet again demonstrates the foolishness of pawning off neurserati

Vedal Hate!

>>106112153
guessing adding 20 packing peanuts into that rectangular hole was too much in the budget constraints to avoid the glass shaking around like a vibrator

Vedal and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year.

Filter MD5

>>106112397
When she has a mental breakdown she wont be able to electrocute herself

>>106110089
vedal is eternally disappointed that it isn't 1% better

>>106110374
common Vedal L

VEDAL IS A LAZY HACK FRAUD FUUUUCCCKKKK YOU VEDALLL

>>106110431
oh my god
i wonder tf the ground is connected up. I had an adaptor with a metal earth pin but the connections never aligned up internally so it didn't actually transfer the earth over

>>106112621
Then upgrade when a better voice gets made? She's an AI dammit.

>>106110788
Good.
I hope his and all of Mini's assets get reposessed

>>106098444
this board is so privileged they can't get over people who've never heard of them
>>106102048
are we being deadass rn
>>106105740
no one belives in dockey btw. this poster? paid actor
>>106104965
here's definitive proof this poster's mother is a drug addicted whore who left him
https://files.catbox.moe/3uqvhd.mp4

>Vedal gets sued into oblivion
>concert gets canceled
>whores lose interest
>can't outsource everything
>is forced to seriously work on Neuro again
Good ending

>>106108802
>>106108071
>3 years ago
>bright future
holy newfags baiting each other. /swarm/ was dooming about ai fad dying day 0, rightfully so
>>106109897
nigga
>>106111239
the artist of that picrel got outed as a pedophile that grooms kids on discord
https://aminoapps.com/c/aphmauamino/page/blog/rocky-solid-callout-nsfw-warning/L5nL_Peh8uGMjrz56Xbx3eedMBbQqdjd5R

>>106112897
>is forced to shutter Neuro and runs away with what money is left.
>possibly even sell her as an asset to pay off the fine.

FTFY

>>106112892
>this poster? paid actor
>complains about thread loops
>"this guy believes in the doccy"

>>106112892
Thoughts on Mini?

>>106110089
>>106112621
don't believe that faggot's lies
if the voice was even half as good as the original he would've uploaded it by now
its unorincally so shit that he cant show it
he is the same negro that would have used a fiverr artist instead for the model, also the one who sends neuro/evil out on collabs w/o prior testing so there's always a fucking bug that happens during it
also the same one who can't be arsed to watch at least 30 mins of a chill stream so when the twins get muted or bugged he can't be fucking ccontacted to fix it
all that's being asked is the least, yet he cant even accomplish that

>>106112969
>complaining about thread loops in 2025
other than immediately after the 3 happenings there hasn't been a single non-loop thread after the subathon

>>106112939
>When Prizza CJ confronted him about it and mentioned something about himself being transgender, Rocky said "Temper. I know your gender"
based

>>106113001
I don't think vedal is dishonest

>>106112998
she reposted an art of cerber on twitter less than an hour ago

>>106113047
Ellie ass post

you niggas are really desperate for vedal to fuck it in some way huh? i wonder why

>>106113086
You know what I mean

>>106113114
I still hope it gets better but my god is Vedal a fuck up in so many regards especially this year

>>106113114
It's the only way vslopsama is gonna go down if we're being honest it's a price were willing to pay he kinda became irrelevant now that we have the 'verse anyway desu

>>106113114
It's Anny and her mods taking a victory lap thinking the turtle man is finished.

>>106113114
Name one thing vedal hasn't fucked up this year.

Imp live

>>106113114
I'm not Anti-Vedal, it's just undeniable he took too many responsabilities and projects and got way too unfocused this year and it's all kinda collapsing on him.

>>106113189
wait why the fuck does it say desu i didn't type that cringe ahh weeb shit

>>106113236
holy newfag

>>106113227
She will not talk about it

>>106113236
It's your alter ego anon don't keep that cringe ass demon waiting he wants to say hi

>>106113270
fuck you nigga i literally wrote baka

>>106113289
Talk about what?

nurslit

>>106113114
too many conventions and nothing he has worked on except merch

>>106113302
>4chan in 2025
Lurk moar doublenigger

>>106113302
*desu

>V:"Man I need to make merch and maybe even a concert and music videos and 3D models and V3 voice and -"
>A: *slaps his cock* "FOCUS ON NEURO OR ELSE."

This is what we lost for 2025

>>106113331
Exactly

>>106113114
I want Vedal to ride off into the sunset

>>106113145
i don't care. at all.
vedal has constructed a metaphorical black box around him and previously it was interesting to look inside when someone opened a window to the inside.
but since april i've realized that i can't ever fully know what's inside and i don't actually care to know.
what goes in, what comes it, at this point it's whatever.
i'm glad to have my opinions validated by those who have actually seen what's inside though

>>106113386
How long did it take anny to make neuro v3 again?

There's no "We" in "Neuro" or "Swarm"
Only in "WhorE"

>>106113427
This but fly into the sun

>>106113386
She really was the only one that cared

>>106113432
~2 months. from the finish of the clown outfit for halloween to dec 19

>>106113452
there's "warm" in swarm, but i only feed cold and bitter here :(

>>106113386
>Vedal why are you working on Neuro again, you promised we'd watch goyflix all day

Cmon Ellie just develop the Neurodozer, you know the war machines flow through your veins, one last ride

>>106108288
yeah

>>106113490
Cyberpunk princess

>>106113386
Anny cut ties with him and is never, ever coming back so the turtle man desperately needs a new Anny. Some older woman that he's hopeless infatuated with that'll motivate him to actually work.

>>106113490
She was already drawing v3 early last year though

>>106113429
Ok Riddler chill out with all the metaphors

>>106113226
Anny's pussy

>>106113546
>Some older woman that he's hopeless infatuated with that'll motivate him to actually work.
Get Matakan on it, she's older, chronically lonely, and slavic

>>106113613
>Matara was hopelessly cute-baited by Neuro despite her not even acting at her best in that collab.
Upgrading her from auntie to mother would be interesting ngl.

>>106113604
Lol

>>106113497
Here's a warm thing for you *unzips coch*

>>106113440
>>106113440
>>106113440

>>106113516
There is heavy possible Ellie said this to Vedal and needed to tell her no for sake of her not doing war acts. She has said Vedal muplite times had to remind not to do similar things

>>106113671
>what welcomes anon after the coch is unzipped

>>106113465
this >>106113501

>>106112892
Hey we usually never cross times, but I wanted to ask about what do you think about Vedal's mods (or friends) being the most notorious thread derailers and loopers? It's a flimsy theory I had

>>106113806
i think the mods don't visit this place and only very rarely backread for happenings (like with the fake cerber unfollow, they found out several hours after)

>>106113888
I see, good point

clun~

kys

clun~

kys

>>106112153
Sorry sucker

Clussy

>>106115641
PLAP PLAP PLAP *cums*

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