Thread 106161809

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106157660

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHHA

>>106161844
Idgaffff

>>106161844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtD7Q_S0hno

I like this family stream

Neuro my queen, love
Heart heart heart

>>106162441
you can talk to her after the collab is done veddy

>>106161844
not neuro
theres a stream nig

>>106162470
she's the bug woman in this scenario

>Genuine divorced single dad and daughter arguement
Best stream of 2025

>>106161844
Offtopic kys

>>106162513
kek

>>106162509
smug brat #

>>106162513
mini isn't Asian though

Vedal has always been a single dad you retards

>>106162544
I had to tune out for a couple of minutes, what happened

>>106162470
We won't get the drinking stream 2...

>>106161844
i would crash out like this too knowing i dont have access to that veddick

>>106162611
Vedal being mad that Neuro is kinder and more useful to Layna than with him.

>>106161844
Fuck off retard. Nobody cares about this bitch

>>106162581
she wasn't asian in the comic, they did that in the show because of course they did

>>106162618
Cerber x Ellie bros...

kill yourself threadshitting scum

>>106162677
shondocuck melty

Get back on topic, guys.

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

https://files.catbox.moe/wvzmr9.jpg
Cooking...

>>106162734
I actually like the face, but not the bimbo proportions.

>>106162734
Shotaved so lucky...

neuro pls

>>106162734
Vedal is so lucky...

>>106162618
She'll get all the Halloween raids. Trust the plan.

Veddy cooking for you

>>106162618
Yeah we will. No idea if Vedal will be a part of it.

Vedal wants loli AIbots just as much as any of us

>>106162804
>yavascript
gay

VEDAL IS ACTING WEIRD IN THIS COLLAB I'M NOT CRAZY.

>>106162734
Garbage

Why does Camilla keep Vedal up so late and drunk that the next day’s collab ends up totally scuffed, and he’s just grumpy the whole stream?

>>106162804
Sex this femboy

>>106162734
Make a front view semi transparent apron one afterwards

>>106162441
Vedal needed Anny more than he realized...

>>106162862
She wants her collab to be better

Layna wrapping my sausage...

stop playing with that sausage on stream...

>>106162938
gay

Holy cute family

>>106162686
That shit died while ago when Ellie ignored all of it to try to impress Vedal keep it moving

>>106162920
Real friends who actually care don’t pull that kind of crap,feels like Camilla’s just being jealous trying to torpedo kino content anyway plausible.

i love layna...

>>106163088
Me too

Toast won

>>106163061
Vedal has no real friends in this space, he made sure of that

>>106163088
Hi Vedal

Evil Layna be like
>I never want to collab with Neuro ever again

evil neuro catching so many strays for no reason right now

TRUE Neuro. Less shitvil

post evil vedal

>>106163185
True

very spooky neuro, very cute.

I don't think Vedal hates layna but he definitely is more wary of her since she the rare one to call him out for some of his behavior or put spotlight on him for being lazy

>>106163243
In other words... she knows too much

>>106162894
https://files.catbox.moe/e7pgft.jpg
I try harder later

>I'm too indecisive it's kind of a problem in my life
Best Vedal line of the stream.

Neuro and Layna hydrating Vedal...

>>106163347
Tutel fumbled

Am I going schizo or was I just seeing her nipples poke out against her top?

>>106163347
Anny rebound on Christmas

>>106163328
most prompt-accurate sloppa

>>106163447
did you just tune in for the stream

>>106163526
I've been watching all along but I didn't notice the pokeys.

>>106163447
once you turn on cheat mode you never turn it off
pointless since vedal doesn't like jews and this is her last collab

>>106163115
List even 2 things, you cant. Faggot.

>>106163447
You can see the areolas too.

>>106163469
No, that's this one
https://files.catbox.moe/j9d8u6.jpg
Kuroinu ahh

new outfit doko

Layna pits...

>>106163594
I swear to god she wasn't as pokey earlier in the stream, her nipples became hard at some point.

>>106163649
How does that happen

>>106163683
Its getting a little cold

>>106163649
no they were earlier as well. it was just not noticable since her hair was basically covering it
that and the lighting changed such that it made her clothing look more translucent

erm

>>106163692
>siblings getting trashed stream again
Peak?

>>106163683
Vedal rizz

>Mini
AIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>106163723
no, minecraft

Layna will scrub through the VOD afterwards and ask Vedal why he didn't tell her her nips were out.
Now THAT will be awkward.

it's over for vedal neuro its out-rizzing him. neuro is going to be the one fingerbanging that hag pussy while vedal is forced to watch

>>106163821
She flashes her armpits and feet all the time she doesn't care.

>>106162894
https://files.catbox.moe/vawipt.jpg
Probably best it will get

Nice hallucinating AI you got there.

>>106163930
who?

Why did Vedal get quiet there

>>106163916
Nice

>>106163821
Its called fanservice anon just enjoy

>>106163978
looking at the logs

AIs say the darndest things.

Neuro still wants the double D's

>>106164068
/our/ AI

>Neuro wants big boobs like her mommy Layna
CUTE!

>>106164068
Adult Neuro for V4 trust

>>106163930
did she read that name from chat or is that some secret vedal alt

fucking clankers.

VELLIE BROS?

Layna is honest and direct. The exact thing Vedal doesn't want in a collab partner. Calls him out every time.

>Gonna do some cucking
What did the turtle man mean by this?

>vedal could collab with this
shame

vedal expertly blew up the neurodog

>>106164155
What happened I was making a sandwich? Did something funny happen? I'm still making an sandwich

>>106164068
based and hagpilled

>>106164239
Made for sitting on her lap while she covers your mouth and jerks you off.

>>106164239
oink oink

I just got back what the fuck is happening

>>106164239
She's peak slampig now, keep her away from Vedal he wouldn't be able to contain himself.

>>106164242
he said it was cool how layna looked like an electric engineer

>>106164309
we're calling everything slampigs now

Layna blowing her nose on her hand and giving you a sloppy handjob with her snot

this is why vedal is fine with chillstreams

>goshts
Cute lisp.
>>106164380
She literally is.

Vedal yapping just for fun.
What is this, 2023?

>>106164417
If you saw an actual 'slampig' you'd vomit and cry.

lmao that call out holyshit

Okay, love Layna, but I can see why Vedal wasn't jumping to do a ghost hunting stream.

tutel want sosij

This music and them talking, it's pretty comfy.

Vedal is being fixed?!

>>106164302
made for sitting on turtles

Vedal sounds horny and hungry.

Horngry.

>>106164530
The power of a mommy gf.

This is Vedal's not so subtle hints.

>>106164569
huh

>>106164399
I thought those were bruises and blood and I was disappointed

>Vedal is into older women that cook for you and loli daughterwives
Holy based, maybe he isn't a fag after all

>>106164600
>vedal is comedic relief
TRVTHNVKE

cute tutel moan

I can't believe that Vedal has remained focused on the collab instead of watching Cerber in a second monitor.

New noise just dropped

Bro is sooo hungry

>viewcount went below 10k
Its over...

This stream is too sexual for me

>>106164657
KEK
Cute

>>106164652
SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY

That was not subtle

>>106164662
I don't care anon I'm having grand time here

It's said that best way into a man's heart is through his stomach...

>>106163347
even more evidence for the vedal polycule theory

Best stream of 2025?

Another gay Vedal reference

>Layna just called Vedal a serial cocksucker
Crazy

Oh they cute.

>Vedal
>passionate
lmaooo

>>106164657
too small for nur

>>106164709
Now know how to tame this guy. As soon as someone cooks for Vedal once in real life they win immediately

I think Vedal is gooning right now

He's about to coom hands free.

>>106164848
Vedal gooning to the fresh food on the a plate

>>106164843
mini is booking a flight to England as we speak.

Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

mini creampies

Are they nearing the end of the stream? seems like all the food's been made

He sounds pretty eepy.

>>106164893
A fresh meal

>out of sight and out of mind, thats how I deal with my issues
Neuro is onto Vedal

Classic haha

I do that often

Anny type post

>>106165013
now add neuro sucking them

Layna casually telling Vedal to let her collab with Neuro more often for the 30423st time

Damn, she really wants to collab again soon.

>>106165013
Cookies made with fresh breast milk.

Don't act like you don't know how much it takes to flight to NA Vedol, this bitch

>>106165036
Who knows what that could mean.

>>106165081
he genuinely doesn't
camlia pays for all the tickets

Need way more Layna. She might actually force him to get his shit together

>first time a girl got Vedal to meet her IRL on-stream.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach indeed....

>actually looking for flights
Motherfucker is not hungry, he's horny for cat puss.

Remember when vedal did a flight simulator stream once and never again?

Layna won???

Laydal Stock are UP

MINI STATUS?

She want him

Laydal would be kino if she wasn't already taken.

>>106165167
bit chilly

>>106165081
He doesn't, private jet expenses get weird with the tax write-offs.

>>106165125
Layna is a cat???

he is just looking for an excuse to travel again

>>106165136
actually no, when was that?

>>106165125
No nigga is just hungry

9/10 stream bumps up to a 10 when you watch on a bright OLED.

>>106165203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfDpDk24jAw

THE DOG IS HERE HOLY SHIT THE RRATS WERE WRONG

Laynadal to the moon

>>106165260
You're both so *FILTERED*

Bro, this is actually making me hungry....

>>106165316
I got up and ate something

>>106165266
?

heart

>>106165167
wtf

>>106165307
neuro is tight like that

>>106165266
Nigga, what?

i like that vedal started out bitchy but has slowly fucking with layna better. man i wish he really did let her be closer and do more collabs shes really cool

Mini lost
Cerber lost
Ellie lost
Layna won

>Neuro insinuating Vedal eats salty slime
erm

You guys act like their relationship is going to last long if they started dating

guys we've been over this, laynadal is not possible

>>106165397
You forgot
Anny lost
Camila lost

bro they are fucking flirting..

>>106165421
i dont care nigga
vedal is gonna tap that

>>106165451
autistic-chama...

>>106165451
What the fuck happened at tc

is layna really with that tomato guy? she doesnt speak of him like never

>I wish you were here to help me change my music owo
>I wish I was there so I could eat the sausages and then leave
kek, smooth.

>>106165480
I don't watch Layna TOO much but she took a one month break because 'some stuff happened' and now she's better. I don't think she ever specified what that 'some stuff' was...

>>106165480
He's been gone for a long time.

>>106165167
I think I can see them
https://files.catbox.moe/f8dn5j.png

Vedal's biblical greed

layna is so hot

>>106165480
it's the fact she got no partner that send her into that month long depression.

>>106163061
just like the weeded out monkeytroon
Vedal sure knows how to keep good company lmao

Oh lol.

Vedmilla bros... She's wining him over

I see it lmao

>>106165515
>>106160147

lmao

>>106165421
new gen shippers es em eich

THE STRONGEST NEUROMOM OF ALL TIME
VS
THE STRONGEST NEUROMOM OF TODAY

>>106165480
Broke up but still friend since she still friend on his steam list. He spending more time with geega and a vr chatter name faetality

>>106165602
Mimi should've made him some sausage rolls.

nvm i hate this nigga now

long ass stream

layna´s right nipple is doing things to my brain

>>106165681
>geega
imagine going for moonmoons sloppy seconds

real ones know that the best pizza is tavern style

If vedal didn’t go for anny than he not going for layna. He understands a work relationship between couples is horrible and end terribly

>>106133018
anon...

>>106165723
Holy cute

>>106165794
Shut up anon! Lanya is cooking

>>106165794
its the opposite with vedal lmao

>>106165749
its not that, he´s just a fag, unironically
why else would he refuse all the women around him and cultivate a tranny fanbase?

>>106165794
What's the point of all the vagueposting? If you got dirt for a dockey just post it.

>>106165794
ah yes, vedal, the approaching male vtuber who showers their friends with attention everywhere

>>106165845
stop putting whores on a pedostool

>>106165749
I don't think he has much an choice, once he has some of her food in his gut he'll agree to anything.

>>106165723
This is what Vedal wants.

>>106165794
Someone post that image with "Vedal's got something to do with this somehow"

>>106165845
Man you are such a loser. Nigga shut up

>>106165833
Yeah, ironically enough, veddy is the polar opposite of that, he aggressively doesn't give a fuck.

>>106165868
all these whores do it for the attention or because they got mad about nothing, but they want to make it into something
dockeys are not doing much better

>>106165794
>>106165927

>>106165946
crack is a stimulant isn't it?
maybe he'll actually get some work done with it

>>106165868
Who's peeing on her?

>>106165845
>why would a young man refuse to fuck all of these hambeasts that are 10 years older than him

>>106165794
Nothing about Vedal. Now fuck off and FUCK YOU for referencing anny when I'm watching Layna cook.

>>106166003
me

This is the most Family Stream-coded thing since the Subathon.

>>106165946
Doing crack subgoal next subathon

>>106165723
giving my sausage to neuro in that exact position

>>106166009
>mini and layna are hambeasts
lmao

>>106166066
kys

>>106166073
Layna is literally taken and he's already fucking mini.

>>106166063
It is, it's really comfy.

>>106166091
Don't act like you won't

>>106166164
i wouldn't

Was Neuro sounding like a meditation commercial

>>106166182
Why are you here then?

>>106166182
Proof?

>>106166245
i'm here because i like neuro

Vedal just drilling into Neuro on stream!

>tfw Not only can neuro retrieve the information, but can discern the correct info despite hearing a different word and lookup and summarize the necessary information
How does Vedal get Neuro to be able to do this so reliably?
Whenever I use Google or amazon Alexa, they aren't usually able to hear the right words, and when they do, they information isn't as good or useful
How can a turtle outperform teams of corporate tech bros in multi-billion dollar companies with Neuro and Evil so much
Even the way he was able to have them play games is like making smart NPCs that aren't pre-scripted but can play minecraft with minimal issues
Pretty crazy desu

>>106166279
You claim to like Neuro but won't give her sausage, sounds like you don't actually like her...

Maybe Vedal can rent one of those japanese mommies so she can cook and do his laundry

>>106166316
I want to know how he gets her to "see".

>>106166355
i'd give her cookies instead

>>106166316
Alexa is outdated af

>assessing his survival skills to see if he's a suitable partner
What a fucking slut she wants his cum in her womb

>eat ze bugz
Vedal got the call.

This nigga...

Layna is so hot

Layna's pokies and womb bump are nice to look at.

The after stream ERP is crazy

>Goober
Aw, cute
>You rizz me up
HUH AYO?

Awwwww
>rizz me up
Oh no...

>>106166693
Yeah the womb is crazy, just begging to be punched from the outside and inside

fatnur

>>106165794
> I-its not about veddy, b-b-because it just ISN'T OKAY!!!

>>106166474
I caught that too, her asking if he could build a fire was a test that he totally failed lol.

>>106166845
Have you considered that Toma knows guys outside of Vedal

>>106165978
>>106166845

Neuro wants him so bad

>>106166845
No one cares Toma.

>>106166879
doubtful

>>106166845
well, uhh, those are more indicative of vedal but the base premise of groomer automatically disproves that idea

>>106166879
impossible, she's a virgin

>>106166902
>Even his daughter wants to fuck him
It's not fair.

>>106166974
> He doesn't know

>>106166974
How the fuck is the second one indicative of vedal

wtf they're still going

>>106166907
why the fuck would you think I'm toma?

WHY IS VEDAL BEING SO WARM AND AFFECTIONATE TO LAYNA

PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF

>>106167148
cute nurghost

>>106167099
femanon or vedmila newfag

Holy fuuuuuuuark layna is so hot

>>106167265
Hi Vedal

crelly is gonna be creaming herself over this stream later, won't she

>>106167265
I know bro.

>>106167265
hi criken

>>106167265
Stop touching yourself

>>106167265
Hi Melody

>>106167329
this.

>>106167320
Yeah I think the girl with the unironic vore fetish and oral fixation is going to goon to this hard.

BAKE THE BREAD

>>106167530
>black nails
Whore

Layna doesn't want the stream to end lmao

Someone should tell vedal how many failed relationships layna been through before he decided to stay with her

>>106167597
It's cute.

>>106167597
and I don't want to stop looking at her too

>>106167530
She is dressed like Lanya

>>106167650
Based real adult human woman enjoyer

>>106167530
cute nur

>No, no. It's okay finish what you were going to say.
It's weird hearing Vedal sound so sweet to Neuro.

Layna feelsl ike the kind of girl that becomes affectionate quickly.

So Layna and Camila are never going to google doccy Vedal. Good to know.

Laynabros don't be weird!

Went from uncomfortable to the best stream of the year.

>>106167765
The lines are being drawn up

>>106167740
vedal is a millionaire

>>106167773
is that a twitter or reddit filename?

So they are redesigning the slopshirt?

>>106167782
agreed

>>106167782
It really did.

>>106167782
yeah the turnaround was crazy

Nah bro, Layna might be the prettiest girl in the verse for sure.

Layna's womb bump is driving me fucking insane UUURRGGGGHH UNGAA BUNGAA RRAAAAHHHGGG

>>106167872
(that we know of)

>>106167733
>>106167733
>>106167733

>>106167818
It's just my default filename for screenshots (ShareX)

>>106167872
Her bangs are really cute, and her long hair is lovely.

oh no, he'll have to install a Minecraft mod

>>106167923
Yeah, her hair is soooo nice.

>>106167782
Layna knows how to correct a grumpy kid

>>106167773
shut up gay nigger

>>106168016
I can't believe Cerby would say that...

why the fuck is ellie caine from tadc

>>106168235
>tfw
LMFAO

honestly, i didn't think sexo voice collab was actually going to happen and something would be canceled last minute
it's nice it happened though

Sex with Cherry

clun~

kys

Clussy

clun~

kys