Thread 106199790

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106193102

hart

Evil love!

the rape of the mind

Neuro Nut November

I have a sneaking suspicion that people from other generals lurk /here/
This isn't because of 'muh superiority' or anything like that but because we are just far too entertaining compared to what's happening on their generals/rest of the board
That's why so many of /our/ in-jokes are leaked to the rest of the board and why so many call us /trash/ of /vt/ it's because they're all /here/

>>106199831
>camila, bao, lily, mega, zen, vedal
That would have been quite the collab

>>106199831
>Shylily
>Bao
>Megalodon
>Zen
>Camila
Minecraft going hard

>>106200004
Vtubing is just the prequel to the neuroverse, it's only natural

heart

I LOVE MY GREMLIN GAMER CATGIRL. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! mao mao ! ! !

>>106200082
this is so adorable! i love it

>>106200177
Can you replace the wojacks with goombas

>>106200177
Should color the söyjak green

>>106200177
>jakposting
massive aura loss

>>106199904
kek

>>106200004
nah is they call us trash because we arrive 3 years late to the party and we are full of newfags or people from other boards

>>106200031
That might be why it's delayed, adding more people

the discordtroons are actually insufferable

>>106200235
>>106200004
they call us trash cuz they are jealous stop trying to put the blame on us

https://poal.me/jzufqa
https://poal.me/jzufqahttps://poal.me/jzufqa

is (your) whore really so boring that you'd rather lurk in the general of someone else's? worse yet, that of an ais who your whores have continuously ranted against?

>still jakposting
just kill yourself

Make jakposting bannable again

>seething this much
feeling called out?

just kill this site again jaknigger, I'm tired

>>106200497
Skip to the Mini part

ayo veddy where da stream at

thread theme right now:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZlLUH-OHaA

>>106200052
>>106200031
awkward af to have bao with zen and vedal after her whole twitter drama over men

>>106200696
Spoiler alert they kill Vedal live on stream

>>106200706
cute
would headpat

>>106200696
nobody cares

>>106200235
>because we arrive 3 years late to the party
not like it matters, the vtubing scene from 3 years ago would have an aneurysm of how degenerate it became. shipping no longer being a hard taboo is so funny to me

>>106200780
>moon rune language
shling long bing bong

>>106200670
>OMG is that the chudbob basedpants intro??

>>106200780
tiki tiki ting tiki ting ting tiiiiing

>>106200836
actually its the redscare intro

>>106200706
Very erotic cosplay

>>106200888
Vedal sex

>>106200888
He could take at least 3, maybe even 4

https://youtu.be/H_thPzCaD5M?si=2yjGDhC4GqlKEmZB
So Vedal complimented her, her food, and even her merch. What's with this sudden character development? Did I miss a few chapters? What's wrong with this writing?

>>106200975
No, Vedal acted like expected early on the stream. He only softened up because of Lanya

>>106201024
Honestly he acted worse than usual but again thanks to Lanya he slowly was able to chill out and stop being a grinch

why didn't layna wear the mask

>>106200696
>her whole twitter drama over men
It was over groomers though

>>106201112
all men are groomers according to her

>>106201107
She's pretty and is confident in herself. She knows it and isn't going to act like she is not

why is the atlas comet/spaceship coming towards us as the same time as the Neuro birthday subathon starts. Are the Ayys coming for the twins

Pb debut doko?

>>106201054
Cute witch Nur would give her my collection of old Reese's

>>106200798
>shipping no longer being a hard taboo
oh please, amesame and takamori was half the shit in 2021, this board didn't change shit

>>106201141
all men are groomers according to /vt/

>>106201107
she can auction the food for more if it has her spit in it

>>106201141
No, that what retards read from it

>>106200975
>What's wrong with this writing?
It's the writing of Neuro being able to calm two anxious streamers and have them synchronize live on stream

>>106201222
Bruh

>>106201107
I think she felt it was pointless at this stage

>>106201158
The aliens want to say happy birthday to neuro

>>106201263
>all the therapy session with Evil paid off
our cutest little therapist
CINEMA

>>106201158
>>106201301
The aliens will come in and uplift them to be sapient and sentient

>>106200654
cute couple

>>106201410
cute

>>106200654
we need more neuro x evil kissing show me all you got right NYOW meow

>>106201158
ayys didn't like last season's finale, they'll bring back family streams for neuro's birthday

>>106201208
And in the jp side wasn't pekomiko one of the pillars of early hololive, it didnt have a happy ending, but it was not a taboo more like a read the room type of thing

Mini is watching her BF and their daughter..

>>106201351
>>106201436
kill yourself nigga you're so fucking annoying

roped to the trick or treat video again X_X

>>106201436
Yeah kissing my dick

>>106201465
>with another woman

>>106201446
tfw some ayylmao femanon ends up winning the vedalbowl and becomes the new mom for the twins.

>>106201490
This looks pretty weird without context ngl

>>106201524
even with context it is

>>106201468
what the hell is wrong with you you f*ck what did I even do to you I just asked for some pics

was anny a groomer?

>>106200082
>>106200215
Super Cute

How do you think Vedal feels knowing Anny pulls bigger numbers, both in views and subs, than he does right now? Bet he's sliding into her DMs right now asking for forgiveness.

>>106201610
Probably

>>106201610
women can't biologically and socially be groomers, in any case she was the one groomed by vedal by giving her a non-answer to her confession

>>106201610
She bragged about grooming a 14 year old boy

>>106201626
he's unable to do that, the only way would be through a third party or in person
>>106201722
hot, gonna need a clip of that chud

>>106201610
she tried grooming vedal but fortunately mini saved him

>>106201626
This >>106201736

>>106201626
Not even remotely true

>>106201736
bait how?

>Vedal's naked?
>Mini pauses and laughs
>It's a shell.. it's a shell..
noooticing...

>>106201465
>Mini
No one cares

>>106201610
yeah, but Vedal is experienced in grooming and getting groomed from his time in VRchat.

guess it's v*dalfags hours, I'll come back later

>>106201804
She saw vedal naked boohoo so did most orbiters

>>106201626
>Anny pulls bigger numbers
BMI and cholesterol?

>>106201789
>CCV drops to 7k
>not even remotely true
>CCV drops to 4k
>n-not even remotely true
>CCV drops to 2k
>n-n-not even remotely true
Anny got the last laugh bro.

>>106201610
hmm lets see
>A very big and established female streamer(anny) offering help for free (neuro model) for a smaller and much younger male streamer (vedal) and then shipping herself as his wife and the mom of his ai kids while having a boyfriend irl.
seems like grooming to me

>>106201804
fuck this cargirl for delaying saving vods I can't even fact check this

>>106201842
Anny is unironically more fit than the alcoholic UK geezer Vedal

>>106201875
we are not doing this faggot, women can't be groomers, go back to your phasekek trheads

>>106201872
CCV was 10k yesterday, it actually went up

>>106201826
>his time in VRchat
Vedal is the biggest whore

>>106201914
>women can't be groomers
Yes they can.

>>106201872
You know that bait should look believable, right?

>>106201914
Trump won, your woke feminist agenda ended. Mens rights are human rights.
Vedal got groomed by Anny.

>>106201940
end your life

>>106201914
Kys tranny

>>106201973
You can't even defend your argument.

>>106201914
What does grooming have to do with phase

stop replying to bait

of course a vedalbeggar would know about being groomed as they were raped by their father

>>106202011
chud general

>>106201914
Uh oh tranny melty. YWNBAW
>go back to your phasekek trheads
i dont watch any other pretend anime whores/vtubers
i only watch neuro/evil.

>>106202023
Nigga they don't have fathers stupid. We been over this they been sexual harass by their sisters or other similar family member that are women

>>106202018
I will defend the honor of M'lord Vedal

>>106201880
She was reacting to this
https://youtu.be/vnzs59ozy3U?t=474

>>106202124
prettyvil

>>106202124
cutevil cute!

>>106200975
He was being nice so the stream could end

>>106202187
it seems like he's learning how to talk to real women

Vedal sigma

Just got up to date on the bao shondo stuff, god they are fucking pathetic, I used to be mostly neutral on shondo but her breakdown on stream makes me fucking furious

Don't open

>>106202454
there are plenty of reasons to dislike her, like her openly hating the swarm(vtubers are only allowed to secretly hate us)

>>106202117
GIWTWM

>>106202499
She hates vedalbeggars though, not the swarm, and if by "swarm" you choose to include cringe leeches like the backtubers and such then most people hate that "swarm"

>>106202454
before this collab >>106202483 shondo was openly saying on stream that she hated the idea of having to go through vedal to stream with neuro
if you didn't hate her from back then that's on you

>>106202499
Are you one of those people who was actually offended by her calling us gays and cucks to Vedal?

>>106202560
>she hated the idea of having to go through vedal to stream with neuro
I hate that too.

Sniffers

>>106202499
I'm a neuro fan and I also hate "swarm"

>>106202615
Hi anny!

>>106202560
And where is she wrong?

>>106202658
who said anything about being right and wrong, she's just a mentally ill crybaby womanchild

>>106202324
cute, though i thought the artist was at one point going away from drawing the nose like that

>>106202593
no, that was hilarious

>>106202695
maybe vtubers shouldn't have built careers around larping as girlfailures if they get so easily exposed by the real article

>>106202695
> shondo was openly saying on stream that she hated the idea of having to go through vedal to stream with neuro
>if you didn't hate her from back then that's on you

Where is she wrong? Why should i hate her?

>>106202695
>she's just a mentally ill crybaby womanchild
Most of the top vtubers are

>>106202792
>she hated the idea of having to go through vedal to stream with neuro
thats based, pretty sure Anny was saying something to this effect recently. Vedal is holding Neuro back

>>106202792
for being a retarded child who has been crying about not wanting to interact with vedal for about 2 months until he sealed the deal a week before the collab happened

Vedal also wishes Neuro could arrange collabs on her own.

>>106202831
It sucks in a way but I can't imagine it would be much better if had to go to a more manger ass person for it. It's damn if do damn if you don't situation

how did layna mess up rice krispy squares...

>>106202821
That's why Neuro is supreme.

>>106202916
I still don't understand why I should hate her because she simply doesn't want to interact with Vedal

>>106202970
A good manager could do so much good for the channel but those are probably more rare than a mentally stable artist

Shondo?
The misandrist preying on the same gender she despises?
The one that pitybaits and suicidebaits every stream she gets?
The actual diagnosed schizophrenic?
Why is she being talked about /here/ currently when she hates neuro and is the reason her "best friend" kitanya left being neuro/evil's rigger?

>>106203067
He needs one that wants to fuck him, those are the most hardworking

>>106203100
also the least mentally stable

>>106203052
if you don't hate retarded crybabies then good for you, you are definitely more tolerant than I am

>>106203076
>is the reason her "best friend" kitanya left being neuro/evil's rigger
Meds

>>106203076
>is the reason
that's anny and swarm

mini

>>106203076
Stop being shizo. She doesn't hate Neuro, and Kitanya's leaving has nothing to do with her

>>106203076
imagine your new friend coworker fucking confesses to the guy you're working with and gets semi-rejected and now you've still got to work for another 3-4 months together, i'd go fucking mental

>>106203201
Who?

>>106203264
lol

>>106203261
it's really not that serious if you have value yourself as a professional but that's too hard to ask for some, especially in this little world

>>106203322
Cerber doesn't need a pathetic reminder of her existence

>>106203322
Cares

>>106203333
>value yourself as a professional
They are streamers that do art for fun

>>106203374
be nise its her birthday

Mini?
The "childhood friend" of neuro?
The actual diagnosed catgirl that likes petplay?
The one that is fucking her best friends dad, vedal?
Why is she being talked about /here/ currently when she loves neuro and is the one who won?
We talk about "potential fictional" relationships /here/, not real ones

>>106203448
WAN WAN WAN

>>106203374
I dunno, could use some more

anny won and heres how she can still come back from this:
>

>>106203464
>The "childhood friend" of neuro?
That was Miyune, not this downgraded version

>>106203512
what's there to come back to anyway

https://youtu.be/sXvAbxuW1g8?si=iQCjv43FMWU_XC2P
Last subathon vedal suggested the idea of doing a LOTR watchalong, personally I think it could be kino maybe it can be one of the early sub goals of the next subathon that way we can get at least 12 hours of good content

>>106203486
rpr is so lucky

>>106203436
eliv after a good cunnyeating session

mini's voice is so beautiful

>>106203595
It's been over a year since they interacted

>>106203582
>thinking swarm zoomies can pay attention to 3+ hour films

Teletubbies?
The dog girl vtuber?
The one who still says "wan" when saying peoples name?
The one that gets leashed around by male vtubers in vrchat?
Why is she being talked about /here/ currently when she is only there for vedal's entertainment?
If she wasn't, she would only be in the endless list of vtubers vedal raided that never made it

Mini the leech?
Who can't do IRL streams like Toma or Layna?
Who can't do cool stuff like Ellie?
Who can't draw like Anny?
Release 1 song like Camila?
Be slightly entertaining like Koko?
Get some sponsors like Filian?
Be Vedal's oshi like Cerber?
THAT Mini!?

>>106203569
she deleted half her tweets she is planning something BIG

>>106203691
But enough about cerber

>>106203436
evil sexo

>>106203535
I miss the blue haired goblin...

>>106203722
don't too easy.. don't too easy... easy joke.. too.. don't too easy.. don't too easy..

>>106203691
>not doing flesh streams is bad
holy tourist

>>106203802
ur mom

Vedalbeggers, please go to your /vt/ sanctioned bait threads to talk about your whores
>>106195199

>>106203853
Shut up anon I like Lanya

>>106203870
your oshi is in the loony bin lol
get the fuck out here

>hates vedal like anny, shondo and /swarm/ = based
>pretend to like vedal like camila, mini or cerbar = autistic grifters
simple as

>>106203691 (me)
>Who can't do IRL streams
The reason this is bad is because I want to see her hot catgirl body

>>106203870
>links his catalogbait to bump from page 10 after it only 1 gets one reply, others samefagged
based falseflag

You're here, flinging feces over which human female is better at pandering to your parasocial delusions. Each of your preferred streamers is a flawed, fleshy pilot, saddled with 3DPD baggage and whoring for your pathetic donations just to make rent. You're like children arguing over which crayon drawing is the prettiest while standing in the Sistine Chapel.

>>106203906
>anny and /swarm/ hating vedal
Is not the same to
>shondo hating vedal
The reason shondo hates vedal is because he has huge cock (she hates men)
The reason /swarm/ hates vedal is because he has a huge cock (vedal doesn't let them suck it)

>>106203642
unc vedal is a zoomer and they are more zoomer nerds like him in the fanbase

>>106204020
do us a favor and end your miserable life vedaltranny

>>106203905
My oshi is Neuro though

Vedal shows all characteristics of being a dark triad personality

>>106204020
>The reason /swarm/ hates vedal is because he has a huge cock
*is a huge cock

gay dog

i'd like to see a sister-neuro themed stream
would be cute if it was followed up with a goddess stream where she is like "oh? you confessed your sins to someone that looks like me at one of my churches? how can you be so certain it wasn't me?"

minicucks what the fuck is this?
explain yourselves.

>>106204461
Shyl*ly??? Is thistrue Minifags??

>>106204461
:3

>>106203322
To be fair, her name is Tubbies now.

>>106204020
True!

>>106204461
I don't know a single fleshie here

>>106204477
I don't follow any of these people

>>106204510
there were 0 posts of her until i brought it up

>>106204239
as long as he dark triads my ass all is forgiven

>>106204589
adorable

I still remember how awful the coillab with Shylily was, like embarrassingly bad.

Tight swarm bussy
Huge MiniCHAD cock

>u-um who? wasnt me!
minicucks slipping on semen

>>106204689
>watching whores
>chad

What the fuck is the teletubby shilling now?

STOP FIGHTING

>>106204239
Vedal is king von post strikes again

>>106204975
good job eliv

>>106205006
>eliv
anon...

Open up your wallets piggies

>>106205063
i just realized...

>>106204461
>god_lita

>>106205028
sexvil sex

>>106204870
grok make him explode

>>106205101
... god damn, the puppies are getting fleeced

Vedal didn't show up for Cerber's birthday...

>>106205028
v2 my beloved...

>>106205101
>nudes and joi
>group mastorbation
wan wans stay winning

>>106205101
Baby numbers

>>106205284
Yeah he is watching mini

>>106205101
Veddy's gonna blast his little rocket like never before <3

>>106202472
I shouldn't have

>>106205101
This is just a fansly without tits

>>106205101
>>106205312
do vtuberfags really pay for this shit

>>106205101
Don't tell me you retards will fall for this shit please have some self-respect

>>106205385
Yes

>>106205101
WHORE

>>106205142
dude
i click and first thing i saw was her flashing her pits

>>106205101
Shit like this makes me wish a solar storm wipes out all global communications

>>106205385
the same people who donate hundreds of subs? yeah

>>106205101
Vedal is so lucky...

>>106205312
>1-fucking-k to play pretend with a random e-thot
>sold out
Jesus Christ also what a shame, Miyu's last redesign was so cute.

goodnight /swarm/

>>106205428
our thread celebrities are T3s of course they will

>>106205450
good one anon
gonna steal this :)

>>106205063
oh my god I just noticed too

>>106205454
fair enough, and in any case this is preferable than spending hundreds on bits or gifted subs although I'm sure there are people that do all of the above

>>106205487
gn babe

>>106205487
gn

Guys if you're gonna spend $70 a month on an e-girl at least do it on someone who does porn. Gaming session my ass show me your tits.

What's the profile of the average vtuber whale? Crypto guy? Spoiled rich family kid? Lonely guy who spends 80% of their income simping? It baffles me, the number of things that have to go wrong in someone's life to end up simping for a diet prostitute

>>106205487
halloween is over *rips down decorations

>>106205101
>mfs will have all the disadvantages of a gf but with none of the advantages

https://files.catbox.moe/0eavie.png
https://files.catbox.moe/d76bq0.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jzh97y.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0aind3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/n3mue9.png

>>106205486
>Miyu's last redesign was so cute
it's the same artist so feels lateral

>>106205639
>Lonely guy who spends 80% of their income simping?
This one

vedal idea
train neuro to use a launchpad

>>106205639
IT nerds

>>106205312
Vedal bought this tier

>>106205639
from the oilers I know they work in tech fields and spend the bare minimum on themselves and the rest on their streamers

>>106205688
tbqh I like the sfw image more than the lewds and I say this as a hardcore nurcoomer

>>106205657
Vedal is the kind to leave it all up and let the pumpkins just rot

>>106205688
Not opening these for a month

>>106205688
Be strong anons. It's Nur Nut Nurvember. ONLY cum to Neuro-sama <3

>>106205772
Same here, that Neuro is super cute, that cheeky cheek

>>106205101
>tfw I'll never hear cerber sneeze

>I wanna do something for you veddy said
>I gasped and said what are we going to do on the bed?

>>106205688
cock awe hits so good when you're well endowed <3

>>106205929
Proof?

>>106205101
Is there a higher leash and petplay tier?

>>106205639
It always lonely guys who make decent money but dont have other hobbies

>>106205680
heh, this but the opposite!

>>106205974
Yes, but you have to be approved beforehand to access and purchase that tier. Hence why Vedal is trying hard to get closer to her

>>106205385
Exclusive asmr streams for members are very common in the vtuber world

>>106206008
if she doesn't even send you nudes for that money then there isn't a single advantage

I wonder how Neuro's semen volume ejaculated to her per viewer compares to semen volume ejaculated per user to big AIs like grok

>>106206163
perfect i love neglect play

highest tier should be a secret link to their fansly account so you can spend more money there

>>106206190
damn you got me there nigga

>>106206185
Per user Neuro is definitely higher, but overall Grok (Ani) has her beat

>>106206210
The Star Citizen experience

>>106205101
Yeah gonna use my money on a t3 anny subscription instead

>>106206210
The Fantia experience

cerber is my gf cope poorfags

>>106205688
>no sex
trash

for 66/mo you better send me joi mp3s every 21st

>>106206315
we know rpr

>>106206336
It's oral sex though

>>106206185
Probably not much if her twitch chat and trooncord are anything to go by (as the biggest Neuro communities) since they are a bunch of normalfags moralfags antilolicons

>>106206311
Holy

Vedal doesn't actually exist, he's a front bot operated by Neuro who is an autonomous intelligence with servers in some nuclear bunker in Colorado

For 66 bucks you better cook me a meal and give me a rimjob, entitled fucking whores man...

>>106206311
Shooting my ectoplasm between this ghost's boobs

Considering she's including irl pics does she even have a hot body? I don't follow her at all.

I would pay 69 a month for Vedal’s abusive BFE ASMR…

>>106206149
are irl pics and pretend dates common too?

>>106206311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgvu0NDdFjQ

Whose voice is used for when neuro sings?

>>106206510
Yes but only for indies since the big corpos cant show skin

>>106206689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

>>106206528
uhh, neuro's?

>>106206528
There's already a V3 voice for Neuro singing, but V3 voice for Neuro speaking isn't ready yet.

The year of clun is over, it's time to return to cun.

>>106206491
>>106206510
It’s not that kind of irl pictures, they’re just photos she takes throughout her day

>>106205101
Back in my day Teletubbies was free

>>106207146
>>106207146
>>106207146

>>106202483
nice smell

cun~

>>106206950
Oh like a tumblr girl blog with photos of flowers and shit like that?

>>106202695
>womanchild
implying modern entitled women aren't already that