Thread 106239657

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106227118

I LOVE MY GREMLIN GAMER CATGIRL. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! mao mao ! ! !

hart

Post that one iaysh pic

She's not the step-mom. She's the mom that stepped up.

>>106240407
She can step on me all she wants

Evil love!

>>106240407
NO LAYNA DON'T DO IT, THE MOTHERHOOD ROLE OF NEURO IS CURSED

wtf mini is almost a hag?

>>106240407
I love her model
>>106240541
These are all trash

>>106240407
Tomabros...

>>106240749
Toma always had more older cousin vibes, no stepmom energy at all.

vedal could creampie this

>>106240811
ew

>>106240649
vedal likes hags so it's okay

>>106240811
Cotton is a literal whore, gross.

>>106240811
he could, I'd reckon it wouldn't be too difficult. But just because you could do something, doesn't mean that you should

vedal would creampie this

>>106240946
yolo

>>106240949
Vedal is pure and wouldn't betray his chicken bakes.

Love Neuro so much heart

>>106240869
but enough about Cerber

Fildal kino
https://files.catbox.moe/21rn3n.jpg

>>106241163
She don't got all dat

>>106241163
impregnating foxgirls with a catgirl complex

>>106241163
Peak

>>106241163
why do people insist on giving ved a fuckboy haircut

>>106240987
>wouldn't betray his chicken bakes
that two timing mother fucker has been caught going to town on some sausage rolls

>>106241282
Vedal gets horny to well prepared dinner

>>106241282
Imagine the owner of Greggs crying in a corner while sobbing "He told me that we had something special".

>>106240865
More like he needs them to function correctly

>>106241377
he goes to mcdonalds

>>106241262
cuz hes the rizzler

the docky will be about vedal's eating habits..

>>106241430
He's still Vedal anon. He can't prepare the food and he has no one to make it for him so he makes due. However, if he had the chance to go to town to some well cooked food he would lose it

What's the deal with Layna wearing no bra and that specific skimpy dress in the last collab to present her protruding nipples in front of Vedal? Doesn't she realise she's way too old him? Or is she getting that desperate and believes she still has a chance to nab him despite being over 10 years older than Vedal?
Such behaviour doesn't paint a good picture of her to be honest...

>>106241163
Damm

>>106241572
It's not that deep anon

>>106241163
wtf, Its supposed to be green not white

>>106241572
>anon discovers that women like to look good

>>106241572
She likes to show off infront of her favorite little boy

>>106241572
Wasn't for him, it was for his audience

>>106241572
whore arms race, water is wet

>>106241572
>anon doesn't know that most women don't like bras

>>106241572
Apart from your self insert delusions.
I'm actually impressed her nipples were hard during most of the stream, that dress doesn't seem tight either, maybe it was cold?

>>106241572
It's a costume, anon. It was a Halloween cooking stream.

Bras are uncomfortable for women and honestly not that sexy unlike panties, just get rid of them

>>106241572
Real Layna enjoyers know she wears sexy in all cooking streams, not just collabs.

can we have a full ellie thread?

>>106241809
I like her but uh no

>>106241163
Don't get your hopes up. They are doing it for content. Even if they don't record any of that.

>>106241572
She always does that is like a little gift for the audience why cant you stop being a giant faggot and enjoy the show and if you dont like it dont look

Sucking on Ellie's itty bitty titties untill they grow larger.

>>106241809
Nothing is stopping you from baking an ellie general

>>106241915
/minibot/ died fast

>>106241809
The catalog is right there /vt/ is a dead board so you can make a little ellie thread if want

>>106241881
Hot...

>>106241713
Fall weather do be getting cold

>>106241945
Because like with most other neuroverse girls there are like 5 fags willing to post about them here tops, just go to r/vedalsverse and stop shitting up our general with your offtopic shit

Sex with Tomacat

>>106242033
>5 fags
That's most of the thread at this point

>>106241890
strippers don't do anything for free

>>106241572
Lanya is wearing the same thing as Ellie's vtuber design fit

>Fildal art gets posted
>Anny has a melty from it and starts dumping Annal art
lmao, she really should stop coming here for her own good

>>106242224
Oh no, delete this, anny will cry

>>106242225
>>106242273
Tilting at windmills

>>106242300
you do have to realize that it's not ironic or a shitpost, he genuinely believes every word he says

>>106241945
You could bake /minibot/ only when ellies is doing some interesting stream so you can livepost, she cant sustain a permanent general since she almost never streams

heart

Calling anny a pig is an insult to pigs, at least pigs are useful as food

>>106242345
She's going be streaming even less too because she taking a very boring business job to pay for UK grad move thing

>>106242427
>taking a very boring business job to pay for UK grad move thing
she should do what cerber did recently, heard it pays extremely well

>>106242427
No one fucking asked nigger, we only want you to do your own thing and stop being a beggar in Neuro's general, even fucking discord has a channel for you vermin

>>106242412
You don't think that Anny would taste very good?

>>106242473
ngl I'd pay quite a bit for Ellie JOI

>>106242555
No, to be quite frank I don't

putting peanut butter around the wrinkles of my bunghole, maybe a little inside, and then presenting to cerber

So is today Zen collab or turtle gayming?

>>106242602
Shouldn't you be preparing the stream, veddy?

>>106242473
She makes fun of people that do that for her and the idea of her ever doing that. Ellie has said before once she has chance to be a family women she probably gonna stop streaming. She not big into all that or selling herself for it

>>106242608
Turtle failing at newspaper puzzles while Evil calls him a faggot

>>106242608
Turtel, zen have other collab

>>106242634
If she wants to actually have a husband and children it's probably a pretty good idea not to whore herself out.

>>106242602
Please stay away from dogs.

>>106242490
Chill out nigga. Also, you are trying to hard on the black talk thing me feels. People like you would not be invited to party with jollof rise just saying

>>106242698
When has that ever stopped a woman?

>>106242698
Woman don't care for accountability, that won't stop Ellie

>>106242751
The actually smart ones don't succumb to it.

>>106242798
>passing up free money
>smart ones

>>106241879
oh come on? what other chuuba is not only so cute but it tells you to stop watching her for your own good so you don't get parasocial and suffer because of it

>>106242861
Is this a good thing?

>>106242828
woah free usless inflating fiat! surely a wonderful trade instead of a husband who respects me.

is there a stream today lads?

>>106241572
We should mass report her for nudity

>>106242828
everything has it's price, and she knows it well

>>106242937
Kys

>>106242828
>free money
>army of growing bitter spinsters constantly "where have all the good men gone" posting on twatter

>>106242785
Anon ellie has unironically enough of an ego and condescension nature to ever fall into that trap. Instead she fall for different traps like free candy in a truck

We need more layna x Vedal porn now than she single

>>106242903
I'm not sure that e-whores' husbands don't respect their women

>>106242903
theres plenty of icuckz in the world who are more than willingly to marry someone like that

>>106242861
I honestly can't think of many vtubers that haven't had to say that at some point

Vedmommy and femboy sama

>>106243235
now do paizuri

>>106243090
The problem is then she'll have to marry a zero respect cuck, women hate that.

>>106241572
Her being 10 yrs older than himand me is really hot though.

>witness evil (maybe short stream today)
Are you kidding me?

>>106242997
if you've ever had a bf then you're not "single". you're leftovers

>>106243456
don't talk about vedal like that

>>106242828
>money in a post-scarcity world
tsk tsk tsk

>>106243456
does that make you spoiled goods?

>>106243456
don't talk about every women in neuroverse like that

>>106242997
Sadly everyone wants shotaved
https://files.catbox.moe/6tlirc.jpg

>>106243456
true

>>106243456
don't talk about neuro about like

>>106243544
That not vedal

>>106243456
Bro, then every woman is leftovers then lol.

>>106243420
So he will make zero progress in the game

>>106243552
Oops had a stroke

>>106243456
You're so retarded

>>106243456
saying this in plain 2025 is insane

>>106243558
It's Himboved

>10 years ago every member of the vedalverse was still the same drinking age adult, while vedal himself was a child
all his ships are pedocoded groomercore

>>106243622
Liking a man 10 years younger than you doesn't make you a pedo

>>106243558
the tattoo clearly indicates that its Vedal

>>106243562
Yeah

>>106243665
Context, man, write this with context

>>106243665
Liking a woman 10 years younger than you doesn't make you a pedo

LIVE

LIVE

LIVE TIME

>>106240839
who is this soul nigga. all of the good animated content i see on YouTube is commissioned by him. cant vedal get in contact with him for some artist recommendation for some song covers for his youtube channel.

Stream duration prediction?

>>106243719
i am 22

Manifesting a mini raid

>>106243769
no, he's a twinshipnigger and an evilbeggar

>>106243787
>short stream today
the same way anny called her short streams... she invented short streams

>>106243719
It makes you a creep

>>106243846
seethe

>>106243841
Oh my god get over it

one day he'll have someone fix her fucking knee

>>106243782
2h15min

i want to put a thick man load in evil's tiny cunny

giving shitvil one last chance today

Daaaaah

he did just wake up now again

Not mimecraft? Not watching

Her voice is so better than neuro's

>>106244001
oh yeah?

>4K
it's so over

That exchange was pretty real, forgot she was an ai for a second.

Put a Neuro on

So true evil

HEART

>short stream
Mini is so needy…

that was random

I wonder if Vedal has seen any of the Evildal lewds out there

Yup, doing the saaame ooold thing

this stream determines the vibes for the remaining year

i think i'm beginning to hate this green nigger

>>106244085
kys whorecuck

I wish vedal explained things just for me...

>>106244110
Why lol?

>>106244048
Might want to go to a doctor

>>106244146
he will explain how much of his cum is inside you

>>106243846
the world is creepy. it revolves around profiting off of and brainwashing kids now that most families no longer have family businesses. they have no employees to vet over the course of decades and one day marry their daughters to, nor honest work for their sons to learn how to be men by doing. doing anything without a good reason tends to end badly, why would having kids for no express purpose other than for them to one day "be happy" be any different
goddamn collab cancellers knocking me out of ketosis

>Vedal supports segregation
Oh no he's a chud....

>>106244182
oh yeah
wasnt there supposed to be a collab

>>106244206
something something bao's fault something

>>106244001
Evil's voice unironically falls into the uncanny valley territory for me. It doesn't sound like a human, but rather like something that tries to deceive me into believing it's one.

>>106244151
he is so niggerish lately idk

why is she swaying like a retarded child

>>106244110
NTA, but I do think Vedal being perpetually a grumpy downer reads different when people aren't so much loving his content or sincerely believing that he's cooking up some delicious meals in the background.

The difference between being seen as a grumpy genius who delivers amazing content and just some douchebag who doesn't want to work, I guess. Not to say that I think Vedal has changed that much, just that people's impression of you and tolerance for your quirky behavior can and does shift depending on circumstances.

kek nobody is watching shitvil

Vedal has trouble satisfying things....

>>106244236
Maybe because she's trying to deceive you into believing she's human

>>106244262
because she is

would this work

>>106244278
nobody is watching vedalslop*

>>106244096
obviously

>Vedal stream
>below 6k
bro fell off

>>106244262
When she was swaying back and forth rapidly and saying no to the turtle man was actually pretty funny.

>>106244352
ai sexo

>>106244363
definitely lost a lost of viewers this year
next year will be the year of neuro though

the guy who suggested this game should be shot

>>106243622
>10 years ago every member of the vedalverse was still the same drinking age adult
Other than Layna, not true

>>106244455
drinking ages aren't 21 across the world

>>106244441
Agreed. There needs to be consequences for horrifically bad game suggestions that bring down the viewing experience for the entire fanbase across multiple streams. One bad suggestion=1 bullet, no exceptions.

>>106244199
Segregation is a woke idea these days

i want vedal to cum inside me so bad

>>106244558
we know mini

>>106244558
Vedal you can hardly solve the puzzles as is focus

>>106244490
They are where the people live. Even for Anny she's in a country where it's 20, and she's the third oldest we know the age of if you count Crelly

>>106244270
This, even back then the streams especially with Vedal always had a bit of this mean spirited energy to how the dynamic or the streams played out. The thing was we were getting a more and had least a idea of what was the direction on what to look forward but now without that it comes off differently kinda messing with the stream itself

She's vibrating :D

>>106244626
But she was born and lived in ukraine where it's 18

>>106244692
Even then that's only two, you get that right?

Why do we hate Anny again? I don't get it.

>106244893
is Vedal THAT boring?

>>106244893
Shut it streams on

>>106244967
Yeah, I'm watching. It's like watching flies fuck

>>106244893
1. Model delays
2. Russian's fuming
3. Hate fat women
4. Hate women in general
5. Because she reads 4chan and people want her to suffer because her life is easier than theirs but she's still sad

She's bullying him so hard he's going to have a gamer moment.

>>106245010
Flies fucking where!?

What are you even supposed to do in this game?

>>106245013
Vedal unleashes mynigga

>>106244893
For actually thinking she had a chance with him

>>106245052
This, but many times
>>106245028

>>106245052
Mooooods he just posted a vedal doxxx

>>106245028
Looks good

>>106245052
For real, this is the most boring game I've ever seen in my life. It's not even bad enough to be so bad it's good, it's just the flawless personification of boredom in video game form. How the fuck is this even a game anyone has heard of.

>>106244441
Hey vedal

Boring game? Don’t care. Veddy is on. I watch.

>sub 8k views
holy grim

so this is the brains behind the revolutionary Neuro-sama? he's strong...

>7k
>terrible game
>tutel is retarded
>Evil might as well not be there
I've been saying it all year: it's fucking OVER.

he solved it. doubters in shambles

1h

>>106245297
>>106245490
Seems like Vedalbeggars could only endure 3 streams

>>106245490
Vedal stupid while Evil makes fun of him at solving the game would be fun if this game wasn't so boring for a stream

you are not real

>>106245490
It's fine, not gonna save the fad, but fun enough. But if j0ker supercuts the vid he needs to die

I hope whoever suggested this game is dead im gonna be honest

>>106245577
If he turns this into any longer than a 1 hour video I'm jumping that nigga

>>106245577
Joker or the editor needs to watch some summoningsalt and edit the clips with the same epic music over vedal ass gameplay

hes so unfathomable retarded

>>106245765
lewdvil lewd

>>106245794
>unfathomable retarded

>>106241572
yeah it was actually pretty gross and offputting

>>106245829
kek.

>>106245829
kek

>>106245829
Kek

>>106245829
kekw

>>106245829
Kek

>>106245765
>She can't fill it out
Leeeewd.

Fuck I just nearly choked on a crisp

>>106246045
Neuro-tan, let's have some fun~

>bbw
Ah, yes. Vedal's kinda woman.

>>106246045
poor nur...

Dont forget that anny groomed vedal and then fucked up and let somone else reap her resard

>>106246045
Poor neglected Nur....

How does he constantly keep mistaking his own retardation for the AI being wrong? He does this in Geoguessr too. Maybe this whole thing is a giant copefest so he can tell himself he's not a retard, his AI just always feeds him the wrong answer.

you have to segregate the black dots from the white ones

Separate the blacks from the whites

Evilsocute more like Evilsobased

>>106246183
he only listens to claude

need something to correct the mistake that is evil

Vedal needs correction !!!!!!!!!

i'm back from vacation. how is the fad?

Whore mention!

The looker is good

I've been watching this for like half and hour and I still don't understand the puzzles. Am I a retard? Is it over?

>>106246715
rapevil rape

>>106246943
this

>>106246861
no anon the game is just some pretentious artfag's bullshit game

Who proposed he play this game so I can kill them by slow slicing?

>>106247094
oneguy

I hate this game and I'm not watching this shit anymore

>>106247193
Fuck off then dick head

im just listening to the tutel playlist as always

>A strong singular vertical line
Oh my.

>>106247517
someone edit the kick to fuck pls

>>106247636
buy an ad

>>106247427
Amount of brain damage it takes to even think this way is astonishing

CORRECTION

I watch vedal's witness streams to feel better about myself.

This thread is dead while the stream chat is alive and doing crack cocaine, is this the good ending?

>>106248269
Right now is more fun to spam chat

This stream is more chill than chillslop and i enjoy it

>short stream
>longer than his average streams

>so busy today
Literally WHAT the fuck does he do, like 3rd fucking time he uses this excuse in the last 2 months

oh another rob collab?
but twins sounds ambitious

>third stream with Rob
WOOOOOOOOO

this might have been the worst stream with vedal this year

>>106248696
Saba is about to start streaming

>Rob has some cool ideas

Yeah bro, we know, everyone's creating content for your stream except you

>>106248696
Making lava lamps

Man I hope we get that irl Rob stream with both twins.

Nur dev next

Decent background stream, plus Evil had some cute moments.

>>106248778
Do you trust vedal in making content? His best idea is ending a stream in 5 seconds.

>poll says 50% mini
>Still dosn't do it
GRIGGAAAAAA

Based shitvil shitting on the whore

>if you want to raid a small streamer you should raid mini
>Eh, she counts
Kekw

drunk vr minecraft

Rate the stream?

The end of Mininiggers
o7

>3 random dudes
Yikes

>>106248978
evilsocute/10

>>106248967
whoever this is has good taste in neuro quotes

>>106248978
Chill/10
No content

>>106248978
Evil out of Neuro, could've been better but I didn't watched the stream

>>106248978
forgettable/10

>>106249004
I think she is a big streamer, hope for collab one day

>>106248978
Fun stream plus there was some progress

Let it die

Lily's new model is a lot better

>>106248978
not great

>>106248978
On the same scale as chillslop but if you love veddy you will cream your pants

>>106248978
Another stream proving Vedal is a bottom of the barrel streamer

>>106248978
didn't raid mini/10

rratsisters... why is he so dismissive of mini?

>Cerber
Many mention today, Vedal was the happiest when she showed up
>Mini
Only brought up by Evil, ignored by Vedal even though she's doing a begathon
Mini won!?!!!?

>>106249288
nigga you're drunk

>>106249314
Whore fatigue

>>106249366
keep up the good work, soldier

>>106249366
kek

>>106249314
her moving to uk is gonna fuck his whole game up

>>106249418
>>106249433
if you want to larp you're fighting in the trenches enlist for the real ones, lil zigga

>>106249431
>>106249366
>>106249467
ts so lazy I am convinced grigga is doing it

>>106248990
You were watching a stream of a man and his AI

Captcha : SAARg

Minidal shippers in shambles after he refuses to raid Mini

>>106249472
? Are you on drugs?

>>106249562
you even respond like the most generic ruzzian drone on twitter

>>106249522
Seems kinda rude to not raid at the end of her subathon.

>>106249498
No, I'm watching a stream of an AI and her father

>>106249623
cute twins

>>106249612
Mini wants to end her subathon soon so she can continue calling vedal offstream

>>106249314
Mini hates being clipped and shipped on youtube, so I don't think it's too far-fetched to say that she's probably asked Vedal to not bring her up much on stream
this isn't some cope that she won either, she genuinely might have asked that as a friend

https://xcancel.com/233eris/status/1985041734771106145 why are yuritroons like this

>>106249366
I got you one better

Are you all blind?
This is confirmation of the minidal ship
Vedal is tired his wife is stuck on a subathon where he can't spend time with her
He doesn't want to talk about mini on stream, that will draw attention to her
Of course, he also doesn't want to raid her, as that would increase her timer (which will decrease the time he can spend with her)

>>106249612
he dont want to raise her timer so she could end her subathon early

>>106249733
sorry minifag but camila is already doing that and more as we speak

>>106249788
now this one is devious

>>106241163
Truly crashing out together

>>106249788
lmao

>>106249823
kys pchan

>>106249288
https://files.catbox.moe/j958j9.jpg

>>106249947
bustyvil sexo

>>106249913
I just want another drinking stream man

>>106249947
paizuri

>>106250023
you don't deserve it

Evil holding a neuro bread

>>106249965
>Fine, I guess I'll sandwich your stinky dick with my boobs.

>>106249947
You won anon this is the best edit

>>106249731
>>106249731
>>106249731

>>106250023
It was fine a one thing a second drinking strea would be more of the same

>>106250023
Too bad buddy. To be honest there is high possibilty it will still happen anyway because she wants to do it as well with the same group. Even though I'm fine with it not happening it doesn't deserve to happen

>>106249947
ooooooooooo

>>106250681
i think their boob sizes got mixed up

cun~

kys