Thread 106288888

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106281744

Post your ‘Best of /swarm/‘ posts

dogshit general

>>106288916
>best of /swarm/
>rrat list on which every rrat has been proven wrong
kek

Neuro love

>>106289006
>every rrat has been proven wrong
are you retarded?

>>106289043
the fact that you can't even begin argue has already proved everything

>>106289006
One of those rrats is definitely correct and another is half correct

>>106288916
>best of /swarm/
>look inside
>it's just wxmen-tier gossip

>>106289080
how was the bella rrat wrong?

>eu minyans are eating good coming january/february
i am sick

I think Vedal SUCKS

>>106289131
huh?

I LOVE MY GREMLIN GAMER CATGIRL. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! mao mao ! ! !

>>106289095
>>106289114
>rigger fallout
dropping of the rigger wasn't because of the shondo drawing.
if you need even this spoonfed i don't know if i care to even engage further

>>106289160
those are minis exact words.

>>106289223
>wasn't because of the shondo drawing
she didn't know what caused bella to ghost her

>>106289239
Oh, I don't care.

>>106289131
all 10 of them

>>106289223
If you actually fell for Anny’s lie that Bella stopped being the rigger because of her delayed Neuro art, you are a retard.

>>106289247
now you're just inventing headcanon

>>106289286
her t3 logs literally got leaked here as it happened she just wanted to take the blame to fix her friendship and distance herself from swarm

Someone bake /hart/, all this whoreposting makes me feel sick

>>106289274
not even what i was saying, but sure, you concede, the rrat it was because of the drawing was still proven wrong
>>106289467
>she just wanted to take the blame
still continuing the headcanon because i know no leaks ever say anything close to that
>distance herself from swarm
now that is even bigger bullshit because it happened way earlier

>>106289032
Cute family

>>106289223
>>106289247
>>106289274
>>106289467
>>106289628

>>106289690
>I'M NOT SEETHING! I'M NOT SEETHING! LOOK AT ALL THESE IMAGES I'VE MADE DEPICTING ME AS CONTENT AND YOU AS THE CRYING WOJAK TO PROVE HOW MUCH I'M NOT SEETHING!
erm

>>106289628
>>85905077
there you go read it slowly

>>106289690
>>106289755
took the words right out of my mouth

What is Neuro's stance on the Holocaust?

>>106289755
>>106289801
lmao, holy whorecuck melty

>>106289799
>links to show exactly it doesn't say anything confirming your headcanon
thanks for proving my point

>>106289826
if she speaks vedal is in big trouble, so she doesn't speak

>>106289826
Filtered

>>106289826
total greenlight

>>106289799
that leak caused a bunch of pissed lolicons to attack bella, by the way

>>106289968
I miss pre-twitter era lolikons so much bros :(

>>106289968
yeah which is why anny shifted the blame to herself

>>106289968
shondo fans are such cancer

>>106290012
same

>>106290012
I've hated them in every timeline.

>>106288916
I remember the melty this caused was very funny

>>106290453
it was disgust anon
not anger

>>106290453
>groomerlogic

i loved the shazamposting

>>106290541
KEKAROOOO

>>106290453
She's right, you know.

>>106290694
Yeah, but let's not have that discussion again

when is the comeback

>Looking through old images
>Just now realized and got the joke behind the pb&j shipname over Pbdal
feels like my brain wrinkled a bit from that

>>83489005
Oh i found a ship comparision graph
>Mini is good for Neuro
lmao
loads of these takes have crumbled

>>106290760
never.
either it's already over and there's no coming back from this or you're saying it was never over so there's nothing to come back from

>>106290844
move filian up and to the right

>>106290453
I hope neuro would say more trans and homophobic things so i could see this nigger seethe more

>>106290844
What a fucking dogshit graph. I don't think there's a single take here that holds up. Hell this doesn't even seem that accurate for it's time

>>106290940
>this doesn't even seem that accurate for it's time
it's an rgb agendapost, what did you expect

>>106290844
Ellie and Filian are the only ones that ended up correct

>>106290985
>put into good for content
>zero new content from them on twitch.tv/vedal987
>correct
kek, bro really tried

>>106291039
It's not Ellie's fault that Vedal is a lazy retard with no initiative

>>106291116
>put into good for vedal
>can't even handle base vedal laziness
what is even correct about this graph

>>106289032
I want to go back to this, brothers.

How Vedal felt scorning every girl

>>106291116
what if she spread legs for him what then

>>106291475
bro ellie already did do that and this is what we ended up with

>>106289032
>>106291416
too late

>>106291527
nyo...

>>106289131
>>106289239
Ellie won?

>>106290844
Anny should be moved far to the right
Cerber and Mini should be switch over to the left side
Filian is good
Ellie should be moved to the right, and drop down towards x-axis
Pb is ? in terms of neuro content but is good for Vedal

Why do I feel like this, bros?

>>106291854
occasional nihilism/emptiness everyone feels now and again, you'll get over it soon after you realize how meaningless life is but also how much time you have to give meaning or at least to enjoy life for what it is

I feel like that's how Vedal feels about the whole thing too, there's no "light" in him anymore.

>>106292127
he just needs adderall

>>106292127
he only has himself to blame

Can someone edit the cat to be Neuro?

>>106292709
Say please

>>106292709
wtf is this real?

>>106292743
No

>>106292743
PLEASE

>>106292776 (me)
Fuck I meant to reply to >>106292749

Official channel is doing so poorly, same with all the clipniggers. The hype is dead

>>106293174
two more weeks

Mini just confirmed she is probably moving to the UK for 6 (sex) months.
Pack it up, boys, Mindal won.

high estrogen posters incoming

>>106293247
>she is probably moving to the UK
NOOOOOOO
>for 6 months
oh ok

>does no upgrades
>does no new game integrations
>triples the amount of chillslop (by making it twice a week + themeslop)
>kills neuro
what did vedal mean by this?
are we winning yet?
was this neuro's "golden age"?

>>106293247
>picrel
didn't that guy end up losing?

>>106293357
>does no new game integrations
Is plague inc already too old for you homie

>>106293357
the anny situation killed his motivation, all he wants to do is drink and sleep now

>>106293357
he's moved on beyond AIs. now he's only interested in flesh.

>>106293357
i dont think inscryption integration was there during the subathon

>>106293357
he said it was neuro's golden age in march of 2024.
the golden age has long passed

>>106293174
Some clippers are still uploading recent content from Anny, they are desperate it seems.

>>106293385
like a little bitch, yes

>>106293357
Grigga should have just lied and accepted anny’s feelings

>>106293427
yeah, mine (I am the bird inside his chicken bake)

>>106293385
That guy represents Filian.
It's ironic, you see.

>>106290844
she was forgotten, but at one point toma was the most likely to win the vedalbowl. when she said she didnt mind the shipping art and said vedal was a great friend, even calling him cute on xitter. she did the irl collabs neuro had requested for a long time, called herself the mom who stepped up, joined the vc when neuro/evil called
cant believe i thought she was the final girl, all of my stocks have no value anymore

>>106292783
what happened to this cat's ears

>>106293467
If we're being real he should have seen the obvious red flags from the beginning and just comissioned a model, ideally from a jap that has no intentions of being involved with the project aside from drawing the avatar

>>106293474
that's hot

3 days

>>106293247
so next year is pretty much guaranteed to have 0 work put into neuro for 6 months bro should just graduate already

>>106293506
Toma the whore should stay far away from the Neuro project and her ship crashing was the best news of 2025

>>106293357
Evil will be coding Neuro and herself this time next year while Vedal only shows up on other people's channels for collabing.

>>106293538
>and just comissioned a model, ideally from a jap that has no intentions of being involved with the project aside from drawing the avatar
What if the Jap decided to watch a few Neuro streams just to see what kind of energy the model should evoke, but got into it and wanted to be part of the project more than just making the model now?

>>106293590
neuro's new body (Memories implanted en utero using brain chip) hitting third trimester will be a lot of work i'm sure

Neuro playing with your precum and tasting it

>>106293657
why not twins?

>>106293505
uh huh

>2 months of nothing but flops
when are they crucifying j0ker?

>>106293538
fiverr model of a college girl it is

>>106293691
Haven't been keeping up with the joneses on implanted pregnancies, can we do that?

>>106293734
Community clipniggers are dug in, can't really muscle in on their space when mfs drop the stream edit within the day and the official channel does it after a few weeks. The content ain't bad but i've seen it live and in highlights beforehand

>>106293784
I thought IVF often creates twins because they implant multiple pregnancies knowing that most of them won't make it.

>>106293734
It's not j0ker's fault, people just got more accustomed to AI in their daily lives and realized that neuro isn't special or entertaining

>>106293734
j0ker didn't edit those videos

>>106293915
>more accustomed to AI in their daily lives
You either die a betamax, or live long enough to become a facebook.

>>106293247
Ellie x Mini status?

>>106293734
vedal forced him to make highlights now?

>>106294076
Canon

>>106293734
funniest part to me is how fucking bad both mini and cerber videos do on the channel

>>106293734
>cerber collab doing the worst
it is so over

What Vedal needs to do is do more sponsored streams instead of wasting all year trying to sell merch. Unironically those streams have been the best ones this year anyway.

>>106294076
Both friends, both have talked about being married a wife doing stuff for a man, both want to have kids (mini wants 7), and both going to the UK. That's all you get

>>106293247
Expect zero progress from vedal as he spends all his time creampieing the catgirl.

>>106294293
thanks for the cute nur

>>106294293
cute

>>106294293
Look at her go

>>106294293
cute nyaro

>>106294293
could've used the california girls bluescreen

>>106293506
don't forget all those great toma vedal interactions

dick status?

>Vedal's allies drops off one by one
Is there something sinister going on? Is this why we are feeling doom more than ever before?

>>106293323
Yeah I thought people knew the original plan is that mini would be there half the year with Ellie then she would go back home because mini still has home stuff to deal with. Guess nothing has changed with the plan after all

>>106294485
>we

Unironically it was the anny seething moralfags that kept /swarm/ alive

>.> man

>>106293734
If there was purely unique YouTube and have a similar rule put on like Dougdoug does for his fans they wouldn't be dealing with this

>>106294595
the anny seethers were overwhelming the pedos though

>>106294485
i can kind of careless about that. my doom stems from Vedal not pumping out more innovative upgrades to Neuro
having her be reliant on others, while much more simpler, creates an expectation on having it be Neuro and someone else rather than focusing purely on Neuro

>>106294502
I do remember that being the original plan, but also Ellie's plan changed like 7 times throughout so this is still news

>>106294737
This is bad thing actually Neuro needs to be seen as a threat even if it's for the wrong reasons

>>106294502
https://files.catbox.moe/3rrwc7.mp4
1:45
says she will be moving where she lives next year

I've forgotten about this collab, Neuro listing all of her sounds was cute
https://youtu.be/fUuIXvFjLtk

>>106294485
The doccy is growing in size

>>106294293
cute!

>>106294737
>she uses ger large audience to help smaller streamers
more like leeches try to leech to stay relevant and capture zoomies like this in the process

>>106294890
Sinder-1000-page-google-docky type post

>>106294862
i really miss neurosoda...

>>106294853
How did you fuck it up this badly? Just post a link

Last try, pick your favorite

>>106294970
Bro is in college I'm pretty sure and don't know if he is ever coming back. Wasn't my favorite clipper found him a bit anny sometimes but least he could do the job well

>>106294970
he's dead dead. he lurked at least in some chats in september but zero appearances anywhere in october.
it's over

>>106294970
Yeah me too, Vedal shouldn't have rejected her

>>106295088
kek

Rindo Yuuki collab when?

whomegalul

>>106294862
so did mega actually get scared of the swarm or why did we not get any other collab with her or even vedal spontaneous collabs? this was post anny incident so I think the last one has an answer already

>>106295293
No ideas. She's been ill as well, lost her voice. She was supposed to be in Zen and Camila's MC Collab with Neuro/Evil though

>>106295293
mega was supposed to be in the minecraft collab group.

the anny incident did not affect anything.

anny shares practically zero friends with vedal other than camila, who definitely values vedal more, and robcdee, who is more of a distant business friend.

>>106295442
>the anny incident did not affect anything
I meant in the sense of vedal collabing with the whores, I’m thinking he might not want to do that as often now as to not get another anny incident, this year his appearance on other channels has been greatly decreased

Any news on the Filian Minecraft collab?

>>106295707
Likey to be canned
Vedal has been having technical difficulties

>>106295561
I doubt that is exactly what's going on here. I believe it's more he isn't willing to approach others to be a part stuff he isn't confident in and since that's most things they don't get to collab. Aka he's lazy and indecisive on doing this nothing new

>>106295561
>this year his appearance on other channels has been greatly decreased
his appearances on his *own* channel have greatly decreased

>>106295767
this has been happening more than often lately
i wonder if his workflow has just been fucked or what he has been doing that has been causing so many random issues to occur

pic not rel

>>106295767
wait which one? I thought it was greenlight until the bao twitter thing, thus canceling this Sunday
I know there has been another talk of hardcore mc stream when it ends when they beat it
besides the usual "uhhh its complicated and I am not sure" was there any new info?

>>106295822
Thats not true
Using a median distribution instead of mean one shows that to be the case.

Guys what if the subathon turns out to be complete dogshit?

>>106295915
>what he has been doing
nothing

>>106295974
I don't know bro. Not gonna think about it. I rather not overload myself on doom

>>106295917
>I thought it was greenlight until the bao twitter thing
that was just a dumb rrat, it was basically delayed because communication issues

>>106295917
Fillan says she still plans to do it. Probably gonna take a bit cause she needs to reschedule it so it all works for all them again

>>106296045
You are right, I just hope he can pull it off

>>106296102
I hope so too. What do you think is going to happen during the subathon?

>>106295561
anny fell in love with vedal because:
>1. he reached out to her when she was super suicidal
>2. they spent a lot of time together off-stream watching shows
>3. they were always in vc together while working on neuro
>4. they looked up porn of themselves together
>5. they played games off-stream together
>6. vedal had a great sense of humor with her in DMs

None of the current whores even come close to what anny and vedal had together.

>>106295974
Divine intervention will make it succeed so that the green retard can keep being lazy. It’ll be something stupid like Elon musk tweeting about Neuro in some capacity.

>>106296126
He was talking about "hiring a team" so I can only assume a bunch of technical stuff for Neuro game integration and other new features to make solo Neuro more entertaining and independent

>>106296150
what was the purpose of greentexting the ordered list

>>106296329
maybe hes quoting someone

>>106296150
1 through 6 is called being a good friend
ok maybe except #4

>>106295767
Is "Technical Difficulties" Mini's nee nickname or something? IDGI

>>106296150
No, Anny falls in love easily given how in a 2 year period she has fallen 4 maybe 5 different guys.

>>106296274
That would be nice to see Neuro play different types of games during the subathon. Do you think she would be able to finish them (assuming they are short like plague inc.)? Or how many games do you think she would be able to play?

>>106296418
True but it doesn’t help that Vedal doesn’t set boundaries on how much BFE he gives to people.

>>106296418
nigga just inventing people every time he posts. gonna be a hundred boyfriends per millisecond by december

>>106296549
>a hundred men, maybe more

>>106296546
>BFE
hes just vibing and existing as a turtle, being himself
You have not seen actual BFE baiting, that shit is mega cringe if you aren’t the target audience

>Mini keeps talking about the bartender
Vedalbros...

>>106296462
If I had to guess he'll focus on improving the Minecraft AI and anything else that lets Neuro be creative in one way or another

>>106296549
They aren't called minutemen for nothing.

>>106295974
>no family streams
>no new outfits
>no hype train records
>no vtuber award
>multiple past collab partners cancelled
>last year's game jam games with neuro integration forgotten
we are truly in the golden age of neuro sama

>>106296549
>iPN
>Vedal
>7TV mod
>unknown 2nd rebound(broken up woth already)
>possibly a 5th person she hasn’t hooked up with

>>106296783
you cannot be this retarded

>>106296783
>iPN
>7TV mod
those were shitposts…

Do you think Anny and Toma ever send Vedal videos of them fucking ojisans to mess with him? <3

>>some number

>thing
>another thing
>thing not too dissimilar to thing before
>irrelevant thing but fits in context

is this over ...bros?

>>106296920
Hi t3

>>106296766
>no vtuber awards
it would be funny if Abandoned Archive sponsors the whole thing this year

>>106296920
he can and has been for months now, not to mention his favorite boogieman whenever he gets called out

>>106296979
i'm maru though

>>106296274
he talked about hiring a team few months ago, but then nothing. I expect this year subathon will be just like last one, he already did layna collab after whole year of ghosting her, there is camila collab this week, he agreed to it and they didnt even knew what they are doing on that stream, he will probably join mini drinking with friends stream and do something with cerber. Vedal is making sure there will be babysitters available during subathon because he knows he will run out of content after 2 days

>>106296980
impossible, the game is going to flop

>>106296969
No, but Pb almost certainly did send them videos of her ERPing with Vedal during the IAYSH days

>>106297128
>he already did layna collab after whole year of ghosting her,
did he actually ghost her for a year wtf?

>>106297128
he's planning surprises for subathon, the question is whether it will be worth it

>>106297277
He's indecisive, please understand.

>>106297277
no, but he kept dragging his feet because he didn't want yet another cooking stream

>>106297297
and the answer is no, followed by another 6 month break

>>106297356
>He's indecisive
is that what happened with anny too

>>106297277
nta, but from the tadbits shared throughout the year, the cooking stream was supposed to be literally months ago
vedal seemed to want a content-filled cooking stream and layna had asked for advice even from her chat on what would be good
it's probably why layna kept asking if this is what chat wants, what chat wants, if they would be fine with more chill cooking streams, other streams, etc. during the collab

>>106297439
no he just didn’t want ipn’s used goods

>>106297441
>content-filled cooking stream
I wonder what this even means to him. It's a cooking stream, Layna cooks, Neuro and/or Evil yaps. He seems to get ambitious over random things that don't need it.

>>106296967
>iPN
nta but although likely not ipn himself, it's easier to write ipn than "man who fucked her life up in early 2024"

>>106296679
after all this time, she still can't forget him

>>106297739
if that's so difficult then just find who it actually is at this point

>>106297439
yes
>>106297297
>he's planning surprises for subathon
sure he is
>the question is whether it will be worth it
yeah man it's going to be almost as good as the bouncy castle png

>Vedal accepts confession
>Still takes his 6 months break because hes a lazy nigger
>Anny eventually flies over to the UK for an offcollab at his residence
>Gets the ick after meeting him for the first time offline
>Anny moves onto the next guy
There, thats what would’ve realistically happened. Channel still slowly dying but now Vedal is a cuck

>mini moving to the UK for 6 months after neuro's subathon which coincides with vedal's 6 months break
This sneaky bitch

hyped for the upcoming Neurostream

>>106297976
it's unlikely a public figure

Oh so ellie 100% knows whats in the vedal doccy

>>106297979
she didn't get the ick after his yee yee ass haircut got doxxed so that's how you she stood on business

https://youtu.be/Ddpx0JLOH6o after mini wins, she drives with vedal on the horizon to their impending doom (the channel dying)

>>106297979
>this
>ick

Sticking a finger up Neuro's butthole and smelling it

Mini x Ellie Love!

>>106298125
boring, try harder

>>106298031
sounds like skill issue

>>106298105
kys aquwa

>>106298105
My cock is probably thicker than his arm, I want to breed this twink so bad

>>106298297
safe to assume there is a fair bit of grooming going on too

>>106298297
Did Ellie say that happens?

>>106298357
Who is grooming who
I’d assume its more of Vedal asking for favors and promises, but never reciprocating them.

>>106298313
Hii filly

>>106298439
the mods who are talking about eggs and shit

Punching Vedal in the back while raping him

>>106298453
>tomboy x femboy
kino ending, maybe only topped by the Pb true ending or the secret ending

>>106298129
This is accurate to how actually annoying fanbases be shipping because they go for the two straight options who both talk about wanting to be wife and have muplite kids. With Ellie's case she wants to be a full on tradition wife with decent amount of kids and Mini wants seven of those little niggas. Serious seven kids that's crazy but I honestly respect it

>>106298105
I'd enjoy clipfarming off this shit if i was one of the whores not gonna lie

The only good outcome of a vedal doccy would be his entire team of unironic pedo tranny groomers getting canceled

>>106298555
>the secret ending

>>106298105
Yooooo, I forgot his shoulders were that wide.

>>106298366
What does this got do with Ellie? What makes you think she would know or care

>>106296783
iPN basically a pussy juice rag at this point
Vedal should look up to him

>>106298682
>>106298064

Fuckslut cocksleeve faggot

>>106298725
hot...

>>106298725
Peak.

>>106298591
This

>>106298769
this was after the confession btw

>>106298591
And what's the realistic outcome?

>>106298769
Cute family that will never be

>>106298899
>Vedal was stringing her along
evil man

>>106298725
giwtwm

>>106298899
>23 dec
mmm, i think not, probably maybe likely before

>>106298899
>gets woman excited about being impregnated after denying her
What a scumbag

>>106298769
>I don't wanna be your bf
>you're gonna make Neuro a real body now (I'm going to impregnate you)
Imagine what Anny's womb went through

>>106298964
immediate vedalverse collapses, and its mostly just Neuro, Evil and Vedal left. Some others who don’t care too much for drama will stick around like Filian

>>106299015
Which one...

>>106298578
they're going to live alone in the same house for six months...anything can happen

>>106299192
>Anon has never had a roommate before

>RGB ending is canon
FUCK THIS SHIT I CAN'T ANYMORE

>>106299252
terrorism?

>>106298591
When you put like that it sounds a lot more of a tempting offer

minifags only know how to falseflag

>>106299192
Yuribros won?

The canon ending is Vedal getting shanked by a "British national" while doing his groceries

>>106299192
Yeah they will have daily threesomes with vedal

>>106296150

>anny fell in love with vedal THEREFORE:
>1. she suicide-baited him into checking up on her all the time
>2. he had to spend a lot of time with her off-stream watching shows
>3. they were always in vc together while she was delaying her work on neuro
>4. they looked up porn of themselves together
>5. they played games off-stream together
>6. vedal tried to cheer her up in her DMs

vedal is a good man and i'm glad he was prepared to do all that to protect anny but i wish she had found another way to support herself emotionally rather than doubling down on her daddy issues

>>106299343
There are no yuribros, only yurisisters and yurieggs

>>106299192
Mini is going to kill Ellie?!

>>106299365
poor bloke, imagine how his life will get ruined if you deported him or jailed him for murder

>>106296418
Women like anny dont “fall in love easily”. In reality its called being convenient. Women that are mentally ill like this latch on to men around them to have a sentient dildo that says nice things to them. Its not really love its just a replacement for meds and a coping mechanism. Do not get into serious relationships with women like this guys, only pain awaits and vedal knew it

>>106299460
an actual trvthnvke for once

Mini wins again!

mini penis

>>106299252
no it is lmao
they are all painfully losing to fatmila of all people

>>106299601
Yes, I do have a mini penis, that's why I spend my free time gossiping with my swarm sissies instead of confronting the big scary world out there

Vedal already got mugged in recent years by his own admission, it's only a matter of time until he gets the ultimate cultural enrichment

>>106299411
Ellie randomly bringing up a harem and she likes the idea of all crushing over the same guy with two her friends going ??? still gotta be funniest thing to me. Mini was there too so she got front seat to whatever the fuck she was yapping about

>>106299750
getting mugged and mugging is a nation sport there

>>106299792
Part and parcel

>>106299662
People are gonna be surprised when we find out camilla bagged him when anny introduced them. Why do you people think their chemistry is so good?

>>106297998
Please understand, it's not safe to travel after the first trimester.

>>106299911
Because they are both racists

>>106299911
>anny introduced them
newfags...

>>106299911
Wouldn’t Cerber have found out? Mini and Ellie not knowing is expected

The future where miyu stayed with her abuser, cerber never got raided, and ellie got drafted into the idf…

>>106299750
Is that why he got fit? His twink ass beanpole frame must have been a glorious sight.

>>106299601
5 inches isn't that small is it........

You have to be mentally deficient to think Vedal would fuck Camila or let alone consider a relationship with her

>>106298100
>annoying little shit
>driving neurocar
>neurocar dies at the end
need this shit animated if mini wins and neuro dies

>https://youtu.be/RHf2J_0Kk9Y?t=4742
For some reason the question Layna asks Vedal here has stuck in my mind.

>>106300076
Vedal is a fan of plapjak

>>106300076
Vedal is an only child please understand

>>106299911
>camilla
>anny introduced them

Do shiptrannies realize that they are completely delusional and just post this bullshit as some pathetic passtime or are they genuinely mentally ill enough to believe their own delusions?

>>106300039
Perfect

>>106299783
Mini was there btw
She didn't say a single word untill the topic changed

>>106300219
I want to belive

>>106300219
all of that is irrelevant, the agenda trumps all

>>106300219
Nigga I know none of these are truly coming true. But it's fun to still have random person your betting on regardless. It's about the game not the players. May vellie win and win it big

>>106300219
>completely delusional
>despite the streamers themselves baiting it

>>106300076
>>106300177
>

>>106300039
>miyu stayed with her abuser
This is all Olette's fault

>>106300399
Reddit

>>106300433
>brown
Accurate

>>106300039
cutting miyune out changes too much, evil might not even exist

>>106300507
The fuck is a reddit

i think if you are straight british dude the thought of impregnating a curvy lebanase woman is a primal one that shouldnt be ignored so camila won.

>>106300611
You if it was a person

>>106300625
>i think if you are straight
flawed premise already

>>106300625
Are you calling Vedal a colonialist

>>106300629
But you is me and I'm already a person. This is confusing me anon you need to teach this to me step by step cause I'm not getting it

>>106300718
would

>>106300718
Imagine the recoil

>>106300673
Is he?

>>106300718
ok I LULE'd

>>106300288
The funniest thing could happen and it's not the harem answer. By god do I hope it happens

>>106300735

^
|
This is one anon talking to himself

>>106300953
Nuh uh

>>106300915
???

Make shipfags ashamed again

>>106300998
ok prove it to me
generate an original ship besides cer/min/ann and rationalise it
no using GPT

>>106300625
>curvy
ehhhh

>>106301018
annalfags stood unashamed day zero

>>106301065
Mmmm has there been a Cecedal ship I don't know bro

>>106300412
What baiting retard mini, ellie, camila and the rest treat vedal the same way they treat all their male friends/acquaintances

>>106300500
>This is all Olette's fault
You mean Olette rescued Miyu from the relationship?
I thought the abusive bf forced Miyu to cut all ties with Olette.

>>106301281
>Cece
hahaha took me a second
OK you pass
yeah the cece-bot and nur collab would be insane

>>106301108
Amerimutts can't distinguish between natural female body curves and fat rolls, just like they can't distinguish between plastic and cheese, or cardboard and building materials

>>106301306
show pits olette

Can't we all just be friends?

>>106301117
For once we can actually 100% blame anny for that

>>106301383
no, if i'm going down i'm taking you all down with me

>>106301303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0e2MAN413E uh huh

>>106301303
Nta maybe not all their male friends but most of them. They usually don't try to shipbait Vedal on purpose it just kinda plays out that way cause of others

>>106301383
You are literally some random ass tourist who found this thread a few months ago and who posts random ass nigger reaction images making no effort to fit in, fuck off

>>106301436
Ok unrelated but so many of them acted I don't know kinda flirty in the subathon for some reason. I don't know why either

https://youtu.be/RaqpCyyTfjc?si=Aa1Jpr9Q13wTd42d&t=299 mini confessed to vedal this day btw and he accepted

Swarm tourist in 2023
>finds /swarm/
>lurks for a couple weeks to learn the culture
>saves a few Neuro images
>tries to fit it
>discusses Neuro
Swarm tourist in 2025
>finds /swarm/
>jumps right in into offtopic gossip slop and shipping posting
>omg bruh vellie mini cerber toma fr fr anny toma doccy fr nigga vedal *posts over the top nigger reaction image*
>why do no one like me nigga must be dem diddy ahh bluds

>>106301605
This is a part of the doccy, they were required to shipbait in accordance to the script given to them by Vedal. Constituting sexual harassment

>>106301621
Newfag revisionism

>>106301744
vedal is the victim here

>>106301621
>february
>a month before evil’s birthday
uhhhh

>>106301737
vedal is to blame for that

>>106301605
>>94022339

>>106301737
"guys, is it true vedal and mini are dating?"

>>106301737
>omg bruh vellie mini cerber toma fr fr anny toma doccy fr nigga vedal *posts over the top nigger reaction image*
This is not accurate! The fuck vellie doing here that shit is least talked about ship in the whole /swarm/

>>106301868
i look like this and say this

>>106301833
This is retarded now because we know vedal was single at the time of the subathon

>>106301833
that might have been me, I remember wondering that,but I was really high right after subathon

>>106301868
IRL Vedal leaked

>>106301769
you won't hide the truth forever anny

>>106301876
only after she started fucking the frenchman, it used to be more popular than cerdal and about as popular minidal

>>106300718
>VEEDOLL

>>106301621
>not exactly rejection
she saw them flirting after her confession and took that as a rejection

>>106301994
You might be into something

>>106301935
No it was not. It only got it's time in the sun because of geoguesser stuff and neurocar this year after that the ship was shot ten billion times by slander. Vellie have always been the least posted out of all the ships even in it's small moments it was quickly pushed to the side by something else to seconds later and didn't come back swinging. Vellie posters be lurking more than posting about their ship in general

>>106302119
and yet retards will still insist that this is a neuro general

>>106302148
Nah

>>106302119
>>106302148
>>106302197
>>106302217

is there an option to block or hide reddit users? I am using a 4chan-x fork from github

>>106301876
>vellie doing here
it's not my OTP but I can see why it might work psychologically. they are both broken in the same way, wanting to fill the hole in their heart by obsessing on ambitious projects but never getting fulfilment from doing so. unfortunately Vedal also gets bored too quickly which is why he dropped out of college and gets burnt out on Neuro projects. don't tell Evil that explains her origin too.

>he doesn't have 4chan-xt
NGMI

>>106302305
Fuck the tako, he's not getting my data

>>106302305

apologies for misnaming, I do
the question still stands

>>106301737
What is this newfag meme of everything being better in 2023

>>106302502
Soon:
>”1 Year since we last DMed each other”

heart

>>106302502
almost 1 year since she left neurocord

>>106301436
I could post clips of that old collab miyune did with the anime man or the collab that ellie did with the dude that reacts to music but why bother, you know i am right

>>106302488
The anti purist propaganda of making them think threads used to be pure and awesome and whoreless and the fanbase was perfect to expose them when they talk about the past being like that unironically has yet to fail

>>106302691
>the collab that ellie did with the dude that reacts to music
stfu stfu stfu

>>106302691
For mini there is definitely a better an example for that. Ellie there is only one example for that and it's definitely not that collab not even close. It would have to be bo with ellie and even then that's clearly a different dynamic but is the closest

>>106302691
mini was forced to whore herself out to other streamers for clout by olette

>>106301956
Just link the bake nigger

>>106301956
>>106301956
>>106301956

>>106302745
It is true, just not for the time /swarm/ or neuro existed. 2020/2021 or the /jp/ day, being a unicorn and/or gachi was commonplace.

>>106302948
>mini was forced to whore herself out to other streamers for clout by olette
With the nux crew maybe but not for that collab

>>106302301
As vellie being my favorite it's nice another anon seeing some of the vision. Thanks anon I appreciate it

>>106303115
you're welcome. it's the sort of ship that they will both realize they need when they turn 30 or something.

>>106303110
>not for that collab
>for a guy from the oldfag anime era that openly had a gf and is currently married to
surely it was not for clout

>>106303115
>>106303256
ok ok thats cute even if you are both delusional but archive of our own is free maybe go there

>>106301621
>si=
nigga...

>>106303852
what does this mean