Thread 106346245

Based Grimmi

Print a picture of her model and shit on it and then send her the picture, or something

>>106346245 (OP)
If she actually applied to Hololive, they had dodged a massive bullet

>>106346245 (OP)
hotsauce about her mom?

>>106346245 (OP)
>just assume I'm banging at all times
Me btw.

I already assumed this about the chuubas I watched

>>106346245 (OP)
>assume I am banging at all time
yeah, me

How many replies of "yeah me" will this thread have before archive?

>>106346590
Yeah me

>>106346245 (OP)
The one she's banging? Me.

This is honestly the only sane way to think but monkeys will fucking screech about it forever

>>106346245 (OP)
>my mom stalked people like this
Wait so her mom wasn't the victim, but the mentally ill person stalking men being mad that they had gfs?

>>106346245 (OP)
>just assume I'm banging at all times
yes that's me

>>106346830
>japanese vtubers claim to be single and available
>if they don't, then their boyfriend/male vtuber they want to fuck is usually visually present
>american whore: hurr durr doo i'm totally single but assume i'm not (but i'm pretty sure grimm was known to have a bf anyway) also give me simpbux but don't get too close, incel!
No, faggot.

And the best part is that chicks who act like this are always fat or balding. It's always the ones that make oyu go "ew" that act like they're a Venus of perfection on the internet.

>>106346864
I think Grimmi is the one with an insane home life but I can't remember.

>>106346906
>>japanese vtubers claim to be single and available
No they don't

>>106346907
>>106346864
From what I remember she's a cult child, so both her parents are pretty messed up.

>>106346935
Yes they do retard. Why do you people keep coming to Simp Central pretending like huge numbers of women aren't trying to farm simpbux as hard as possible, you fucking loser. You and I both know your type is the most pathetic of all- the failed normalfag. Someone too weird to hang out with all the party people at the club, too poor to get past the bouncer and buy those 20 dollar drinks, but you think you put in half the effort so you're above the weirdos who watch vtubers- which includes your dumb ass.

>>106346935
What's great about languages you don't understand is you can just hallucinate them saying whatever it is you want to hear

>>106346979
Oh based so there's actually a reason she's really fucking weird and goth girl and not just a generic white woman pretending to be goth.

>>106347016
There's more openly married and in-a-relationship Japanese vtubers than Western ones

>>106347024
True

>>106346864
can you not post lust-provoking kdis.

>>106346245 (OP)
Nobody is going to fall for plausible deniability like that. "Oh I can't hold anything down" this just tells me that she can hold something down perfectly fine.

>>106346245 (OP)
Yeah me

>>106347043
That and the brain cyst

>>106346245 (OP)
>vibe check failed

>>106346590
All me

The one night Macarena

>>106346320
spbp

>>106346245 (OP)
Whore.

>>106346245 (OP)
So she wants to have her cake and eat it too

>>106347574
I'm eating her cake if you know what I mean

>>106347620
Explain further

>>106346245 (OP)
Fucking based

>>106346245 (OP)
>PTSD
Was she infantry?

>>106346245 (OP)
>PTSD
Why are all vtubers mentally ill?
Or is this another self-diagnosed thing?

>>106346245 (OP)
but liggers said she’s got a boyfriend

>>106348249
Yeah, me.

>>106348249
They all have boyfriends.

>>106348395
All those boyfriends? Yeah, me

>>106348232
What else drives a woman to stream as png
they're all mentally ill

>>106346245 (OP)
>my mom stalked people like this
What did she mean by this?

>>106348232
iirc it's not real ptsd. Just being hyperbolic about a bad relationship where she found out he was cheating the whole time.

>>106346245 (OP)
Is everyone here including the OP an ESL brown?

>>106349018
It's a twitter screencap thread, the brown is a given

>>106346320
>actually streams
Yeah they didn't dodge shit

>>106346864
I believe she means her mother stalked her.

>>106346320
Yeah she seems very unstable.

>>106348064
>>106348232
Nah, she's of former cult child. Her Mom's fucking insane and dragged her kids into her bullshit. It's why Grimmi's so paranoid about everything.

>>106348377
shut the fuck up seth weinstein

>>106346245 (OP)
first impression of her was choking on dick on tiktok, saying she was drinking water

>>106346245 (OP)
based

>>106346245 (OP)
>Just assume I am banging at all times
Yeah, me

>>106346442
This is the doormat in front of my house.

>>106346245 (OP)
>Unicorns never harass Vtubers we are good goys
>Unicorns

>>106346245 (OP)
Her mum was a yumeGOD? holy based almighty

>>106348707
Her mother was an insane cultist she had to escape.

Grimmi forgives you for your sins.

>>106346245 (OP)
Grimmi grew up in a cult because her mother was batshit insane.
Grimmi's first boyfriend used her as a live in sex slave maid (very common for weird girls with low self esteem. Ive seen this shit so many times) while also cheating on her with other women.

>>106346245 (OP)
Same energy as the "Kazooie is always pregnant" tweet

don't bother with grimmi, she will just destroy you with compassion

>>106353895
Grimmi's first boyfriend used her as a live in sex slave maid while also cheating on her with other women.
Holy based

one of the few actually valid PTSD cases

>>106346245 (OP)
somebody save these women

>>106346245 (OP)
the one her mom stalked? all me, we banged

>>106353895
How do i get one of these in my life?

>>106355983
You're her child sex trafficking dad?

>>106356243
Yeah. Me.

>>106356082
You have to find a loser girl and be the first guy to show her affection. Then she will cling to you to avoid being alone again. At least until she grows a spine.

>>106348064
She was about 5 minutes from being trafficked to Brazil and probably never seen again

>>106346245 (OP)
>my mom stalked people like this
the fuck

>>106357457
Grimmi is working with world class baggage. Her mom was a cult schizo looking for a Native American to fuck so her child can be a shaman. By the sounds of it her dad was involved in sex trafficking minors or some shit. Grimmi is astoundingly reasonable considering her circumstances.

>>106356351
Is there any way to keep her around when she grows a spine? I dont wanna lose half my stuff

>>106357952
Just dont be a lazy ass retard, do your part of the chores and be nice to her. It is literally that simple.

>>106357952
>I dont wanna lose half my stuff
don't marry her
even better, threaten her with leaving from time to time

>>106346864
her mother is an actual schizo, sometimes she refuses to take medication and grimmi has to clean her mess

Its amazing that this is how she chooses to do her lld and people are too stupid to understand that it is her lld

>>106358590
anon's little loser diaper post

Grimmi should collab with Heavenlyfather more

that's poop from a butt

>>106346245 (OP)
What does she think about investing in silver though??

>>106346245 (OP)
>wah wah stop being parasocial, I just need your money, stupid simps!
if that's how she feels, why don't claim you have a boyfriend period, like when girls living alone pretend to live with a man for safety, instead this bitch made it clear that SHE DOESN'T have boyfriend, what's even the point of these tweets. I hate women.

>>106361063
anon this about someone spamming doxx in her maros, schizoing out about other vtubers potential relationship statuses

>>106361063
Because she doesn't have a boyfriend and doesn't want to lie.
But she also doesn't want to be stalked.

>>106353709
Thats the exact reason i cant stand her anymore. She'll do anything to defend grifters, scam artists, and bigots when they're finally getting there comeuppance but then lose her shit over the most mild of criticism from fans

>>106346245 (OP)
>(((partner)))

>>106346245 (OP)
She's funny. That's good advice.

>>106346245 (OP)
She should acknowledge my marshmallow of game recommendations

>>106362863
cute fingers

>>106357767
damn...

>>106361063
It’s a get out of jail free card in case she does get one and it leaks.
>I said a long time ago just assume I have one!
It’s a cop out. Which means she does plan on getting one or has one but doesn’t want to admit it.

>>106362863
For some reason it looks like there is wrong number of fingers on one of those hands.

>>106364538
reading way too much into it weirdo

>>106362863
only schizos are worthy of attention

>>106346245 (OP)
chuubas have been so defensive lately. i wonder what theyre scared of what they feel threatened by. soon this long cruel night will end...

Money laundering?

>>106356082
Groom a 2view

>>106365887
MAYBE a schizo spamming her mash so much you can't even read anything triggered... MAYBE

>>106346245 (OP)
>assume I have a partner at all times
>I don't actually, but just pretend I do
Who the hell does this deter?

>>106346320
all /lig/gers say they like independence and then mass apply to corpos behind the scenes
every. single. one. of those indies are like that

>>106367610
all the respectful schizo stalkers who have no choice but to simmer down and congratulate her for her not-boyfriend now

>>106346245 (OP)
I like Grimmi, she's cool

>>106364538
>It’s a cop out. Which means she does plan on getting one or has one but doesn’t want to admit it.
if you are upset about this then you need to go to vallure and stay there

>>106347016
shut the fuck up blackjack you are banned

>>106347016
why are clubs and your level of acceptance within them your metric for your self worth, anon?

>>106367610
She is telling you she could fuck or get a boyfriend at any time and be unapologetic. If you still choose to be a parasocial schizo and get burned thats on you.

Streaming chuuba and tweeting chuuba are different people.

>>106353895
>>106357767
Wow I thought having a funny area in her brain was the worst thing she dealt with

>>106369387
I dont care but people calling this based are retarded. Tell the truth or just hide it.

>>106347043
Goth girls are in their 50s and older these days

Shondo was right about everything

>>106346906
>simpbux
>Grimmi
opinion rights revoked.

>>106348232
Anon she has an actual brain tumor
A real one. She calls it "The silly zone." She posted her xrays.

>>106353895
Okay I didn't know about the boyfriend one.
Jesus, this woman. No wonder she's such a doormat and got saddled with a worthless hot sauce company

>>106357952
Threaten to kill yourself any time she disobeys.
Apparently that works and you'll never receive backlash.

>>106369677
She told the truth.
The truth is that she's not interested in your brown microdick so stop asking.

>>106373162
She told the truth.
The truth is that she's not interested in your brown microdick so stop asking.

Why do people want to date Grimmi? She would be the most annoying girlfriend on the planet.

>>106362863
I knew she was a fatty

>>106360675
Because she's too poor to invest in gold but silver is having similar returns (priced to investment.)

>>106346245 (OP)
The guy spamming her maros? Me.
The guy banging her at all hours? Also me.
The guy her mom stalked because she couldn't get enough of his cock? Me again. Heh, nothing personnel, virgins.

>>106346245 (OP)
I already assume this about literally every decent looking woman in her 20s and 30s, because its true for 95% of them.

>>106353895
Where do I find weird low self esteem girls

>>106381337
You don't, because they're hiding under rocks

Wish she joined Holos. She could have been saved...

>>106346245 (OP)
She's fine to be branded as a whore I guess

>>106377354
how is that fat

>>106346590
All these yeah mes, and the all me?
Yeah, all me.

>>106373162
Yeah she did she's tired of some schizo spamming her.
"Unicorns good" my ass, you're all weird

>>106346245 (OP)
>makes sure she specifies she isn't actually in a relationship whilst also clearly stating that she is only saying this to put off crazies (and thus heavily implying it isn't actually the case)
Nicely hedged, direct attack to the spammers whilst leaving the door open those who care about that shit but not to the degree of mouth foaming schizos.

>>106376290
Damn...