Thread 106362039

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: Lumi is currently on Hiatus due to a family emergency involving her younger brother, Starbro. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers while she undergoes this difficult time and hope for the best.

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1982707927690706953/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi will be back and stream again

SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumis
https://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4

Previous Thread:>>106200440

>>106360908
I think that her mate-selection, as it appears, being entirely about acquiring resources and status and not involving love and companionship at all is unreasonable and reflects poorly on her.

>>106361830
who are you talking about?

uuuu

>>106360908
I think that her mate-selection, as it appears, being entirely about acquiring resources and status and not involving love and companionship at all is unreasonable and that it reflects poorly on her.

I don't like Lumi streams but gumis are nice people.

>>106362284
weirdo

>>106362039 (OP)
Would you pay for the entire date, or insist on splitting 50/50 with Lumi?

>>106362755
Depends on how the date goes. But let's be real, if your answer is like mine, you're just never going on a date with her.

>>106362755
I don't think I can afford to take her to a Michelin Star Restaurant with my plumber salary

>>106362039 (OP)
Fyren's vacation cocksleeve

>>106362755
splitting kind of feels like a refund

>>106362755
I'd make her pay just to irritate her

>>106363485
Why would you do that

>>106365435
For my own amusement

>>106365940
We do need a soviet Lumi

>>106362755
I have never let a woman pay for a date and I dont intend on starting

I don’t play Nikke, what did she and the rest of them do with it? Anyone got the vod?

you will die on a house fire

>>106369340

twitch.tv/kanekolumi

click on the videos for previous streams. it was on saturday.

>>106369949
Clio was killing the vibe. Couldn’t watch anymore with her. If it was just Pippa and Lumi it would have been kino.

>>106369791
that was one of her best sketches. lowkey, even though I liked dogmi the most for soft reasons, the goldfish was the best take.

>>106370007
I dont think they can collab one on one anymore after pippa made everything so weird

>>106371480
What did Pippa do that made things weird

>>106371659
Called Lumi a brotherfucker

>>106371659
the theory of best fit is that pippa goslinged too hard and went schizo for a while

>>106371722
>goslinged too hard and went schizo for a while
Pippa gumied to hard?

>>106371746
they were close, did the brst collabs in the company's history, until the last one where they just exchanged smut. they got the greenlight to do a collabcast thing. pippa started being weird and impossible to get a hold of. lumi had to ambush her on a not pokemon open mic night just to say hi. she literally fled the offkai house thing to avoid hanging out with lumi, completely ghosted on everything.
pippa then unilaterally announced that lumi didnt know enough about podcasts and pippa would have to do all the work. lumi. too lazy. after refusing to work on the project for months.
lumi showa up to stream with "allergies" (the poor bitch was crying her eyes out). yours truely refused to bully her for a week, it was that bad. I dont think everyone noticed but she was appreciative of some oblique feel better refetences etc.
that's the fact pattern.

Why does Lumi get her own thread

>>106372182
she's very special

>>106372182
antis kept shitting up the catalogue with boring threads. an anon got bored and started running interference for shits and giggles, cucked the anti threads, started making his own also for shits and giggles, got busy, someone else took over, thread unexpectedly doesnt die during breaks, now we are here.
a tool as part of a larger campaign to flex on the thread became its own purpose.

>>106371746
I'll give you another version

Lumi was willing and looked forward to doing lots of collabs once she joined Phase, she imagined it would be way easier because she had Yuri with her and Yuri is a friend-magnet. She found out very quickly that talents say one thing in the work server and do another, they commit to projects and start flaking out without prior notice. Pippa and Yuri were the only ones willing to collab because Lia was apparently afraid of her and the others didn't know her that well, Yuri started hanging out more with Lia and Rie and eventually started skipping NTR thursdays (you know how Lumi is with her theme days). Pippa showed up on time as scheduled twice but then started flaking out just like the rest of them, this was also during the time Pippa was soft-cancelled, it eventually reached her ears that event organizers and other companies refused to work with Phase because of Pippa and her friendship to Kirsche. Sakana didn't really care but Pippa took this personally and somehow convinced herself that everyone in the company hated her and that management was trying to figure out how to fire her so she started nerfing her own content because other girls were affected. That's around the time Lumi and Pippa were formally planning the Yabcast thing and Pippa was being really evasive, it came out around 6 months to a year later that Pippa had been planning her exit strategy from Phase because she couldn't work "under these conditions". Needless to say all her demands were met, and management and Sakana both were really confused what this was all about, but as she soon realized she had been fighting ghosts for years. This began the Pippa "healing" to alcoholic arc which you see currently, safe to say even Pippa doesn't know what she wants to do anymore.

TLDR: It was poor timing because Pippa was a complete schizo and now she's just lazy

i don't even know why i keep visiting this thread i don't even livepost here

>>106372528
I think both are true

>>106372834
you like lumi

ur little gay retard elfin wont accept the fact that its all self solving including herself (fact)

>>106362039 (OP)
If you force her to eat that she will just purge it when she goes to the bathroom

>>106373813
sometimes I worry about that

>>106373752
what is self-solving exactly? also tell elfin to send her nudes to lumi to reward chatters with. she'll know what it means

>>106374606
I do it every day. It's fine

>>106374697
are you trolling or serious? I'd rather look like an idiot than mishandle this

I want lumi to groom elfin so lumi can use elfin as a pleasure slave to give to good gumis

I miss my comfort woman

>>106371708
really? or are you just memeing? they had funny, friendly banter in their collab with clio, the woketard, a few days ago.

>>106365940
lumi is sexy, but not in an oneesan way

>>106372528
>ntr thursdays
What? lol
>yuri friendship
What happened with that? I never hear lumi mention her anymore.

>>106370007
Clio honestly sucks. I don't get why she has fans at all. Super woke woman too.

What day was the filian collab and bloodborn play?

What day was the filian collab? having a hard time finding it.

>>106378275
Yuri is the only one that has managed to get fired from Phase, nobody really knows what happened (even though there are some rrats here and there that paints a picture) but Rie hates her now, Lia had a mental breakdown and she's radioactive to corpos. Sakana kept her IP as collateral and she streams as Kibawoo, as of this year she has regained her old IP somehow.
>ntr thursdays
When Lumi has a close friend she calls them her wife so NTR thursday was a weekly collab where they mostly zatsu with each other over Factorio or Minecraft.
>yuri friendship
Lumi is pretty cold towards people she dislikes, there was some drama in CL as well where Yuri was involved that caused Lumi to explode the company once it got too bad (twice). Yuri was instrumental in exposing the CL girls and it's pure nightmare fuel of VTuber drama, everything was wrong with that company and Lumi was doing her engineering degree, her streams and was manager to all of them. Lumi wasn't sure she was going to continue VTubing after that but she brought Yuri along as her nepo-hire to Sakana so she would know someone at least creating the first Invader-gen.
>>106378360
I'm surprised you think that she's more of a 4channer than most of the other girls, Dizzy and Panko are the only ones that are in straight up chud territory but you could argue Clio is more conservative than Lumi because she's Catholic and terf-leaning at times.

>>106378660
is lumi a chud?

>>106380324
Yes, she’s just, if not more, of a chud than Jelly and Dizzy.

>>106380324
depends who you ask

>>106380324
So literally told her fans that there’s a race war going on. I don’t know how much more chud you want her to be.
https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4

>>106378660
>I'm surprised you think that she's more of a 4channer than most of the other girls
Clio? I just called her woke. I was referring to her making debasing jokes about white, talking about not being "hateful" or "embracing hate," etc. Which is predictable given that she's a lesbian who used to work in academia
>>106380324
there's a clip of her using gamer words and laughing on stream. She uses chan lingo all the time, and given her background, i'm pretty sure she's spent a lot of time here. I can remember her warning her racist chatters about going too far and saying that she'd have to ban them, implying that, if it were up to her, she wouldn't mind such language.

>>106380590
>I just called her woke
Yeah I'm wondering if you're just purity testing or you're trying to understand where someone is coming from, don't make the same mistake the leftists did

how can a big city only girl with friends like hers be a social conservative?

>>106380651
an unprompted rant about problematic use or the word nigger in 2000s video game chats?

>>106380655
I'm anti-establishment, anti-immigration, anti-environmentalism, racist, white, capitalist. I am also friends with communists, trans-people, black people, gay people and women. I don't see how that's a problem.
>>106380792
what was the rant about?

>>106380655
What friends? kek Anyway, pippa's pretty based. And her christian parents are genuinely trad.

>>106380880
the hat alone would be enough for them to make it a problem. hiding it in public is easy but you have to hide it

>>106381116
No I don't I speak my mind and we hash it out like adults because we're not trying to be malicious, the only ones that go ballistic are chuds (left and right) who's too autistic to just talk to people. I can't say I've ever seen the value of sitting in a group trying to hugbox your way forward because everyone is locked in a game of irl amogus trying to virtue signal on their little soapbox. Just be a normal person, or do we all have to say nigger and name the jew wherever we go just so we're clear we're all on the same page so we can go to hyperborea?

>>106381338
you're stuck your head in the sand. virgina dems just elected an ag candidate who wants to murder republican familes and "little fascist kids." The average dem cheered for kirk getting assassinated. average dem grannies absolutely want to kill republicans. there's no possibility of genuine friendship with them. they also don't really have morals. the average dem woman thinks women cheating is fine.

>>106381871
>you're
you've*

>>106381338
I'm familar with the process of not being retarded. I am also familiar enough with streamers to know they are insane.

>>106381871
You're right, everything has gone to shit, the west is collapsing, the country won't survive past us. that being said, keep it to pol. this thread is for grooming (light heartedly) lumi.

oh and figuring out how to fix (seriously) her one way or another

>>106381871
The last part is probably true but the others seem like misrepresentations and conjectures, I guess I could believe it for the sake of it in which case there's not much I can do. You let me know if purity testing and being annoying to normies works out for you, last time it didn't work out so well for dems kind of like how everyone hats Bat now in pcg.
>>106382077
right?

>>106382177
This is off-topic, but I'll just add that was what the guy, now ag of virginia, said. The part about killing kids is a direct quote. And he got elected.

>>106382177
we like bat now though

>>106382386
as I recall it wasn't a group of people it was one family, that's what I meant by misrepresenting

>>106382407
can someone explain what the fuck that entire ordeal was about? I know autism featured heavily but beyond that I am confused

>>106382715
liggers only want to talk about groomable people and there's a janny who really likes Bat

>>106382715
its literally just one guy who likes her and posted about her incessantly in multiple generals

>>106382757
I take it the bat is highly groomable?

>>106382782
no, that's the problem they don't want to talk about bat anywhere because she isn't

>>106382816
ohh so because of this
>>106382777
the janny does this?

>>106382890
That's my theory, Bat is also friends with Tenma

>>106382999
pardon my ignorance but what is the significance of the tenma angle?

>>106383079
yeah that was sex.

is lumi a good girl?

>>106383772
Unironically? No. She’s pretty bad

>>106383772
idc she was submissible and breedable as pupmi which made me turned on

>>106384427
She hates Pupmi.

>>106383772
Yes

>>106384451
Why though

>>106383038
That makes her a Phase Friend technically, not completely off topic spam

>>106388429
because she wants to be a brat. she doesnt mind going belly up but she wants us to have to earn it. stuff like this
>>106384427
disgusts her becsuae it means someone who didnt earn it gets to enjoy it.

>>106383772
I like pupmi because I'm a sicko that likes to see her squirm

the obvious problem of course is that I can't beat her for being hysterical when she is all the way over reach, the bully her so you don't go schizo thing made her schizo, and it's difficult to fuck with valid competence critiques when half of chat is retarded/typing with one hand
>>106389954
fuck off

>>106389954
insecure faggot if serious or mentally 12 years old if trolling

>>106389981
>>106390144
This is a good clip that fills me with great joy, I just like to see her internal struggles manifest externally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UFmFEsMfi0&t=61s

>>106390307
oh yeah that react was great to be fair. her narcissism made that whole experience confusing for her

I think im the only one here that can feed Lumis sexual appetite

>>106392846
how's that

yummy

>>106394034
That's a child

>>106394132
12 year old girl = cute
12 year old man child = not cute
I don't make the rules. I just enjoy them

https://phase-connect.com/project-wish/
it's gonna be a music video

>>106394733
Stop lying

>>106394733
>>106395333
I trust the holy trips

Did Lumi ever have a reason why Sakana refused to let starbro go on the trip to Japan? It was rude of him to force Lumi on that trip knowing Starbro was going to be with Lumi for an entire month.

>>106396230
Didn't Sakana say he can stay with him, but he just didn't want to go? He's not THAT close with his sister, I'd be terrified of being among that lot too, as a sensitive young man.

>>106362244
unironically, that was the sexiest incarnation of Lumi

>>106394282
you were supposed to say

out of ten

is lumi panicking or are things okay?

>>106398431
she starts working on something useless well before that happens

Where the tweets at?

>>106399167
lumi hates us uuuuu

>>106399167
fryen's family lives in the sticks and has shit cell service

>>106400389
what's he doing with the other invaders?

>>106400355
I miss lumi uuuuuu

we know lumi is good at calming autists. we know why she is so good, but how is she so good?

>>106401486
hardcore mmo guild experience in the crusty voip era

>>106401486
Her brother is an autist. Probably had to tard wrangle him at an early age.

>>106401486
they remind her of her father, who she likes very much

>>106401559
>>106401584
>>106401667
But how? Autism gas?

uuuuuuuuuu

unironic meta question - lumi retweeted

https://x.com/dizzydokuro/status/1986604572497092772?t=Mc-VG-7VwBUXoT4mTUnK3g&s=19

does this mean the thing is going to be on dizzy's youtube?

unironic meta question - lumi retweeted

https://x.com/dizzydokuro/status/1986604572497092772?t=Mc-VG-7VwBUXoT4mTUnK3g&s=19

does this mean the thing is only going to be on dizzy's youtube and not on lumi's twitch?

>>106408345
probably. though it's kind of odd its not on the phase channel

>>106408500
I hope that's not it. I don't care about whatever power play is going on to choose whose channel gets the boost. I just want to hang out with my tardwife

>>106408345
I hope not

Why do we hate Dizzy

>>106418730
>>106420206
Cute Lumis

>>106420206
Lewd.

uuuuuuuu

>>106420206
is there a non-cropped version

>>106408345
yes

>>106424886
well that's fucked

>>106382433
No, he expressed a wish to kill republican kids, have them die in their mother's arms and that this would change their minds and make them leftist.

>>106425421
You're doing exactly what they do and make it a bigger deal than it is, it was only directed towards Todd Gilbert and his family
Phase Connect?
Lumi?
Streams?

Bump for Pippa

let's be angry about how we are expected to go to someone else's channel instead. I'd rather watch a vod than be a slutty whore

>>106427305
Lumi likes to watch

>>106362039 (OP)
good morning sunshine! I see you made us cereal with plastic cutlery again. Am I beating you too much or not enough? Talk to me!

>>106427371
I'm here for nuzzling and falling asleep. she can keep her superman outfit

Finally heard Lumi's most recent karaoke, and it was a lot of fun.
This time she knew about 90% of it, mainly just minor hiccups with cues, and the themed setlist was very enjoyable.
My favorites have been when Lumi sings duets alone. It might be awkward if only listening, but from an interaction angle, it can be fun to fill the other parts and sing along. I recommend trying that if you replay it alone sometime.
Good job, Lumi.

>>106427606
the set list was for me specifically

>>106427684
Nice choices

>>106427720
I thought so too

Any Lumi streams?

I'm curious about how Lumi's like in off collabs

>>106428905
A bitch if clara is telling the truth.

>>106428905
Like Lumi

>>106429306
Yes

she hates us

>>106426805
moemoe kyun

is this a bad sign? she normally does this for shit show collabs to warn us

>>106433639
too much socializing

hang in there bud

Why didn’t you guys save her??

>>106434695
she needs to want to be saved first

>>106435401
It's a man's duty to take the first step

>>106396306
>Didn't Sakana say he can stay with him
Did he? I thought Lumi's original plan was for her and Starbro to share a room since he obviously can't be in a room full women

>>106435684
Sakana got way too worried for that. Apparently, much like Dizzy, he thought Starbro was Lumi’s bf.

>>106380655
>social conservative
What is she trying to conserve? She might have some le epic based opinions about women and knows who to avoid in public. But mostly it's just rejection of very recent progressive developments. She knows that the post is icky and off-color right now, but go get the white paint and watch her shriek.

>>106435850
>What is she trying to conserve?
The white race and the future of white children if what Clara said in her alt is true. She also desperately wants social and gender norms to go back to the time where men were the breadwinners and chivalrous and defenders of women and women to be stay at home wives

I can't even imagine Clara and Lumi in the same place since Clara is a radical feminist and Lumi hates feminism.

>>106437221
Clara and Lumi get along well, actually.

>>106436026
>Clara
This is their only playbook.
>The white race and the future of white children if what Clara said in her alt is true.
Unless Lumi was doing it on purpose to muddy the waters, she said during a stream not that long ago, that if people don't want kids, you should just let them make that choice.
The multi-ethnic makeup of big cities she couldn't live without. I think women just love having the option to have authentic, hard to pronounce food served by foreigners. It's like crack to them. What probably confused Clara was the WASP elitism. I think it's a lot easier to spot in the UK. These people don't give a shit about race. They just see a servant class, and the possibility to get some hecking exotic food in their home town.
>gender roles
Yeah, this is the one that sticks out. In a just world she looks at you like your picrel, and you move mountains for her. On top of all my guessing here, I'd also add that i think she's just a romantic here, and that once faced with some ugly realities of traditional gender dynamic she'd want her freedom back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXpCDvXLmns
Soon

>>106435585
I have.

>>106435850
that's not what conservatism is at all. you can't possibly think no one noticed that issue when throwing together modern political philiosophy centuries ago
>>106437777
as long as she is okay with the occasional beating for menhera then she is leagues better than anyone else

>>106425421
boo hoo.

You act like people dont see republicans say shit like this every damn day. If you wanted everyone to be civil little losers you should have kept wearing bow ties and pointing at taxes instead going nuts.

What happened to facts dont care about your feelings? No one cares to hear you guys appeal to standards you don't hold yourselves to ever. You're every bit as bad as the woke whiners.

this isnt /pol/ faggots. lumi is probably shitting herself brainworming over this project. she can't even stream it. go astroturf it on main if you want to show off your power levels

oh. nevermind. well done lads

>>106396306
I wonder what a Sakana/Starbro night would be like.

>>106443230
avoiding eye contact while playing the same video games seated at a respectful distance from each other. only three or four words exchanged about anything non-logisitcal like foos choice. best of friends from that point on.

How is Lumi such a master at accents?
Shes seriously dead accurate every time no matter what accent she puts on.

>>106437777
>realities of traditional gender dynamic she'd want her freedom back.
You know you can have a relationship based around largely traditional gender roles without making your wife a literal slave.
She can still have friends and hobbies and do things and still be your doting wife that cooks you dinner while you are her big strong man that earns money and protects her.

>>106444888
>no matter what accent
That's a stretch but if you learn foreign languages from a young age you learn to master the syllables and tonal shifts of that language as well. She can't roll her Rs for example and it's gonna take a long time to learn

>>106445028
that's the plan

>>106445110
>That's a stretch
Okay well the vast majority.
At least all I've heard have been pretty spot on.

>>106445211
The french one is ok, the british one is good, the rest of them are... something

>>106445143
Thats the dream.

>>106445315
Aussie is good (southern british anyway)
And I don't know if her Russian one is accurate necessarily, but I like it.

>>106380590
>using gamer words and laughing on stream
That sounds cute.
Never heard it but wouldnt want to resurface it though so it doesn't harm her.

lumi owes me some cunny for staying in on a friday

>>106445957
What would you do if you went out?

>>106446071
get shitfaced with my friends and maybe get laid my tism rizz fires properly. it's a friday night. there isn't much else going on

Lumi isn’t racist.

>>106446269
well that is very unfortunate but hardly a deal breaker. more of an educational deficit than anything

>>106446269
dyrbi?

>>106446336
I believe her mother tried to teach her to be racist, but failed.

I finally figured out the meta of whoring. vtubers can get mad at their audience for emotionally cheaying because they give us a free pass to physically cheat and vice versa.

>>106446872
a whole album? neat

bitch

>>106446872
okay if they made a fucking metal album that's metal as fuck

I was under the mistaken belief that this was the event. the secrecy around this shit needs to end. just answer the fucking questions

>>106450044
Anon, Lumi just outed Jelly asking white men for some private time. What more do you want from her

>Jelly can't tell Ember, Dizzy and Lumi apart
>Lumi is asian

>>106450098
More like Dizzy and Ember are about as white as Lumi, and Lumi is pretty white

>>106450176
have you seen Dizzy and Ember? haha, whatever I'm willing to accept Jelly is a retard

it's more like Jelly is fucking blind for real, they color coded their clothes so it was easier for Jelly to tell them apart outside and she still couldn't do it, they are in fact telling her right now she's color blind while she denies it.

>>106450084
time tables and explanations so we know what is happening. lumi streams long hours. opportunity costs exist

>>106450327
Look, I'm siding with Jelly on this one. No one, and I mean no one, can tell the difference between Blue and Sky Blue, Pink and Royal Pink, Leaf Green and Green, and Yellow and Electric Yellow

>Lumi took the smallest bite
>Ember took the biggest bite
Lumi is such a bitch to ember

These girls are actually gay aren’t they and are in denial about it.

Lumi should stop eating cake! She's already eaten like 200 calories, it will ruin her stomach

>>106450701
that's just how young(ish) girls are together. it can get very gay

>>106450738
Caressing another girl's ass for a bit, seems excessive

got very gay very fast

Lumi is still eating

>>106450327
Jelly failed a face blindness test on stream

Lumi is really insecure about her sexuality

>>106363485
goddamn BASED

Lumi should be white

>>106446269
Jelly just announced that all of them in Wish are racist

Jelly is tired of Lumi's elitist, rich girl taste

Jelly can't handle American candy

>Jelly is fat and wants to lose weight
>But Dizzy and Ember keeps feeding her

Jelly has no rizz

>Ember doesn't like little boys
The fuck did she mean by this?

>more projects
this is very tone deaf

>>106453456
for legal reasons
both her and Dizzy should be put on a registry

>>106453456
No wonder Lumi doesn’t want her brother to be with ember.

can someone summarize the stream or was it worth watching?

>>106454024
It's worth watching, but Lumi is low-energy and the other girls make fun of her for it

>>106454024
They ate Cake, Ember and Jelly are friends now. Lumi likes to watch and is very supportive.

>>106454117
did she get sick? is this long project finally over? do we finally get our lumi back?

>>106454197
>is this long project finally over
No, Jelly and Dizzy admitted there's more secret projects and that each girl has a specific role

>>106454197
They are working on "secret" project and they're all very tired. The project is obviously a 3D concert. They heavily hinted at it even.

>>106454242
>>106454275
But is the work part done or is this never going to fucking end?

It's confirmed Lumi is Chinese now

>>106454308
Never going to end. Sakana wants his western idols to be as big as Japanese Idols

>>106454327
there's no way that chink is stupid enough to think western audiences give a flying fuck about faggy weeb shit. please tell me you're just pulling my leg

>>106454419
Are we forgetting that many old fans unsubscribed when Jelly, Dizzy, and KALEiDO admitting to liking white men?

>>106454419
It doesn't sound like Sakana does much anymore, the invaders are the one coming up with most of the projects, management executes them. Sakana plays League, wants to hang out with the girls and accompanies them on business trips. I can kind of see it now when they said Sakana just wanted to work in the warehouse and play League with VTuber girls.

>>106454512
that's my point. the tiny fraction of the potential western audience that anchored vtubing's expansion into our domestic market is ultiamtely irrelevant to the actual product being sold. if anything, at this point it is detrimental. the explosive growth in this market will come from making vtubers less cringe. fighting over the tiny and static reverse banana market is the opposite of that and too retarded to be a real business plan. that literally doesn't compute

LUMI IS CHINESE

>>106454658
>that's my point. the tiny fraction of the potential western audience that anchored vtubing's expansion into our domestic market is ultiamtely irrelevant to the actual product being sold
Phase shares dropped though. And those girls never recovered financially

>>106454531
>>106454691
Christ alive, he isn't stupid enough to let creatives direct the business model.. unless he is already so rich he doesn't care if it crashes and burns after he has his fun. okay nevermind. my apologies for my previous incredulity. I believe it.

>>106454681
yeah no shit she flamed the rrat to get publicity for the event dipshit why do you think all the /here/ gumis were playing ball

>>106454984
It's confirmed she is Chinese now

>>106455208
you're dancing on the knife's edge but you guys are always locked into midwit

poor stupid little lumi is going to get sick. she's still doing the best she can. we can't get mad at her for trying her best. that would be fucked. plus she's taking our advice and making music for music's sake. that's cool. good things are worth waiting for.

>>106445347
Such a cute drawing of her

>>106454512
What’s wrong with liking white men?

>>106455876
anon was trying to say that the western market is dominated by foreigners with oriental expectations living in the west. he was right to some extent but they are vanguard customers whose job was to get things established enough for them to reach out to increasingly normal consumers

lumi I kneel. the mainland is in absolute fucking chaos right now. autism quotient off the charts. some of them are even debating interesting concepts even if they are retarded. well played.

listening to multiple women at once gives me anxiety

>>106456349
just remember to keep breathing. fear is the same enemy in different forms. focus on the present then remind yourself why it can't hurt you.

>>106455876
Having a preference is bad

lumi should do a whole stream about social context and how the same words have different meanings based on their timing. I think it would help some gumis

>>106457343
She doesn't know anything about social cues and context, no one in her family does.

>>106457362
it could be a learning journey undertaken together.

>>106455876
that would make you GAY

>>106457389
Which would imply she's equal to her gumis and Lumi loathes to think that. So she will never do that

>>106457417
I should be nicer

>>106457417
She does get lowkey mad when she finds out that her gumis are married and successful

>>106457573
But she also clearly thinks less of you if she finds out you're unsuccessful

Holy moly, this off collab is chaotic, I don't understand anything they're saying.

>>106457573
>>106457610
she's just like me
WE ARE

>>106457573
>>106457610
she is a woman

you guys made it sound like we are swinging right into another project but I think this is it for the big stuff. the rest will probably be company wide. which means manageable by everyone. which means a few hours of work tops

>>106457663
were you able to decipher anything?

>>106460441
Yeah it calmed down after a while. I'm glad they get along.

>>106460587
was there anything noteworthy or was it just celebrating getting this far without killing each other?

>>106460662
Ember and Dizzy finally admit they like younger men, much to the disgust of Lumi

>>106456349
It turns me on

>>106461438
that shit is nasty to be fair

>times her tweets for the five minute window between waking up on couch and walking to bed
>clearly uses our phones to spy on us
lumi really is chinese!

>>106462865
at least this rrat is somewhat believable

lumi makes me smile

I like how her bitch mole is basically just a tag system for boosting slap accuracy

I know you guys are starving so I have your dosage.

https://files.catbox.moe/ja0f0u.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/c8rls3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/uxksng.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/arj8cb.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/eq99xl.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/eq99xl.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/6u9dn7.mp4

your oshi is a WHORE

>>106467111
please be lumi stuff

>>106467202
It's AI Lumi porn, yeah.
https://files.catbox.moe/wupj4e.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/1j9ki5.mp4

>>106467243
I forgot which thread I was on

>>106467135
yeah mine
>>106467243
>>106467111
cheers anon

this is don't leave me bait

Nobody really ever leaves, and once the girls figure that out it's bad news for us

>>106469996
they do though. they stop watching the girl. sure they show up but they are just cycling through another product. not a person. parasocial because they are thirsty. nothing more. they probably care to some extent. if only because of purchasing power

>>106462662
Why? It's only natural for women to go after younger men.

what type of pillow princess is lumi?

she was deluding herself so hard on that stream telling herself she wasn't sick those were rough coughs

>>106472569
Dizzy called her low-energy and a beta bitch and Lumi just took it.

Starbro should be a male phase idol.

at least this isnt as bad as fucking offkai
>girls all meeting up for a literal fucking meme
>whatever, at least I can finally hang out with pippa
>phaser has a debilitating covid infectid
>sakana to cheap or stupid to make her move
>literal pox party
>at least I have 3 days before I get sick to talk to my friend
>pippa schizos out and bolts
>come home
>can't talk for two weeks
>six months before singing voice recovers
>still can't make train noise
I think lumi is lucky because the universe hates her specifically and had to offset it somehow so no one would notice the cosmic bias

>>106472713
at least this isnt as bad as fucking offkai
>girls all meeting up for a literal fucking meme
>whatever, at least I can finally hang out with pippa
>phaser has a debilitating covid infection
>sakana too cheap or stupid to make her move
>literal pox party
>at least I have 3 days before I get sick to talk to my friend
>pippa schizos out and bolts
>come home
>can't talk for two weeks
>six months before singing voice recovers
>still can't make train noise
I think lumi is lucky because the universe hates her specifically and had to offset it somehow so no one would notice the cosmic bias

meds

>>106472860
Who would be the first to collab with him?

>>106473652
Uruka, she already wanted lil starcubs.

>>106473484
that's not how viruses work

>>106473652
Who would cuck Lumi out of collabing with her brother?

Uuuuuuuuuu I miss lumiiiiiiiii

yay

>>106473484
we're unironically happy for lumi

>>106475489
Clara

I would still love lumi if she was asian

>>106476002
What if she's white with dark hair

>>106476223
She has blond hair

>>106476916
>>106476223
I'd fix her either way

>>106476916
no evidence

>>106476223
If she had asian hair I would feel a little bad for her, but dark brown hair is quite beautiful.

Lumi has blond hair and she's Aryan. End of story

this was a good weekend to get superaids. no streams but plenty of silly shit going down

>>106477278
It was a hypothetical question.

I want to bully her but she is so sick and tired it isn't fun when she isn't able to clap back.

>>106477069
Find evidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XcrD53LLEI

Lumi tried to recreate what she looks like irl in here.
It's horrifying.

lumi looks like she did in the dragon's dogma 2 streams. if you set the pawn to simple and make her an archer, it feels almost like she is there with you loot goblining.

New Lemon Thread: >>106480051