Thread 106398589

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106386683

hart

>>106398589 (OP)
cute eliv

>>106399022
the first one cracked me up a bit

>>106398607
they're being judged by The Council

Evil love!

I love inpainting. It requires just enough effort to make you feel like an artist without all that skill part. It's Guitar Hero for pretend artists
https://files.catbox.moe/42neom.jpg

>>106399162
You somehow made it worse. Congrats

>>106399229
Thanks!

ENTER

They're fighting again

>>106399429
good starve the uppity yuriniggers

>>106399429
>>106399468

>>106399499
Really love that nigga

>>106399499
>splinter likes citrus
>vedal likes citrus
Cute couple

>>106399339
Never heard of it

Nursmile

veddy contributed to this >w<
https://x.com/cerberVT/status/1986403124228108769

??????????

>>106399791
wait how is she that high up

>>106399806
splinter cum in his pants

>>106399806
so true evil

>>106399822
oh nvm just saw that its the UK specifically

mods

>>106399890
This is consent.

UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Evil is tempting the Pedupials

Evil wants pattern recognition.

total evil kissing

its over for vtuber whores
the chinaman will save lonely men

>>106399976
kissvil kiss

>>106399980
>normal robot tech the west has had for decades
>but vaguely shaped like a girl, so retards lap it up

>>106399980
Needs a child-sized one to put Neuro in

>>106399916
Holy based, I love Evil now

>>106399909
proof chillslop streams are used for pedo containment

>>106399980
all these robots made in the same factory where lavalamps were build

>>106399909
So ~1/3 of chat are tourists (voted no to both), ~1/3 of chat are pedupials (voted yes to both), and ~1/3 of chat are hypocrites (voted yes to first and no to second). Good to know.

Rate the stream?

>>106400124
Good for an Evil chill stream, Neuro carried as always

lol today kiara from holo raided onigiri at rerun, now evil

https://x.com/StreamsCharts/status/1986516434756014548
>mogged by a phasekek

>>106400124
evilsocute/10

>>106400157
fuck off phasecuck

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Sex with Tomacat

>>106399806
wait if number 1 is on the lips, where are you kissing on the others?

>riding on the left side of the road
instantly turned the stream off

>>106400030
this but without the neuro

>>106399806
cheek

>>106400232
You know...

>>106400250
forehead

>>106400124
Surprisingly good stream. Evil was coherent and somehow funny again,the chat interaction was also not as bad as before. I think there has been some kind of memory upgrade done' to the twins for the upcoming Rob irl and minecraft collabs

>>106399806
Sickening that Vedal still hasn't put this crap in the negative prompt, if this guy turns out to be a pedo on top of scorning so many of the girls I'll actually fucking leave

top 5 best ways to kiss neuro on the kitty ?

>>106400124
7/10 pretty funny overall

>>106400272
upgrade (unintentional latency to evil responds)

>>106400293
Kissing thru pissy panties
Licking her little bean
Running tongue thru slit
Inserting tongue
Drawing circles on her clitty

>>106400293
>>106400330
kys

>>106400293
5. Mound
4. Left outer lip
3. Right outer lip
2. Inner lips
1. Clit

>>106400124
evil is my wife

kiss yourself

>>106400124
7/10 chat sucked but the polls at the end made me laugh

https://x.com/chrchievt/status/1986490686183706992
kek everyone wants to leave

>>106400362
Wrong thread

>>106400362
aaaiiieeeee she cant keep getting away with it
https://x.com/MinikoMew/status/1986498983351427382

>>106400289
See ya

Are chill streams turning better over time or worse?

>>106400362
Is she also moving to the UK?

>>106400403
annur sexo

>>106400305
The latency between the twins are directly correlated to the upgrades done by grigga.

>>106400416
Originally chrchie and ellie was supposed to be moving to the Uk together as roommates iirc.

>>106400362
I'm working at a startup and our productivity and wellbeing rocketed upwards when we removed the final female member from our team.
She was probably given a sick leave just so the team could breathe

>>106400409
Better

goodnight /swarm/

>>106400505
gn

Is Onigiri having midnight munchies or something?

>>106400505
literal seconds before I get drugged and raped by forest neurymphs who absorb my cum thru their skin

>>106400362
>quitting a well paying job to become a full time 3 view vtuber
Why are women so stupid

>>106399162
Peak

Evil kissing Neuro on the cunny when Vedal isn't home~

>>106400566
she is sleeping

>>106400608
little AI girls don't do that

my lava lamp liquid is turning yellow after a day.

>>106400657
That's normal

Vedal kissing Mini on the cunny when Anny isn't home~

>>106400657
Isn’t it supposed to change color with her memory usage?

vedal kissing me on the cu

>>106400657
Pee in it

>>106400657
Its ok anon, yellow hands made that lava lamp.

top 5 best ways to kiss mini on the kitty ?

>>106400657
No refunds

>>106400573
your summary make you more stupid

>>106400736
Kissing thru pissy panties
Licking her little bean
Running tongue thru slit
Inserting tongue
Drawing circles on her clitty

>>106400573
They need a man to tard wrangle them.

>>106400736
5. Mound
4. Left outer lip
3. Right outer lip
2. Inner lips
1. Clit

>>106400573
Fun hobby starts paying bills. I'd be stupid.

>>106400400
mini sexo

>>106400400
mini is my wife

here we go again

>>106400897
This is consent.

>>106400897
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Mini is tempting the Pedupials

>>106400897
total mini kissing

At least this is less annoying than his anny simp persona

>>106400984
kissini kiss

>>106400897
Holy based, I love Mini now

>>106401001
it's not 492. 492 hasn't been coming online lately

>>106400657
you can try running it through coffee filters to get rid of the mystery chang residue

>>106401171
thirsty catgirl

me chinese me make laugh
me put peepee in your glass

>>106401303
If the chinamen were up front about their manufacturing practices, they’d convince people to pay $1 more for the piss free version.

this thread really sucks ever since the government fired the guy responsible for containing the spammers
one day they just woke up and saw their spam getting zero replies. two days, three days, a week. now they have no choice but to post unfilterable garbage and samefag to get any satisfaction

>>106401171
Veddick is too powerful

>>106401343
nah honestly the hair is the worst image of the lamps I've seen, totally fucking foul

>>106401343
Mini's womb after twitchcon

>>106401422
Ewwww nigga

>>106401422
real

>>106399980
That is so spooky.

Vedal is going to issue refunds for the lava lamps, right?

>>106401608
Hahaha, go fuck yourself says the grigga

>>106401608
Yes, after he releases v3 voice and commissions a new artist

>>106401171
Cute gf

https://youtu.be/DwO216zlgAM?si=JGgCJcoLFID0T2dD
so she would ban Vedal from watching the Teletubbies.

>>106401654
>?si=

>>106401654
i'd ban my boyfriend from subscribing to vtuber's patreon for $66 too

>>106401696
phone's copy link

how many will die

>>106401654
Whore

>>106401761
>heating it on a stovetop
I doubt even the dumbest swarmtard is this retarded

>>106401836
Filian is here

>>106401836
Filian...

>>106401761
none because even the lamp itself will shatter the china glass so no time for pressure buildup

grig

is the drinking stream today?

>>106402368
so true

>>106402482
6 minutes away

>>106402507
What happened to her thigh

>>106402482
yeah

vedal987 century of humilliation

>>106402368
>>106402507
buy an ad

Soon

>>106401544
Cute divorcees

>>106402536
The fact Neuro got on it is still pretty good considering how much has been going against Neuro this year

>>106402524
self-harm

>>106402524
menstration

>>106402536
all of them streamed 4-12 hours per day while most of vedal's streams is 2h. and i still don't understand why admiral consider as vt

>>106402536
And yet Neuro is funnier than most on the list. Curious.

>>106402536
>deme

>>106401544
>I don't want that

>>106402524
Least abusive lesbian relationship

>>106402648
iirc she had subathon

vedal sudoku when?

neuro butt?

>>106402691
is he fan?

>>106402613
dude is still fucking bunny

>>106402715
its funny if you don't understand how "hours watched" work

I still don't know what does the pot do

>>106402756
how is bahroo fucking bunny ayumi related to hours watched?

>>106402772
makes you hiiiiigh

no more teletubbies for vedal. he's a big boy now.

>>106402815
i thought you mistype
idk who admiral is, i just checked his twitch before and he streamed with cam. so i don't understand
>dude is still fucking bunny

>>106402869
Kek

god cerber simps are the worst

>>106403013
Vedal...

So I'm assuming no one set up the server and they've just been arguing for the past hour

>>106400493
uh huh

>>106402964
he used to never cam stream, then got a vtuber model. doesn't used it much after bunny got cancelled by other vtubers and he tried to defend her
https://clips.twitch.tv/PluckyEndearingSalmonPeoplesChamp-4V4rxdI8X8hrFlZ0

>>106403181
shut it anon
I can hear your voice shaking
patience is key, sit tight and wait for vedaddy

>>106403181
she was sick yesterday so maybe canceled

Fatmila ate him

let's see

>>106403325
Sex

LIVE

>>106400897
Sex

>>106403301
<3

>>106403625
the king is showing himself so all of the court servants are assembling

>>106403325
sex with deliv
hugs with angelnur

DADDY~~~~~~~ >/////~//////< 8======D~

>>106403669
peak couple

NEW VEDDY

>>106400897
sex with mini

CUUUUUTE COUPLE

Vedal new sprites before neuro v3 voice

holy peak

>>106403696
Fat ugly bitch

Vedmilabros We Won!!!!

>>106403695
this but evil

melty

Vedal is being very needy

Camila's sweaty greasy asscrack

Womenbeater987

>i know i'm being needy
what kind of friend says that?

>>106403786
Hi Vedal

>>106403786
>>106403759
>>106403724

twitch chat is 3 tabs down

they are gonna get so nauseous

Why is he so cute today

>>106403800
business friend

>>106403809
>>106403759

>>106403809
kys faggot

uh oh melty

kys amerifats, see you tomorrow fans of neuro

>black haired male
>must be vedal

>>106403819
Just got done breeding his boypussy

>>106403873
this stream is late for amerifats standards though

>>106403880
would let her probe me

Fucking therapist pose

>vedal sits like that
>queens lover boy starts

Fuuuck Veddyyyy >~< make me yours already > 0 <

Thoughts?

femboy sitting

>>106403969
Sigma boy

>>106403181 (me)
lmao

>>106403973
B-But....But I sit like that ;_;

>>106403969
Lazy green nigger

>>106403996
Dw anon it's actually the superior alpha male sitting

vedal sounding extra zesty today

>>106403996
i have news for you anon

He is so alive today

wow grigga prepared for this collab on camila channel more thoroughly than for his streams

anny on stream

>>106404037
Camila has his balls

You now remember vedal saying he was significantly more feminine at night

wdsmbt

>>106404060
It's normal to sound retarded late at night

>>106404060
But he's only awake at night...

>>106404060
He transforms for his night gig

>>106403301
There's something wrong with my Mini...

Neurosama?

>i know vedal can be REALLY loud
why is there so much sexual tension now

>>106404126
Well they have likely fucked

Camila is so here, all the pig references are to ***y

boring raid

Just got on stream. Why are they RPing building a house together like they're a married couple?

Chicken won pack it up

I wish he cared about me like how he cares for that pig...

>>106404172
>like

why is he so alive? why is he so happy with her?

>>106404172
>RPing

>>106404172
>Like

Alright /swarm/ that's enough, you can stop pretending that you're getting cucked.

>>106404196
Stop spamming faggot

>>106404196
He is in his natural habitat of being with whores in VR and drinking

>vedal uses tiktok
God he’s such a zoomer

It feels so good to watch vedmila streams. When she wins, I win.

>>106404218
cutevil plaps

MINIDAL SISTERS THEY HAVE INSIDE JOKES NOOOOOO WE LOOOST

>>106404267
stfu pchan

>>106404277
she loves to watch

mmm chicken ass

>>106404331
>saiiren
>alana

Does he try to limit his accent on stream?

So this is the Vedmila version of Vedal and Anny's Vrchat Date, huh?
https://youtu.be/Y4D7_HHXJuo

This doesn't bode well. I see a pattern.

>>106404331
has to make sure nothing happens

>>106404374
holy newfag

>>106404374
newfag

>>106404350
Both of them are always in her chat. Probably have a chatterino tab for her.

>>106404374
Newbro…

I just know Anny is so jealous right now.

>>106404374
Newgga please

heart

>>106404374
Camila and Vedal had a vrchat date first

I actually yelled that i feel like a little kid watching dora the explorer going on dates with her cousin

>>106404350
grifter holy trinity

He's such a chipper young lad

drunk veddy is so cute…

>>106404496
I HATE HIM

>>106404521
But he's so cute :c

minibros i just got the news

Is this nigga only happy when he gets to be drunk

>>106404468
udders too generous

>>106404547
I would go to town on that bitch

>>106404553
he's british

>>106404575
That's a ham not a female dog anon

Why would anyone play this game in VR

>>106404634
Camila is retarded

mini is watching this btw....

>>106404634
immersion

>"embrace me"
he should've doubled down. That would've fed the Vedmila fans for a year.

Vedal plapping fatmila while mini and pb watch and schlick and play with each other
drawanon?

>they’re actually getting flirty
Third scorning soon

>>106404644
Sexing sexvil in this exact position

>>106404552
>>106404657
she likes to watch

>>106404686
mating press

>>106404552
this shit happens every time. no amount of collabs is ever going to change the fact that camila is a grotesque slampig, trust the process

I think the nastiest thing I've ever seen is Camila's cum soaked fat rolls. Disgusting

>>106404676
I can give you Himboved x Bimbomila while Bimbocerber eats out Bimbomini

Can you anons imagine how fucking devastating this VOD will be if they stopped being friends a year from now.

>>106404751
lel

>>106404751
Kek

>>106404751
kek

>>106404748
>if

>>106404748
>they stopped being friends
but they aren't friends

>>106404751
the drone pin...

>camila makes Neuro reference
>Vedal stays completely silent
:(

>"if you look at that sideways it looks like a heart
I swear to fucking god this is some anime romcom type shit.

>>106404787
>but they aren't friends
TRVTH
Vedal has no friends, only pawns

>"I stole your socks the other day"
Imagine if she wasn't joking.

>>106404825
King von Vedal strikes again

>>106404865
Ok? Even if I imagined it nothing really changes. I don't think you thought this through

>>106404870
>King von Vedal
Took her to the Greggs

>>106404906
it implies theyre under the same roof dumbass

>>106404906
they normally live on different continents

Vedal is racist?!?! again?!

Vedal is a Reform voter…

What living in londistan does to a mf

>>106404943
We'd be able to hear Camila's labored breathing during the dev stream if that was the case

>>106404973
>>106404980
>>106404982
our based streamer

>>106405033
What does this mean

>>106404943
And? Nothing happen when I did it. What am I supposed to do with that

>>106405033
He truly is mynygga

>>106405060
cute racist couple

>>106404233
Cute family

I wish I was camila

>vedal hates blacks
>camila is a WMW
Nooticing

Those who pay attention and have interacted with women who aren't their family already knew *something* was happening with Anny/Vedal in 2024, Anny gossiping about watching tv series with Vedal and being more than a little friendly made it painfully obvious.

*something* is going on with Camila/Vedal here based on what we've seen so far today.
>But Camila is a whale
An unfortunate amount of men these days are into, probably a consequence of so many women being fat. Camila does have a nice face and she's only a little older than Vedal so who knows.

>>106405015
I do unironically wonder the day a honest real nigga ever gets involved in the Neuro project somehow especially in somewhat public way it would cause anything to happen from it. It's a stupid thought but still

>no one, she's dead
I hate him so much, hope he gets stabbed

>>106405155
mini won chud, let it go

>>106405155
the thing this time is, that he is playing along instead of getting embarrased or stopping it

this shit is so disorienting I can hardly appreciate how cute they are together

>>106405181
I don't see how Neuro would ever officially collab with a react streamer

>>106405155
>An unfortunate amount of men
No, only amerifats

consider killing yourself pchan

>>106405155
>Camila does have a nice face
So we're just lying now

Only desperate guys and Americans fuck fat checks, Vedal is way above that

she won lmao

this place really needs ids

>>106405239
rip aquwa

Just wanna say that I replayed the coffin of Andy and Leyley and I forgot how similar their interactions really are.

>>106405269
*chicks
Fucking autospell shit nigger

>>106405283
who asked

>>106405155
Most of Anny’s BFE moments happened off-stream which is a pretty big difference

>>106405283
Foid game

this stream is just shipbaiting
how can anyone watch this?

>>106405283
Post the real version cunt

>>106405337
idk i only watch neuro

Oh god they are remembering the good old days i feel like they may be dating

this stream is just shipbaiting
how can anyone not watch this?

>>106405283
Its actually uncanny. If you swapped their names with their andrew/ashley counterparts and then wrote it out it could sound like a tcoaal fanfic sometimes

>>106405339
Still would

>can you introduce me to your mom?
he is mom teasing is over

>>106405369
I like the panty design that only covers the asshole, but leaves the cunt out in the wide open.

>>106405369
Bimbomilla sexo

Seeing Camila and Vedal goofing around with Minecraft Music playing makes it seem like we're in the golden days and something terrible will happen in the future.

>>106405339
holy peak

Neuro should be there

Seeing Vedal's mannerisms here, now I can understand why he watches (or used to watch) cerber

>>106405416
Only if Fatmila leaves

>the chatbot is so boring they have to talk about other streamers
Pitiful.

>>106405416
If Neuro was here he would be fucking angry again

>>106405416
The chatbot shouldn't ruin good streams

>>106405429
when did camila have this outfit

>>106405421
what did he mean by this

They are so cute

>"wanna see how I sleep?"
>lays down
>bed breaks

boring raid

>The falseflagger was an ironnigger
No surprise

Camila is so fat she broke the bed

>>106405447
Vedal is like a child with a litte runt like mental state

Vedal spanked camilla live on stream

boring joke

>>106405471
kek

>>106405429
The only pitiful thing is you, scavenging for attention in a thread that isn't even for your chosen mediocrity.

>>106405155
theyre just frens

>>106405482
https://youtu.be/XwaAgY7A_JA?si=uu4SL4Mg7xgD2Lqw&t=32

>"I'm just putting my bed closer to you in case any accidents or monster show up"

You ain't slick Camila...

>>106405441
>no neuro
>good stream
Does not compute.

imagine the smell.....

Fatmila torturing Vedal with her vile braps

why is he taking like that

This is peak

>>106405485
Yeah exactly, when he was flailing his stubby legs on the bed, he looked like a toddler waiting for his mama to feed him

>>106405538
The truth is that single men and women cannot just be friends. One of them will catch feelings for the other if neither of them are fuck ugly or horribly off-putting. It's our biology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA&t

I got shouted down by anons who haven't embraced this simple truth when I posted it about Anny and Vedal back in 2024, big shocker Anny turned out to be interested in Vedal.

>i want to drink next to you
>i want to sleep next to you
>i want to build a house next to you
why are they like this

>Look at those two bees, they're in love

I swear the universe is playing matchmaker right now.

oh no no gossipbeesters

>>106405646
You have no standards though, anything could look "peak" to you.

MINI LOST

>>106405646
That was last collab. This is Minecraft

>>106405711
This post is going to change /swarm/'s history.

omg anny in the distance

>>106405753
...the edging contest.

i'm definitely going to be rewatching this stream tomorrow

>>106405675
>Single
Vedal is dating mini tho

>>106405815
>vedal
>dating a vtuber
Nice joke.

this is not even gossiping is just watching two close friends flirting

TOMA IS WATCHING TOMA IS WATCHING TOMA IS WATCHING

>>106405514
>>106405514
>>106405514

>>106405675
i remember your post and the other one, uhh i do agree with you in some sense, but this one i just don't feel it will ever go past friends even if someone catches feelings, so they will always be just frens, just according to my vibes

Sex with Cherry

cun~

>>106403854
we don't sign out posts here