Thread 106401977

Alana the Frostfire Fox shitposter
+ discussion of Kirsche and Leaflit included

>YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@SmugAlana
>Clips
https://www.youtube.com/@SmugAlanaVtuberClips
>VODs
https://www.youtube.com/@smugalanavods
>Twitter
https://x.com/SmugAlana
>Twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/smugalana
>Discord
https://discord.gg/smugalana

Leaflit: https://www.youtube.com/@LeaflitAsari/
https://www.twitch.tv/Leaflit
https://kick.com/leaflit

Kirsche: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl/
https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
https://kick.com/kirsche

Previous: >>106345240

Anon its time to let go, nobody cares about Sinder, we only care about Alana's butthole

sitting in the grass in the middle of the night and watching the stars with alana's cute pink anus

Why Alana hasn't replied to Bao and Shondo apologies?
She happily replied to the shitty Bao tweet that got her on hot waters

>>106402251
>Anon its time to let go, nobody cares about Sinde
I care
Specially because that bitch secretly lurks here so she'll have to look at her mistakes and criticism for as long as this board lives

>>106401977 (OP)
Leaflit's birthday is on November 9th in 3 days!
If you'd like to contribute something to her birthday card, the only rules are no NSFW and nothing that can get possibly her banned

>>106402251
>>106402260
Case in point

>>106402251
That Google doc dropped on October 7
It's literally been a month since then

>Kirsche and Leaflit collab finally happening
>it's pay walled
FUCK
SHIT
GODDAMM
BITCH
FUCK

alana radicalized me
I hate men now

>>106402740
IT ISN'T FAIR UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>106402294
Oh no a schizo dramafag tourist says he cares about some month old drama. Whatever shall we do?

>>106402846
rape alana feet

>>106402251
>>106402260
I LOVE ALANA AND HER CUTE BUTTHOLE THAT I WANT TO KISS!

>>106402116
We should get Kirsche to voice act vore audio

>>106400468
I don't know but she said the stop oil protestors should be crushed alive in trash compactors and their remains put on display next to the paintings they want to destroy and frankly I think she's got a point.

>>106402890
YES PLEASE

>>106403464
Meant for
>>106403129
But I do also want to kiss Alana's stinky butthole

alana's ears are extra floppy today

there's reacting
and then there's overreacting

is Alana drunk? she's being incredibly annoying

>>106404113
yeah she's drunk on my cum

>>106402294
then put all of it onto one image and post that instead of wasting several posts on it.

>>106404113
>she's being incredibly annoying
She's a woman, anon, it's their nature.

Alana should really be grateful to Clio (and Lumi)
it was because of Clio's wholesome need to thank any and everyone who interacts with her stream that, even minutes after Alana's raid was briefly noted, she brought it up again to thank her some more and Lumi joined in, forcing Pippa to acknowledge it happened.

>>106404113
Annoying how?

>>106404647
I loved the sheer contempt that Pippa had in her voice when being forced to mention Alana

>>106404679
>picture of a steering wheel
>"WOW CHAT! A STEERUSSY WHEELUSSY!"
>cackles at her own joke for 5 minutes
>"SEX WITH CARS!"
>squeals for 2 minutes

>>106404809
Sounds drunk and eminently rapeable.
We should take advantage of this.

What can Alana do to gain car stacy's respect?

>>106401977 (OP)
Kitsunero:
https://www.twitch.tv/kitsunero
https://www.youtube.com/@Kitsunero

Rosiebellmoo:
https://www.twitch.tv/rosiebellmoo
https://www.youtube.com/@Rosiebellmoo

SquChan
https://www.twitch.tv/squchan
https://www.youtube.com/@SquChan

Berry Crepe:
https://twitch.tv/berrycrepe
https://youtube.com/@berrycrepe

Mintzey:
https://twitch.tv/mintzeymoon/
https://youtube.com/@mintzeymoon

Cypress:
https://twitch.tv/vtubercypress/
https://youtube.com/@vtubercypress

Amalgamyte
https://youtube.com/@amalgamyte
https://kick.com/amalgamyte

>>106404836
alana raped by a car

>>106404706
Is Pippa rape a new arc ?

>>106402260
>>106402890
All this anus talk made me check the boorus and, wow, there is a tag for that: "ass_close-up" combined with some other tags and you get very specific pics.
Very enlightening

>>106405097
Pippa forced to worship Alana's ass

>>106405097
alana cannot rape, only be raped

>>106404848
Please add Midas next time thanks

alana got raped by a ghost during a video about haunted houses
spooky

>>106404647
>>106404706
God!
Imagine yourself being Filian organizing another mass collaboration with multiple 4view VTubers— and then coercing Pippa to do your bidding with the threat of her getting forced to spend the majority collab with Alana.

>>106405637
The ectoplasm still drips down her thighs. Scar stuff.

Fuck, Alana, I don't need to hear about your fucking crush oh my !

>>106405797
it's okay he ghosted her (haha) right after the haunted house incident

This guy is kind of an unbearable faggot

Pippa decided not to stream today, so Alana wouldn't raid her

>>106406252
Smart move, Alana would have raped her if she did by forcing Pippa to acknowledge her

>>106406252
she was hiding in a collab with lucy and chacha
good thing too because alana implied she would have raided her

How she still does´nt realize how fucking creepy she is. One day will pippa snap and made long ass post or video about alana. I admire pippa for not doing it yet, but one she will snap.

>>106406646
That's not something Pippa would do

>>106406425
>choosing to raid pippa instead of one of her friends on their birthday
Shameful

>>106405741
I'm seeing that there is a second pic on that set with the raping done via dildos.
This could totally be Alana

the streamer that raped that dude on stream or whatever the fuck that everyone pretended to care about got unbanned
I'm surprised alana didn't bitch about it on stream

>>106402294
>that bitch secretly lurks here
Anon that's a rrat I STARTED

>>106407562
>the streamer that raped that dude on stream
Hot!

That reminds me of how Kirsche was glowing hard on Xitter a few days ago over a mentally ill migrant in Germany who pushed another man thereout of a window and then proceeded to rape him on the streets.
People tried to stop him and according to the news article she retweeted, some of the pedestrians in Germany filmed the rape because they couldn't pry the rapist off the still alive defenestration victim.

>>106407783
Found it!
https://x.com/KirscheVerstahl/status/1983687633176764622

>>106406646
Someone should tell her

We need vore with this kirsche variant specifically.
And the pineapple hat one too
https://x.com/Lich_Nikko/status/1983720624141832523/photo/1

>>106408301
there is one with kirsche's summer outfit, alana isn't the prey though sadly
it's pippa
https://files.catbox.moe/hz91eq.jpg

>>106407562
>I'm surprised alana didn't bitch about it on stream
He probably friends with Nano do that's why Alana will never shit talk that streamer

>>106409682
it was a hood ratchet asian fleshstreamer and alana already condemned her actions a few days ago ESL-kun
she like touched some dude's dick and twerked on him or something and a bunch of people acted like they were really mad about it

>>106409953
The fucked up thing is that the dude is some manager or assistant or whatever on that streamer house. He isn't really a content creator.
So if the woman wanted to twerk on some guy why didn't she pick one of the guys that actually has streaming as his job instead of some bookworm type of man.
Felt like one of those times the sound guy or camera guy gets pressured into doing something on TV and he looks extremely awkward the whole time.

Meatlit

>>106402325
Well, I did my best, given the constraints.
I even found a white piece of paper with just a little oil stain on it, only the best for my oshi.
I initially wanted to draw her being made fun of for being nude in public, but decided to not let my dreams be memes and went with demon core concept, which I hope is recognizable.
Scale as desired, card anon.

>>106411985
You can do all sorts of nifty stuff on PC if you don't have a tablet.
For example you can turn the image into monochrome to get rid of picture colors, then adjust the levels. You can do this with Photoshop or even Gimp which is free.
Also can transform the lineart into from raster layer into vector layer and then apply different brushes in clipstudio paint, so you can instantly start coloring or editing to your hearts content.

>>106412637
I know but it's too bothersome, I usually just stick with auto-balance.

>>106411036
More like Latelit

https://www.twitch.tv/leaflit
https://kick.com/leaflit

anything AI generated that isn't a shitpost is ultra cringe 99.9% of the time

>>106411985
>>106412637
leaf no!

>>106411985
>>106412637
This is self harm

>leaflit
>white

I made this…

>>106413471
>expecting Twitter to not be completely fucking retarded

>>106413484
there's no laws about the korsche, batman

>>106413484
fire alana is dirty disgusting diseased loose coochie and asshole whore tier

>>106413551
>t. frost alana

>>106413320
she's just playing with her special place

>>106413815
That would be like reaching inside your skull to poke at your own brain

>>106413915
I heard squirting ice cold water into your ear holes feels really good

>>106414350
Good way to give yourself swimmer's ear

>>106413484
Leaflit recommends breeding right now

>Wanting to see Leaflit's reaction to collabing with Kirsche
>She doesn't even know who the collab partner is yet

leaflit and kirsche collab where they vore fire and frost alana and press their alana filled bellies together

>>106411985
Very cute, thank you Anon!

I would procreate with leaflit

>>106415698
It would require a miracle

yikes who is this freak leaflit is watching

>>106415773
No idea but he sounds pretty based

channel name update
https://www.twitch.tv/ashymoth -> https://www.twitch.tv/ranaitia
leaflit finally made her friend shymoth change her channel name to her company given slave name so it's official now

yeah that sucks about people wishing she were killed but what are leaflit's thought about me having anal sex with alana (non-consensual)

>>106417380
no thoughts not even leaflit is going to collab with alana over kirsche
blacked

>>106417380
You're going to have a hard time doing that, after Kitsu vores and turns Alana into Indian food (do not seek out the .webms)

>>106404647
Link with timestamp?

leaf says she doesnt read these boards anymore as of a previous stream so this can be said freely surely
she spends a lot of time on stream saying that other people are evil without actually realizing that it's the opposite and a lot of people see her as the evil one no matter how many brain games she plays with herself to think she's on the right side
if you're going to pretend not to read these boards at least realize the truth at some point in your life if you pass over this post we know you're just in this to make money, your opinion never mattered to people in recent times they just want to hear you say the thing so they can say "based" as you continue to make fun of yourself as a christian larping trad-wife right-wing roleplayer then cry yourself in your mom's arms after the stream ends and you continue to do again day after day
it's time to change or find maturity

>>106417596
This is your based rightwing commentator fighting the culture war against the woke mob btw!
A male VTubing sexpest groomer whom gets offended when he's indirectly described by a loli VTuber (his favourite anime body type)

>>106417622
Kill yourself

>>106417646
Hi Crazy

>>106417657
Kek I'm not whoever your schizoid delusions lead you to believe I am. I'm just over listening to you bitch about Leaf all the fucking time. All the time with this shit.

>>106417697
I don't really have the time or the care to think about you when it so obviously is when you go running to her about something that was posted and she has to pause the stream to meltdown about it offscreen. It's so fucking obvious it's you. The only person who would immediately reply and say things like "kek" in a fucking 4chan thread. Stay in your Discord.
Stay mad, manbitch. And stop making catalog threads advertising your shit YouTube channel that is just a collection of other people's videos.
Get the fuck out of here.

we love leaflit here

>>106417843
Whatever nigger. I'm not the one sitting here impotently seething about some chuuba that says mean things I don't like.

>>106417895
You're right, I should get paid to pretend to enjoy this too.

>>106417927
While I'm at it, I'm annoyed with how persistent the Alana antis have been for the past month too. We have to deal with ritualposts and some dumb nigger constantly trying to psychoanalyze Pippa and every other vtuber Alana interacts with to spin some narrative because he's mad Alana didn't read a fucking 1000 page document and shit on people evenly enough. It's all retarded.

>>106417522
Nvm found it
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2608297519?t=1h44m30s

>>106417966
That one Alana poster needs to fucking stop taking up like 6-8 posts for his bullshit, how mad can you fucking be. Nobody cares about Sinder, AntiAnon.
Be more creative with your salt.

Also oh, if you think i've making a lot of the Anti-Leaflit posts, you're wrong, those are someone else. This is probably the first thing in the thread that you can call an anti-post in months and it's very soft-handed. I made a card for the birthday post.

Maybe if her takes and videos weren't edited for the maximum possible ragebaiting engagement to maximize profits she wouldn't get a lot of haters. It's really funny how that works.

She'll never learn that though. She's already at the state of "People are going to hate me anyway so I might as well do whatever I want" not realizing that behavior only maeks people double down when she doubles down.
Like how braindead of a take it is to be like "People say I'm a Racist and a Nazi so I might as well be a Racist and a Nazi" and then going to stream with that take orally in public. Like no shit they're mad.

Alana being a wishy-washy moderate is the only thing that keeps people coming back without the same kind of anger and they're only mad when she doesn't cover something rather than what her take on it is and it keeps people from polarizing and fighting against sides. That's why her numbers are always going to be higher.

But that's my take on it, feel free to return to talking about Alana's butthole or whatever the topic was before.

>>106418145
Product of the political climate become mega polarized and retarded. There is no "center" anymore. People demand you be entirely lockstep with them or else you're a "cuck" or a "Nazi" or whatever. You can see it with Leaf too, she doesn't go full whole hog on wanting to kill all trannies so you get people calling her a tranny lover or whatever, and we don't even need to discuss how and why leftoids rage at her.I can remember a time when people didn't bite the kind of low effort bait Julio puts into her videos but the collective IQ of the internet has fallen significantly since Tumblr exploded.

>>106418264
I think you're right about all of this in my observations as well. Though, people are starting to show fatigue as well even though they may have enjoyed it in the past.
People have been indoctrined in the past several years, possibly even fair enough to say past decade to either be on Team Red or Team Blue and absolutely make sure you fight against people who are your enemy based on their team color alone. It's the removal of individuality sold wholesale to people thinking it's a required path of living.
The internet used to be a place where we used to go to disassociate from offline and the stress of living a real life, unfortunately people saw opportunity to sell themselves "as a brand" and try to make money off other people and that's how we've arrived here. There's no communion anymore, it's either you're on my team or you're the enemy. I dislike how things have become everywhere but this is how it is now.

If people don't start pulling back and taking control of things in recreating the internet as a neutral space uncontrolled by any one government it'll be fully corporate controlled before you know it instead of just being an overwhelming majority.

Kirsche, Alana, Leaflit and the other streamers I'm sure they're all good people and they want to make money to continue being able to stream without needing a part or full-time side job distracting them from what they want to do online.

But they need to realize that the content they're doing is not worth having a third party in between the viewer and watching someone else's YouTube video. It's like arguing "Why would I watch someone else play video games when I can play the game myself?" when streaming was first popularizing.
People can go to YouTube and click the video to watch it themselves, what is the current need for a woman to talk over it for me? Do I need to be spoonfed? Especially when the transformative part is mostly going "yep- I agree- yup anyway guys that's my opinion give them a click here's the link" and I know the numbers something like that on YT pulls in and it's disgusting.

I don't get it, they can do better. At least Kirsche seeks out articles and puts the journalism part together herself some of the time. That's what's considered special in this genre and it really shouldn't need to be when that's what they want to appear as, Journalists.

Alas

>>106418513
You're.. what, 15 years(?) late with your post

>>106418560
And? Does it make it any less relevant?
Not much has changed in the last 15-20 years other than younger users coming in without knowing what came before them and older users being pushed out by life either by dying or getting married and moving offline in life.

It's always going to be the same issues.

>>106418587
And your bitching and whining is going to change that?

>>106418665
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

>>106418587
>>106418513
This is more an indictment of react content in general than specifically anything to do with vtubers specifically. And unfortunately react content is a large part of the Youtube meta, like it or not. People want to see what their favorite talking heads have to say about SUBJECT. Fags like Asmongold and Hasan became literaly millionaires doing this shit.

>>106418717
Then people are going to have to start noticing they work for the same parent company. Copying what they do is not ever going to work for anybody else, it only helps in spreading the message or propaganda they're trying to push.
There needs to be a return to individuality instead of a bunch of people who can just be lumped together much like this thread. People are already starting to see how much both Asmon and Hasan are full of shit but there are people out here working full time to make sure that sentiment never becomes aware and others want to suck them off thinking they'll get a slice of the pie if they keep doing it.

>almost an hour just listening to random music Leaf likes
Variety streamer

>>106417966
>I'm annoyed with how persistent the Alana antis have been for the past month
>and some dumb nigger constantly trying to psychoanalyze Pippa and every other vtuber Alana interacts with
https://youtu.be/3-dKqG3SV3g

then file a fucking report for spamming/flooding if you hate his ritual posts so much
no one's obligated to glaze Alana to be here. If she's forever in the cuck chair while Pippa and Kirsche gets it on, I will laugh at it.

>>106419107
anime tangent
also because she was going to play video games with an open lobby in sonic rumble and is probably now to anxious to follow-through
will most likely do this for another half hour or so but still needs to lock in since that's a sponsored stream too

>>106384571
Not entirely up to Leaf's lore but doesn's she have relatives and friends in Japan. I'm pretty sure she previously said that she is american first if it come to choosing one or the other. Are they nip or zainichi?

>>106419329
I haven't watched Leaflit long enough to know the full lore, but sleuthing her PL shows that she used to be a resident in Hokkaido.

>>106419372
Never heard this one before.

>Asari comes in to try and get Leaf back on track
>tangent continues unabated for another 30 minutes and counting
Her autism is too strong, the fidget toys arent working

>>106419406
Most of it is stuff she already talks about on stream.
>adding guns to her gun collection
>having a gay brother (he's successful in his own right after sleuthing him too)
>playing gatcha
>publically disdaining Reddit for being pozzed
>adding knives to her knife collection

This slime girl appears to be mostly the same as she was in 2018, except no longer depressed.

>>106407620
NTA but didn't she say as much during the parrot stream?

>>106417966
>because he's mad Alana didn't read a fucking 1000 page document
Then she shouldn't have lied about having read the document off camera while skipping the Nano part of the document ON PURPOSE

>>106419610
Couldn't collect guns in 2018
Gay brother still talked to her
Spent over 700 dollars in FGO trying to roll for Brynhildr of all servants
Reddit has always been pozzed
Knives? Can't remember her collecting knives, maybe because she couldn't buy guns?

So no, other than gacha it's not like 2018 as there are also several other qualifiers missing, you may have to also go recheck that last part

I'm just saying you might be going too deep and finding the wrong information. It's not worth it, from one to another.

>>106419704
fuck dat shit.
I ain't going back into the mines!

>>106419628
You know what would really send a message to Alana? If you set yourself on fire.
"This is your fault SmugAlana™ you should've read my google docky! AAaaarrghj"

>>106419628
how's about this: if alana gets new art or a model from nano within the next year you can complain all you want. if not, then just let it go. if your concern was her lying to her chat, they're all a bunch of brain addled 12 year olds who probably don't remember who sinder is anymore. to back up these claims, look at her chat on any given day

SLAVES

>>106419329
>I'm pretty sure she previously said that she is american first if it come to choosing one or the other.
Doesn't make her eyes any rounder does it now?

>>106419929
THIS IS YOUR SONG
THANK YOU

>>106419946
>t. Latinx

>>106420003
>implying I'm a sweaty beaner of any kind of flavor
What's next, calling me a swarthy poo in loo?

>>106420065
>>implying
señor... all the H1B poos got clogged in the loo last month.
The only demographic that's still jealous of east asians are Latinxs.

So what is this shit, Sonic Fall Guys?

>>106420277
yeah pretty much
with lots and lots of microtransactions too

>>106420368
So just like Fall Guys

>>106420378
oh I've never played it so I had no idea
the game has mixed reviews on steam and most of the reviews are complaining about the microtransactions

>page: 10
About to hit the sack.
I want to give Leaflit cunnilingus and listen to her exhales.

>>106421378
the rape scent in alana's case

>>106418867
Why do you assume their management company dictates their content? I am pretty sure they buy the same brand of canned beans too, which doesn't seem to bother you.

>>106422640
>Why do you assume their management company dictates their content?
Because good, obedient slaves listen to their (((masters))).

Berry love

>>106422640
If I hired two people to fight each other while acting like they didn't know each other people would be really fucking suspicious too.
How could you argue any angle otherwise?

It's an act. Kayfabe. Made up. Everybody fell for it. It's profitable Heel vs Babyface shit. A wrestling plot.

>>106424018
>I hired two people to fight each other
two people hired you to do their taxes

what will foxu talk about it today
>>106424018
asmon himself admitted that they both farm each other for content. it's a mutually beneficial "rivalry"

>>106424091
she should talk about the upcoming paywalled video games collab with leaflit and getting stuttering craig a proper makeup regimen for men that doesn't make him look like a drag queen on camera

>>106421378
So Alana has been super smelly all along

Leaflit could morph her slimebody to have a futa cock which she then uses to fuck Alana with

>>106426022
this would never happen
she would never even grow a cock to fuck herself

>>106426847
she would to spend 5 hours gooning in her room

>>106426919
could never do it if it was her own
she'll never top and you can't make her

>>106428868
let this shitty grifter general die

>>106430296
You can always just fucking leave

>>106430477
No

>>106430739
Then you have no right to complain

>>106430739
in that case post about alana's cute anus instead

>>106431171
me on the right

>>106424091
Meanwhile Analana only does the laziest reactions to already existing content. Barely even makes it past the fair use threshold. Shameful really.

>>106431171
I feel like the Alanas should be reversed here, since it’s universally accepted that fire Alana is the slut

>>106432159
I think Fire Alana told Frost Alana to lick her armpits as a punishment for some misbehaving. But Frost Alana is a covert night lady, so she likes that kind of things, and when Fire Alana saw the sheer content and arousal of Frost Alana she couldn't stop but frawn and seethe.
Remember that Frost Alana also has her shoulders uncovered, but long sleeves. I don't think the sleeves just slipped, I think they're down on purpose.

When I have a bad dream Alana or Leaflit, (depending on whos at my house at the time) will come into my bedroom, read me a bedtime story and press their pits into my face until I drift off to sleep like a baby.
And call me a good boy

>>106432889
cease your heresy, frost alana is a pure maiden

https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
https://kick.com/kirsche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZpetNQP0uc&pp=0gcJCQMKAYcqIYzv

Pippa going live at Alana's time on Alana's weekend break, what does that mean ?

>>106431052
I think you need to come to grips with the possibility that Alana may not actually have a cute anus. Until she shows hole, we cannot be sure. The fact that she switched from her slut thong to those ugly shorts indicates that she has something terrible she wants to hide.

>>106434409
pippa is mocking alana
>>106432955
and their pits are really sweaty and stinky

>>106434488
a cock...

>>106434620
she does mention her cock and balls pretty often...

How does Kirsche have constant hiccups

>>106434717
Alana streams with a hand on her balls all the time. Just rolling them around

>kitsu removed all stream vods from her channel
she is never coming back youtube bros

>>106434717
The rope on her tail is there easy to reach for sudden CBT cravings, so yeah

>>106434789
I think she's said why before but I don't remember

>>106434841
Couldn't handle mean comments on the interwebs or what?

>>106435002
that's why she will never be /smug/

Hi Alana I know you're /here/ I want you to know I just jerked off to Sinder

>>106435203
I just jerked off to this
https://files.catbox.moe/njvfz4.png

>>106435203
I love brown haired Alana

>Is-rai-el
It's starting to bug me

>>106435519
are you getting fustrated?

>>106435519
kirsche is the first person I've seen pronounce it like that, it's weird

>indian poop throwing festival
can't make this shit up

>>106436833
Curious how completely assblasted the Indians got about merely having that event filmed.

>>106437026
DO NOT REDEEM THE POO YOU BLOODY BASTARD!

How many WHITE SERVANTS do you have /smug/?

>>106434789
cuz i always think about her.

>december merch drop
yay
if I remember right kirsche said this one would be more SFW merch compared to her last one

>>106435588
The only time I've heard it said that way is in church hymns

>>106438048
lewd

https://www.twitch.tv/sinder
Apparently Sinder has a frost model...

>>106438220
she vored alana and digested her and absorbed her power
this is the official lore btw

>>106438220
Ahhhhhhh oh noooooo Alana frost sinder is draining my balls..... quick you need to drain my balls back harder to sway me back to your side... ahhhhhhhh oh nooo

Is Leaf's "human" form still squishy to the touch like her slime form?

"Co lickwilly"

>>106435002
probably copyright strikes or something

>>106438579
I'd have to squeeze her butt to find out

>>106438579
3d leaflit has extremely squishable cheeks

>>106438798
She needs to make the hair just a touch darker blue it looks washed out on this model

Leaflit should sit on my lap whilst we watch youtube videos

journos love writing stories about regretful whores because they get to plaster their articles with hornybait while being sanctimonious about it.

>>106435203
I just jerked off to Sinder again Alana.

>enter industry
>be successful
>pull up the ladder
pretty sure I've heard vtubers saying the same shit. telling other people to not enter their industry because it's all terrible while they continue cashing in and living the easy life

>>106440955
Good for you, don't pork my pure oshi sinderfreak

damn, I want to marry Kirsche, but I don't make as much money as her

>>106438220
Based
looks way better than Alana's model

Out of however many married/engaged e-celebs you know, how many of them ended up with another e-celeb? Would be interesting to see break down by sex as well.

I WANT ALANA NURSING HANDJOB AND POSSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED MILKY!!!

>>106442242
Ah, not sure if being in the industry ("manager") would count as being e-celeb...

>>106442242
nyanners and aethel is the only one that comes to mind when it comes to vtubers. I don't think aethel was that big though when they met

>>106442242
those relationships always seem like an arranged marriage or a political marriage
>I have big viewer number, you have big viewer number, let's have big numbers together.
but then one gets jealous and the other has to quit or they break up.

>>106442906
Getting jealous of each other makes no damn sense, more views means more money. Get the bag instead of being retarded.

>>106442242
Is Kitsu's fiance a streamer?

>>106443065
that statement makes me want to end my stream early and slam the back door until it breaks (not sexual)

>>106442906
>an arranged marriage or a political marriage
kinda based

>>106442242
Destiny has gay sex with Nick Fuentes.
Hasan Piker secretly (not really)dates valkyrae.
Mizkif used to date Emiru before he SA'd her.

It's not really that hard to see why it happens.
Typically the people you date is mostly circumstantial unless you met on [insert dating app name here].
Typically e-celebs are more likely to hanky panky eachother because that's the group of people they spend the most time with.
Hell! Even in VTubing NIJISANJI EN is basically Sodom and Gomorrah with every leak that comes out of that VTubing company.

Mintzey is back!
https://twitch.tv/mintzeymoon/

Also new Internet Historian react video from a few days ago
https://youtu.be/gPAcgrRazIU

>>106445239
kill yourself

Kirsche's streamaversary is tomorrow!

it's over...

>>106443925
I guess the whole point of Twitchcon is just one massive mixer.

>>106445523
pic related did say he disdains Twitchcon because it's a massive orgy for streamers (almost entirely male) to use their e-celeb status to fuck their fans masquerading as a fan meetup.

>>106445705
this has been known for years and continues to be and then streamers go to it and get molly'd at the vip club and do a shocked pikachu face when they wake up with a rough throat

>>106438065
>not even grimmi said congrats
DAMN
>>106445705
yeah pretty much. either for them to fuck fans or each other

>>106445523
>>106445523
>>106445523
>>106445705
>>106446000
Twitch is the biggest joke of a mainstream website on the entire internet. The whole thing is just Dan Clancy's goon cave mroe or less.

>>106445358
Kirsche streamaversary in saturday
leaflit birthday in sunday
Oh boy my wallet will suffer.

>>106445239
Based

>>106402325
When is the deadline to submit something?

>>106447511
Towards the end she sounds like Bao

>twitch shitting the bed again
I just want to watch streams...

>>106448051
Is it? I'm watching Yuy and it seems mostly fine minus a few micro stutters

>>106448051
>>106448319
Depends on where you live which datacenters you get. I remember way back then I would be fine and other people I knew wouldn't be able to watch, and sometimes it would be my turn. I think there is enough AWS expansion in the world by now not to be noticable but sometimes it can still happen

>>106417645
Good lord. What makes someone post this types of comments on social media? I get it if you are a dumb teenager or something but an adult? Have you no foresight? Like, is not even about someone using againts you like picrel, but having enough selfawareness that someday you maybe married or have a kid, or like this guy "find Jesus" or whatever, and them or the "new you" might see this comments, and they'll always be there even if you try to delete them and the shame will make you want the earth to swallow you. Sorry for the essay but I just don't get it. I'm here on 4chan where I'm just a number and I still wouldn't post shit like this.

Pork 'n Gloplit

>>106448523
The internet is absolutely chokefull of people like this nowadays, kids that got online when twitter was growing and posted whatever moronic thing came to their minds for the world to see.
I don't know what happened between the 90s and the 2010s that kids forgot important net rules like don't reveal your personal information, and specially don't post that kind of stuff attached to your name.
Fifteen years later and twitter posts are still viewable for the world to see.

>>106448752
tasty
>>106448838
the internet became too mainstream and people got too comfortable with it, and as a result make poor decisions without thinking

>>106449176
>tfw literally zero social media presence
Fuck you data harvesters (except for this place I know its a glowie honeypot now whatever)

The people who only watch Kirsche's Youtube uploads must be very confused when they see her randomly bouncing around like crazy

>>106435588
yeah, it should be is for isis, ra for the egyptian sun god, and el for the canaanite version of anu.

>>106448752
Despite everything else her cooking remains really lovely.
I'm glad she's back to posting it for others to see.

>>106451168
>isis
either her or ishtar, but they're supposed to be the same entity in the end. but probably ishtar, so it's a progression from sumeria to egypt to canaan before they reached the "promised land."

>watch current events and stuff with kirsche
>get too blackpilled
>watch berrycrepe laugh like a toddler at some old video
>recovery
>watch current events and stuff with kirsche
>get too blackpilled
>watch berrycrepe

Should I masturbate to Sinder for a third time today?

Why did Powdur side with Sinder? Is she just a mentally ill neonazi contrarian?

>>106452283
Depends on attitude, yes if you insert as dealing revenge, no if you insert as a findom simp.

>>106447648
I'm not sure when a good time would be honestly.
What do you all think? Ideally it would be nice for her to look at it on stream, though I'm not sure if she does at fan stuff on her birthday streams

>>106452412
try this question again but ask on bluesky

>>106435519
>>106435588
To be fair, Israël is closer to the original pronunciation since, as you may already know, the Kingdom of Israel is a theophroic name meaning 'one who wrestles with El' after Jacob won a fight with an angel, the namesake of the Biblical Kingdom, and subsequently the modern State of Israel.

The ae diphthong is just a very common Anglicized mispronunciation— Israel is originally a 3 syllable name, not 2.

>>106452481
What if I insert as a loving bull?

>>106446087
>her face as she's happily pushing out an evian bottle sized gurd on me

>>106453515
listen buddy we already have the smell of fox piss in this thread we don't need this too!

>>106453515
I never thought i'd see the grimmi scat poster here

https://www.twitch.tv/leaflit
https://kick.com/leaflit

Alana's fox stench and DNA deep in my skin as we cuddle all day and as I sleep every night in her massive soft and warm tail. She whispers in my ear "No woman will ever want you except me, stinky boy, you're mine and only mine"

>>106453808
I thought it was one of those shitty forced memes, but I was surprised she actually brought it up herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mAwC1IVs0g&t=16692s

>>106454268
Dafuq‽
Leaflit doesn't normally stream on Friday.

>>106454268
>>106454538
she's been working overtime, she's streamed every day for the past 12 days

>>106454593
Why is that every man she deems attractive becomes gay?

Using AI as a xitter debate coach is retarded because debating on xitter is retarded

>>106454728
Stop asking questions or she might deem you attractive

>leaflit says that she's not autistic
>while playing with her autism toys

>>106454903
Every time I see Mujin's model I want his genitals in my mouth.
Every time I listen to Mujin speak (on stream not on video) I want to drain him.

>>106455190
Tism is as tism does.

What did Julio want to give Leaflit?
(Wrong answers only)

>>106455350
>wrong answers only
Not sex

>>106455350
man's begging for a green card
stay in chile

>>106455350
Cheese

>>106454423
Alana and Kirsche taking turns pissing on you like a looney tunes cartoon to mark their territory until you become a soggy piss prune

>Asari just comes in and randomly dumps a cat on Leaf
Quality content

>"women used to harass men who didn't go to war in WW1 and WW2"
>muh woman BAD
society as a whole shamed men for not going to war in WW1 and 2
this is the kind of retardation I would expect from alana's chat, not leaflit's

>>106456283
But woman IS bad. Man also bad. People bad.

>>106456283
Objectively true and real chat intelligence rankings:
-Kirsche
-Leaflit
power gap the diameter of the known observable universe
-Alana
I sometimes wonder how the majority of Alana's chat remembers they need to breathe to stay alive

>>106456967
Alana's chat are Redditors, so no one should eb surprised by this.

>>106456967
I'm pretty sure chimping out and banning everyone whom notices that that "woman" in the video Alana is reacting to sounds like a man, which filters out anyone with functioning neurons.

>>106457305
is that person actually a tranny? yeah she sounds manly but that alone isn't proof enough

>>106457554
I didn't have a specific video in mind when making my previous comment.
It's just that I hold Tomics in extremely low regard for prescribing chat to call Anal Violence a she after all that shit he pulled.

sexually assaulting alana's anus

>>106457648
I just see everyone is various chats calling her a tranny but there's no really definitive proof of it
it's odd

>>106458191
She has the most masculine voice I've ever heard coming out of a supposedly woman's mouth. Dunno if she's a tranny or not but holy fuck is that voice manly.

I hope kirsche uses the korsche model tomorrow

>>106456590
Best take

I want to squish Leaflit like a stress ball

Slime Leaflit entering your urethra while you try to fuck her

>>106460202
Sounding the the sole domain of Kirsche in these parts

Dead hours bake
>>106460344
>>106460344
>>106460344

>>106460360
how dare you not edit the image and call fire alana a disgusting whore

>>106460369
FireAlana being a disease ridden wench then likes of which not even sunfish could compete against is already common knowledge.

It would a be a redundancy

>>106460360
Thank you, I was planning on baking early anyways because I'm going to sleep and wanted to post the Leaflit card early on since her birthday is tomorrow

>>106460410
>I was planning on baking early anyways because I'm going to sleep
Same…

>>106455597
Exactly

>>106454593
>she's been working overtime
Ah, so I was not imagining things.
By the "what raises up must come down" principle, I am dreading some terrible crash out in the near future.

>>106455350
resignation papers