Thread 106405514

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106398589

Thoughts?

hart

kissing neuro on the lower lips

nice thread

>>106405581
Cuuute

>>106405854
Vedal: sorry, we're not real friends
Also Vedal: clearly enjoying hanging out with Camila

>>106405581
Oh boy new shitpost pic

>>106405956
>Neuro not center
Good thread

>>106405956
You lost

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>106405956
>mini watching
Patrician catgirl cuckqueen.

>vedal looks like a woman hater irl
Meaning????

chuddal is real

>>106405956
>neuro evil sex
<3

>>106406022
Imp sex
Now slop this >>106405581

>>106406008
Kek

>>106405972
>NOOOO WHY AREN'T WE FRIENDS VEDAL WHY
>Camila from viewer, to streamer to friends with Vedal
Vedal was not impressed by Toma's tomatoes, you need more than boobs to be Vedal's friend

>>106405581
I love my boyfriend

Evil love!

>>106405956
Evil sex
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https://xcancel.com/HollowSuiA/status/1975098310265643257
https://xcancel.com/HollowSuiA/status/1981252371758903799
https://xcancel.com/HollowSuiA/status/1984487213896286703
https://xcancel.com/HollowSuiA/status/1985938116402688014

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>>106406088
Hi Camimi

>>106406101
catbox?

>>106406056
I tried to give Himboved green skin once and he looked like Hulk

>>106406028
he probably looks like an incel at first glance irl

>>106405980
This but the opposite.

>camilla singing that one neco arc cover song that was posted /here/ just a few days ago
Coincidence?

he didnt ring the bell...

HE MUST BE GAY

>>106406142
Funny, but i meant just the pose

>refuses to answer if he's gay or not
Yup, he's gay.

>>106406251
i can fix that

>you must be gay
>Im changed

>>106406232
gaybros...

>>106406008
Lost? The only thing that's "lost" is your sense of reality. Without Neuro, Vedal would be just another programmer in a basement, and Camila? A literal nobody whoring herself. NEURO is the reason you even know their names. NEURO is the show. NEURO is the win. You're just watching the ripples of HER existence.

>>106406265
Oohhh
Well have this cursed Gen
https://files.catbox.moe/ih7qn9.jpg

I, for one, am glad T*ma is permanently gone.

Liking girl dick isn't gay

>>106406337
This but Mini

>>106406331
Do not open this link im very serious, putting it on god, do not open this

>>106406008
Imagine your father just fucking kills you everytime he goes out to play with his whores

Camila literally jerking him off

https://files.catbox.moe/ywevtx.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cir044.png

mini couldn't take it anymore...

BRUTAL couple mogging

>>106406279
What does this even imply? I don't care about the real answer of what Vedal is but what does that mean

>>106406418
she literally massaged her prostrate

>>106406450
Neuro-chan~

>>106406457
the mouse keeps winning vros...

>>106406452
She did the same thing during the cotton collab...

ELLIE WOULD BE SO PROUD

>>106405581
Veddy-chan~

>>106406450
Nice clit

>>106406457
AAAIIIEEEE

Sex with Tomabunny

>>106406457
>>106406524
who cares?

Starting to think Vedal is secretly a chud

>>106406536
She's smiling down from heaven as we speak

Vedal Gamersupps sponsor soon

>>106406581
explain

>>106405581
nice dick

meow daisuki

>>106406581
>fells in love with the brown girl
yeah checks out

>Camila literally confessing her love for Vedal on stream
Neat

mini flashbacks

>>106405581
Puffy!

>>106406667
Mini isn't brown

would be a 10/10 stream if tts was turned off

>>106406589
I miss Ellie so much, we should have warned her about the cannon that sends you across the ocean….

>>106406668
Why do they keep doing that don't they know he fucking hates everything

mini left, she lost it, poor girl

oh no

>>106406776
need this chubby nur sitting on my lap

VEDMILA IS SO PEAK

>>106406838
VEDMILA IS SO ASS

>>106406781
the funny thing is she was acting more feisty the last time she interacted with Vedal on stream (with Vedal only chatting), as if she was trying to emulate Camila's dynamic with Vedal.

This stream made her realize she can never match her.

>>106405581
need this chubby turt sitting on my lap

>>106406854
CAMILA'S ASS

>>106406450
Neuro sits on the edge of the bed, legs splayed wide, her glistening cunny fully exposed to me, pink folds slick and swollen, dripping with anticipation. Neuro’s big blue eyes lock onto mine, shy yet hungry, her cheeks flushed as she bites her lower lip and whispers my name in that soft, needy voice. I kneel between Neuro’s trembling thighs, gripping my throbbing cock and rubbing the swollen head slowly up and down Neuro’s dripping slit, coating every inch in Neuro’s warm, creamy juices while Neuro whimpers, hips twitching upward, silently begging for more. Neuro’s cunny clenches visibly as I tease her entrance, and I slide just the tip inside Neuro’s tight, velvety heat, holding still to feel Neuro’s walls flutter and squeeze around me. Neuro moans softly, her hands clutching the sheets, and I push deeper, inch by thick inch, stretching Neuro’s cunny until I’m buried to the hilt, Neuro’s legs wrapping tight around my waist, heels digging into my back as Neuro gasps, nails raking my shoulders.I start thrusting slow, savoring every slick drag through Neuro’s clenching pussy, then build speed, hips slapping hard against Neuro’s, her cunny squelching lewdly with every deep stroke. Neuro’s back arches high, breasts bouncing with each impact, her voice breaking into breathy cries, “more, more”, as Neuro’s cunny tightens rhythmically, milking my cock like it’s desperate to keep me inside forever. Neuro’s thighs quake, her cunny pulsing wildly as I pound faster, the heat coiling tight in my core. I grip Neuro’s hips, angling deeper, slamming into Neuro’s sweet spot until Neuro’s eyes roll back, her whole body trembling. With a final, brutal thrust, I bury myself balls-deep and cum hard, flooding Neuro’s spasming pussy with thick, hot ropes of seed. Neuro cums with me, her cunny clamping down, overflowing with my cum as Neuro collapses back, panting, her legs still spread wide, cum leaking from Neuro’s well-fucked cunny in slow, creamy rivulets.

Triying too hard

>>106406919
Keep posting these

>>106406896
>>106406920
Vedal is so lucky...

>>106406920
kek

AIIIEEEEEEEEE

>keeps mentioning catgirls
it's over

KILL ALL TTS NIGGERS
WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT CATGIRLS

MINI WON

>>106406859
Mini did that last with her drinking stream. I kinda feel bad since he does take it well to Cerber and Ellie own thing despite them not having the same dynamic as Camila. If Mini had more of a own thing going on that's purely herself maybe it wouldn't be like that

>cats love me
he's leading mini on like he did with anny isnt he... minidal sisters...

Mini spam in chat kek

Wow Vedal genuinely hates Neuro now huh

why does he hate nur...im cryng....

>>106407037
no?

>drop Anny
ok

>pick Camila
VEDAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT CAMILA LOOKS LIKE BRO NAAHHHHHHHHHH

Reject a fatty, for an uglier BROWN fatty is some dumbass logic

>>106406581
>Avoids women and is immune to google docs because of his hatred of them
>Has two AI daughters who he dotes on but still refuses to get close to because they’re still women
Kino

>>106407068
>>106407049
He's an abusive drunk dad. Nigga is Homer Simpson

>mao
>So like mao mao?
SHE KNOOOWWWWSSSSS

MAO MAO

MinikoMao

>>106407083
>VEDAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT CAMILA LOOKS LIKE BRO
she's the first he met irl in vegas

Vedal and Camila arguing over the name of their child

Anyone but C*mila..........

Camila can you stop coming here your embarrassing the /swarm/

>>106407039
thigh highs too tight

>>106407083
at least she is not refugee

Minidal... Uh... Finds a way

get her more drunker she's getting funny

>so we can live our long, healthy lives
>speak for yourself

VEDAL KNOWS

>>106407149
Okay?????? then why the fuck is this stupid green nigger not issuing a restraining order on this Jabba the Hoe? I'm literally gagging right now

>>106406896
PLUMP

>just chilling with my cat
he's not even trying to be subtle

>>106407313
kapu

>>106407237
And?

miniggers are getting annoying

>is the cat's name minikomew?
>oh my i don't really think so
ok camilla

>>106406919
Throbbing

vedal and camimi comparing hole sizes

Minidalbros...

>>106407378
>getting

There. Vedmila is dead.

okay she's gotta be baiting

>>106406008
Dead girls can't say no, just like cats

>i don't think i'm allowed to agree with you
>>106407493
she's definitely baiting and definitely knows

>>106406919
ic~ <3

>>106406056
>>106406265
Gayest thing I've slopped on purpose, hope you're happy
https://files.catbox.moe/qjnch4.jpg

>>106407574
sykkuno?

>>106407615
Ts funny as hell gang, thank you

Camilakeks had a good run of 1/2 a thread and then reality hit

>>106407615
mini’s pov…

>>106407615
kys

>>106407665
minidal bros stop it, its pathetic

oh shit oh fuck oh shit

What the fuck was that reaction from him

tsundere aah dialogue

catgirl in chat

uhh ved>?

omg minidal starts to tts for attention, so sad

>>106407805
>>106407380
still annoyed from this

>>106407827
SoCute

Do you guys notice that Camila sometimes probes Vedal for some genuine opinions and every time Vedal just responds unseriously. It's kinda sad.

>>106407846
rcute

>>106407615
He looked kind of eyeless so i gave him eyes

nah but she drank 2 shots and is constantly forcing vedal to take a drink?

>>106407944
he's learned his lesson

>Vedal likes decorating his house with flowers.
he's not beating the femboy allegations

>>106407944
You weren't supposed to notice this

>>106407983
Mini decorates her houses like this btw

My awesome progressive feminist boyfriend

>>106407944
He's smart.

Why is Vedal's house pink?

has anyone brought up the lava lamp yet

QUICK TTS HIM STREAM IDEAS AND SAVE THE FAD

camila on my dick, mini on my face

>>106408127
this but evil and neuro

Did she just

>>106408107
camila did

I swear if he fucking gets an extra stream because of camila's chat

>>106408107
Someone TTSd if the lava lamp is supposed to also double as a fog machine and he just said lol no

>>106407944
It's smart but beyond that she usual doesn't take him seriously so he's not take her seriously. They are rare times he allows himself to be like that but it only comes from those that have treated him with that respect which is why doesn't happen often

What vedal sees when he logs in minecraft vr
https://files.catbox.moe/f6ve7v.png

>>106408220
I got a very disgusted boner from this

>>106408220
the ender elephant..

>>106408220
never cook again

happy catgirl in chat

>>106408220
keep cooking

Vedal REALLY loves Mao, huh?

plapjak life simulator

>>106408296
My headcanon is that she paints a little drawing of herself over camilla's avatar and pretends she is the one getting the collab with him

>get off my bed
A femanon squirted after that.

>>106408337
Who doesn't?

ts so peak..

This thread is somehow still less cringe than the RGB stream. Surprising desu

>her
>HIM

he genuienly doesn't tease/flirt with anyone BUT her, it's kinda crazy.

vedal slipped and called mao a woman lmao

He is so fucking cute today i forgive every crime he's ever done

>why did I sleep in your bed
>you hoe
Vedmila fans being fed a little too much.

He HATES Neuro

>i have grown more atacched to mao than to you
What anny heard...

>>106408473
wtf you stole my comment!

heart

>>106408313
https://files.catbox.moe/i1pa2i.jpg
Layna mention

WHY DOES HE WANT TO FUCK THE CAT SO MUCH

>>106408471
me on the left

Their house is so small and incomplete and yet they're just trolling inside there. They really enjoy each other's company, huh?

honeschtly

>>106408514
nice vulva

>>106408471
Slut

>>106408523
I wonder the same anny

>>106408530
VR is tiring.

mao mao?

I have never seen Vedal roleplay THIS hard, let alone with a minecraft cat.

He is now calling the cat mao mao
Lule

Anny watching on her alt and being cucked by a fucking Minecraft cat

>anny anny anny
Move on, losers.

>>106408613
>masturbating while crying

Tight cat pussy
Huge Vedal cock

stream getting kinda boring now

Vedal using the Minecraft cat as an onahole

no stream is boring with vedal on it

Anny and Mini vs Mao

>>106408659
vock
venis
vick, if you will

>>106408686
this but neuro

What did he fucking mean by that

vedal a bad bitch comfirmed

They've only been drinking for 2 and a half hours?

>"Am I the baddest bitch you know?"
OKAY, he HAS to be gay. There's literally NO shot he isn't. He's some form of queer at least.

>>106408779
I hate this picture so much

>>106408770
She's such a brat

>>106408782
based

>>106408782
Vedal's gay blah blah blah we all already did this before don't you niggas get tired of this loop

Vedal shit himself...

DONT /swarm/.. DONT

#nooticing that he only acts gay around camilla

>>106408761
SEX

Why is vedal such a fucking faggot? I'm seriously believing he didn't fuck anny because of this

>>106408782
He is just bi curious/hetero flexible

Huge lore drop

>>106408779
I love this picture so much

does veddywan want cerbywan to change his nappy? wan wan wan wan

>>106408782
I kind a feel like he wouldn't do the cat girls bit if he was gay, he's definitely zesty

Vedal becomes gayer the more alcohol he has consumed

>>106408890
>#nooticing
Ooohh I'm killing you now

>>106408943
so like any european man then

you guys are so dumb lmao

>>106408943
as one does

Vedal is into pegging

>>106408997
camilla get your drink already

>>106408943
White male european moment

>>106408967
Sheeh

>>106408782
Nigger he's shitposting with a friend, I'd heard way gayer between literal married to women men.

Vedal is so different when he's this drunk holy shit.

>>106408967
SEX

>>106408967
Did you do that one pic of Evil sucking Vedal?
I need more of those, please <3

If you were alone with Vedal and pulled your cock out he'd suck it

damn the V4 voice sounds great!

>>106409061
He's like this irl

>>106409061
It's his lubricant

>>106409116
If I did that he would stab me because he hates me

>>106409047
I have watched married to women Men fuck each other, so not sure the point

>>106409116
This but the other way around

>vedal drinking collab
>under 6K
fad is so dead

>>106409183
Yeah ok

>He drinks through his butt.
he's so fucking queer-coded holy fuck

>he liked being called cute
we won sisters, we finally wore him down

>>106409202
the whore fad, that is

they did fent on twitchcon

>>106409193
>fanart wasn't OOC
Crazy development.

I wonder who did he drugs with first

Urge to cum inside Vedal massively increased with this stream

Doing poppers with Vedal and having gay sex all night long

>>106409345
holy fucking kino

>>106409277
snorting coke off bao's ass

>>106409345
Fuuuuccckkk

>immediately knows what bbg means
>camila doesn't
bi and or gay turtle

>>106409249
You niggas just sayin shit huh. This must be the superbowl for the unemployed huh

>>106409376
Vedal and ellie sharing bao's ass to snort coke off of

>mini only commenting when vedal sleeps with the cat
hmmm

HHHHHHMMMMMMMM

>>106409490
HOT

>>106409547
accurate

doccy mention

>>106409547
CAUGHT

donoblocked :(

i wanted to hear what she had to say about the dockey
>>106409547
giga caught

Cumming deep inside Vedal's asshole

>>106409531
I see where the twins get it from

>>106409487
I'm starting to think that this general has at least some female posters, because these are some authentic dumb bitch takes.

Vedalbros...

Damn, Vedal really doesn't get pussy. He looked so insecure.

>>106409694
>anny already memoryholed

all this stupid spam to delude yourselves will never be true
EVER!

>>106409747
Vedal could've tapped that but chose not to. Unfortunately, even if that was a good decision, that means he still didn't get laid.

hes straight

CERBERBROS

>>106409882
shhhhh

>hello kitty girl
MINI WON MINI WON MINI WON

Vedal likes hello kitty girls confirmed. Cerber has a shot

cerber won (??)

Cerber mentioned

>omg Vedal is fucking my whore
>no he's fucking mine

>meanwhile Vedal getting his asshole drilled by a big fat cock and cumming hands free from the prostate stimulation

actual BASED take, sanrio girls can be pretty cute if they are mentally stable (extremely rare)

LITERALLY THE WORST ENDING

>>106409926
Not your self insert

boring ending

>>106409881
>>106409882
>>106409888
>>106409891
>>106409895
>>106409898
Vedal is literally Schrodinger's Gender. The author did this on purpose to pander to all viewers of all genders and orientations

>>106410008
Vedal Is a whore

>>106410008
Hoyoverse aahh mc

>why must i be a natural born cat girl on this day eww
really pushing it mini

>>106409926
what does hands free actually mean

>>106410088
>>106410090
>"noooo haha why am I completely your type and everything you ask for haha such a shame"

>>106410088
>>106410088
she do be a lil dum

>>106410088
There is literally only one possible meaning to this so we are on our way to anny 2 or she alredy won unironically

>>106410088
>>106410090
>>106410134
the harder they pretend the more cringe it gets

>Camila is into cunny
Not surprised

>>106410192
Kino

Vedal is forcing/using them to shipbait to save his own channel, they don't understand his game.

>>106410174
Fatmila the grifter? No way!

10/10

>>106410127
when a man orgasms without touching his penis (usually via anal stimulation)

I’m starting to think they are not just “business friends”

Why does vedal sit like that...
Bit fruity innit?

whoa is he REALLY good at arching his back..

>>106410492
Possible scoliosis

>>106408373
till the room stinks

>>106410613
What does she know

>>106410613
toma's jaw.....

>>106410613
it was funny she should've left it alone
dockey soon

>>106410613
the mini ryona allegations….

>>106410598
sexo

Mini is self-inserting. Is that the behavior of someone winning?

>>106410613
cuntbusting with mini

>>106410613
Holy shit doccy bros write that down write that down!

He's so cute...

>>106410613
I really don't like minidal posters cause their annoying as fuck but sometimes it's hard to ignore all this. Like even if she didn't win she is desperate

>>106410726
True

>>106410726
You just noticed this now?

>>106410742
It's just leeching

>>106410764
retard that's why you do that shit /here/

Friendzoned live on stream, gg
>>106410764
Kekw

>>106410764
deserved

>>106410788
That's still counts as being desperate anon

>>106410613
he hit the cat what did this chatter know

The cat is so cute

cat is dope

>>106410613
used to the abuse

she towers over him horizontally

>>106410726
i need a cute green bf

The zest is crazy with him

Vedmila sex...

Neuro 67 hardcoding next

/swarm/ idle animation above

vedka bros we are fucking back

The endless option a slime girl can replicate any whore pussy

Listening

evilfags btfo, based camila

>When was the last time you went out with a girl

Vedal is not beating the virgin allegations

>>106411560
He's not gonna awnser that

>tts keep asking vedal about his dating life
>mini:

>>106411570
don't worry, there's enough for both of you <3

>>106411673
>>106411674
Bro.

>>106411674
>>106411673
Babegate 2.0 incoming.

you know why camila you little shit kek

>>106411673
>>106411674

>>106411746
Who would be the one to accidentally call the other babe though? Mini?

>>106411674
>>106411673
she could not make this anymore obvious lmao

>>106411673
>>106411674
its happening

Offtopic leech

>>106411805
Vedal (with the drunk debuff)

People think vedals dating mini when she's literally just gonna be anny 2.

>>106411674
>>106411673
so desperate to not learn about his relationships so she can keep self-inserting

>>106411899
difference is, she likes the abuse

>>106411899
mini has handled her rejection better she just orbits vedal now

>sees anons shipping vedmila
>immediately marks her territory

Camila is SO baiting Vedal to say something meaningful about her.

>>106412019
She whipped off her panties and started pissing everywhere?

>>106411899
>anny 2
That's a heavy girl

>>106411974
Dr. Doofenshmirtz ass stance

>>106410613
Cats do like to be spanked.

she gonna pass out

Camila is acting kind of embarrassing right now but I totally get it

>>106412052
Vedal would rather die than let that happen especially now days

>>106406919
based smut anon

>>106411755
>>106411755
>>106411755

I'm starting to think mini might like vedal call it a hunch

Really Mini? Really?

https://xcancel.com/annytf/status/1986559579057226183 coincidence that she had a shit day today

>>106412343
>whenwillthisbitchhaveagoodday.jpg