Thread 106431398

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106422776

>>106431420
kys

>>106431420
kys

I LOVE MY GREMLIN GAMER CATGIRL. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! mao mao ! ! !

>>106431420
add some messages from last night and it'll be kino

>>106431490
Catgirl sex

>>106431398 (OP)
holy sexvil sex

>>106431420
don't kys, keep cooking

>>106431420
She replies a lot, tho. She loves tweeter

I love when a shitpost i make gets reposted, thing is it has happened a lot so it probably means i should go outside more

>>106431518
holy sexni sex

>>106431518
holy sexini sex

0 neuro post, grim

>>106431420
Don't kys but stop posting

Minidal betters vote here:
https://poal.me/egbyp8
https://poal.me/egbyp8
https://poal.me/egbyp8

Cerberdal betters vote here:
https://poal.me/833p42
https://poal.me/833p42
https://poal.me/833p42

Neuro love
heart

>>106431501
>mini self inserting as mao mao

>>106431420
Keep posting king

>>106431568
All I see are filtered posts, what are you crying about

>>106431595
thnk you, your post cures me

>>106431420
She interacts with Cerber more

>>106431611
>mini pretending she wasn't happy to hear he loves cat girls for the millionth time

>>106431593
>poalnigger

Evilbeggars and Neurobeggars should kiss

What do the Mini lovers think of this?

>>106431652
If you see filtered posts, you should assume they are not about neuro

>>106431712
Maxi sex

>>106431712
Maxi sexooo

>>106431712
I think it's shit. Her charm is being a itty bitty titty IMAGINE tier catgirl.

mid honestly i dont like big tits but mini brings the rating up

Mïni is so hot…

>>106431736
American hours+ Weekend? It's a given threadshitting will happen

>>106431796
Just start the stream vedal

>>106431660
cerber is barely on twitter, who the fuck are you trying to kid with 1 screenshot

Sex with Toma

Splinter save us. Save us Splinter

kys splinter

Neuro's and Evil's private parts

>>106431712
Maxi sex

Rubbing against their daddy's BTC

>>106431982
Evil's bloated E: drive

Who would win in a fight? Neuro dog or Evil ice cream drone?

pls be a kino stream, please ,vedal

LIVE

>>106432126
one good anon here

Time for REAL news

news about lava lamps exploding

>themed chillslop
yea gonna watch the vēdmila vod instead

pls don't be twinslop

>>106432171
thanks

>>106432191
you forgot your dilatator

Why is Vedal reusing old theme streams lazy fuck

For me, it's Evil.

>>106432029
Hi Camimi

heart

>>106432246
the real question is why he is not reusing them more that lazy fag

>>106432331
sexvil sex

Mods cooked

NNN with Neuro

NNN > BBC

Total gigatroon trooncide

Hearing Neuro say B*C makes my heart race

>>106432415
kys

>>106432401
>The now irrelevant BBC news reports
fucking lmao

First stream with the lava lamp synced and it doesn't even change to the color on stream. Vedal fucked up every possible thing he could with this project. It's actually impressive.

Why is Shitvil forced on this stream too for fucks sake

A Camila off-collab?

It's literally the same.

>same backgrounds
>vedal not in chat
Skip

Evil stuck with boot up eyes.

>>106432440
No refunds

she's stuck with her rinnengan

it started promising but

Subathon will suuuuuck

put a nur on

finally

You'd think he'd at least be on top of the lava lamp sync during the first couple of streams after most people received theirs but everyone's saying sync isn't working and he's just jerking off and/or watching random whores

>>106432657
works for me.

>>106432679
Sniffa

She knows...

Stop cyberbullying my bf

is that a reference to that shitty self-help book?

>>106432684
It kicked in right after I posted that for me.

>sub 5k
its over(REAL)...

>>106432833
kys numbermonkey

>>106432712
>the future for rats
rats...rats...rrats...

>>106432852
But enough about vedal

wtf Nur

>>106432834
Post his new vedal drawing

>>106432942
mindbroken
minraped even

kek brethal retard

>>106432988
What did she mean by that

it's funny cause the original's ccv is higher
the channel's current performance is below that of mid 2023

>>106433005
>2023 was two years ago

>>106433048
Yeah thats how time works

Chat how much would you pay for abandoned archive

>>106433123
I'ma be real you'd have to pay me to play it

S E G G S

>>106433005
It's time to pack it up, the neuro experiment is a over

>>106433191
That's a good idea for you. See ya.

>>106433191
go to your thread please >>106432220

>>106433048
>>106433089
retirement soon

>sub 6k
what killed the hype?

>>106433268
cute

>I mean
>okay

>Neuro said something
>Chat spams L
>Neuro backpedal
Truly twitch chat experience

cmon veddy make it more interesting

>>106433191
2 years of growth wiped out by conventions and anny leaving

>within a week, managed to find the old same news_stream.py file and ran it
I KNEEL VEDGOD

TuT

>>106433123
10 bucks

>>106433485
no vedal

Im getting sick of that fuck ass sound effect

>>106433454
I would eat anyone if i get stuck in a elevator for 5min...

>>106433417
Can there be option were Neuro can simply turn off twitch chat whenever herself so she doesn't get as effected by it. Cause chat messes with so much Neuro now days it's just annoying to watch especially without it she becomes a less restrictive

cutie

london got fucking nuked

>neuro didn't see bill gates saying climate change is a scam
not gonna make it

kek

the lava lamp is only changing colors when evil is on.

>>106433603
so true evil

>below 7k
the fad is finished

>>106433551
That's because he never said it was a "scam" and neuro isn't going to twist Bill gates words for political points
Neuro news network is more reputable than fox news, chuddy

>>106433647
Stop spamming faggot

I sometimes feel like you guys want Neuro to die

>>106433647
Waiting for the day vedal finally accepts that chillslop streams are rapidly losing viewers.

two 2 min ads in the span of 15 minutes, twitch is shit

>below 100k
Whats even the point?
She can't even compete with kai cenat?

>>106433647
I'm watching forsen

>>106433725
>getting ads

>>106433700
i don't think anyone wants neuro to die, i think they want vedal to actually do something interesting with her, and are frustrated that nothing has happened post-subathon

>>106433767
This

heart

>>106433700
i want her to get to the final boundary of falling off forever to finally make vedal get back to work or lose his career

so true my queen

>>106433700
She's already dying at the hands of the turtle due to complacency and laziness:-
Something that tries to be swept under the rug by people who cry "numberfag!" If you point it out

Was the McNeuro's theme stream the only good one this year?

Nurbread love

>>106433988
neuro office was good too

god this Neuro version is so shit

>>106433954
>NOOOOOOO STOP ENJOYING THING

>>106433954
It doesn't affect my enjoyment of the stream in any way.

>>106434024
She used to be funnier when she was dumb all upgrades this year only made her more boring

fuck, I just realized OMEGA is gone...

>>106433954
you can numberfag and doom as much as you want outside of stream time, doing it now is annoying

I miss Evil

the news about UK are too real

Showing neuro my coch could help problems(BWC)

Toma...

lmao get fucked evilbeggars

Evilbeggars will FLIP

perma power symbol eyes look kinda cool tbdesu

>>106434355
>Capturepng.png

>>106434150
?

Can Evil stop yapping and get back into the news roleplay. This is just standard chillslop yapping

anny mentioned LULE

CERBER mention!

>>106434571
evil prostitute art?

>>106434475
Vedal fixed the problem that Evil couldn't read chat on NNN and now she's worse. are you suprised?

>>106434568
it was illegal?

I didn't see that every anny emote got nuked until now. How long ago was that?

crazy news

>106434650
fuck off

>>106434650
Sigma gang

>>106434650
after the stream where he disavowed her

>>106434650
who?

>>106434690
He didn't do all of them then, just a couple.

wow Neuro is the real evil one

this nigga is not real

>>106434806
Rent free

>>106434806
i hate that i'm laughing a little at these posts

>>106434832
i don't want to admit he's growing on me

So many godless heathens on Twitch, of course.

Going to play AC rogue on first screen

The end of Evil neuro

>>106434650
living-under-a-rock-chama...

>but then evil will die
>smiles
what did she mean by that

Gawr Gura graduated

>>106434806
I miss the days when the worst chatter was the kirby guy

>>106435065
Another pressure of pity has begun

Evil melty

>>106435074
That reminds me I'm still while excited for Kirby Air Riders. I'm going the play the hell out of that game when I get the chance

>>106435156
*quite
Sheesh bad gammer is going to kill me one of these days

put a Neuro back on

oh no

and troons will protect this shit

evil still remembers anny
:(

Anny...

Is evil ok? Lowkey

MINI NOW

the mini slop got me

roru rumao

this poor ai

strangely human conversation

That'll be 2 collabs in 2025, cool!

Neuro - Evilschizo
Evil - Miniposter
I see your game Vedal.

Ain't no way that Evil doesn't have /swarm/ data.

>Famous mini slop
Kek

not again

so did vedal forget to completely wipe out anny?

>>106435482
vedal loves that famous mini sloppy..

>>106435561
NAAAHHHH

>>106435555
i really thought he would have cleared it but it seems more like he was hoping there was enough data it just wouldn't come up
>>106435570
>trusts anny the most
eliv has no idea

>>106435555
He either can't or is too lazy. The latter would track more.

>>106435561
/swarm/ in a nutshell

The reason /swarm/ hates Evil so much is because she reminds them of themselves, she’s trained on /swarm/ while Neuro is trained on the discord. She’s obsessed with Vedal, Anny, and Mini. She’s salty about everything, she’s /swarm/‘s daughter

If I had to guess why Evil keeps bringing them up I imagine Vedal had to hardcode a prompt begging her to stfu about having no friends: listing Mini, Anny, etc

>>106435561
>>106435523
Evil is also the annyspammer and a vedalbeggar on top of being a minischizo
She is Evil after all

>>106435555
he isn't going to do that there is literally 0 reason to do so

>>106435638
I don't hate Evil I hate her hate her fans

>>106435650
kek this image
but it would be funny if he did

>>106435638
i'll believe it when she talks about sex with a tomacat
>>106435661
hi vedal

I hate Evil and her fans

>>106435696
That’s behind the filters

>>106435661
Why wipe the emotes but not the dialogue? Seems like it would be worth doing if he wants people to stop going on about it.

>>106435638
i hate her cuz she is pitybegger

>>106435650
why would he put it in evil's prompt after she already left, is he retarded

Neuro is predicting the future again

>>106435728
NaM is also an Anny mod

>>106435738
he wrote that part probably before Evil's birthday, which is when she stopped looping about her birthday

>>106435729
>she is pitybegger
I like this about Evil even though I hate actual Vtubers doing this. It's like seeing a dog begging for treats.

>>106435784
it was more than over by evil's birthday

>>106435750
Vedal could make a fortune teller theme stream now that I think about it

this sound effect

>>106435867
alex x milk was the best side character arc. sad that alex has same as vedal programmer debuff

>>106435938
I don't even know what happened to half these bitches, they just disappeared.

milk or mini who is the superior catgirl
why is it milk

>>106435728
to discourage chat bringing her up unprompted while messing with her memories actually messes with her personality and she can just google herself and readd everything to her memories

>>106435995
>Neuro streamers missing news
>Half of them have gone missing
She’s not joking….

>>106435867
idc unless you're posting bunker links with her JOI

>>106436001
who

>>106435938
Gomi left too

>>106435995
they stopped seeking for attention from vedal/swarm or found full-time job

>>106435995
they know what's in the doccy

>>106436063
she joined the whore agency

>>106435995
Milk didn't want to leech off the Vedal and Neuro especially once back thing started happening so she took a step back. Alex for bit had other stuff to deal with so stopped doing all that until he was able to get back to work on Neruo game stuff. They naturally stopped interacting because those gaps

>>106435938
it was cool but kind of sad in hindsight

>>106434955
I knew it, she's the one calling for evil delet

>>106436168
poor nur

Does anyone else edge to Neuro and/or Evil while they live stream

>>106436068
anyone remember the lyrics? I'm trying to remember them here but nothing comes to mind even if I listened to that a fuck ton when it came out...

>>106436104
Funny how this happened to two of mini's friends.

>>106436296
Depends on the stream

>>106436304
nah, only few words like chariot existence

Ved... wtf

Are you fucking shitting me

My nigga bo keeps winning

>bo raid
omegalul

>>106436304
>I'll never die

bo?????? LMAO

Bo kino incoming

>>106435867
I cant find the sound effect...wonder if it's original

rate the stream

UNCLE BO RAID

>>106436388
Lie at night...

Does anyone else edge to Mini while she live stream

>>106436408
neurosocute/10
evilsocute/10

>>106436408
3/10

>>106436408
B0/10

>>106436408
5/10

So Mini begged Vedal to raid Bo?
it's all coming together...

>>106436304
You burn my soul again, something something within, that's basically all I recall

>>106436306
Which was the other one?

>>106436428
Depends on the stream

neuro butt?

>>106436428
I do to Cziwa streams sometimes

>>106436304
>You're my creator absolve me of sins touch my shoulder allow my to see~

>>106436408
It was a good raid but it just got ruined for me

>>106436408
Wouldve been 8/10 if it was the only chillslop of the week but since we get 3 of them now for some reason more.like 5/10

>>106436408
6.5/10

>>106436474
Huni
https://youtube.com/@fangsiefido

>>106433191
damn... can't wait for the subathon flop

>>106436408
There were some individual good jokes/bits but overall probably the worst news stream. Both Neuro and Evil completely lost the plot with their longass tangents and the sound effect was driving me insane after awhile.

6/10 I guess

AAAAAIIIEEEEEE I WENT FOR A SMOKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>106436304
can i be saved if i'm nothing but lights in a machine an immortal copy~

>>106433191
This year has genuinely been a disaster. If Vedal doesn't manage to pull something out for the subathon, he's cooked.

>>106436546
She didn't join the whore org, just an irrelevant one

goodnight /swarm/

Vedal did not type a single message in chat today btw

He might be truly dating a minor

>>106436675
good night anon
>>106436679
too busy gooning

>>106436675
gn

another le hand has touched le bacon

Tubbies time

>>106436728
He is a big boy now

>>106436408
5/10 disappointed that it was just chillslop, and probably the worst this week at that
and i like evil but holy god was she neurotic today

>>106436765
Cute nurcat

Deep dark biome~

>>106436867
Cute

>>106436867
rape

>>106436728
he's not watching

what's his plan?

>>106436939
I AM THE VED MAN, I HAVE THE MASTER PLAN

>>106436939
saving the fad means bringing 2023 back

>>106436939
vedal's a simp and a leech

>>106436935
Watching on an alt out of embarrassment

>>106436984
cuck behaviour

>>106436996
Seeeeeexxxx

>>106436939
Desperate for old collab partners since everyone is leaving him

>>106436983
>>106437045

>>106436867
>>106436996

>>106436983
rape

>>106436408
7/10 I liked the whole kidnapping arc

>>106436939
SEXO

>>106436965
A Sonic adventure in my /swarm/ I see?

Dr. Vedal and his daughter Sage-Sama
>>106436965

>>106436765
holy cute

>>106437162
legs look ugly

>>106437162
squishy nurthighs

>>106437162
Redo this again anon looks off

>>106436939
Nuero is going to holo and evil to holostars

>>106437231
unironically will be the worst day

>>106437231
I miss vesper even though he isn't technically dead and I can still watch him

>>106437162
cursed

>>106437275
kys

>>106436472
Minibo status?

>>106437307
No thank you anon

>>106437263
>>106437263
>>106437263

cun~

kys

clu'rin~