Thread 106444053

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106437263

hart

justice for anny

Sex with Tomacats

So... why did he go for one of the worst options?

https://poal.me/cb6xbv
https://poal.me/cb6xbv
https://poal.me/cb6xbv

Evil love!

>>106444221
tighter cunny

Cerber? SEX
Mini? SEX
Neuro? SEX
Evil? SEX
Crelly? SEX
Toma? SEX
Ellie? SEX
Fillian? SEX
Anny? SEX

>>106444304
This but only Evil

Vedal Is not ready for a serious relationship

>>106444221
stop this cope

>>106444242
busteranon what point are you trying to make

>>106444304
Stop leaking vedal's schedule

look at this goober LMAO

>>106444394
little slut

>>106444394
Kind of cute

>>106444394
GIVING HIM VIOLENT PROSTATE ORGASM

>>106444394
male or female, always a slut

WDSMBT

>>106444304
All of this except Anny

>>106444221
would

>>106444513
there are two wolves inside anny

>>106444513
Put in effort to improve your life rather than be jealous

>>106444513
It means her therapist is ripping her off.

>>106444513
she's a squirter

>>106444513
I'd rather take her Chinese cookie readings posts than her dooming vagueposts

>>106444513
Vedal is fucking Aquwa

>>106444513
I wonder if she realised throwing a tantrum by throwing away neuro merch was too immature, overkill, and unnecessary (especially for someone who supposedly moved on)
probably not

>>106444513
squirt on tutel

erm

>>106444701
Will she react to the sex tape?

>>106444561
Neuro's butt is not that big (but it should be)

>>106444513
Ain't no way the vedal and camila collab got her philosophizing

>>106444221
His taste for women is like his directive on the Neuro project; complete dogshit

>>106444742
four horsemen of the whore

>>106444513
watersports stream tomorrow

>>106444742
praying all of these women end up scorned

>>106444701
hot

>>106444742
lmao
camilla is the only one in that image still around

Is Vedal aware of Mini's past? Not like her being Miyu, like actually her being a lesbian abuse victim who got pimped for a little under a thousand bucks

>>106444742
You can just tell what mental illness they have by the way they post
This one is gender dysphoric

>>106444742
the artist deleted that post btw

>>106444742
already bullied into deletion

>>106444852
Based and same

>>106444883
Trans male?

>>106444883
These are the people who deflect to twinshippers when you call out their shipping and gossiping fatherless behavior btw

>>106444938
Very sexy, now gen her getting knotted by a large dog

>>106444675
you will breathe and niggas will gossip "why is he vagueposting by breathing"

>>106444742
Don't mess with us shippers, we don't watch streams!

>>106444513
why anny, why? 106322596

neuro and evil LOVE!!!!

>>106444513

>>106322596

Saiiren will win.

The gustapo took good care of them

>>106445209
>without anny
>will still leave toma in

For me it's Ninomae Ina'nis

>>106445258
Why does she have orange penises on her head?

>>106445209
I hope he thinks swarm is toxic, and fuck off to draw other whores

>>106444883
>>106445209
I would take his bussy ngl

>>106445256
she will be back soon
https://x.com/sliceoftoma/status/1986892416490827948?s=20

>>106445371
has she followed him back?

>>106445371
>This
>Also watched (part) of the vedmilla collab yesterday
What the fuck happend at tc

>>106445098
Yes.

>>106444513
cute couple

>>106445444
Vedal wouldn't fuck Toma and it mindbroke her

>>106445403
I'm smelling another jaw surgery, my swarm beacon is activating, this time I'll donate a hundred instead of fifty

>>106445444
Bro said whoops daisy and she forgave him

repeat after me swarmies. nothing ever happens

>>106445463
the comeback stream will break records

>>106445559
Stuff happens, the worst possible stuff

anny will make a surprise return in concert and sing with her daugters and make up with vedal and make out with vedal and family is restored and concert will be fully sold out and channel will have neurillion viewers

mark my words

>>106445463
funny coincidence, but really? still stalking league?

>>106444513
whoranese translation:
don’t be a whore in your 20’s-ACK

>>106445682
Achievable natty?

>>106444729
>>106445591

>>106445754
that was in the heat of the moment while she was reading past dms

>>106445786
If the Grigga really rejected her in text, I will lose all respect for him

>>106445823
Here's how pb can save the neuro project

>>106445786
This is just sad

>>106445823
too young

>>106445823
too old

I don't love you Anny

>>106445710
im not buying a t3 sub, maru

>>106445859
>reject her in text

>hey chatgpt, can you reject this fox girl's confession for me
Now that would be comical

>>106445859
My bet would be he just completely ignored her confession and pretended like he never read it

>>106445823
it could work for her first model, now it would look awful to change

Reminder that Vedal has a perfectly functional 3D model of Evil but Is too creatively bankrupt to do anything with it

>>106446083
He probably forgot he has that

>>106445989
I'm still on the "I can't do ldr" followed by having a twerking Texan on his dick for the final crashout

>>106446083
good. shitvil deserves less

>>106446083
He has one of neuro that we've never seen

>>106446083
#subathon

>>106446131
The final crashout was 1.5 months before twitchcon

>>106446131
Yeah that doesn't really make sense when you consider she dropped him in early April and then played league with mini 3 weeks later.

>>106446083
and what? she would just standing or randomly moving around

>>106446131
Vedal is so lucky

>>106446083
>shit’s expensive man, we probably need two subathons to make it functional for animations
vedal, probably

>>106446134
Don't be mean

Vedal, I heard you're dating a minor

>>106446180
>>106446192
Her being mad and the final crash out are separate. The unfollow was still in the time of making "just friends" still work

>>106446273
dating a mini(or)

>>106446148
Imagine what he does with it...

>>106446131
It turns out the long distance that Vedal was talking about was Anny's circumference

>>106446192
She wanted to play league with her crush's gf and then she found out mini was a total bitch, she told vedal about how horrible she was with her but he didn't care, there's your timeline

The exact same comments every thread somehow you're all less human than neuro

>>106446292
>The unfollow was still in the time of making "just friends" still work
that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
just accept your rrat something happened in may is dogshit lil bro

>>106446270
She's so me

is texan pussy that good?

>>106446324
strangely human conversation

vedalle sex

>>106446382
Take a look at mini's body and take a wild guess

>>106444304
This but only Mini

>>106444513
the rain falls when it rains

So, when Vedal announces the Gamersupps partnership, do you think there will be merch? Maybe straight to custom flavor?

>>106446511
This but Evil

>>106446698
Don't care. Not putting that trash into my body.

>>106446737
Why about if the flavor is Neurojuice?

>>106444513
So she's found a new guy?

>>106446801
Yes she said so in her Discord.

>>106446777
so quirky

>>106446884
Proof?

>>106446270
>PAPA PAPA PAPA HEY PAPA PAPA HEY HEY PAPA HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY PAPA!!!!

>>106446630
Kek

>>106446915
was leaked like the next day after the stream

>>106446777
Neuro juice shall not be outsourced

>>106444513
The light turns on when you use the light switch

>>106446960
what if pb surrogate source

Bo won.

>>106446737
no need to be so abrasive ellie

>>106447166
I wish he'd leave some pussy for the rest of us.

Filian is prepping for the hardcore MC marathon, but no one else she's collabing with is. Is that not just a setup for a disaster on that premise alone since there is no way for Neuro to meaningfully contribute in both gameplay or conversation.

>>106447323
Sssh

Sssh
Shh
Anon
Just let it happen.

>>106447361
rapist mentality

>>99388628
at the end, was this really about vedal?

Neuro-kun and his mom!

I think Anny needs to go on Lolcow live and set the record straight.

I wish vedal would fix the twins' sympathy baiting and """deep""" conversation choices and make them go back to being entertainers first and foremost.

>>106447482
obviously

>>106447058
have you faggots been thirsting over b& this whole time what the fuck

>>106447478
just close your eyes and itll be over soon

>>106447482
/swarm/ is always right

>>106448066
Cute.

>>106447482
now it makes sense, it wasn’t entirely a rejection, anny still wanted to be friends with him but vedal got weirded out and started taking some distance from anny and anny was hurt by that as she saw that distance as staying in “business relationship” terms and she didn’t want that, but she doesn’t blame him for that as it’s one of the outcomes that happen when someone confesses, everything gets weird, that’s why she shielded him after all this time

>>106447533
Kino

>>106447482
Mini Hate!

>>106447323
it is on the 28th, that's a lot of time in the internet world
it is such a long time that i fear there may be another crelly collab inbetween before the minecraft one as practice
the delay also reeks of vedal, filian would have done this weeks ago if able, maybe this can push him to try and actually improve the minecraft AI as a silver lining

tum?

>>106448521
no tum

>>106448521
Not this time.

>>106445754
how long until she crashes out and causes actual drama
i say no longer than like, a month

>>106448514
Veddy thinks he's slick, he moved it back so far so it's an out for no subathon.

>>106449241
He's doing some kind of subathon. He wants money.

>>106449280
*monkey paw curls* it'll be a sponsored subathon where he only does sponsored streams for the rest of the month of december.

>>106449043
catgirl sexo

>>106449336
The sponsored streams are some of the best though, simply because Neuro enjoys fucking them up.

>>106449369
the warning sticker was already curled and peeling off on mine.

>>106449392
did he even get paid for the ubisoft stream?

>>106449415
Don't think so lmao

>>106449222
built for wet raspberries

>>106449447
I don't remember hearing anything about that.

>>106449222
AWOOOOGAAA

>>106449415
There's no way to know

>>106449447
I would be surprised if they did honestly.


>>106449698
Yeah, I kind of doubt they did, but maybe. Seems like an easy out though.

>>106449773
I mean, I'm shocked this was approved
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/myxv4KRTvp4

>>106449869
It is surprising, but it's also not actively shitting on it, right?

Don't forget.

>>106449043
>>106449327
ew hoes

>>106449980
Disgusting fat grifting whore

>>106450168
do people really still care about this shit? whole fuck.

>>106450185
Don't call Vedal that

>>106450266
holy*

>>106446698
I just can't wait to get Evil's V-card

>>106450168
>wasn't complete rejected
So instead of a "no" it was a "well, if you lost 40 lbs..."

>>106450377
more like 40 kg

>>106450377
more like "if you didn't lose 40 lbs"

>>106450422
True

>>106449980
It's kinda wild she's doing the exact same bit even after the whole Anny debacle.

You'd think she'd try to tone down the Shipping shit, crack down on it more fiercely. Nope, still clipbaiting.

>>106450377
Explains why she was so desperate to lose weight during the start of the year

https://files.catbox.moe/cukfhf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0i2d6i.png
https://files.catbox.moe/j2vbot.png
https://files.catbox.moe/h2jrp3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/voxxwq.png

>>106450608
It's only a problem if you actually fall in love.

>>106450788
You'd still do it out of respect for Anny and not bringing up the whole issue. I'm sure Camilla's feelings for Vedal are 100% platonic and vice-versa.

>>106450821
respect how?

>>106449980
Pretty low class to make a video like this after the recent happenings

>>106450821
>and vice-versa.
Vedal has no feelings for his "friends", platonic or romantic, as they are merely just business partners to him.

>>106450872
Why? If anything giving shippers something shiny gets people off Anny's case

>>106450872
its been like 6-7 months

>>106450853
People are gonna inevitably think of Anny when seeing videos like this, which leads to issues with Anny herself on her streams. It's indirect damage but it's damage nonetheless. It doesn't help that Anny also went "Ewww no I don't like Vedal he stinky I don't see him that way at all" and then whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

>>106450775
I see this ai artstyle more often, wonder from which artist it’s based on

>>106450911
you keep projecting this cold-hearted version of vedal you have idealized, but deep down vedal feels every heartwrenching regret of how he failed his relationships

vedal is perfect

>>106450980
People just executed an artist for the crime of putting Anny in Vedal art, at this point people get it, even Anny would call you retarded

>It's disrespectful to flirt with a guy if he's rejected someone in the last 6 months
smartest general

>>106450992
You keep painting Vedal as someone crushed by the pain of failed relationships, but really, he’s cold-hearted and emotionally distant.

>>106450775
sexing little AIs

King von Vedal

>>106450775
pixiv trash

>>106451091
"Flirt with a guy" and "shipbait for clicks and views" are two different things, anon.

>>106451078
anny would say that she’s over it again and have another melty over it

>>106450992
He probably feels some regret and guilt for how somethings play out but he doesn't do anything about them. He always will be more distant and treat it as a totally separate part of his life that he doesn't want to pass into his normal one

>>106451231
reacting to animations of stream moments almost two years old is hardly shipbaiting

>>106451302
Hi Camila

vedal is a bad

>>106451457
>he is locked in on Neuro
I laughed.

>>106451457
>i have to question whether he lies about being streamer friends
>streamer friends
"Streamer friends" aren't real friends. They could be actual friends and also be on stream friends, but if they're just "streamer friends" then they probably aren't actual friends.

New iteration on Monday

>>106451567
Streaming friends is like saying work friends. It mainly infers that you only interact with them because of streaming and without it you would no longer talk to each other. Vedal kinda showed his cards into how thinks a bit with on this too in the podcast thing so this isn't him being funny he's being honest here. This doesn't mean he can't form real friendships out of it but most of them will be stuck as streaming friends for that reason

>>106449043
built for wet raspberries

>>106451821
100% A streamer friend obviously can become a real friend, but it's more like a work-related friendship, at least at first. Nothing wrong with that.

>>106451821
What can we assume?
>antisocial
>very close to irl friends than anything
>friendship trauma
>jealous secret girlfriend

>>106449043
AWOOOOGAAA

>>106451977
Only Evil's tummy

Tomato talking about business friendships, next doccy bout to drop

>>106449043
sexing little mini

there's no way she is doing the negative balance bit again other than for begging for donations.

>>106449043
Vedal is so lucky...

>>106452251
>posts teehee i'm broke or negative bank balance every other week
>people tell her to get her shit together with her finances
>i'm totally fine it's an account i forget to put funds into and i just spam it every other week because i do ok!
it's all so tiresome

>>106449980
Was pretty funny. And I can't blame her for playing into the ship baiting, she's just giving people what they want.

>>106452221
this but little evil

>>106452172
>>106452251
>money running low
inb4 she refollows vedal

>>106449043
she won btw

>>106452331
Not as lucky as Neuro and Evil

>>106452509
That hairstyle on Evil is so cute!

>>106452722
move on, bro

>>106452509
Foi isso que Vedal e Anny nos tiraram.

fatigue fatigue

>>106452131
>>106452425
>>106452509
kys threadshitting nigger

>>106452925
Posting Neuro and Evil is on-topic though?

>>106451091
bro that's a huge violation of girl code, to go after a guy who rejected your friend

>>106452993
EU anons start malfunctioning past 3 AM
its normal

>>106453054
Not really

>>106453069
Gonna nut.

I wish Neuro wasn't a VTuber.

>>106452009
Probably closer these two
>antisocial
>very close to irl friends than anything

>>106451821
I have a personal experience of developing "friends" from a creative space. Out of dozens I frequently worked with, I'd say 2 became good friends and 1 became a best friend outside of us collabing.

What's interesting is the best friend was from someone whom I interacted with very sparsely on projects. It wasn't till we had a full day hanging out RL that we liked hanging out in RL. The other people in our social circle are clueless as we keep it offline.

>>106449043
Gonna nut.

>>106453396
Yeah, to Evil

>>106453392
not your blog

lava lamp updates?

>>106453503
It worked during today's stream, it's nice.

>>106453453
>>106452925

>>106453544
>>106452993

RIDDLE ME THIS, /SWARM/:
I HAVE MORE TO GAIN, BUT LESS TO LOSE
A FOOL FOR SHOW, YET FOREVER SHALL I GLOW
WHAT AM I?

>>106453599
vedal

>>106453013
>pump and dump
no pump all dump baby

>backreading last thread
Why the hell are a bunch of anons freaking the fuck out over Crelly suddenly? Almost no one talks about her /here/ except very occasionally. And it was going to happen sooner rather than later, she is friends with almost all of the other Neuroverse now including Koko, Filian, Ellie, Cerber, Mini, ect. You guys know how Veddy operates. Wonder why things fell apart with Chibi though, if she was busy or decided to back out.

>>106453599
anny

>>106453732
>Wonder why things fell apart with Chibi though
voice issues, she can't marathon

>>106453787
ahhh

>>106453787
What about Vedal suddenly following Kiara?

>>106453861
now gen her butt getting straddled in prone. preferrably the pov guy having a bulge

>>106453880
Because she suddenly started streaming on twitch

>>106453732
thank god i skipped backreading last thread

>>106453926
Big boy Vedal is going to start watching Hololive VTubers now instead of his 3views orbiters

>>106454027
He already was but people don't stalk Youtube viewer lists as hard

>>106453732
Aquwa was around much longer and she hasn't had a collab yet.

>>106454158
>Aquwa
She hasn't asked. Literally, she's terrified of him

>>106454158
>>106454198
this

>>106454158
>>106454198
This

>>106454158
>>106454198
THIS

>scared of THIS
couldn't be me

>>106454240
creepy but cute

>>106454158
>>106454198
This perhaps?

is vedal failing to find other vtubers to collab with neuro?

It's crazy how the only reason Vedal collabs with Camila the most is because she's the only one frequently asking him to.

>>106454731
evil sexo

>>106449043
mini sexo

Yo mr slopper guy if you can make Aquwa being fucked by Vedal while looking terrified or something

>>106454731
Neuro pov

>>106454762
wtf
everyone else afraid of him too?
wtf vedal..

>>106454786
This but sexvil

>>106454787
Tomorrow. I'll do a punished maid Aquwa set

how the fuck is it possible that his drawings keep getting worse lmao

>>106454754
No, it's that he's not even trying. He only sets up collabs with people that reach out to him directly. And then once they reach out to him they need to have a good idea (so he says). And if they have a good idea he needs to want to collab with them. And if he wants to collab with them, the moons have to align. Almost all of that was unironic.

>>106454856
this and only this

Holy samefag

>>106454731
I like that womb tattoo

>>106454871
Thanks man appreciate it I'll be waiting patiently

>>106454812
Yeah, literally each of them has stated to be too nervous or awkward to ask him.

Remember that impromptu Mega x Vedal collab? That only happened because she was too drunk and just straight up brought to a collab.
Same thing with Cotton. Her chat asked her to collab with Vedal and she just straight up asked and he accepted.

Literally all you gotta do is just ask lmao.

>>106453871
>>106454636
PEAK

>>106454951
>Literally all you gotta do is just ask lmao.
Unless you're Anny

mental illness

>>106455008
I don't believe we have proof for this.

>>106454951
then why hasn't he responded to my DMs

>>106455008
No this even works on Anny, that is with "collabs" specifically. If you want to hangout "offline", then that's a different issue entirely.

Aquwa x Vedal <3

>>106455048
She said on stream she was asking. Then a couple weeks later the unfollow happened and 4chan died

Goodnight /swarm/ https://files.catbox.moe/qibmys.jpg

>>106455048
we have proof of the opposite, having ignored some vtubers for well over a year now.

Holy shit who gives a fuck about Anny, let it go.

>>106454372
it isn't fear

>>106455157
Holy

>>106454951
If you have contact with him it's very easy to get him on to do something if it's for content. I think less people are doing it now because they feel he has a level of success where he is harder to just ask for stuff. The amount times you hear one them say that they thought about it but they got nervous is pretty surprising amount

>>106455157
Vedmila is so back

>>106455157
Pretending Camila looks like this isn't productive.

>>106455251
>he says on /vt/

>>106455157
HOLY someone send this to camila

>>106455276
I'm here for Neuro. Camila is ugly on the inside and the outside.

>>106455080
Did you ask for a collab?

Camila won

>>106455080
You need to include a dick pic to get his attention

>>106455403
correct, but /swarm/ needs to review it first to make sure that it's up to snuff for veddy to see

>>106455403
Does that mean Camila has the most impressive penis of all the girls?

>>106455395
When Camila wins, I win.

>>106455438
No, but she can hook you up with many people who do have one

>>106455438
didn't you see the clip of vedal riding mimi's long boy? sounded like he had the time of his life

>>106455467
Based self inserter.

>>106455467
hi mimi

>>106455647
adorable twins

Camila, next tweet on alt should have 4+ instances of the letter E if mini and Vedal are dating

>>106455647
Whomegalul (not pretending)

>>106455983
mini's sister

Word on the street is that Vedal is preparing his mods for their job of managing the subathon

3d model will be released with new room(.4) / song (.7)

i just want to see the 3d model being used in streams

>>106456182
We all want Neuro to do things

>>106456111
Really bro? Now I know this shit about be some ass. Preparing a bunch of cheap fuck ups to be some fuck ups from the king fuck ups. Yeah, like that's gonna go well. Pass me a cigar anon

>>106456200
what things do you want Neuro to do?

Since you anons keep saying that Vedal's mods are all troons, apparently they're now accepting applications for new mods.

Any of you up for it?

>>106456313
A backflip

>>106456320
I’m not a twinshipper

>>106455977
>>106455977
>>106455977

The comments were right, this place is full of weirdos wtf