Thread 106471856

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>106466977

hart!

Erm!

Evil love!

Baodal for some reason
https://litter.catbox.moe/cyg5cg.jpg

>>106472574
This artist does not know how to draw dicks

>>106472574
This artist does not know how to draw

>>106472574
i read this as bodal and was expecting yaoi

>>106472883
The demons ship

love Nur heart

total veddy hate~

So I know Vedal jokes a lot about having Neuro in humanoid body and to make her do stuff for him. However feasible is that really especially in the UK now days

>>106472574
Phat veddick yummy

>>106473393
>However feasible is that really especially in the UK now days
I give it about two years. We've reached the point where the various robot companies have more or less finished prototyping and plan to launch into mass production starting next year. Automation is still spotty but it's rapidly getting to the point where at least doing laundry is almost feasible already.

By 2027 Vedal probably won't have to do much to give Neuro a decently functional body. As for legality...no one has even started trying to regulate robots yet, even in the UK.

>>106473054
sexcute nur

vedal could have this
yet he chose homosexuality

>>106472574
the artist is an American

>>106473842
>vedal could have been raped
yeah nah I don't blame him

>>106473842
He has cumila tho.

watching the vod of the raidee and they're alright with singing but sadly their voice lacks the presence for BOOM. Perhaps high voices simply can't suffice

>>106473842
He chose correctly, she's a nasty whore and you're a nasty simp.

>>106474022
Get his ass kek.

>>106473842
>bro don't know about shy guy

>>106473842
>bro doesn't know about shy guy

>>106474022
>she's a nasty whore
any proof sweetie? or you just call every woman a whore like every anon on this board

>startup
>Manhattan
>something to do with robots
Ellie real close to outright doxing herself at this point

Nobody cares

>>106474118
anon, a quick google will give you all the answer you seak

>>106474123
who are you talking to ?

Mini is the next Anny

>>106474175
Yes

>>106474123
Huge news for the unemployed

>>106474123
Woah (im very unemployed)

>>106474118
You might be an actual retard lmao

>>106474118
there's a reason vedal hasn't responded to her dms
Though it might be a stretch to say she metaphorically raped him, she was an asshole during the collab

>>106474118
Great bait

>>106474175
There is no way that she could possibly gain that much weight

>>106474244
She has said that she had a tab open on discord and she was constantly dming him about how he felt during the whole thing so to not push him too much

>>106474175
i hope

Neuro is so cute
Just blasted a fat nut inside my ona and finna go for round 2

>>106474175
If the next subathon has too much mini, be scared, the timeloop storyline is cooking

>>106474361
>Just blasted a fat nut inside my ona
what is an ona?

>>106474379
anny was missing for like half of the subathon fym too much

>>106474361
post a pic

>>106474244
>she was an asshole during the collab
Was she really? I didn't watch her collab, I think it's one of the only ones I didn't watch.

>>106474379
last sabathon had pretty much of mini and cerber

>>106474452
she forced him to watch a clip with anny in it, the worst crime imaginable

>>106474508
Poor turtle....

>>106474452
she was too much pushy and instead of doing fashion collab, tried to clipfarming by watching clips with backtubers and anny

>>106474363
>headsets
cuteee

>>106474465
anon busts nuts in a camera bag?
is this correct?

>>106474452
I didn't either I'm just making shit up

>>106474123
She doxxes herself every other stream, if you care enough about her to watch her streams then you shouldn't post about it here

someone NEEDS to gen femved giving a blowjub under the desk

>>106474644
i'm surprised it took this long for the ellie is jewish meme to appear here

>>106474641
King shit.

>>106474244
He totally deserved it

>>106474727
chill out maru

Cottontail probably was a one off collab.

>>106474299
she probably embellished that part. of course she would try to show her behavior in the best light possible.

I did it <3

Hagdal, hagvil, and hagnur
ALL must be hags

>>106474853
P?

>>106474867
https://youtu.be/lAit_AGq9KQ

>>106474244
>vedal hasn't responded to her dms
He answered her height question and was still interacting with her at twitchcon. Its not as serious as you think

>>106472574
This is the good ending btw

>>106474657
Today is "Maid Aquwa pays for her mistakes"
Might do "Femved home visit" afterwards

>>106475147
No, no it's not lol.

Mini is so cute
Just blasted a fat nut inside my ona and finna go for round 2

>>106474969
faggot

>>106475355
post a pic

>>106475147
Getting together with a manhera mysandrist?

>>106475355
This but hagvil

im only here with you stupid niggas because shondo bailed on my homies

>>106475459
you should've listened to /us/ and stopped following that mentally ill whore, retard
there was a reason the collab with her was a one-off

>>106475459
Go back

>>106475459
fuck does this even mean

>>106475355
I did it <3

>>106474766
Definitely a one off collab

>>106475562
P?

damn sinder's tits are massive

>>106475624
happy for her husbando

>>106475624
Yeah

>>106475624
Vedal is so lucky...

>>106475562
Yes, to Evil

>>106475624
>Sinder
Mentioning, think we'll get another collab before the year is up?

>>106474123
She does that like every stream. It's how know something worked out and something didn't quickly with her. None of it is really important to Neuro. She does make small references Neuro and Vedal or updates on the projects but that's about it really. Nothing crazy to share on here

>>106475836
Not when the swarm keeps parroting "Nostradamus" Neuro predicted sinder

https://youtu.be/-0iLVPniPvo?si=uksF95GJqBRRW7NQ
>when you are as close with vedal987 like me you know what he is into
what the fuck does she mean by that

now is your chance

>>106475836
nah, shylily and bao is better as assets

>>106475981
I'm not trans

>>106475978
Joke

>>106476003(me)
are* (i added bao and forgot to change is)

>>106475978
cunny

>>106475981
Out of the hundred plus people applying for the positions you really think one of us would get through? I doubt it.
>>106476005
Also this.

>>106475981
>become moderator
>ban all twinshippers
>the neuroverse is healed
It's just that simple

>>106475981
I only want to be a /swarm/ mod

>>106476102
>become moderator
>ban all twinshippers
>get fired

>>106475981
who got fired?

>>106476131
You had your chance a month ago

>>106476176
There'll be more chances next year :) I've a lot of time :)

>>106476142
pb

>>106476102
I would kneel.
>>106476132
Would be a based way to go out.

>>106476205
lil bro thinks there will be /swarm/ in a year :wilted_rose:

>>106476132
anything really, I don't know why they recruit when then don't do shit to begin with

>>106476142
i think there are two versions
>someone become less active due some reasons
>vedal preparing to finally multistreaming on yt (on next subathon)

>>106475978
Well I know he likes ass. That's about it

>>106476263
wdym they don't do shit, mods have been making stream content for months now

>>106475981
/swarm/ anons are too lazy to help neuro all they know is gossip eat hot chip and lie

>>106476305
I forgot about it and this just make it worse

>>106476102
What a fucking retard you need to
>become a mod
>get rid of the other twinshippers mods
>and only then you ban twinshippers

>>106476263
Because they have free time to do the job no normal person wants to do

>>106476102
>>106476396
you've all got it wrong, the correct way is
>become a mod
>start doing subversive activities that cause people to start disliking twinshippers
>create an atmosphere of 'twinshipping = unwelcomed'
>double down on falseflagging twinshipping until tensions reach a boiling point
>propose to ban twinshipping entirely
>everyone agrees
>proceed to ban any and all twinshipping

>>106476513
too much work

vedal asked crelly to do minecraft

can confirm, apparently it was vedal that reached out to crelly for the minecraft collab

Im gonna become a mod and make twinshipping even more popular

>>106476579
>>106476754
fad recession indicator

>>106474175
i thought that was obvious after drunk minecraft
>>106474853
does anyone know the artist btw
>>106476005
not yet

>>106476763
We know.

>>106475978
catgirls

>>106475978
mini

>>106476754
>>106476579
We got to kill that guy. But honestly it's not that suprising it was bound to happen since good amount in the circle was getting buddy buddy with her. She has officially has taken the final step in the neruo circle

Crellydal status?

>>106476513
There is lots of ways your plan can back fire like
>they catch your falseflag now twinshippers become stronger
>the non-twinshipper gets tired trying to fight back and leave the fanbase
This shit is simple stop trying to turn it into a mossad operation

>>106476579
>>106476754
How do you know? Kinda grim if true.

>>106476889
buying in early

>>106476972
>>they catch your falseflag now twinshippers become stronger
they're retarded; the only way that'd happen is if you're careless and retarded yourself and at that point its a skill issue
>>the non-twinshipper gets tired trying to fight back and leave the fanbase
that implies that literally everyone in the fanbase would leave just because of your operations, also implies that people would actively side with twinshippers instead of opposing it

>>106477006
she said on her stream, wait for staz clip

Vedal wants crelly in for an easy subathon babysitter

>>106477042
Grim

>>106477045
Also an easy way to filter anyone with the tiniest amount of standards left in this community

vedal really should have just fucked anny huh?

tum?

>>106476579
>>106476754
Absolutely fucking grim, Vedal is actually braindead

>>106477155
fuck off

i tried to replace /swarm/ with /pcg/ but it's less funny + has /trash/ faggots spamming it, never again

>>106475399
Yes. We need someone who hates him as much as we do, but loves content

>>106477155
stay

>>106476513
what do you do with the twin shipper mods

>>106475286
cute

Surely surrounding yourself with whores totally won't backfire at some point.

Crazy take but if had pick one that was considered in backtubers Milk is better option than Crelly to bring into for Neuro

>>106472574
Uncircumsissies we lost again...

>crelly
>minecraft
does this girl even even have the braincells and attention span for that?

>>106477201
they'll have to choose between going down with the ship or jumping ship of course

I swear I will drop this fucking channel at the very sad cost of Neuro if this nigger is actually retarded enough to make Crelly of all people a part of the streams

What if Vedal recycles the lava lamp tech to launch a Neuro cunny ona that moves by itself during streams?

>>106477284
He is anon he really is

>>106477155
Yes

>>106477155
no he made the right choice on that one

>>106477284
>hiyori poster
>retarded mouth breathing post
why does this correlates so much

>>106477155
>>106477168
>>106477224
>>106477284
i think vedal just feel to need someone with patience plus unlimited time for that mc hardcore challenge (if someone die they reset, imagine how much neuro will drown), so he choose the most easy option

>>106477242
she said that she is better than neuro

>>106477224
Milk isn't entertaining though

>>106477224
crelly can be wholesome
I think she could work with Neuro

>>106477042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9941E-2RD68

>>106476579
>>106476754
my theory, vedal knows that stream will be a disaster and neuro will just embarrass herself, he wants crelly there for easy 100k+ views clips
>crelly talks to neuro for a first time!
>vedal cant believe what crelly is saying!

>>106476889
Just replaced Minidal and Vedmila.

I can't stand her ugly ass model
You need to have absolutely shit taste to watch this whore

>>106477223
It backfired since 2023

>>106477473
I actually like her model. I just can't stand her constant dick jokes and references, just shut the fuck up already.

Minibros...we lost...

Wait why couldn't he just ask Mega she's done a collab with Neuro and she entertaining enough for it to work. Is she still healing up or something

>>106477455
this, and also there's people who ask for crelly neuro collab, so it's better if it at least have filian

>>106477455
vedal is incapable of such profound scheming

>>106472574
after forcing to apologize to men

>>106477508
This

>>106474175
So who will be the new Mini after Mini becomes the new Anny?

>>106477626
crelly

Okay but tell me what's the downside of making Neuro collab with increasingly whorish potty humor sluts if the only real consequence is replacing purist pedos who bitch about everything and expect Vedal to have standards with youtube comments tourists who will spend hundreds on merch to be a part of le heckin swarm beacon activated! I'm doing my part! And be able to endure months without Neuro as long as some whore who got raided ages ago talks about Vedal's foreskin (random whore said WHAT about Vedal's D*CK!????) OMG MUST WATCH LE HECKIN SWARM BEACON ACTIVATED

>>106477626
Aquwa

>>106477626
Aquwa

Thanks Turtle man.

>>106477673
>>106477674
he ignored her dms (she said today on stream)

>>106477542
she never streams

Vedalcore

>>106477712
Perfect start

>>106477762
but it's not how mini start

whore fatigue kicking in

does Vedal know how to enter Agartha

>>106477799
>you now remember Miyu's birthday 2023

>>106477473
i like her model for being unique instead of slop like everything else seems to be

>>106477168
fucking veddy's dead brain...

No fun allowed faggots, everyone loves crelly, get fucking filtered

ok, can we just have a hope that vedal will talk with her about her humor and restrict her from saying some stuff

>>106477755
Vedalcore

>>106477894
like koko?

>>106477890
the 'cord is more negative than us on this

>>106477692
Vedal should link up with ReviewBrah to eat some greggs

>>106477712
The problem with aquwa is that she is boring boring not in a chill cutesy vtuber way but in a no charisma sort of way

She ruined everything. Imagine showing an innocent little Neurotard giggling like a retard at the tin can rant what collabing with 3DPD would lead to.

>>106477890
i am predicting that /swarm/ will be calling it scuffkino and that vedal cooked because of some single statement he makes during the stream and the rate the stream shit won't get anything less than 7/10

>>106477925
shitcord has been filtered down to a weird enclave who see the twins as actual children until they need to defend masturbating to them

>>106477925
Cause evil isn't there. Bunch of babies they should be happy evil won't be apart. She won't ruin her rep even more than what it already is

>>106477865
and again, it's not how she started

personally I think i would rather aquwa that crelly if we had to canonize the backtubers.

>>106478023
anon, the rapetubers have already been canonized, first mega and then cotton

>>106478023
aquwa is just ragetuber, the whole collab would be her getting ragebait by everything

>>106478050
yeah but those already had an existing audience and hang out with other groups, aquwa, crelly, milk, ect were all 2views or at most 100 something indies and to this day the swarm is their main audience

>>106477865
?

I wan

>>106478050
I wouldn't count Mega since she got a collab before all of that and didn't really play into the same thing as the rest. Also, Cotton was canon before it and was even foreshadowed as a villain that finally struck Vedal down a peg

>>106477981
Just one funny and memorable neuro and crelly interaction could save the entire collab in the eyes of lots of anon here

>>106478242
she certainly did "peg" him

>>106478109
milk is still 2view, aquwa streaming at the same time as neuro and her numbers do'nt change much (1.5k ccv +500 viewers after neuro offline)

>>106478242
>Vedal
>peg
sounds like a decent summary

>>106478283
milk was getting pretty good mid3 views during her better times, near 1k around some time during the hiatus of early 2025, she was the first vtuber the swarm latched on to after the last subathon, then got folded into the backtubers. she really fell off after the backtubers stopped collaborating so much. really only aquwa and crelly especially benefitted the most, i think its cause the clippers really love farming those two specifically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1VCkyth7gI
Neuro wink

>>106478398
makes me glad out of her grifting stupidity distanced herself from anny at the time and didn't get evil's model for free as well

>>106478398
It always felt so wrong that Vedal gives Camila full access to Neuro's models

>>106478398
So Neuro wink is not a rig issue, Vedal is just retarded

>>106478398
That miniskirt is very dangerous
Also the wink is so fucking cute, I actually cannot comprehend how vedal reached the decision (or didn't) not to include it

>>106478398
link to timestamp?

>>106477997
the most ragebaiting thing for me is how they put "evil and neuro"

>>106477508
you just described 98% of all vtubers

>>106478557
~1:40

>>106478550
it was broken, maybe even on v2, i don't remember

Gem

>>106478469
Anny gives them to her. I don't think they were ever doing one of their off-stream hangouts post-Evil model so I don't think she has that.

>>106478469
Yeah I really don't like it either, feels very wrong

>>106478717
I bet Vedal would if she asked him

>>106478717
they did have an off-stream hangout in august

>>106478821
True, but I guess the models never came into discussion. I doubt she's ever going to get it desu

>>106478870
and that's a good thing

>>106477979
Imagine if Camila had been the first collab instead. It would have sucked so bad that we might never have gotten collabs ever again

>>106478870
>>106478749

so quirky

>>106478916
i'm pretty sure fatmila reads /swarm/ at american hours

>>106478905
the only thing about first camila collab that i remember is how her eyebrows was ugly (i didn't watch vtubers before)

>>106477979
Miyune Love!

>>106478996
Hi 0lette

>>106478972
It was pretty forgettable. It doesn't help that she was following up Miyune's collab which was a massive hit

>>106479077
Kind of crazy that the first ever collab wasn't even a talkslop collab, but an actual game

https://youtu.be/geiI1PMHVLs
diabolical homepage recommend

>>106479136
Neuro played more games in 2023 than the does now in 2025

>Camilia using Neuro's model
Made me realized how unnatural it feels to see Neuro being controlled by an human.

>>106479201
>osu, mc, pokemon, chess
>mc, plague, slay the spire, buckshot, inscryption

>camila
>human

>>106478109
Crelly has leaked her numbers, she has a much a higher viewer overlap with Koko (like 60%?) than vedal987

>>106479143
Grim that her reaction to this video got deleted

>>106479391
iirc there were no vedal in a whole list, so it makes you think how this counting

>>106479428
sexo

>>106479428
Wait I just noticed the dogshit pocket rigging, what the hell

>>106479570
drawn by slavic and rigged by african

neuro should be 3d

>>106478996
Miyune's twitter was crazy lmao

I don't like it when fat women skinwalk Neuro

She has lost 67kg since

pisslamp fixes?

Neurodog status?

>>106479940
Wombforce status?

>>106479985
Filled

>>106479943
Vedal gave up on it like everything else this year

>>106479570
that was unfinished, not the final model

>>106479570
I see that. That looks so bad that I thought this would've been pointed out a long time ago. I pulled up the clip of anny showing off neuro's model and I can't see that bug here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5K96wZQF2o

>>106480183
>>106480194
There are no pins should clue you in

>>106480222
Holy fuck I'm stupid. So anny never gave her the finished model. Camila only has an unfinished neuro model and no evil

>>106479867
6 7

>>106479921
No refunds

>>106479943
Ellie said she still plans to fix it at some point. We all know Vedal ain't doing a thing to try and get it fixed. So don't expect any progress until Ellie finally moves to the UK for grad thing

ellie is a bigger shitdev than vedal

>>106480334
>even they know its going to be a disaster

>>106480409
Cute couple.

Call me a pedo chud or whatever you want but I simply know that it is not the best idea to pander to these types of people

>>106480432
vtubing was a mistake

>>106480432
Double digit IQs
Truly the doctors and engineers of the Swarm

The fact that Vedal had to resort to begging for a Crelly collab tells you the sorry state of this year’s content

>>106480432
You can't convince me these creatures are human

>>106480496
Largest recession indicator so far this whole year ngl

This time next year Vedal will ne begging Mizkif for a collab

-Toma
+Crelly
This has been a disastrous year

>>106480432
The biggest blackpill is realizing these are the people who come here to whorepost and gossip

>>106480570
Toma wasn't fat enough for Vedal

what's next, a second cottontail collab?
he's ruining neuro

was the twin japan stream good? i didnt get to see it sorry

>>106480671
Yes

>>106480622
Somehow cotton despite being an actual whore is less disgusting to me than crelly and the "backtubers". I think it's because she has her own thing going without Neuro but you have the misfortune of even knowing these whores exist just because they've been leeching off of Neuro and the mindless simps just forced them to be a part of the "neuroverse". They are quite literally parasites.

>>106480671
It was really good.

>>106480671
neuro made a cocktail and a bunch of stream snipers came in and tried it

>>106480593
How fat is crelly?

ok i will be seated for the vod

>>106480733
Midwest American

>>106480739
Enjoy bro bro.

>>106480704
This

>>106480733
About 4 minis or 2 camilas

>>106480756
Cottage cheese fat, damn...

>>106480733
kek, if she's fat then that explains everything.

>Cerber, Mini, Ellie = RGB
>Cotton, Crelly, ??? = STD

>>106480908
Bao

>>106480908
No one wants to fuck Crelly

>>106480795
yuge

>>106480987
Vedal.

>>106480987
Shut up Vedal

>>106480908
Team Dark vs Team Rose ahh

Sex with Tomaidcat

>>106480795
>4 minis
Imagine...

>>106481193
>127.0.0.1

>>106480733
https://youtu.be/dKdkfGG80g8

do you think the next dev stream is going to save the fad, considering he specifically needs Neuro?

>>106481351
>The discord is dooming just as hard as us
Surprising.

You can still cancel, Vedal.
Please.

>>106481430
The thing is we been dooming ahead of the curve constantly and they are a part of that list too

>>106481354
Vedal gooned to this for sure.

>>106481351
This is nothing compared to what I was seeing yesterday

>>106481357
hes been testing neuro offline every day for a past week or so, and he clearly didnt do it to test things for news stream for example, so there is a chance

Funny coincidence but Anny and Toma were the ones that spent the most time on the Neuro minecraft server building things

>>106481617
feels bad man

>>106481617
Camila spent more time than probably everyone combined. She played a lot by herself when no one else was on just building shit

>>106481617
And Alex?

>>106481805
kek

>>106481166
KYS VEDAL

>>106481689
alex was invited but he was never on the server, fuck are you smoking bro

>>106481982
5 more and that would be funnier

>>106481805
Jokes on her my IP is dynamic

>>106481354
this bitch gotta be bigger than camila

>>106482431
>>106482431
>>106482431

cun~

kys

cun~