Sexy Wallpapers To Piss Your Wife Off
>freshly divorced
>new gaming rig with new monitor
>just want to put some old school T&A up on my screen without the Cuntiest Cunty-Cunt That Ever Cunted crawling up my ass talking about "ARE YOU LOOKING AT PORN? ARE YOU SCREWING AROUND? THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TELL ME HER NAME?!!?!"
Post hunnys, broads, dames, sheilas, models, pin-ups, nose art, bad bitches, goon fuel, pr0n, ladies with varying promiscuity levels demonstrating exhibitionist tendencies. Any race or body type, Clothed and tasteful, 2 Live Crew nasty, photos, 2d, 3d, 5d, CG, AI, classical painttings, grafitti, cyberpunk, fappening, dubya dubya two, aniweeb or burgered, any theme, any colors, blah blah blah....just looking for three things:
>qt 3.14(n)
>quality image with some artistry
>help me piss the ex off
No blokes or troons please. "I'm all about tha mothafuckin' clam!"
Begging you guys for some porn sluts like Kenzie Reeves, Sasha Grey, Kagney Linn Karter, etc.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:00:40 PM
No.8113324
>>8113330
Where do you fucks get your lewd wallpapers from anyway?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:16:59 PM
No.8113331
>>8113835
>>8113303 (OP)
you could go for Ariel Rebel or prime-time Remy Lacroix. They had a lot of perky "girl next door" energy
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:51:55 AM
No.8113499
Sorry for your divorce. Hopefully your next partner is cool about stuff like this
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:41:53 PM
No.8113565
>>8113303 (OP)
Use this one for your phone wallpaper
>>8113303 (OP)
Sounds like a woman with low self-worth/insecurity issues. It wasn't good enough that she managed to lock down a man, no, she had to be jealous of images on a screen. Am I right?...
Perfect tits on this one
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:46:56 AM
No.8113770
>>8113837
>>8113769
Or, you mentioned a gaming rig?...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:24:14 PM
No.8113835
>>8113331
Both quite lovely. Thank you
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:09:13 PM
No.8113837
>>8119425
>>8113769
>>8113770
Correct on both points, anon.
Low self-worth and projection as well. Irony is she was quite the MILF. If she hadn't have gone full karen she would have been alright.
Gaming rig is "new to me" so mostly old assassin's creed and far cry titles.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:13:38 PM
No.8113839
>>8113840
Excellent thread, anons. Exactly the sort of thing I'm looking for.
Anonymous
8/24/2025, 5:59:44 AM
No.8113927
>>8113928
>>8113836
>...is quite OK.
...cause it's Sasha Grey!
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 6:15:14 PM
No.8114190
>>8118968
sexy women used to make me look forward to something, now they remind me of what i missed.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:43:30 AM
No.8114245
>>8114307
>>8113303 (OP)
I feel bad for your wife.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:28:33 AM
No.8114307
>>8114245
Why? bc she was controlling or insecure?
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 12:08:24 AM
No.8114423
>>8118667
>>8114377
good start. you should learn light blending, and matching color balance.
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 12:34:49 AM
No.8114426
>>8114428
>>8114439
>>8114182
Does anyone actually have hardcore porn as their background?
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 12:55:16 AM
No.8114428
>>8114435
>>8114426
sure, what about it? it's not allowed on /wg/ though
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 1:02:31 AM
No.8114435
>>8114428
I was just curious as someone did post one lol
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 1:07:31 AM
No.8114439
>>8114426
i flirted with having naked women on a dual screen setup before, or even as my screensaver, but never hc porno screenshots.
maybe it's for someone who had to hide porn from their parents all their life, and they move into their own place for the first time.
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 2:09:06 AM
No.8114446
>>8114471
>>8116155
I always thought that threads like this one were supposed to remain on /s/. Some of us are on no fap, or we just prefer porn and wallpapers to be separate.
>inb4 use the filter
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 3:29:10 AM
No.8114471
>>8114477
>>8114446
use the hide function, use the catalog, learn to 4chan ffs
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 4:31:53 AM
No.8114477
>>8114533
>>8114471
Bunch of coom brains gathering up in one place to take over.
Same ole same ole.
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 2:46:57 PM
No.8114515
>>8114472
wonder if they read as fast as her.
Anonymous
8/29/2025, 7:31:51 PM
No.8114533
>>8114847
>>8114477
Some faggot coming into a thread he knows he won't like just to bitch.
Same ole same ole.
Anonymous
8/30/2025, 11:17:38 PM
No.8114673
>>8113303 (OP)
yeah you should set naked women as your background and be obvious about how much of a degenerate porn addict you are. that'll teach her !
Anonymous
9/1/2025, 9:54:42 PM
No.8114847
>>8114533
Some egotistical anon must respond by flipping around the other person's words.
4chan and Reddit are the same. Never changes.
Anonymous
9/2/2025, 12:48:27 AM
No.8114857
>>8114856
Lower resolution version of that just in case.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 11:51:55 PM
No.8115675
more petite girls please?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 8:49:47 PM
No.8116155
>>8114446
tbf this thread is basically just /hr/ but more landscapes
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:52:03 AM
No.8116183
Greasy beaner slut with a scarred up face taking a dick up the ass should work
Anonymous
9/21/2025, 1:32:45 PM
No.8116955
>>8113332
the fuck
why can't I see remy on wallhaven?
Anonymous
9/25/2025, 2:55:45 PM
No.8117403
>>8117496
>>8116888
Ew, AI slop wallpaper
Goon to real women you coward
Anonymous
9/26/2025, 4:34:13 AM
No.8117446
>>8113303 (OP)
How the fuck did you even manage to land a wife in the first place?
Anonymous
9/26/2025, 2:18:42 PM
No.8117496
>>8116888
>>8117403
>>8117404
AI is cool as long as it gets the ex going (IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!?!!!) which is especially satisfying when it's not even a real chick. Keep 'em coming, anon.
Anonymous
9/26/2025, 5:07:14 PM
No.8117508
>>8117424
Thanks for that one, it's nice to have a version without Wreck-It Ralph on it.
Anonymous
10/2/2025, 5:22:32 AM
No.8118487
>>8118486
oh fuck just saw "no blokes" my bad
Anonymous
10/2/2025, 11:39:07 AM
No.8118516
>>8118554
I dont have a wyfe but if I did it would be fun to gaslight her into accepting this
>honey it's just art, not all nudity is sexual
>it's just a butt, everyone's got one, they're not sexual
>female boobs arent sexual things, right? isn't that what people say these days?
I'd be cucking my wife
Anonymous
10/3/2025, 8:48:11 PM
No.8118667
>>8114423
My ex had a pussy like this. Where it came way up onto the front of her, so there was nothing hidden about it.
I really didn't like it. It was a turn off.
My wife now has a tiny little pussy, from the front all you can see are the hint of lips.
Anonymous
10/5/2025, 5:44:08 PM
No.8118968
>>8119240
>>8114190
I feel you anon. I used to be the horniest kid there is. Used to enjoy romantic elements in a movie. Now as an adult stuff like that makes me seethe.
Anonymous
10/6/2025, 4:37:16 AM
No.8119033
Divorced?
Time to take the black pill.
Anonymous
10/7/2025, 9:53:39 PM
No.8119240
>>8118968
Holy fuck, see a therapist
Anonymous
10/7/2025, 10:15:52 PM
No.8119243
>MILF
As in you have kids or she looked good for being 30+? If you have kids, leave this thread. This can be used against use for law rape. If not, enjoy this picture and good luck.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 6:22:00 PM
No.8119410
>>8119414
>>8113303 (OP)
>Sexy Wallpapers To Piss Your Wife Off
>>freshly divorced
A) She's not your wife then. B) She won't care. You sound like a 12 year old.
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 6:26:06 PM
No.8119414
>>8119410
The only ones pissed off are haters of coomer wallpaper threads
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:58:14 AM
No.8120026
>>8113303 (OP)
This should piss her off.
