>>5858782 (OP)

>>5859115
Is it a joke, right?

>>5859116
How was this done?

>>5859170
nope, it's real, though that's not the video that goes with the audio, and i'm pretty sure different parts of the audio were spliced together at different times to make it funnier, but it was still a fight some neighbors actually had

>>5859200
Nine Sols if real

>>5859867
Do you not know how small Asians are compared to us?

>>5859195

>>5859200
tch she should be with Prince Guo

>>5859867
He's reaching into a small space and taking out/inserting walls during cuts:
>0:06 - never shows the wall across from the bed again
>0:17 - hidden cut but you can see the lighting change just after you can no longer see the wall at the end of the hallway
>0:23 - I don't believe there's a cut here but you never see a wall in the direction where the cat runs to, I believe it switches hands or camera operators
>0:31 - hidden cut, takes out the wall across from the laundry machine so he can reach it and turn around
>0:43 - sneaky morph cut into a different shot
etc.

>>5859540
>lego starwars R2-D2 death sound

>>5859123
Baste the Kot then bake the Kot.

Here's my squeaker. Wish I knew how to make the audio not so quiet.

>>5859200
Apothecary diaries live action

>>5859867
Huge cats.

>>5859994
lost

Cutey with crusty eyes :3

>>5859195
>>5860006

>>5861819
Thats a big unit

grandpa......

>>5861988
I'll never understand people who aren't happy to get attention from a kitten.

>>5860277
I have a black kot that used to be tiny like that. He's two years old and fat now, but still cries like that.

>>5859116
This is honestly pretty cool

>>5862110
Why is he fat? About all it takes to keep them at normal weight is to not overfeed them. I've got two five year olds that have never had weight problems.

>>5862109
Old men are jusr stubborn and don't want to be bothered or have anything in their way. It'd be the same situation with an adult cat or puppy/dog. If it's not their own personal pet that they've had for years, most old people just see them as another mouth to feed and nothing more.

>>5862125
He's not crazy fat, but I can't control what he eats because I live with family and we have 3 other cats. I could get automatic feeders that portion control, but they'd still have to be policed when they eat and I have a job.

>>5862159
Dang, if my heart ever gets that cold I'd probably kill myself.

>>5862171
I just make sure mine get enough between the two of them. If one eats too much, the other will be more hungry and make up for it next meal. One is a greedy dickwad too, but I've never needed to police a thing.

>>5861819
in awe at the size of the lad

>>5859195
>>5860006
>>5861916

>>5858811
dat rhythm, dat cold look, dat kot
great

>>5861819
my cat goes retarded for those things
temptations, right

>>5859051
He just like me fr fr

>>5865285

>>5861988
who eats a donut with a fork?

>>5865751
grandpa does, pay attention

>>5865740
>the deceptive wink

>>5861819
it's a fat.. hitler.. cow-cat.

>>5861724
Im surprised they arent slapping the pens off the table

>>5858830
fucking scum pigeons are plague carrying rats. at least kot had some ground game to deal with him

>>5859116
what a bunch of freeloaders

>>5865751
Look at his gut, he knows what he's doing

>>5862109
>>5862159
Sometimes they're just tsundere
They don't like to show kindness too much since it's a sign of weakness

cats are so good :3

>>5866810
I find that the kindest people snap the hardest when pushed too far.

>>5861916
What song is that? It sounds familiar but I can't place it.

>>5858782 (OP)

>>5868546
>that voiceover

>>5868546
Kys, faggot

>>5858782 (OP)
I'm not that much into kots but this thread had some nice vids

shut the fuck up faggot, no one asked for your opinion

and stop talking to yourself

X'D EBIN!!!

>>5861916
>>5868047
>What song is that? It sounds familiar but I can't place it.
Macintosh Plus - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQkPcPqTq4M

>>5869424
Many thanks, friend.

>>5859867
Please tell me this was just a woman and not the world's most fucking retarded man on display bringing us down.

>>5860277
>>5862110
I used to have 3 that were all bother and sisters, one a Calico, one a Tabby, and one a Tuxedo. They all three would fit in the palm of my hand as i would take them around to college parties around UCI. Riley, Nora, and Montgomery Meowsoweth. That was back 2006-7ish, sitll have the Tuxedo the others i gave up. Whenever my Tuxedo kicks the bucket i will repeat the process and try to keep the siblings together as long as possible. Cats rule, dogs drool.

>>5865751
When i'm about to touch shit that is communal, and i don't want to get up and wash my hands, i use utensils; also me: when i DON'T have to worry about communal touchings, i dip and dunk my pieces of donuts under milk for 10 seconds before slurping the chunks of donuts off my fingers then run my tongue around the sides of my mouth to take in extra donut/milk droppings like the fucking Sarlac pit. Situations my dear boy, it's what separates us from the lesser subspecies of humans.

>>5866369
I'm originally from /b/ back in the day so i was disappointed to see it not crawl up the cat's asshole.

>>5868546
>stupid faggot enters my eardrums
>what is the cure for such behavior
Beheadings.

>>5862197
Powerful!

>>5862109
kittens real cute when it's not dependent on you for food or until you need to clean up after.
affection is just projection, cats only care about you as long as you feed them. try it.

>>5871289
You're the same kind of person that goes around telling people that their lives are meaningless because we're just a cosmic accident and our thoughts are little more than chemical reactions. What a sad, empty life you must lead, bleeding the magic from everything around you.

>>5868546
meow

>>5859113

>>5873385
lol

>>5862109
he's quite obviously happy

>>5861960
for you

>>5858782 (OP)
guys is this real or not?

>>5874318
Pretty sure cats are real. If they're not, I need to get help, because something is eating all this cat food, and I hope it's not me.

>>5869163
These are very patient cats.

>>5877174
>little kitten takes out a RAT
holy shit, born warrior

>>5877174
lil man is going places

>>5866369
It's like his harbl came to life and t-bagged him autonomously

>>5866372
who do you think they are? niggers?

>>5861819
admiral chonk

>>5862313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIuEuJvKos4&ab_channel=Astrix
for those wondering what the song is. i'm pretty sure i recognised it correctly.

>>5870269
>calling cutlery utensils
burger education

>>5879080
If only it didn't have the Facebook caption.

>>5861960
>>5862220
>>5862610
>>5866370
>>5878181
>LOL ANIMAL ABUSE SO FUNNY!!!!!!

>>5861819
This is animal abuse. Fat cats are fine. That's just morbidly obese. Owners should be more responsible.

>>5879369
>ywn slap a Jaguar's tummy

>>5877349
its either obedience or be eaten for them

>>5879418
>>5879435
Don't you have upvotes to farm?

>>5868546
There is the original without the shitty AI voice and caption yet you decided to post this.

>>5858782 (OP)
i miss cala so much :( rip

>>5879438
>from the inside...

>>5877174
The weak must fear the strong

>>5879369
It's all fun and games until one of them mauls her to death

>>5877184
Sex (with the woman)

>>5871789
If i believed that I wouldn't be here posting. What I actually believe is something far more sinister.

>>5879682
Watch out boys! We got an egdelord supreme!

>>5865574
what the fuck. as i was scrolling down i was thinking about this video and then it showed up.

>>5868546
>>5868817
>>5868948
>>5870272
>>5879542
i wouldn't have known what was happening in this video if there was no narration and caption. i also would not have been amused if there was no silly music signaling it was intended to be an amusing video.

>>5858811
they nigga ngl i dont like how this one kinda reminds me of that one flash video

>>5879124
here you go anon, don't ask how I made the file bigger

>>5880266
Ah, you cropped 70 pixels off the bottom. I should take up more action and less talk. Thanks.

>>5858782 (OP)
F

>>5880337
The cat is dead?

>>5881511
died of old age last year, apparently

>>5882708

>>5879614
Based and 'slapping big pussy pussy from the inside' pilled.

>>5879637
cats would never do that

>>5882708
Aren't cheetah the closest to a house cat there is in the wilderness?

>>5859540
classic kek

>>5882708
>>5882709
>>5883164
This raises a question, from what species of cat are housecats domesticated? All dogs are descendant from wolves. All house cats are descendant from...?

And I'm not talking servals where house cats are bred into wild species to make something in between. And they didn't come from 50 species either.

>>5883232
>All house cats are descendant from...?
African Wildcats.

>>5883232
African Wildcats. They're pretty much just lankier versions of domestic cats.

>>5862109
He's a fat old subhuman

>>5882709
>>5882708
Big Kot

>>5883683
Kys, faggot

>>5883164
no, that would be the african wildcat

>>5883232
The cat and his cat wife Noah saved from drowning

>>5883164
no but they used to be domesticated back in times when Nile flow through what later become sahara

>>5871289
You just sound like a lazy nigger

>>5862555
>dat cold look
the cat is literally drugged out of its mind to make it docile so the chink can make a tiktok
then "animal lovers" look at this blatant animal abuse and go "wow kitteh :3"

>>5883164
No, but because of their lifestyle they need to be very docile since hunting takes so much energy for them. Sadly this also means they don't live as long in captivity since they get really stressed out.

>>5883683
You missed this one >>5883432

>>5862684
:(

>>5879766
Do you do this when watching anything?
I like to imagine you watching a dramatic movie and pausing it, standing up, turning to face your family, pushing up your glasses and smugly saying:
"I'm glad there's dramatic music signaling this is a dramatic scene in the movie".

>>5865751
Same people that eat pizza with a fork.

>>5885323
We call them heretics.

>>5884296
Looks exactly like my younger cat.

>>5883683
why are you like this?

>>5885323
>eat pizza with a fork.
I also eat fries with a fork. My controllers, keyboard, and remote controls are all clean.
If I'm not near those things then I'll use my hands, though.

>>5863368

>>5874336
Is it yummy

>>5858782 (OP)

>>5885567
I mean, it does smell good for being cat food.

>>5874336

>>5885758
That's okay. You can keep that one.

>>5884806
they were tamed. domesticated has stricter requirements

>>5885916
I mean what I mean
they were fully domesticated, then gone wild for a time

>>5858782 (OP)
I hate the subtitles so I did something about it.

>>5858782 (OP)
soul
>>5885951
soulless

>>5883232
African wildcat with a bit of European wildcat mixed in.

>>5885611
Wet or dry

>>5870271
>I'm originally from /b/ back in the day
everyone is, my friend

I wish I could find that webm of a russian lady petting a lynx on a snowy car

>>5859115
Skyking reflection in mirror

>>5885951
But how are we gonna know what he's saying now?

>>5886068
here

>>5866372
they have been tranquilized for this video

>>5877174
i like both cats and rats and therefore I'm conflicted

>>5861988
I don’t understand people who are comfortable being out of bed and not fully dressed.

>>5870264
Lighten up, Francis.

>>5883232
Wouldn't it be crazy if cats evolved on a long sunken continent, and our ancestors had already domesticated them several floods ago? Modern lions and tigers would be ofshoots of kot.
I could see sci-fi planets developing this way.

>>5886398
Looks like Beetljuice from Howard stern

>>5886374
I would love to have pet rats but I can’t deal with them dying every couple years. Losing cats every decade or so is hard enough.

>>5885584
>look. we’ll take turns and so “no homo” first

>>5886398
>If vampires had a kot

>>5885330
Because he's a gigantic faggot.
>>5886031
Sure reddit.

>>5886352
thanks guy

>>5886539
Guess the lynx is well-fed but it still feels irresponsible to put it next to a toddler like that. They hunt prey way larger than the boy in the wild.

>>5886761
yea, but have you considered that the lynx isn't a pitbull?

>>5885078
It's probably just tired,
my cats get like that.
Especially my male cat, he's hyper as fuck but when he's tired he's tired.

>>5881963
Why must life take the best and leave the worst?

>>5886314
why is that rat deepthroating himself?

>>5877178
This stops them getting parasites from the water. The same reason horses dig water.

>>5885078
What's more likely, they got cat drugs to make a video or the cat is pretty docile?

>>5887083
it doesn't, it takes everything

>>5887093
wet dreams

>>5886761
>the boy in the wild
shut the fuck up.

>>5859195
Khajit did nothing wrong!

>>5865601

>>5870272
If you're going to cut your own head off, live stream it fir the rest of us to watch.

>>5885580
>not the scary version
ok...

>>5887982
GOTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>5887924
Is that a Mike Inel animation? Seems like something he'd do.

>>5859116
Source?

>>5862109
>>5862159
>>5883321
>I missed the point of the video because I am autistic and cannot read humans

>>5885574
just watched all their content, I think I may have just enjoyed learning

>>5887093
Imagine sticking your dick in that cat's mouth

>>5888182
You're not wrong. Unless I observe a behavioral pattern quite a few times, I completely fail to understand.

>>5888224
What is wrong with this cat

>>5888255
Over enlarged tumor in its stomach.

>>5888255
>>5888307
better version

>>5888156
Sorry, no idea. But I'm sure there's a super sleuth that can figure it out here somewhere.

>>5888255
I think he's just happy. I understand your confusion since no one on 4chan knows what that is.

>>5887093
The cat of Hermes is his name eating his tail to become tame

>>5888156
>>5888843
Made by Dangoheart

>>5889142
this one is very good.

>>5886398
I don't understand why people get these hideous animals. same with pugs and other repulsive dog breeds. is it some kind of savior complex towards the breeds that nobody else wants?

>>5865285
ive been in that house

>>5889144
I don't blame her. That dog appears to be very autistic.

>>5858782 (OP)
>>5880337
I guess I'll say it into the void here since nowhere else online has humans anymore from what I can tell.
I miss you buddy. I'm sorry I didn't give you more love while you were here. I'm sorry I kicked you out of my hobby room when you chewed on my stupid shit. I'm sorry I didn't realize you were dying sooner. I'm sorry I wasn't there to say goodbye. I'm sorry that I am too weak to have said it when you were here. Any anons reading this, I love you and hope you find some room in your heart to give that love around. Goodnight.

>>5869163
>father-in-law
>eunuch
How would that work?

>>5871289
>affection is just projection, cats only care about you as long as you feed them. try it.
Imagine projecting such an aura that you have never received affection from a cat that has no dependency on you.

>>5890594
>hurr eunuchs are born
>durr they can't be made

>>5883232
>And they didn't come from 50 species either
y not? not fifty sure, but one gets domesticated in egypt, another in china, another in yurop. im also pretty sure there are fucktons of wolf breeds.
its the same as somebody claiming ownership of THE pasta, dumpling, and bread original recipes - shit is so generic it is kinda unavoidable for it to occur at some point along human existence.

>>5865751
Me, I also eat nuts and chips with chopsticks
Eating with your hands is digusting

>>5890684
So he's just going to ask his wife's father to cut his cock off?

>>5890755
It is a joke about being a neutered cat, one that happened to have already bred with another and produced a wife for the narrating cat king.
It isn't hard, anon.

>>5890594
>>5890684
>>5890755
you don't need balls to be a father in law, a father in law isn't an actual father

>>5890623

>>5890821

>>5890502
Anon that guilt is toxic. Believe me, I know. Take care of yourself and remember that you can’t help those around you (animal or human) if you mired in the past.

>>5862684
I didn't know this was a YLYL thread.

>>5882026
that's not a bird actually

>>5887927
Faggots have been doing this on 4chan for 20 years. You posting newfag pointers or are you just a newfaggot?

>>5879080
>>5880266
Why do they do this?

My cat does this to me anytime I cough or sneeze. I could be in a different room and cough/sneeze and he'd come running in looking at me doing this.

>>5890502
I know that feel.
Hope you feel better, Anon.

>>5891281
I am merely pointing out the vague rhetoric anon used that could be interpreted against him.

>>5890893
based kot

>>5884806
this is a stupid myth literally just based off of hieroglyphs

>>5863368
So That's where moe sounds come from...

>>5889005
Kek

>>5892124
its true
it was revealed to me in the dream

>>5885584

>>5885580
>>5887982
You sound disappoint.

>>5892393
thanks I like that one a lot

>>5892761

relax frens

>>5860277
you have a very cute squeaker ^^

>>5892834
beautiful kot

>>5886761
That's a very oblivious goat

>>5892843
no u

>>5892570

>>5892841
yes and very tasty

>>5866373
No they're not you ignorant bastard.
Humans are responsible for domesticating pigeons. Its our fault they live in cities and can't make proper nests.Plague my ass. Dipshit. One mean tempered pigeon doesn't make them all bad either. Most of them are really sweet. Goddamn you pigeon hater. Pigeons were our friends.. fucking telephones took their jerbs.

>>5892995
that's mean, it's like putting on a demon mask and scaring a little kid

>>5859201
Evil humans feeding seed oil goyslop to cat >:(

You wouldn't eat it yourself so why feed it to your pet?

>>5892997
Marathon soundtrack
>>5893068
Arrancar cat

>>5893297
it is mean but they'll forgot about it after a minute so it's just a little mean

>>5886314
I should call her...

>>5891902
You talk like a faggot.

>>5893068
Kitilago

>>5885758
isnt this dangerous

>>5892761
i dont get it

>>5893873
no, the chair can hold him. it's built for humans, who are much heavier.

>>5873385
lmfao

TOTAL ANNIHILATION

>>5891020
topfuckingkek

>>5859113
what do you hear the cat saying?

>>5894128
this is the best webm ever

>>5894930
abow
abow
abow
other cat: you okay boy?
abooga gabow

>>5885566
Checked and stolen.

>>5894128
shit I just opened this webm again today and it's still the funniest shit in some time

>>5889159
>pick up that cat

>>5859116
can somebody translate?

>>5859115
I like the plane flying through

>>5895943
I used Google Lens, so take this as a grain of salt.
@ 0:01 不错我今天准备洗衣服啊
"Yes, I'm going to do laundry today."

@ 0:03 把你床单给你洗一下吧
"Let me wash your sheets for you."

@ 0:09 不错你这卧室能不能经常收拾一下
"Good. Can you tidy up your bedroom more often?"

@ 0:12 天天跟狗窝一样
"It's like a doghouse every day."

@ 0:13 我去给你洗了啊
"I went to wash it for you.

@ 0:15 哎呀真是
"Oh, it's true."

@ 0:19 就没有一个能帮帮我的
"There's no one who can help me."

@ 0:20 你看这就会吓我
"You see, this scares me."

@ 0:23 这位倒是不乱跑
"This guy doesn't run around."

@ 0:24 沙发上一趴
"Lie down on the sofa."

@ 0:26 趴一天没有一个能帮我做家务的
"I lie down all day and no one can help with me with housework."

@ 0:31 还得给你们洗衣服真是啊
"I still have to do your laundry."

@ 0:35 再去小老鼠和蜘蛛家看看
"Let's go to the mouse and spider's house."

@ 0:37 有没有脏衣服要洗
"Do you have dirty clothes to wash?"

@ 0:46 这衣服应该是要洗的
"This clothes should be washed."

@ 0:50 这家伙估计要去睡觉了
"This guy is probably going to sleep."

@ 0:56 你看这床单到处乱扔
"Look at these sheets thrown everywhere."

@ 0:58 还有没有别的衣服要洗了
Is there any other clothes to wash?"

@ 0:59 小蜘蛛没有
"Little spider doesn't have... "

@ 1:01 我把这个拿走了啊
I took this away."

@ 1:05 耶我以为你去睡觉了
"Yeah, I thought you went to bed."

@ 1:07 衣服给你拿走洗了
"I took the clothes away for you to wash."

@ 1:16 嗯不错
"Yeah, good."

@ 1:17 你在这干啥
"What are you doing here?"

@ 1:19 快让开让我过去
"Get out of the way and let me pass."

@ 1:22 快让开让我过去
"Get out of the way and let me pass."

@ 1:24 快去
"Go quickly."

And then he dieded.

>>5895734
>now put it in the carrier.

>>5880266
supposedly cats think that sound attracts the bugs, honestly, it probably does as cats are one of the most successful hunters

>>5886927
what breed is that?

>>5896388
Serval
Exotic wild cat breed, very big, the size of a dog

>>5890807
a bee stung the cat in the nose?

>>5890223
>I don't understand why people get these hideous animals. same with pugs and other repulsive dog breeds.
Just because it doesn't look pretty, doesn't mean it doesn't deserve love. The animal did nothing wrong.

cats are so good. we dont deserve them.

>>5896013
ai

>>5896287
you can see that the black cat is hitting way more back-paw kicks by the amount of white fur that flies off from the white cat's belly.

Still, even though he was physically; apparently losing; the white cat has clearly the dominant energy throughout the whole fight, from pre-fight, till the very end of the video. incredible shit.

>>5896744
For their own good, and this is an honest comment, not a 4channy one: all these dogs should end, so that only the truly happy and healthy ones can live on.

Imagine, every time that you see one of those no-tail no-nose dogs, that they are descendant from fucking wolves. like what the hell?

They can't even breathe properly... humans like to play god, and they're making dogs miserable... I love them, that's why I think those races should go extinct