Thread 5861301

free cat webms here

>>5861301 (OP)
lurk moar, faggot
>>5858782

>>5861859
this cat isn't sad, just has a weird face structure

>>5862111
I want one

>>5862241
BRO

>>5862138
a cat?

>>5862449
yes a sad one with sad meows
the complete pack

>>5862481
don't encourage genetic defects, this is how we get pugs and other variants that suffer for no reason

>>5861384
there can never be enough kot threads!

>>5861384
that thread’s where people with bad taste in kot webms
so yeah there might be two of them now

>>5862538
what fucking language is that? sounds like a goblin trying to order a bacon sandwich

>>5861301 (OP)
>FORmetal
Schizo

>>5862257
ugly fucking cats
also from /metal/ please stop posting your stupid shit

>>5862731
dude shits up /mu/ lol

>>5863218
In another thread a week or so ago he admitted that he does so because he thinks the metal general is responsible for all edgy posts on 4chan. literal schizophrenia.

>>5863266
I bet that's a parasitic wasp trying to lay eggs in that spider.

>>5863260
Link?

>>5863267
Disgusting

>>5861301 (OP)
what the fuck is this "for metal" thing?

>>5862731
>>5863218
>>5863260
>>5863301
>>5863308
No one cares

>>5863301
https://desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/5825097/#5831498
https://desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/5825097/#5831547

>>5861301 (OP)
Kino

>>5863303
wtf is that real??

>>5863401
its a greenscreen

>>5863637
that's bullshit

>>5863648
what? the video is right there

>>5863303
what the fuck

>>5863637
fake

>>5863861
neil purrt

>>5864306
posted in /metal/

>>5863871
DO IT... Post more of those

>>5862252
awww.........

>>5864947
In Russia a kitty is called a kot

>>5862241
My cat would disembowel me if i came anywhere near her with even one of those props

>>5865099
Ah. so Jesus was just a bunch of cats in a trench coat
Guess that's why he came back, he had 9 lives

>>5861301 (OP)
cat drinky

>>5864017
>>5865307
they are called "void" now

>>5861647

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dMANwbawgQ

>>5866242
This webm is a good exercise for guessing the female, male, young, and old cats' characteristics.

>>5862449
No.
A face.

>>5863303
How did they get the cat to do that

>>5864947
Cute kitties

>>5865099
>statue is just some fiberglass slop
tacky af

>>5863308
know how every other thread on every single board has at least one malcontent asshole with an axe to grind about some past besmirching, real or imagined, so he's going to shit the whole place up and ruin it for everyone?
this is one of those threads, and he's that asshole.

>>5869207
for metal btw and this one

>>5863529
As funny as this is, I seriously hope those lil nibbas arent walking on that floor everyday and that this is a petcare place or something

>>5864955
These are TRAPS used in asia cut cut off the PENISES and BALLS of stray (free!) Cats. Do NOT go in them, bros...

>>5869053
It's concrete.

>>5869221
good boy

>>5869053
the statue of liberty is also hollow btw, you could make the same video there if it was functional enough

>>5869211
Is this what the kids call "aura"?

>>5869461
Can a watermelon fit in there?

>>5866242

POV; You're in Ulthar

>>5861647
Literally me having two middle names when bitches ask me "noooo what's your real name tell meeeeeee"

>>5862138
A thing people will want to approach and give affection to rather than what hideous account god provided at birth

>>5862579
It's called gullet, fat women, i fuck these creatures, their thighs and asses are twice the weight human females so the gravity induced on your dick is extreme pressure making the nuts bussed even greater. Try it some time. Their mouth holes are equally amazing.

>>5862726
"mao" being the name for cat
"guo lai" move here
"Chi" / 'cher' meaning eat
Cat's never really speak Chinese, having lived in China 9 years, they are always fucking confused by bug people. My cats on the other hand understand their names, eat, play, car ride, walk, outside, inside, objects i want them to stay away from, If they had thumbs they would rival gradeschoolers.

>>5863637
>just comes onto the internet to post lies
And you think that gives you power over Anon?

>>5865068
Nobody care about shithole countries
>>5864947
Nobody cares about streamers

>>5866389
>vinyurd
What a gigantic faggot.

>>5870722
I care about cute streamers, dude

>>5863310
>When the cat is attempting to save it's owner from drowning
Rare

>>5870732
holy projection
ok fine, every statue taller than 5 meters is hollow
it has nothing to do with the people who made it, its all to do with the impossibility of making a solid structure that large and still able to support its weight
even the pyramids in egypt are hollow

>>5871712
>Long have I desired to look upon the kings of old

>>5861301 (OP)
>FORmetal.webm
Why?

>>5862252
>>5862515
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

I miss my cat so much bros

>>5874629
I just like the cat thread

>>5869221
More like this

>>5874625
>>5869116

>>5869044
Please do not the cat

>>5864306
I squished a cat with a Honda Fit once.

>>5875863
I hope someone squishes your cock and balls with one next

>>5871712
one tells only lies
the other also tells lies

>>5870732
I don't know what shitskins have to do with anything. I assume that fiberglass statue is some piece of shit erected in middle America by a megachurch.

>>5869604
sure as shit doesn't look like it. why should I believe you?

>>5869604
>>5870732
Oh, I get it. You retards think that's the Rio de Janeiro statue. It obviously isn't, you blind retards.

>>5863310
I know a cat that is fascinated by baths but isn't allowed to observe them or she tries to drink the water with soap in it.

What breed of kot is this?

>>5861859
is there Down's for cats? looks exactly like it and the voice is similar

>>5863483
the Matrix is breaking down

>>5872017
thonk

>>5874450
and a pool of cream beneath

>>5876334
british shorthair

>>5863951
carlos!

>>5870896
looks like the door is closed and kot has been locked in
maybe it just hates water and want to be let out

>>5863266
Why does the classic spider versus wasp fight turn me on? Im not a degenerate in any other way, and it’s not like it’s something I even seek out, but something about the slender feminine body of a wasp fighting against the hairy masculinity of a spider gets my blood moving. Even though it’s probably a female spider anyway since they’re larger. But two females is hotter anyway. I’m really a normal guy aside from this, but it comes up occasionally and it makes me feel weird

>>5863529
everything would have been fine here except for that retarded grey and white one who slams into all the others like a big moron

>>5863637
Fake and gay

>>5874450
Kek

>>5865096
Does your cat make TOO MUCH NOISE?

>>5879048
HOLY SHIT!

>>5863483
Those are some kind of shrew, and cats don't like them.

>>5873038
Excellent

>>5861647
>Giacomino, guardian of galaxies and hyperspace
Kek

>>5876334
'i'sh 'ort'air, 'nnit?

>>5878700
degenerate

>>5879048
>people mock the idea that we can learn a lot from animals
Yeah where the fuck are all those faggot doubters now?

>>5880098
>swap witch

>>5864958
Sauce for the background music?

>>5882849
The witch was a cat, now you're a cat. What don't you get, dumb ass?

>>5882893
kek

>>5882853
>Adi T - LOST SIGNAL - slowed

>>5869116
"metal" is the asshole here? Or the guy who posted this for him is the asshole? Can you elborate a bit please?

>>5882958
Thanks, much appreciated Anon

>>5882722
are you fucking serious?
that is a fucking seagull meowing like a fucking cat!
what the fuck?!
in what kind of world does a seagull meow like a cat?
think about it! if that machine had never been invented, and those seagulls had never observed a cat meow to get food, then seagulls would never have meowed like cats!
this is doomsday material, this right here is why humanity needs to die out

>>5863939
Steakfags will see this steak and say it's overcooked.

fug, I wanna kot so much but I leave in a tiny one room apartment and all dwarf kots are expensive as fuck

>>5883359
live*

>>5880466
bullshit

>>5880496
>actually a dog
>the cock expert said

>>5883013
:(

>>5882970
The metal guy is not doing anything wrong. He just posts cat videos. I frequent /metal/ on mu as well he might be a tad bit schizo but aren't we all

>>5871715
cruelty

>>5887259
Bratty kitten needs correction!

>>5863194
I love this

>>5863637
But when rehersals finished how did he transform himself into a cat and find friends?

>>5865096
i want a stompy cat

>>5865099
How the fuck

>>5883081
> this right here is why humanity needs to die out
You can start by kill yourself you melodramatic retard.

>>5873038
Kek but what the fuck is going on at 0:21?

>>5890182
This is the world we are meant to live in.

>>5889905
What kind of man--
>camera falls showing psychadelic tapestry
Oh.

>>5890182
fuck this gay sound, woods like that are quiet as shit, you would only hear the creek

>>5863266
This has to be fake right?
I would not image a cat being so placid around such a large spider or hornet

>>5862515
What goes on inside their head

>>5891755
Look at how smooth the motion of the fight is. Reality does not look like that. This is the most fundamental giveaway for computer animation and is why motion capture is a thing.

>>5891465
Song?

>>5893102
Got a Tuxedo like this, he's freakin huge though, biggest cat i've ever had, but he has the softest lightest meow and he's extremely polite but in a bold way. He will come to the door of a room and if someone's in there, he will stand at the doorway for a second, announce himself then come in, and every morning i do my routine he will come watch, or when i cut my hair every week he loves watching that shit. I let him out about two or three times a day to go explore a bit and he will tell me about shit he finds and he responds to commands, will even fetch shit. This guy reminds me of em.

>>5863483
He is waiting to take the loser.

>>5878700
Shit like this is what keeps me coming back to this god forsaken website

>>5890574
They weren't his cats. He was just there to give them food and water, at the request of his friend

>>5874450
When they dey up she can not eat them. Too hard they become

>>5863637
That is clearly AI slop you brainworm ridden dog-o-sexual.

>>5895798
SMACKING THA BITCH

>>5889905
kek

>>5894184
this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KmcSe1Dv7W8&pp=ygUhYWxsIHRoZSB0aGluZ3Mgc2hlIHNhaWQgZGogZ29sbHVt
interestingly white supremacists love this remix for some reason

>>5889905
He was abusing them or something?

>>5899251
didnt wanna go in the cage

>>5899238
no i dont

>>5899318
When I first saw this, I thought Dumpert was the name of the orange cat.

>>5870663
That lovecraft cat story?

>>5864958
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>5899824
Fucking KEK
>>5899829
Based

>>5876334
>that's literally how i sit on my desk
the little shit is making fun of me

>>5863267
No one cares about the dumb little trivial facts you know.

>>5894286
No one cares. Keep it to yourself next time.

>>5894286
I enjoyed reading about your cat, don't listen to the other asshat.

>>5901042
Obvious samefag. That's just sad.

>>5862726
Oh my heart. Usually they only suck up before getting their food. Beautiful
>>5861301 (OP)
Now this is epic
>>5862257
I quite like these vampire cats. Their meowing is terrifying though
>>5862515
True that

>>5899251
he taught them he has no spine and that there will be no negative consequences so they treated him accordingly

>>5894286
you're lucky that he's both smart enough and willing to listen to you

>>5899251
>>5901269
You're both retarded. When were you diagnosed with autism? Or does your tiny ass third world village not use modern medical terms?

>>5901277
>random placid conversation
>this guy suddenly furious for no reason
lmao

>>5901278
>You noticed that I'm stupid and the only defence I have is to accuse you of being angry
Verified.

>>5901280
calm down anon, enjoy the cute kitties

>>5901281
>Doubling down
Verified.

>>5862965
Who's the other idiot? I don't get it

>>5863194
Drop thst bullshit intro and don't fast forward the videos. People who appreciate Radiohead have an attention span longer than a tiktaktok vid

>>5863310
Heart breaking. She's really concerned

>>5863834
She's annoyed lol

>>5863861
Brilliant +1

>>5863939
ASMR is, and will always be, for pathetic degenerates. Even if it's kittens

test

>>5899822
Hollywood never recovered after this nuke dropped.

>>5865689
Some cats like the attention from their owners and if they are used to this dont freak out.
My mother told me she had a cat that she could dress and put the cat in a baby stroller. And that cat was happy.

>>5861859
My cat was also very sad when she became ill...

Can someone please post the liveleak kot for me? I'm very sad I dont have it saved.

meow

>>5901303
chrono trigger?

>>5902829
omg did he died

>>5902287
case closed (detective conan)

>>5902904
Close. It is in a food coma. That belly is huge.

>>5901725
“Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.”

>>5902904
no, it was his day off

>>5902922
cheers.

>>5883081
Kek, underrated

>>5863303
Wtf . How did they train the cat to do that?

>>5904097
Cats don't give a fuck when it comes to the suffering of others. I fell down the stairs and it was nothing to them.

>>5904167
Did you dieded?

>>5904167
when im crying my cat runs to me to hug me, licks my tears to destroy sadness and purrs to cheer me up

>>5900842
YTMND!

>>5904196
>when i cry
GAY!!!

>>5904217
when im drunk and i see something sad in a movie i cry

>>5904230
tits or gtfo

>>5904413
>I am squint eye china man like you. Please don't eat, sandpie.

>>5904097
>cat slow blinking, meaning it trusts and likes you
FUCK WHITE WOMEN AND THEIR INSATIABLE SELFISHNESS

>>5901303
Very very sinister. He only gets more smug

>>5905031
WTF?

>>5882722
I think that dog might be autistic.

>>5863637
What's with the giant diaper?

>>5881080
Last time someone posted this I send it to a pretty girl with a cat like this and she two weeks later saying she couldn’t reply bc he had just died
Fucking anons

>>5875854
MOAR

>>5905031
chat is this real?

>>5904805
>>5904097
yeah, that cat was being sweet

>>5900691
post that edit that shows a cats super reflexes

>>5904230
i cry at the end of "Man From Nowhere" every time.

>>5894286
best post in this thread tbqhwy

>>5901277
What medical term applies here?

>>5901277
bot post

>>5894286
>I let him out about two or three times a day to go explore a bit
i did that now my cat died
she always got too whiny when forced to stay inside

I like this thread

>>5861384
I think I hear Mommy calling. Your tendies are ready.

>>5884427
Song name?

>>5901277
Why are you angry you subhuman?

>>5905533
No

>>5909775
sweet a browser hijacker + ransomware

>>5909788
Mp4 file , noob.it not an executable

>>5909829
yeah bro
that's what you'd say

>>5909937
what a freak

>>5862252
And then everyone got toxoplasmosis.

>>5863834
SQUISH THAT CAT

>>5870722
>shithole
Like USA?

>>5904440
kek

>>5905031
chat is this based?

>>5909937
BACK THE FUCK UP SPUNKY

contrbootin'

>>5910007
If you look at the cities, you're not wrong. Most of the rest is pretty cool though. I'd love to scoop the cities off the continent like tumors.

>>5910127
Those cities are like cancerous growths trying to recreate the rest of the disgusting world.

>>5905031
don't like this because it will cause stupid people and children to throw their cats into the pool :(

>>5910007
Rent free.

>>5869461
I'll remember this next time I go to China.

>>5909419
Los Ángeles Azules - Cómo Te Voy A Olvidar (Video Oficial)

>>5887259
my 5g chip activating when i consider not paying mortgage