fire fail

>>5861565
Perfect Looney Tunes gag.

>>5861565
I wonder if he did that on purpose to make a gag...

>>5861557 (OP)

>>5861727

>>5861624
how?

>>5861572
Now THAT'S how you do a fucking finale

>>5861557 (OP)
No, fire hot

>>5861569
oh lawd he coming

>>5861730
You have to know that chinesium is very volitile, losing a big part of its mass due to off-gassing and abrasion
This causes surfaces to be covered in a coat of flammable dust and the air to be full of combustible gasses

sort of related

>>5861624
Is he ok?

>>5861561
That was fuckin epic

>>5861730
>>5862437
It was a worker at a firecracker factory, those bags are gunpowder,
static electricity, or what I believe, a spark from the wheelbarrow hitting the concrete. ignited the gunpowder.
Yes, he lived.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6354345/Firecracker-factory-worker-miraculously-survives-gunpowder-explosion.html

>>5861760
AHH! FIRE INDEED HOT!

>>5861561
dang, I wanna know where that kid gets his firecrackers (I'm aware it's a gas manhole)

>>5861623
>Ammoracked

>>5862543
Well it was a gas-filled manhole

>>5861727
Guess he clenched

>>5862541
:)

>>5862575
did you get the reference THO

>>5862592
yes. long time fan of futurama

>>5862639
then you are my fren

>>5862437
He's fine, just a little tired.
>>5862534
See, I wasn't even memeing this time.

>>5862437
No, still Chinese

>>5861557 (OP)
really frustrating seeing that woman with the fire extinguisher fail that fucking bad

>>5861572
damn!

>>5861557 (OP)
>"fire fail"
>posts fire winning and retards failing
Explain yourself, OP!

bumping for gold

>>5863297
top kek
no fire though

>>5862986
kek

>>5861728
>the black suv who just drives right by
fucking lol

"its always something on this fucking road"
-him probably

>>5861741
they'll try and top it next year

oldie but goodie

>>5862992
yeah that was hard to watch.
she fiddled with it for way too long.
and after that the moment she got it to work, she aimed it at the car, didnt stop spraying it as she waited for the car to pass, and then ran out of foam.

>>5862437
>no liveleak logo
he lived

>>5862534
>survives.
Genuinely not the word I was expecting. Are we sure it's the same chang?

>>5861727

>>5862534
It was nerve gas, you newfaggot.
Gunpowder doesn't explode when bumped.

>>5863530
Damn I remember watching this on ebaums world back in the day

>>5861626
German man burning all his receipts before the IRS comes

>>5863530
>>5864062
>Damn I remember watching this on ebaums world back in the day
A newer entry

>>5863833
Liveleak is long since dead and rotten, anon. Stupidity is immortal.

>>5864285
rammstein rehearsing a show at the singer's mom's house

>>5861557 (OP)
Was it static electricity that set the stacks on fire or something?

>>5862566
But why does china have so many gas filled manholes easily assessable to children?

>>5864599
because its china?

>>5864593
did they die?

>>5864590
the kid, idiot

>>5863837
Got a sound version for ya

>>5864606
no, they got away before the m-1000s activated

>>5865473
oh good

>>5864593
nuclear weapon?

>>5864606
It was extremely painful

>>5864164
Kek

>>5865461
much appreciated.

>>5866158
White fossy?

>>5865459
Cool guys never look at explosions

>>5866199
9m22s

>>5865809
for you

>>5861572
it's darude sandstorm

>>5861572
Gotta love how there's always one guy that just wants to finish his drink/meal and doesn't move.

>>5866199
burning magnesium

>>5861626
for some reason the germans make explosion fails the funniest

>>5862566
no, this was >>5861727

>>5862404

using thrusters in gmod

>>5862404
blyat

>>5861779
keeek

apparently China is just like the early Simpsons universe, everything catches fire,even a bowl of cereal and milk

What a bunch of morons

>>5861557 (OP)
laoban get that audi out of there thats napalm

>>5865532
are you actually dumb

>>5865532
yes, you can see the fission events in the plume and the radiation effecting the camera

>>5861728
You just know the people that avoided the wives went home and fucked a fire

>>5861727
A fucking second stage burning.

>>5861625
What happened, why was there gas?

>>5861728
impressive dashcam quality. i'll keep an eye on garmin

>>5861728
Is this the jeet that died in ontario?

>>5874135
yep, fell asleep at the wheel.

>>5873648
It looks like it was some sort of flammable hairspray they have on. You can see that each of their hair catch fire and hairspray is notorious for being very flammable

>>5864590
did static electricity set your brain alive

>>5873648
They were huffing shit in the car, then backseat-kun decided he wanted to smoke and turned the car into a whoosh bottle.

>>5873648
indians are just naturally very combustible. Concentrate many in one place and you get that result.

>>5865532
Yes, indian nuclear program

>>5874980
that was the Mexican navy in NYC?

>>5862404

>>5861728
That guys spider sense was tingling

why is everything in china combustible?

>>5874180
Is there a news story that actually states the driver's name? I can't find it anywhere.

>>5879011
There is not, and the body and truck were basically incinerated so we really don't know what happened either. The likelihood is on sleepy jeet, but it could have easily been a medical emergency or mechanical failure.

>>5868266
hearty kek

>>5861557 (OP)
Chinksect accident threads don't really work unless they're made on /gif/ or some other red boards so you can actually post the old liveleak industrial accident/explosion videos that used to get posted there.

>>5861572
we want the Palestinian experience

>>5861560
>>5861561
My favorite thing about the chinks exploding sewers is the brits solved it 200 years ago by have street lamps tapped into the sewer that run on the methane.
It's crazy we live in a would where a country that can't do this produces CPUs and fighter jets.

>>5881304
Wrong tab, my bad

>>5864590
hello anon, please ignore the other toxic assholes. I also failed to realized what it was at first. the kid very likely lit a firecracker and put it inside a crevasse in that stack of styrofoam (?), then when it didn't blow up he decided to kick it for no discernible reason, shoving the lit firecracker deeper into the stack, making it impossible to recover before the entire thing was set ablaze.

>>5865532
volatile nerve gas

>>5882254
When your card declines in the American ambulance

Anybody got the one where the Russians put an aerosol can on a Franklin stove or something?

>>5861728
the guys on the left side had no time to react and probably got fucked
also should have honked harder to wake up the man

>>5882736
Leaving you to die would be way too kind for an American hospital. They'll haul you in and treat you just to put you in debt slavery for the rest of your life. Or if you're incapable of working, they'll prescribe you every medication, treatment and surgery they can and let the government pay them in your stead.

>>5864164
lol'd

>>5862404
my people need me

>>5864034
flares out easily if a portion is aerated. even grain particulates will do that without an external flame. once some of it is ignited the rest goes with it pretty fast.

>>5865532
mushroom clouds are not synonymous with nuclear explosions. anything generating enough heat fast enough will cause one.

>>5878104
No. The NYC thing was with an old fashioned sailing ship going under a bridge that it couldn't clear because of the masts.

>>5861557 (OP)
This thread is fire winning not fire failing.

>>5885434
my man hit 88 mph

>>5861565
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5861561
itt: Langley bots try to convince you this is Chyna
For any humans reading, they stage most of these out in Nevada
Add some ethnic actors and a little moon rune in the corner

>>5863351
Looks like the 401 so, yeah. Accurate

>>5873648
3 jeets stuffed inside a car with closed windows, the smell would kill an elephant in seconds

>>5888045
that's one way to defrost your car

>>5865532
Yeah but only a small, commercially available one. Maybe 1.5 megaton at best.
>>5887117
Thats not a mushroom cloud, m8. Thats just a cloud. You see regular smoke clouds over campfires (if they're wet enough)

>>5865459
Imagine losing a load of clothes like that. Hopefully they weren't vintage.

Bump

>>5879843
They can do it, they just don't give a fuck

>>5866376
hes not stupid -- he knows nothing ever happens anmd thus is safe

>>5889714
Did the first guy try to put fire out with alcohol or someshit? Wtf

>>5889980
Looks like that is what was used to set the board on fire, he didn't put the cap back on and started trying to grab the kid to put the fire out but forgot about what he had in his hand, which spilled out and made things worse

>>5879843
>by have street lamps tapped into the sewer that run on the methane.
you mean the methane liberated from our shit, is spent being converted into photons and that's why sewers don't explode? honest question if this is it or not

>>5861730
nerve gas

>>5861727
dude those whole 5 seconds one moment must burn even harder than the last, why was the guy just laying there the whole time waiting for it to get worse?

>>5865461
+1

>>5864164
this is literally the FIRST EVER actually funny "suddenly ran over" video.

>>5890159
Its like a Scary Movie ending

>>5862404
>Have thread about fire
>Post fire extinguisher
>Thread dies
Why did you do that?

>>5890242
heh

>>5890306
>on that day in 2025, woman discovered fire

>>5863351
lel

Who the fuck is flooding with gifs that are all fire and no fail?

>>5892412
>Galgirl

>>5865459
that's one hot load

>>5892404
>>5892406
that could easily be death
if the car couldn't make it you'd die agonizingly
leaves a lot to be felt

>>5892615
Yeah, better hope the air has enough oxygen left after all the fire.

>>5892653
horrifying

>>5861727
There's so many videos of this exact situation. And it always ends the same way.
Hard to believe not one person in that group has seen how bad of an idea this is.

>>5861557 (OP)
comedy gold

>>5861569
I'd love to see the next seconds

>>5861557 (OP)
did he start it on purpose?

>>5892424
kek

cool

>>5896939
No it's hot

>>5866466
You don't know.it could be white phosphorus too

>>5897151
But I do know. It is burning magnesium (9N510) from incendiary rockets (9M22S) launched from a BM-21 Grad to ukie positions. It also clearly isn't white phosphorus because it's a glowing solid and not a burning cloud.

>>5892426
holy fuck

>>5892431
>>5892435
lost

>>5890155
Hazing ritual probably.

>>5864298
That fire was well established and all he had to do was collapse the lean-to of logs into the embers then wait a few minutes. I get panicking after the fact but what a moron.

Person filming did excellent though. Top marks.

>>5893914
>Hard to believe not one person in that group has seen how bad of an idea this is.
I don’t know why you assume this. It’s possible he was even warned before hand.

>>5879843
How is this solved now that we don't have gas lamps? Just better ventilation?

>>5861572
reminds me of the first time my dad let me light off an artillery shell as a kid
I took the fuse out of the little loop that holds it right side up so it exploded on the ground

>>5861561
hahaha happy new year!

>>5867642
it's because of that sheist. there's no better word for evaluating fuckups tbhdesu

>>5889714
fuck's sake jeets are dumb

>>5861557 (OP)
Every adult except the extinguisher woman acted logically (entering through the co-pilot door would have maybe been wiser, though)

>>5888045
>bumps into car
>drives off
what a bastard

>>5861557 (OP)
https://youtu.be/aBzHJDHzCEM

>>5873651
Can't read a single license plate, which is what you really need if you want to use it for insurance purposes

>>5864298
Even the water was on fire.

>>5892419
Is this bait because that isn't a catapult.

>>5906364
where was this ?

>>5906448
Every trebuchet is a catapult, but not every catapult is a trebuchet.

>>5906564
Not true

>>5889714
Jeet Kune Do

>>5906559
I think it was this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Tianjin_explosions

>>5865532
kek, nice bait, anon

>>5878142
this was one of the most based things, where was this, Poland?

>>5892489
dead internet AI agent misunderstood the thread

>>5906681
song name? is this Kana Boon?

>>5906824
fire force op 1

>>5906681
kek amazing edit

Post some ev cars on fire, especially from China

>>5906364
>>5906800
yes it is. i remember when this happened and it was fucking NUTS
huge example of chink incompetence, greed, and govt corruption
>firefighters didn't know what was being stored here
>NOBODY knew what was being stored here as evident from chink in vid saying she thinks it's a "gas station"
>chemical storage facility zoned directly next to high rise apartments
>storing chemicals that react VIOLENTLY with water
>second explosion believed to be caused the excessive heat of the first explosion igniting an [illegally high amount] stored pile of ammonium nitrate (same thing caused the Beirut disaster, just with neglect instead of a first explosion)
>shockwave busted windows out 3km away
>heat melted the first responders bodies to the ground
>hospitals were completely incapacitated by people with lacerations caused by shattered glass
>toxic rain burned people's eyes and skin
>govt downplayed the groundwater contamination
>tried to cover up the death toll, censoring websites and social media that didn't post the govt approved meme number
>nobody who got rocked by it knew wtf was going on as media wasnt initially allowed to report on it
>heavily strongarmed the owners of the destroyed apartments to take insultingly low valued buyout offers to move

>>5861727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4imJZ0oeXQ

>>5862404
Fly away be free..

>>5890150
yes

>>5887275
>they stage most of these out in Nevada
lol
lmfao
lamao

>>5887111
aerate your brains

>>5902902
closed sewers with roof vents on houses. The sewers you see under streets are only for flood water and runoff. The actual shit goes through different pipes....unless you and your neighbors just dump your shit on the street and hope for the best.

>>5874980
>chinesium fails again
shocker

>>5878142
fucking cunt kicking him
such restraint

>>5907113
>heat melted the first responders bodies to the ground
fuck that's awful

>>5906815
What is based about a grown man acting like a child when faced with something he doesn't like? Those were candles. He could've blown them out. But no, he has to make a scene out of it, misusing an extinguisher, spraying everyone with that nasty extinguishing agent to put out 7 fucking candles. Like a true pinnacle of conservatism.

>>5907280
The dude that finishes him off. That's an odd country.

Anons, does anyone have that webm of drunk Scandinavian guys and the song I'm gonna be (500 miles) is blasting in the background and the fireplace explodes?

>>5907318
it was a fire hazard

>>5906210
wheres that from

>>5908071
i think its fata morgana by herzog

>>5863051
Static charge?

>>5908071
>>5908110
It's Herzog, but "Lessons Of Darkness".
Astounding imagery.

>>5885434
>>5887238

>>5885434
>>5887238
>>5908248

>>5908248
glad the cat didnt get hit

>>5873648
your mom farted in the car

>>5907280
Odds are he's not just on fire but covered in burning slag or metal. Probably why rolling seemed to just ignite more of him.

Not going to lie. I've seen "stop drop and roll" destroy more people than it helps. It just spreads the fire around and waves oxygen over it. Sure it will suppress the part on the ground but if youre fully engulfed, taking as much or your clothes off is the play.... before it melts to you...

>>5885434
>doesnt know how insurance works

>>5908220
thanks

>>5861728
huh. watch the lightpole the truck hits? it must of splashed fuel right up it, because you can see the entire pole burning when it emerges for a brief moment in the fireball. cool effect.

>>5863530
this clip is so fucking old, and i still dont understand why the dude just throws the contents of the burning fuel container right at the reporter. its not even like "oh i was trying to throw it towards the fire", the reporters not even like, remotely close to the right direction. he just fuckin drenches him for no fucking reason.

>>5906559
got damn newfags

>>5907113
Was there lithium stored there?
https://youtu.be/yGDkiUAwxRs

>>5909180
https://xkcd.com/1053/

>>5910606
>unlicenced syrian immigrant falls asleep at wheel and causes a hard working SVENSK truck driver hauling the hourly IKEA meatball delivery to die in a firey explosion.

>>5864164
Lol

>>5892419
>>5906448
>>5906564
>>5906592
In common normiespeak, anything that launches anything using a single arm is a "catapult" but that should not be your standard.
Webm shows a trebuchet, identifiable by the counterweight lever. A single-armed torsion launcher is an onager. A "catapult" (shield-penetrator) is any two-armed torsion spear/arrow/bolt launcher. "Ballista" is the generic term for a two-armed torsion launcher. Mangonels are mangonels.

Most historians aren't military historians so they don't give a shit.

>>5861557 (OP)

>>5861557 (OP)

>>5909153
good particle physics

>>5892426
what is fire anyway

>>5892426
I legitimately thought it was sped up footage before I looked at the clock.

>>5913414
Yes, throw fire on the suits >:D

>>5908330
Stop, drop, and roll is a real thing. By rolling while covering one's face with their hands, one smothers flames with their own body weight. It might remove flammable substances, etc., but it's still the best heuristic one can do given nothing else.

>>5908330
Stop, drop, and roll is a real thing. By rolling while covering one's face with their hands, one smothers flames with their own body weight. It might not remove flammable substances, etc., but it's still the best heuristic one can do given nothing else.

>>5861727
Almost time for more of these videos

>>5892404
>>5892406
I expected it to be Through The Fire And The Flames but Nights of Fire is fine too

>>5914159
Look, it's Richard Pryor

>>5892426
jesus christ, so you are actually already dead once you notice the fire

>>5906345
Actually the fire was on the water

>>5914447
I thought the smoke was on the water and that the fire was in the sky.

>>5892426
how'd the film survive?

>>5892404
After all those years, it truly was... a Night Of Fire

>>5864599
Because that's what sewage is and gasses have different weights so they pool inside it.

>>5913414
Ironically, this was a resounding success.. everyone in the audience learned key lessons about fire safety they will NEVER forget

>>5884657
yeah... it's a gas truck. if you're that close and he starts weaving, normalize more than just a horn blast. give him a hard bump

>>5879843
Talk about sniffing your own farts.

>>5914546
Should have thrown him back into the fire.

>>5864571
Anyone else been hanging around ItemFix since LL died?
iirc it's run by the same guy.
no super explicit gore allowed anymore, sort of a /wsg/ to the /gif/ that LL was lel
is documentingreality still around?

>>5914542
kek

>>5914408
Pretty much, yeah. A fire can move 100mph depending on the circumstances.
Fun fact: Fires like that burn so hot and so quick that the trees burn down to the roots, leaving massive pockets of empty space where the roots used to be. But the fires under the ground keep burning for months and the ground maintains its shape.
What this means is that if a hiker is going through an area that had a forest fire in the last few months, they can fall into a burning kiln made of dirt without ever knowing about it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0vSV7QVOv0

>>5914549
What the fuck is that thing

>>5864164
LOL

>>5914736
A giant balloon, with a load of fireworks dangling from the bottom.

>>5914458
by not being a retarded faggot that can't think for itself

I have some fire vids from working in a steel mill but no fails. It's hard to take the time to film these things when it's supposed to be my job to fix them

>>5914449
How do I updoot?

>>5914859
You leave.

>>5906364
Only 40 people dying that day is very impressive, in any other country the death toll would be in the 10s of thousands.

>>5914931
>killed 173 people, according to official reports
Nigger

>>5875073
I thought those were the tibetans

>>5915145
Tibetans are highly flammable, but do not emit enough gas to ignite the air surrounding them

>>5861569
blllliing ...
... dooo do dooo do dooo do dooo do dooo do
neeey ney-ney-ney na! neeey, ney-ney na!

>>5914543
>put gasoline vapor in a hose
>put valve at end of hose to increase resistance, thereby compressing the gas
>forget that compressing a gas causes it to cool and condense into a liquid
>also forget ppe and emergency tools
At least he tried to cook dinner for his mom.

>>5914604
Not what Irony means

>>5864593
hell yeah

>>5873225
would fuck the "police" officer

>>5909158
"not even like"
"not even like"

>>5915564
The bottle fell over and the compressed air pushed out the fuel instead of the gas.

>>5906364
another angle >>5914687

>>5914931
>believing the corrupt govt coverup meme numbers
bro it's china

>>5865532
pooclear weapoo

>>5892428
>>5892430
etc. so cozy, thank you for these. been a long time since i've seen cinemagraphs.

>>5893914
My group of friends did it before youtube so I dont think anyone had seen any vids of it. But yeah, it ended exactly the same way with one guy getting his ass burnt to a crisp

Does anyone have any good non pillar vids of the LA fires?

>>5915573
Yeah it is...

>>5917793
Sick aesthetic