May the 4th be with you!

Be sure to hop on Battlefront II and play Ewok Hunt.

requesting andor season 2 webms

>>5867766
Dwooooo

>>5865872 (OP)
more like Star Bores

>>5867766
kino

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>>5872196
Damn droids

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>>5865872 (OP)
Why isn't anyone talking about the ending of andor season 2? it was just so jarring and out of place for a star wars show

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>>5865872 (OP)
This Thread needs more love

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>>5865878
Impressive display

>>5875654
because no one watches star wars shows.

>>5876181

Andor was kino though, shits all over everything else Disney has done.

>>5865872 (OP)
Who made that video? It's pretty good.

Where can I find all 3 of the harmy edits of star wars? I once had all 3, and I no longer can find them.

>>5875667
fucking KEK'd

>>5867581
Andor season 2 kino incoming, enjoy

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>>5876217
Well I found them in the internet archive but I don't know if they are really the highest quality versions or the ones I watched ages ago.

Question, do any of you even know what the Harmy edits are?

Asking to guage how culturally dead and doomed we are.

>>5876487
and yes I know I'm reddit spacing. I'm only doing that because I get the sense people refuse to read text if it's jumbled together.

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>>5876488
>I get the sense people refuse to read text if it's jumbled together.
Funny you say that. I mentally filter out posts with reddit spacing purely because the excessive whitespace is annoying to read. After using actual paragraphs for so long, it feels like the reading equivalent of going down the stairs by sliding down on my ass, one step at a time.

>>5876211
OP here, I made it. Thank you for watching.
That's the only video of me narrating I've ever made and I've only ever posted it here on /wsg/
Some other fun tidbits:
Joseph Campbell was uncut and had a giant (counter clockwise) swastika rug in one of his rooms.
Steven Spielberg made up that he got his start at the age of 21 by sneaking into Universal Studios dressed in business attire and commandeering an unoccupied office. Spielberg's entree to the Universal lot was actually gained while he was a 16-year-old in high school on break & was arranged by his jewish father.
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>>5873291
jews mad

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>>5875563
Although I appreciate the effort, and the desire to add content to the lore (and I thank those who have made these; don't take this personally), but GODDAMMIT I hate this new AI slop.
It has become a FUCKING CONTAGION.

>>5879318
Hamill’s wardrobe malfunction isn’t AI

>>5879333
>Hamill’s wardrobe malfunction isn’t AI
Fucking kek I'm a drunk, fucking idiot; ignore it obviously.

>>5876593
This is good, what is this from?

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>>5867215
what channel are these from?

>>5880369
That one in particular is from here:
https://youtu.be/45rLycjgwVw
Many of the Yoda Ketamine videos are from Kent Mansley but others have made some.

>>5875541
I saw him messing with his pants and expecting him to whip his dick out wtf

>>5876187

Andor is well made and well written, and they managed to keep it quality despite having been told to cut down the 5 seasons to just 2.

That being said it's just a humiliation ritual. All the major characters were deliberately squandered so that they're unsalvageable toxic junk. That was the goal. The damage is done.

The masses don't care about the quality of Andor, even though it had a gigantic budget, that in this case, was actually earned by good writing.

It's like making 3 Michelin Star popcorn, while marinating the sirloin in Dr. Pepper.

The objective of Kikeslop is to destroy white culture and especially white culture that defied them. Was Walt Disney in favour of jews? Was Lucas? There is no other explanation than ethnic hatred and bloodthirsty jiddish revenge. And that's directly going against their genetics, since both SW and Disney were moneyprinting machnies. A thing that kikes like, supposedly.

For my part, I think SW is a cancer IP. Like all legacy Amerislop, all it did was siphon away talent and money from the rest of the world. The brand was a parasite that prevented other creators and creations gaining traction simply by siphoning away the money and imagination of generations of people. If the IP wouldn't have been so monolithic, all the other smaller works and mythoses filling its void would have been harder to take over, subvert, and trash.

Plus, the Original Triology was lightning in a bottle. It was never planned, it's a miracle that it came together as well as it did, and it was shitting the bed trying to stick to landing, since half of the cast get sent to do busywork just to justify their presence by the end. It was a hack job, but a neat and lucky one. Opening it back up was asking for trouble.

>>5867581
Andor 1999 TV Intro

I don't suppose anyone has a webm of the scene in ANH just after they've left the trash compactor and are drying off and Leia re-adjusts/jiggles her tits?
If you do, my dick would be very thankful if you post it.

>>5882555
Take that to /hr/.

>>5882486
So fucking bad

>>5882567
'cultural vandalism'

>>5878019
>listening to a woman speak
I'll take more JarJar Binks.

>>5883247
The amerimutt one or the Yikes one?

>>5880391
thanks

>>5865872 (OP)
Give me the Star of Wars.

>>5876476
ty anon

>>5882577
What is it with boomer trump supporters and liking a film series about a diverse group of young people led by space monks fighting a fascist mono culture dictatorship that is led by straight middle aged white men? Like, shouldn't they hate this shit or do they just see space battles and laser swords and think "oh cool"?

>>5884420
>What is it with boomer trump supporters and liking a film series about a diverse group of young people led by space monks fighting a fascist mono culture dictatorship that is led by straight middle aged white men?
I don't like it. I'm literally talking about how it's awful.
> Like, shouldn't they hate this shit
I do.
> or do they just see space battles and laser swords and think "oh cool"?
star wars is trash.

anyone have that webm of the attack on the death star, but its edited in a way with the not-so-great shots, in a way that makes it look uninteresing and lame?
sorry for vague asss description lol

>>5884404
o7

The Emperor's Phone Call | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0

>>5877119
please do more vids. that was really good and i was about to try to find the YT channel

>>5884771
Jesus, everything I've seen of andor is so goddamn trash, why do people love this garbage so much?

>>5882486
She moves like a complete faggot.
>>5882577
He talks and moves like a complete faggot.
>>5886464
They're faggots.

>>5887106
Kurp is legendary.

>>5882484
If only we could have such good music in today's shows.

>>5887162
I cannot imagine complaining about music this summer.

>>5865872 (OP)
Luke & Biggs - Star Wars Deleted Scene

>>5882486
This is awful. Baylon and Shin Hati are the only good things about this otherwise garbage series.

>>5881655
>I saw him messing with his pants and expecting him to whip his dick out wtf

>>5882484
Andor Season 2 Opening Titles (Mission Impossible Style)

Andor sucks.
Nu Wars is shit.

Maul - Shadow Lord - Star Wars Celebration Trailer

>>5882577
So he's saying that because people voted for Trump at the end of 2016, Disney and the Democrats went back in time to modify a script that was written in 2014/15 to change a movie that was filmed in early 2016 and wrapped almost 5 months before Trump won?

>>5891612
>we've been trying to make you gay with shitty movies before Trump was elected.
k

>>5890872
facts

The Mandalorian and Grogu - Star Wars Celebration Trailer

>>5876488
you can't reddit space of 4chan. reddit spacing is a half space between lines that can't be done here.

>>5876771
you're an idiot.

>>5885884
>how can magic come from germs?
>the same way STDs come from love

>>5875654
because its too good so all the freaks cant acknowledge its existence

>>5884484
AI? The hands look fine.

>>5893343
yeah for sure

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>>5880367
>There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy.

>Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause.

>Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

>And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.

>Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege.

>Remember this. Try.

― Karis Nemik
The Trail of Political Consciousness, or Nemik's manifesto.
5 BBY

>>5893710
Wow that speech and this webm was an exclamation mark on how absolute DOG SHIT this fucking 'ANDOR' faggotry is. It's 2025 and somehow you still get fucking absolutely raped by the trailers from 40 and 20 years ago. Absolutely pathetic.

>>5888785
The Emperor's Phone Call | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0

>>5893710
You see these quotes in media about "freedom being natural" but all you see in real life is submission to authrority everywhere you see it. Just look how the americans have accepted foreign invasion without question, or how the West is in its entirety doesn't fight back against cultural decline. People don't want freedom; they want comfort. You know Star Wars is fantasy because something like the Rebel Alliance could never happen. Even the line of
>Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction
is BS because insurgencies and insurrections always happen through outside sourcing, namely the French Revolution from the Illuminati, the Vietnam War from China/Soviet Union, and Afghanistan from Pakistan.

>>5882484
>and benjamin bratt as jimmy smits
My fucking sides, holy shit.

>>5894821
The character who wrote this was a stereotypical young naive idealist. It's meant to be flawed. Everyone in the show only latches on to it because it's the best manifesto they have.

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The Tragedy of Syril Karn

An Andor edit - Caluffern

Star Wars - The North Korean Phantom Menace

Star Wars - Telenovela Soap Opera

>>5895405
Is that the little lady from harry potter?

The Horrifying Surgery That Gave General Grievous His Cyborg Body

Qimir - The Sith Lord

>>5896990
>authority is brittle
Tell that to 5 thousand years of recorded in writing Chinese authority. Stupid fucking faggots. Just about ever place on the planet has had constant authority. Even the most remote shithole jungle monkeys hold authority. Absolute leftist faggot garbage.
>>5895405
Do people pay money to listen to this?

>>5900604
>black
>dreadlocks
No thanks.

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>>5879318
bruh these are epic. infinitely better than disneyslop plus it undermines jewlywood. clone wars had good aesthetics

>>5900841
I know; I fucking know. I have so many mixed feelings about it. Diznuts should be nuked, but the AI is problematic, at best, IMAO. Meh.

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>>5878021
The Story of Director Krennic

>>5900792
so you rather be a slave? go live like that then.

>>5900792
China constantly cycles between unity and disorder.

>>5887294
Deleted Scenes - Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 1980

>>5904744

Boba Fett Buries His Father After The Battle Of Geonosis

>>5905703
>Boba Fett

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>>5905932
>gotta give it up for boba fett

>>5905703
AI slop

>>5875595
I don't like this version of the meme since "favorite" implies that there is only one, picrel version is better

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>K-2SO

>>5878848
>Saw Gerrera

>>5908720
>guerilla fighter
>call him Gerrera

>>5865872 (OP)
>somehow ventress returned

>>5902316
Wrong. It's authority taken and held and taken again, a nonstop cycle of authority you fucking absolute RETARD.
>>5902289
i do exactly whatever i want to do. And at the moment all i care about is fucking fresh out of highschool sideways yellow pussy at UCI for the next 20 years until i am 60.

>>5905703
This is what happens when you put ai in the hands of shitskins. The writing is suicide inducing.

>>5908004
>impulse suppression
>hardware issue
Women wrote this.

>>5884771
Brasso - Son of Ferrix

>>5910832
Anon, if authority constantly changes hands it's by definition neither stable nor constant. Its like arguing a building that collapsed and was rebuilt has somehow never collapsed.

>>5910832
>And at the moment all i care about is fucking fresh out of highschool sideways yellow pussy at UCI for the next 20 years until i am 60.
Well I have some bad news for you there.

>>5909448
>tyrannic lord
>call him Darth Tyrannus

>Insidious lord corrupting the youth
>call him Dark Sidius

>be the bane of the jedi
>called Darth Bane

>be blunt instrument
>call him Darth Maul

>be super good pilot
>call him Skywalker

>be the new light in the galaxy
>called Rey

>die
>be called Ima Gun Di

>>5912781
>>be the bane of the jedi
>>called Darth Bane
It was because his father referred to him as the "bane" of his life. Bane eventually killed him.

The Darth titles make sense because they're explicitly named for their traits. Darth Cognus named herself that because of her precognition.

>>5894821
Star Wars in general is heavily filtered through america's tiresome 18th century mythology about itself.

>>5912781
>>be super good pilot
>>call him Skywalker
Don't forget that his original name was supposed to be Starkiller, you know, to hint at the fact that he's gonna kill the Death Star.

>>5870156
You actually watch this trash?

Andor - Mon Mothma's Speech

>>5913448
awful show

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>>5914242
kys

>>5913448
>Mon Mothma

>>5865872 (OP)
That video is moronic

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>>5912882
What a fucking dork lmfao

The Tragedy of the Clone Wars

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>>5867581
S1, and mp4, and no sound (if that is what you expect from /wsg/), but I can give you this.

>>5916401
imagine being Moff Tarkin building the imperial navy from the ground up and wielding power of life and death over billions yet also resigned to the fact these 2 members of a strange ancient cult you don't fully understand can kill you in a heartbeat and it would be stupid to even think of plotting against them

>>5895405
The edit should've left out [spoiler] the death [/spoiler]
If only we'd got fewer boring lesbite scenes and more Syril/Dedra kino. Easily the best characters along with Luthen.

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If only we'd got fewer boring lesbite romance scenes and more Syril and Dedra kino. Easily the best characters along with Luthen.

>>5895405
Should've left out the ACK scene

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>>5912781
>>die
>>be called Ima Gun Di
kek

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>>5867581
What ffmpeg settings did you use to get that quality at that length?

>>5900604
Fucking hell that writing is crap. No amount of "le epic" editing can save it.

>>5869954
Even with it being low-effort, I sensibly kekd

>>5912781
Shit's like poetry, yo.

>>5867581

Andor is so fucking shit.

>apology accepted, jeffrey epstein