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Anonymous No.5865872 >>5868532 >>5873701 >>5875541 >>5875654 >>5875665 >>5875667 >>5875671 >>5875702 >>5876211 >>5884162 >>5887294 >>5910360 >>5915524 >>5917877
STAR WARS thread
May the 4th be with you!
Anonymous No.5865878 >>5875730
Anonymous No.5867199
Be sure to hop on Battlefront II and play Ewok Hunt.
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Anonymous No.5867215 >>5880369
Anonymous No.5867581 >>5869419 >>5870156 >>5872195 >>5876455 >>5878019 >>5878848 >>5882484 >>5919135 >>5919200 >>5920025
requesting andor season 2 webms
Anonymous No.5867766 >>5867920 >>5868778
Anonymous No.5867920
>>5867766
Dwooooo
Anonymous No.5868532 >>5877119
>>5865872 (OP)
more like Star Bores
Anonymous No.5868778
>>5867766
kino
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Anonymous No.5870156 >>5870158 >>5895405 >>5912890 >>5919171
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Anonymous No.5872195 >>5872196 >>5908004
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Anonymous No.5872196 >>5873274 >>5908004
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Anonymous No.5873274
>>5872196
Damn droids
Anonymous No.5873701
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Anonymous No.5875541 >>5879318 >>5881655
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Anonymous No.5875654 >>5876181 >>5893321
>>5865872 (OP)
Why isn't anyone talking about the ending of andor season 2? it was just so jarring and out of place for a star wars show
Anonymous No.5875665
>>5865872 (OP)
Anonymous No.5875667 >>5876255
>>5865872 (OP)
This Thread needs more love
Anonymous No.5875671
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Anonymous No.5875702
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Anonymous No.5875730
>>5865878
Impressive display
Anonymous No.5876181 >>5876187
>>5875654
because no one watches star wars shows.
Anonymous No.5876187 >>5882140
>>5876181

Andor was kino though, shits all over everything else Disney has done.
Anonymous No.5876211 >>5877119
>>5865872 (OP)
Who made that video? It's pretty good.
Anonymous No.5876217 >>5876487
Where can I find all 3 of the harmy edits of star wars? I once had all 3, and I no longer can find them.
Anonymous No.5876255
>>5875667
fucking KEK'd
Anonymous No.5876455 >>5876456
>>5867581
Andor season 2 kino incoming, enjoy
Anonymous No.5876456 >>5876457
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Anonymous No.5876472 >>5876474
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Anonymous No.5876474 >>5876476
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Anonymous No.5876476 >>5884404
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Anonymous No.5876487 >>5876488
>>5876217
Well I found them in the internet archive but I don't know if they are really the highest quality versions or the ones I watched ages ago.

Question, do any of you even know what the Harmy edits are?

Asking to guage how culturally dead and doomed we are.
Anonymous No.5876488 >>5876771 >>5892921
>>5876487
and yes I know I'm reddit spacing. I'm only doing that because I get the sense people refuse to read text if it's jumbled together.
Anonymous No.5876593 >>5876594 >>5879376
Anonymous No.5876594
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Anonymous No.5876771 >>5892922
>>5876488
>I get the sense people refuse to read text if it's jumbled together.
Funny you say that. I mentally filter out posts with reddit spacing purely because the excessive whitespace is annoying to read. After using actual paragraphs for so long, it feels like the reading equivalent of going down the stairs by sliding down on my ass, one step at a time.
Anonymous No.5877119 >>5886171
>>5876211
OP here, I made it. Thank you for watching.
That's the only video of me narrating I've ever made and I've only ever posted it here on /wsg/
Some other fun tidbits:
Joseph Campbell was uncut and had a giant (counter clockwise) swastika rug in one of his rooms.
Steven Spielberg made up that he got his start at the age of 21 by sneaking into Universal Studios dressed in business attire and commandeering an unoccupied office. Spielberg's entree to the Universal lot was actually gained while he was a 16-year-old in high school on break & was arranged by his jewish father.
>>5868532
>>5873291
jews mad
Anonymous No.5878019 >>5878021 >>5883247 >>5901432
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Anonymous No.5878021 >>5901432
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Anonymous No.5878848 >>5878850 >>5908720
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Anonymous No.5878850 >>5878853
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Anonymous No.5878853 >>5878854
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Anonymous No.5878854 >>5878856
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Anonymous No.5878856 >>5878858
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Anonymous No.5878858 >>5878860
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Anonymous No.5878860 >>5878861
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Anonymous No.5879318 >>5879333 >>5900841
>>5875541
>>5875560
>>5875561
>>5875563
Although I appreciate the effort, and the desire to add content to the lore (and I thank those who have made these; don't take this personally), but GODDAMMIT I hate this new AI slop.
It has become a FUCKING CONTAGION.
Anonymous No.5879333 >>5879351
>>5879318
Hamill’s wardrobe malfunction isn’t AI
Anonymous No.5879351
>>5879333
>Hamill’s wardrobe malfunction isn’t AI
Fucking kek I'm a drunk, fucking idiot; ignore it obviously.
Anonymous No.5879376
>>5876593
This is good, what is this from?
Anonymous No.5880362 >>5880363 >>5893710
Anonymous No.5880363 >>5880367 >>5893710
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Anonymous No.5880367 >>5893710
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Anonymous No.5880369 >>5880391
>>5867215
what channel are these from?
Anonymous No.5880391 >>5883325
>>5880369
That one in particular is from here:
https://youtu.be/45rLycjgwVw
Many of the Yoda Ketamine videos are from Kent Mansley but others have made some.
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Anonymous No.5881655 >>5888785
>>5875541
I saw him messing with his pants and expecting him to whip his dick out wtf
Anonymous No.5882140
>>5876187

Andor is well made and well written, and they managed to keep it quality despite having been told to cut down the 5 seasons to just 2.

That being said it's just a humiliation ritual. All the major characters were deliberately squandered so that they're unsalvageable toxic junk. That was the goal. The damage is done.

The masses don't care about the quality of Andor, even though it had a gigantic budget, that in this case, was actually earned by good writing.

It's like making 3 Michelin Star popcorn, while marinating the sirloin in Dr. Pepper.

The objective of Kikeslop is to destroy white culture and especially white culture that defied them. Was Walt Disney in favour of jews? Was Lucas? There is no other explanation than ethnic hatred and bloodthirsty jiddish revenge. And that's directly going against their genetics, since both SW and Disney were moneyprinting machnies. A thing that kikes like, supposedly.

For my part, I think SW is a cancer IP. Like all legacy Amerislop, all it did was siphon away talent and money from the rest of the world. The brand was a parasite that prevented other creators and creations gaining traction simply by siphoning away the money and imagination of generations of people. If the IP wouldn't have been so monolithic, all the other smaller works and mythoses filling its void would have been harder to take over, subvert, and trash.

Plus, the Original Triology was lightning in a bottle. It was never planned, it's a miracle that it came together as well as it did, and it was shitting the bed trying to stick to landing, since half of the cast get sent to do busywork just to justify their presence by the end. It was a hack job, but a neat and lucky one. Opening it back up was asking for trouble.
Anonymous No.5882484 >>5887162 >>5889843 >>5894886
>>5867581
Andor 1999 TV Intro
Anonymous No.5882486 >>5882567 >>5887106 >>5888154
Anonymous No.5882555 >>5882556
I don't suppose anyone has a webm of the scene in ANH just after they've left the trash compactor and are drying off and Leia re-adjusts/jiggles her tits?
If you do, my dick would be very thankful if you post it.
Anonymous No.5882556
>>5882555
Take that to /hr/.
Anonymous No.5882567 >>5882577
>>5882486
So fucking bad
Anonymous No.5882577 >>5884420 >>5887106 >>5891612
>>5882567
'cultural vandalism'
Anonymous No.5883247 >>5883283
>>5878019
>listening to a woman speak
I'll take more JarJar Binks.
Anonymous No.5883283
>>5883247
The amerimutt one or the Yikes one?
Anonymous No.5883325
>>5880391
thanks
Anonymous No.5884162
>>5865872 (OP)
Give me the Star of Wars.
Anonymous No.5884404 >>5884771
>>5876476
ty anon
Anonymous No.5884420 >>5884484
>>5882577
What is it with boomer trump supporters and liking a film series about a diverse group of young people led by space monks fighting a fascist mono culture dictatorship that is led by straight middle aged white men? Like, shouldn't they hate this shit or do they just see space battles and laser swords and think "oh cool"?
Anonymous No.5884484 >>5893343
>>5884420
>What is it with boomer trump supporters and liking a film series about a diverse group of young people led by space monks fighting a fascist mono culture dictatorship that is led by straight middle aged white men?
I don't like it. I'm literally talking about how it's awful.
> Like, shouldn't they hate this shit
I do.
> or do they just see space battles and laser swords and think "oh cool"?
star wars is trash.
Anonymous No.5884602
anyone have that webm of the attack on the death star, but its edited in a way with the not-so-great shots, in a way that makes it look uninteresing and lame?
sorry for vague asss description lol
Anonymous No.5884771 >>5886464 >>5912038
>>5884404
o7
Anonymous No.5885751
The Emperor's Phone Call | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0
Anonymous No.5885884 >>5893292
Anonymous No.5886171
>>5877119
please do more vids. that was really good and i was about to try to find the YT channel
Anonymous No.5886464 >>5887106
>>5884771
Jesus, everything I've seen of andor is so goddamn trash, why do people love this garbage so much?
Anonymous No.5887106 >>5887143
>>5882486
She moves like a complete faggot.
>>5882577
He talks and moves like a complete faggot.
>>5886464
They're faggots.
Anonymous No.5887143
>>5887106
Kurp is legendary.
Anonymous No.5887162 >>5887178
>>5882484
If only we could have such good music in today's shows.
Anonymous No.5887178
>>5887162
I cannot imagine complaining about music this summer.
Anonymous No.5887294 >>5904744
>>5865872 (OP)
Luke & Biggs - Star Wars Deleted Scene
Anonymous No.5887540
Anonymous No.5888154
>>5882486
This is awful. Baylon and Shin Hati are the only good things about this otherwise garbage series.
Anonymous No.5888785 >>5894596
>>5881655
>I saw him messing with his pants and expecting him to whip his dick out wtf
Anonymous No.5889843
>>5882484
Andor Season 2 Opening Titles (Mission Impossible Style)
Anonymous No.5890872 >>5891663
Andor sucks.
Nu Wars is shit.
Anonymous No.5891591
Maul - Shadow Lord - Star Wars Celebration Trailer
Anonymous No.5891612 >>5891660
>>5882577
So he's saying that because people voted for Trump at the end of 2016, Disney and the Democrats went back in time to modify a script that was written in 2014/15 to change a movie that was filmed in early 2016 and wrapped almost 5 months before Trump won?
Anonymous No.5891660
>>5891612
>we've been trying to make you gay with shitty movies before Trump was elected.
k
Anonymous No.5891663
>>5890872
facts
Anonymous No.5892911
The Mandalorian and Grogu - Star Wars Celebration Trailer
Anonymous No.5892921
>>5876488
you can't reddit space of 4chan. reddit spacing is a half space between lines that can't be done here.
Anonymous No.5892922
>>5876771
you're an idiot.
Anonymous No.5893292
>>5885884
>how can magic come from germs?
>the same way STDs come from love
Anonymous No.5893321
>>5875654
because its too good so all the freaks cant acknowledge its existence
Anonymous No.5893343 >>5893389
>>5884484
AI? The hands look fine.
Anonymous No.5893389
>>5893343
yeah for sure
Anonymous No.5893710 >>5894553 >>5894821
>>5880362
>>5880363
>>5880367
>There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy.

>Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause.

>Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

>And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.

>Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege.

>Remember this. Try.

― Karis Nemik
The Trail of Political Consciousness, or Nemik's manifesto.
5 BBY
Anonymous No.5894553
>>5893710
Wow that speech and this webm was an exclamation mark on how absolute DOG SHIT this fucking 'ANDOR' faggotry is. It's 2025 and somehow you still get fucking absolutely raped by the trailers from 40 and 20 years ago. Absolutely pathetic.
Anonymous No.5894596
>>5888785
The Emperor's Phone Call | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0
Anonymous No.5894821 >>5894950 >>5912825
>>5893710
You see these quotes in media about "freedom being natural" but all you see in real life is submission to authrority everywhere you see it. Just look how the americans have accepted foreign invasion without question, or how the West is in its entirety doesn't fight back against cultural decline. People don't want freedom; they want comfort. You know Star Wars is fantasy because something like the Rebel Alliance could never happen. Even the line of
>Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction
is BS because insurgencies and insurrections always happen through outside sourcing, namely the French Revolution from the Illuminati, the Vietnam War from China/Soviet Union, and Afghanistan from Pakistan.
Anonymous No.5894886
>>5882484
>and benjamin bratt as jimmy smits
My fucking sides, holy shit.
Anonymous No.5894950
>>5894821
The character who wrote this was a stereotypical young naive idealist. It's meant to be flawed. Everyone in the show only latches on to it because it's the best manifesto they have.
Anonymous No.5895405 >>5898804 >>5900792 >>5919155 >>5919171
>>5870156
>>5870158
The Tragedy of Syril Karn
Anonymous No.5896990 >>5900792
An Andor edit - Caluffern
Anonymous No.5898079
Star Wars - The North Korean Phantom Menace
Anonymous No.5898744
Star Wars - Telenovela Soap Opera
Anonymous No.5898804
>>5895405
Is that the little lady from harry potter?
Anonymous No.5899689
The Horrifying Surgery That Gave General Grievous His Cyborg Body
Anonymous No.5900604 >>5900794 >>5919202
Qimir - The Sith Lord
Anonymous No.5900792 >>5902289 >>5902316
>>5896990
>authority is brittle
Tell that to 5 thousand years of recorded in writing Chinese authority. Stupid fucking faggots. Just about ever place on the planet has had constant authority. Even the most remote shithole jungle monkeys hold authority. Absolute leftist faggot garbage.
>>5895405
Do people pay money to listen to this?
Anonymous No.5900794
>>5900604
>black
>dreadlocks
No thanks.
Anonymous No.5900841 >>5900925
>>5875561
>>5879318
bruh these are epic. infinitely better than disneyslop plus it undermines jewlywood. clone wars had good aesthetics
Anonymous No.5900925
>>5900841
I know; I fucking know. I have so many mixed feelings about it. Diznuts should be nuked, but the AI is problematic, at best, IMAO. Meh.
Anonymous No.5901432
>>5878019
>>5878021
The Story of Director Krennic
Anonymous No.5902289 >>5910832
>>5900792
so you rather be a slave? go live like that then.
Anonymous No.5902316 >>5910832
>>5900792
China constantly cycles between unity and disorder.
Anonymous No.5904744 >>5905110
>>5887294
Deleted Scenes - Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 1980
Anonymous No.5905110
>>5904744
Anonymous No.5905703 >>5905932 >>5906555 >>5906774 >>5910838
Boba Fett Buries His Father After The Battle Of Geonosis
Anonymous No.5905932 >>5906555
>>5905703
>Boba Fett
Anonymous No.5906555
>>5905703
>>5905932
>gotta give it up for boba fett
Anonymous No.5906774
>>5905703
AI slop
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Anonymous No.5906790
>>5875595
I don't like this version of the meme since "favorite" implies that there is only one, picrel version is better
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Anonymous No.5908004 >>5910840
>>5872195
>>5872196
>K-2SO
Anonymous No.5908720 >>5909448
>>5878848
>Saw Gerrera
Anonymous No.5909448 >>5912781
>>5908720
>guerilla fighter
>call him Gerrera
Anonymous No.5910360
>>5865872 (OP)
>somehow ventress returned
Anonymous No.5910832 >>5912223 >>5912753
>>5902316
Wrong. It's authority taken and held and taken again, a nonstop cycle of authority you fucking absolute RETARD.
>>5902289
i do exactly whatever i want to do. And at the moment all i care about is fucking fresh out of highschool sideways yellow pussy at UCI for the next 20 years until i am 60.
Anonymous No.5910838
>>5905703
This is what happens when you put ai in the hands of shitskins. The writing is suicide inducing.
Anonymous No.5910840
>>5908004
>impulse suppression
>hardware issue
Women wrote this.
Anonymous No.5912038
>>5884771
Brasso - Son of Ferrix
Anonymous No.5912223
>>5910832
Anon, if authority constantly changes hands it's by definition neither stable nor constant. Its like arguing a building that collapsed and was rebuilt has somehow never collapsed.
Anonymous No.5912753
>>5910832
>And at the moment all i care about is fucking fresh out of highschool sideways yellow pussy at UCI for the next 20 years until i am 60.
Well I have some bad news for you there.
Anonymous No.5912781 >>5912789 >>5912882 >>5919186 >>5919277
>>5909448
>tyrannic lord
>call him Darth Tyrannus

>Insidious lord corrupting the youth
>call him Dark Sidius

>be the bane of the jedi
>called Darth Bane

>be blunt instrument
>call him Darth Maul

>be super good pilot
>call him Skywalker

>be the new light in the galaxy
>called Rey

>die
>be called Ima Gun Di
Anonymous No.5912789 >>5915530
>>5912781
>>be the bane of the jedi
>>called Darth Bane
It was because his father referred to him as the "bane" of his life. Bane eventually killed him.

The Darth titles make sense because they're explicitly named for their traits. Darth Cognus named herself that because of her precognition.
Anonymous No.5912825
>>5894821
Star Wars in general is heavily filtered through america's tiresome 18th century mythology about itself.
Anonymous No.5912882 >>5915530
>>5912781
>>be super good pilot
>>call him Skywalker
Don't forget that his original name was supposed to be Starkiller, you know, to hint at the fact that he's gonna kill the Death Star.
Anonymous No.5912890 >>5914342
>>5870156
You actually watch this trash?
Anonymous No.5913448 >>5914242 >>5915370
Andor - Mon Mothma's Speech
Anonymous No.5914124
Anonymous No.5914242 >>5914342
>>5913448
awful show
Anonymous No.5914342
>>5912890
>>5914242
kys
Anonymous No.5915370
>>5913448
>Mon Mothma
Anonymous No.5915524
>>5865872 (OP)
That video is moronic
Anonymous No.5915530
>>5912789
>>5912882
What a fucking dork lmfao
Anonymous No.5916401 >>5919148
Anonymous No.5916402
Anonymous No.5916436
The Tragedy of the Clone Wars
Anonymous No.5917877
>>5865872 (OP)
Anonymous No.5919135
>>5867581
S1, and mp4, and no sound (if that is what you expect from /wsg/), but I can give you this.
Anonymous No.5919148
>>5916401
imagine being Moff Tarkin building the imperial navy from the ground up and wielding power of life and death over billions yet also resigned to the fact these 2 members of a strange ancient cult you don't fully understand can kill you in a heartbeat and it would be stupid to even think of plotting against them
Anonymous No.5919155 >>5919156
>>5895405
The edit should've left out [spoiler] the death [/spoiler]
If only we'd got fewer boring lesbite scenes and more Syril/Dedra kino. Easily the best characters along with Luthen.
Anonymous No.5919156
>>5919155
Anonymous No.5919171 >>5919173 >>5919190
>>5870156
>>5870158

If only we'd got fewer boring lesbite romance scenes and more Syril and Dedra kino. Easily the best characters along with Luthen.

>>5895405
Should've left out the ACK scene
Anonymous No.5919173 >>5919190
>>5919171
Anonymous No.5919186
>>5912781
>>die
>>be called Ima Gun Di
kek
Anonymous No.5919190
>>5919171
>>5919173
Anonymous No.5919200
>>5867581
What ffmpeg settings did you use to get that quality at that length?
Anonymous No.5919202
>>5900604
Fucking hell that writing is crap. No amount of "le epic" editing can save it.
Anonymous No.5919221
>>5869954
Even with it being low-effort, I sensibly kekd
Anonymous No.5919277
>>5912781
Shit's like poetry, yo.
Anonymous No.5920025
>>5867581
Anonymous No.5920548
Andor is so fucking shit.
Anonymous No.5921290
>apology accepted, jeffrey epstein