Thread 5870356

itt funny webms you would show youd girlfriend

soooooo... you want cute AND funny videos, as in.... you know...

>>5870359
Power move.

>>5870359
shoudlve called it Chad

>>5870511
weird bunny you got there

>>5870371
ToT

>>5870509
i wish she would do that to my dick

>>5870359
similar energy

>>5877424
>>5870359
what the FUCK is his problem

>>5877487
what problem? he's enjoying a succulent meal :)

>>5877488
>88
a succulent chinese meal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4d_xsdNzM

>>5878651
>sun
I hate meme makers so much it's unreal

>>5879372
This put a big shit eating grin on my face

>>5879702
This bitch is so fucking annoying. Just sing the alphabet. Hate when people think it’s funny to intentionally mess up simple tasks.

Loveable thread.

>>5879950
Please don't shoot up a school.

>>5870359
Is that farmer not allowed to kill it? And I thought I was cucked

>>5880861
Most people aren't lunatics and understand that a cute furball boosting their social media income is a net gain, so they don't feel the need to destroy it even if they are legally allowed to do so.

>>5880861
the farmer realized the groundhog making cute videos was worth more than the collective output of the farm in the modern memeconomy.

>>5878939
pure bliss hold me bros

>>5879950
don't have kids

>>5881507
Yeah, I can tell.

>>5881930
Man, imagine shoving that up a cunt, she'd cum in seconds.
The toy, not the kid.

>>5882035
Why not both?

>>5870356 (OP)
haha that's pretty funny

>>5870511
cunny...

>>5877418
>baby's first FAFO
Aww, how they grow...

>>5875159
Based and 'Asian woman smooshing my dick' pilled.

>>5877487
The eater has yet to have someone's hand on his penis. That will all change very soon and wipe that smug look off his face.
>>5877689
Ahhhh yes, i see you practice your youtube searching well.

>>5879372
>falls into water bowl
>that soul destroying drowning music starts counting down
Holy fuck i can barely even joke about it without getting anxiety. What the fuckin fuck Sega, that was not fucking cool.

>>5879950
>people
It's a loli, they aren't people yet.

>>5870359
>Is not a farmer entitled to the sweat of his brow? "NO!" says the groundhog "IT BELONGS TO ME!"

>>5880063
fucking dammit i lost hard

My gf is a vet

>>5881058
>social media income
Please fucking kill yourself.

>>5884520
>filename
>not henpecked-pussy

>>5885944
>oh, my, god
>did you just state the reason why the guy who posts videos of a fucking groundhog does so instead of chasing it off or exterminating it
>FUCKING KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEE
You need to be on a mood stabilizer, for the safety of others.

>>5873206
>scallop swagger
lost and saved

suggest filename

>>5881058
>Most people aren't lunatics
Basic pest control is lunacy? Who knew.

>>5879950
Go fuck yourself, you joyless asshat. I hope you get hit by a bus.

>>5887575
shoveldog

>>5888008
thanks, I'll take it

>>5881450
>pure bliss
not when you have to buy clothes and food for them

>>5883286
I absolutely fucking love Sonic, and definitely understand what you're saying. I'm very curious, how old are you?

>>5880065
is he mimicking the actual words in real time as the owner speaks them?

>>5890183
Well I'm not a 6 year old girl, so I'm sure you're not interested.

>>5890566
I am very interested in anything that moves.

>>5890183
I am 38. Still play old console shit with random groups of friends.
>>5890566
As long as you are no older than 16 i'll take ya.

>>5885778
Thank fucking god that stupid fucking faggot added his voice over the video describing what is going on for all the blind people that like to pretend they can watch cat videos. Thank you gigantic faggot for your faggot service.

>>5892379
>38. Still play old console shit with random groups of friends.
livin the dream

>>5884521
I hate women so much. Then they wonder why they smell like cat piss all the time and all their furniture is scratched and ruined.

>>5881930
Nice.

>>5871213
i have had this one for quite a while and i was wondering what the song is, or where this video is from. Do you perhaps know?

>>5890186
No

>>5870357
Me and the hoes

>>5893439
Lucky Twice - Lucky

>>5893958
Gay

>>5892863
We're extremely loud and rowdy when we play. Get into wrestling matches mid game to get the controller away from someone winning, or just other crazy shit. All of my childhood friends from the 90s are like that, parents always hated it, my parents divorced when i was 3 so through custody battles i always went to a different school every year or so, but that was a blessing because i made hundreds of friends and crazy enough i keep in contact with so many of em and we meet up for huge LAN parties or just to get wasted and hang. Even if there's bitches over someone's gonna break out a console or some controllers on a PC and start a fighting game tournament mid party.

>>5885971
what's the sound sauce?

>>5894920
gameboy start up

>>5894945
Gameboy ADVANCE startup you disgusting piece of trash.

>>5894598
Yo man that sounds incredibly inspiring. I adored reading all that. I'm actually one of the best ever Storm 3 players, but I only play it alone and wish I had a buddy there with me.

You should try HyperJam if you still haven't, very easy to start and go 4 people at a time

38yo huh, fuck yea. I'm 29 and I can't imagine going to other people's parties regularly and goof around so easily and fun as you make it sound. keep going m8.

>>5888008
This is the second time today I've been reminded of shoveldog after not seeing it nor a reference to it for probably well over a decade
Weird coincidence

>>5895536
have another coincidence:
shovel dog

if you take into account that you too wrote it, this makes 4, so it's a sign you are actually responsible for the suffering of that dog we are refferencing too! x'D

fuckin ebin

Bump

>>5870517
They are born with that reflex. They do this when they suck milk from their mother. I guess it helps them to get more milk massaging the milk gland .

>>5870359
What a horribly constructed sentence.

>>5886898
Hurry the fuck up and an hero, you melodramatic little bitch. You sound like a retarded preteen or a woman.

>>5884526
fucking kek o7

>>5870513
Lockpicking set case?

>>5884526
He's just blocking it.

>>5892384
lmao