Thread 5875657

people or animals or robots dancing

Reposting from the previous thread to ask for the music sauce.

>>5876069
I'll always love that song.

>>5877436
It's 98% moon runes, but search YouTube for "dj remix pinyin lyrics hot douyin tiktok" and you should find it, the uploader/artist is "Baozhang."

>>5878128
nta but thank you for your spoonfeed

>>5875802
>>5875803
sauce?

>>5877958
Why did you cut off the rest of the video where she gets raped?

>shuffling
This is considered dancing by ameritards?

>>5877956
Best in thread. Do zoomers even know who's singing?

>>5881239
>rapping is singing
rob van winkle's only decent work was on a bloodhound gang track called 'boom'

>>5877969
yo that song is in VtM

>>5878107
>man gets on TRT after mid-life crisis

I really like this but her yt channel made me cringe and she's kinda ugly

>>5875659
Wish I were half as cool as that pigger goddamn

>>5880209
That's a cool jacket, what kind is it? What do I look for?

>>5877958
she's playing a dangerous game, but maybe she like the adrenaline rush

Anyone have the girl that synced 3 of herself in one vid to look like a group? She's dancing in a parking garage and has a fat ass.

>>5881530
did the hairy guy jizz his pants

>>5881445
that looks like a jumpsuit

>>5878802
kek

>>5883525
>>5883531
guess I'm gay because these are a massive turn off for me

>>5881344
Mah nigga.

>>5883545
There's nothing gay about being turned off by vulgarity. That's your instinct warning you these women have a high probability of carrying STDs.

>>5883974
>There's nothing gay about being turned off by vulgarity. That's your instinct warning you these women have a high probability of carrying STDs.

>>5883995
Feel free to cope all you want.

These threads were better without the coom shit.

>>5884202
if I was going to be a huge thot, I'd at least not do it in front of toilets

>>5882067
god, so hot

>>5883531
>>5884202
>barely move their bodies
>a little ass shaking
>fish lips
>nonsensical body movements
So this is the power of zoomer sex appeal. It's obvious why mature women blow away these womenlets.

>>5883545
>Guess I'm gay because I'm not into thots
Might be that you prefer other types of women, like tomboys, bookworms, tradwives, geeks, or whatever. The world has a lot of thots, but there aren't ONLY thots out there..

>>5877359
sauce? plz youtube

>>5875657 (OP)
do you have some circle group dance?

>>5883523
what's that flag?

>>5883529
sauce?

>>5887283
wagner group pmc

>>5875802
Awful

>>5881530
Is that guy Richie Valenz?

>>5875802
i didnt know Brazilian girls could get braces

>>5887283
Russian private military company called Wagner Group

Anybody have that video of the black guy who busts the same move but keeps switching rooms?

>>5881530
one of the best comedies ever made.

>>5875657 (OP)
Audio control on this is nice, they isolated House's dialogue well. There's a version of this with ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA which doesn't clean it up as well.

>>5883525
>>5883529
>>5883531
>>5883545
There's something kinda dumb about doing it alone in your room for the benefit of the smartphone.

BACK IN MY DAY YOU HAD TO GO TO A LOUD CLUB TO DO THAT SHIT

AND YA DID IT IN THE DARK SO HARDLY ANYBODY SAW IT

>>5888317
A challenger appears

>>5889042
which class of fighter jets is this?

>>5890120
That's an attack chopper, you can tell by it's ability to hover while spinnin'

>>5890171
video source/more from creator?

>>5876316
why is she so beautiful
aren't there other videos of her dancing where she's older and still gorgeous?

>>5877918
do they really do this? disgusting

>>5890917
imagine the smelle

Please webm this gem: https://youtu.be/2JJfDAV6UhY?si=J4ALv8E6IMxxD3yM

>>5890978
yes, apparently even more, and still with a playful attitude. rare shit

>>5888952 this black dude and this kid >>5888639 are by far best in thread

I need the webm of the dude dancing in a bunker with music playing and then him singing along like shit.

>>5892857
this is the worst video in this thread, you should consider suicide

>>5892776
Synthetic fabrics stink and are low energy.

So much fucking gooner shit in this damn thread, post some actual dancing even if amateur it's better than this vomitive liquid shit

>>5893407
So make it into a webm.

>>5893523
here ya go man

>>5893568
kek

>>5876316
>>5890978
>why is she so beautiful
>aren't there other videos of her dancing where she's older and still gorgeous?
>>5892879
>yes, apparently even more, and still with a playful attitude. rare shit
Apollinaria Zas

>>5893658
>>>5876316
>>>5890978
>>why is she so beautiful
>>aren't there other videos of her dancing where she's older and still gorgeous?
>>>5892879
>>yes, apparently even more, and still with a playful attitude. rare shit
>Apollinaria Zas

>>5876316
>>5890978
>>5893658
>>5893659

>>5876316
>>5890978
>>5892879
>>5893658
>>5893675

>>5875891
brutalismus 3000 europaträume

>>5884202
For those who don't know Portuguese, the lyrics of the song are completely based on sexual relations and minors dancing. Welcome to the 21st century. But the beat is good.

>>5893791
>the lyrics of the song are completely based on sexual relations
That's quite the understatement. It's literally about how the subject wants to be a promiscuous slut (puta zafada).

>>5893489
why did they take a year off?
don't tell me they were stupid enough to fall for the scamdemic bullshit

>>5892776
sweaty asshole with a slight pussy stank

>>5877958
too much makeup
is it like a touch the tiger game game for these cunts to go to india and make it back home without getting raped?

>>5893480
>public
>31secs

>>5893489
>>5894001
this is unreal, I just danced for the first time in a year since I entered college

>>5894276
i'd appreciate more info on this girl by the way, if anyone knows. Found this on a thread long long ago with this filename, heard she stopped dancing

>>5894280
got this one too

>>5888317
Pfft

>>5894157
she's got an ass like a wad of dough shoved in a diaper.

>>5877969
>>5883969
>>5881344

>>5895023
Fuuuuuuuuuck yeaaaaaaaaah!!! We need a VtM Bloodlines thread.

terrible thread full of zoomette tik tok dancers. luckily for you the king of /dance/ is here

>>5896706
fire truck

>>5896984
actually solid good cringe.

All this tiktok newgen trash. moot save us

>>5896984
The only good tiktok in this thread whole threads history

>>5888333
Song? The non-edit version

>>5876316
What the fuck is wrong with the mix on this one?

>>5886146
I don't think anyone has ever posted the sauce

>>5881238
Shuffling was invented by Europoors, moron.

>>5888952
Why is it so quiet!?!

>>5897443
moot was a quitter who gave up on us instead of firing all the faggot mods that ruined his dream.

>>5893676
I could watch this for hours.

>>5894280
>>5894281
Her name is Laribug, I used to follow her on twitch years ago when this kind of thing was unique, looks like she's still going at it https://www.twitch.tv/laribug

>>5897443
>>5898397

>>5898397
>moot was a quitter
What happened to him anyway?
I heard he went to work at google or some shit, then nada.

>>5898679
Exactly. He's just a guy living life. He didn't want to be in the spotlight.

>>5898686
>He didn't want to be in the spotlight
I mean, he probably could've done like hiroshimoot and just never interacted with the website when he was tired of it.
But it's his life, it's his choice to make.

>>5888262
I dont think shes Brazilian anon. Most people wearing a top with a countries name on it are not from said country

>>5883545
Being turned off by whores probably just means you arent braindead or a virgin who gets so horny it overrides their ability to think
>>5888991
Yeah its hard to watch. Even before this was a thing watching people in clubs ect dance to shit music thinking they are the main character was cringe inducing though

>>5893877
>promiscuous slut
Is there another type im unaware of

>>5894275
Thats frenchcore not hardstyle anon

>>5897443
But your webm has tiktok shit in it anon

>>5896984
I hate the music but she is insanely attractive. sauce?

>>5898944
alright, some faggot with tiktok make sense of this. https://www.tiktok.com/@fliesenzentrumgaak/video/7410076033837305120

>>5899020
okay retards, rabbit hole completed. she used to go by @charlize on tiktok but now goes by @cheese387. the webm itt went viral last year. she does dance videos but the webm is probably as good as it gets.

>>5898357
It's not a mix, it's the original audio.

>>5899045
i found her easily just by looking the song name on tiktok, you faggots only post the viral tiktok videos anyway.
the issue is that she deleted that video and you only find dumb edits, maybe she didn't want the whole world seeing her working in a warehouse. what a bitch.

>>5896694
>>5896938
More of these?

>>5898679
He quit Google a few years ago and as soon as he did he ghosted the entire world. Not a peep since.
He probably built a bunker in the middle of nowhere.

>>5898357
>>5899054
Its not the origional audio its the same song in the origional synched up but they have used some shitty mp3 with compression artifacts

>>5888632
what's the name of the song?

>>5899054
The original audio is some slavshit.

>>5898554
Love it

>a gorillion tiktok pantomimes, retarded whores, and nigs jumping like monkeys
How about you guys post some actual dances and music? There are some examples of it ITT but too few.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCBsvg-LbLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxr453fD_i4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVmUx5f9ImM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H0I3VnuSx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCn_se27Zkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh-94sxuduI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K21yj2lEgrA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXYKkb-SynM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz6WOZLGKxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jG7P3NU2aQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNf3GPizM58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScSW9C3DF18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1tHNKH7AAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHw3jSvZxNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3E5fb39xcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY__VTIUsiU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=widZEAJc0QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsV3WmMeNNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaIzxJj8UKM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMsmYxFCovI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_2yfWPZWJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cInMYLEXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3dezFzsNss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo15XCE8RY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=262hmHGMANE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koi6AZyT_HU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip28E1XItvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkeh7Bx3GzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAGlb7u9nqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oat18xmcvRQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7tSTUR7FG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U2DBjPJgI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmUn7V6uuZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1gJQpMSkEU

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SX8o8KMApNc
SEX

If you don't think any of those links is worth making a webm / mp4 off, then clearly they're not worth opening.

Anyone got the dude dancing in the junkyard with a long coat and glasses or something

>>5900902
>taking hours tweaking conversion software to make tiny resolution clips with shitty audio and video to make it under 6mb when you could just watch the full version
>implying the trash ITT are worth more just because somebody posted them in shitty quality under 6mb
Clearly either you're lazier than me or you posted some of the trash ITT and got triggered by my calling you out.

>>5901167
Just admit you don't know how to webm. I took one of your videos arbitrarily and waited less time than the video duration. I haven't even watched it.

>>5901172
I tried before and it didn't work. What command do you use?

>>5901179
https://github.com/chameleon-ai/webm-for-4chan
It has yt-dlp integration so I just put in the youtube url and wait.
Might want to specify --audio_rate 96 if it sounds crunchy.

>>5901191
Thank you.

>>5901167
I'm neither, I have contributed nothing ITT but I still get to call you out on your faggotry because it's a dance thread in a gif board. If you want to post dance without posting gifs, webms, or mp4 then go to /int/ or /mu/. Faggot.

>>5901194
what a fucking stud.

>>5900552
>>5901167
>clip after clip of highly choreographed gay homosexual Asian faggotry
kys

Not trying to be pompous but half this thread being gooner bait from tik tok is really really fucking disheartening.

>>5897498
Love Talkin' by Tatsuro Yamashita. Great song. You'll find him on any city pop playlist

>>5898944
>>5899020
She's Charlize. I think cheeze387 on tiktok. You can find her passes pics on simpcity.

>>5898837
is he natty?

>>5901660
the worst kind of latin music

>>5901172
yo this one is very cool.

>>5901002
ur dumb.

>>5894158
transitioning into a moonwalk right next to the pedestrian crossing while and hitting eye contact right before always makes me kek

>>5901631
>You can find her passes pics on simpcity.
Thanks but I don't know what passes pics are, nor what simpcity is.

>>5901670
>the worst kind of latin music
audible?

>>5900520
>>5900538
>>5900552
no cringe allowed

>>5899823
Kill V. Maim
Grimes

Requesting the one with the kpop chick montage where it looks like she is dancing on some old TV

>>5901613
>Tatsuro Yamashita
Oh shit, he's my favourite singer yet I've never come across this one yet. I'll check it out, cheers

>>5902692
thanks

>>5902618
looks like implants to me

>>5902615
best video in weeks

>>5881530
You can just smell the cigarettes in the air.

>>5876316
terrible dancer

>>5877958
built for bbc

>>5881405
also built for brolic bbc

>>5888955
and the name of the movie is... ?

>>5894292
oh hey, it's an alternate angle

>>5903523

It's in the filename but it's "It's Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World." Star studded 1963 movie with cameos galore. And he's correct. It's one of the greatest comedies ever made. It still stands up.

>dance
>get my first kiss
Is.. it really that easy?

>>5902615
Its cool but it kinda sucks as a posing routine as he dosent hold anything for anywhere near long enough

>>5893481
>>
by far best itt

>>5894420
No one and I mean LITERALLY no one cares about your rent-free scat adjacent fetish, subhuman.
Keep it to yourself.

>>5903311
>>5902618
synthol oil injections

>>5904212
Yes. Especially if you practice semen retention and have that magnetic aura that women are extremely sensible to. Just learn how to partner dance and once you get to some days while retaining your seed you'll see how easy it is to conquer women when you go dance in the night.

>>5906714
It's amazing that someone so rich got such terrible tattoos. You'd think she could have afforded better.

>>5898837
Song name?

>>5901194
what is he on I want some of that

>>5906139
>dance like everyone's watching

>>5875657 (OP)
>fighting the power

>>5894292
how did he spin faster as time goes by?

>>5908247
closed member nearer the body

>>5908579
I was just listening to my funky playlist and I loved watching this lame as fuck awesome shit

Next time I go out to dance salsa I'm going to start incorporating these 70s lame shitty moves into my shines, definitely, especially the part at 1:13 (which I already do to some extent) just love the idea of flirting a woman without words needed.

>>5890978
>why is she so beautiful
because russian. She's barely above average over there

>>5894627
fucking kek thats one way to steal the show

>>5902035
love this guy's moves
his youtube is wontbelong

>>5894627
They should have sent a poet

Does anyone have that video of the russian guys in a tank dancing to girl music that goes "on and on" over and over again????

>>5905189
sauce?

>>5894001
Yeah the scamdemic they did to do your global reset or permanent lockdowns or microchip vax passport trackers or other retarded schizo and low IQ shit that didn't happen and you made up because you were mad at having to wear a mask or some shit

>>5902145
She's beautiful but god damn that personality and voice is so grating.

>>5908737
Damn, Velma got moves!

>>5905826
based faggot

>>5901191
wow, world peace has been achieved!

>>5901194
Drugs are a hell of a drug.

>>5894603
i was in the middle of eating a tuna sandwich, fuck you

>>5905826
You just know that bussy hits

>>5906139
The 'concept' of dancing aggravates my autism, but at the same time, this also just as nice to watch as 'magic'.
I know it is a specific set of actions and mechanisms, but they end up being more than the sum of their parts.