animal thread

>>5877613 (OP)
> man gets bitten by rabid fox in his own car local health authorities report

>>5877632
he survived

>>5877632
That animal doesn't have rabies. Rabies doesn't look like that.

>>5877632
No animal in the UK has rabies. They eradicated it years ago. And if any are ever reported cases, for any reason all animals in a huge area are culled.

>>5877719
>Though almost entirely herbivorous, white-tailed deer have been known to opportunistically feed on nesting songbirds, field mice, and birds trapped in mist nets, if the need arises. When additional amounts of minerals such as calcium are needed in their diet, they can resort to osteophagy, chewing on bones of dead animals.

>>5877613 (OP)
we have had a whole family of them 4 pups and at least 2 adults maybe 3 right behind our backyard. The pups would be there playing for about 2 weeks straight early in the morning and sometimes during the day but we havent seen them for a week now. They were so cool to watch. Jealous of this vid :)

>>5877719
fruit by the foot, i mean snake by the hoof its all rolled up fun

>>5877749
Pretty sure this deer was just being opportunistic. Its rare to see but then again who has followed deer around 100% to see what they get up to.

>>5878188
I would never let a toddler's arm touch an elephants trunk like that but then again maybe they wanted a disabled child. Most people who grow up around the animals closest to them know of the dangers. Why does everyone want to be a redneck american and not a normal one?

>>5878188
I think the goop coming out its face means it is in musth, the bull version of heat. I'd be too worried it were baiting me within reaching distance to grab the phone.
>A bull elephant in musth, wild or otherwise, is extremely dangerous to humans, other elephants, and other species. Bull elephants in musth have killed keepers/mahouts, as well as other bull elephants, female elephants, and calves (the last usually inadvertently or accidentally in what is often called "herd infighting").
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

>>5878728
It does and its alarming that it was let alone any other elephant was able to be that close. Ideally an elephant would never ever be kept in a zoo because they have the largest instinctual habitat of any land animal. Its the same for large cats.

>>5878208
thats what donkey dick means

>>5878108
Who was in the wrong here?

>>5878742
its the reason why you can walk past stores everyday and never know they are there. they can see you but you only see yourself and who wants to go into a store that shows that i would keep walking too

psssttt do you know why E.T. liked reeses pieces? Theyre kosher. Kosher was quickly replaced with proocessed food and so on and so forth. The more you know :)

checken them rek em they are gross foods

every oreo you eat has been checked and verified by a jewish rabbi. so they say. poor jews eating oreos dont know they are eating rat toes. I could shit in a condom and say its kosher and sell it as non animal sausage. Would I be lieing? No.

>>5878742
Is it cannibalism if it's their own milk? Seems fucked

>>5878822
i know /wsg/ is one of the dumbest boards but come the fuck on

>>5878822
wut

>>5878895
I'm up in Scotland, have a family of foxes on my land, they chill behind my garage and come up to get fed in the morning before I leave for work.
started off with one a while ago, then she brought the whole family.
very cute, but sometimes at night, fucking hell they can scream.
Only happens occasionally enough to shit your pants, once or twice a year.

>>5878108
Fighting his reflection?

>>5879672
what is this creature called

>>5878822
I'm ecstatic over this ambiguous nature of this post. It seems so genuine but it has to be bait right? I look like homer seeing the dud.

>>5879733
viscacha

>>5879885
does anyone know why this happens?

>>5879888
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hypnotized-chicken/
> This strange animal behaviour is officially called 'tonic immobility', a natural state of semi-paralysis that many animals exhibit when under threat. Commonly known as apparent death, playing dead and playing possum, this state serves as a defensive mechanism as most predators prefer live prey.
> In chickens, this is most probably a vestigial trait as it doesn't seem to have a useful purpose. The chicken doesn't make a good job hiding the fact it's still alive. Its obvious that is breathing and we can see some eye movement and blinking.

>>5879906
I know about animals pretending to be dead as a defense mechanism, but why does the chicken do it when a line is drawn in the sand?

>>5877726
Interestingly bats still carry a sort of Lyssavirus which can potentially spread to humans and other animals.

>>5878822
LMAO

>>5879916
sneaky sneks

>>5878108
plate glass door?
who the fuck allowed this?

>>5880104
Not the goat.

>>5878822
omfg thanks anon lmao

>>5880099
reminds me of that dungeon crawler carl fight

>>5877613 (OP)
I don't know how to drive stick.

>>5878722
no one asked

>>5879910
Clean it up janny!

>>5879888
>>5879906
>>5879916
He just chokes out the chicken by pressing the arteries.
The sand-drawing is play-pretend magic. Probably done a few times to get a good timing

>>5881513
Are you saying I got tricked into watching a video of a guy choking the chicken?

>>5878822
ill have what you're having m8

>>5880099
Be the 2 American Turkeys in the center who don't respond to the hitler

>>5881837
Motorcycle cop by power glove if anyone is looking for the sauce

does anyone have the "alpha dog" video that went viral this week?

>>5881517
don't think so. he's bullshitting
the chicken hypnotizing is real

>>5878822
More like vampirism.

>>5881048

>>5878822
Geez this board is such a crack up thanks anon I needed that
>>5878986
We have kangaroos and echidnas in our backyard, sometimes emus will come to visit too. Or you'll be down the beach and you'll see a quenda

>>5881048
Walk like an Egyptian

>>5882202
Fake. They didn't have color videos in the ordovician era yet.

>>5882112

>>5879910
brian posehn's dick farts routine comes to mind.

>>5882199
Typical furry.

>>5877719
now post a deer-eating snake

>>5879916

>>5882112

>>5880489
Now departing from Wuhang, China

>>5878822
Please be genuine

>>5882272
Ruined by the faggot music

>>5878822
that got me

>>5883333
Thanks

>>5883756

>>5884189
Gold!

>>5881048
>>5882481

>>5883980
I don't care about you faggots saying "sigma" or "alpha" or whatever for stupid videos, but if you know anything about dogs' body language, you just know this dog has fucking amazing energy.

Look at the two big ones instantly reacting just by him passing in the middle, and the guy causing trouble immediately goes belly up. He doesn't even flinch.

>>5877613 (OP)
What language is that???

>>5878108
LMAO @ the person running TERRIFIED from a fucking goat

>>5884748
Glaswegian

>>5884749
I think it was more the shards of flying glass

>>5881103
This is reassuring. I sometimes feel like my birds dont like me because they arent cuddly but they are almost as friendly as this. They are also not hand reared so are naturally wary of humans and one clearly has some trauma from being in a chain pet store, she wants nothing to do with me but the other girl will at least step up and chill on my hand if I have treats.
They are also budgies not lovebirds so are a bit more wary

>>5879733
alex

>>5884295
Sigma energy

>>5884295
The foot on the neck.That dog carries a big stick."speak softly and carry a big stick"

>>5879910
huh, I really never thought about how a snake takes a shit.

>>5882272
If ducks could be potty trained I think they would be great pets.

>>5878822
lmao

>>5878822
uh muh gawd anon TRUUUUE like what the F???? ur so right

>>5878822
holy kek

>>5878822
(You)

>>5884749
>I LITERALLY EAT BROKEN GLASS MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE GETTING SHOWERED WITH IT
retard

>>5879914
Nigga, that's nuts!

>>5884748
bri'ish innit guv

>>5880489
I like the way the guy just calmly collected it, no insane woman screaming in the background or anything.

>>5877749
There is no real reason for a deer to not eat meat. It's only human retardation which assumes since they put the label on them they must themselves think like that.

>>5878822
here, have a quote i wrote down from /v/ like eight years ago
"-Wouldn't you die when you reach terminal velocity anyway?"

>>5886692
Leave and don't come back.

>>5878722
>Why does everyone want to be a redneck american and not a normal one?
DOES THAT SOUND LIKE ENGLISH TO YOU, YOU OBSESSED FUCKING IMBECILE!?!?

>>5880489
Of course it's Spirit.

>>5882721
i like how it looks at its own feet for five seconds figuring out the cat's not there

>>5878108
fake

>>5887001
Just like your parents

>>5884295
>I don't care about you faggots accurately describing pack dynamics or using the terms as applied to modern pop culture, even though literally nobody did
It sounds like you care so much it lives rent free in your head, you gamma tier faggot.

>>5887010
>40 kids chase two women

>>5887008
kek

>>5878822

>>5878822
you sick fuck did you eat your mother breasts?

>>5886702

>>5887614
Birds never miss an occasion to make fun of us.

>>5885467
That could be aaid about alot of animals.

>>5883333
TUNAK TUNAK TUN!

>>5882829

>>5887711
fucking loled

>>5877719
Fruit by the Foot

>>5886476

>>5882202
The early stages of the mighty white man

>>5882202
I push it back in. Nobody evolves on my watch.

>>5879888
Nerve gas

>>5878822
Yea man cows are known for their cannibalism. They eat beef too

>>5881103
>cute girl
>cool animals
Name a better combo

>>5877613 (OP)
My old doggy used to hang with a fox in our garden, good ol' london urban foxes

>>5883754

>>5887010

>>5890892
Educational.

>>5890901

>>5890903
holy shit that is very impressive.

>>5890971
not that impressive compared to this

>>5890903
It knows numbers?

>>5887614
A devious little creature. This one would rule us all with an iron fist if it could.

>>5891335
It knows those symbols come in that order.

>>5891335
It knows the most dangerous number rhyme of all;
>1-2-your face-my shoe

>>5890903
>me solving captcha

>>5877726
>all animals in a huge area are culled.

Fucking sub-humans.

>>5881549
KYS pussy.

>>5881048
Why do they do that?

>>5880498
Starting: Check if in neutral (jiggle stick side-to-side) clutch in, start engine, put in first gear (usually top left, layout is usually on the stick), lightly depress gas pedal, slowly bring the clutch back up while keeping foot on gas pedal. Well done, you're driving.
Switching gears: clutch in, foot off gas pedal, move stick into next gear, press gas pedal, clutch back up.
There's your basics for driving stick.

>>5880498
It's literally impossible to drive stick. I have however seen people drive rocks.

>>5882472
who could possibly need this many shampoos and soaps?

>>5883756
gay music

>>5891627
He says as he puts another burger on the grill.

>>5890885
>We see similar principles among all of creation
>Therefore no religion

>>5879910
>that silent scream.
We've all been there.
>>5885466
Snake in the vid is very ill because it's been fed the wrong stuff. It'll probably die.

>>5891627
You're right, we should just let diseased populations continue onwards and spread it everywhere.

>>5892043
Let's start with you. Before the AIDS spreads.

>>5877719
spaget

>>5890903
he's just like me, clicking on his numbers on his computer

>>5891949

>>5879910
Well now...
Another first from 4chan.

>>5880099
Pretty sure that's edited

>>5877613 (OP)
This happened to me once I got in my car and looked around and there was just a fox in the back seat looking at me that had gotten in when I opened the boot.
>>5877632
Rabies isn't in the UK.

>>5882202
Why did he do it tho

>>5892719
bro this is a blue board

>>5879916
probably resembles a snake or something
>>5881513
retard

>>5892719
I know these things are not plants but imagine if trees started doing that

>>5886829
My wife after I come home at 4am on a Sunday morning

>>5892774
why is your wife wearing a scuba diving suit at 4am?

>>5892236
I struggle to understand this. she only rewards the dog on the left, even when he doesn't lie down, and when the dog on the right gives paw and does lie down, still doesn't get a reward?

Inequality... Oh I think I got it now while writing. "inequality.webm" basically they are sacrificing a healthy dog's brain just to show for a video that they will stop going for the reward eventually. nice. hope the dog doesn't get any kind of long term demotivional shit. I'm off to sleep now, fuck this shit.

>>5891896
I do. At the moment I have 3 different soaps 3 shampoos and 2 toothpastes

>>5890888
whats that song

>>5891896
>who could possibly need this many shampoos and soaps?
Women and fags.

>>5884295
>I don't care about you faggots saying "sigma" or "alpha"

Nigger that is literally the alpha of the pack. You're complaining about the propper use of the word.

>>5878986
>started off with one a while ago, then she brought the whole family
This sounds familiar somehow

>>5892870
>hope the dog doesn't get any kind of long term demotivional shit. I'm off to sleep now, fuck this shit.
don't worry, the dog was executed next morning

>>5892888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ec6jOMDCXI

>>5892990
thanks

>>5892996

>>5892999
lmao

>>5893006

>>5879684
imagine the spins

>>5892884
I can tell how much you stink all the way from here, fix your diet instead of adding 8 different chemical concoctions on to your skin and teeth

>>5892985

>>5893145
I don't use them at the same time you retard, I just like change. Do you eat the same shit everyday?

>>5892870
It's for science..

>>5892870
you need stop watching vegan documentaries

>>5881103
>>5884787
<Sigh> I remember being an absolute terror to my friends' cockateil (along with him) when we were young. Trying to make it up to wild birds with many feeders now that I'm older and not insane.

>>5878108
>smashes plate glass window door
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

>>5883754
What type of monkey are these?

>>5893362
You probably hadnt developed empathy yet? Dont beat yourself up about it too much because you didnt understand what you were doing was shitty.
I didnt understand empathy untill I was like 17/18 and had a mushroom+MDMA trip where I figured it out.
Psychedelics are usually pretty useless for figuring shit out because they give you a false sense of enlightenment over normal/mundane realizations but im autistic as fuck (possibly ASPD also) though so hadnt ever really experienced empathy up to that point so that trip was really useful.

>>5892787
That's our kink

>>5881837
but can he stop?

>>5889471
back in where? theres no water only ice

>>5887008
fucking chinks

>>5887006
too bad there's no sound

>>5884065
there's no music

>>5893534
>t. deaf

>>5885905
the fuck, this webm activated the hdr in my pc

>>5883980
>some dogs herald his arrival
>some bow
>executes righteous justice
is this the dog lord?

>>5891656
They accepted the absurdity of life and found joy in the simple pleasures of grooving
They are unshackled

>>5893369
Cappuccino

>>5893225
holy fuck

>>5878822
Dumbass of the year award lol

>>5882202
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

>>5883980
He is the shot caller

>>5887023
>Gen xyz women abortion clinics

>>5882202
All fish can do this by the way, they're just biding their time.

>>5877613 (OP)

>>5894059
Proof that he is both aero and hydro dynamic.

>>5894061
pigeons are assholes

>>5894088
how fucked in the head do you have to be to feel affection towards something like this?

>>5891949
Not necessarily a fair summation, when the original argument is from the other side - that such principles are only the product of religion as a foundation for societal morals (and therefore couldn't exist without god).

>>5894055
>Rabbit season

>>5894100
It is mostly based on a fascination and deep love of all living things in creation.

>>5891896
Your mom :)

>>5894063
why do they do this?

>>5894218
snakes are not very intelligent

>>5894232
fair enough

>>5893537
what's the music in >>5882272? the noises made by the duck?

>>5883980
wow that was really fascinating. I don't think I've ever seen dogs so transparent in their thinking and with a topic as complicated as breaking up a fight.

>>5893225
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

>>5878108
What the heĺl kind of structure is that? It looks like a storefront but homie has a dining table on a carpet there and some personal effects laying about and his little cowboy boots are by the door. Do yanks have homes like this? Also, aren't these ďoors supposed to be made of tempered glass?

>>5894686
>If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck
It'll fucking sit on you

>>5884787
Birds are pretty smart anon and not every bird expresses affection the same way. I guarantee you they enjoy thier lives far more then what it once was and you did that for them.

>>5894088
horrors beyond my comprehension

>>5881517

kek

>>5878822
good post

>>5890903
New season of Severance is looking good!

>>5878208
What does a woman do when the rapist has a kink for getting hit in the balls/dick

>>5894812
this seems like a design flaw

>>5894051
perpetuum moobile

>>5894100
https://files.catbox.moe/dbpdd3.png
she cute

>>5894088
oh HELL no

>>5894725
Yeah they seem to enjoy my company just as long as im not too close to them. Thank you for writing that its very reassuring

>>5892870
>No money
>No work!
The test just shows that dogs do stuff for payment.

>>5892655
Have a second.

>>5882199
>>5879910
Now mix these two together.

>>5894059
Lika... a storm of a goose... What?

>>5892236
>western men be like

>>5892999
holy shit this broke my kidneys

>>5894686
holy shit ahahaha

>>5894063
many men marry for less

>>5895182
>>5882199
>>5879910
holy shit that's a great idea.

>>5886829
Haha yeah.
I know its choking you and covering your mouth so you cant breath. But my tiktok is gonna be lit with the likes.
Help you or get likes? You'd choose the likes too. Haha

>>5894716
Dodge roll, duh.

>>5895180
hahahahahaha

>>5893484
It's a 'she' and the answer is yes, apparently. 'Rambo' can drive multiple vehicles, can skateboard, can read books and also knows how to dress herself in human clothes.
https://youtu.be/hLSpB40X4q8?si=Sos2fx1Duvo3yd1i
>>5892236
This is essentially why service dogs are required to take play breaks every now and then. It's not just for fun, dogs are smart enough that they just lose the will to continue working if they're not being rewarded for it

>>5895182
>>5895219
gocha

>>5895449
Not bad Johnny, but not quite what I had in mind either. The Snake farting is vital to my artistic vision. Give me 30 minutes and lets see what I can cook up.

>>5895449
>>5895219
>>5895182 (Me)

It took 15. And another 10 To figure out how to get the file small enough

>>5895477
>>5895449
both are awesome.

>>5884748
sounds like Scrooge McDuck talk

>>5885460
he's the one with the most control and also the one that is willing to go the furthest if necessary.
that's why he's the Alpha.

>>5895235

>>5894063
looks like its some kind vomit inducing ipecac to get the snake to throw himself up.
we're things to say/think about...

>>5879888
So you can kill in a "kosher" manner, same with sitting a lamb on its forelegs it just werks unironically

>>5878722
Redneck Americans are the ones who have grown around animals and know the dangers from them.it is the liberals city fags who had been grown with animal is my friend thing in mind.

>>5879916
He thinks it is a snake that stares at his face , about to attack him.

>>5881513
Look at his fingers. No pressing.

>>5882721
This is a hawk , not a falcon.

>>5890885
Not about fairness.
He wants to have what other have. Same good shit.

Justice starts with envy!

>>5895369
a.i. generated

>>5894055
The clip is.made from.one scene played forward and in reverse.

>>5895353
Fake ai

>>5878822
bros hes so right and brave for figuring this out

>>5896250
moron, it's an ocean sunfish. nothing fake about it.

>>5895353
This thing was alright in that one kirby game, but I liked playing with the owl instead

>>5895369
>throws the dog into baby shit
>oh no the canine is humiliating me
>other people on the subway minding their own life
>I'm going to post this video of social media
>everything is under my control
>insted of a kind you would have a queen
>all shall love me and despair
lol typical doggystyle karen

>>5887021
Wicked

>>5894812

>>5893225
>Your first run through on far cry 4