Advanced technology, robots, new devices, self driving cars etc. Any advanced tech from the future.

>>5888835
Imagine a future where this thing attacks and chokes you. Very concerning.

>>5888835
>>5889061
>Imagine a future where this thing attacks and chokes you.
You mean imagine the best possible option.

>>5889069

>>5888830 (OP)
that stuff is cool
i wish i could've been involved in it but im gonna be a minimum wage slave class for the rest of my life probably, and deserve it

>>5888830 (OP)
>hey chuck, why don't we give our bots a touch of eldritch horror
>fuck you, bob

>>5889104
We never stood a chance

>>5888835
>>5888831
very epic cgi very cool but also fits the thread theme so ok

>>5889113
>>5889111
Pretty cool, i assume its takes ages to learn to fly it though

>>5889111
I want one

>>5889111
what if you need to scratch your crotch mid flight?

>>5889111
>>5889113
I mean, it's cool, but it's utterly useless in actual combat or emergencies.

>>5890633
why did they make twink bots only to fight?

>>5889073
Lmao

>>5889688
>i mean
Stopped reading. Get fucked zoomer.

>>5889688
>utterly useless in actual combat or emergencies.
Bongs were using it for ship/ship boarding

>>5889111
Shitty music.

>>5890679
Unless they need individual egg yolks that's way over-engineered.

>>5893262

>>5889688
>it's cool
he's wearing a fucking baseball cap, the only point is to look cool

>drones, robot cars, robot food delivery, spacex, vr headsets, crazy military tech, ai stuff
its hard to decide what counts for futuristic videos since alot of it is relatively commonplace now.

>>5892525
>>5889111
seems like ancient history but it was just a couple of years ago

>>5895069

public wifi popup in apple vision pro

space traffic control on the ISS when a spacecraft is docking

dronefall

chinese news broadcast with mixed reality set

>>5894988
for some reason, i feel the need to move into a wooden shack in the forest

>>5895085
oh great... we can be even more antisocial now

>>5894988
>Waymo
needs a edit segueing into the LA riots

>>5895035
>>5895053
SkyNet future is nearly upon us

>>5895070
>"If you have an obstructed view..."
disappointing. I was expecting it to remove the woman.

Who's the fuck who started spamming webms without sound from >>5894965 to >>5895125

>>5895132
same

>>5894966
>ukraine furiously taking notes

>>5894986
its true that money really can't buy taste

>>5894979
all i want is contacts or glasses that can remove tattoos in real time, so I don't go flaccid instantly

>>5895081
>0:16
more dog strollers are sold in s.korea than ones for babies
they really are living in 2050.

>>5895055
Autobots vs Decepticons first combat colorized.

>>5889073

>>5888835
>>5889069
We should get these guys together on one project.

>>5895021

>>5896062
that isn't the future because one signal jammer and they all hit the dirt

>>5896064
not if they are fully autonomous.

>>5895056
while you were chasing hohols i studied the blade

>>5896067
like your wife.

>>5896462
I see you've cropped out the shadow on the floor that show how fake the video is (original vid is a guy in an apron)

>>5895145
>LA riots
OH NOES, NOT THE THREE BURNING WAYMOS!

I'm in LA, touch grass, faggot.

>>5895057
Yes, there's no way this could be fake!

Just as real as the fireworks display in the bejing olympics!

>>5895142
don't worry, the product flopped

>>5895069
kek

>>5889073
Imagine this tik toking up your stairs at 2 am, strapped and armed to the tits

>>5889073
Reminds me of the flathead from cyberpunk

>>5889111
>>5889113
The fact that both these are not the original audio must mean these are loud as hell

>>5895085
They forgot to hire the actor that's pretending to masturbate.

>>5896562
>I'm in LA
How sad for you. I'm about to move to a place nobody ever talks about. It has no crime and a very favorable demographic. My bedroom window will show me a beautiful view of sky and field every day, and the air is pure. You'll make fun of it as "flyover country", but I'll call it peace and quiet.

>>5894993
>clean it up janny

>>5897482
his point isn't that you should move to LA or even like it, but that demonstrations are overwhelmingly peaceful and if you're being told/shown that they are violent riots you are being lied to. get a clue, friend.

>>5895069
pretty clever to have one of your companies buy a product from another one of your companies that no one is buying.

>>5897577
Peacefully flying flags of the nations they fled from. If they wanna fly those flags, I say to treat them as labels for where to send them. I grew up around illegals. They turned my hometown into a shit hole. Not even safe there anymore. That's why I run from minorities. They proved to me that I'd rather live in the boonies instead of some invaded dump. Half the Latino population isn't legal there, and the politicians defend it. Fuck this gay Earth.

>>5896064
I bet not a single developer thought of that. You are the very first.

>>5894986
Insufferable manchild.

Retards will say that space development is a waste of money and yet will look at this and think it is completely fine to let this "man" make his own purchasing decisions.

>>5889111
>>5889191
>>5897355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsWJKyR664s

What a great thread.
>>5895178
This. There is no reason to spread clips with no audio. This makes it seem like the future is 1000 people making tech and 8 billion people not knowing how to use it.
>we lost the technology

Bump!

>>5895063
>bugs out

>>5895070
>just like put a tv up lol
amazing future tech !!!!!!!

>>5899300
>look at my favorite reddit man using it
no thanks

>>5899711
its the future for space colonies

>>5889111
For a split second I thought the camera flash at the end was a muzzle flash.
>>5893254
No taste detected.

>>5893258
>posts a machine that is clearly inferior

>>5895178
>>5899354
I don't know if you are aware of this, but only two boards on this website support audio files.
if you want to interact with the vast majority of 4chan you can't use sound.

>>5900115
>one separates 1 egg per second

>other separates 3 eggs every 2 seconds
>has way fewer moving parts

>>5895012
Why is this retard watching a video from 2008 as if it's supposed to be happening in real time?

>>5895019
This is a composite of two events and the dragon is played at 2x actual speed.

>>5900118
>other separates 3 eggs every 2 seconds
>has way fewer moving parts
>and doesn't actually separate the yolks because they break and leak into the whites
If the second machine were making meringues on an industrial scale it would be a total failure.

>>5895082
What's wrong with trees?

>>5900145
First off I fail to see what your question has to do with that video.
Secondly trees are the arboreal menace and not to be trusted. If you can cut down a tree do it. They're pure evil. Some of them will actively try to murder you.

>>5897591
Yeah dude fuck space, we should stay on Earth forever

>>5888830 (OP)
fill that bucket with water, dirt or rocks and see it do that again
yeah it cant

>>5900117
So post your garbage there, retard.

>>5894988
this might be the worst webm ive ever watched. also do americans just not understand 24hr time? it went from 11:00 to 04:00 on screen but obv they meant 4pm cause its still daylight, but 04:00 means 4am

>>5895059
it makes me so sad when humans are mean to the robots..

>>5900153
nta but trees offer shade for side walks, faggot

>>5895094
why is bro so red, he on steroids?

>>5900506
>bro
This is the modern version of teen girls saying "like" too much.

>>5900494
Look at the subject matter. You're attributing it to the intelligence of Americans, when we're just dealing with women.

>9 billion posts without sound
Fucking die.

>>5900785
>The Future
>brown people in control of white people technology
this is how you ended up with vertical videos and/or no sound on this board

>>5900425
>hurr durr you should only ever post on one board

>>5900494
>autistic retard spergs out about clocks

>>5889111
>>5895040
>>5896065
The really sad thing about "the future" is regardless of how cool it is or military or life saving applications it has, everything, EVERYTHING will ultimately just be integrated into fastfood/grocery delivery or ordering.

>>5901138
i dont see how this will be faster. nobody is going to want some fags in jetpacks flying over their property.

>>5894986
he's so cool bros...

>>5894990
is this real

>>5894999
BRAAAPPFFFRPRPPPPPP

>>5895081
>>5895081
How come the US doesn't have all this?

>>5890702
>pretending not to know about the ones they made to love

>>5894986
imagine a. being this faggot but then b. recording and sharing this. jesus christ.

>>5894990
hey look, the ccpfag is back

>>5901388
>1388
>How come the US doesn't have all this?
purely socioeconomic factors

>>5894986
I bet he got that money from scamming a family into debt somehow. Allways keep in mind that this is the primary source of income for wasting money on consumerist bs.

>>5901388
Why would anyone want any of that? Asians are fucking weird.

>>5894988
I dont get it, what is the eyepiece for?
Also single mom, lmao.

>>5895132
friendly reminder to prepare now, before its to late.
Life in a wooden shack is not easy.

>>5901388
>How come the US doesn't have all this?
we can have it at any time. nobody wants to pay for it though, and what makes sense in seoul might not make sense everywhere else. like wtf is the point of a rentable usb power bank here? nobody is going to use that.

>>5900502
Why? Robots aren't alive. Any sympathy you might feel is addressed towards an imitation of life. Imitation, that could be easily programmed to harm you, and it would follow the orders to the letter with the efficiency of a machine. It can't disobey or question its commands and it doesn't feel anything towards you.

>>5894999
Tracing isn't art.

>>5889073
>be soldier
>get ambushed by ninja robo dog
>ninja robodog jumps from the bushes, throws ninja stars at your whole squad, killing them
>then fire a rocket at you for good measure

>>5895070
It's TV's on a wall playing video. Not very futuristic at all.

>>5900119
To cope, obviously

>>5895093
The people responsible for this should be hung.

>>5900506
Circulatory systems evolved with gravity aiding the return of blood from the head to the heart so veins/capillaries are the size & density they need to be for proper blood flow with that added assistance from gravity. When in zero gravity, only the pumping of the heart is responsible for getting the blood from the head back to the heart, which it doesn't do as efficiently since gravity is not present to aid forcing the blood back down into the body. The result is your head retains more blood than usual.

>>5895013
Fun fact: They do this because a panicked sandwich supposedly has superior flavor

>>5900502
Because you're a kind person anon.

>>5894988
Who the fuck tips a robot???

>>5889189
NOOOOOOOOO AMERICNA NUMBA ONE CHINA IS BAD OR BECAUSE CNN TOLD M OR SOMETHING

>>5888830 (OP)
that is the first step of terrifying

>>5894986
This guy has infinitely normie taste.
What a tool.

>>5901578
Does this actually make sense?
like the butterfly flying after 2:10

>>5889073
>blyat

>>5890679
>>5893258
I want to know about rotten egg detection.

>>5895075
Somehow i haven't been awed by any modern rocket videos.
They are the biggest rockets ever but they had better filming taste when they were recording the old nasa stuff

>>5893258
japanese mayo uses egg yolks only. why it has that yellowish color.

>>5901138
Is this death stranding 2?

>>5901983
>>5901578
Can't know, anons have said it's fake sound over the real deal.

>>5901138
>fucking up a pizza delivery in 2020
>you scratch or ding your car
>fucking up a pizza delivery in 2030
>you plummet to your death

>>5901623
look at the light effects you goose, obvious cgi

>>5902074
>>5901143
>>5901138
>delivery guy breaks every bone in his body for a $2 tip
>every suburban zone looks like london heathrow airport on the first day of the holiday season
>get to hear low flying jet engines on your property every hour of the day
>bearly trained brainlet deliveryman flies through your loungeroom window when he forgets how to stop
>every delivery smells like jet fuel
hell yeah

>>5901584
Your mother was a tracer.

>>5902236
NOOOO WE ARE NUMBA WAN

>>5901388
It's easy to have nice things when you don't have to worry about kids vandalizing things.

>>5895093
Just wait until they put the first billboard on the moon.

>>5889688
Actually could be very useful for search and rescue to access remote/difficult places quickly. Just fly up the mountain to administer first aid rather than trekking hours..

>>5895093
As a native Florida fag i hate this shit. We didn't have it growing up. Now you have huge barges that come down the beach with fucking billboards.

>>5893258
does a shit job, there's orange in the white bucket lol.

>>5897591
castrated mind be like this

mosquito air defense robot

>>5903466
inb4 no sound
there wasnt any with the video

>>5894990
if you ever wonder why contemporary design on things is awful it's because they're catering to chinks who think that stuff is cool, all the rgb craze, the flashing lights, the concrete and glass boxes - those are all things that a bug brain thinks looks good instead of realizing what soulless garbage it actually is

>>5903590
pretty much anyone that worked on robotics in any legit fashion has called this fake.
its a human controlling those movements by remote.

>>5903590
>>5903657
surely this isn't a hard task to program a robot arm to do? obviously the human shaped robot is unnecessary

>>5903657
are they training the software for the robot?

>>5895085
First guy needs to spend less on his goofy gadgets and more on getting his suit tailored.

>>5895055
lol, this one's fun

>>5901983
I am an electrical engineer and everything the video is saying matches up exactly with what is being shown. It would not be too difficult to generate this by hooking up an oscilloscope to some laser show equipment and just combining it with other sources of audio.

>>5903675
i dont think thats the point anon, it could also do other tasks, instead of being a stationary robotic arm.

>>5896926
I dont have a doggy door

>>5902481
>>5901597
>>5895093
That is beyond grotesque, what the fuck are they thinking. What a waste of fucking resources and degradation to life and dignity.

>>5894993
The bell tolls for thee, janny

>>5895021

>>5903905
>so, Mr Roboto, where do you see yourself in five years?

>>5895059
I want a sexbot to beat the fuck out of.

>>5888830 (OP)
What's the point of most of this shit? To eliminate jobs for the lower 90% so normies can sit at home on UBI watching bullshit influencers like>>5894988 who showcase the lives of the 1% who enjoy the fruits of reduced labour costs?

Fuck this shit I'm going to go outside and read a book.

>>5904455
For me it's about having a butler and a hyper competent secretary.

>>5904455
>What's the point of most of this shit?
some people are trying to replace workers with robots since companies will pay alot of that. human workers are insanely expensive, a real financial burden on the company's owners.

other people are building new types of tech which can lead to new industries, which would end up creating new jobs to replace the lost ones. like you point out the woman with the VR headset...well somebody has got to write software for those devices. other jobs would be created for the VR headset ecosystem too like creating addons and accessories and things that can interact with them in the real world like QR codes.

>>5904532
> well somebody has got to write software for those devices
Most of those people will be replaced by generative AI too. Same goes for making accessories. What once would have been done by a whole company will now be done by one or two people, a ChatGPT account, and a Chinese outsourcing contract. And the idea that everyone will become an entrepreneur is absurd. Most people don't have useful enough ideas, the market is already saturated with mostly-useless junk, and as more of the workforce is made redundant there will be fewer people to buy stuff in the first place.

>>5901388
niggers

>>5903483
fake

>>5903595
wow.

>>5895120
It sounds cool until the robot fucks up the order. As well as the whole "you can't even get a wage slave job anymore".

>>5901388
How much diversity do you see?

>>5895008
I don't really get the fascination with miniaturizatized rotorcraft and multi rotor designs. Heiniously innefficient and not much more compact

>>5895008
I can't wait for all the videos of these things crashing into shit

>>5904801
Agreed. They're incredibly agile in handheld sizes, making them great toys and tools, but as a passenger vehicle they're retarded. I build the little ones, so I know that they're power suckers like no other.

>>5903675
they wanted a drop in replacement for where a human would be standing, and the vision system
>>5903693
nope they claimed its doing this on its own. except the robotics dude i have in the family, thats worked on the first models building cars using PLC to transformer based stuff says thats a human.
something about overmotions he said. a robot doesn't make motions that waste movement because they don't have ligaments that cause it(this is including being trained on human movement)

then linked me a clip from latest atlas from boston dynamics, and how it grasps things. it always does the exact movement needed

>>5902481
Lol just wait at the docks drinking 4 locos until the boat comes in then rush on board and beat the shit out of the crew. That's what I did in Grand Marais and people still talk about it, no billboards though.

Jury won't convict you so hold out for misdemeanor assault with deferred adjudication.

>>5904455
I think that owning robots will be no different to owning a computer or a car. Everyone will have them and be able to use them to make money if they wanted.

>>5905665
If everybody has one, making money will be impossible. Money is obtained by producing something that is needed, or giving something that is in demand. When labor has no scarcity, it will be difficult to monetize. Only a unique and especially useful robot would be capable of producing money.

>>5902466
The company that made these has been doing exercises and researching the possibility of having these used by paramedics. A few years ago they were working with the Great North Air Ambulance service to reach casualties in mountain areas but who knows what ended up happening with that. From wiki:
>In September 2020, it was reported that the Great North Air Ambulance service was considering using this jet suit to enable paramedics to reach casualties in the mountainous Lake District.[9] By March 2022 the operational director of the GNAA, Andy Mawson, had been trained to fly and the service hoped to start using jet suits in summer 2022.[10][needs update]
Their youtube channel has a bunch of videos of rescue exercises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EatttpDAVSc

>>5901983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaTuFB5QXHo

>>5895070
does it comes with sound? because if not there's no point to the sea or lake/forest.

>>5895645
dumb, repeats the same movement, they are not fighting.

>>5896065
flying faggot gets killed before he lands xD

>>5902021
Presumably, they'd float em prior to this step to check. I reckon that could be automated easily enough as well

>>5895213
I'll second this. Dunno why woman get tattoos

>>5894986
Looks cool for a short but I can't imagine spending that kind of money to make my space look like that. There way too much going on, the aethetics are vibrant but cold. I feel like it would be difficult to relax with so many flashing lights everywhere. The odd RGB as an accent is nice but this is way over the top. All the Nintendo graphics and funkopops are hella cringy too. Dude prolly spent thousands to rùin his "man cave" for the attention of his fellow man children

>>5896546
nigga nobody cares

>>5895021
Sooo... how long until commercially available?

>>5895094
literally me playing ksp

>>5901388
all the money for infrastructure goes to helping israel

>>5906476
kek, you need traffic led lights while your head is down looking at your phone? kys

>>5901388
These are new things to asia apparently, since all these things existed in the US since the 50s like the coffee vending machines, first traffic auto walk signs, etc. except the heated bus bench, kek too funny

>>5904583
hurt

>>5906487
you need to cuck your own economy for the sake of a far away foreign nation?

>>5906499
Again, why do you need traffic led lights while your head is down looking at your phone? KYS RETARD, if this was not CLEAR enough! Also, I am not in the US.

>>5906511
holy fuck I don't speak that language; is that actually adverstising green energy?

>>5907018
looks like a ad board for that charge station. thought they were giving free charges but theres no charge port cable.

>>5902029
What fucking mayo uses the white? I'm European.

>>5907158
You use your own type 2 cable, and the ports are on the side

>>5900110
nah hes right
shitty nigrap
>>5889111
shit music

The future is bright

>>5895213
My Brother...

>>5894979
is...is this real?

>>5908324
>>5894979
I ask 'cuz I can't find anything of it so it looks fake

>>5894988
cant watch due to those ugly fingernails

>>5895079
god no wonder poor trannies kill themselves so often nowadays
good riddance

>>5895082
>Umbrellas
just plant trees. better for the environment.
>wireless charging station
blacks and browns would just wait for your phone to be put down.
>service robots
we literally have that here in the west
>employee-free self checkouts
we have those too except they got shut down due to black and brown people
>heated bus stops
blacks and browns would never leave them and would cause a mess

So the only difference is that Korea doesn't have dark skinned folks ruining everything
Curious
Interesting

Robots must pass 3 questions for me
>Can I fuck it
>Am I safe from harm
>Is it not too expensive

Nothing else matters.

>>5888830 (OP)
>Any advanced tech from the future
>from the future
How were you able to time travel and get these videos?

>>5895637
its just like xcom and SHIVs

>>5906511
>the jewish music in the background
poetic

>>5903468
>>5903466
post ur audioless shit elsewhere queerbait

>>5903583
dude id go hog wild that's probably 60,000+ dollars of circuitry and gold

>>5899257
You joke, but devs are seriously that retarded.

>>5903621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbK0tiVWKY

>>5905910
You're cute, you think FUTURE! daydreamers understand reality

>>5906498
Why the fuck aren't they just charging those phones on the mopeds they have? Are those not gas mopeds?

>>5904801
>desert people at the end
pure dumb investor bait

>>5895054
One of them lost footing when kicked by the drill instructor, so now the whole platoon has to do push ups.

>>5895059
>it weighs like 12 kgs
>totally broke the stick against it while it's balancing on 2 stilts :^)
They should get John Xina on board to teach them proper choreography

>>5895059
chinkiest cgi ive ever seen

>>5894979
>>5908324
>>5908326
Crazy bastard invented the Eyes of the Overworld

>>5894988
/ss/ chads in the house 2nite!!

>>5908324
its recorded video that has been processed with AI. it doesnt do it live (yet).
>https://old.reddit.com/r/aivideo/comments/1g7o9rs/lifeskin/
>https://old.reddit.com/r/VisionPro/comments/1g80rym/lifeskin_pt_2_app_concept/
>https://old.reddit.com/r/VisionPro/comments/1g98wwn/lifeskin_part_3/

people do it for other things too such as video games
>https://old.reddit.com/r/aivideo/comments/1fx6zdr/gta_iv_with_a_photorealistic_filter_with_runway/
>https://old.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/1fwsqp9/fun_experiment_with_different_ai_filters/

>>5908436
Good point, also china is the number 1 manufacturer of solar panels, the fuck

>>5908510
ahhh thanks
I was really hoping
I appredciate it

>>5905986
>operational director of the GNAA
The what now

>>5895210
kek

>>5894993
imagine taking a shit and this thing kicks the door open and power washes your balls off

>>5909298
>$1,000 shoes
AYY LMAO

>>5909702
Let's get em!

>>5894993
what if you leave the toiled smeared all over with shit, would this robot clean it too?

>>5902354
he's not art then

>>5902074
sounds based to me, delivery of the fittest.

>>5908449
nigger have you ever in your worthless zoomer life held a piece of fucking dry wood in a forest? 10yo me could easily break it by smashing against random shit, i could break it against a fucking 5l pet because thats enough kinetic mass.

>>5906505
i need fucking led guidance to help me find my dick before i need half a cent spent on isreal.

>>5910058
that's not the principal issue, genius. When you apply that force to a lightweight long mechanism balancing on stilts, what do you expect the outcome to be?
And in all your worldliness, you can't tell how fake those kicks at the start are? Compare to this 15 year old footage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ&t=34s

>>5910082
kinetic momentum you dumb fucking shit, thats what fucking mass does, holy oh fuck.

>>5910089
Yeah? Are you having a stroke? It's clearly present in BD demos, and clearly absent in this particular chink tech demo. These >>5888831 >>5894982 are also half-assed "stress" tests, where slants clearly attempt to oversell the impact.

>>5910092
Damn, that's actually impressive. Not any one individual thing, but the fact that it'll do such a variety of tasks. Now we just have to worry about it being kidnapped.

>>5908435
>HE SAY YOU UH BRADE RUNNAH!!
One of my thousands of movie quotes i use in daily life.

>>5909298
>all the fat out of shape faggots will never be able to peak or sprint or crouch or prone as precisely as you
Based. But i play computer games because i don't have to be physical.

>>5910297
>heh, it isn't impressive because it can wipe toilet, heh
Yeah no shit you stupid fucking faggot. Why do you have to talk like such a stupid fucking faggot. You summed up the entire point of the video as if you are preparing it to be a spoken audio dub for fucking blind people you stupid fucking retard. You're like those millions of bait click faggot youtubers that steal someone's content, then add some stupid fucking faggot voicever describing exactly what the video ALREADY EXPLAINS FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS FUCKING EYEBALLS YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT.

>>5910801
Allow me to upvote your post.
Then everyone will know you are cool.

>>5895017
is this rapture

>>5896546
nigger nobody nigs

>>5910878
>so not only was this post on point, but i feel it needs to be highlighted
>because people won't realize what i am doing without my contribution, because everyone except for me is retarded, heh
>thankfully me, the main character of the world, am here to point out the obvious for, heh, the rest of humanity, heh
>this is my drawn out (you), heh, but in a tasteful manner
>tips fedora while kowtowing in a gongfu fashion because China invented the manner of martial arts thousands of years before Japan was even a thing, heh
>but without my commentary the modern man wouldn't know that because they don't know basic bitch history like i do, heh
>i only jerk off to the darker skinned hedgehogs as to not trample on the breeding grounds of Sanic, heh, because he has accomplished so much and deserves our respect, heh

>>5911293
it's called borrowed technology and the Chinese are the test bed for everything the US wants to perform in the modern normal human being world.

>>5911315
>>5910801
so touchy

>>5910092
Knowing my luck if I bought one it would error and use the same pink scrubber for everything.