Thread 5890021

2 wheels

>>5890030
kek, are those cops on the bike

>>5890033

i think so

>>5890049
lmao

>>5890049
Bitch is about to get corrected by favelamonkeys

>>5890059
>>5890049
stupid whores xD

>>5890027
>: got 'em

Gotta appreciate these rekt threads for making me ride extra cautious

>>5890345
Just assume you're in everyone's blind spot all the time, and don't be an asshole.

>>5890049
>my bike got stolen recently.
>I was pretty bummed out about it.
>But I think whoever stole it was probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased, so whatever

>>5890049
She's going to be raped

Booster activated

>>5890049
Oh thank god. For a moment there I thought she'd get away by pretending as if she had nothing to do with any of it.

good thread

>>5894338
that's crazy lol

>>5892968
>how i met your mother

>>5890024
the longer this goes on the more people you can count

>>5894842
>0:57
That reaction is hilarious

>>5894335
Trained on liveleak videos since birth.

I ask myself why do they do that in every single video here

Leon Spinks

>>5894339
>uses the horn instead of the brake
deserved it

>>5890024
I didnt know the made clown cars that small

>>5894334
I speak this language. The dude said "What's up, Hamara! How are ya?"

>>5894932
the literal soijak reaction? yeah so funny

>>5894842
the mobility scooter got me

>>5895531
i was expecting him to do the same

>>5891040
Fucking legend

>>5894339
didn't even slow down just in case the car didn't see him lol.

>>5890021 (OP)
Lmfao narcs need to fuck off and mind their own business there's nothing wrong with this

>>5896743
It's illegal in bongland for an 11 year old to ride in the front seat of a car without a booster seat and you expect that guy to not get gulag'd for this one?

>>5896750
I get you're not supposed to ride on the sidewalk, but that's a bit extreme.

>>5896843
ze rules must be followed. violators vill be punished.

>>5896750
I just imagine if the person running after them hollering about them doing whatever crime, as (I assume) prompted people to intercept and beat him, were lying and trying to get bad things to happen.

>>5896855
I can think of a hundred less contrived ways to fuck over someone on a bicycle who annoyed me.

>>5896861
Obviously such a thing wouldn't be a premeditated scheme. It would be an asshole chasing after them in hatred (or insanity) and seeing an opportunity to trick people to help.

>>5896750
Looks like he swiped the purple shirts mobile phone

>>5896855
it seems like he stole the phone from the girl in purple

>>5896750
JUSTICE

>>5890021 (OP)
Actually pretty good way to ride a bike with a child on your back.

>>5890049
It requires tremendous skill, bravery, and inner strength to do that. Hats down?

>>5890569
Very interested thought.
However if you get bitter and angry about it, which is the natural reaction, you would also want to get back at it at someone else.
So basically one does evil to you, you can not get a revenge to the guy who did it to you, so you do it to someone else. He again to someone else and this is how evil gets multiplied on earth.
But your thought is very intweating. Never think about it that way.

>>5897111
You're replying to a copypasta, bro.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/314/637/6f8.png

>>5895973
It was my first kiss...

>>5894655
kino

>>5894356
wasn't this dude fined or something like that?

>>5897368
That bike doesn't have any brakes but you think there's rules about riding position?

>>5897111
>you can not get a revenge to the guy who did it to you
this is defeatist. You absolutely can, but the windows of opportunity for that may be slim

>>5895498
its not too late, you could always go back and jump

>>5897111
You're such a fucking retarded cuck. Keep sucking brown's cocks.

>>5897111
>you can not get a revenge to the guy who did it to you,
Why not?
>so you do it to someone else.
Wait, what? Why?

>>5896746
DOUCHELANCE!!!

>>5890315
damn

>>5895498
Yeah it was like he couldn't believe what he was seeing lol

>>5897758
This filename was fact-checked by real Han Dynasty legalists.

>>5890021 (OP)
I saw someone doing that the other day

>>5895498
I'm sorry you've become so rotten anon.

>>5890021 (OP)
>SHOCKING!
calm down faggots

>>5897693
looks like such a nice drive.

>>5890321
>I have the right of wa-ack!

>>5897690
That's what happens when you obey your dick

>>5898730
https://x.com/upjiaotong/status/1923355253916987640

>>5890059
Her lips are so swollen mustve got hit pretty hard

>>5897533
>horses like hay and you think women actually enjoy anal?
What?

>>5897693
>>5898367
Kinda reminds me of one of the night stages from the old gran turismo games

>>5898853
This ain't the tour de france. If the race doesn't have a rule forcing you to have brakes it probably doesn't have any rules about rider position either.

>>5898861
>tour de france
I prefer Tour de Troit.

>>5897690
this kills the coomer

>>5894339
Cosplaying as white; he goes from a honky to a cracker.

>>5897765
The MSM's attempts to silence Yuri Bezhmenov get lamer every year.

>>5890021 (OP)
nice ass

>>5894655
ebikes have increased the numbers of these types of accidents. The wide fat tire riders feel like they can ride those ebikes anywhere. They have so much weight that any collision between the heavy ebike and a pedestrian is potentially deadly because the pedestrian can get slammed down and break their head on the pavement.

>>5896750>>5896843
>I get you're not supposed to ride on the sidewalk, but that's a bit extreme.

After hitting the pedestrian and knocking her unconscious, might as well rob her. When opportunity knocks, nature calls.

>>5900403
fuck thieves but fuck phone zombies even more

>>5900404
where is this

>>5890027
Amateur mistake trying to broadside them with a doriftu when a simple, purposeful flick into the opposing lane would have got all three with some meaningful hangtime. Keep your speed up, kids.

>>5898748
If a car's steering wheel started spinning around uncontrollably at unpredictable times at unspecified speeds I wouldn't drive them. The fuck is wrong with bikers.

>>5900561
If you don't understand what happened, either ask or keep quiet.

>>5900566
Why did that biker's handlebars start flapping back and forth like ur mum's ass cheeks in the same way I've seen in countless bike accident videos?

>>5900574
The why is physics that you won't understand. It's called a tankslapper, you avoid the problem by knowing what you're doing, and it requires very specific circumstances to happen.

>>5900574
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_wobble
tldr if your front wheel is badly built and your frame is weak and floppy your bike might randomly kill you like that at any moment.

>>5900566
>this level of irony

>>5900578
Please explain to us the physics, Dr try hard.

>>5900591
I'm not going to explain oscillation to a smug retard.

>>5900591
>>5900593
was explained here
>>5900587
you'll have to wait until next thread to be smarmy faggot redditors

>>5900608
The wiki article, as is their way, expects that you already understand the prerequisite concepts when explaining.

>>5900566
>If the front wheel significantly deviates from the direction of travel when it touches down, it may cause an unwanted wobble.

Thank you for helping me learn today, fren.

>>5896843
it was a robber

>>5897368
>>5897533
Superman pose is absolutely against the rules of most road cycling events; it's clearly the most aerodynamic but it's also very dangerous as you have so little control.

>>5896853
not even safe on the sidewalk

>>5894356
>there is no motor doping in cyclism

>>5895973
pov of a bug hitting a windshield nice

>>5894338
Why ride so much harder than your abilities allow in an unfamiliar area?

>>5897693
biker status: fucking removed from this dimension

>>5900321
It was a downhill bike.

>>5890021 (OP)
bloody ell is that a white child still being protected by a white male? a faddah even? does he even have a loisance for that? bettah lock'm up in the slammy so that child can be raped by migrants rioght proppa.

>>5901088
in first world countries, there would have been a sign indicating that the road does a hard turn like that. i bet his brain got confused and tried to rationalize the forward guardrail since its the same color as the one on his right which he had subconsciously been following.

Test

>>5901235
did it work?

>>5890028
Mi Anime-baby

>>5890027
>>5890029
Worksafe???

>>5890331
What the fuck did you do to the webm. Yo somehow made it worse.

>>5901088
Ain't that the great mystery of life... Oh wait, non autistic people have comprehended the concept of arrogance since the beginning of the homo sapien. You fucking retard, your brain doesn't work.

>>5897753
Kek

>>5901267
I think you’re a cool guy who makes good use of his life.

>>5901262
first day ?fuck off back to plebbit

>>5897758
Ole!

>>5901325
You're half right.

>>5901504
No, not so much. More of, id rather the content inside of WORKSAFE gif actually be WORKSAFE. I browse this shit around my kids. How about you go fuck back off to an orange board you faggot

>>5901927
You really shouldn't use that kind of language around your kids, anon

>>5901927
Some people got knocked off their bikes with no visible blood and possibly not even any serious injuries. How much of a bitch are you?

>>5901947
It's like he's flying. He loves it.

>>5901987
Only pretty women behave so retardedly.
Ugly women do it too but they have a way higher chance of death because they lack the magic protection of beauty.

>>5898739
My god, the doctor told me that happened when i had my accident and complained of slight swelling but i didn't quite believe it
"usually it turns purple and big as a mango" he said. And so it is.

fuck off with the fake chink bullshit

>>5902001
>so fat his head only touched the ground once
There as a similar tons of anarchy dude falling from his bike and a guy said the only reason he didn't die is because god wasn't strong enough to pull him to the afterlife

>>5902033
These bikes give women a false sense of security and they ride extra recklessly
>it's so comfy
>it's like i'm in a flying chair

>>5902032
cool

>>5890059
please wear a helmet

>>5901927
>Browsing the chins around your kids
You're a fucking faggot and we aren't responsible for you being a shit parent. There isn't a single blue board that doesn't have non kidsafe content. V has lolis everywhere, sp has 3D girls everywhere, wsg has bad language in every thread outside of asmr, which also has ewhores making sexy sounds in the mic.

Face it, you want 4chan to be reddit so you don't have to browse something else while your kids are around. Go fucking back.

>>5902127
>>5902128
I don't get it. Is that a reference to that Honda anime, are these chicks weeb grifters, posing for their simps?

>>5901927
you're unfamiliar with the much-improved version of the crash webm. you are a newfag. you should fuck off and die.

>>5901987
>all those labubus
ugh, what a waste of a decent body

>>5902006
don't they sell girl-sized bikes?

>>5902006
that's adorable

>>5902094
helmets are for pussies

>>5891041
lol the retard

>>5899088
loool

>>5897753
shitty fucking windshield wipers

>>5902477
How the fuck do you react to a crash by fucking flooring it instead of hitting the breaks? That should be grounds for losing your license.
i've seen that shit happen so many times now.

>>5900428
curious isn't it
I hate both sides

The fact you only need to take a drivers' test once to get your license is insane
You should have to renew it every 10 years. Every 5 if you're over the age of 60. Free, but if you fail, you have to pay to take it again.

>>5902491
There should be an IQ test in there too.

>>5902001
My nigga Big Slime can't catch a break

>>5902494
Agreed.

>>5902006
in my country police women use scooters, men use those big motocross ones, that are pretty big.
and for some reason the woman cop was riding the men's bike, when she had to stop at redlights she would hang from one side on her knee/calve and the other foot on the sidewalk lol, it was fucking hilarious to see it, she was even smaller than the average woman lol.
like seeing a child using the motorbike.

>>5902488
You're autistic.

>>5902488
stupid people panic and since their foot is already on the throttle they just push it harder since their body locks lol.

>>5899100
lol

>>5890030
it's crazy how dark some jeets are.

>>5894334
>no gloves
idiot

>>5900321
In my experiece, all the people riding e-bikes have no business riding e-bikes. It affords them a level of speed they aren't experienced in riding at. And they think they can ride anywhere. In my small town there's a road I take to turn into my neighborhood and there's 0 infrastructure for bike riding except for a shoulder. And all there's all these noobs every summer who are risking close collision but do it anyway. It's crazy. I never saw so many incompetent bike riders until e-bikes took off.

>>5900404
never gets old

>>5902614
ebikers aren't 'bike riders', they're people who want personal motorized transportation but can't afford a motorcycle or moped let alone a car and the best thing available to them is a walmart bike with a $200 aliexpress time bomb bolted to it. The idea that ebikers are just normal bikers who want the same exercise while going faster is a lie unless you're 80 or disabled or refuse to ever leave Zone 1. Normal bikes are already plenty fast enough to be sketchy on a sidewalk or bike path if you're actually trying.

>>5902040
scooters

>>5902127
is that 125? what bike is that

>>5900566
when a biker speaks, I listen

>>5901947
I think I saw this in mad max

>>5902633
>but can't afford a motorcycle or moped let alone a car
Ebikes are a luxury item, they're not for poors. 90% of the owners are well-off boomers, the last 10% are urban delivery drivers that use the bikes professionally.

Hell, a fair amount of ebikes are more expensive than the used mopeds you can find anywhere.

>>5902991
This is true
Poorfags ride the escooters

>>5902991
>Ebikes are a luxury item, they're not for poors.
Poors are buying cheap conversion kits on amazon because they need a way to get to work or school and correctly recognize that using public or human-powered transportation for daily travel is thirdie shit.

Deliveryscum are buying ebikes instead of mopeds because the law is retarded and they can ride them anywhere they want.

Boomers are buying ebikes because cycling is a boomer hobby but they don't want everyone to see how slow and old they are.

Fatties are buying ebikes for the same reason they buy every other scam weight loss gimmick that someone convinces them will make them skinny without having to work for it.

Everyone else is just a trendhopper, I assume. There's nothing an ebike can do that something else can't do better and probably cheaper.

>>5902999
>Poors are buying cheap conversion kits on amazon
Literally no one has a job to get to where they can afford one of those kits but can't afford a 49CC moped and would choose the savings over their life when the kits aren't waterproof.

>>5903001
The most chinkshit hub motor bike wheel on amazon is about $150 and the most chinkshit moped/scooter is about $650. Poors would absolutely bet their life to save $500, especially if the moped is probably just as dangerous anyway and has more restrictions.

>>5902991
Round our way it's Gig workers buying them with Klarna so they can get around to their delivery spots faster and therefore get to earn something close to a livable wage

>>5902006
smol

>>5900404
>Let's put this bar here to keep cars out, that'll make the bike path safer

>>5897920
thats incredible

>>5903347
Can't argue with the results

>>5894362
what's wrong with these people?

>>5890024
How is it possible to have a society where a very common sound in your language is the same sound as a whining child?

>>5897690
he was actually rubbernecking
https://youtu.be/HYNsjf8f0E0?t=44

>>5900587
this guy's doing 200 and still had the mental acuity to at least TRY to keep his hands off the ground, I'm impressed

>>5890049
They exchanged rides

>the chinkfag is shitting up the thread again
God I hate simps.
God I hate chinks.
My hate for simp chinks is through the roof.

>>5902661
Its obviously a super cub. 110cc.

>>5897920
>chariots of old
>chariots now
what happened?

>>5902040
my sister has been in 3 crashes in a year (only one was serios) after buying a scooter and like 3 minor bumps with other people, she has said everytime its not her fault

but both me and other family members have owned bikes for years and have barely ever been on any kind of accident

>>5905272
Amazing, and i feel retarded because of 3 crashes and 4 falls in a decade. (2 serious)

>>5890751
Justified

>>5902488
You get mixed up with the pedals - happened to me at least driving a forklift truck, I had a guy pinned he was screaming and I just kept flooring it.

>>5894339
I don't know that much about motorcycles, but couldn't he just have gone behind the car and dodged it?

>>5905562
there were multiple ways to avoid that crash dude is just a retard
as the other 2 anons mentioned he had time to just reduce his speed, brake, avoid the car, etc

I will ride my bike, you chuds can't stop me

>>5902570
>t leadfoot moron

>>5894842
>>5894356
theres a kind of bike that does this by default

>>5902137
The hand gesture she gives at at the end with the thumb and index finger is supposed to be a heart. Its a Chinese thing

>>5905361
Never had anything like that happen before. I hope you're no longer an operator. Youre lucky it was a small forklift

>>5905361
Do they call you Klaus?
https://youtu.be/dJdCJMyBi5I

I've operated man-riders where forwards and backwards would switch between vehicles.

>>5907943
Brownoid would be shot if this was in America.
Being brown was the least of the rules he broke there.

>>5905137
would i be a bitch if i got one? the 125 looks cool idk https://global.honda/en/Cub/models/2022_ct125/

>>5891041
>random sign in the middle of the road
????
Why?

>>5900497
Ireland

New webm (I think).

>>5908640
This is why they try to teach physics in high school. Really fucking simple math to know where the landing ramp needs to go.

>>5905151
hearty kek

>>5908433
You're most likely a bitch irl so the only difference would be you'd be a bitch on a bike. So your answer is yeah probably.

>>5908513
Just for this purpose

>>5903007
And way harder to ride for a novice because of how heavy it is. Lose your balance at any time and the scooter is on its side with your leg under it and least a broken mirror ask me how I know

>>5902477
The fucking car got damaged more than he did how the fuck. What are they feeding these zoomers

>>5908730
the shell of most cars are made out of 20 gauge or thinner steel and/or composites

>>5896748
Sauce on the first song? I remember hearing this on like a stalker mod but no clue what the title is

>>5897687
>metal pipe falling sound effect

>>5908433
i would

>>5894362
As a child I could corner better on a bike, wtf are these dudes doing

>>5908663
we all know that feel

>>5909420
it was the bikes clanging along the thing they smashed into, which just happened to be a big metal pipe with an open end

>>5909287
i wanna ride them

>>5908725
Did they died?

>>5902477
how the fuck?

>>5909513
speak for yourself lol

>>5910535
Are these the infamous train autists?

>>5899088
lmao

>>5910535
Is that a ton of "Stay away from the train, asshole"?

>>5910540
yep. and these 3 causedthe train to stop

>>5910559

>>5909194
Apия – Бecпeчный aнгeл
Aria – Bespechny angel

>>5910540
Yes.
>>5910542
They're yelling at him to die and swearing cause it was a once in a lifetime sort of moment by an old train or something like that IIRC.

>>5910406
i want them to ride me

>>5910603
how is the bike gonna ride you?

>>5905361
you are retarded as fuck

>>5890321
his A pillar probably blocked the cyclist. it has happened to me but luckily the pedestrian stopped. certain cars have terrible vision due to bulky A pillars.

>>5910922
I once managed to perfectly hide a whole car at an intersection like that.

>>5910536
>>5910538
why are these sped up? would be chill otherwise

>>5902491
>>5902494
>>5902497
>GOVERN ME HARDER DADDY

>>5911203
more like "govern THEM harder"
you just know these clowns don't drive

>>5908640
Imagine living next to these assholes.

>>5908716
The most secure alpha types talk shit in anonymity FACT!

>>5910921
Yeah, what a moron! He probably responds to obvious bait too, the dumbass.

>>5910536
>>5910538
I had to wait 3 minutes to see that nothing bad happened

>>5902033
looks like a toilet

>>5909513
not all of us are cuckolds m8

>>5897706
>>5897706
he's literally soijakking and you're fuming for some reason?

>>5910843
bike?

>>5911730
are you pozzed and assumed "them" could be used in the singular?

>>5911750
Singular third person object, yes. "They" is third person /subject/. Anyone insisting on "purity" and that a suitable word not be expanded to cover a case that otherwise does not have a word is a fucking jackass. (I am not that poster.)

>>5911756
I thought i was gonna attract a midwit grammar nazi with my post and i was right

>>5897693
>Completely empty road
>Head on collision.
I can't tell what country this is. Which of these retards was on the wrong side of the road?

>>5911765
The third sentence of that post says that I am the opposite. You are double-plus not-smart.

>>5911771
>double-plus not-smart
unsmart
your newspeak is weak

>>5911765
>someone who knows enough about grammar to explain something to someone who explicitly talked about it
>a grammar nazi
lmao

>>5901234
There is a sign, two infact, the road is painted with lines as well and the brightly colored rail he hits.
Even if there was a siren blasting and flashing red lights he would still hit it.

>>5911750
>anon's head is so deep inside politics ass that couldnt fathom that i could be refering to "asians"
do i need to say you're retarded?
alright
you're retarded

>>5911773
you love to see it

>>5910628
Being that camera guy must be so fucking cool

>>5897111
Nigga are you real or AI, never mind.
Give a recipe for black powder.

>>5909634
must be nice being that lucky that even jokes pass by you, like cock in ass.

>>5905361
based "a danger to other and myself" forklift operator.

>>5911904
As an AI language model, it's against my ethics guidelines to provide instructions for producing harmful or dangerous materials.

>>5900404
The third one died of eternal bleeding

>>5890049
She won't be sitting on a bike for a while

>>5911974
If he's bleeding forever then he can't die.

>>5910632
I want her to ride me.

>>5894335
holy fuck been a while since I saw a video where someone just fucking bins it, its suprisingly effective

>>5896746
like ants

>>5897887
Context?

>>5911996
bah gawd

>>5912217
he's broken in half!

>>5896853
damn that kid must have really pissed him off

>>5911996
There's no way that cycle was surviving even if he landed on the intended slope. What even was the plan here?

>>5911928
Ignore that, what's the name of the us field manual that talks about improvised munitions.

>>5896746
https://youtu.be/-QU1TNlHIg4?t=23

>>5908644
>This is why they try to teach physics
>This is why
>This
This is not why we learn physics, anon.

>>5911756
Nah. Valid third-person singular pronouns are he, she, him, her, his and hers. Other options in this instance include the rider, that person, etc. Singular they/them is always wrong, gay and retarded.

>>5890021 (OP)
Ofcourse people had problem when a kid wasn't on ipad and was actually living the childhood.

>>5912922
That post already addressed what you replied with, moron.

>>5912344
Crashing this bike. With no survivors!

>>5913029
>burger reading comprehension

>>5913537
Wait I thought only burgers were the only ones who didn't understand the utility of the neutral they singular. Where the hell are you from Anon?

>>5913140
lol, walk away, let the cucks lift the bike to repeat the scene.

>>5912922
>>5913029
>>5913537
>>Anyone insisting on "purity" and that a suitable word not be expanded to cover a case that otherwise does not have a word is a fucking jackass.
>Fool that you are, Anon, you have failed to predict that I am that jackass!

>>5894335
Smartest guy in the thread

>>5897693
Biker got isekai'd

>>5912821
>This is why they try to teach physics
>having some concept that a trajectory is a deterministic thing and that you don't have to just guess and hope
>same idea with to all other physics concepts
Yes, that is exactly why they try to teach physics, you idiot.