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Anonymous No.5891466 >>5891493 >>5891678 >>5892244 >>5892292 >>5892481 >>5893420 >>5897309 >>5907740 >>5912374 >>5913757 >>5918258 >>5922285
ITT: Martial Arts
Anonymous No.5891493 >>5904997
>>5891466 (OP)
>gets shot by a fattie
Anonymous No.5891495 >>5892299 >>5919625 >>5925332
Anonymous No.5891498 >>5891746 >>5893130 >>5894795 >>5918213 >>5920860
Anonymous No.5891503 >>5891506 >>5891654 >>5891681 >>5894841 >>5895022 >>5895036 >>5902319
Anonymous No.5891504 >>5891665 >>5903993
Anonymous No.5891506
>>5891503
this is how women made babies for thousands of years before feminism told them that it's the men who do the rape.
Anonymous No.5891640 >>5891678 >>5893217
Here's one I emailed to myself in 2008
Anonymous No.5891654
>>5891503
Tfw no dominant chubby chick that'll smother me with her booba while she forcefully takes my seed.
GIWTWM.
Anonymous No.5891665
>>5891504
old but gold
Anonymous No.5891678 >>5893208 >>5893435 >>5902541 >>5911503 >>5922294
>>5891466 (OP)
>>5891640
nunchucks are so nostalgic, I feel like they were everywhere in the 2000s, but I never hear about them anymore. Mall ninja shit in general seem to have lost relevance.
Anonymous No.5891681
>>5891503
lucky coomer
Anonymous No.5891746
>>5891498
Go pamperchu!
Anonymous No.5892240 >>5892295 >>5893215 >>5893668 >>5893818 >>5894437 >>5899852 >>5901076 >>5907438 >>5917724 >>5920808
Anonymous No.5892244 >>5893150 >>5893911 >>5908349 >>5912936 >>5914409 >>5915141 >>5915237 >>5917144 >>5925967
>>5891466 (OP)
Anonymous No.5892273 >>5895628 >>5902548 >>5909622 >>5924548
Anonymous No.5892289 >>5893431 >>5918138 >>5918616 >>5918911
Anonymous No.5892292 >>5892661 >>5893136 >>5902551 >>5908276 >>5913759 >>5914381 >>5915228 >>5916966 >>5920699 >>5927497 >>5927580
>>5891466 (OP)
>casually ends the martial arms race
Equilibrium was kino and better than john wick
Anonymous No.5892295 >>5892473 >>5893687 >>5895627
>>5892240
Hot
Anonymous No.5892296 >>5902329 >>5918224
Anonymous No.5892299
>>5891495
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.5892304 >>5900860 >>5902959
Anonymous No.5892473 >>5918382
>>5892295
Iirc that guy died.
Anonymous No.5892481 >>5892695 >>5915246
>>5891466 (OP)
Anonymous No.5892661 >>5892980 >>5918123
>>5892292
How bad is this bro's hearing?
Anonymous No.5892695
>>5892481
clearly a win for the italian
Anonymous No.5892980
>>5892661
>gayonetta with no sound
bro
Anonymous No.5893130
>>5891498
imagine getting knocked out by a guy in a minions outfit.
Anonymous No.5893136 >>5893738
>>5892292
Equilibrium dropped the ball with the emotion serum stuff but otherwise yes
Anonymous No.5893150
>>5892244
That's actually crazy wtf
Anonymous No.5893208 >>5912380
>>5891678
>nunchucks are so nostalgic, I feel like they were everywhere in the 2000s

Probably because of Michelangelo in TMNT. webm not related
Anonymous No.5893215 >>5893378 >>5893422 >>5902331
>>5892240
Anonymous No.5893217 >>5897244 >>5904927 >>5924795
>>5891640
Nunchucks are, oddly, specifically illegal/restricted in many countries.
Yes, you can buy a knife or a crossbow, but you can't buy two sticks joined by chains.
Anonymous No.5893378 >>5904129 >>5915253 >>5917217
>>5893215
Anonymous No.5893409 >>5903043 >>5910642
Anonymous No.5893420 >>5893920 >>5921952
>>5891466 (OP)
Anonymous No.5893422 >>5908743
>>5893215
based Sica
Anonymous No.5893431
>>5892289
That's the "no shadow hands" w
Wing Chun secret move, if I remember correctly Donnie Yen showed only once during a break while filming IP Man, you could barely see him hitting the bag
Anonymous No.5893435 >>5893893 >>5909976
>>5891678
>zero head movement
>jab neglected
>punches that were out of range getting parried

Actually pretty fucking shit.
Anonymous No.5893668
>>5892240
dead or alive 2 on the Sega Dreamcast if she real
Anonymous No.5893687
>>5892295
I can't even fathom being this ogre-brained, but I am envious of his punching power.
Anonymous No.5893738
>>5893136
it was a retell of fahrenheit 451, same as dances with smurfs was pocahontas
Anonymous No.5893818
>>5892240
I fapped to this.
Anonymous No.5893893 >>5893896 >>5895343 >>5904994
>>5893435
>this low budget over the top martial arts movie isn't perfectly consistent with what a real mma match looks like
also it's a MMA match so I don't get your complaint about head movement, it doesn't have peak-a-boo style movement because that's not a thing outside of boxing, but it does have instances of dodging instead of parrying so either you didn't pay attention or you don't know shit about mma, either way the movie is about sick flying kicks not the meta ufc build
Anonymous No.5893896 >>5902962
>>5893893
peek-a-boo
there I corrected myself before some schizo could call me esl
Anonymous No.5893911
>>5892244
This is ridiculous.
Anonymous No.5893920 >>5894357 >>5894395
>>5893420
I thought I had saved the webms of Batman fighting Shredder and the Ninja Turtles, but I guess not.
Anonymous No.5894357
>>5893920
Top movie
Anonymous No.5894395
>>5893920
I preferred xiaolen showdown over this show, but I remember getting some of the jackie chan talismans in my happy meal growing up and those were cool
Anonymous No.5894437
>>5892240
Source? Please??
Anonymous No.5894447
Anonymous No.5894448 >>5894453 >>5894576 >>5895228 >>5903048 >>5909979 >>5912326
Anonymous No.5894453
>>5894448
Imagine the smell
Anonymous No.5894576
>>5894448
KEK
Anonymous No.5894795 >>5917143
>>5891498
does that work? When there's no boyfriend punching you in the face, that is
Anonymous No.5894841
>>5891503
Anonymous No.5895022
>>5891503
oh no, not another takedown. anyway...
Anonymous No.5895036 >>5897227 >>5903066 >>5909853
>>5891503
Anonymous No.5895228 >>5904976 >>5915228
>>5894448
are there any traditional Indian martial arts? (Dhalsim in SFII doesn't count.)
Anonymous No.5895343
>>5893893
> but it does have instances of dodging instead of parrying so either you didn't pay attention or you don't know shit about mma

Don't know how that's relevant to what I said at all.

> it doesn't have peak-a-boo style movement because that's not a thing outside of boxing

If head movement = peekaboo to you, you're retarded.
Anonymous No.5895399
Anonymous No.5895608
Anonymous No.5895627
>>5892295
CIA up to their usual tricks
Anonymous No.5895628
>>5892273
A panda??
Anonymous No.5897212
Anonymous No.5897213 >>5902337 >>5909856
Traditional ju-jitsu
Anonymous No.5897227 >>5904035
>>5895036
If a girl beats you in wrestling you must automatically have sex with her.
Anonymous No.5897244 >>5897285
>>5893217
I heard that's because people used them to strangle motherfuckers.

Also you can put them in a normal backpack. Try hiding a crossbow in a backpack.

As far as knives ... pretty sure that you can't bring a knife anywhere where nunchucks are forbidden. It would be completely retarded if that wasn't the case.
Anonymous No.5897285 >>5897287
>>5897244
>because people used them to strangle motherfuckers.
That's odd considering you can strangle someone with your bear hands.
Anonymous No.5897287
>>5897285
>bear hands.
heh
Anonymous No.5897298
Anonymous No.5897303
Anonymous No.5897309 >>5900674 >>5907453 >>5919629
>>5891466 (OP)
Show off
Anonymous No.5897310 >>5897318 >>5897338 >>5897346
Anonymous No.5897318
>>5897310
GOD DAMN
Bop It has gotten way to fucking serious now.
Anonymous No.5897338 >>5923940 >>5924115
>>5897310
bros reaction time on the bluelights is dogshit.
Anonymous No.5897346 >>5900862 >>5903159
>>5897310
Whats that Maschine called? Where can i buy???
Anonymous No.5898148
Anonymous No.5898364 >>5900974 >>5907735
Anonymous No.5898373 >>5900974 >>5908089
Anonymous No.5898770 >>5902342 >>5910336
Anonymous No.5899852
>>5892240
Is this what sex feels like?
Anonymous No.5900626
Anonymous No.5900674 >>5924729
>>5897309
Anonymous No.5900860
>>5892304
she's such a sweetie
Anonymous No.5900862
>>5897346
>can't read
maybe don't buy it; you have bigger problems
Anonymous No.5900974 >>5903105 >>5908089
>>5898364
>>5898373
Crazy how much better filmed the fight scenes were in the first movie compared to the shaky cam bullshit in the second one.
Anonymous No.5901076 >>5902324 >>5905603 >>5909621 >>5917151
>>5892240
It is unfair that women that women can look so cool and elegant at the same time. Mens body structure and size make these kicks look a lot less elegant.
Anonymous No.5902277
Anonymous No.5902319 >>5907276
>>5891503
Hey! This isnt sfw!
Anonymous No.5902324 >>5902508
>>5901076
This isnt that much more elegant. You're just horny.
Anonymous No.5902329
>>5892296
As usual, people only come to intervene when the woman is downed. Not when she was instigating shit.
Anonymous No.5902331
>>5893215
So fucking cute
Anonymous No.5902337
>>5897213
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everybody in Uganda
Knows Kung-Fu
Anonymous No.5902342 >>5908084 >>5910336 >>5923942
>>5898770
Why would I stand up there and wait for that to happen?
Anonymous No.5902347
Anonymous No.5902353 >>5902525
Anonymous No.5902508
>>5902324
Then why are dancers usually women or skinny men? It is because that body type is more appealing for flashy moves.
Anonymous No.5902525
>>5902353
How the fuck did nobody notice
Anonymous No.5902541
>>5891678
people no longer having children, not enough sense of cominuty with browns and blacks and yellows to make it feasible responsable to do so
Anonymous No.5902548 >>5904124
>>5892273
i takes time , determination, to be responsable and careful, it makes us think we are normal too when we do the same thngs as you
Anonymous No.5902551
>>5892292
assilant in the back survives most of the encounters
Anonymous No.5902807 >>5908088
Anonymous No.5902905 >>5915466 >>5925978
Anonymous No.5902959
>>5892304
GITWM
Anonymous No.5902962 >>5903059 >>5922758
>>5893896
I love this shitty movie
Anonymous No.5903043 >>5910642
>>5893409
Anonymous No.5903048 >>5907443
>>5894448
Imagine being covered in feces and lighting yourself on fire
Anonymous No.5903059 >>5909873 >>5910330
>>5902962
>I love this shitty movie
Two words: Black Mask
Anonymous No.5903066 >>5907704
>>5895036
dude is just playing with her whyle she is fighting for her life...
Anonymous No.5903105 >>5908451 >>5909868
>>5900974
Sure, instead you have 40 jump cuts per minute.
Anonymous No.5903159
>>5897346
https://www.boxingbar.com/
Anonymous No.5903993
>>5891504
There's a stupid and fun kung fu movie about a guy with no arms and a guy with busted up legs who team up to get revenge on the guy who crippled them.
Anonymous No.5904035
>>5897227
Have to?
Anonymous No.5904124 >>5908638
>>5902548
Not sure what you're talking about but downies are always cooler than 90% of normies
Anonymous No.5904129
>>5893378
Fuck yeah
Anonymous No.5904927 >>5925985
>>5893217
This reminded me of why switchblades are banned in some parts of the States. The reasoning is absolutely retarded.
>they can be concealed
Like most other knives?
>they deploy the blade too quickly
Like other knives that flip out in .03 seconds? What exactly is the difference between a knife that deploys straight forward from inside or flips out? At the end of the day it's still a knife.
Just bizarre.
Anonymous No.5904976 >>5915228
>>5895228
Kalaripayattu
And a bunch of weapon martial arts
Anonymous No.5904994
>>5893893
>facts : checked
>freak : bodied
Anonymous No.5904997
>>5891493
You will never ever shoot anyone, fatso.
Anonymous No.5905402 >>5905438 >>5905531 >>5907573
Anonymous No.5905438
>>5905402
fafo
Anonymous No.5905441 >>5907390
Anonymous No.5905531
>>5905402
What the hell? How many times has this been screen captured?
Anonymous No.5905603
>>5901076
Because men are meant for violence and not style.
Anonymous No.5905741 >>5905874 >>5909878 >>5915228
Anonymous No.5905874
>>5905741
Looks like the Wu Tang Clan started to learn from its western sect.
Anonymous No.5907276
>>5902319
Anonymous No.5907390
>>5905441
Anonymous No.5907412 >>5907433 >>5908125 >>5908727 >>5917259
Has there EVER been an example of an eastern martial artist beating a professional fighter? Everything I can think of they were absolutely embarrassed immediately.
Anonymous No.5907433
>>5907412
The first ever "MMA" fight was between a judoka and a boxer, which the judo guy won extremely easily, causing controversy. It was in the 40's or some shit
Anonymous No.5907438
>>5892240
Couldn't help but notice there's a camera in the ceiling filming all those high kicks
Anonymous No.5907443
>>5903048
My vomit would put an end to the flame
Anonymous No.5907446 >>5908744 >>5918176 >>5918352
Anonymous No.5907453 >>5909624
>>5897309
killing people for the lulz
Anonymous No.5907455 >>5907622 >>5908073 >>5908074
Anonymous No.5907458 >>5917154 >>5918302 >>5925849
Anonymous No.5907544 >>5907569 >>5909584 >>5910321 >>5918188
Anonymous No.5907549 >>5925987
Anonymous No.5907569
>>5907544
Skillz.
Anonymous No.5907573 >>5907617
>>5905402
Always wish that faggot stepping up also got BTFO.
Anonymous No.5907617
>>5907573
Same.
Wanted him to get scooped slammed as well.
Anonymous No.5907622 >>5908073 >>5908074 >>5909986 >>5922285
>>5907455
I feel like the first dude is still going to get fucked up if she's armed with a bat
catching it seems unlikely
the other 3 would still rape her, although fighting 4 people at a time would be tough for anyone
Anonymous No.5907704
>>5903066
ok blondie
Anonymous No.5907735 >>5909864
>>5898364
Why does it take some of them nearly 2 minutes to grab a weapon and go outside?
Anonymous No.5907740
>>5891466 (OP)
Anonymous No.5908073 >>5908074 >>5908430 >>5912906 >>5922285
>>5907455
>>5907622
In the end of this video you see the perfect counter to a vertical bat swing being aplied in a real street scenario

https://youtu.be/7B6XybORb5M

How I wish I had trained for object counter, I'm solid black belt but I think I'd get easily fucked by either knives or bats, or the like. That cop rocks
Anonymous No.5908074 >>5908430 >>5910325
>>5907455
>>5907622
>>5908073
Adding just that the way she swings the bat is horizontal, not vertical like the cop in the video I linked.

In this case I would personally block it like it was a spinning back punch like in the first second of this video https://youtu.be/_wM3JWEYxo4 - in which you would just block her left hand, before the bat even gets close to you. (or approach left armpit if you are quick enough to instantly do it and throw)
Anonymous No.5908084
>>5902342
because he's an intelectual
Anonymous No.5908088
>>5902807
lol all that kung fu bullshit gesturing and he reverts almost immediately to just swinging wildly
Anonymous No.5908089
>>5900974
>>5898373
I didn't even know Raid redemption had a second movie.

The coreography still rocks, and it's still easy to follow. I have to watch this shit.
Anonymous No.5908125
>>5907412
Tons if you count eastern martial artists that are also professional fighters. Not every eastern martial art is bullshido.
Anonymous No.5908130 >>5908340 >>5908531 >>5916094
Anonymous No.5908135
Anonymous No.5908276
>>5892292
Me when I see a spider in my room
Anonymous No.5908340
>>5908130
>goes unconscious
fucking loled
Anonymous No.5908349
>>5892244
I'd love to see her fight warwick davis.
Anonymous No.5908430 >>5908625
>>5908073
>>5908074
Sure, it's not impossible, but that's why I said it's unlikely.
9/10 you're getting your skull caved in going up against somebody with a bat.
Anonymous No.5908451
>>5903105
No you don't, you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.5908531
>>5908130
>He knocked himself out
KWAB
Anonymous No.5908625 >>5908673
>>5908430
is that a threat?
Anonymous No.5908638
>>5904124
Downies are frens that deserve love and respect. The same can't be said of most normal chromosomals.
Anonymous No.5908673 >>5909916
>>5908625
it can be, but you have to let me get a practice swing in first
Anonymous No.5908727
>>5907412
define professional fighter and if we're doing a west vs east thing then western martial arts didn't even use their legs for striking
Anonymous No.5908743
>>5893422

That's Taeyeon you heathen.
Anonymous No.5908744
>>5907446

Somi can kick me whenever she wants.
Anonymous No.5909335
Anonymous No.5909372 >>5909913 >>5924769
Anonymous No.5909584
>>5907544
Why is she carrying the baby in the trunk?
Anonymous No.5909621
>>5901076
Bro doesn't know about Van Damme
Anonymous No.5909622
>>5892273
>I said, put her down!
Anonymous No.5909624
>>5907453
That won't kill a man
Anonymous No.5909853 >>5911545
>>5895036
Never socially fight/wrestle a woman, you'll be an asshole if you win and a pussy if you lose. It's an entirely no win situation.
Anonymous No.5909856
>>5897213
An authentic practitioner of monkey style, a rare sight to be sure.
Anonymous No.5909864
>>5907735
they're poorly organized panicked junkies that are waiting/hiding trying to get the drop on the guy?
Anonymous No.5909868
>>5903105
>jump cuts
Anonymous No.5909873
>>5903059
>pins him down with the rebar
holy fuck
>pulls himself out of the rebar
HOLY FUCK!
Anonymous No.5909878
>>5905741
Hesitation is defeat!
Anonymous No.5909913 >>5924769
>>5909372
>godlike skills get ignored
>guy who does the easy final touch gets all the credit
fucking this fucking piece of shit clown world.
Anonymous No.5909916 >>5910249
>>5908673
ahahah you got yourself a deal. shit I don't believe I'm actually doing this
Anonymous No.5909976
>>5893435
It's called a movie, it's supposed to be fun to watch. It's not meant to be a boring realistic MMA fight where 99% of the match is exhausted squirming on the ground
Anonymous No.5909979
>>5894448
>Quick everyone surround him while doing nothing so the fire extinguisher (which we didn't check was ready to be used) can't reach him
Anonymous No.5909986
>>5907622
Yeah even fighting 2 people at a time you're basically fucked unless you are way bigger and stronger than both of them.
Anonymous No.5910249
>>5909916
k hold still...
Anonymous No.5910321
>>5907544
marry me please
Anonymous No.5910325
>>5908074
Why block it? Let it go by in vain, bats are not well-balanced, she's not going to get it back in presence before you're on her.
Anonymous No.5910330
>>5903059
>Airdrop me at the sniper! So I can kick him!
Anonymous No.5910336
>>5898770
>>5902342
That's just a very dressed up sucker punch. Guy in the coat doesn't know he's in a fight.
Anonymous No.5910642
>>5903043
>>5893409
Anonymous No.5911503 >>5911534 >>5911551 >>5913536
>>5891678
>Mall ninja shit in general seem to have lost relevance.
People are forced to carry heavier weaponry now because thugs are more dangerous
Anonymous No.5911534
>>5911503
It'll never get old watching Grosskreutz's arm explode.
Anonymous No.5911545 >>5924786
>>5909853
It's fun when you know how to wrestle. No woman would come close to beating me. I can cruise at 30% max and make it into a playful lesson, regardless of how serious she takes it in the beginning. Once she feels how completely helpless she is the intensity changes instantly. For sure though, a reg normie going up against a girl with experience is going to regret it one-way or another
Anonymous No.5911551
>>5911503
The presence of mind that Kyle had at this moment in time is incredible. His ejection port hadn't closed from the last shot and he knew how to fix it a split second before getting his brains splattered on the street. goddamn.
Anonymous No.5911564
movie: Killer Meteors (1976)
Anonymous No.5911737 >>5911828
>kinoh in ur path
Anonymous No.5911828
>>5911737
Looks like you missed the after credits scene.
Anonymous No.5912032 >>5912066 >>5912288 >>5912358 >>5912875 >>5912929 >>5916767 >>5924237
Anonymous No.5912066
>>5912032
KEK
Anonymous No.5912288
>>5912032
I was completely hypnotized from start to end.
Anonymous No.5912326
>>5894448
Not calling this >Dhalsimusesyogafire.webm
is criminal.
Anonymous No.5912358 >>5912406
>>5912032
> all of them vs 1 pro boxer
who would win?
Anonymous No.5912374
>>5891466 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo
Anonymous No.5912380
>>5893208
Very cool but holy nitrate

>tfw we never got to see lightsaber nunchucks used by actual martial artists
Anonymous No.5912406
>>5912358
if the boxer is caught by surprise he might suffer an aneurism.
Anonymous No.5912437
Anonymous No.5912875
>>5912032
for me it's the half second pause between each clip
Anomynous No.5912906
>>5908073
Dumb ass nigga, thats a staged attack for a police training show.
If the video format didn't tell you as much you're most likely in the target audience.
Anonymous No.5912929
>>5912032
>howcanheslap.webm
Anonymous No.5912936
>>5892244
cringe
stick to your own culture (none)
Anonymous No.5913536 >>5925922
>>5911503
The fucking media tried everything in their power to ruin this kid. It's incredible how they got away with lying about so much basic shit that anyone with access to a search engine could've debunked in five seconds. To this day people still believe Kyle crossed state lines with an automatic weapon, his mother dropped him off, he fired 60 rounds, etc.
Anonymous No.5913630 >>5918309 >>5925308 >>5925313
Anonymous No.5913757 >>5914372 >>5915228
>>5891466 (OP)
this looks cool and all but what stops the nunchuck from bouncing back and hitting you about as hard as whatever you initially hit with it?
Anonymous No.5913759
>>5892292
he's going to accidentally shoot himself
Anonymous No.5914372 >>5915138
>>5913757
anon, the purpose of hitting shit with a weapon is to transmit kinetic energy to it. essentially you want the target to act like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumple_zone?useskin=vector and absorb all of the kinetic energy you so helpfully provided. ofc whether or not you succeed in doing that is a question of skill and common sense.
Anonymous No.5914381 >>5915372
>>5892292
whats the purpose of the quasimodo stance after he is done shooting? i greatly appreciate him nearly hugging the gun most of the time because the extended arms stance in any sort of cqc scene always triggered my autism, but that goblin posture almost looks like he is trying to protect the gun with his own flesh.
Anonymous No.5914409
>>5892244
Fucking kino
Anonymous No.5915138 >>5915169
>>5914372
Wouldn't it be better to use a weapon that itself doesn't act llke the worst possible crumple zone, such as a nunchuck?
Anonymous No.5915141
>>5892244
lmao what a shit kata, all she's doing is hitting their pelvis.
Anonymous No.5915169 >>5915187
>>5915138
ah yes, hard metals and hard woods - the most impact absorbant materials known to man.
Anonymous No.5915187 >>5915465
>>5915169
Ah yes lets improve the issues of this stick of wood/metal by making the middle section into a literal noodle with that will make the end of the stick flail around uncontrollably.
Anonymous No.5915228
>>5913757
Let me take a step back and give some context, since there are a few related questions and posts earlier in the thread.
>>5895228 the concept of martial arts as we understand it today, didn't exist in the ancient world. What existed were military formations and combat techniques. The place now known as India is the origin of one of humanities first high cultures, where first military strategies and techniques were devoloped. Nowadays few people still practice some of their techniques.
>>5904976 anon named them. But it is a shadow from those times, they just try to keep some of the techniques alive.
Kung fu officially devoloped from techniques brought from India and if the old hong kong movies didn't exist, you would ask the same question about chinese martial arts.

To get back to nunchakus, most nowadays known chinese martial arts developed during manchurian occupation. They banned weapon ownership for the general population, so people figured out a way to use common objects as weapons to protect themselve. A nunchaku for example was a farming tool used to separate grains from their husk.
So no wonder you think it is a shit weapon because it is a shit weapon. Some farmers just figured out how to protect themselve with their tools and nowadays some people are exagerating the techniques to get some likes on social media.

>>5892292
>>5905741
gun kata like in these webms would be closer to a modern version of kung fu (assuming you have access to guns). As it is about using available tools to effectively protect yourself.
Anonymous No.5915237
>>5892244
She's not bad, but not the best in those kinds of form tourneys. I appreciate she didn't do absolutely retarded stuff like throw the sword around in "cool" flips and shit because that just becomes more show. They do that a LOT with bo staves. My ex was a karate champ with Kamas, so I went to a bunch of these tournaments, even wkc in ireland once. The shaolin forms are impressive, and I like watching them use that blade on a long rope weapon.

Overall though, 90% of these karate tournaments are impractical bullshit. Just ego boosters for parents who send their children to belt factories/mcdojos where they hand you the black belt for participating and giving enough money. Kenpo/kata is usually taught and practiced by fat guys over 40, and kids usually grow out of these things during highschool/college. The top performers with forms are usually short, like olympic gymnasts.

You learn a lot about this industry, and realize a lot of it is just Hollywood tier moneymaking bullshit. It costs hundreds and thousands of dollars to invest in. If I wanted my kid to learn something practical, I'd go to a hole in the wall place with a boxing/muy thai/bjj trainer, and be efficient with a weapon like a gun kek.
Anonymous No.5915246
>>5892481
One of my favorite webms these days
Anonymous No.5915253
>>5893378
This man was a fucking beast and he rocked that mustache
Anonymous No.5915372
>>5914381
Probably the point would be to keep the weapon away from anyone who might've survived, yes.
Anonymous No.5915465 >>5915521
>>5915187
anon you really shouldve paid attention in physics class. the fucking chain is a shock absorbent that also allows for energy application via centrifugal force.
Anonymous No.5915466 >>5916969
>>5902905
Turned a fruit into a vegetable.
Anonymous No.5915510
Anonymous No.5915521 >>5915603
>>5915465
The weapon absorbing energy is literally the opposite of what you're aiming to do with a blunt weapon. The entire point is that you transfer the energy into the thing you're hitting to do damage. The chain negates you ability to do that by just allowing the rod at the other end to bounce off in any direction as soon as it hits literally anything. Also any stick that's as long as the nunchucks will create as much centrifugal force as it. The chain doesn't do anything other than make it worse.
Anonymous No.5915584 >>5915660
Anonymous No.5915587
Anonymous No.5915603 >>5915609
>>5915521
you are really Really stupid anon. go pester chatgpt.
Anonymous No.5915609
>>5915603
Nunchucks aren't real weapons. They're not designed to be real weapons, they're designed to look cool while you spin them around and do tricks. That's all they're used for and its all they're good for.
Anonymous No.5915660 >>5917126
>>5915584
Amalianko or however you spell it could have become a legend if he had stawed sober for 5 fucking minutes at least once in his life.
Anonymous No.5916094 >>5916411
>>5908130
>Judo in the streets
Anonymous No.5916411
>>5916094
>Sleepy in the sheets
Anonymous No.5916705
Anonymous No.5916753 >>5916980
Anonymous No.5916767
>>5912032
so there is basically no defense against someone that can slap through paper... right?
Anonymous No.5916966
>>5892292
I thought for i was going to see him shoot himself
Anonymous No.5916969
>>5915466
It was a great night.
It was a homocaust.
Bonafide out of sight 50 lives lost
Anonymous No.5916980
>>5916753
>Literally KOs him with a flashy kick
Based.
Anonymous No.5917126
>>5915660
True, but his brother made it.
Anonymous No.5917143
>>5894795
it's called rizz
Anonymous No.5917144
>>5892244
the weapon that took down epstein island
Anonymous No.5917151
>>5901076
She looks like a spazz, anon. You just like pussy.
Anonymous No.5917154
>>5907458
wonder if the audience knew how close to death they were
Anonymous No.5917217
>>5893378
Now show the one where Stan breaks his leg.
Anonymous No.5917259
>>5907412
Muay Thai, Jujitsu, Judo, and Tae Kwon Do are all part of any serious mixed martial artist's arsenal.
Anonymous No.5917724
>>5892240
like the street fighter barrel minigame
Anonymous No.5918123
>>5892661
BayoNigga
Anonymous No.5918138 >>5918616
>>5892289
>NANOMACHINES, SON!
Anonymous No.5918176 >>5918778 >>5927533
>>5907446
I swear I had the "spin to win" taek-won-do webm somewhere...
Anonymous No.5918188
>>5907544
Pole dance-fu
Anonymous No.5918213
>>5891498
>holds door open creating barrier between challenger and his girl
>processes Romeo's spiel
>one last sippy
>calmly puts down drink
>wordlessly neutralizes the threat
lmao, absolutely based minion chad
Anonymous No.5918224 >>5918235
>>5892296
kek, i've seen this a bunch of times but anybody have backstory? the funniest part is she was trying to knock the food out of his hand, and he accomplishes her goal in a roundabout way. but he's so fucking nonchalant after the fact, makes it seem like he's just going back to his table. almost seems like they knew each other.
Anonymous No.5918235
>>5918224
>he accomplishes her goal in a roundabout way
It's deeper than you describe. Her goal was to offend him and she chose tossing his food as a means. Except he gave almost no shit about it, hence making no effort to defend it against her inexplicable failure to hit it and ultimately slapping her with it. Instead her efforts caused his beer to spill, unintended and almost certainly unknown to her, which he actually did care about.
Anonymous No.5918258
>>5891466 (OP)
Anonymous No.5918299 >>5918356
Anonymous No.5918302
>>5907458
the only man powerful enough to challenge Seagal
Anonymous No.5918309
>>5913630
irl Pig God
Anonymous No.5918352
>>5907446
Man... her hair opening up after that cute little spin at the end...
So cute...
Anonymous No.5918356 >>5920538
>>5918299
>AI sloppa
Anonymous No.5918382
>>5892473
He didn't die.
was in hospital with a fracture to the base of the skull, another guy had a brain bleed.

the dude doing the punching was a 35yo ex-cop in Dankov
Anonymous No.5918604 >>5918615 >>5918783
Anonymous No.5918615
>>5918604
I wasn't able to find most of his earlier movies. I might actually need to find my way up the ladder into a proper film-focused private tracker rather than the general purpose one I'm in.
Anonymous No.5918616
>>5892289
>>5918138
>Don't fuck with this Santa Claus!
Anonymous No.5918778
>>5918176
red is a faggot
Anonymous No.5918783 >>5924181
>>5918604
yo this is a good fight. What Jackie film is this?

also didn't the last stunt guy right at the end actually injured himself in the neck with that? seems like he did some serious contortion there...
Anonymous No.5918890 >>5918894 >>5920117
Anonymous No.5918894 >>5919615 >>5920117
>>5918890
Anonymous No.5918911
>>5892289
mudamudamudamudamudamudamuda!
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Anonymous No.5919615
>>5918894
I don't understand what's going on, but I approuve
Anonymous No.5919625
>>5891495
I want her to beat me
Anonymous No.5919629
>>5897309
>punching a man who's already floored
that's the gayest thing every
Anonymous No.5920117 >>5920522 >>5920661
>>5918890
>>5918894
Is any other martial arts movie star so well known for kicking women's asses?
Anonymous No.5920522
>>5920117
kill bill maybe
Anonymous No.5920538
>>5918356
Anonymous No.5920661
>>5920117
>In 1996, Sasha Mitchell was convicted of misdemeanor battery, spousal abuse and child endangerment stemming from an altercation with his wife. He was given three years' probation and ordered to perform community service and attend counseling classes for spousal abusers.
Does that count?
Anonymous No.5920699
>>5892292
>Equilibrium
Extremely campy. So, so bad.
Anonymous No.5920711
any marital arts webms?
Anonymous No.5920808
>>5892240
Lili from tekken if she chinese
Anonymous No.5920860
>>5891498
>blugh!
kek
Anonymous No.5921952
>>5893420
Your move, sewer shit.
Anonymous No.5921954 >>5923933
Anonymous No.5922285 >>5922364
>>5891466 (OP)
>>5907622
>>5908073
yo serious question. I'm very good at creating distance and closing in (similar to muay thai work with those basic kicks) and I do very well in general in combat, but I literally have no idea how I would be able to counter a nunchuck like in the op.

Even if I use quick leg kicks to the legs "on the right moments" I think it's most likely that my leg will never be the same after trying.

Even if the guy is swinging his shit up, he can instantly swing it to knee level at full force and speed, and I can't figure out a way to counter a nunchuck oponent no matter how long I analyse these videos.

>inb4 retarded wannabe you have no chance either way beta faggot

any tips, besides avoiding nunchucky opponents?
Anonymous No.5922294
>>5891678
2000s? They're an 80s thing. Maybe early 90s.
Anonymous No.5922364 >>5922989
>>5922285
Just fucking tackle them.
Anonymous No.5922758
>>5902962
Same, i watched it yesterday for the 10,273 time. I don't know what it is but its amazing.
Anonymous No.5922989 >>5923190
>>5922364
>can't lowkick
>go head first
thanks man
Anonymous No.5923025
Anonymous No.5923190 >>5923200
>>5922989
Protect your head with your arms and shoulder into them. They won't expect it and won't quickly enough correct into the right angle. You said you didn't want an answer of "just run away" so the best thing you can do is minimize the damage from one hit you must take to get inside of their attacks and disarm the weapon.
Anonymous No.5923200
>>5923190
if you have a pistol why not use it?
Anonymous No.5923856 >>5924671
Anonymous No.5923932 >>5924785
>He enters the stage
Anonymous No.5923933 >>5924030
>>5921954
I really do miss the days before shaky cam.
Anonymous No.5923940
>>5897338
"Bro" is a child lol
Anonymous No.5923942
>>5902342
Black trenchcoat thought his mysterious aura could block a punch
Anonymous No.5924030
>>5923933
Checked.
This is why I loved the original Star Wars so much, having been filmed on cameras from the 50s that were used to film westerns. It stays STILL, not making the image appear as if its being held by an epileptic having a seizure while drawing a trolley-car map of San Francisco while riding a roller coaster.
Anonymous No.5924115 >>5924129
>>5897338
If you're going to make that claim, at least post you doing better.
Anonymous No.5924129 >>5924543
>>5924115
no
Anonymous No.5924181 >>5924188
>>5918783
I think it's Wheels on Meals
Anonymous No.5924188
>>5924181
Hmm. I don't remember that scene being in Wheels on Meals.
Anonymous No.5924237
>>5912032
slap, slappity, smack.
>what's your stoyle?
Anonymous No.5924543
>>5924129
Anonymous No.5924548
>>5892273
Fellow chucker eh?
Anonymous No.5924671
>>5923856
Anonymous No.5924729
>>5900674
>when yids see a city skyline without it missing a couple towers
Anonymous No.5924769
>>5909372
>>5909913
>ngubu ball
no one cares
Anonymous No.5924785
>>5923932
jesus christ that is some aikido level bullshit
Anonymous No.5924786 >>5925308
>>5911545
My mother weighs over 400lbs. I'd love to see you show off your wrestling moves with her faggot
Anonymous No.5924795
>>5893217
Same reason why billyclubs are restrictedI suppose. Concealable, inertia weapons.
Anonymous No.5925087
Anonymous No.5925088
Anonymous No.5925308
>>5924786

>>5913630
Anonymous No.5925313
>>5913630
does he fart after each attacks??
Anonymous No.5925332
>>5891495
This is infuriating, I would beat the shit out of that woman for beating a woman who isn't trying to fight. Low iq bitch hitting someone because she can't control her emotions, fucking waste of sapce
Anonymous No.5925793
Anonymous No.5925849
>>5907458
he is the Bill Cosby of the martial arts world
Anonymous No.5925922
>>5913536
it was a kid out of place facing off a mob he wasn't in, holding a semi auto rifle they wanted off him before he shot and killed someone. because kid.
now his case paves the way for anyone to shout 'they're coming right for us' and start blasting.

like say, your family
Anonymous No.5925967
>>5892244
This is why 4Chan.
Anonymous No.5925978
>>5902905
A really cool meme would be to recreate Double Dragon arcade game but with the rainbows and Antifa and black senators and spics waving the spicoid mexico flag as the enemies, and the hero is the maga dude or an ICE pro

And they just keep coming, one after the other, you know, a fuckin stud dyke, you know, a fkn fat mongoloid with green and white and red stripes, a cholo, a tranny in a skirt but with high cheekbones and botox lips, you know, you just keep pulling move after move and they just keep coming

Double Dragon MAGICE edition
Anonymous No.5925985
>>5904927

Because usheathing from a stationary position requires a sheath or else you risk slicing or stabbing yourself.

Additionally, disguising switchblades as other benign objects was rampant in robberies and murders in New York and Los Angeles in the 70s, 80s, 90s

Dying or being permanently disfigured from a knife wound is astronomically worse than death or disfigurement by a gun wound.

Nah, just playing, they're bout the same
Anonymous No.5925987
>>5907549
Ah, the single-roll, double-flap move, I'd only ever heard of this.
Anonymous No.5927497
>>5892292
Anonymous No.5927533 >>5927582
>>5918176
lol why is point fighting so fucking gay? no wonder nobody takes karate and tkd seriously
Anonymous No.5927580
>>5892292
The first John Wick was good for specific cinematographic reasons. Other than that it was mostly shit. But they got rid of a lot of that one positive in the sequels when they realised audiences didn't care about it. So now they're nothing but shit.
Anonymous No.5927582
>>5927533
If you only knew how bad things really are. I tried karate for myself just to make up my own mind. The critics weren't exactly wrong.