Thread 5902215

>tfw no gf
>tfw working to get a gf
>tfw we´re all gonna get a gf

Post your dream gf.

previous >>5848820

>>5902254
This bitch is nasty.

>>5902215 (OP)
>Post your dream gf.
Babs

>>5902295
just one video of this prostitute would have been sufficient

inb4 the inevitable bug takeover

/r/ing the two videos of a (korean?) girl cooking food, wearing evening dresses, with music, doing silly faces and shouting.

Anyone have this vid in higher def?

anyone know what vid this one is from?

>>5902215 (OP)
Is tht hunter schafer

>>5902631
nvm it's from the perfect match
xumiiz

why is it all mostly one girl just showing body, that's not cute

>>5902215 (OP)
>Post your dream gf.

>>5902215 (OP)
That's just an incredibly beautiful face, not cute.

THESE are cute:
>>5902305
>>5902935
>>5902395

These are artificially (but still super) cute:
>>5902659
>>5902623
>>5902631


Being hot or beautiful - not to say slutty - doesn't enter the category. Love this thread though

she's so cute

>>5903150
Red dress has the crazy. Scrub her up and send her to my room.

>>5903150
That is oddly funny. Did they mean to do it that way?

>>5902928
https://rumble.com/v3adj5o

>>5903148
I'm quite glad to gave dug a bit and found her to be slutty, stupid and so on. If I hadn’t, her apparent adorableness in this clip in isolation would gave haunted me.

>>5903233
I had originally written

"wow maximum QT."

but now looking at her teeth, what the fuck is that? Are those the transparent braces or something?

But besides the small teeth and with the transparent stuff, this Girl is beyond perfect. I don't remember the last time I've seen someone like this.

>>5903209
you can tell when she says "sign" at 6 seconds that she isn't as pure as it seems on the rest of the video. That micro facial expression gave her away. But yea I totally get what you mean

>>5903160
And yea I had to see it a second time with that question in mind to fully understand it, and luckily it's a yes!!! Surprisingly they are doing it consciously, which is fucking amazing for women (no condescension intended).

Funny is the best type of QT.

BTW anyone got that one where the GF hits the pans to her boyfriend sitting on the bed or something, to some specific rhythym

>>5903266
>the honest smile on the one on the left
way hotter than actually hot girls

not cute at all but has a beautiful face.

>>5903559
hawt

>>5902215 (OP)
>women will compare themselves to this thread, get depressed, then sleep with chad because he treated them qt for a night, then miserably settle for some boring betabux
Shits so fucking over.

>>5902217
Soul crushing

>>5903497
enjoy the inevitable melanomas
t. frecklyboi

>>5902387
I can't upload them but these are the sources.
https://www.tiktok.com/@dou57dou/video/7410366113722273029
https://www.tiktok.com/@dou57dou/video/7411089628217756934
>korean
close enough

>>5903472
i will never have this

>>5904504
>practice semen retention
>learn partner dancing
you will be drowning in so much pussy you will start feel empathetic for all the women you reject. For. Real.

>>5904564
>practice semen retention
>likes having cum inside them

gay ass cope for never having touched a woman

>>5902217
Not a single video in this thread hits me as hard as this one.
A lot of them are good, but this one is a cut above the rest.
And now I feel sad.
Not because of that, but because of the video.
That's why I know it's so good.
But it's killing me too.
Thanks.

>>5904615
What is the song?

just got this video

>>5905303
not even remotely cute
also it's a gook.

>>5905293
Its Babe im gonna leave you by Led zeppelin

>>5902225
>>5902218
>>5902217
>>5902215 (OP)
these are all repulsive to me
any woman who sticks a camera in her face is repulsive

>>5905491
bet you have much better looking women sitting on your dick, stud.

Cute jiggles

>>5905541
not about that
i would take an ugly woman if she is also repulsed by the idea of self videos

>>5904619
>no sound

>>5905803
if i did this i would get cop called on me.

>>5902933
Dat 997 though

>>5905803
>>5905889
That's why they are staged. Ever seen a woman alone, dresses to her max, staring nowhere, doing nothing, without her phone out? They never notice the guy pointing a giant camera at them, while he is filming the same camera until he walked up to them.

>>5906764
If you're a white man and you're attracted to whatever the fuck this is, you need to kill yourself immediately.

>>5905902
>>5905904
>>5905907
Names?

>>5906775
white men who lack confidence with women like a asian women with awkward way of speaking english because it reminds them of a child who is still learning how to speak and is therefore more vulnerable and less intimidating.

>>5907037
Sounds about right.

>>5904620
dear god who

>>5905906
this one would stab your in sleep, 100% insane

>>5906398
Who is this?

>>5907673
https://www.tiktok.com/@kzuuki

>>5905906
>>5907435
>this one would stab your in sleep, looks 100% insane
I rewatched the video many times and she does not have any tattoos. For now at least, she seems to know that tattoos are not good for you.

>>5903499
Jesus christ she's gorgeous

>>5902631
ROSARIO
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>>5906401
Name pls?

>>5907499
Source?

>>5907499
I wonder what it's like to be able to entertain yourself and get off on dopamine just staring at your own face in a smartphone front cam (which are coincidentally designed to make ugly people look even uglier)

I wonder how quickly she'd kill herself if she was stuck with me for some reason

>>5902930
must be an american gate

>>5903150
pretty good one

>>5908754
she could easily get that

>>5908838
Minus the money cause girls dont really care about that. They'd rather fuck with a homeless Chad than an average beta with 50mil in the bank from crypto or some shit

>>5908958
>women don't care about money
LMFAO!
imagine being this delusional

>>5908958
>average beta with 50mil in the bank from crypto
The problem is not the beta, it's the crypto. Crypto fags are so autistically obnoxious that their presence is physically revolting to anyone who has ever been outside.

>>5908754
someone should webm only that phrase
>minimum income?
>I would say 150k an hour

>>5908988
It's an mp4, because I didn't want to re-encode, but I guess this will work for you.

>>5908662
where tf are her nipples?

>>5908596
We steal all your white woman saar

>>5908967
I specifically chose crypto because its one of the few ways someone who isn't a star athlete or coming from generational wealth (often good breeding or at least tall) could become a multi millionaire in their 20s other than winning the lottery or some shit
>>5908964
Women dont need beta providers in developed 1st world societies (ie no controls on pre marital sex and no arranged marriages to older wealtheir men for economic reasons). They will rarely be lacking for money especially if they're average looking, they'll get some corporate PR job which is enough to live comfortably and go on vacation a couple of times a year especially if they're being constantly comped by betabux. Very high maintenance gold diggers obsessed with vanity products and willing to have sex for them with ugly or older men are rare and more of a personality type. The only exception is legit celebrities where actual status comed into play and even then its mostly some bogged post prime woman with decent bone structure marrying some geezer 10 or 20 years older, not these tiktok angels

>>5909101
in my mouth

>>5909152
>Obsessing over becoming a multi-millionaire in your 20s
And that's why crypto fags are repellent. Get rich quick schemes never reflect positively on the person doing them, even if they succeed. Only other money grubbers and jews (I repeat myself) are impressed by wealth for its own sake. Women are most assuredly attracted to money, just not when it's attached to an insufferable douche.

>>5909230
What is an insufferable douche? Do you think women would be more attracted to an insufferable douche who is a good looking tall young Chad with or without money vs a non insufferable douche ugly or old fag with money? Think hard

>>5908717
@alaskaqqe on TikTok

Can the low T societal rejects stop spamming bugs? Bug "people" are not cute. Bugs try too hard to be cute which makes them just off putting

>>5903499
Alright who is this, I've spent plenty of time searching. I keep getting 'Loren Gray' but I don't think that's right. This bitch has all her attractiveness sliders turned up so high that she looks like AI but I don't think she is.

>>5909828
>>5903499
She does look nice, but that's a lot of makeup.

>>5909906
I didn't attach an image, yet a relevant one from my pretty girls folder appeared. How bizarre.
Oh well, here's another.

Don't know where this is from

>>5910201
"Lekutangeru" LOL

>>5910201
She seemed like she was in physical pain saying "oval."

>>5903701
who is this?

>>5910283
I want to hug her and kiss her and tell her everything is going to be ok

Chunli isn't rea-

>>5910283
Looks like Olga Kurylenko or even prettier, Slavic genes can produce some amazing specimens, best combination of European and Asian. So funny she mogs 99% of A list Hollywood actresses while being a student living in a shitty commie bloc hoping she doesn't get kalibrated when she could be taking selfies of the view from her €1500 a night hotel in Santorini

>>5910283
Looks like Olga Kurylenko or even prettier, Slavic genes can produce some amazing specimens, best combination of European and Asian. So funny she mogs 99% of A list Hollywood actresses while being a student living in a shitty commie bloc hoping she doesn't get kalibrated when she could be taking selfies of the view from her €1500 a night hotel in Santorini

>>5902254
The eyes say it all.
subtext: the left eye only= left hand, she wants a ring
any eye you want= she's promising any hole, in attempt to get the ring.
cluster B, dont be taken by her eyelids- its Biblical

>>5902385
>>5902359
>>5902309
>>5902308
>>5902306
>>5902303
>>5902300
>>5902297
>>5902295
Ah, a fellow patrician, how do you do

>>5903146
who dis??

>>5910754
The chick from once upon a time in hollywood

>>5905742
kek wtf
>>5905803
got more?

>>5908462
sauce?

>>5903209
whats her name please

someone please post the one where the gir lis in snow and the song says something violent something diamond ring

titties

>>5903270
The one of the left face mogs the other two even without her smile

>>5911286
who would want to talk to a girl where half the words she answers you back are "like like like"?

she's right, girls like that should just get fucked immediately, there's nothing more there to be offered to you. And I'm one of the sweetest guys.

>>5911538
Looks are personality. Chad can be dumb as a bag of rocks and girls will find him attractive too

>>5909997
Jordan McEwen

ngwd8

>>5911538
Like that's really offensive it's just like a word, like how do you even like have a problem with how people like express themselves, y'know?

>>5911286
what's her onlyfans?

>>5912499
Better quality.

just girls showing tits and ass and cringe tiktok content. that's not cute.

>>5912453
>express like themselves, y'like'know?

>>5912505
>>5912499

>>5903146
So why does Margaret does that?

>>5913208
I believe she's retarded...

If I had daughters, most of the whole world would not be able to resist them, and most of them would listen to rap and do porn. If I had daughters, I would leave them to die of exposure to the sun as infants to hope that God turns them into something other than succubi next. If I had sons, I would only say one thing to them. Stay away from your sisters.

>>5902930
anti-American architecture

Anon get out of here with that stacey shit, these were the bitches in your senior high year

Same damn logic as if I my sons were Nazis. Or niggers.

>>5912505
Reminds of that skinny one in the village larping as a peasant girl with chickens and stuff anyone got it..i think she's actually romanian

>>5912501
Best in thread

>>5907152
so cute my soul shattered into a sesexagintasescentillion pieces

>>5911286
>just like like like the like fact like of like just like like like you like like
no wonder she hates the talking stages. She sounds like a retard.

>>5912505
*smoke clears to reveal I am no longer here*

>>5914504
>tfw no qt polish gf
She's gorgeous. I had a lot of webms of her from two years ago. Lost them all unfortunately.

>>5903499
>>5904620
>>5914630
Sauce?

>>5914597
I have some more webms of her, I'm polish so I've been following her for some time, her current style doesn't do it for me but she is really beautiful

>>5907445
Foid... I need you...

>>5903271
damn

>>5911286
haven't watched the interview so I don't know if she's hopeless in the "talking stage" and completely dependent on the other party to move things forward to the fun part of a relationship. But probably. And I think she's also upset about the "boyfriend/girlfriend zone" phenomenon where one party immediately catches feels for the other before they have even really talked, wether genuine or caused by mental illness is irrelevant. It is a hard thing to overcome for the purpose of getting to know the other person. Also makes me act like a fucking sperg so I have a personal beef with this particular relationship roadblock.

>>5903150
Holy shit women somehow succeeding at intentionally being funny.

>>5907806
>>5909828
>>5909906
>>5914732
No one knows and that's for the best

>>5909009
ahahaha holy shit that IS very funny. Thank you for the mp4!

>>5910237
>>5910201
so they can actually pronounce both R and L, just switch them up?

I actually never understood this, is someone cares to explain it to me after calling me retarded

>>5910433
>>5910283
Yes, I want to indefinitely kiss her all over her incredibly cute face, and comfort her.
>inb4 your kisses are making her uncomfortable

>>5915499
practice semen retention and learn partner dancing.

I'm eyeing one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my entire life, but I'm not "depending on it", at all.

Would love to make her my girlfriend one day, probably. But it's secondary to being at peace with myself and taking care of my life.

Only after that - THEN she can be the most amazing thing in my life.

>>5919597
japanese when they pronounce L is more like in between R and L but still might sound like she's pronouncing L because it's not quite R like in "lectanguru"
besides being able to pronounce chinese and japanese already puts her pronunciation range higher than most japanese onry.

>>5912509
someone should add to the final a repetition of the first part with
>it is I, Megatron

>>5903150
>>5915760
>Holy shit women somehow succeeding at intentionally being funny.
exactly this. wholesome as fuck. Somebody got their names or know if there is more of the qt duo?

>>5919601
yes but lectanguru has those two I just mentioned.

LectanguRu

Like, if they can perfectly pronounce both, why do they switch? It's not physical incapacity.., know what I mean?

unless this girl is an exception in some way.

>>5919604
yeah i meant the L in Lectanguru has a hint of R. the position of the tip of the tongue is not exactly like in most english L.
her being both a chinese and japanese speaker or at least can pronounce them already makes her an exception. she's just making a comparison which one the app detect better.

>>5902930
woman at the burger gate

>>5910237
For me it's Aisukurimu
https://youtu.be/zhGnuWwpNxI?t=191

>>5903259
invisalign my dude. pretty common

>>5902254
who is this please?

>>5919597
I might be retarded but L and R have a similar tongue movement when I do it, but R goes back and L goes forward, I think Japanese people just do a version with the tongue stationary so it kinda sounds like both.

>>5908754
i think the income is the main thing thats fucking her

>>5920289
woollymammussy

>>5902300
>>5902297
>>5902302
No tits? No thanks

>>5913208
She's a celebrity, attention is her currency

>>5905663
Do women think this shit is attractive? At this point I'm fairly convinced 90% of female-focused content online is sabotage to improve their own status by making fools of other women

>>5906390
worst gen, what are you talking about? Porsches should be aircooled

>>5920353
I just filled out the calculator with all her standards, except I put income at the median ($40k) and that's still only 2%. Or 4% of white men.

But to be honest, she might be a top 2% woman so that could be a match for her. She looks pretty, young and wants to be a SAHM so she probably has a lot of options. If she was 5 years old, fat and brown the delusion would be crazier

>>5920805
just say you didn't find it amusing

>>5909096
With a face and tits like that it obviously does not matter what she wears, she just wanted to post her tits online

>>5910120
She may land in my home any day, if you catch my drift

>>5911538
>>5912475
>>5913986
Women aren't sought after for their insight, Anons. She's on the podcast to promote her OF and to be a foil for the podcast's arguments

>>5912490
Source?

>>5910201
>>5920294
So asian people have the Schrodinger's tongue, If you don't observe attently it can be doing an L or an R.

How do you guys watch this stuff and not want to die?
haha

>>5904568
Maybe actually put some effort into bettering yourself instead of being dismissive and using humor as a defense.

>>5920919
>asian people
Japanese and to a degree Chinese at least
The L sound they produce is generally further back. and sometimes L from English and other languages the flat upper side of the tongue makes contact with the palate or the front of the upper teeth whereas with Japanese it's almost exclusively the underside or tip of the tongue that makes contact with the palate, and also with less pressure, just barely touching.

>>5920353
>>5920810
She set her max age to 25, it's pretty difficult to find a guy in his early 20s who clears any decent level of income. Those are grinding years.

Half of you don't know what cute means

>>5902217
michael jackson with tits

>>5903548
made for plowing

>>5912499
Listen up dudes, balkan sluts age like cheese left in the sun
Don't do it. you'll have a few years of fun and a lifetime of agony, because they don't leave.

fml

>>5905491
This. Seeing how vain, fake, desparate for random people's attention/validation, and self-unaware they are, instantly makes them unattractive. It's kinda like watching retards, or children.
>>5920805
I think this one is just having fun.
>>5908046
Aging is fucking tragic

>>5915452
I don't know what it is, but a woman giving a middle finger is one of the most unattractive things to me. Doesn't matter how good she looks, it immediately turns me off.

>>5915456
best in thread

>>5921150
shut the fuck up

>>5902933

I can't see the wind and yet I'm mesmerized by it.

>>5920825
bxbx.margo

>>5921718
Thanks dog

>>5903150
i would give eeverything impregnate and establish a christian family with one on the right

>>5902218
I like when women are kind of spooky looking. I could watch this webm for about 20 minutes. I hate women so much it's unreal.

Stop posting whores they are not cute they make me want to kill myself

>>5923928
then kys

>>5906775
i have yellow fever and she is not attractive. tell you that

I felt the same thing, that you fall in love and everything would be great. Women don't have that anymore unless you go to a third world shithole, where they are happy to have a husband who cares for them. These women don't care about you at all, you're not even a blip on their radar.

i both love and hate women so much it's unreal.

>>5902215 (OP)
post your age along side the age of the girl from the vid

>>5903472
>>5904504
tfw fumbled the horse girl (yes I know shut the fuck up)

>>5903497
I've seen how black people turn into whites (vitiligo), but is this how whites turn into niggas?
>>5903472
>tfw she won't ride you as hard as that horse in the bedroom, whip and all

>>5910943
>kek wtf
Welcome to Russia
>>5920805
It is attractive. Try going outside and having fun once in a while.

This thread like
>90% white girls
>10% japanese/latina
No jeets, nogs, or chinks. Weird!!
>>5913774
>eera-eera
I'm ded, thanks

>>5924166
unfortunately you're gonna have to kill yourself for having yellow fever in general.

>>5902218
Looks absolutely in love with herself

>>5925563
They all are, thats why they film themselves.

>>5912500
kek
I forgot about this girl

Someone rip this
https://x.com/uncleHsTopGuy/status/1938773497251008912?t=mwldEjADW5o0mhFN6_nRKg&s=19

>>5902215 (OP)
Is she trying to lipsync but is terrible at it or did someone put random music over this?

>>5902401
That's got danger written all over it

>>5927045
do it yourself faggot

>>5915453
Racially ambiguous quirk chungus......

>>5903209
You should write a treatise on this

>>5924171
If you were chad you'd have no problem getting hot girls, the issue is your subhumanity not the women

>>5905742
Based

>>5905742
lmfao why are women funny now?

>>5906562
fucking jesus christ. what a throwback. she was a jew you know?

>>5908723
smartphone cameras distort faces massively, they make people look more effeminate which is why these girls look so pretty. check comparison of 50mm lens to smartphone. it is unbelievable.

>>5911563
Never expected to see the best Quake player of all time in this thread.

>>5925563
Nigga i'd be in love with myself too if i looked like that

>>5903233
I had to immediately scroll up to prevent psychic damage.
I cannot type "SEXO" enough

>>5914661
fuark.
What phenotype is this? Mestizo?

>>5903266
>russian beauty
sex, sex, marry

>>5911286
mmmmm breasts mmm breasts mmm bobbies mmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmm

>>5929898
How do you know they are Russian?

>>5930052
Because marry one