Post funny critters. Critters of tube variety encouraged.

>>5908902
they're so silly and tubular as well :0

>>5908900 (OP)
me jumping at lonely women in the park at night

>>5908904
So cute.
>>5908915
All those balls and its killer instinct lets it catch the only mouse. Impressive even if coincidental.
>>5909733
I hear they are stinky, like sweaty moldy musk everywhere. I admit to enjoying the smell of fresh skunk spray on the wind or a dead skunk on the side of the road; so know I am not opposed to people enjoying them as companions.

>>5908900 (OP)

>>5908902
I love the silly spastics <(^-^)>

>>5908900 (OP)
What brand of weasel is this?

>>5910615
Sable. Check this file name -> >>5908904

>>5911705

the tubiest

>>5912774

>>5912775

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>>5912786

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>>5912797
The fact that he's wearing blue gloves makes me feel like they had to take it out of someone...

>>5912794
I think your dog has autism

>>5912827
Your average barfight, except with an 'e' in it

>>5912807
Tons of these things are obvious inspirations for a lot of fictional creatures.

>>5912807
Sauce on music?

>>5913104
>Google search one line of lyrics
>instantly get result
Cmon man. Katie Jane Garside - Darkangel

>>5913286
>Python taking a shit
What the fuck?

>>5913286
I bet few things smell as bad as that.

>>5913286
Look at that fucking face, it's a screamer. Clean it up janny.

>>5913286
ai nigger

>>5913444
Retard

>>5912807
When they film some of these creatures, it looks like they are illuminating them with artificial lighting. In that darkness it would be like lighting a beacon. Don't predators take advantage of that for an easy meal?

>>5913517
Reminds me of that clip of people filming an octopus fighting a crab at night. A seal comes in and eats the octopus, likely because the camera lights attracted it.

>>5912203
if they were bred here, I would absolutely own one of these grunters

>>5912775
new zealand is not a serious country

>>5912797
>I should pick this up with chopsticks, drop it in a tall glass of boiling oil while it's still alive, then eat it.
t. bug lady

>>5909735
A childhood ex had like 4 of them in her bedroom. It smells like petting zoo. And public toilet. They smell like piss so fucking bad hurts the eyes

>>5911778
+10 for Lacrimosa

>>5913286
Soiled Snake

>>5913335
>Python taking a shit
just another day at my software job

>>5913444
Retard

>>5913517
Sometimes it just blinds all the critters.

>>5911705
Real or not the wet slap sound makes this.

>>5914246

>>5911705
Remember - domestic abuse is no joke. If you see something, say something.

>>5912797
GOOLD?

>>5912788
Sif???

>>5917309
Lyre bird mimics everything. If zoo revenues get too low, they could have companies pay them to let them train the birds to quote ad slogans.

>>5912792
most of these weren't particularly funny or cute, try better next time

>>5917309
>penguin
about how i thought they sounded to be honest kek

>>5913286
snake shit STINKS like none other

>>5918067
gotta say I'm impressed they thought ahead and gave the baby a helmet

>>5917309
The cassowary sounds like when you're trying to squeeze out the last bit of shampoo from the bottle.

>>5908916
is that moldylocks?

>>5918593
God, I wish that was me.

This is a reminder to eat fruit.
As the saying goes
>A tomato a day, keeps you from turning gay.

White Cheeked Gibbon

I don't know the breed or species, but he's cute.

>>5918739
Ah yes, the Top Hat Hedgehog

>>5918593
i should call her...

>>5918598
the kid probably ate shit before they did that

>>5918849
is never sleeping again an option?

>>5912785
Love Basset Hounds.

>>5918964
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3nI-wUeUwRA

>>5918849
RIP Padme

>>5918997
I physically recoiled

>>5918739
I don't remember this Sonic OC.

>>5918759
Ah yes, the spiral power is strong with that one!

Does anyone have that webm of an orbweaver spider making a web with the chrono trigger music in the background?

>>5918823
she's underage dude

>>5917513
I saw a homeless guy with one of those in a milk crate as a cage. The poor thing could barely move.

>>5919327
That's just cat behavior.

>>5918721
"Can you sing, master hobbit?"

>>5918831
you're jewish

>>5918997
Why is he doing that?

>>5920591
>ruffael's gotta go. whoofs with me?

>>5919469
CRAB BATTLE!

I'm old..

>>5920717
>look at those massive claws
>they could rip a tank apart

>>5913517
It's probably part of how/why they get these shots

>>5913517
Animals that live in very deep waters are blind because no light reaches that deep, so they never had to evolve the ability to see

>>5913444
Retard

>>5918593
>cut vs uncut

>>5921263
Because that is how Zefrank do

>>5921419
It's like they're bringing him little crab offerings to save their life.

>>5921263
damn do I miss his old videos. all of his stuff for the past 6 years or so has been painfully unfunny.

>>5921419
>Hey nerd, gimme your arm, I'm hungry!
>Randy come on, this is the third time you've taken one of my arms this week!
>Shut up nerd!
>Ow, ok fine take it!

>>5920178
Insects are genuinely horrifying. Thank god they are small.

>>5912203
What is this and why does it lag

>>5918738
sounds like Detroit at night

>>5918801
>attack the gate like it isnt his fat ass causing the problems

>>5912209
>foid had to come in and ruin it

>>5912794
How do you manage to make a tailless whip scorpion attack you?
Those things are super chill and would rather run from anything larger than their chelicerae.

>>5919645
He's a mudslime so it's okay.

>>5917131
"Congrats!" "Nice job" "She deserved it"

>>5921723
a sable
they stink like rotten moldy cum and sour piss

>>5918758
oh wow! Its Shovel Dog!

>>5924778
>filename
lol

>>5908916
I think that's a stoat not a weasel.

>>5921419
I don't really understand what's happening here. He's thwapping the claw/forearm I can see (the pincer is broken in one shot), but somehow that force transmits down the arm and tears it off at the shoulder joint? And not just once but every time. How?

>>5908916
That stoat is the most hygienic thing in the room.

>>5918997
you got me dammit

>>5920178
imma try this

>>5924878
Crabs can voluntarily drop limbs. They are giving him their arms so he wont eat them

>>5919469
This crab kills

>>5923084
A delicious Ukrainion

>>5919327
kek they even do the airplane ears

>>5926127
bobr

>>5912206
War devil?

>>5908900 (OP)

>>5921419
>game has dismemberment mechanics

>>5924878
>>5921419
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis_shrimp

>>5924778
didn't know they made that sound...

>>5913335
Everybody poops. Retard.

>>5929478
i'd save this if i weren't disgusted by rats

>>5913286
Finally shitting out that Mexican he ate at Taco Bell

>>5913444
Retard

>>5929605
That's a mouse.

>>5913286
First time ever seeing a snake shit. Maybe constipated

>>5926739
kurwa

>>5929605
The animu is worse

>>5925038
No they don't.

>>5927694
Didn't answer the question.

>>5930744
Nigga, read the wiki page. It literally explains it all in the section titled "Claws".

>>5930744
Many species of crabs have the ability for autotomy.
I would rather link the article: autotomy in the crab. by e. a. andrews.
But I only have the PDF and cant find a linkable version.
This should tell you at least that ur wrong and stupid though which will probably be good enough and you can look that paper up urself if you wanna learn more.
https://www.bluecrab.info/autotomy.html

>>5913523
>>5913517

>>5930556
how'd those dogs get in there?

>>5917309
>that lyrebird
My sister got an african grey parrot the same time she had her son, the thing learned to mimic the little guy. Wigged me out to hear a disembodied child's laughter echoing through a house when you know he's not there. They crying just sucked.

>>5920178
Isn't that the guy from the Codex Pajeet documentary?