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Anonymous No.5910455 >>5912497 >>5913473 >>5927166
/ck/ - Food & Cooking
Play with fire and fry up some veg in the wok.
Anonymous No.5910462 >>5916624 >>5921468 >>5928277
Pizza
Anonymous No.5910465 >>5928277
Milk foam
Anonymous No.5910554 >>5928277
Anonymous No.5912158 >>5912497 >>5913348 >>5913433 >>5915179 >>5921003
Anonymous No.5912497
>>5910455 (OP)
Nice and efficient.
>>5912158
Maximum inefficient.
Anonymous No.5912549 >>5913496 >>5918643 >>5919983 >>5921511 >>5921627 >>5926917 >>5929329 >>5930084
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Anonymous No.5913348
>>5912158
soulless slop
Anonymous No.5913433
>>5912158
he just can't stop fucking with it
Anonymous No.5913473 >>5913488
>>5910455 (OP)
Sorry, I'm here for the jeet food gore?
Anonymous No.5913488 >>5913561 >>5930752
>>5913473
>jeet food
what is that?
Anonymous No.5913496
>>5912549
she burnin dem raisin turnovers doe
Anonymous No.5913561
>>5913488
an oxymoron
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Anonymous No.5914369
CARDO! YOUR DINNER IS READY! *clack clack clack*
Anonymous No.5914757 >>5918492
Anonymous No.5915088 >>5918495 >>5918582 >>5920084 >>5921291 >>5925756 >>5925767
Anonymous No.5915179
>>5912158
60 dollars on the menu
Anonymous No.5915212 >>5916591 >>5916617 >>5921463 >>5928249
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Anonymous No.5915222 >>5916309 >>5916637 >>5918683 >>5924004 >>5925758 >>5927719 >>5930129 >>5930388
Anonymous No.5916309
>>5915222
what the fuck
This one really does feel like crazy pills
Anonymous No.5916591
>>5915212
holy fuck lady take it easy with the lingon, i still want to be able to experience the flavour fusion of the roll and mashed potato
Anonymous No.5916617 >>5921617 >>5921641
>>5915212
I'd let her rulla my bulle if you catch my drift. Also I heard her bf broke up with her because she slept with the boss of that place
Anonymous No.5916624
>>5910462
that place looks like shit
Anonymous No.5916637
>>5915222
why
Anonymous No.5918492
>>5914757
how does someone like this live
Anonymous No.5918495
>>5915088
i do not like how they cut those tomatoes
Anonymous No.5918582
>>5915088
that isnt even stroganoff
what the fuck
Anonymous No.5918643
>>5912549
I lasted to 8 seconds.
Anonymous No.5918683
>>5915222
Only good webm in this thread
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Anonymous No.5919983
>>5912549
this woman is hilarious
Anonymous No.5920084
>>5915088
This is why men should do the cooking
Anonymous No.5920374 >>5928283
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Anonymous No.5920379 >>5920931 >>5921314 >>5921522 >>5929077
Anonymous No.5920931
>>5920379
Would.
Anonymous No.5921003
>>5912158
He put the pine in the coconut.
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Anonymous No.5921291
>>5915088
that looks like fucking shit
Anonymous No.5921314
>>5920379
She looks nervous as fuck. As if she does not want to be seen doing stupid shit like this
Anonymous No.5921463 >>5929596
>>5915212
połączenie kuchni szwedzkiej i imigranckiej, takie ubogacenie smakowe kuchni. Rzygać się chce.
Anonymous No.5921465 >>5929596
>>5920376
a pod stoΕ‚em od razu srajΔ….
Anonymous No.5921468 >>5925409 >>5930080
>>5910462
Why did youtubers start holding their mics like game show hosts
Anonymous No.5921511
>>5912549
>*chirp* every minute or so
lol
Anonymous No.5921522 >>5924396 >>5925418 >>5928284
>>5920379
>Nothing special
Then why display it? I try to not be absolutely misogynistic but good lord the tendency of women absolutely NEEDING attention for no reason other than for the sake of it is tiresome.
Anonymous No.5921617 >>5921631
>>5916617
Makes sense, all eastern euro women are massive whores and they come with severe bpd out of the box. They love non eastern european white men too
Anonymous No.5921627
>>5912549
Classic. RIP auntie fee.
Anonymous No.5921631 >>5921661 >>5929953
>>5921617
Sweden isnt in eastern Europe retard
Anonymous No.5921641
>>5916617
And where did you hear that?
Anonymous No.5921661 >>5921676
>>5921631
She immigrated from eastern Europe into Sweden you fucking mongrel
Anonymous No.5921676
>>5921661
Oh ok
Anonymous No.5922378 >>5923023 >>5923065 >>5924347 >>5924670 >>5926155 >>5928312
Anonymous No.5923023 >>5923065 >>5923993 >>5924137 >>5926155 >>5928197 >>5930086
>>5922378
Anonymous No.5923065 >>5923123
>>5922378
>>5923023
must be nice to have a really good friend cook for you
what a bro
that guy is going to make a very special woman happy someday
Anonymous No.5923123
>>5923065
when he finally gets hitched by some woman and have kids, Cardo will be sad and hungry
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Anonymous No.5923945 >>5927118
>>5915221
She can sizzle my sausage if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.5923993 >>5924927 >>5925362
>>5923023
I swear black communities produce some of the zestiest dudes and it's not even close.
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Anonymous No.5924004
>>5915222
love this dude
Anonymous No.5924137 >>5927115
>>5923023
Who's Ben Dover? Why is Cardo calling for him?
Anonymous No.5924347
>>5922378
Hot cheetos are fucking gross.. Same for any spicy chip.
>this tastes like shit but it's teh spicy!!
Fuck off
Anonymous No.5924396
>>5921522
plenty of guys on more extreme diets do the same thing, this isn't really a gender thing but people eating for excitement
Anonymous No.5924484
>>5923996
Why does this feel weirdly sexual
Anonymous No.5924670 >>5924804 >>5924809 >>5927427
>>5922378
I love how someone just found two gay niggas eating american slop and now they're the face and brand of /ck/ for years to come
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Anonymous No.5924804
>>5924670
frfr ong
Anonymous No.5924808
>>5923996
feels like it needs the breaking bad theme lol
Anonymous No.5924809
>>5924670
gay!?
bullshit! they're just really good frens
Anonymous No.5924874 >>5925232 >>5926257 >>5928288 >>5929308
Anonymous No.5924927 >>5925494 >>5928290
>>5923993
My uncle used to do food commercials. He hasn't been able to stomach milk in 40 years because it reminds him of the smell of the glue they used in cereal commercials.
Anonymous No.5925232
>>5924874
Thank you for the edit with audio
Anonymous No.5925362
>>5923993
Most of these are lies
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Anonymous No.5925409
>>5921468
some fag did it once and got super popular so now they all do it. same as it ever was
Anonymous No.5925418
>>5921522
liver king
Anonymous No.5925428
>>5924798
I should call her
Anonymous No.5925494
>>5924927
Your uncle is a weak-assed bitch.
Anonymous No.5925650 >>5927112 >>5927354 >>5929963
I love Israeli food
Anonymous No.5925742 >>5930852
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Anonymous No.5925756 >>5929336 >>5929666
>>5915088
>milk
>just boil everything at once
what the fuck is this
Anonymous No.5925758 >>5925927 >>5929336
>>5915222
who is this man lol
Anonymous No.5925767 >>5925951 >>5926136
>>5915088
The average nip can't fucking cook.
They live on instant noodles, takeout and convenience store dinner.
I was there before covid and their mind was blown when I made my own chicken risotto, they thought I was a professional cook. Bitch this is the most basic shit ever.
On the other hand nip cooks are crazy, they really know their stuff.
Anonymous No.5925927
>>5925758
joe is hungry
Anonymous No.5925951 >>5926095 >>5926120 >>5926136
>>5925767
Speak for yourself, my jap wife makes me all kinds of delicious food.
Anonymous No.5926065 >>5927423
>>5919309
cringe and reddit
Anonymous No.5926069
>>5925743
overdesigned bullshit
Anonymous No.5926095 >>5926136 >>5931406
>>5925951
Same
Anonymous No.5926120
>>5925951
it doesn't take much to make miso soup, sashimi, tempura, or soba with the mirin/sugar/basedsauce/dashi.
Anonymous No.5926131 >>5926136 >>5926157 >>5928230 >>5929670
Anonymous No.5926136
>>5925767
imo the average japanese person makes shitty food. like most westerners. its because of our culture, the family unit has been destroyed and now its all about convenience. sure some people are good cooks, but they are few.
>>5925951
>>5926095
congratulations, but the exception is not the rule.
>>5926131
>the slurping and chewing sounds
>the ZESTY twink with longer nails than his fingers
jesus christ is this some sort of fetish like mukbang etc? disgusting.
Anonymous No.5926155
>>5922378
>>5923023
looks so good...
im not talking the food :DDD
Anonymous No.5926157
>>5926131
looks so good...
im not talking about the food :DDD
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Anonymous No.5926234 >>5926243
>>5926209
Holy FRICK this guy is FAST!
Anonymous No.5926243 >>5926585 >>5928351 >>5928362 >>5928655 >>5931803
>>5926234
boy he dont play
Anonymous No.5926257
>>5924874
How did you find this video of me with the girl I found?
Anonymous No.5926267 >>5926274
>>5926204
One disgusting motherfucker when it comes to eating, but I guess that's the point
Anonymous No.5926274 >>5927155
>>5926267
That's the point of it
We forge these sugary confections so we may partake without remorse
Anonymous No.5926325 >>5927441
>>5926213
do they have hoondam or tooyotam cheese?
Anonymous No.5926585
>>5926243
My autism always kicks in whenever I am packing my groceries and I need to finish packing right after he finishes scanning. This would be a complete nightmare.
Anonymous No.5926917
>>5912549
>Make sure all the edges are smashed,so the shit don't seep out
Anonymous No.5927084
>>5925743
>that will be 500usd you filthy moron.
Anonymous No.5927112 >>5927354
>>5925650
lol, but also educational
Anonymous No.5927115
>>5924137
>Who's Ben Dover?
a British pron star from before the internet. he's probably dead by now. it was from a time back when hardcore porn was illegal in this country so the most you saw was some tits
Anonymous No.5927118
>>5923945
>She can sizzle my sausage if you know what I mean
could you elaborate? butter or some kind of oil? also how long for each side. also would she make some tater mash and gravy, maybe some peas
Anonymous No.5927155
>>5926274
>We forge these sugary confections so we may partake without remorse
That's obviously not what I meant
Anonymous No.5927166 >>5927308 >>5927330 >>5927500 >>5928297 >>5929459
>>5910455 (OP)
Anonymous No.5927308 >>5928911
>>5927166
Cleanest american eater.
Anonymous No.5927330 >>5927464
>>5927166
He looks like my uncle who beat his daughters
Anonymous No.5927354 >>5927391 >>5927481 >>5928211 >>5929679 >>5929695
>>5925650
>>5927112
You know most of those things were made by Jews in those countries right?
Anonymous No.5927391 >>5927410
>>5927354
Seethe.
Anonymous No.5927410
>>5927391
Cope
Anonymous No.5927423
>>5926065
>filtered.
PES is fucking kino.
Anonymous No.5927427
>>5924670
>I love how someone just found two gay niggas eating american slop and now they're the face and brand of /ck/ for years to come
Ywn have a best male friend who makes delicious kino food for you until you both find your future wives.
Stay salty, bitch.
Anonymous No.5927441
>>5926213
>>5926325
>venezuelan beaver cheese?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO-MEapibkA
Anonymous No.5927464
>>5927330
Did you stop him?
Anonymous No.5927481 >>5927491 >>5927495
>>5927354
So you're saying jews aren't part of the cultures they inhabit, interesting
Anonymous No.5927491 >>5928098
>>5927481
If a Chinatown in your country made a new food, would that be your country's food, or Chinese food?
Ridiculous to say it would be your country's
Anonymous No.5927495 >>5927655
>>5927481
And to answer your question, they weren't when those foods were made
Because they lived in ghettos
Wonder who forced them there?
Anonymous No.5927500
>>5927166
This is what plebs and thirdies don't get: you have to aerate your food in your mouth to experience the full range of flavours on your taste buds
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Anonymous No.5927655 >>5927686
>>5927495
>Wonder who forced them there?
Who knows? We're only allowed to hear one side of the story. Wonder who's side that is?
Anonymous No.5927686 >>5927704
>>5927655
>Yeah bro, they forced themselves because... They just did ok?
It's historical fact, you'd have to have some sort of evidence to the contrary to say otherwise
Anonymous No.5927704
>>5927686
>you'd have to have some sort of evidence to the contrary to say otherwise

like the fact that's outside of America it's illegal to say jews are lying about the holocaust?
Anonymous No.5927719
>>5915222
I lost my shit, it just kept ramping up
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Anonymous No.5927906 >>5928922
>>5927744
I can watch gore horror movies without flinching but I can't look at this OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT LAST FRAME???
Anonymous No.5928046
>>5927535
Fucking kek. This is even better than the shrimp tempura webm, which is one of the best.
Anonymous No.5928098
>>5927491
Chop suey is American. You won't find it anywhere in China and people from China wouldn't recognize it as Chinese food. You're arguing that the crunchwrap is Mexican.
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>>5923023
That nigger has elf ears
Holy shit. Gay elf niggers are real
Anonymous No.5928211
>>5927354
no they didn't
Anonymous No.5928230 >>5928922
>>5926131
Why do they eat like troglodytes?
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Anonymous No.5928249 >>5928532 >>5929340 >>5929427
>>5915212
When I was a teenager working one of my first jobs I worked with an older chick who looked like her. One night we closed together and when we walked out to our cars she randomly started telling me she had not had sex in a long time.I was completely oblivious to it and just told her that sucks and went home. One day the realization hit me and I still think about that 30 years later.
Anonymous No.5928258 >>5928651 >>5928919 >>5929090 >>5929166 >>5929463 >>5932947
Anonymous No.5928277
>>5910462
>>5910465
>>5910554
All three of these first posts are supreme faggot material. Should be hardware banned from the site.
Anonymous No.5928283
>>5920374
>when you nut but she keeps on sucking
i had this girl in Hong Kong that would make me cum and use my jizz as lubricant in her mouth to just keep me orgasming over and over and over for hours on end. i would have sensory overload and couldn't move my limbs, just breathing on autopilot, barely able to speak probably looking exactly like this dude.
Anonymous No.5928284
>>5921522
>I try to not be absolutely misogynistic but
This has to be reddit bait. We need 500 more Hitlers all at the same time.
Anonymous No.5928288
>>5924874
i have a solid 24 hours of her porn, but only the good stuff where she doesn't play too hard into the vulnerable incapable virgin bit but gobbles up dicks and makes them disappear.
Anonymous No.5928290
>>5924927
What a faggot. Men in your family must entirely be faggots.
Anonymous No.5928297
>>5927166
The only thing i know about this guy is he makes the "boo buh boo boo boo boo" noises, people spammed the shit outta that in my /b/ days 20 years ago.
Anonymous No.5928301
>>5927744
i can fix her. With my penis.
Anonymous No.5928312
>>5922378
Bros, how can I get a sassy faggot boywife like this?
Anonymous No.5928351
>>5926243
What makes anyone want to be the perfect wagie so the boss can receive more shekels?
Anonymous No.5928362
>>5926243
this is like a pretty normal pace for german cashiers
Anonymous No.5928532
>>5928249
In your defense, Anon, she went about it in a pretty autistic manner
Anonymous No.5928651
>>5928258
>dr. evan goldstein
Anonymous No.5928655
>>5926243
look at that abject slop
Anonymous No.5928911
>>5927308
IIRC, in Persian, cashews are
>jew's almond
>indian almond
Anonymous No.5928919 >>5931382
>>5928258
>here's how you can eat to avoid shitting on another guy's dick
yep, ass is totally a sex organ
Anonymous No.5928922
>>5927906
Lesbians, I think. The top-knot in the background is another female.
>>5928230
The map is the territory, Anon.
Anonymous No.5929077
>>5920379
based raw meat eater
people will say that this is dangerous and disgusting while eating the sloppiest of nutrient deficient slop that causes constipation, diarrhea, diabetes, obesity and heart disease and they won't even blink
Anonymous No.5929090
>>5928258
depressing that this is normalized
Anonymous No.5929148 >>5929196 >>5929294 >>5931383
Here's a third one of that series:
Anonymous No.5929166
>>5928258
>Play in the sewer
>Try not to get shit on you
Anonymous No.5929196 >>5929515
>>5929148
This is retarded. I'm not paying.
Anonymous No.5929294 >>5929515
>>5929148
>that'll be 6,000,000 shekels please
i'm not Australian but uhh, YAH NAH CUNT FUCK OFF YA FOKIN POOFTAH!!
Anonymous No.5929308
>>5924874
>you have to EAT ALL THE EGGS
Anonymous No.5929329
>>5912549
Don't forget the purple drink
Anonymous No.5929336 >>5929593
>>5925756
>>5925758
Do you have more webms of this guy?
Anonymous No.5929337 >>5930090
>>5927757
h-how does he get out?
Anonymous No.5929340
>>5928249
>anon after a girl tells him she hasn't had sex in a long time
Anonymous No.5929351
>>5928234
this nigga eatin beans
Anonymous No.5929427 >>5929516
>>5928249
Its 4 different breeds of cow, they are less selectively bred than say Holsteins and they are not genetically modified so other than fat content and distribution they are indistinct from any other (non GMO) breed of cow
sage No.5929459
>>5927166
really it was my fault for clicking on it
Anonymous No.5929463
>>5928258
death is not so bad
Anonymous No.5929515 >>5929748 >>5931403 >>5931948
>>5929196
>>5929294
b...but what if it has LANGOSTINE in it? Just image, langostine, just like they eat in Italy. Langostine.
Anonymous No.5929516 >>5929598
>>5929427
The lady in the video makes a good argument that they are unhealthy in the extreme. It's the same reason you are going to eat some twink runner before some fatass.
Anonymous No.5929593 >>5929666
>>5929336
sure
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>>5921463
>>5921465
czy ty jesteΕ› moΕΌe tym sΕ‚ynnym hipisem?
Anonymous No.5929598 >>5929637
>>5929516
The exact same argument applies to literally all livestock raised for meat you retard.
People have been selectively breeding and fattening livestock since the Neolithic era
Anonymous No.5929637
>>5929598
Of course it does, and if you are a good steward of your own animals or a conscientous consumer, you select for healthy animals.
Anonymous No.5929666 >>5929708
>>5925756
>>5929593
Moar
I love/hate seeing jacks stuff for some reason
Anonymous No.5929670
>>5926131
How does he even make the food with nails bigger than his fingers?
Anonymous No.5929676 >>5929708
>>5929595
How is his family still alive with his cooking being what it is
Anonymous No.5929679
>>5927354
that just makes it even funnier
Anonymous No.5929695 >>5929715
>>5927354
bro, you cant keep doing that. stop
Anonymous No.5929708 >>5929724
>>5929666
affirmative anon
>>5929676
he nearly killed his son, but that was with his hands though kek
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>>5929695
what are you talking about
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Anonymous No.5929724 >>5929729 >>5929743
>>5929708
>nearly killed his son
Damn didnt know that. What happened?
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>>5929724
let me see if i can find the webum on my hdd where he explains it kek
Anonymous No.5929743 >>5929753 >>5929980 >>5931434
>>5929724
found it hope you enjoy, i had to dig through 2 external hard drives
Anonymous No.5929748
>>5929515
1. This man is not Italian
2. This is even more retarded.
Anonymous No.5929750 >>5929768
>>5929712
>>5929713
This offends me greatly.
Anonymous No.5929753 >>5929760 >>5929766
>>5929743
I thought you were gonna send me something hilarious, but damn didnt think this was it was about
Never knew I was laughing/raging at a ck lolcow with zero self control in all areas of his life till today
Anonymous No.5929760 >>5929836
>>5929753
Not only can he not control himself mentally, but he can't even control himself physically after the strokes.
Anonymous No.5929766 >>5929836
>>5929753
sorry anon have a funny one
Anonymous No.5929768 >>5929976
>>5929750
he is pretty good at knife care
Anonymous No.5929780 >>5929863
please tell me to stop
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Anonymous No.5929836 >>5929888
>>5929760
Kek
>>5929766
I may be a newfag, but it didnt make me uncomfortable or anything
Its just strange to see that side to him
Anonymous No.5929863 >>5929888
>>5929780
Kek, keep going
We need more of the lolcow considering nothing really good gets posted in ck threads anyway
Anonymous No.5929888 >>5930119 >>5931922
>>5929836
good lad
>>5929863
will do anon kek
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>>5921631
She's very clearly slavic, t.phenotype pro
Anonymous No.5929963
>>5925650
Foreskins
Anonymous No.5929976 >>5929990
>>5929768
this is sad
Anonymous No.5929980 >>5929991
>>5929743
Damn, hope that lil nigga returns the favour one day
Anonymous No.5929990 >>5930262
>>5929976
hes had 5 strokes. dont know what is going through his head
Anonymous No.5929991 >>5930019
>>5929980
lill nigga is just as retarded as his dad sorry anon
Anonymous No.5930007 >>5930008
>>5929896
That is NOT how you do it. All you need is cucumber, soft white sliced bread, soft brown sliced bread, butter, s&p.
Thinly slice the cucumber and generously season, let it sit for a while, maybe 10 mins so that any water thats gonna come out from the salt comes out and dosent make the sandwiches soggy, generously butter the bread (one slice white one brown) and place the cucumbers onto one slice. Add lid, remove crusts and cut into 4 peices diagnonally.

Done correctly this is one of the best sandwiches for canapΓ©s with tea/champagne. No function is complete without this classic
Anonymous No.5930008 >>5930030
>>5930007
Are you seriously, unironically, criticizing Jack?
Anonymous No.5930019
>>5929991
>boomer has a stroke so he has to give his son hypoxic brain damage to even the score
It's like circumcision all over again
Many such cases, wouldn't be surprised if he was diddling the daughter (he at least wishes he could like many boomers)
Anonymous No.5930030 >>5930504
>>5930008
Try my recipie
Anonymous No.5930072
>>5929908
Wow is that a Slap Chop (tm)?!
Anonymous No.5930080
>>5921468
its heckin relateable and low-fi
Anonymous No.5930084
>>5912549
I desire more
Anonymous No.5930086
>>5923023
cute apron ngl
Anonymous No.5930090
>>5929337
why would he want to leave?
Anonymous No.5930119
>>5929888
cheap ones don't have the rubber thing on the lid xD
Anonymous No.5930129
>>5915222
>35 seconds
>300 jump cuts
>lazy suzanne
>piece of fried chicken in a bun, nothing else

holy fucking KINO
Anonymous No.5930262 >>5930397 >>5930809
>>5929990
blood clots
Anonymous No.5930388 >>5930421 >>5930567
>>5915222
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>>5930262
kek
Anonymous No.5930421 >>5930431 >>5930567
>>5930388
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>>5930421
Anonymous No.5930504 >>5930549
>>5930030
I have had similar, usually with the crusts cut off and two matching slices of bread. Will make it to your specification sometime.
Thoughts on adding a little dill?
Anonymous No.5930549 >>5930621
>>5930504
I think a little bit of Dill could maybe be nice but youd have to be very sparing as its very delicate flavours you are working with and you might just end up overpowering the other stuff.
I think if done correctly it could be good tho
Anonymous No.5930567 >>5930737 >>5931954
>>5930388
>>5930421
I should make content of my fatass stuffing my gaping maw with fast food in my car for rage clicks. Only I am not going to have a redemption arc where I get skinny again.
Anonymous No.5930621
>>5930549
I make a nice cucumber dill salad sometimes, thought it might work in the sandwich.
Anonymous No.5930737
>>5930567
Eww pls dont post nasty AGP trannys getting off on their exhibitionism fetish
Anonymous No.5930745 >>5930837
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Anonymous No.5930749
Anyone got the vids of the Chinese girls doing the tea cleaning ritual thing?
Anonymous No.5930750 >>5930773 >>5931757
Anonymous No.5930752
>>5913488
Are you from America?
It's what you would call cow dung
Anonymous No.5930773 >>5931757
>>5930750
>not the sound version
Anonymous No.5930809
>>5930262
Audibly laughed
Anonymous No.5930837 >>5931379
>>5930745
why THE FUCK do indians always do it like that? hurr durr look at me im so fast! yer but you are doing a shitty and sloppy job you absolute mongoloid
Anonymous No.5930852
>>5925742
Oh, cool!
>pulls it out and throws it on the table
Anonymous No.5930875 >>5931957
Anonymous No.5930877 >>5931414
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Anonymous No.5930890 >>5930934 >>5930952 >>5930961
Anonymous No.5930932 >>5931391 >>5931952
>>5929721
>>5929716
All the people i've seen eat like this are actual down syndrome retards. How the fuck did this slob have a kid when he's so gross to look at? A
Anonymous No.5930934
>>5930890
What is this Israeli dish called?
Anonymous No.5930952
>>5930890
>watered-down tzatziki that's not even really savory because it has fucking raisins in it
What a pile of shit
Anonymous No.5930961
>>5930890
>raisins instead of baby foreskin
0/10 not kosher enough
Anonymous No.5931379
>>5930837
Because they are the scam race, that's their thing. They are the type to put more effort into appearing to be a good worker than actually be a good worker. It's just their nature.
Anonymous No.5931382 >>5932314
>>5928919
the penis is a sex organ that is also used for excretion
Anonymous No.5931383 >>5931401
>>5929148
hate this type of bullshit, it looks so cheap
Anonymous No.5931391 >>5931400
>>5930932
he cant use his right hand, he had a stroke
Anonymous No.5931400 >>5931434
>>5931391
That has nothing to do with it and he's using his hand in the second post i replied to. Its how he uses his tongue and presses the food against his face. I can eat a burger with one hand and not have it crumble into bits, everything about it is just gross.
Anonymous No.5931401 >>5931403
>>5931383
It's supposed to be playful, artsy garnishes that are easy enough to make in serving at a cafe or bakery. Definitely not for everyone but chicks dig it.
Compare to this stuff, which is more toward fine dining.
Anonymous No.5931403 >>5931532
>>5931401
that's the thing, it doesn't look artistic or aesthetic, it's the equivalent of really loud patterned clothing, you just look like a clown at the end of the day, nothing to do with haute couture
>>5929515 this is molecular bullshit too but at least it actually looks good and well designed
Anonymous No.5931406
>>5926095
how do i get one that doesnt mind me being into erotic anime girls
Anonymous No.5931414
>>5930877
That's a lot of buttah
Anonymous No.5931417
thread derailed with jack spammer.
Anonymous No.5931434 >>5931447 >>5931482 >>5932310
>>5931400
>uses his tongue
It's like a tentacle
>>5929743
>jack on jack junior.webm
the son that he strangled was Garrett, the kid he had with his first wife
Anonymous No.5931447
>>5931434
I hate it so much.
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Anonymous No.5931459 >>5931541 >>5931959 >>5932319
Anonymous No.5931482
>>5931434
>first wife
Two women looked at him, spent time with him, has a chance to know him....and decided to marry him?
kek
Hope they get what's coming to em
Anonymous No.5931515 >>5931529 >>5931541 >>5931962
Anonymous No.5931529
>>5931515
I'd eat grandpa's eggs
Anonymous No.5931532
>>5931403
I'm pretty sure those garnishing videos are for cafes, not haute dining. It's too kitschy and artsy to charge $100 for one of those plates. I like the loud clothing analogy.
Anonymous No.5931541 >>5931963 >>5932327
>>5931459
>not sure if disgusting or amazing
>>5931515
Kind of interesting, like the Japanese fish shaped cakes.
Here's a different egg that usually gets some laughs and scoffing. Remember, kids, NOMO is a movement not a restaurant.
Anonymous No.5931757 >>5932650
>>5930750
>>5930773
That man is so unrelentingly jewish
Anonymous No.5931803
>>5926243
Lots of unnecessary movements. He does this to look cool, not to be efficient. Typical black.
Anonymous No.5931806 >>5931912
>>5927757
But how does he get out LMAO!!
Anonymous No.5931807
>>5927757
What if he says that you have to eat all the eggs?
Anonymous No.5931912
>>5931806
he eggscuses himself
Anonymous No.5931922
>>5929791
god you can really see the hesitation in their expression

>>5929888
>jacks jenkem
fucking kek
Anonymous No.5931923 >>5932331
>>5929892
should have named this one "samurai jack"
Anonymous No.5931948 >>5932154
>>5929515
His food is retarded and bullshit; but why does he insist on talking like a faggot.
Anonymous No.5931950
>>5929713
imagine he is the Mexican cartel member tasked with murdering you in typical shitskin fashion where they dice you up into millions of little pieces, but what is supposed to be a 30 minute long death sentence turns into two days of Japanese level slow death torture with funky strange blunt knives.
Anonymous No.5931952 >>5932140
>>5930932
>people are down syndrome retards
Hey, whatsup alium bro, welcome to Earth, can i go on your space ship?
Anonymous No.5931954
>>5930567
STOP FUCKING UP MY FUCKING EGGSS YOU FUJFCKINGG RETARDED BIUTASDTCHHHH!!! GIVE ME THAT SPATULAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.5931957
>>5930875
God these people talk like such faggots. Look at the motions he's doing with his mouth just to make those noises.
Anonymous No.5931959
>>5931459
>peach
>avocado
And people talk shit on Jack, he learned it from you.
Anonymous No.5931962 >>5932324
>>5931515
Asian people can't do pastries/baking/anything without adult supervision.

You like that cupcake? How about a hard boiled egg and walnuts inside it?
You like that cinnamon bun? How about oyster sauce and a pig's foot inside it?
i lived 9 years in East Asia and these 'moon cakes' are one of the worst things i've ever eaten, up there with dog, monkey and pig brains, and human calf.
Anonymous No.5931963 >>5932154
>>5931541
Real life MMO quest.
Anonymous No.5932140 >>5932154
>>5931952
Do you eat by trying to lick your food into your mouth? kek
Anonymous No.5932154 >>5932334
>>5931963
NOMO is doing traveling pop-ups now. You might be saved a trip to Norway.
>>5932140
Jack is pretty much the ultimate face stuffing fatso but most obese fucks eat kind of like that. Food goes into your mouth, your tongue shouldn't extend outward like that. It's not normal and we have to push against normalizing it.
>>5931948
Einstein may have been incorrect in saying the only two things that were infinite were the universe and human stupidity. One could easily add Massive Faggotry to the list of infinite things.
Anyway, here's more from the same series.
Anonymous No.5932310
>>5931434
>the son that he strangled was Garrett, the kid he had with his first wife
webm renamed, thank you anon! i better have a look at the wiki for a minute.
Anonymous No.5932314
>>5931382
retarded and reddit tier take. 12% of gay men suffer from incontinence, and that is a generous estimate. enjoy shitting your pants gayboi
Anonymous No.5932319
>>5931459
jesus christ
Anonymous No.5932324
>>5931962
>human calf
uhm what
Anonymous No.5932327 >>5932352
>>5931541
its called noma anon. pretentious garbage restaurant. god i hate renΓ© redzepi. t. dane that went there.
Anonymous No.5932331
>>5931923
it is now renamed anon kek
Anonymous No.5932334 >>5932353
>>5932154
>You might be saved a trip to Norway.
im ashamed to admit it but noma is danish
Anonymous No.5932352
>>5932327
>its called noma anon
That explains why I can't find their cookbook.
Anonymous No.5932353
>>5932334
>im ashamed to admit it but noma is danish
I'm genuinely retarded this week. I've even watched shows about noma before and can't keep my shit straight today.
>vid related
>i'm the robot
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Anonymous No.5932635
>>5929726
always thought he looked like he had an extra chromosome but this one makes it impossible to unsee
Anonymous No.5932650
>>5931757
how can you tell?
Anonymous No.5932696
NEW THREAD
>>5932676
>>5932676
>>5932676
Anonymous No.5932947
>>5928258
>Goldstein
>Psyop
Hehe, nice edit.
>It's the actual ad
What the fuck