Play with fire and fry up some veg in the wok.

Pizza

Milk foam

>>5910455 (OP)
Nice and efficient.
>>5912158
Maximum inefficient.

>>5912158
soulless slop

>>5912158
he just can't stop fucking with it

>>5910455 (OP)
Sorry, I'm here for the jeet food gore?

>>5913473
>jeet food
what is that?

>>5912549
she burnin dem raisin turnovers doe

>>5913488
an oxymoron

CARDO! YOUR DINNER IS READY! *clack clack clack*

>>5912158
60 dollars on the menu

>>5915222
what the fuck
This one really does feel like crazy pills

>>5915212
holy fuck lady take it easy with the lingon, i still want to be able to experience the flavour fusion of the roll and mashed potato

>>5915212
I'd let her rulla my bulle if you catch my drift. Also I heard her bf broke up with her because she slept with the boss of that place

>>5910462
that place looks like shit

>>5915222
why

>>5914757
how does someone like this live

>>5915088
i do not like how they cut those tomatoes

>>5915088
that isnt even stroganoff
what the fuck

>>5912549
I lasted to 8 seconds.

>>5915222
Only good webm in this thread

>>5912549
this woman is hilarious

>>5915088
This is why men should do the cooking

>>5920379
Would.

>>5912158
He put the pine in the coconut.

>>5915088
that looks like fucking shit

>>5920379
She looks nervous as fuck. As if she does not want to be seen doing stupid shit like this

>>5915212
połączenie kuchni szwedzkiej i imigranckiej, takie ubogacenie smakowe kuchni. Rzygać się chce.

>>5920376
a pod stołem od razu srają.

>>5910462
Why did youtubers start holding their mics like game show hosts

>>5912549
>*chirp* every minute or so
lol

>>5920379
>Nothing special
Then why display it? I try to not be absolutely misogynistic but good lord the tendency of women absolutely NEEDING attention for no reason other than for the sake of it is tiresome.

>>5916617
Makes sense, all eastern euro women are massive whores and they come with severe bpd out of the box. They love non eastern european white men too

>>5912549
Classic. RIP auntie fee.

>>5921617
Sweden isnt in eastern Europe retard

>>5916617
And where did you hear that?

>>5921631
She immigrated from eastern Europe into Sweden you fucking mongrel

>>5921661
Oh ok

>>5922378

>>5922378
>>5923023
must be nice to have a really good friend cook for you
what a bro
that guy is going to make a very special woman happy someday

>>5923065
when he finally gets hitched by some woman and have kids, Cardo will be sad and hungry

>>5915221
She can sizzle my sausage if you know what I mean

>>5923023
I swear black communities produce some of the zestiest dudes and it's not even close.

>>5915222
love this dude

>>5923023
Who's Ben Dover? Why is Cardo calling for him?

>>5922378
Hot cheetos are fucking gross.. Same for any spicy chip.
>this tastes like shit but it's teh spicy!!
Fuck off

>>5921522
plenty of guys on more extreme diets do the same thing, this isn't really a gender thing but people eating for excitement

>>5923996
Why does this feel weirdly sexual

>>5922378
I love how someone just found two gay niggas eating american slop and now they're the face and brand of /ck/ for years to come

>>5924670
frfr ong

>>5923996
feels like it needs the breaking bad theme lol

>>5924670
gay!?
bullshit! they're just really good frens

>>5923993
My uncle used to do food commercials. He hasn't been able to stomach milk in 40 years because it reminds him of the smell of the glue they used in cereal commercials.

>>5924874
Thank you for the edit with audio

>>5923993
Most of these are lies

>>5921468
some fag did it once and got super popular so now they all do it. same as it ever was

>>5921522
liver king

>>5924798
I should call her

>>5924927
Your uncle is a weak-assed bitch.

I love Israeli food

>>5915088
>milk
>just boil everything at once
what the fuck is this

>>5915222
who is this man lol

>>5915088
The average nip can't fucking cook.
They live on instant noodles, takeout and convenience store dinner.
I was there before covid and their mind was blown when I made my own chicken risotto, they thought I was a professional cook. Bitch this is the most basic shit ever.
On the other hand nip cooks are crazy, they really know their stuff.

>>5925758
joe is hungry

>>5925767
Speak for yourself, my jap wife makes me all kinds of delicious food.

>>5919309
cringe and reddit

>>5925743
overdesigned bullshit

>>5925951
Same

>>5925951
it doesn't take much to make miso soup, sashimi, tempura, or soba with the mirin/sugar/basedsauce/dashi.

>>5925767
imo the average japanese person makes shitty food. like most westerners. its because of our culture, the family unit has been destroyed and now its all about convenience. sure some people are good cooks, but they are few.
>>5925951
>>5926095
congratulations, but the exception is not the rule.
>>5926131
>the slurping and chewing sounds
>the ZESTY twink with longer nails than his fingers
jesus christ is this some sort of fetish like mukbang etc? disgusting.

>>5922378
>>5923023
looks so good...
im not talking the food :DDD

>>5926131
looks so good...
im not talking about the food :DDD

>>5926209
Holy FRICK this guy is FAST!

>>5926234
boy he dont play

>>5924874
How did you find this video of me with the girl I found?

>>5926204
One disgusting motherfucker when it comes to eating, but I guess that's the point

>>5926267
That's the point of it
We forge these sugary confections so we may partake without remorse

>>5926213
do they have hoondam or tooyotam cheese?

>>5926243
My autism always kicks in whenever I am packing my groceries and I need to finish packing right after he finishes scanning. This would be a complete nightmare.

>>5912549
>Make sure all the edges are smashed,so the shit don't seep out

>>5925743
>that will be 500usd you filthy moron.

>>5925650
lol, but also educational

>>5924137
>Who's Ben Dover?
a British pron star from before the internet. he's probably dead by now. it was from a time back when hardcore porn was illegal in this country so the most you saw was some tits

>>5923945
>She can sizzle my sausage if you know what I mean
could you elaborate? butter or some kind of oil? also how long for each side. also would she make some tater mash and gravy, maybe some peas

>>5926274
>We forge these sugary confections so we may partake without remorse
That's obviously not what I meant

>>5910455 (OP)

>>5927166
Cleanest american eater.

>>5927166
He looks like my uncle who beat his daughters

>>5925650
>>5927112
You know most of those things were made by Jews in those countries right?

>>5927354
Seethe.

>>5927391
Cope

>>5926065
>filtered.
PES is fucking kino.

>>5924670
>I love how someone just found two gay niggas eating american slop and now they're the face and brand of /ck/ for years to come
Ywn have a best male friend who makes delicious kino food for you until you both find your future wives.
Stay salty, bitch.

>>5926213
>>5926325
>venezuelan beaver cheese?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO-MEapibkA

>>5927330
Did you stop him?

>>5927354
So you're saying jews aren't part of the cultures they inhabit, interesting

>>5927481
If a Chinatown in your country made a new food, would that be your country's food, or Chinese food?
Ridiculous to say it would be your country's

>>5927481
And to answer your question, they weren't when those foods were made
Because they lived in ghettos
Wonder who forced them there?

>>5927166
This is what plebs and thirdies don't get: you have to aerate your food in your mouth to experience the full range of flavours on your taste buds

>>5927495
>Wonder who forced them there?
Who knows? We're only allowed to hear one side of the story. Wonder who's side that is?

>>5927655
>Yeah bro, they forced themselves because... They just did ok?
It's historical fact, you'd have to have some sort of evidence to the contrary to say otherwise

>>5927686
>you'd have to have some sort of evidence to the contrary to say otherwise

like the fact that's outside of America it's illegal to say jews are lying about the holocaust?

>>5915222
I lost my shit, it just kept ramping up

>>5927744
I can watch gore horror movies without flinching but I can't look at this OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT LAST FRAME???

>>5927535
Fucking kek. This is even better than the shrimp tempura webm, which is one of the best.

>>5927491
Chop suey is American. You won't find it anywhere in China and people from China wouldn't recognize it as Chinese food. You're arguing that the crunchwrap is Mexican.

>>5923023
That nigger has elf ears
Holy shit. Gay elf niggers are real

>>5927354
no they didn't

>>5926131
Why do they eat like troglodytes?

>>5915212
When I was a teenager working one of my first jobs I worked with an older chick who looked like her. One night we closed together and when we walked out to our cars she randomly started telling me she had not had sex in a long time.I was completely oblivious to it and just told her that sucks and went home. One day the realization hit me and I still think about that 30 years later.

>>5910462
>>5910465
>>5910554
All three of these first posts are supreme faggot material. Should be hardware banned from the site.

>>5920374
>when you nut but she keeps on sucking
i had this girl in Hong Kong that would make me cum and use my jizz as lubricant in her mouth to just keep me orgasming over and over and over for hours on end. i would have sensory overload and couldn't move my limbs, just breathing on autopilot, barely able to speak probably looking exactly like this dude.

>>5921522
>I try to not be absolutely misogynistic but
This has to be reddit bait. We need 500 more Hitlers all at the same time.

>>5924874
i have a solid 24 hours of her porn, but only the good stuff where she doesn't play too hard into the vulnerable incapable virgin bit but gobbles up dicks and makes them disappear.

>>5924927
What a faggot. Men in your family must entirely be faggots.

>>5927166
The only thing i know about this guy is he makes the "boo buh boo boo boo boo" noises, people spammed the shit outta that in my /b/ days 20 years ago.

>>5927744
i can fix her. With my penis.

>>5922378
Bros, how can I get a sassy faggot boywife like this?

>>5926243
What makes anyone want to be the perfect wagie so the boss can receive more shekels?

>>5926243
this is like a pretty normal pace for german cashiers

>>5928249
In your defense, Anon, she went about it in a pretty autistic manner

>>5928258
>dr. evan goldstein

>>5926243
look at that abject slop

>>5927308
IIRC, in Persian, cashews are
>jew's almond
>indian almond

>>5928258
>here's how you can eat to avoid shitting on another guy's dick
yep, ass is totally a sex organ

>>5927906
Lesbians, I think. The top-knot in the background is another female.
>>5928230
The map is the territory, Anon.

>>5920379
based raw meat eater
people will say that this is dangerous and disgusting while eating the sloppiest of nutrient deficient slop that causes constipation, diarrhea, diabetes, obesity and heart disease and they won't even blink

>>5928258
depressing that this is normalized

Here's a third one of that series:

>>5928258
>Play in the sewer
>Try not to get shit on you

>>5929148
This is retarded. I'm not paying.

>>5929148
>that'll be 6,000,000 shekels please
i'm not Australian but uhh, YAH NAH CUNT FUCK OFF YA FOKIN POOFTAH!!

>>5924874
>you have to EAT ALL THE EGGS

>>5912549
Don't forget the purple drink

>>5925756
>>5925758
Do you have more webms of this guy?

>>5927757
h-how does he get out?

>>5928249
>anon after a girl tells him she hasn't had sex in a long time

>>5928234
this nigga eatin beans

>>5928249
Its 4 different breeds of cow, they are less selectively bred than say Holsteins and they are not genetically modified so other than fat content and distribution they are indistinct from any other (non GMO) breed of cow

>>5927166
really it was my fault for clicking on it

>>5928258
death is not so bad

>>5929196
>>5929294
b...but what if it has LANGOSTINE in it? Just image, langostine, just like they eat in Italy. Langostine.

>>5929427
The lady in the video makes a good argument that they are unhealthy in the extreme. It's the same reason you are going to eat some twink runner before some fatass.

>>5929336
sure

>>5921463
>>5921465
czy ty jesteś może tym słynnym hipisem?

>>5929516
The exact same argument applies to literally all livestock raised for meat you retard.
People have been selectively breeding and fattening livestock since the Neolithic era

>>5929598
Of course it does, and if you are a good steward of your own animals or a conscientous consumer, you select for healthy animals.

>>5925756
>>5929593
Moar
I love/hate seeing jacks stuff for some reason

>>5926131
How does he even make the food with nails bigger than his fingers?

>>5929595
How is his family still alive with his cooking being what it is

>>5927354
that just makes it even funnier

>>5927354
bro, you cant keep doing that. stop

>>5929666
affirmative anon
>>5929676
he nearly killed his son, but that was with his hands though kek

>>5929695
what are you talking about

>>5929708
>nearly killed his son
Damn didnt know that. What happened?

>>5929724
let me see if i can find the webum on my hdd where he explains it kek

>>5929724
found it hope you enjoy, i had to dig through 2 external hard drives

>>5929515
1. This man is not Italian
2. This is even more retarded.

>>5929712
>>5929713
This offends me greatly.

>>5929743
I thought you were gonna send me something hilarious, but damn didnt think this was it was about
Never knew I was laughing/raging at a ck lolcow with zero self control in all areas of his life till today

>>5929753
Not only can he not control himself mentally, but he can't even control himself physically after the strokes.

>>5929753
sorry anon have a funny one

>>5929750
he is pretty good at knife care

please tell me to stop

>>5929760
Kek
>>5929766
I may be a newfag, but it didnt make me uncomfortable or anything
Its just strange to see that side to him

>>5929780
Kek, keep going
We need more of the lolcow considering nothing really good gets posted in ck threads anyway

>>5929836
good lad
>>5929863
will do anon kek

>>5921631
She's very clearly slavic, t.phenotype pro

>>5925650
Foreskins

>>5929768
this is sad

>>5929743
Damn, hope that lil nigga returns the favour one day

>>5929976
hes had 5 strokes. dont know what is going through his head

>>5929980
lill nigga is just as retarded as his dad sorry anon

>>5929896
That is NOT how you do it. All you need is cucumber, soft white sliced bread, soft brown sliced bread, butter, s&p.
Thinly slice the cucumber and generously season, let it sit for a while, maybe 10 mins so that any water thats gonna come out from the salt comes out and dosent make the sandwiches soggy, generously butter the bread (one slice white one brown) and place the cucumbers onto one slice. Add lid, remove crusts and cut into 4 peices diagnonally.

Done correctly this is one of the best sandwiches for canapés with tea/champagne. No function is complete without this classic

>>5930007
Are you seriously, unironically, criticizing Jack?

>>5929991
>boomer has a stroke so he has to give his son hypoxic brain damage to even the score
It's like circumcision all over again
Many such cases, wouldn't be surprised if he was diddling the daughter (he at least wishes he could like many boomers)

>>5930008
Try my recipie

>>5929908
Wow is that a Slap Chop (tm)?!

>>5921468
its heckin relateable and low-fi

>>5912549
I desire more

>>5923023
cute apron ngl

>>5929337
why would he want to leave?

>>5929888
cheap ones don't have the rubber thing on the lid xD

>>5915222
>35 seconds
>300 jump cuts
>lazy suzanne
>piece of fried chicken in a bun, nothing else

holy fucking KINO

>>5929990
blood clots

>>5915222

>>5930262
kek

>>5930388

>>5930421

>>5930030
I have had similar, usually with the crusts cut off and two matching slices of bread. Will make it to your specification sometime.
Thoughts on adding a little dill?

>>5930504
I think a little bit of Dill could maybe be nice but youd have to be very sparing as its very delicate flavours you are working with and you might just end up overpowering the other stuff.
I think if done correctly it could be good tho

>>5930388
>>5930421
I should make content of my fatass stuffing my gaping maw with fast food in my car for rage clicks. Only I am not going to have a redemption arc where I get skinny again.

>>5930549
I make a nice cucumber dill salad sometimes, thought it might work in the sandwich.

>>5930567
Eww pls dont post nasty AGP trannys getting off on their exhibitionism fetish

Anyone got the vids of the Chinese girls doing the tea cleaning ritual thing?

>>5913488
Are you from America?
It's what you would call cow dung

>>5930750
>not the sound version

>>5930262
Audibly laughed

>>5930745
why THE FUCK do indians always do it like that? hurr durr look at me im so fast! yer but you are doing a shitty and sloppy job you absolute mongoloid

>>5925742
Oh, cool!
>pulls it out and throws it on the table

>>5929721
>>5929716
All the people i've seen eat like this are actual down syndrome retards. How the fuck did this slob have a kid when he's so gross to look at? A

>>5930890
What is this Israeli dish called?

>>5930890
>watered-down tzatziki that's not even really savory because it has fucking raisins in it
What a pile of shit

>>5930890
>raisins instead of baby foreskin
0/10 not kosher enough

>>5930837
Because they are the scam race, that's their thing. They are the type to put more effort into appearing to be a good worker than actually be a good worker. It's just their nature.

>>5928919
the penis is a sex organ that is also used for excretion

>>5929148
hate this type of bullshit, it looks so cheap

>>5930932
he cant use his right hand, he had a stroke

>>5931391
That has nothing to do with it and he's using his hand in the second post i replied to. Its how he uses his tongue and presses the food against his face. I can eat a burger with one hand and not have it crumble into bits, everything about it is just gross.

>>5931383
It's supposed to be playful, artsy garnishes that are easy enough to make in serving at a cafe or bakery. Definitely not for everyone but chicks dig it.
Compare to this stuff, which is more toward fine dining.

>>5931401
that's the thing, it doesn't look artistic or aesthetic, it's the equivalent of really loud patterned clothing, you just look like a clown at the end of the day, nothing to do with haute couture
>>5929515 this is molecular bullshit too but at least it actually looks good and well designed

>>5926095
how do i get one that doesnt mind me being into erotic anime girls

>>5930877
That's a lot of buttah

thread derailed with jack spammer.

>>5931400
>uses his tongue
It's like a tentacle
>>5929743
>jack on jack junior.webm
the son that he strangled was Garrett, the kid he had with his first wife

>>5931434
I hate it so much.

>>5931434
>first wife
Two women looked at him, spent time with him, has a chance to know him....and decided to marry him?
kek
Hope they get what's coming to em

>>5931515
I'd eat grandpa's eggs

>>5931403
I'm pretty sure those garnishing videos are for cafes, not haute dining. It's too kitschy and artsy to charge $100 for one of those plates. I like the loud clothing analogy.

>>5931459
>not sure if disgusting or amazing
>>5931515
Kind of interesting, like the Japanese fish shaped cakes.
Here's a different egg that usually gets some laughs and scoffing. Remember, kids, NOMO is a movement not a restaurant.