Thread 5915267

2 wheels

>>5915272
why did that goofy looking bastard think that was an ok thing to do?

>>5915269
Huh I didn't know there was a utilty version of the opel corsa (sold as the barina in aus), WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HOLDEN BARINA UTE GM!?!

>>5915288
What mental illness does the crazy guy have?

>>5915315
To me it looked like the rider had an empty water bottle and was waiting for an opportunity to exchange it or put it back or whatever. I wouldn't have grabbed it but I can understand why he did it.

>>5915272
aww baby was mad they took his bottle
>>5915476
manletism

>>5915270
That bike weighs like 25 lbs?
He can't just hold it up?

>>5915271
I thought the doggo was gonna get off the leash and chase after them.

>>5915476
He was keeping goofy niggers off his trail.

>>5915273
>Fucking barrels!

>>5915476
Making fun of the idiots blocking a mountain bike trail to sight see.

>>5915476
Canadian

>>5915288
LoL zoomies emasculated by based genx

>>5915288
just punch the retard wtf

>>5915592
>Oy vey, this is anudda crucifixion

>>5915410
I wonder if Japan has less issues with cyclists blasting through intersections/red lights.

>>5916214
Why is a frenchman riding a bicycle in Africa? Maybe he should go back to France.

>>5916214
I grew up near a Navajo reservation and their streets (dirt roads) were cleaner than this.

>>5915476
based personality disorder (BPD)

>>5916214
legend

>>5916208
can you edit out the motorcycle but keep the fly and the sound?

>>5915288
desu, stopping in the narrowest part of that path is rather stupid and dangerous. calling someone a bitch, who comes round the bend and cannot stop, is a bit impolite. that said, one should carry bear spray in the woods.

>>5915288
1. why did he lt him throw his bike in the river?
2. why didn't they just stomp him, he's 48
3. at least tell him to fuck off

pussies

>>5916214
There's a Bongistani called Jeremy Vine who does this shit unironically and pulls ops like blocking ambulances to keep them from crossing the bike lane.

>>5915827
Its impossible, bikefags all have bird bones

>>5915271
Imagine trusting the 100 people ahead of you lmao

>>5917167
>lego-sized pixels
>resolution too large to fit on anything less than 4k
>camera centered on mirror, can't see what's coming
>absolutely no payoff at all, no wreck, just annoying engine noise
9/10, if the rider had been breathing heavily it would have been a perfect 10

>>5916210
This is what cyclists are capable of, Don't mess with us

>>5917178
topic says 2wheels. think i fit it

>>5915424
>>5915427
holy qts

>>5917180
outing yourself as an unhunged cyclist is not the flex you think it is.

>>5916282
>in Africa
>go back to France
anon, i have some terrible news...

>>5915288
not a single soul knows that this is ai

>>5917249
not yet

>>5917249
https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/video-shows-man-throwing-teens-mountain-bike-off-bridge-on-bc-trail/

fuck off coomer fag

>>5916615
I think Monsieur here does it also unironically

>>5915269
>first thing truck driver does after getting out is put his hat back on

>>5917167
what gameboy game is this?

>>5915288
this webm is proof that young adults are not biochemically healthy, a healthy young man would lose his temper 5 times over and sperg out on this retard instead of saying "sorry" over and over

>>5917214
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frakenstein or Superman. All I want to do is

Some OC with more than a handful of pixels

>>5917649
I need to add the roblox sound to this or something

>>5917427
Stolen vehicle, it's his disguise

>>5915288
Stomp that stupid little fuck and throw him in the river already. What a couple of losers

>>5916203
did he die, never found that out

>>5917211
Boooring. This >>5918905, you see how much of a chad we are right?

I want to go fast

>>5917300
dude's a pussy, should have stomped his neck.

so weird to see a jap on video not getting raped, drinking piss, etc

>>5919032
i hate when these fags post shit like this, send it to your boyfriend, we want to see crashes

>>5916490 tried my best

>>5919026
Fake and gay, lad.

>>5916212
How did not one of them manage to avoid that?

>>5915276
kek he came out of that bush like a deer

>>5918976
>get clippy pedals
>practice inside first so you don't fall over
>fall over anyway

the gays are back posting non crash videos again, day ruined

>>5917180
This would have zero effect on a car

>>5915288
All the zoomies too scared to do anything and back off

Based old man putting them in their place.

>>5915270
howling

>>5915288
>not just grabbing the bike before he throws it
he had a lot of time and was just saying 'no', what the fuck is wrong with those guys

>>5916210
why did they stop the bike

>>5915267 (OP)
Fuck that car that rolled into the zebra crossing.
I hate those people so much.

>>5916615
Correction, did, he publicly announced he was giving up his crusade because of the haters.

>>5915536
Damn these comments reek of amerifat

>>5916972
How's your weight loss journey coming along?

>>5915476
Being a man

>>5919811
What exactly did he do wrong?

>>5920351
Exceeded the physical limitations of friction.

>>5919980
To make le epic video

>>5919585
I watch Rampage every year. I think that was Tom Isted. I remember he had a fuckin loose practice run.

>>5919981
im sorry is this your boyfriends instagram account, why are you posting this here?
nobody wants to see this shit moron, we are here for crashes.

>>5919976
I assume he didn't want to leave himself open to getting subsequently stabbed by the bike hobo while wrestling for the Bike

>>5919790
>>5919808
TBF 2-wheelers are exactly the people who would say "Isle of Man" out loud a lot.

>>5917214
I need to sit behind her more than I need to breathe

>>5915315

Fans collect the discarded water bottles tossed aside during races in designated zones by the pros as souvenirs. Guy probably thought he could just take it out of his mouth thinking the rider was done with it.

Bump

>>5919899
I really hope I'm not this insecure when I'm older

>>5915276
driver has some bitchin music choices

>>5917649
Why did he want to grab that stone so badly that he crashed his bike?

>>5924027
Based

>>5917249
>noooo brown people would never be hyper aggressive and evil it has to be fake

kill yourself you worthless shit skin and/or race traitor.

>>5924027
RIP his nuts

>>5917180
You don't have the balls to do anything faggot

>>5920093
Nah it reeks of not respecting personal property, commie detected

>>5924471
How's your weight loss journey going?

>>5915270
How is he so fucking stupid? Just roll it down on the back wheel. There should be plenty of room to do so on those stairs.

>>5916223
They had less issue in general, that's going to change though.

>>5916223
It's a huge problem, especially highschool kids on their phones not looking up at all as they blow through lights. I ride my bicycle to work and I've had three crashes with them because they aren't paying attention. The police said they'd start cracking down on it last year but nothing has changed. Even worst are the mothers on electric bikes, mamacharis, with a kid on the front, the back and groceries hanging off everywhere not looking or paying attention at all.

>>5920701
Are you insecure or something? Let the dude post his videos, we don't care about seeing the same 20 crash WebM over and over.

>>5924467
Nice projection ;) from now on you should take care when cyclists are behind you. We could even bazooka your ass.
Protip: now that you have made this comment we smell you like you are our lapdog

>>5924554
if someone does not enjoy watching faggot vids it doesn't mean he is insecure

>>5917214
that's dangerous driving

>>5920076
Wasn't it his right of way? He had to inch forward because of idiots like the cyclist

>>5919981
Fucking subhuman niggers.

>>5923736
I love seeing these retards die because usually you never see them face any consequences or worse still, their stupidity kills someone else.

>>5924687
>ghostface just torched my moped and asked me what my favorite scary movie is

>>5924696
>Wasn't it his right of way?
>yield to pedestians signs
You stop before the crossing, not in the middle of it.
Cagers cry so much about how cyclists don't know the rules of the road and don't belong there, but none of them seem to know what any of the lines on the pavement mean.

>>5915288
These dudes getting bullied are enormous faggots, what an embarrassment

>>5918966
He looks pretty dead

>>5916209
I fucking love the enthusiasm here

>>5917313
He yelled at a tree branch and a parked car. Dude is definitely just joking around

>>5917216
>freckled tits
Amazing

>>5919032
I know that road

>>5925628
pretty sure that's road rash and bits of gravel from sliding face first across the pavement

>>5918976
>Eggs on top of the fridge

>>5915270
how the fuck do you even manage this

>>5925625
No, he is raging at the city for not pruning the branches to remove obstacles from the cycling lane and then also raging at the car because it was illegally parked half on the curb and half in the bike lane.
He also rages about other obstacles in the bike lane that should be cleared by street sweepers.
Dumbass doesn't know or care that he's supposed to stop and wait for the pedestrians in the crossing to clear before he continues through the intersection though.

>>5915325
what fucking nanny state curated life losers. the defender is not moving fast at all, isn't close at all, and you're not a fucking horse. STUPID MOTHERFUCKING TWO WHEELED CUNTS

>>5925092
guy got too much air

>>5920351
Didn't anticipate his suspension bottoming out mid corner. Go frame by frame and watch his front tire, body position, and slip angle. He was fighting the bike the entire way through the corner and still almost saved it.

>>5915288
basically my father when he gets drunk kek

>>5915268
don't these retards have rear brakes?

anyone got the one of the dude with the dirt bike punching the hiker who complains about the noise?

>>5915325
>be me
>9 years old
>grew up on a narrow road
>cars dont give a fuck
>you litterally just stop the bike and stand there so you dont lose balance
>???
>profit
British creatures are basically like human toddlers.

>>5918966
I say you he dead.

>>5917202
Nice brakes faggot

>>5925740
I keep the empty cartons on the top of the fridge too

>>5916490
You didn't even have the decency to give a (you) to the other guy, but it's a funny idea.

>>5916588
What are you talking about, you cant stop on a path? Stop wherever the fuck I want thank you very much

>>5915325
He got fined £1000 for that. fuck this country.

>>5926330
blue board, bud

>>5923741
I've always wondered, so if you fail this do you just die

>>5917427
>>5917691
thats a right hand drive

>>5926327
>>5926321
Easier than it looks surely.

>>5926321
Christ, my palms are sweaty

>>5917176
>imagine trusting even as much a single cyclist
ftfy

>>5926321
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT!!

>>5926667
He gets maybe 20 feet of air over the ramp. If you fall at a bad angle, yeah, you die, but maybe not if you avoid snapping your neck or spine.

>>5923226
it's been a while since I've seen that video.
good shit

God really hates China, doesn't he

>>5915883
FUCKING BUBBLES!

>>5926349
I’ll take a stop off in your asshole.

>>5926318
Classic, but I love that this is the full footage

>>5926318
fucking hilarious
He has to take the time to set his bike down TWICE while his friend is whimpering behind him

>>5915267 (OP)
I love these threads. You have no idea what the fuck is going to happen.

>>5917585
The problem is the law is not on their side. Let's say they kicked the crazy dude's ass. Well that means they'll insta-lose in civil court at the very least. Who cares that the crazy guy was accosting them, "my client was injured :^)".

>>5924485
when i was a kid i just carry it in my hand while i walk the stairs. and i had that old-timers bicycle that weights much more

>>5919585
Incredible
But why do they always record in vertical?

>>5928576
zoomers probably wonder why TVs aren’t in vertical

>>5928799
yesssss

>>5925092
he forgot to release the spacebar button

>>5928799
>not a single one laughing
normies are so boring

>>5928573
>dipshit bikers off themselves
you love to see it

>>5926318
How gingerly he sets his bike and water bottle down lololol

all while his friend is in the middle of a fucking highway

>>5926331
>>5926334
Gore

>>5926351
For what? Driving his car?

>>5917249
His name is Ai?

>>5926321
Fucking sweet, I wish I had the balls to do this

>>5926318
The best part is how he takes the time to set his bike down gently while his friend is whining in the road. They won't have learned shit.

>>5926351
Guy driving probably believes wahmen should vote anyway

>>5928799
Not enough speed and he exceeded the weight limit.

>>5915592
Its not jesus, its a saint calles San Judas Tadeo (dont know the name in english). There are people that are devoted to him, and every 28th on any month they took their images, statues, figures to a church in the mexico city's downtown to pay respects, and other religious activities. Some people have huge statues, and that cyclist were a meme for a while, because despite carrying a image of a saint, he was dumb enough to get into an accident.

>>5928573
Jfc these chest compressions hurt to watch
Utter shit tier
Are mutts really so inept?

>>5930651
>2021 video
>hurt to watch, cause I could've done better!!!

Happened in Santiago, Chile, biker buddy died on impact. You're a stupid keyboard spectator faggot. Kekkk

>>5930692
Nah I'm a medic, retard

>>5930703
>Nah>ESL speak.


So you're going to revive a dead person, lol, fuck off neet cunt, lmao omg

>>5930461
St Jude (or St. Jude Thaddeus). He's the patron saint of lost causes here

>>5926351
Wow

>>5924554
he is right tho, i am here for crashes or funny situations not for some faggot driving and nothing happening
make your own thread if you want to post this boring shit

>>5915288
White people are done for

>>5918966
It may be fake. He is laying right next to the bike.
When you crash, usually the bike goes one way and you flying the other. And he was sitting on it, not riding it. Weird.

>>5930807
It's the two wheels thread, not the "le crash and funny because I'm a bitter incel" thread. Grow up.

>>5931109
fuck of newfag

>>5915288
Soijak if he real

>>5924490
If they open the borders for negros, pajeets and mudslime, it's 200% guaranteed.
Old Japan knew what they were doing. Keep the borders fucking CLOSED
Fuck america for forcing them to open up trade. A fucking pest for this world, they created this problem in Europe.

>>5930651
>mutts
>west south coordinates
absolutely rent free

>>5928882
Why are you like this? You need the belt

>>5930787
Amerisharts are third worlders for obsessing over ass this much

>>5931257
Obsessing, well this is what you do as well except you were born to SUCK AMERICAS COCK. Change my mind, oh you can't!

>>5931235
Old Japan? When they were broke? Anyway, Japan has been declining in low birth since the 70s. Japan today, 1 in 10 is 80+ years.

>they created this problem in Europe

Biggest wars started by:
Germany
France
Germany


You're stupid.

>>5931265
>Germany
I doubt that, its always been the austrians starting this shit

>>5931275
Austrians are German, just like the Portugese are Spanish.

>>5931448
people like you are the reason why europe can never have peace

>>5931235
>they created this problem in Europe.
Your aristocrats sold out to the jews before America even existed, you fucking moron.

>>5928576
That was practice so he probably posted it on Instagram or Facebook. Pretty sure it was Tom Isted who’ has a YouTube channel.

>>5928475
>YouTube© Law Degree

>>5919032
OK but now do this and play a childrens card game as well.

>>5928977
>blood that has been shed, especially as a result of violence.
I do not see blood, dismemberment, or even broken bones. The cyclist getting his ankle broke by the semi was gore.

>>5931865
Did he die?

>>5926144
>>grew up on a narrow road
You hand no house?

>>5925092
I almost expected "you're finally awake" edit.

>>5916208
>>5916490
>>5919266
>>5926177
thank you, you silly fuckers you

>>5932221
he is fine, just a little sleepy

source
>I am the tire

>>5926177 oh yeah yours is perfect, I didn't make the fly zoom past in the right moment in mine. cheers.

>>5932229
holy ragdoll physics

>>5931865
Winner: Best Filename of 2025

>>5925740
Europeans don't wash or refrigerate their eggs. They like raw chicken shit in an omelette

>>5928576
Because they're using phones to take videos for people to watch on phones, vertical resolution. Kids don't use computers

>>5926169
I'm in love with this girl and I don't even hate cyclists. But there's literally a bike path right there, on the right

>>5928170
>>5928971
>>5930245
You don't understand. Good road bikes cost as much as cars

>>5932229
is this AI?

>>5932229
yeah but how sick would that have been if he landed it

>>5932779
looking frame by frame, this guy just barely missed hooking his nuts on the back of the seat

>>5915288
Two wimps

>>5915288
>>5916098
>>5916613
>>5919899
The reactions anons have to this video are quite interesting. It's a great example of how most people on this site believe in "might makes right".

>>5916212
Change the Filename back to "super meatboy replay"

>>5932878
No, you dingus. Every "pussy" allegation implicitly gives the young dudes the right to push back, and scolds them for not exercising it.

>>5928573
>chest compression
>without checking for open wounds
>without checking if he is breathing
>on the street with traffic and possible other suicidal bikers
>still does a shitty reanimation he saw on Scrubs or Grace Anatomy

lol