Thread 5918707

/ylylg/
You Laugh You Lose General
Proper Chuckle Edition;
>No spamming those bs meme videos nobody finds funny.
>Posting OC is encouraged.
>If you never post any new stuff, give it a shot.
>Music is allowed if it's funny or ads to the video's humor

You know the rules, they are simple.
Don't deliberately ruin a proper thread.

LOTR

May KEK keep the Kievan telegraphist forever.

stay in shape anons
>get in shape, cause we all know Anons are fat basement dwellers
:D

one for the gamers

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you... raw untamed talent:

one for the /an/imal lovers

here's a cute one you can show your mom when she brings you hot pockets

DO NOT show this one to your mom, show it to your dad.

MUSIC BREAK!!!

laziness personified

Carrot in the box - Jimmy Carr

Box owning; Sean Lock

Non-Box; Jon Richardson

>>5918770
Carrot in a Box part 2; The Return

Sean Lock vs Jon Richardson

don't go to the beach

>>5918742
found the one with sound

balloons man

>>5918826
always gets me

Janny, I am not making any more threads on /wsg/ since you allow this fliggu giggu spam bullshit to persist.

adios

>>5919045
cringe

the poster above is a braphog fat gay nigger pedophile.

>>5919071
fuck off janny

the poster above is mindbroken

>>5918722
That's cool as fuck

>>5918870
Fuckin lost.

>>5919386
>Dale Heil
That's the coolest name ever.

>>5918855
>Slop on the TV
the amount of zoomers with digital lobotomies is gonna be crazy

>>5918833
god, that fucking jeet movie fucking sucked and this meme made me remember

>>5918735
crabs funny

>>5919386
this is excellent

>>5921084
I genuinely hate this man more than anyone I know IRL because of this threads
And also the cunt that keeps posting him, kys faggot

>>5918771
why didn't they reverse who got to look?

>>5918808
song?

>>5918809
song?

>>5918892
I always lose

>>5921708
just report him for trolling outside of /b/
if enough of us do it the Janny has no choice or lose his job

>>5918796
Dad is FIRED UP!

>>5918737
I was never a fan of those levels

>>5918892
Sweet

>>5918799
this one always gets me. Is it an ai or something?

>>5918898
what did he do for a year?? fucking kek

>>5918789
>I staple tapeworms onto my penis

>>5918839
Lmao

>>5918711
kek

>>5918834
I have to give Patrick Stewart credit. When my boomer parents were in the UK and ran into him, he was very nice and posed for a photo with them.

>>5922349
No, it's a dude using music equipment to make the strange sounds. Look up Longmont Potion Castle, he has a bunch of great calls like that

>>5922568
I lost at evolutionary cul-de-sac

>>5923555
Malicious compliance

>>5918908
Well done

>>5923557
Anyone know what game he is playing?

>>5918712
kek
this is my ringtone
>be me
>be in local pharmacy picking up pills for pop
>dad wanted a soda too so calls me
>phone ringtone goes off
>hear guy laugh in lext aisle over
gotta be honest, felt good to hear another anon laugh in the wild

>>5921935
Alice in Chains - Rooster

>>5923916
asseto corsa modded. shibuya map

>>5921934
"I remember nothing" by joy devision

>>5918711
very nice.

>>5921935
FUCK OFF ZOOOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5922815
groov'd

>>5918719
=)

>>5918792
Society needs a healthy dose of "yes and"

>>5918839
Finally

>>5923557
Made up disease

>>5924713
Its true. I made it up
t. God

>>5918825
Song?

>>5923557
LMAO

>>5922640
Based black man?

>>5925234
just had a brainfart recently:
we all know that they used zyklon b, which was a pesticide against lice and they said the pumped the showers with that. A lot of people noticed that the germans had much more potent toxic-gases and they argue they didn't use them instead, is because... It's expensive i guess.
Then why didn't they just use carbonmonoxide? You can't smell it, you just fall asleep, the production is probably the cheapest way to produce any gas. Basically you could just wet a pile of coal underground and you would have a "gaschamber". Many people died in their cellar this way.

>>5918767
>go terraform, bitch

>>5925303
Excellent work, plus: how would any of the prisoners, even after liberation, have any idea what specific chemical was used in an operation kept secret from the prisoners?

>>5925303
Ok now I don't actually believe in the holocaust as presented by the jews, but carbon dioxide was tried in the early years of the war and it was found to be a poor method of execution because it makes the subject vomit and empty the bowels fairly often, very messy to clean up. In this case they used an auto engine as the gas source. You can smell and taste the fumes of an engine and it makes the subject agitated and distressed to an undesirable degree. As for your idea with the coals in a celler I would think that's a method you can't really scale up to any greater degree and it's a very slow process to operate

can someone post the WHO WANTS IT video

>>5919867
Gen alpha will be retards. Imagine how stupid the zoomers are when raised on Vine and TikTok. Just imagine Gen Alpha growing up with fucking cocomelon.
You know how they make those episodes? They invented the Distractatron. They get a child to watch a draft of the episode, and the Distractatron looks at their eyes, if the kid even for a second looks away from the screen, they'll redo that part of the episode.

>>5925693
Yeah, the cellar thing was more of an example on how easy it is to produce, another example would be suicide by running car in garage. Still doesn't add up, imo. It's not like breathing in Zyklon B until death would be a much more pleasing than breathing in co2. I would also suggest that a humane death wouldn't be a priority during mass extinction

>>5919386
I kneel

>>5926085
Its the fucking shitty parents to blame, they would give their children heroin if it shut them up for 5 minutes. It's disgusting.

>>5918735
sigh, not even mammals with fire magic can compete

>>5921935
Ave Maria - Schubert

>>5925303
If you're willing to reject the gas narrative then there's a really easy, obvious answer.
Bullets.
The camps already needed bullets supplied to them. They were already producing billions of bullets per year. Bullets were cheap. Bullets required no special facilities.
There's a reason that in all the genocides post WW2 the main method of execution was bullets.
And the Germans did use bullets for executions. Their use was well documented for killing Poles, Soviets, resistance members, spies, and traitors. The only group that the Germans didn't primarily use bullets to execute were the Jews. Really that goes for every genocide where the perpetrators had widespread access to guns. The Holocaust is the only exception.

>>5925303
>>5925677
>>5925693
>>5926404
>>5926870
My two cents, but maybe the Germans never wanted to kill the Jews (plus the undesirables that people gloss over) in the first place, and just want them out of Germany and away from the Reich. Maybe the camps were mostly for internment, much like the Japanese camps here in America. Maybe a good deal of the deaths were from a combination of western bombers destroying supply lines, and Soviet troops gunning down survivors and covering it up.

>>5927244
After showing how dangerous they are by agitating the people against the kaiser and Judea declaring war in '33, it was only logical to keep them away from public life. And those are two incidents are just the tip on the iceberg of reasons for why that was a good decision. Their relations with the public were very shaky after kristallnacht anyway, so it was for their sake, too. The only reason this is considered a bad move is because the Germans lost; everyone else had camps with many deaths, including imprisoned Germans in Germany after the war, but all those are just a statistic.

>>5918715
what the fuck

>>5924801
are you stupid?

>>5919296
fuck off

>>5918725
when i first saw this i laughed for a solid 5 minutes

>>5927244
Well obviously, like I said I don't actually believe in the narrative. But they still killed SOME people, and different methods using gas was explored. This doesn't really reflect on the "holocaust" as a whole, but it is interesting as a technical discussion.

>>5926515
Well, The Greatest Generation and the Silent Generation gave their children rags of whiskey to suck on, and the boomers seem to have turned out alright.
Maybe heroin isn't that bad. It's the school's job to raise the children anyway.

>>5922512
>>5922782
>>5924855
Can anybody explain why somebody would post some unfunny stuff like that? Is it just to annoy people?

>>5927891
>It's the school's job to raise the children anyway.
Can't tell if this is ironic or not

>>5924801
its Breakfast Machine from the Peewee's Big Adventure soundtrack

>>5922357
>what did he do for a year??
recover

>>5922586
Nah look up phone losers of America, Brad Carter is the superior prank caller

>>5928103
God i wish that was me. But with my dick sticking out of the hole and kike women catching it.

>>5927891
>and the boomers seem to have turned out alright.
>>5928100
gotta be

>>5918825
>your mission is complete. Get out of there agent 47.

>>5924801
We're no strangers to love by maroon 5

>>5918722
wish i got as much pussy as these guys...

>>5918761
Alex Jones is my spirit animal.

>>5928380
Yeah I was sarcastic.

>>5922640
>young man is just existing
>white woman is furious at a hat because it doesn't toe the message
>95% of the train is just wants to go home
>everyone is ignoring the black man
>white woman hurts herself trying to take action
A pretty solid encapsulation of america.

>>5919371
bollywood is so fucking cringe

>>5920316
is this american humor?

>>5929498
No

>>5929381
you're a sad individual, bud

>>5918785
he's an absolute legend. RIP.

>>5925310
everybody clipped coins. though why modern coins have them is silly, there's nothing of value to clip.

>>5926934
what a banger

>>5925724
>>5927108
newfag here. has this kind of unfunny garbage spam always been a thing on /wsg/?

>>5930695
every thread on any board with "ylyl" "funny" 'humour" in the title.
It's done by mossad, NGOs and actual people.
Mossad and NGOs do it, because edgy humour is a big draw for a free speech platforms, i.e. places where the holocaust or left wing ideas can be challanged.
Actual people do it, because it's mostly just reposts from older ylyl threads and they somehow get so offended by that, that they waste their time on spamming on 4chan

OC

Man on the street telling his pretzel story please.

>>5932010
>screamer
kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>5932912
Why do you keep posting these?
Do you have an agenda or do you just need a hug?

anyone got the space cuba version of this?
it was taken off youtube a while ago and the title was either "whoa I baked you a pie in space cuba" or just "cuba"

>>5918870
This movie relies entirely on the memes. The rest of it was awful.

>>5919062
Yeah, but so was the original.

>>5932937
I have a couple of analogies that come to mind when i think of 4chan...
>Panning for gold in a sewer.
>Going to the asylum for some group therapy.

>>5930695
ylyl used to be legit funny but that stopped like 3-4 years ago.

>>5933324
I too remember.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>5932842
Damn. Future kids are based.

>>5927380
its reversed...

>>5922301
>>5918737
agreed

>>5918765
shame this channel died out

/wn0XGcvBxxmDHYLxtPooyw==/i;stub:no;
/QOdV6xxicEmfyhs20mePBA==/i;stub:no;
/iK6BpZgNF37aGLO0et6tcA==/i;stub:no;
/bzz8TVL3RN1JlJzHCooLJQ==/i;stub:no;
/EvYvP3SaJD3PjxE6xKw8gQ==/i;stub:no;
/Gq+cazL2oLUKO1euDn9XMw==/i;stub:no;
/CbOe1gWIxDBh5vO8gee8xg==/i;stub:no;
/t+FFBjhtQ9kRMz98nSgm4A==/i;stub:no;
/hc/k1ojWBeL0Zf9QXKAOkw==/i;stub:no;
/xddxqToEJdxWMY9VudN2sQ==/i;stub:no;
/IecXzLDwzKZut7V4ri7xkQ==/i;stub:no;
/CHgZhuP0YkkSYhVQD2VfSg==/i;stub:no;
/KvfKdZWAJ9vAp6eOP0Gtfg==/i;stub:no;
/ly/AItUzFLJX0OcTZG1+Gg==/i;stub:no;
/PXB2srSHencXguNJ6f+wYA==/i;stub:no;
/AFe0vLob/Kkev5c0cGh0Yg==/i;stub:no;
/XwADymxknwYO/x7yx3yR7g==/i;stub:no;
//g4zKxW1u/RYis+LSCgpXw==/i;stub:no;
filters for moustache faggot

>>5933428
I made a nuclear option for dealing with these shit scammers:

https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/543730-4chan-media-b-gone

I've spent a good few hours on this and it works great, I think I've seen my last fliggu and mustache-tard for a good while. It runs an algorithm on thumbnails to detect similarities instead of just comparing absolute MD5 hashes.

Here are some hashes as a starter pack:

ffe78305058d0800,efefc3c7e7236000,67fc26062c383c00,703038183c187c00,001c7e7fcf010707,00187c50f6e3fa3c,3030f8f8fa747c00,0008183e08337fff,e1e1f141e3c3c000,0570f1f9e2f88000,c0fe3f337f385000,ff1f0fc08010f000,fd1f81bdbda91800,ffc35fef41050000,efb3f9f01000e800,ffffe15c26002000,fff7ff1e22060000,f9417dfd7900c000,00187890f6e3fa7c,000003801e2427f7,bffff700229a0000,67fc26062c381c00,ff170f1cdac0e000,8fc3d3c3a33bc800,00003c7cbc3c1800,ffff839135000800,fd1f81bdbda11800,e1e1f14163c3c000,ffe1feef00003800,fffff70050a40000,07115bbb1ae30240,0f00f7f8f0306080,183c3c3c7ef41c00,00086a4a4a3e7e7f,fcf2f2dcf81c0000,ff1f0fe08010f000,802000002ff00000,ffc35fef41050000

>>5933441
*spammers

Also repost this so we can be rid of these fucktards once and for all

>>5933441
While you're doing God's work, part of the problem with mustache man is that it's a constant stream of new ones. I don't see this particular approach working for that so I'm not sure how much in practice this cuts down on.

>>5933447
No solution will be 100% effective against spam, but since the script uses the same detection mechanisms as many duplicate file finders do, it will at least severely cut down on the amount of them you see, since you're likely to encounter reposts of the same video even if they're re-encodes

>>5933453
But why though why do that hate funny?

>>5933455
The constantly reposted mustache and fligu bs has zero entertainment value whatsoever

>>5933441
Holy shit, thanks. I'll use this.
Insanely based

>>5933460
You're very welcome. I was a big fan of YLYL threads back in the day, and still frequent /b/, /wsg/ and /gif/ for them, but the ratio of noise to funny has just skyrocketed lately so it was about time

>>5933463
Yeah, its gotten really bad. Just tiresome to see endless shitposters.

>>5926528
thanks

>>5933456
Right so why does it keep getting posted and more importantly why do they trannyjannys let it?

>>5933472
No idea. It does break global rule #10 but it's also subjective, since it's "just" reposts without any spam links etc. then it might be low priority for janitors and mods to fix. Another point is that there might not be as many janitors/mods as are needed to police the boards in the first place, further deprioritizing what's probably seen as low-impact spam from a moderation perspective

>>5933476
I've been given 3 day vacations for reporting spam so there ya go.

>>5933441
Also, made a tutorial for you guys

>>5933494
Sounds about right. I once saw someone on another board threatening to commit murder. I wasn't sure if it technically broke the rules, but after Googling and finding out that it actually broke United States law, I reported it under that. I got a warning for filing a false report.
But honestly, it's nothing new. Back in the late 2000s, people would post CP on /b/ and the mods would leave it up for ages before taking it down. I guess they had to wait for all their buddies to download all of it first.

>>5924801
kirby item bounce

>>5918712
>>5924307
song name?

>>5933441
Amazing stuff, thanks Anon.
Is there a way to make it work with the 4chanX "Replace WEBM: Replace webm, mp4, and ogv thumbnails with the actual video." setting? I guess no thumbnail no werky, but maybe...

>>5924717
disgusting fucking jew
every single time...

>>5920321
Tai Kwon Dough

>>5922349
He's using recording studio equipment to get that effect.

>>5918898
best in thread

>>5922640
why are americans like this

>>5921932
is this ai slop

>>5925303
Carbon monoxide does not work on people walking backwards. this is a proven scientific fact

>>5924801
Darude Sandstorm

>>5918796
based lane

>>5922815
people are waaaaay to young to get this excellent webm.

>>5930695
no. a decade ago it was all very funny content. but the spam isn't as bad as it was a few years ago.

literally the jews, btw.

>>5919371
What's the name of the anime?

>>5918717
I bet he is off to do some real important shit

>>5933794
Female Ralph Wiggum.

>>5927917
just ignore them and filter the webm

>>5934207
I'm not sure - I need the thumbnail to do the comparison. If 4chan X removes the thumbnail image (or any other things that can help me reconstruct the thumbnail URL for analysis) from the page with that option enabled, it's not possible, but I can see how it operates, it might just hide the original thumb, if it does, I might be able to extract it anyway. I'll have a look later today

>>5934750
Thanks Anon!
Dont want to be a needy bitch, but an extra option to hide the yellow nuke button in the dropdown menu next to it? Its a bit distracting. (or an option to make it white or something)

>>5933441
fantastic work, thank you anon

>>5934486
KEK

>>5930695
no, it used to be funny up until the late 2010s, after Trump won in 2016, Mossad went into overdrive trying to figure out how to neutralize the power of the chans, they decided that an effective technique would be to simply make them annoying and/or uninteresting, hence you get stuff like YLYL devolving into aids posting

>>5933441
That's great, but is there a way to hide the nuke icon? Like maybe have it in the dropdown menu alone? Or at the very least hide it in the catalog.

>>5918717
song?

>>5918799
Legendary

>>5928190
That you have to try and step in tells me otherwise

>>5925693
Carbon dioxide is not carbon monoxide. The latter just makes you asphyxiate and faint.

>>5927108
Where are seared bite and epic gandalf remix

>>5934207
>>5934923
The menu that pops up when you click the dropdown button in 4chan X ceases to exist when that menu isn't onscreen - it's generated on the fly by 4chan X and I don't know how to hook into that mechanism, I probably can't since my script runs in a different context than 4chan X (I can't programmatically access its internals, only interact with the stuff it leaves in the page structure).

I did add these options, though (pic related), you can put whatever in the text box and that's what will show on the nuke button. You can also replace the button with just the relevant hash if you like copying and pasting into the settings UI.

Version 1.2 is now updated on Sleazy Fork:
https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/543730-4chan-media-b-gone

>>5929173
Lost

>>5934801
wtf is the soundbite? I cant even make out what hes saying

>>5935129
He says "there are only two genders - starina peypa, and starina johnes" (old man Papa, old man Johnes)

>>5918792
>>5924704
they're literally hot legs talking, that's the only thing they can do. not even for walking.

>don't even take a shit if you don't have to.

>>5935113
Absolutely perfect, I kneel.

>>5933441
Awesome, would this work on KurobaEX in any way?

>>5935645
No idea what that is, but it's GPL licensed so feel free to adapt it, I only use 4chan myself

>>5918839
I don't get it

>>5933441
great work anon. Any plans to turn it into a PR for 4chanxt? It would be a great addition.

>>5935113
You might be able to interact with 4chanx' menu using MutationObserver, but the current options are fine for me personally.

>>5935113
found an issue. in catalog view, the button adds another line just below the image.
Ideally the button should probably show in the top bar (just after the resolution). If that's not possible, I think not having it display in catalog view at all would be fine as well.

Also, I only really need it on /wsg/, so it would be nice to be able to either blacklist or whitelist boards where it does its thing.

>>5935724
>>5935731
Integrating it into the menu would also resolve the catalog issue.

>>5935647
Its a 4chan app for Android on github

>>5935719
I don't use that but the code is GPL licensed so can be used freely

>>5935724
Yeah already using mutationobservers to add new posts added dynamically, but I'm a little bit wary of adding hundreds of observers because it can definitely affect performance. I'll have a look next time I work on it, though!

>>5935731
Yeah that was by design, was easiest to put it there.

>>5935779
Ah I don't really do Android dev, but feel free to make a suggestion to the devs, it's a pretty standard aHash algorithm that can easily be implemented by other app developers :)

Thanks for all the feedback guys, I'll have to clean up the script a bit and have a look at some of these issues in the coming days

>>5935731
>Also, I only really need it on /wsg/, so it would be nice to be able to either blacklist or whitelist boards where it does its thing.
You can do that via your userscript manager, look for user includes/user excludes. In tampermonkey it's in dashboard > click script > settings > Includes/Excludes

>>5918839
kek, I lost. so fucking good

>>5923555
>both faggots driving teslas
They're probably butt buddies and this is a setup video

stick around to the end...

>>5918711
Retarded racist cunt.

>>5918789
Despite not being a rapper he won all of those exchanges. What a king.

>>5918839
Terrible. Bad taste. Bad form.

>>5922815
It always takes me back when I hear Intergalactic.
To high school.

>>5924942
cringe drunkenness

>>5922815
>have no speed, strength, stamina, coordination, training, or experience
>"You know what I'm gonna try? Fighting!"
Every single time. Absolute retards.

>>5929171
Ooooo, I'm so impressed by his "programming". LOL
What a chode.

>>5929601
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

>>5931128
STFU, schizo.

>>5932944
FUCK YOU. Why would anyone want more of that or help you find more of it to post here? You are the worst kind of asshole here. Fuck off and die with your troll humor. Fucking cunt.

>>5933532
He would never say "the myriad of". He'd just say myriad like an intelligent person. Lame AI garbage.

>>5937130
>>5937132
>>5937134
>>5937135
>>5937137
Lay off the caffeine and get some sleep, anon.

>>5934622
Gayest shit I've ever seen. That man has no penis at all.

>>5934904
Yes, surely that was it. A vast conspiracy to ruin the site because of its POWER. LOLOL

>>5937141
If you destroy something outright, you create incentives for a exodus a fresh creation of what you just destroyed or otherwise do a radicalization.

However, if you slowly degenerate something. You illicit no such reactions as the denizens of whatever you're eroding will put up with a lot of shit despite the unpleasantness of it all.

Huh, that sounds quite familiar to a lot of things, I wonder if you can see it too, moshe?

>>5926870
>>5925303
Now let's get into the question where they put the (bone) ash after cremation, being chemically alkaline (as bones consist mostly of minerals like Calcium and such, not turning into gases when burnt) . You'd expect soil or water to have a higher pH, if they'd burried the 6 gorillion * 206 (crushed) bones.. Am I the only one wondering?

>>5937135
I just like YTPMVs mate
you don't heff to be mad

>>5935484
hilarious

>>5923557
It's all about perspective honestly

>>5918711
Stuff like this alone makes me think /pol/ might not be so shitty.

>>5918712
context?

I downloaded this retarded shit few years ago and never saw it again posted by anyone else, it shouldn't be that funny but it just gets me to this day

>>5924713
It's a diagnosis for anti-social behaviors. Saying it's fkr is like saying that psychopathy or sociopathy is fake. It's just a lable for a collection of diagnosable symptoms.

The reason why it's under scrutiny is because people (read: white women) are using it to escape accountability and to participate in the victim olympics. It's the same as people who claim to have depression without getting evaluated by a specialist first.

>>5929544
At least with the Euro coins, the ridges are designed so blind people can recognize the coins more easily.

>>5937126
it's been the #1 passtime for human men since before written language and it will continue to be long after your faggot ass is gone and forgotten.

>>5938880
WARNING: this has the loud girl moaning earrape. Dumb cunt poster

>>5937130
kill yourself nigger